Have you faced god yet /v/?

Too lazy to get past Tigger.

>>385570435
Did a few days back. I have no intention of taking another swing though, I'll settle for Man of Reason.

>>385570435
Got to tigger and lost once. I don't care enough to go further.
>>385570601
And you don't have to read the thread buddy. Just skip it.

>>385570435
Brave Soldier here

I beat Owl, once. A long time ago. But my spirit was so broken by the ordeal that I didn't have the strength to face Tigger more than a handful of times. I've tried to get past Owl since, but I fear my willpower is not what it once was. God will remain unchallenged by me.

>>385570435
>new way through new play
>beaten through Kanga roo all on the first try
Should I stop and keep the fine memories before shit hits the fan?

I got stuck on the roo's, left my computer on so i'll try again later

>>385570986
>Stuck on kanga roo
hahaha

>>385571115
You won't be laughing when I beat mad god

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>>385570968
Anon, are you the chosen one?

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guys help, I suck

Yeah, once. I used upgrades to get to him though so I suppose it didn't really count.

What is this meme game and why won't /v/ shut up about it? Is it a hidden gem?

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>>385571620

>>385571620
No, it's a trial-by-fire to temporarily defeat a mad god.

I did back in January, like the rest of the men that know we must ward him off for another year.

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>>385571620
fucking newfags i swear

turn back while you have the chance

>>385571620
>being this new

>>385571381
use upgrades it'll only cost you your mortal soul

>>385570435
I've never understood why people found this hard. The swing timing and placement is completely consistent within each pitch. It's just a matter of knowing when to click.

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>>385571279
anon I..

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Why does /v/ remember that flash game but not this shitshow?

http://www.nick.com.au/shows/e05178fc-5a8d-11e7-a442-0e40cf2fc285/games/spongebob-boat-o-cross/w1ia4f

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>Made it as far as Owl
I should try more

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>>385571880
I am
god is not impressed with my sacrifice

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>>385571921

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lend me your energy...pls

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I've read in the ancient scrolls that the gatekeeper, much like the feline he is, plays with his prey before killing it

only those worthy of facing the nameless king will be shown mercy by tigger, an lo, he allows you to scrape by with a meager 28 home runs

because that what tiggers do best

>>385572275
youre wild

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Almost lost my sanity with owl, decided the gatekeeper was as far as I'd go. Some people just weren't meant to reach god himself.

>>385570698
link?

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>>385572275
Stop before...

Should we call our allies? Should someone lit the fires?

>>385572275
Do it anon.
Free all those poor souls from their misery.

>>385572348
genuine 28/40 hit post

Every time I do worse than before, is this how losing one's sanity feels like?

>>385571960
Pooh baseball is just the bigger meme

>>385572085
Upgrades are a trap laid out by the gatekeeper Tigger! Don't listen to >>385571880, as he may in fact be disguised as the feline fiend!
Like the apple to Adam and Eve, upgrades only serve to deliver more life force to the Dark One. Do not fall for his tricks, or you will surely be devoured.

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>>385572693
Forgot

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>tfw thought this game was just a meme
>it's not
>aldready stuck at the elephant

>>385572559
wat

>>385572743
Oh hey, I know the artist of that original pic. She's pretty cool.

>>385572912
>getting stuck
>on the second fucking level

Go back to Dark Souls, you dirty casual

Turn back, before it's too late

>>385570435
https://youtu.be/DvhKRN-WrYQ

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>>385570435

>>385573093
I did it mate, now I'm at the kangaroos

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Is the english version the same or did they gimp the difficulty?

>>385573267
Gimpped iirc

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>>385573267
It's casual shit, stop asking this.

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>>385572275

>>385573267
Then english version is actually confirmed harder somehow

>>385573335
How so?

Less difficult patterns? Bigger radius to hit the ball? More chances to get a home run?

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>>385570435
>Make it all the way to 28 with Tigger havent missed a single ball
>proceed to miss every single one back to back.
I feel as if the G-d didnt want to see me. Is this a sign to stop?

>>385573335
>>385573398

>>385573472

well which is it

>>385573267
Always thought it was harder

Others say it''s easier

Might just be the same, I just play the jp so I can post screenshots without people telling me to kill myself

>>385573695
see
>>385572348

>>385570435
>English version
Everything first try.
>Japanese version
I'm in a realm of madness...

