This is Sonys official masoct. Say hello to her.

Is she sick?

>>385587043
Was this the same game where it kept forcing some female character onto you?

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>>385587676
No, she also lives abnormally long for whatever reason and her fur changes color depending on the season.

>>385587043
>aids

Like, fucking why. Why give your main character fucking aids.
Fucking disgusting. How is a sneeze "sexy" or "cute" it's fucking awful.

Fuck off.

>>385587043
looks nothing like Nathan "Cutscene" Drake, so doubt it

>>385587818
What the fuck?

>>385587043
looks like ratboygenius got a budget increase

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>>385587980
She's a weasel. Weasels do that.

works better than most modern candidates

>>385588038
ratgirlmaido?

What game

Those giant ears freak me out. It looks like you can just plunge your arm in there and grab her brain.

Does she like headpats?

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>>385587043
>Say hello to her.

>>385588048
No she is not, she is a human cosplayer. And no they don't, weasels only have two different coats and neither of them are blue.

>When all your kids end up being blacked

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>>385588684
She often talks about playing with your children so I think she at least wouldn't mind physical contact. Except for her tail, she doesn't really like people playing with it.

>>385588863
She is a weasel. She even follows you into battle. See? There she is.

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>>385588863
>He doesn't know about the rare Amazonian Blue Weasel

>>385587043
My condolences in advance for when sony drops you into the pile of mascots they couldn't take care of.

>>385587043
I just bought this game. Anytips so I don't fuck it up.

>>385589169
Save before making babies and reload your savefile if your baby is black. Skincolor is randomed and the western version has darker skin colors than the japanese one.

>>385589076
Don't use smug detective for shitposting

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>>385589278
I don't know if you are rusing me or not but that sounds hilarious.

>>385587043
Ah yes, blue anime rat girl is truly on par with such iconic video game characters like Mario, Sonic, Crash, Pikachu, and Master Chief.

>>385589536
I think that's the joke.

>>385589509
I wish I was, but sadly it's true. They added a skin darker skin color than the japanese version and basically pushed everyone a tone darker than they are in japanese, meaning that the lightest skin color completely disappeared from the western version. There's a feature where you can scan QR codes of characters to make babies with them and when you scan japanese codes you consistently get darker ones.

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>>385589814
Leave it to Sony to push such a stupid thing on a niche game that is japanese as fuck and also a Vita exclusive.

>>385590115
What makes it particularly annoying is that each god has like 4 different stats which are also seperated in 4 elements each, usually attack power and stamina are earth / fire heavy and also increase your offsprings chance to get a darker skin color. In the japanese version you got delicious brown, here it's full blown ghetto black.

she's cute

I wish this game had more story to it. I mean it's nice to grind sometimes but the fucking randomized dungeons can fuck off forever.

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I thought the poorly drawn retarded origami cat was the mascot.

>>385587979

After playing the PS4 collection, i have to ask you: stop spreading lies, Bayonetta 2 has more custcenes than Uncharted 1 and 2 together.

The games aren't great, but hey, they aren't the movies /v/ wants to believe.

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>>385587043

Konnichiwa Sony-chan-san-sama, can you please take off all your clothes and let me stick my dick in your vagina, kudasai?! Arigatou~

>>385593296
Kochin basically raises your children. There's no way she'd be in a relationship and possibly bear her own grandchildren you sick fuck.

>>385587043
Can i fuck this?

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>>385587043
>>385587818
>>385588048

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>>385593686
No. You'll have to make due with the other 100 gods or so that you use for creating offsprings. I think there was a group of 3 mouse shotas or something like that.

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>>385587043
Go be furry somewhere else.

>>385588924
Fucking fire gods.

>>385589278
>>385589814
That explains a lot. For fuck's sake, Son.y

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>>385593830
>make due

ちっちゃ

>>385589814
Holy shit, thank fucking god I got the physical asian version with english subs. Fucking westerners shitting on everything.

>>385589814
Sony confirmed for cuck fetishists.

>>385587043
Game?

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>>385595716
I know the gif isn't particularly big but come the fuck on.

>>385587043
!REMINDER!

that the original game that this is a sequel to was ripped off by Tim Schaefer

END REMINDER

>>385595869
Eh.. thanks anon

>>385595869
No way, wtf.

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>>385598854