HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

WHEN THE AVGN DIDN'T SUCK ASS

>>385606014
YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR ASS FRED FUCHS

>>385606393
THIS THREAD IS GAY AND OP YOU REALLY SUCK

>>385606461
YOU SHIT LOAD OF FUCK

>>385605952
TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

The Simpsons of e-celebs
>cited as many people's inspiration for making videos
>a lot of classic episodes and a lot of classic episodes that are just as good now as they were when they were first released
>universally approved of, arguably the best independent content creator back in 2006-2010
>fanbase increases
>show becomes more about making jokes rather than showing off shitty games
>makes a movie that's like "meh"
>other content creators come along that make different kinds videos and upload more frequently
>gradually forget about it
>see a AVGN video pop up every now and again and think "huh he's still making AVGN videos"
>kinda wish he would just hang up the AVGN hat (or shirt, I guess) after 11 years and just do movie reviews and James & Mike Mondays

>>385605952
Is this retard the most shilled youtuber on the site?

>>385607117
>The Simpsons of e-celebs
That would imply he was ever good, get the fuck out.

Why are gamers so angry?

Not even trying to shitpost, but it's a prevalent stereotype that just happens to be true.
I mean, maybe gamers aren't categorically angrier than fans of other specific types of media, but the culture certainly lends itself to much more heated debates and aggressive rhetoric.

I mean, I'm the same way. I'm just not sure why?

>>385607326
people in general are angry

>>385607326
They are angry that their real life is shit and they only have video games to turn to.

>>385607326
Mainly because of a couple of reasons.
>Interactivity of games means that if something goes wrong, it makes you feel like nothing even if it is the case where it is not your fault
>People played games as children and saw the medium grow but are still treated like children by the market and society (In some cases people do act like children but the vast majority don't)
>Most of them were the shut ins or nerds during school.

It's basically why table top players are sometimes angry bastards.

>>385607274
>t.buttblasted irate gamer hipster.
AVGN was literal god tier.

>>385607849
>le ebig quarrel between youtube garbage
Do your parents a favor and kill yourself.

>>385606820
YOU LITTLE KEK

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HE4S THE ANGRY NINTENDO KEK
HE4S THE ANGRY ATARI SEGA KEK
HE4S THE ANGRY... VIDEO GAAAAAAAME CUUUUUCK

>>385605952
TO LET YOU WATCH HIS WIFE GET FUCKED IN THE ASS

>>385608053
>le
Go be a hipster somewhere else, redditor.

I gotta be honest, I think James should retire the Nerd character only doing 1 AVGN video a year as a special occasion. I much prefer James movie reviews and that Playlist Junkie show he does is incredibly comfy as a huge metal-fag.

>>385608428
>le epic cuck meme

>>385609904
Hello, James. How's the black potato going?

>>385608428
James uncucked himself when decided to simply not watch the new Ghostbusters which triggered every SJW creep across the internet.

>>385610082
You're insulting a man's 3 year old daughter. Really think about that you fucking loser.

>>385610476
>You're insulting a man's 3 year old wife's daughter
Fixed.

>>385610402
I love James. But I will never forget him fictionally giving his love interest to a black-washed mike. It will never be erased from my memory. Same as the whole wife's SJW rant. I'm sorry, but I can love him and making fun of him at the same time. I called him a cuck, I had lot of fun, and yet I was behind him when the whole ghostbuster thing happened.

>>385607231
no, that would be OneyPlays

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>BUT HE WAS UNKEKED SO STOP CALLING HIM A KEK
Make me.

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>Be 2006
>AVGN made new videos weekly
>Me and my girlfriend would watch them
>Snuggle on the couch in the living room
>Would laugh and have such a good time
>Then play old retro games together
>Make it a weekly thing to watch his new videos
>Life was perfect
>Fast forward to 2017
>Lost my house
>Lost my car
>Lost my girlfriend
>Live in single bedroom apartment
>Alone

I WISH he could take me back to the past...

>>385611050
>Not knocking her up so she has to stay with you

Sometimes, I go back and watch his older videos. I miss the old Nerd

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What do you think of that time i posted my 10 inch cock? What do you think about me censoring my youtube video comments and the various AVGN subreddits?

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>>385612756

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>>385607117
>>makes a movie that's like "meh"
Are you 12

>>385607274
Clearly you never watched Milons secret castle or little red hood

>>385605952
Hey Mike what can we put out there that is more cancerous than movie reviews? Oh I know how about music reviews without music ?

Yeah man that sounds like an idea straight out of your ass, James. Sorry i have to go back to the fat fuck...he demands more Nintendo shilling.

>>385607849
Looks like breakfast is ruined.

>>385607326
Well the music industry developed over thousands of years before i turned to shit. Movies had at least 50-70 year streak before they became unwatchable and now your looking at video games and realize they didn't even make over 20 years before becoming boring gutter trash were every drop of creativity gets gang-raped by a horde of jewish greed vampires.

That's why we're unpleasant to be around at times.

>>385612023
>implying she wouldn't divorce rape him and take the kid

>>385614036
Where's the joke?

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>>385614148
What do you mean? You don't get it?

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>>385614223
what the fuck

>>385614223
Wtf, is this real?

>>385613567
You don't have to marry someone to knock them up

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>>385614813
Yeah look it up dog. he's got plenty of comics for you to enjoy.

Irate Gamer was better

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HE'S GONNA FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS

>>385615475
BREAFKESST IS RUINEDDD
Reeeee

>>385607117
Mike ruins any video he's in for me.

>>385615475
Welcome

>>385614813
no, it's just like those ben garrison comics

>>385614223
mike matei is and always be the most glorious motherfucker to ever bless this gay earth.

check out Game Sack's parody of AVGN, it's the last sketch on this video
>it's on point so obviously cinemassacre didn't like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIhH-_BXPr8

>>385617435
>game sack
You will NEVER EVER have my precious views.

>>385617435
That's not even funny or a parody.
It's just a 1:1 copy of an AVGN episode.
What were they thinking?

Who /alt-right/ here

>>385606905

SHIT AAAAS SHIT AAAS S-SHIT ASS GAY FAG SHIT SUCK ASSSS

>>385614223
saying nigger is the shakespeare of comedy

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The channel is pretty much garbage now. I enjoy the old AVGN episodes but that's about it. Whenever they got rid of Bootsy and added that piece of shit Ryan it all just died.

James should just quit and let Mike take over so the channel can finally die.

>>385614148
Probably that you're a cuck

And you are

Is he really a cuck? Just checked his kid was white.

>>385619262
Being cucked doesn't need a person of the opposite race. it just means that your fine with some other person fucking your wife.

>>385619262
Yeah, he is pretty famous on the cuckdom scene. Bulls literally fight to have the chance of being prepped by James.

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>>385615904
What about pic related?