>>385572348
Oh bother its true.....
>>385573695

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anons, you know there's only one way out of this madness

>>385573925
But I'm scared

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>>385571620
The time when people lurked exists only in memories now.

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>stuck at kangaroo now
this cant be happening, I must win, for /v/

>>385571620
You missed the boat anon, it's all good memories now, however it is possible to make new ones :)

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>tfw can't even beat piglet

>>385573925
Kill me, pete

>>385574053
Silly boy, you should quit now before you face the true horrors to come.

These threads are the fucking worst. It's painfully apparent they are made by some Redditor fresh off the boat, who only discovered the game from ED. These are the same people who constantly post purple and green shit, then get triggered if you don't reply "thanks doc". Digging up dead memes to pretend to fit in is fucking obnoxious.

Owl usually gives me more trouble than Tiger.

I just hit it and hope I win.

I've beaten everything first try till now.

Owl is up next. Is he the wall, what am I in for? Will I meet God today?

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>>385574226
hello Chris

>>385572348
my highest was 28 vs. god,WTF...

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>>385574226

>>385574362
Have fun with sex pistols and king crimson, for you will have no chance of beating GER

First time playing,
just scored 15 runs on my second play with Owl.

Am I just lucky?

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Post your song when facing CR

I'm on owl boys, we're all gonna make it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sGZEzfAVi0

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>>385574226

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>>385574564

what's some good music to listen to while grinding attempts? been rolling with this for awhile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1JK3mjMbK4

>inb4 "wtf faggot you need to listen to game audio!"

>>385574564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTejEaLUkF4

can someone prove to me enlglish version is easier? Had an easier time getting to the rabbit on jp version desu

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>THE BALL FUCKING DISAPPEARS
how do i face this terrible machine?

>>385575024
it's not any easier, people who say that are just memeing because le >jp is hardcore meme

i found pooh to be a little laggier with lining up to my mouse on the english version, but other than that i've seen no difference

>had really hard time with Kanga and Roo
>beat Rabbit on first try

>>385575062
>how do i face this terrible machine?

Don't. Even should you succeed, your victory will turn sour once you find yourself face-to-face with God. Turn back, anon. I implore you.

>>385574226
what is ed?

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>>385571381

>>385575503
edd n eddy

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>Played JP version
>Didn't realize you could upgrade stats until after TIGGER

Have I been playing hardcore mode?

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>>385570574
Same sorta, I beat Tigger, but I'm too lazy to confront God.

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Haven't done this in literal years. But the last time I did I did it with upgrades.
This time I want to do it without any.

>>385575697
wait WAT

What do the upgrades even do? I can't speak silly squiggles.

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Just beat tiger. I use upgrades tho.

>>385575697
Upgrades don't count, might as well play the American version.

>>385575865
They disqualify you from greatness.

>>385575697
Don't fall for the jews tricks anon. Save up your honey until the fight is over.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MuW4XLNEbU
remember /v/, your bat is the bat that will pierce the heavens
believe in the you that believes in yourself

>>385575865
You forfeit your soul in exchange for a glimpse of power. Your victories will be hollow and worthless. Do not give in.

>these faggots shitting on upgrade

you didn't do a SL1 run your first time playing DaS, why wouldn't you do upgrades?

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>>385576254
why are you content with letting a being worse than god's terrible reign continue
you can't hope to win if you rely on upgrades

>>385576048
>not available in your country

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>>385574226
newfag please, pooh baseball is timeless and the thread quality is no different from this one from 3.5 years ago https://yuki.la/v/169789787#p169791832

>>385576254
i never played dark souls,i guess it's an easy game now that i've got to challenge god

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>Played the JP version when the craze first hit
>Struggled through everything until hitting brickwall named God
>Months later I learned that there was an upgrade system that I completely overlooked because I dont know moonrunes

>>385575062
Even if you succeed against tigger there is no win waiting for you only despair and sorrow. Just stop now while you can.

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THIS GAME FUCKING CHEATS

am I banned yet?

