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KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK
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Why was his fight so short
You don't even have to snip off all his shields to push to phase 3
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>>385593810
I've never noticed the angry face on his chest before
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Just beat this game for the first time a few days ago, holy fuck I wish I had played it when it was still new. My personal GOTY for 2017 even though it came out years ago.
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>>385593867
He has a fairly small health pool, i guess it was to compensate for the fact that he had a shield in his face.
Also his moveset is really simple and easy to parry/dodge, and they fact that you fight him after monsoon means that most players would have completely understood all the mechanics of the game
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>>385593867
I wish phase 3 was longer, as the lyrics for red sun are great
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>>385593867

His health pool is too small, it's very easy to skip phase 2. You pretty much have to want to trigger phase 2 and play with him if you want the fight to be longer.
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>>385594001
great game. Make sure to play the sam dlc when you git gud it's fucking excellent (almost better than base game).

also do the konami code to unlock revengeance difficulty right away and parry the shit out of everything for max fun.

Also play that bit in the sewers on revengeance with 3 mastiffs (the gorillas) for maximum hot WWE action
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>>385595584
>3 mastiffs
Max PTSD, i fucking hate that fight, i almost always stealth kill them, its retarded to dodge un-blockable attacks that you won't even see coming
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>>385594275
>>385594939
If anything, he should have been given an enormous health pool, what with his armoured bulk
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RULES
OF
NATURE
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I'M
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>>385595712
man I love it. I agree on revengeance it's a bit bullshit cause they dont wait and all attack at the same time but it's so fucking intense.
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>>385596595

Yeah, the production of the game was fucked though. That is the point the game plummets, start reusing levels and making a filler one, until it abruptly ends after a (admittedly) fantastic final boss.

If only the rest of the game maintained the pacing of the first chapters...
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>MGR was the last actually good game Platinum's made

What happened?
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>>385596848
FUCKING
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>>385597463
Bayonetta 2 and Nier Automata came out after it though.
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>>385593810
Wish he didn't die so fucking fast, i have to gimp myself with weak weapons to make the fight last a bit.

Red sun kicking is a good moment, though.
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>>385597564
2 was inferior to 1 and Automata was mediocre.
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>>385595584
>do the konami code to unlock revengeance difficulty
Those gorilla dudes kinda pissed me off on normal mode, I guess it's time to git gud. Do you guys have any tips for someone who's still pretty new to this shit? Why are these VR missions smashing my balls so hard
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>>385597656
Red paint, red paint over paradise
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>>385593925
Where's the angry face?
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>>385597472

RETARDED
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>>385593810
>CAN'T LAY A FINGER ON M-
>Damn.. you got me...
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LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11!
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>>385593810
RED SUN
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Played college ball, y'know.
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>>385598046
AT SOME CUSHY IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL
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>>385593810

>was wrong about being fucking invincible
>probably wrong about everything else

Pic related was right about everything, especially the memes. He even died on his own terms.
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>>385598242
Kind of ironic that the guy screaming "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE" is notorious for dying so damn fast.
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Mind if i cut in?
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>>385597679
Some of the VR missions are pretty fucking hard and I think people do them with all these cheat wigs and stuff. They're no doubt harder than most of the real game and it's often a question of knowing who to kill first and how to time your actions so no enemy pulls that one fucking move behind your back.

Get good at parrying and dodging and that's it.
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>>385598457
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>>385598241
Try University of Texas!
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>>385598457
His fucking DLC is so god-damn difficult. What the fuck was that Wolf fight?

>>385598242
Monsoon is The Sorrow. HOLY FUC-
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>>385598457

>name is Sam
>is a Samurai
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>>385598457
>>385598543
>>385598584
MEMORIES BROKEN
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>First time fighting Sundowner
>Man, this guy is tough, those shields just destroy me

>Second time fighting Sundowner, after finishing the game
>Block and zandatsu and there goes his shield and oh he's dead. Weren't there helicopters in this fight last time? Oh well.
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>>385593810
People whine about damage sponge bosses, but bosses that die before you see their moveset are far worse. I'd err on the side of a bit too much hp before not enough any day.
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>>385598543
I absolutely love thsi game
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>>385598647
You can also offensive-defensive his shield and you wont take damage
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Who would win?

Armstrong vs all winds of destruction (including Khamsin)
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>>385598576
First time through sam's DLC i got my shit destroyed. I think i went in on very hard. Pulled it out in the end though, but every boss took me like 30 minutes of retries.
I didn't know taunts increased damage output until the very end at the armstrong fight.

