mario man

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

draw mario 06 man

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>>385593421
Was /v/ a mistake?

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maro genitals

hahaha

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Hey guys look at this dog

>>385593616
will i still be a virgin by the end of the year?

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>>385593421
>actual Switch graphics

>>385593793
delet this

>>385593616
will I ever get a qt xeno gf

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>>385593634
>>385593421

I saw Mario at a grocery store in Brooklyn yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re-a doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “YAHOO! YAHOO! YAHOO!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jars of spaghetti sauce in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the jars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical-a infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>385593616
should I go and shower