>>385576804
auto bans for names got removed years ago

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Its literally impossible to hit the zig zags on the outside or inside of plate on Robin
Pooh cannot be moved far enough to hit them

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WHY THE FUCK ARE BALLS GOING SIDEWAYS
HOW IS THIS DEMON ABLE TO MANIPULATE GRAVITY

>>385570435
I'm feeling like shit tonight
I'm gonna do it

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>>385577356
Laws of physics do not apply to Christopher and his apostles.

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it was funny back in time when there were several thread about this fucking game that only a few blessed madman managed to beat.

until people realise there were an upgrade menu

>>385570435
Stop using the T word /v/, this is a safe space

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>>385574226
you called?

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>>385577479
Alright.
I'm not braindamaged

is there a speedrun of this game?

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>>385577806
Further proof of basic life signs

>>385577910
Yeah, 18 mins for Taigah
8 hours for Christopher

>>385577910
The beat Robin route is eight hours and the beat tigger route is eighteen minutes

>>385577990
>8 hours
this has gotta be a meme
right?
r-right?

>>385578240
speedrun.com
Enter by your own risk, only the dead know peace from this hell

>>385576525
>it's been 3.5 years already
holy shit why i'm still here ?

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>>385578240
I've spent 2 hours on the gatekeeper alone m8

>>385577990
>>385578027
Has anyone ever gotten a 1.0 hit average?

>>385578336
>he did it with upgrades and it still took 8 hours

>>385577784
Hey doc, it's been a while since my last dose. Mind helping a patient out?

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>>385577962
Started slow on Piglet with too many fouls, but I tamed him

>>385578436
just to suffer

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>>385578336
>>385578447
I thought this would be some sort of joke
the only joke here is my worthless existence

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>>385578563
Kanga took it easy, lobbing softballs.
Now the suffering starts.

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>>385578546

>>385578816
are you gonna be okay, anon?

>>385578470
It's called "batting 1000".

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>hit ball directly in the green circle
>ball travels directly sideways
Why the fuck

>>385579064
In my experience only the tip produces results

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>>385578816
Got a little hairy, came down to the wire but I got him. 16/15

>>385578850
who knows

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>>385579173
is this him?
is this the chosen one?

>>385579150
I'll give that a shot, I'm struggling with rabbit. no bully

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Quit spamming that piss easy game and try a REAL hard game http://www.disney--games.com/paradise_rescue_111.html

Right click and click play if the levels don't load

What The F*** Have I met

>>385579064
The timing is ludicrously precise.

>>385579348
Of course not. Tigger will chop him into pieces, then CR will rape every single piece one by one and burn it into ashes afterwards

>>385579457
If you're actually dead on with the green circle, the timing doesn't matter.

>>385570435
Yes, and I lost.

>>385570435
You won't defeat god no matter how many threads you create.

>>385571848
>>385571620
This desu leave leave now

>>385579348
probably not
Owl is beating me hard.
What's his trick? I can hit probably 2/3 of the pitches, but like a third of the hits have no power.

>>385579385
Use the slow time to line up. Then just have good enough reaction times

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Losing steam on GER. Any consistent strats? Best I've gotten is 20/35

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I did back when some anon first discovered it. I got to the antichrist himself without upgrades before succumbing and I don't intend to ever try again. I just can't

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here i go /v/, may lady luck and admiral awesome give me their strenght

Owl and Tigger are not too hard, just learn the timing. I found some of the previous characters a little harder.
>>385579416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLrQBEq6gTs
You must be 18 years or older to use this site. You sound like you're nine years old.

>>385579834
Upgrade strength
It's okay mate, if you got this far without them you already won your respect, but know this, after the owl, they'll be worthless.

>>385579924
zooming in on game window defintely helps, its tiny as fuck by default

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I.... I don't know if I'm strong enough

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>>385580291
>upgrading

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>>385570435
>tfw stuck at owl

what do?

