why is one called a healslut while the other is a respectable doctor?

because regardless of what the normies are trying to tell us, that is NOT the look of peak physical performance. That is the look of a protein starved human body, which is why she craves male hormones

fuck this gay earth I guess they're good at marketing

Because men innately have no respect for women and view them only as sex objects.

Also, who the fuck ever said the Medic was a "respectable doctor"? at best, he's an unethical doctor, at worst, he's a mad scientist, he always has been, and it was confirmed in the "Meet the Medic" video...

>>385606737
There's barely any protein in semen
You would get more by eating ants

Because caretaking is a stereotypical female occupation, much like being a slut.

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>>385606597
the player is the healslut
sorry that you thought you could change your fate by changing your model

>>385606939
>none of them are blatant sexual objects
really made me think

easier to be a healslut when your toon is a woman

Because men are sexist

>>385606939
please go enjoy reddit thankyou

The medic is a fucking psychopath, what the fuck are you on about OP. He's as much a respected doctor as my local butcher down the street

>>385606939

reddit is fucking trash
overwatch is fucking trash

match made in heaven

Healslut does sound pretty cool like who wouldnt want their own healslut

>>385606597
One is german, the other is subhuman swiss.

>>385606873
>He doesn't have ants in his semen
pleb

>>385606597
Because herr doktor is on a monogamic relationship with the class pocketing him at the moment, usually Heavy.

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>>385606939
>someone actually wrote that shit

>>385606939
5 reasons girls play Mercy, some of which are repeats, and none of which are biological. Couldn't possibly be biological.

>>385606939
That's a lot of talk when her point just boils down to the fact Mercy has an incredibly low skill floor (literally just aim in their general direction and fly away if people look at you angrily) and is attractive but not TOO attractive.

>>385609089
>this team NEEDS me

Come on geoff, nerf that ult

>>385606597
I know right? He's not a slut at all.

>>385609262
>not too attractive
SHES A LITERAL BLOND ANGEL WITH BIG BOOBS

because the medic is in control of his life and will swap to scout if he's tired of bullshit

>>385606939
>DVa
>normal looking gamer girl
They wish they looked like her.

>>385609457
>BIG BOOBS
Maybe fanart Mercy.

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>>385609489
>Healing scouts more than 15 seconds

>>385606597
Mercy is seen as a good looking girl first and a doctor second.
The Medic is just that, a medic

>>385609457
Sure but shes not a sexual character outside of fan art. She's attractive but everything is covered up. There's no boob window, no thigh showing etc. Her bust is large, but far from anime tier. Those are things thin skinned women usually bitch about.

Let's not pretend the average Mercy main is anything but thin skinned.

Because Mercy is in a game where the roles are so concrete that you're almost forced to hide behind teammates as a healer because you're slow as fuck without an ally, whereas a good TF2 medic can fuck as much shit up as the rest of the cast.

>>385606597
it depends on the skill on the player, if the doc in question doesn't pocket the same guy everytime and tries to heal others, he's a respectable doctor
otherwise he's a healslut
or F2P if he doesn't know how to heal

>>385606597
Why does Mercy even have a gun? It's so useless.

>>385609746
The gun is actually surprisingly potent. Generally better to boost someone instead, but I've managed to save myself a few times in the past with it.

>>385609746
Battle medics aren't that useful either

>>385609802
>Generally better to boost someone instead,

This is literally wrong.

The medic has an actual personality, hes a psychopath that doesnt care about his patients, all he cares about is his scientific progress. Mercy doesnt have much personality outside of the comics, her dialogue doesnt feel interesting at all.

>>385606597
"Healslut" refers to the player, not the character. Healsluts flock to Mercy because they are degenerate feminized failures.

Playing Medic actually requires skill:
he doesn't have "oh shit fly the fuck away" button, so positioning is way, WAY harder against something like a good soldier;
uber works only on one teammate, unlike revive that works on entire team, you can juggle uber, but it is harder than just pressing a button and drains it faster;
medigun range is way smaller, so you can't just hide behind cover all the time;\
Mercy can't overheal so there is zero reason to constantly juggle heal targets, you only need to heal them when they are damaged, dropping required awareness to near zero.
Basically, Mercy is so easy, even Demoman players would say that she is for retarded children.

>>385606597
Who the fuck calls medic a respectable doctor? He has a decapitated head on life support in his fucking fridge. He's a sadist. But if I had to guess why someone would is because they like medic more than mercy. Medic is just an overall better character.

>>385610152
>Mercy can't overheal
damn. i havent played tf2 for so long that i forgot medic could overheal.

