NoMansSky UPDATE

>>385604793
>no man's sky

Who fucking cares?

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>>385604793
>still caring about NMS

Hopefully make it to where we could see and interact with other players and maybe a PvP mode.

Fuck, I'd actually consider going back if that were added.

They're about to drop multiplayer once it passes PS4 certification.

that doesn't stop it from being shit though.

>>385605001
How would that make it any less of a repetitive, barren piece of dogshit?

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>>385604793
Serious question
Who doesn't shave their feet/legs ?
Why wasn't he wearing socks? bare feet look stupid unless you are wearing shorts

>>385605138
>Who doesn't shave their feet/legs ?
Men don't.

>>385605138
If you are a man who shaves his legs you are a fucking faggot, no ifs ands or buts.

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>>385605232
Body hair is repulsive senpai, on both men and women

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>>385605309
t turkroach

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>>385605325
degenerate

>>385605325
>t. retard who thinks life can emulate anime
Get a clue, idiot.

>>385605309
The same for dick/balls btw. Grooming them so it doesn't turn into a tangled jungle even Tarzan couldn't navigate is one thing, but shaving it all completely bald another entirely.

>>385605420
Don't defile RLM with your /pol/shit

more like no mans buy
LAMOOOOOOOOO XD

>>385605652
>implying RLM aren't shitlords

Got some bad news for you sweetie

I hope it's good.
If they drop the pricetag and add something to do the game could be fun

>>385605138
I wanted to shave my legs and butt, but I just can't
It hurts

>>385604915
>>385604990
I still play it with my wife's son. He is five and autistic tho. But it's a great relaxation game.

can you use a hotas in NMS?

>>385607782
no reason to because the combat is dogshit

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>>385605652
oh no, how will you watch their content without thinking of racist nazis?!

>>385604793
They're doing an ARG called Waking Titan to announce a new big content update. One of the biggest things said to be coming MIGHT be either a new race or something to with portals and multiplayer.

It's speculation at the moment, though we know for certain it's definitely a 1.3 update for NMS

>>385605138
Only Brazilians and mega gay lords shave themselves

>>385607830
flying okay at least?
I recall downloading it at release and didn't really click much, but never went past the starter ship

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>>385605138
Congrats on being gayer than the fucking subject of the OP anon.

SHIT GAME
SHIT THREAD
You killed a thread for this OP

>>385604793
People still playing or even care about that shit?

>>385605138
Why would you shave your leg hair? Unless you're a women i don't think you have any reason to do so.

>>385608296
the game is on xbox and ps4

the ship controls like a mario kart, point direction and push accelerate

I don't think it even supports hotas

>>385608464
Because smooth hairless skin looks and feels amazing
t femboy

>>385608356
Real men don't care if people call them gay or faggot

>>385607697
Use shaving cream, of course its gonna hurt without it

>>385605465

Unless you're a pornstar

>>385608659
If you shave your legs you're not a man simple as.

>>385604793

Why does he always look like he's nervous and been sweating. Like in every picture, he's just gives off this nervous vibe.

Is it cause he knew?

>>385604793
has anyone even been playing NMS for longer than a week?

>>385608927
>Is it cause he knew?
Of course he knew everything went wrong with the project, he got no choice but to force himself to smile while pretend nothing is wrong and the game will be the greatest thing ever exactly like everyone wanted it to be.

>>385607724

cuck

>>385608483
with an actual decent flight system and mechanics I would have played the shit out of this game, I love exploration and finding out new weird stuff in games

>>385609109
I don't think I lasted more than 2 hours

switch release day announcement

>>385609339
even with actual decent flight systems there still isn't anything new or weird to find after the first couple planets

>>385609252
>greatest thing ever exactly like everyone wanted it to be
It doesn't have shit to do with inflated expectations anon. There are E3 videos showing interactions between animals and other shit that in no way shape or form made it into the game. This wasn't hype's fault, this was the devs dreaming big and cooking up the bullshot version of a trailer and then not being able to execute and not coming clean about it.

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>Textures for anything that's not a structure is a blurry mess
>Procedural generation code is still busted
>Same fucking plants/plant pieces but a different color warrant an entirely new discovery
>Have to scan entire fucking planets for alien structures to learn the language
>Spend the first xx hours of the game flying from point of interest to point of interest
>Can see some 20-30 degrees downwards while flying so good luck finding knowledge stones
>Terrain/object pop-ins are insane
>LoD has 2 distance settings: shit that's close, shit that's less close
>Every planet is empty with random copy-paste outposts/save points

>>385609320
yep

>>385609930
Can't you roll your ship along the long axis while still flying straight so you can look to your right or left down to the ground?

>>385610008
Flying upside down is disorienting

>>385609883
Hype was one of the fault exactly because of that exact E3 video you mention. They lied to everyone by showing what the development team can't make, resulting in heightened expectation.
You know bunch of people out there expect literally who small dev team can make AAA-quality game with no problem.