>>385580404
i'm here with you, lad. best i've gotten is 21/35

>>385580454
quit anytime

>>385580450
>not leveling up in an rpg

its like you don't even want to beat satan

>>385580512
Pooh doesn't need your "levels". He's got the power of FRIENDSHIP (also pure hate for CR)

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I got to the end with no upgrades but wasn't able to beat god himself forgive me friends

>Try to use Master Cheeto Enginju's forbidden technique to slow down time
>The dark god punishes me with balls pain

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>>385580235

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>>385580704

maybe pooh is actually the doomslayer in disguise trying to beat the dark god at his own game

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>17/19 on Owl

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How the holy fuck are you supposed to beat this damn game? I'm lucky I even made it to owl, but this shit is beyond impossible. How the fuck does a ball zigzag? Fucking zigzag. It's a fucking ball and his feathered ass threw it straight as an arrow. What kind of bullshit black magic do you have to cast to make a ball zigzag? IT'S A FUCKING BALL WHAT THE FUCK I CANT FUCKING BEAT THIS SHIT BECAUSE HE THROWS IT FAST AS SHIT AND PUTS THE GREATEST SPIN KNOWN TO MAN ON IT, SOMHOW MAKING IT FUCKING ZIGZAG IN A PERFECT SQIGGLE DO YOU HAVE TO BE SOME KIND OF GOD TO BEAT THIS SHIT? WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE GOOD FOR CHILDREN WHEN A GODDAMN GROWN ADULT CANT BEAT A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE BODY STRUCTURE TO HOLD A BALL, LET ALONE THROW IT IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG

>>385581049
>19/19 on Owl
>last hit was 100.7 m
wew

>>385581186
use the Soul Arts to upgrade your power, contact, and speed

>>385581391
>soul art
Nice try Chris. Anon, don't sell your soul to the mad god

>>385581186
CR's minions manipulate time and space in order to carry out their dark lords will.

>>385570435
He's not that hard with powerups.

>>385581608
>it's not that hard if you sell your soul to the fucking devil

>>385580494
you can't quit until you atleast meet god himself.
you just can't

can't get past low 20s against GER. I'm losing the will to go on...

Was it cheating if I knew basic runes when I played it?

I can't get past Owl.
>hit 7 HRs
>think I've figured out the timing/pattern
>get 11 fouls in a row
>end up with 13/19 HRs
Why must I bet so shit at everything I attempt? Why am I doomed to die poor, alone, and unfulfilled?

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>always hit most of the first 10 balls
>timing is consistent and easy
>suddenly GER decides to mix it up and throw in fast balls
>miss a few, but adapt timing
>then slow balls
>i'm nervous, i know i only have a few misses left if this is gonna be the run
>miss too many to be able to win
>GER goes easy on me for the last 10 balls

FUCK THIS AI, THIS IS JUST CRUEL

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>>385579173
>>385579834
>anon thinks you need upgrades
All right.
Finally ruffled those feathers.

>>385575697
Thats what I did when everybody found out about the game. I struggled all the way up to robin barely by the skin of my teeth. It took me like a week. Then someone in the threads mentioned the power ups and I fucking dropped it out of anger. That was bullshit. A couple years later I went through it again with upgrades and it was a lot easier but I didn't have the patience to sit there and beat robin.

>>385571960
Pooh baseball is actually fun

>>385582349
been on him for over an hour WITH upgrades, good luck. beat the owl in 2 tries though, upgrades helped a lot with him

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>The only way to defeat Christopher Robin is to obtain upgrades
>"Can you give them to me?"

>My dear, silly old Pooh Bear, that's what I do
>It's what I live for
>To help foolish, silly old bears like yourself
>Unfortunate anons who keep striking out

>I admit that in the past I've been a trickster
>They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a nigger
>But you'll find that nowadays
>I've mended all my ways
>I’m a truthful, honest, goody two-shoes Tigger
>No really!
>And I fortunately know a little magic
>It's a talent that I always have possessed *cue disappearing pitches*
>And Pooh Bear, please don't laugh
>But I use it on behalf
>Of the miserable, the weak and the depressed (Pathetic)

>Foolish, silly old bears
>Fresh blood, on /v/
>This one has no sense of timing
>That one just can't hit the ball
>And do I help them?
>Yes, indeed
>Those foolish, silly old bears
>So sad, so new
>They come running to my treehouse
>Crying, "Upgrades, Tigger, please!"
>And I help them
>Yes I do

>11 years of wasted life on 4chan
>missed this meme
welp guess I'm about to find what encyclopedia dramatica's looking like these days

post yfw tiger deleting balls

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>tfw getting progressively worse

16/40 now. was getting 21 or 20 pretty consistently earlier. three more tries and then i'm DONE

>>385583045
There's no page on ED about this.