>>385610152
Forgot to add, you also lose uber on death, unlike Overwatch's ultimates, so death is even more punishing for Medic.

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>>385609569
She had big boobs in the original trailer. Blizzard nerfed her boobs for feminists, and baited us all with false advertising.

>>385606597
Niggers and casuals play Overwatch
/thread

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>>385606597
Because one is a cute, 37 year old blonde in need of someone giving her kids.

>>385610475
sex hips

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>>385606597
I'm a Heal Queen. What's the difference between my majesty and you, dirty healsluts? I am not oblidged to heal you. I am not there to support you. I am not there to make you feel better. I am there because you, dirty slaves, will lead me to victory while kissing my heels if I let you do so. I will resurrect you out of pity, because you, worthless worms, suck at this game. I will heal you, because you losers don't stand a chance against enemies on your own. And if I don't like something, if you don't crawl on your knees and kiss the earth that I walk, I will ignore your filthy corpses and step over you while you cry in chat or on microphone begging me to res you. And what will I do? I will ignore you. Because you, slaves and sluts, didn't ask me nicely. And didn't say "Mommy, I will suck your majestic healing cock if you bring me back to battle".

>>385610672
i feel like healdom should be a thing

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>>385606939
tl:dr girls play Mercy because they suck at aiming

If this is true then why don't they play Reinhardt, Symmetra, Torbjorn or Winston as well? None of these characters require any real precision.

This thread is another good example of why TF2 is a better game than Overwatch: Having female playable characters attracts thirsty waifufags and actual (casual as fuck) women, who ruin gameplay and gameplay discussion at the drop of a hat

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>>385606597
I wish bonesaw applied bleeding damage

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>>385610641
Literally, canonically barren

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>>385610876
Gonna have to conduct several, thorough tests to confirm that.

>>385610848
Bonesaw is fine. More people would use it if Ubersaw wasn't flat-out overpowered.

>>385610936
Ubersaw isn't overpowered, but it is a straight upgrade in most scenarios.

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>>385610831
the hat simulator tries to compete with waifuwatch for king of underage bait

>>385610672
hot

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>>385610915
>pasties

well one looks like a doctor / militar high rank guy and the other looks like a whore

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>>385611102
Rude.

>>385611102
never seen a chimpanzee with a '50s haircut turning tricks tbqh
paging dr. victoria's secret commercial

>>385610831
TF2 attracts gay furries instead. And Valve lets them paint the walls with gay furry porn.

>>385609856
>This is what gold players actually believe

Using your gun as Mercy is throwing the game unless you're trapped in a 1v1 scenario.

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>>385611004
>Ubersaw isn't overpowered
It's functionally a straight upgrade to stock, as you agree, on the game's far and away strongest class who is most vital to win.

Therefore it's overpowered.
In no other game would people look at a weapon which buffs the game's strongest class and say "yeah, this is balanced".

>>385610672
Annnnd now I am hard.

>>385611229
>TF2 attracts gay furries instead
You can't tell they're furries when they actually play the game.
You can definitely tell when women are playing Overwatch, on the other hand.
>And Valve lets them paint the walls with gay furry porn
Sprays are disabled in official servers. Only in community servers will you see those things, and only rarely.

I see fewer furfags in TF2 than I see on /v/. You can't say the same for Overwatch and women.

>>385610783
Read the whole post.

>>385611380
>play the game
that's a good one, the portion of players in TF2 that play something else outside of 2fort, hightower, MvM and gay ERP idle servers is miniscule

>>385606597
Because the one is a degenerate whore who will latch on to anyone just to pad their score.

and the other is an Overwatch character

>>385610475
Bigger? Sure, but those aren't that big.

>>385606843
>Because men innately have no respect for women
You don't get to be respected just because.

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>>385611509
>the portion of players in TF2 that play something else outside of 2fort, hightower, MvM and gay ERP idle servers is miniscule
Factually incorrect. It's the other way around.

TF2's community is split 50/50 between custom and official servers.
2fort servers make up 16% of official servers.
Hightower servers make up 4% of official servers.
Idle servers make up 1% of custom servers.

There is literally nothing wrong with MvM either, it's a fun vs. bots mode, so I don't know why you threw that in there. You might as well be complaining about Overwatch for their vs. bots mode.

>>385611380
>Sprays are disabled in official servers.
Is this true? When I was playing TF2 with two of my friends, only one of them could see my new spray. Would that be a bug?

>>385612383
You can see any sprays that you've previously downloaded.
So if you saw their spray in a custom server, or saw it in an official server before they removed sprays from those, then you can still see it in custom servers.

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>>385606939
>D.Va is a normal looking gamer girl
Let's not kid ourselves.