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>>385607920
Will it be enough to reinstall the game?

>>385609883
>>385610224
Actually, stuff from the E3 vid is in the game. Specifically named "E3" and contained to a few plants. It was all scripted and they forgot to remove it before release

>>385604793
Sounds like the "big" crafting/housing update shit
I seriously hope the only people still playing this game are the ones who went broke by buying it and are still trying to make it worth.

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>>385604793
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8P2CZg3sJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd8vLJ66Vhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRGSa3UbxWo

>>385605325
>Not liking bears
Faggot.

>>385605325
shaved armpits produce more sweat than unshaved, and are therefore morer gross

>>385610378
>plants
Planets

>>385610573
Jokes on you I find sweat erotic

>>385608659
real men aren't faggots though, and shaving your legs makes you a faggot. whether people call you a faggot or not is irrelevant, you are one regardless.

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>Friend buys both of us a copy of it so we can enjoy this epic space adventure
>I suspected it hugely and thus never really played it
>tfw it's going to slowly get patched and updated
>tfw I don't actually mind a game where I can just explore shit provided it looks okay and wasn't very expensive
>tfw just going to wait for all the updates then play the neat little space game

I maintain that if NMS was released as it is NOW (post pathfinder) for like £15 or something I'd be totally okay with it. Neat little game, just poorly realised/marketed.

This game could so easily be good if they had any idea what actually made something like this fun.

The point of exploration is to discover shit, if every single planet is the same shit then what's the point. What's the point in extensive cave systems with nothing in them, not even unique resources? Where's the random technology to discover with bizarre effects? Where's the abandoned cities? Where's the unique environmental hazards like the sand worm they showed? Where's the gigantic craters, rivers, and volcanoes?

Setting up base on a planet that gets flooded every other day, gets hit by meteorite strikes often, or is prone to volcanic explosions would actually be fun and an interesting challenge.

I would actually have some faith in the updates fixing shit if they seemed to have any of this in mind.

It's not even a good indie game right now, and definitely not close to the AAA title they billed it as.

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>>385605138
>>385605232
>>385605309
>>385605325
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>>385605419
>>385605465
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>>385608782
runners and swimmers have to shave their legs because some shit i don't remember, google it I guess

>>385610719
that explains why you like gay stuff

>>385610879
Me liking gay stuff would explain why I like you so much.

>>385610832
Shaving with an actual reason is different than shaving because of ickies

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I shaved my nuts once when i was young and had a life and it was the worst mistake of my life.

Just use scissors and trim that shit if you're a walking cousin it.

>>385605652
>implying Mike "ampf" Stoklasa isn't a /pol/ regular.

>>385611065
>Shave it all, shaft included
>Jerk off that night
>Fucking INCREDIBLE
>Wake up next morning
>Pain, itching and look like I have an STD

Is there literally anyway to easily bring cock and ball hair to an acceptable level? Christ alive

>>385611189
Like that anon said, just use scissor but careful not to cut your balls and sausage.

>>385611035
it all makes sense

>>385611279
Not that Anon but I don't want hair climbing up the actual shaft of my dick, even trimmed

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>>385610224
even for small scope and small team NMS is BAD. The core gameplay loop is absolute shit, there's even less to do than Minecraft and the inventory and UI design is genuinely among the worst I've ever seen. No matter who you cut it NMS is a shit game. It would be a shit game as a 15 dollar steam early access turd (what it should be) but as a 60 dollar release it's an atrocity.

>>385611459
Then just let it grow and make a braid with your pube when it's long enough.

>>385605232
yeah but dude i look like a hobbit if I don't

>>385611065
>>385611189
>>385611279
I was like you folk, once.

It's easier to order a small, cheap buzzer and use one of the guides. Takes way less time, no way to cut yourself, and it keeps everything clean and even which is really the most important part.

Also don't forget to baby powder your taint so there's no chafe or smell.

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>>385604793
there was a live streamed treasure hunt yesterday in new york which is basically the conclusion of a year long ARG

theres some huge update (multiplayer?) coming next month

everything seems to point to a complete rebuild and rework of the game on the year annivesary..

looks legit the amount of money and time they spent on the arg wwas crazy big

something big is happening

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I don't even care about No Man's Sky, I just want to lick that foot.

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>>385604793

>>385612354
>Todd that tall

>>385607724
Stop.

I've had more fun playing this ARG than I have with the actual game.

>>385611972
>spend time and money on arg instead of game

Idiots needed to pull a ffxiv 2

>>385612449
>implying I'm not
Todd is 6 feet 10 inches at least.

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Only vidya OSTs in my library are Silent Hill 1-4. GOAT games, GOAT soundtrackes.

>>385613663
it sounds lke they are doing if you follow the arg

a universe wide reset

>>385611972
I would love if NMS suddenly redeemed itself but I doubt it.

>update comes
>less than 2mb
>it just edits a .ini
>mfw all the features he said would be in were already in

>>385605325
Nah, I look manly with body hair, without it I would look like gay ass bitch boy.