>>385583045
Go to KYM

Anyone got a screencap of that one gaming "journalist" that wanted to show off that he's better than anons by playing a translated, easier version with upgrades when we didn't even knew that there were upgrades?

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post hype themes for grinding attempts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq7HYiijmSA

Thread is dying, this is my last attempt.

God have mercy on me.

has someone ever beaten god?

>>385583939
When you do you slowly start to look like robin. Its like sheogorath.

>>385583939
nOT WITHOUT LOSING THEIR SANITY ANONYMOUS YOUNG ONE

>>385584142
>mfw the arisen becomes the Seneschal by defeating the previous one

>>385583939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmSyvHus1SE
Barely

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>>385583519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng

>>385583519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc

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i'm done. good luck, boys.

>>385584340
my nigga, this for his emissaries King Crimson and Sex Pistols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>385584367
And another victim goes to continue the cycle

>>385583939
See >>385579408

If upgrades drain your soul, what happens if you beat The Dark One fully upgraded

>>385586159
You get the ending cutscene where you go back home and are treated as a hero, and then you and the rest of your squad fly out into the sunset as the credits roll.

Once you've finally gone far enough off screen, a translucent image of Christopher Robin appears in the sun and laughs.

>>385586159
you become the dark one

how do i stop my balls from falling in the lake?

>>385575503
Erectile Dysfunction

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>>385570435
I'm hitting the ball but nothing's working

wow dude

Anyone have that one well drawn comic of the guy reaching owl and having the ball ricochet off thin air and smack pooh in the face?

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slowly but steady

is it really possible to win with no upgrades?

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I tried my best. 33/40. I'm sorry guys.

surprised to see this thread still up
>>385587929
I'm the anon that got the 37/40 earlier
I think it's possible but it takes near perfection. Some balls that Robin throws might as well be unhittable due to how slow Pooh moves.
You basically can't have anything be foul unless you can read the zigzag pitches well

the real reason the game was near impossible to finish was because of bad coding. If you wanted to know the science behind it.

>>385588663
Wrong, it was intentional. Japs finish this before they leave kindergarten. We're just too weak.

>>385588663
>If you wanted to know the science behind it.

I do. What's the deal?

>>385586159
>>385586326
>I'M GIVE UP
>YOUR APPELLATION'S
>TECHNICAL TIGGER
>SEE YOU AGAIN AT "POOH2"

Christopher Robin
>Chris Toph Er Rob In
>Christ of fur robbing
>God of stealing fur

He is truly the skinner of silly bears.

>people think the game is hard
I beat Eeyore first try, Heffalumps first try, piglet second try, Kanga$Roo third try, and rabbit first try. All in less than a half hour. You guys suck at video games.

So is CR an Elder god trapped in the game by Japs?
Do we struggle, only to amuse him?

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>Flash causes frames to skip

>>385589501
Tigger, please.

>>385573925
Kill me, Pete

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In all my years of playing video games, through Dead Space, Resident Evil, and Five Night's in the Furry's Janitor Closet, Christopher Robin may be the most terrifying THING I've ever seen in a video game.

>>385582768
It's solid, you earned the (You), but why Ursula?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I FINALLY FUCKING BEAT THAT FUCKING OWL WITH NO UPGRADES
I JUST BARELY MADE IT WITH 19/35
IT PROBABLY TOOK ME 2 OR 3 HOURS


Now I find out what lies ahead

>>385589501
And the other 3?

>>385590414
tigger is exponentially harder than the rest of the game, and satan is exponentially harder than tigger

>>385589501
>I beat all of the easiest guys in less than half an hour
Just like everyone else, now how did you fare against Owl, Tigger and He Who Shall Not Be Named, faggot?

>>385590407
Dunno, first thing that came to mind. Maybe Dr. Facilier's song would have worked better?

>>385590790
Tigger is actaully easier than Owl because all you need is timing
Then Satan is a whole other level

>>385574564
>When you first step on the plate after vanquishing Tigger and CR pitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLaiZTOGTkA

>>385591019
No no, it worked well. It just came out of left field.