Replaying the wolf fight is fun as fuck, though, now that i know what i'm doing.
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>>385598584
bring him back
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>>385598576
Yeah he was definitely a difficulty spike, you need to land more perfect parries on his charge attacks, back off when he does his combo and punish with charged attacks
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>>385598457
Kind of a shitty fight though. He was cooler when he was just shittalking Raiden before Monsoon.
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>>385598695
I think they would stand a good chance, especially since Sam managed to 'injure' him, but it could be up for debate
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reddit game
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>>385597679
The normal VR are acceptable. The DLC VR are outright bullshit
>20 minute long mission with the "Kill everyone with zanzatsu" restriction which requires precise inputs and planning because not all enemies go into zanzatsu mode easily.
>10 minutes in there is a significant high chance of one of the bazooka guys to fall off the map and fail you the mission even before you reach him.
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>>385598457
>>385598543
>>385598584
>boss kicks your shit in first time fighting him
>come back later to get revenge
What other games do this?
I love it
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>>385597769
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>>385598576
Sam has a shorter parry window. Raiden's is what, almost 2 seconds of slack to block any attack. Sam needs actual timing.

Plus all of Sam's attacks are high risk high reward long charges and the taunt that increases damage dealt and done. Screw once and your fucked.
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>>385599017
I think its safe to assume that sam got his eye scar receiving an combo exactly like that, just less deeper.
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>>385598576
BORN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9minv0O8rlI
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>tfw can't play the main game but with sam's moveset instead

raiden's click spamming and perfect parries get old after a while
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THICC
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>>385599256
I heard a while back someone was trying to mod that in, not sure what came of it.
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>>385599146

>uses the same attack that got his face scarred to cut out Raiden's eye
>uses the same move that lost him his arm to Armstrong to cut off Raidan's arm with its cybernetic replacement >>385599090

Pure poetry.
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Is it true that Popeye was Armstrong's dad? This lore is too deep for me.
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>>385599364

He got up to at least the Monsoon fight, but I haven't heard anything in years and nothing's been released.
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>>385599420
Someone needs to edit the can to say Nanomachines
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>>385599490
Looked into it, i saw a Sam vs Sam fight that at least partially worked, but that was posted a year ago.
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>>385599556

>abandons it so close to the very end

Wonder if it has something to do with something in the Armstrong fight not working.
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>>385599410
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>>385599676
Who knows what kind of problems they could've ran into with the different levels/sequences, but i'd happily settle for just the boss fights with Sam.
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>>385599420
CORKSCREW CROSS
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>>385599678

That fight on the harder difficulties was one of the most satisfying bosses in Vidya.
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>>385599772

>fighting Monsoon with Sam's goat dodge, yet small parry window

Hnnnnnng
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>>385598584
>Sword is called "Murasama"
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>>385599678
Is Sam the coolest video game character to ever exist?
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>>385599984
Is it really a Sam pun?

I hope so.
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>>385598584
>>385599984

How did they get away with it?
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>>385600081
This whole game was a masterclass in how to generate hype.
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>>385599345

Criminally little amounts of r34
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>>385600081
>yfw you beat Sam and you find out he was barely even a cyborg when he was schooling your ass
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>>385593867
>>385594939
I thought Sundowner only had 2 phases, with shields and without. Are you counting the flying in an elevator shaft as a phase?
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>>385597463
So who is this chick? Looks like someone straight out of Senran Kagura
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>>385598584
I only noticed this now
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>>385599678
Damn. Reminded me of that Slav Jutsu webm.
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>>385598584
>Samuel
>Raiden
>Samurai
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>"Well... That's it, Jack... You can get your Metal Gear Rising: Revengeanceâ„¢ now..."

How did they get away with this?
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>>385601149
>SAMuRAIDEN
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>>385599827
The whole Sam dlc was one of the coolest things I've ever played.
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Why did they end the game here? Felt a bit sudden. Oh well I guess they'll continue in the sequel with the tag-team mode.
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>>385601468
>beats the shit out of your shiny metal ass
>give you a handshake and a bro hug

wtf I hate raiden now
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>>385601468
>He didn't get the True ending DLC
Anon...
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>>385599345
No she isnt you meme loving fuck
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>>385598629
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
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>>385596848
>>385597472
>>385597797
How the fuck was Platinum expecting me to beat this guy? Like what the fuck? I just turned off the game right then and there and sold it back to Best Buy.
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>>385593810
>tfw this will never be a thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghoGEuNNC5s
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>>385600658
yeah i was about to say this looks like nans work
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>>385593867
I knew I could destroy his Shield thé first time I fought him
Same thing for Armstrong, I didnt knew I had to slash him with Blade mod when je was regenarting his health with a Green aura
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>>385599678
damn i should really play this
i got all the dlc but i just beat the main game and never touched the dlc
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>>385599321