>>385614007
To be fair they have been actually updating the game over the last year, not sure if they're even close to all the promised features though

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>>385614208
>I look manly with body hair

>>385611065
I shave my dick and balls once every two-three month and it's totally okay. Learn to shave, anon, take a hot bath before, it will make you skin and hair softer which will ease the process.

>>385614007
talking shit

>not using shaving foam on your dick

>>385605419
>american education

>>385614561
I unironically shave my dick with a straight razor.

>shaving your dick.
Fags
Finding it Is half the fun

>not shaving your dick with occams razor

>>385614621
I do it ironically.

>>385605325
It kinda makes me uneasy thinking that more and more people stray further away from nature and find disgust in everything that nature intended, because ultimately, what they really hate is themselves

>>385614796
>tfw to intelligent

>>385614963
/thread
//v/

>>385605325
>muh body hair is REPULSIVE

I get not liking it, but thinking that i's realistic for nobody to have it ever is usually the mark of someone who's never had an intimate relationship with anyone.
Shaving is a fucking hassle. Shaving legs is a fucking hassle. If you are not SUPER dedicated to it, it is annoying as shit to have to incorporate it into your routine.

Protip; 99% of the girls you grew up with had super hairy legs particularly in winter when they could cover it up.

There is an appeal to a super smooth body but it's retarded to EXPECT one.

>>385614963
We're almost reached the final stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM

FULL YESTERDAYS ARG AUGMENTED REALITY STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8VXnsFIXjs

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>>385605138
>Who doesn't shave their feet/legs ?
Males ?

>>385615310
so the point is not the overpopulation itself, but rather lack of required resources (including instinctual needs)

>>385615251

Legs I can see the argument for, but fucking everyone should shave their pits. It's more hygienic.

>>385610832
that's different, it actually helps them be more aero/hydrodynamic i think. And bodybuilders do it for the aestethics. But shaving just cuz "it looks gross" is gay.

I am very hairy so i have to trim my armpits and the dick/ass area because it would be too much if i left it alone and i like feeling clean. But my arms, legs and chest are bear level

>>385610832

it reduces drag, if only by the tiniest, infinitesimal amount

it's real life min/maxing

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>Scam people out of their cash with a shitty half-baked game
>Use the money to make an actual game
The madmen

I shave my penis and ass, but god forbid if I shave my legs.

>>385616801

it's never more hygienic to cut bits off yourself. you are evolved to not get sick

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>thread about failed game
>evolving into thread about shaving or not your ballsack

never change /v/, never change...

>>385610345
I honestly don't know yet. Its extremely likely that it IS an update, but this is hello games were talking about it could just be more over hype for disappointment.

>>385616856
>aerodynamics
They do it because everyone else does, it's literally the only reason. It's one big fucking meme.

>>385617101
It's pretty much confirmed it's a 4th race added to the game.

>>385604793
sage
no one wants to talk about nms outside of shitposting and marketters

>>385604793

damage control to make sure any of them can ever work in the industry again

>>385617037

Makes you stink less at the very least

>>385609930
Literally this. They might be able to fix the game in whatever this new update buy i wouldn't count on it.

>>385611065
I shave my ballsack and shaft, but leave the rest of my pubic hair intact. My girlfriend loves sucking on my nuts but she doesnt like getting hairs in her teeth

>>385617146
would that mean new ships added to the loop?

>>385617146
so it's literally nothing?

>>385618540
It is literally nothing

>>385604793
no shoes man

>>385605465

>he doesn't completely shave his balls/shaft/head
>he doesn't shave everything to the side or below the dick up to the
>he doesn't leave a thick, perfectly trimmed triangle starting a centimeter above his junk blending perfectly into his happy trail

It's like you don't have sex with a new girl at least once every two weeks.

anyone who is not a shill gave up on this game a long time ago

hey man im not wearing any shoes at all and im barefoot as well, perfect for a small photoshoot
what the fuck

>>385619306

its like you want to have a sweaty baby dick all the time

>>385619306
I got myself circumcised low and drum tight and had my body hair lasered off. Your dick is like a neanderthal compared to mine.

>>385604793
Dead game. Move on.

>>385604793
"Sean! You are finally bringing multiplayer to No Mans Sky?!"

*Sean looks down and smiles*

Sean: "Yeah... Come to my office and check it out"

"But, I am in your office. I can't see you"

Sean: "Wow...This really blows my mind!"

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No Man's Sky? More like "Nobody cares Faggot"

SAGE

>>385604793
why is this retard no using shoes

>>385609320
You're retarded

>>385605138
>Being a man
>Shaving your legs
What the fuck?

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>>385619306
>thick, perfectly trimmed triangle starting a centimeter above his junk blending perfectly into his happy trail
Holy shit that sounds disgusting.

>>385615251
Yeah but if I ever get a bf he better shave that shit, look I can even help, but there's no way I'm going to suck his balls for hours whenever we are doing something if he doesn't shave.