>>385590658
>>385591009
Owl seems like artificial difficulty after a few runs so I will beat him tomorrow once I figure out the trick. Tigger won't be so bad and CR is just any pitch in the game that I have already beaten so it is just a bonus.

>>385590414
death lies ahead, anon. turn back, be with your family.

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>>385591195
>it just came out of left field

>>385591198
>tigger won't be so bad

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>>385591198
>Owl seems like artificial difficulty
You've already lost, Anon.

>>385570435
That picture implies you can actually beat him.

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>>385591198
Nigger you don't understand. CR is every pitch in the game thrown at you randomly 50 times.

Really though, what is the lore behind this game?
What arcane wisdom does Owl have that allows him to defy the laws of physics, and how did Tigger incorporate a trickster god's abilities into a baseball pitch?
And don't even get me started on speculating where Christopher Robin's dark power comes from.

>>385591980
The first 5 stages are easy so you can get fat on those pitches. If you beat Tigger and the others I am sure that CR will just be about adapting and will go down on the third try.

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ITT: nerds rediscover God's chosen sport.

DODGERS.

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>>385592114
the Dark God has corrupted the land and twisted reality as he sees fit

you are the lone warrior who must face the trials and tribulations of the Dark God's madness to restore peace and order.

>>385592550
like i said doomslayer in disguise

>>385583197
KYM is stupid. They have a terrible case of an upboat system.

Everytime someone mentions Trans is a mental issue, everyone else downboat his comment

>>385592625
I mean. If you wanna know what it fucking is, you can go there and learn.
Information is information.

>>385592114

they're all figments of christopher robin's imagination, and so are subject to his desires and granted powers at his behest.

he is the godhead. the hundred acre wood is his domain. reality is what he deems it to be. his underlings are manifestations of his contempt for mortals, who are represented by the silly old bear.

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i-i.. i can't even beat the fucking owl.. i managed to slay christopher robin all those years ago, but now.. i used to be a god. have i really regressed this much? what happened..

>>385592367
I am still in disbelief that the Cubs ACTUALLY won the world series.

>>385592934
Did you use upgrades last time?

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Christopher Robin is the 6th member of the god hand.

>>385592797
Except when it's wildly inaccurate and poorly sourced

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>>385593095
no. never. the fact that you would even insinuate that is insulting.

>>385593224
I refuse to believe that you've slain the Dark God's Avatar in the past without upgrades

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Stage 7 no upgrades but my sanity is running thin. I need rest to continue my endeavor.

>this game has been posted for years at this point

I will give you $20 for my life back Hiroshimoot

>>385593281
a lot of people have beaten CR without upgrades. the game has been out for like 10 years

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my palms are sweating

I was definitely better at this game the first time around when I reached Robin, guess I gotta train harder this time

NO I don't want to play through this hell again

>>385593474
Are your knees weak?

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>>385571620
Get the fuck out NORMIEFAG!

>>385593610
He's ready...

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>>385592934
Cretin.

>>385571960
I beat both of the Boat-O-Cross games, I've refused to go anywhere near this baseball shit I wasted enough of my life wrestling the laws of underwater driving physics.

>>385593659
Arms are heavy...

>>385583519
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gLd5eabSJ3g

I NEVER GOT PAST THE NIGGER TIGGER
FUCKING HOW AAAHH

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>>385593976
Rest, anon. There's no shame quitting now.

>>385593976
picking a fixed position and only moving horizontally when needed in order to learn the timing.

or just give up, your family misses you anon

Reminder that if you play the english version and/or use upgrades, you don't deserve to drink from the wine from the wrath of a God

>>385583519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOSP50BCgmk

>>385593967
>not posting this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hVDQ9KrmsQ

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>>385594194
Thanks

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>get mathematically eliminated from clearing the level
>hit 8 straight afterwards

>>385575697
Holy fuck this, couldn't beat tiger and then someone mentions upgrades once I closed the game. Fuck everything.

>>385594506
Doesn't the game save your progress?

>>385594528
If that's the case then fuck me.

>>385586159
Nothing, but you'll be way overleveled for NG+.

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Give up, it's meaningless.

>>385587018
You're swinging too early/late. You have to actually time your swing, just like in actual baseball.

