Splatoon 2

I can be your friend. Honestly, /v/ should make a lobby.

>>385551512
yeah dat would be great
come join me

>>385551589
>dat

Stop.

>>385551184

This goes without saying, but the fact that you can't lobby up with friends to voice chat AND do matchmaking is fucking retarded.

I'm always down for a game. Let's get a lobby going.

kik group then?

>>385551937
I'm down, but how do we organize this. I'm also more keen to do some salmon run.

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>they unironically want to play vidya with /v/
Someone post that youtube video

Stupid question, but am I supposed to press something to drop the rainmaker? I was doing recon and it did nothing when I got to the enemy base.

>>385551825
>stop
>.
And dis is wai v hates fun

>>385551825

>.

stop

>>385552073

top kek

>>385551937
>>385552027
>>385551512
>>385551589
>>>/vg/ink

just have one person post their friend code and everybody add him then join his lobby when he hosts it. It ain't fuckin hard.

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I swear the best feeling is when you kill 2 or 3 at once

>>385552158
Please respond.

>>385552832
You can't drop it. Once you have it, you gotta go all the way to the enemy base, till you've reached their territory.

OP make a lobby

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WHY IS MY TEAM ALWAYS SO BAAAAAADDDDDDDDD
FUCKKING LOOSEREEESRSSSRSRS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385553142
I'm sorry. I'm just.t trying to get the feel for this game. My play is really inconsistent.

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I'll be your friend Anon chan

srsly no one wants to play with me?

>>385554039
I WANNA play. tell me how

>>385554259
gimme your fried id?

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Just got this game pls r8

>>385552073
>>385552417
Plz post I need to see this

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EVERYONE POST FRIEND CODES TO THIS COMMENT:

>>385554526
Reddit/10

>>385554583
i'll start I guess:

SW-4729-3492-9689

>>385554526
you sux

>>385554583
sw-8133-8434-1332

>>385554583
go easy on me i just started

SW-7701-4989-5195

>>385553142
>salmon run
>mothership
>two doing nothing
>one doing everything on their own and leaving people behind to get killed
>I'm the only one defending the egg basket when the mothership goes for it with a fucking inkbrush

>>385554931
>defending the egg basket
say what??? I never seen they steal from basket. are you sure you are not retarded sir?

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>started playing at 2PM
>it's 11PM now

SEND HELP

>>385554669
accept me bro

>>385554931
You are dead weight on your team faggot

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reminder dat norimakis are the king shoes
also how to get certain cloths?


>>385555156
dude just go for a walk

Do i have to beat every single LEVEL or just every boss level with a weapon to get the golden one?

>>385555083
Not him but motherships steal from the basket regularly and if the team isn't on it it can fuck you over.
Have you played salmon run before or are you the shitbag that let's everyone else do the work?

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>Rainmaker is in our base but we're winning
>Rain maker is close to the ledge
>try and grab it to kill myself and reset it
>lol turns out I didn't grab it and kill myself anyway
>the other guys get it and dunk it
Or
>team mates don't know the shortcuts
Especially the one in Mainstage

>>385555385
>oh boy I need to buy this game because it has my nigger shoes in it
>nigger logic

I wear them though, they're good shoes

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>hit S
>can barely find a match
It truly is lonely at the top, but I don't mind, at least I'm free from shitters.
>>385555385
Try the app, or order clothes off people in the lobby, have to talk to Murch first though.
>>385556281
>getting triggered over a meme

>>385551184
>friends
Fuck off

What's the best weapon in the game now? My copy is coming in the mail so haven't had a chance to play it yet.

I hear rollers are shit and ink armor is one of the best specials now

>>385551825
>Stop
Stop

>>385556738
Aerospray

>>385556939
>when you're the only one without an aerospray

Went from Profreshional to Underarchiver in Salmon Run. Thanks Nintendo. Won 2 out of 25 matches.

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>playing towerclimb
>about to clutch overtime
>person on tower decides to use bubble special and gets off tower
>we lose control just about when we were about to win

>>385557216
>Won 2 out of 25 matches.
Well there's your problem, stop being so shit.

>>385556738
TURF WAR- Aerospray MG.
rapid fire, HUGE ink coverage, and kills enemys fast if close by.

Rainmaker- Splattershot pro.
high damage, and range, lets other guys get rainmaker, and you sniper and shoot teammates.

Tower Control- Tri-slosher
this bastard just press it constantly and you'll win regardless.

Splat turf one- personally Id say splat dualies

Need killing and dodging. This one works to cover small area and kill. Honesty, some people do well with whatever.

