Unironically the greatest video game character of all time.
Ironically the only game you ever played.
>>385585157
Go play it kiddo
>>385585084
Not even the best Final Fantasy character, senpai
>>385587204
AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
>teedus
>best anything
>>385585084
Stand aside, fuc boi!
>>385585157
we've ALL played it
those of us who didnt play it as children and had no nostalgia for it dont think its that good
>>385587684
I didn't play it until 4 years ago and it's good but extremely overrated. Especially the story.
>>385587485
>shitty blank slate with no personality
>competing with any character with actual dialogue and personality
Waifufags are terrible but Samus waifufags are the most pathetic of all. Samus is about as "great" as the Gone Home protagonist. Wait, even that has an actual character, unlike Samus.
>>385587485
This character is more interesting than Samus.
>>385587305
He is tho. Don't fight it, the HAHAHAHA only makes him stronger
>>385588287
Any of these characters have better dialogue and more personality than Samus.