>yajirobe irl
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>>385602004
The Sam and Wolf DLCs are both top-tier. The missions are pretty much of the same quality as the original campaign.
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>>385601149
Sam x Raiden confirmed.
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>>385602184
now that i look back i did the wolf dlc but not the sam dlc
the khamsin battle was fun ill probably play the sam dlc tomorrow
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>>385593810
How good was Revengeance compared to other MG games
I haven't tried it
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>>385602559
Its a completely different game for one, you can't really compare them.
Compared to other action/beat em' up games, its fun but a bit shallow and short, boss and music design are top tier though
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>>385602559
I played all metal gears before playing it and I was really negative about it before playing because it wasn't a traditional metal gear game, one day I got it for really cheap and after playing it I absolutely loved it
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>>385601149
>>385602451

>Samu
>Rai
>Den

KOJIIIIIIMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1
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>>385602559
Not such a simple question anon. MGR was literally supposed to be very different, that's why it's a cuhrayzee hack and slash. If you're into that, Rising does it pretty fucking well in my opinion. Not exactly much stealth in the game, even though Raiden keeps saying it's his specialty
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>>385602630
>>385602640
>>385602705
yeah but I mean what would you give it out of ten or a not recommend/caution/recommend scale
compared to what you would give the MG games around it's time in terms of a raw number/term
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>>385599827
Except the times Armstrong's charge attack gets stuck on the geometry and fucks up your dodge timing.
That was more frustrating than getting chip damage from Monsoon's smoke grenades, because at least when that happened it was my fault.
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>>385602743
I've got a better idea, why don't you compare Mario Kart to Super Mario 2 and let us know your verdict, then we'll know how to answer.
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>>385602743
Would like to add that I know it's supposed to be an insanely over the top action game compared to the others, I was just meaning quality wise, which I should have specified.
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>>385602856
Come now anon, don't get upset. I was meaning in it's own genre how well does it do compared to the other ones? I want to know the level of polish it has in it is similar to how other MG titles are so polished in their genre.
In short I just want to know if the effort put into the game is the same.
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>>385602959
>is MGR as well polished as other MG games?

Yes.
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>>385603052
Thanks
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>>385602959
I'd say MGR is the real MGSV, it stays truthful to the formula and has quite a memorable cast especially in the villains
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>>385603590
So I've seen, which is good. What happened with 5 anyway? Stopped at 4.
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>>385603714
Technically competent, but if MGR is a juicy taste sensation then MGSV is like chewing cardboard
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>>385603714
Most likely dev hell from a constantly shifting focus, almost no cutscenes and an incredibly nonsensical story. Still fun to play if you think of it as a spin off far cry style game, but as a Metal Gear game it just falls flat on so many levels.

More story in the trailer than in the final game
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>>385597656
>that poster on the left
what
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>>385603847
>>385603848
Sounds not so good. Must be why people are still angry about it.
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>>385604101
People are upset because the trailer made the story seem amazing, instead we got a scarce story about vocal cord parasites. It's like Kojima thought people loved the whole "possessed arm" substory and run with something else that's just as stupid.

That and the level design is mediocre at best, with lots of open nothing all over the place. Plus loads of pointless down time.
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>never getting a sequel

FUCK THIS GAY PLANET
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>>385604913
>he dont know
a sequel has been hinted towards but i cant remember where i saw it
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How do I beat Armstrong's final phase?
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>>385604913
Why not? Didn't it do fairly well? is it because Konami doesn't care about games anymore?
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>>385605531
Cut his back.
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>>385605580
I'm too dumb to to chop the rocks he throws
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>>385605695
Ah, that part. You can try to slide below them, then they totally miss you, and you don't have to cut them. You'll miss out on the healing items that drop from the debris though.
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>>385602184
DAT ASS
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>>385599321
Would have been impressive if he actually used the sword, and wasn't just tossing his weight around like a fucking retard.
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>>385605547
Konami kind of has a spiteful hate thing going on with Kojima. I can't see them treating the franchise with any respect going forward, they will probably drive it into the ground.
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>>385604913
>tfw nu-platinum would make the game a snoozefest like Automata's combat
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IF YOU DONT KNOW FREEDOM, THEN I CANT EXPECT YOU TO GET OUR CAUSE
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>>385599420
This webm makes me want to play a Popeye game made by Platinum.
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>>385593810
That helicopter bossfight was OK, I understand they had to throw the bald guy shooting nonsense to give you some kind distraction but still, it could have been better.
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>>385593810
9/11 WAS CRUEL JACK
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>>385608035
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>>385598457
PLAATTTIINNUUUMMM
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WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE IS HOT
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>>385609129
CAN KORRA TAKE THE KNOT?
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>>385607390
That'd be pretty great.
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>>385599420

Wew lad this shit is pure kino

I don't think it ever quite registered with me the level of sheer ass beating Popeye used to deliver.

>>385607390
Also this. I'd play this bullshit.
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>>385609129
THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS
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