>>385556738
Octobrush. I got 40 kills one time on splatzones

>>385557353
>Teammate has the RM
>We are within feet of the goal
>There is a clear line of ink between him and the top of the goal
>All he has to do is swim forward
>He stops, turns around and begins trying to fight the enemy team just outside their spawn
Beat that

>>385557376
I feel so dirty using the aerospray in turf war. I had to stop. Using stuff like that won't help me get better at the game.

>>385556182
>the one in Mainstage
tell me

>>385554526

Get a better gun and we'll talk.

>>385557369
Thinking one person can carry a team with a fucking blaster...

>>385554583

1266-3662-7029

>>385556738
Aerospray for turf war, Octobrush for ranked

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>Its a profreshional salmon run with Jake, Diego, and Paul episode.
Help.

>>385557970
So you attempted to carry your team, with a blaster, 23 times and failed.
Yeah sure.

Post your ranks
>Splat Zones
C- I hate this mode and am not good at it
>Tower Control
B
>Rainmaker
B-

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>>385557762
fucking hate that shit, had something similar happen to me

>>385555830
bump for interest

>>385558603
Every single level.

>>385554583
no bully

SW-7406-2938-1591

>finally hit Profreshional
>lose the next three Salmon Runs

at least i'm still at profreshional but fuck the blaster

>>385558650
fuck

>>385554583
SW: 5658-9787-6665

>>385555830
>golden
wat

>>385556079
I am the good guy who always tell my team mates to come to the golden eggs and bosses to help

>>385556634
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just say you are a fucking loner

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>>385557865

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niggas I need help. every time I go outside I first think oh this street and dat corner is still unpainted. then I realise I am not in the fucking game
SEND HALP

>>385559223
You are cute anon.

>>385559223
splat your self

>>385559121
oh fuck this changes everything

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>>385558427
>Splat Zones
C- With a bunch of cracks
>Tower Control
C- With a bunch of cracks
>Rainmaker
C- With a bunch of cracks

I am not good at this game

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>2v1
>double roll behind them with the dapple dualies and splat the faggots
fuck the squelchers

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>>385558427
Finally made it back to A grade after being demoted twice in A- after getting past ok. Gonna leave splat zone for a while.

We're in b rank motherfuckers, you should have learned by now that aerospray is not for ranked.

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>>385552762
>2 team members bunching up close to the guy with the rainmaker
>run up with ink armor and kill them all with the tri-slosher

>>385554583
SW-3995-7004-3412

>>385559612
yeah dat would be great. I wish I were a inkling girl

>>385560925
>playing splat zone
>apply armor
>ambush 2 players
>brute force first guy
>kill second guy
>third guy comes along and we go down together

Such an underrated super.

Why the fuck can't anyone kill the fucking Stingers, bomb things and missile things? Every fucking time my teammates just fucking ignore them and we lose.

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>tfw all the gear i like have shit abilities

>>385561863
>not just playing for the fashion
My gyaru inkling girl is fabulous.

>>385561725
>see stinger from across the map
>teammates are right in front of the Flyfish
>figure I can go take out the stinger while they do that
Guess what happens.

>>385562110
You will fabulously lose every match that isn't standard turf war.

>>385562202
Nay friend. Abilities are crutches for others to get to my level.

Does anyone know what to do/happens if you see gear that has nice perks but it tells you in the shop you already own it?
I think I ordered something from Annie cos I thought it looked neat, but then I see INK RESISTANCE shirt and can't buy it from the shop, what do

>>385561725
>fly fishing and stinger sit on the edge of the map
>steelheads are right next to the egg basket
>drizzler comes hopping into view

Being profreshinal is quite difficult with the current weapon pool.
Trying to deal with motherships, grillers, and glow fly rushes as brush or roller with some dumb teammates is hell.

>>385562202
I go into ranked mode with empty slots just so I can grind abilities faster.
Wash them, then grind some more.
Fear the fab.

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>>385562329
Please share with us your skills I really need them

Salmonids will be the main bads in Splat3 right?

>history for laying waste to entire settlements in the medieval squid ages
>have made suddenly made huge leaps of technology thanks to alliances
>Grizzco antagonizing the hell out of them in futile attempts to to cull the population
>one of the ancient scrolls is an apocalyptic vision of an endless wave of Salmonids crashing over the surface

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>>385558427

>>385562602
Most likely. Would be neat too.

>>385554526
>>385551184

/v/ is nothing more than casuals who play turf war all the fucking time, so you wont get much enjoyment out of them.

At least try /vg/ splatoon,op.

I've never been trolled by /v/ so fucking hard in my life.

I asked the other day how to level faster and was told I'd get food tickets for playing Salmon run. 2 days I maxed out the rewards at 1200 points and both days I literally only got money and ability shit. I hate you all so much

>>385562602
I don't think they should be the main villains but they should be part of a co-op campaign.