>>385591198
>says the game is easy
>I'LL DO OWL TOMORROW
You'll do Owl tonight, or there's no hope for you at all.

>>385592367
>implying baseball isn't what people begrudgingly watch until football comes back

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>>385594673
>no anons have ever actually beaten God to realize there's a NG+
>in NG+ Robin has a second form

>>385574564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjjWCCYcUZc&t=687s
it's been 4 years already
i can't make it /v/
i've lost my humanity to this game

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>>385570435
YHVH edit when?

>>385576070
>not available in your country
RRRREEEEE

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This is sort of bullshit
>make an LOLO HARDCORE xxXDD game
>instead of real difficulty you just make it cheap
Probably streamer bait.

I can't do better than 15/19 against Owl. This is my breaking point. I wish I was better than this.

Who would you rather, /v/, christopher robin or Madison Bumgarner in the playoffs.

>>385596871
Don't meme, nips made this as a pleb filter, not for memes.

Anyone else feel like Christopher Robin only let's you get to 22-25 just make you think you have hope? Why play cruel games?

>>385597409
I keep my soul with the latter.

This is as fucking impossible as I remember it being. Fuck getting to the superboss, I can't even get past the Owl.

>>385572085
Any weabs tell me what ミート on the right means?

Google translate is saying meat but that doesn't seem right.

>>385598015
>ミート

Someone earlier in the thread said it was "contact", which would also make sense. "Meet" instead of "Meat".

No idea what it affects though.

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>>385597714
>Why play cruel games?

That small hope that you'll get it next time followed by the despair of your failure sustains him.

>>385597321
One more hour and you will get it.
Trust me.

None of this would've happened if you'd just stop. But on you march, and for what?

>>385571880
I cleared the game and didn't realize there were upgrades
It's all in ching chong

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You deluded fools. You utter imbeciles. Have we learned nothing from the countless cautionary tales given to us by our forefathers, and our forefathers' fathers? We are but mortals, temporary in our time on the physical plane, everlasting only in the void. And you antagonize the one being who's very demonic divinity may scar your souls beyond salvation. In your hubris, you have invoked the wrath of one man wasn't meant to know he wasn't meant to know. And in all creation, from the stars scattered across the infinite realities to the countless atoms that make up our perception of all the things that be, it's echo will reach out through the abyssal cosmos, leaving us with the realization that there is no greater point, no higher existence, no grand apotheosis that would ever rival it's power.


Silly old bear.

>>385596871
>streamer bait
Do you know for how long have we been battling against God newfag?

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>>385574564
Fucking OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL

>>385600893
There's no turning back, bro
You'll face him during the next 5 hours with no results

This is a nice throwback thread when /v/ sort of didn't suck.

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>Go to make a Pooh Baseball thread
>One already up
Fucking hivemind. Here's some fresh OC that I just drew, for all of the anons on a sacred mission to defeat the guardians and purify the field.

>>385601289
Nice pooh

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Now at Tigger with no upgrades.

>>385601289
This should be on a flag tbqh

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I beat Christopher Robin a year or two ago, I thought the pain was finally over until I realised the price you pay for using any upgrade...

>>385602172
the gatekeeper welcomes all, desolate soul

>>385603013
That's right, atone for your sins, filthy casual

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>I'm using upgrades
>game's somehow harder

hold me /v/

>>385583519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL9URwmSCo

>>385583519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sfxJV8b_hA

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If I could win this then you guys can totally beat g-d
You just have to believe

>>385570952
Shut up

>>385574226
thnaks dco

>>385574226
but this is the site for forcing memes

I love how bunch of anons in these thread always post good music.
Also fuck owl.

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That's it folks! Fuck this game

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What can I expect from this

>>385608337
>he play casual version of the game

>>385608379
Magic balls that will invalidate all of your upgrades, if you bother with upgrades.

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>>385608379
you're about to find out

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>>385574564
>>385574564
>>385574564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvhKRN-WrYQ
Obligatory.

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I got raped by the owl

>>385576525
Thread quality is no different because it's usually the same posts and pictures.

>all this owl victim
I feel the same way as you guys, we should band together to destroy this evil.

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How casual are you, /v/?

Can a fag get a link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaLrF6T562w