>>385562831
You may have actually just been really fucking unlucky.

>>385562831
It's random, good job for having shitty luck.
I got to 1200 today and I got 8 different meal and drink tickets, one grizz Co shirt, and 4000 coin.

>>385562831
The orange capsules are the food tickets, and the blue ones are drink tickets. You can get lots of tickets by beating the single player and then completing a mission with every hero weapon, you get a ticket for every mission you do that for.

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>>385563085
>I got to 1200 today and I got 8 different meal and drink tickets,
How is this possible. Total of 24 hundred points, minus 2 shirts would give me 22 rewards and not a single one was a food ticket.

Please kill me. End this suffering.

>>385563137
Aren't there hidden ones in stages too?

>>385551184
You can't enjoy life without people. That's why we are here. We are too fucked up to make friends. So we chase (you)s here.

>>385552073
>>385554560
You mean this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

>>385552440
No one on /ink/ does squads anymore. Everyone who did went and hid away in a discord server.

>>385563193
Some super bonuses will drop multiple items. I got triple meal tickets both times.

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>Krak-on Splat Roller tries to flick ink at me
>I'm using the Dynamo

This weapon may be shit after the nerfs but I'm still going to beat people up with it

>That DJ boss song
I wish we had chances to experience all the single player music in multiplayer. So many tracks unused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-BhOT3L83c

>>385558427
Splat zone: A-
Tower control: A-
Rainmaker: A
Almost there.

>Try out the .96 gal
>Practically hold the zone myself every round
Sprinkler, Armor, with that range and damage is fucking hax.
They really don't try to balance this very well do they?

>>385564071
.96 has always been broken. Weird considering they nerfed most of the OP shit from the first game like the Luna Blaster, E-Liter 3k, and the Dynamo Roller.

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>>385564225
>Dynamo got nerfed in Splatoon 1 and more in Splatoon 2
>Its now one of the worst weapons in the game

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What the fuck were they thinking with these Salmon Run weapons? I had only ever wiped a single time before today and now wipe every other fucking wave with this shit.

>>385551184

Did they add dedicated servers to splatoon 2 because i was looking forward to owning some Japanese players?

Seems like i only say japanese names during the beta but haven't seen many during the games release.

>>385564857

Paintbrush: Egg runner and Sting Ray killer
Splatling: Boss killer
Blaster: Big killer
Roller: Small killer

Pretty sure that's how it works, teammates who know this are great to have.
Only problem is High Tide, but then blame bosses for that.

>>385564857
I've never played Salmon Run before today and I think they're fine as long as people know what they should be doing with them, the set just requires a bit of teamwork.

>>385564451
Welcome to how it feels to be an E-liter lover.

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>>385564451
>mfw the new sub and special

>unlocked Tri Slosher
This weapon's getting nerfed, right?

>>385565624
It already received one, it used to get its special slightly quicker.

Have you ever had teammates so stupid you just stop trying to win?
What do you do for the rest of the match?

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>>385563284
>You can't enjoy life without people. That's why we are here. We are too fucked up to make friends. So we chase (you)s here.

>He wants (you's) for telling the truth about himself and a majority of the shit stains on this website.
No,anon that's why you are here.
Im here simply for the bantz and the occasional video game thread about the latest upcoming games.

Feels good having a normal life outside this shit heap if i do say so myself

>>385565624
It already got a nerf.

>>385565791
>>385565847
>Thinking messing with the special is a nerf.

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>>385565624
Yeah who gives a fuck, I want to know when they're going to take away a roll from the fucking Dualies. Every time one of those no-skill faggots uses their "get out of jail free" buttons to escape from their trash approaches, I want to throw my Pro Controller at my dog. I don't ever say this, but I'd fuck someone up on the street if they told me they mained Dualies.

>>385558427
A- in all three. Was about to rank up In Splat zones but the modes switched before I could.

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>>385565624
>This weapon's getting nerfed, right?

>He thinks the tri slosher is good.
You must be new to splatton if you think the tri is op.

There is a reason why its only nerf was an increase in how many points you need to use its special you moron.

I have been using sloshers since splatoon 1 and the tri slosher is weaker than the original slosher especially since they took away bubblers in splatoon 2.

Only reason tri slosher was better in splatoon 1 was because the regular sloosher had ink strike attached to it which gave you no option for if you got overwhelmed.

The only advantage the tri has over the regualr is its rate of fire.

Standard slosher has it beat in everything else especially since ink shield is garbage

>>385565931
>highly skilled highly experienced war veterans
Literally the opposite of almost every salmon run I'm in.

>>385565515
I heard the Flingza Roller is a good combination of the three types

Hopefully that never gets nerfed to Dynamo-tier

Buckets are OP

WHY THE FUCK IS THE BLASTER IN SALMON RUN IT'S NOT GOOD FOR SHIT

>>385566349
>The visible veins

>>385561863
Just buy all the clothes and you will eventually have the freshest and most functional outfits.

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>>385566349
I'm really glad they brought this back.

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>playing ranked
>invading the enemy base and hiding inside your own ink
>whenever they respawn and walk balk to the middle of the map, you kill them from behind and hide into your ink again
>they are too dumb to notice you keep doing this and they just fucking die, never reaching the middle
>win

this is so much fun holy shit

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>>385566230
>ink armor is garbage
You are a shitter.

>>385554583

add me guys!
SW-7597-4167-7883

I want to chat. Also, anyone up for some Salmon Run?

>take control of splat zone
>all of my team members push up to their spawn and get annihilated
>can't recover

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>>385552762

>killing 50-75% of enemy team at once giving your team a great chance to push ahead and they don't capitalize on it

>>385566349
How do you even make these?

The post station just saves a screencap and wants me to put it on facebook

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>>385566537
>they're at spawn filling in holes the size of my puckered anus

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>>385566349
>the veins

>>385566541
There's a little red box near Sheldon's shop.

>>385566651
Yeah and all it lets you do is post it social media so your normie associates can ridicule you

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>>385551184
>playing Salmon Run with randos
>shitty weapons for everyone
>first wave is Grillers, second wave is high tide and fog
>it's a struggle but we get to the third wave and I have the Inkbrush
>I fucking love the Inkbrush
>skating around Marooner Bay slapping fish like a boss
>two teammates keeping dying repeatedly to a swarm
>see the third spinning in circles on the elevator while carrying an egg he isn't turning in
>no voice chat so I can scold these numbskulls
>figure I'm a one man army and just go Rambo on these salmon fucks
>grab the last egg the team needs and rush back to the catcher
>goingtomakeit.jpg
>as I make it up the elevator I notice two teammates are dead on the other side of the map
>the third kited all the bosses back to our spawn point and is shooting straight into the air like a moron
>he dies
>I get stomped by a fucking Flyfish with 3 seconds left on our timer, literally five steps from the egg catcher
>see that I grabbed 20 out of 23 eggs and only died that one time when we wiped
>my ranking drops 20 points and I fall down a pay grade

Fuck this game

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>>385566602

>in ranked

>>385566651
But how do I keep it? All I have is a save button that posts to facebook

>>385551184
Endlessly play the same maps with randoms with no feeling of teamwork while min/max grinding gear, duh.

>>385566536
You did it wrong anon.
>Place sprinkler in the middle of the splat zone
>Team members keep pushing forward
>Sit in your ink in a difficult to reach place (Like on top of a building or box)
>Refresh the sprinkler
>Teammates keep jumping to you and keeping the team locked

>>385566712
>linking social media to anything game related.

your own fault.

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>>385565515
>new sub and special

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NEW SPECIAL IS ASS except for the missile launcher.

I want my fucking bubbler and krakens back.

Ink shield is ass
Hamster ball is ass
Bomb rushes are the same as always
Sting ray is ass
Rain cloud is ass

They already nerfed the original specials form splatoon 1 so why they didn't just keep them in was fucking retarded.

>>385565794
get good and fight harder faggot

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>>385566743
>with the Aerospray

Goddamn it, Salmon Run is so much fucking fun. What's your highest haul? Mine is 40 so far.

>>385566712
Just make a twitter account to post shit to you weenie.

>>385566916
In 4 minutes when it shuts down will you cry about you faggot

>>385566916
80 something on Profreshional and 3 straight low tide rounds

>>385566949
I think you're missing the point. I don't want to show my friends who don't know that an Xbox isn't a Nintendo my Mayo shitposting. I want it to show up in game

>>385566485
Yes, ink armor is garbage becasue i still get killed HALF THE FUCKING TIME I ACTIVATE the fucking thing right while some one is shooting me.

Its a garbage fucking special compared to having the bubbler in splatoon 1

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>>385565931
Now here's a picture of the actual battle

>>385566837
>I want my fucking bubbler and kraken back.
Fag

>>385567064
You'd have to get an egg every 3.7 seconds for that to be possible

>>385567097
stop fucking using it as a desperation button dipshit it takes 3 seconds to activate after you use it.There are no free win buttons for shitters like you anymore. Use it and then push in

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>>385566837
>EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NEW SPECIAL IS ASS
Be more resourcesul yo, when I use Splashdown I jump to any random teammate that is in a fight to bait enemies to swarm your jump spot for a an easy 2+ splat.

So Tri-Slosher nerf soon right

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>>385566080
You must cant aim for shit cause i still hit those dodge roll spamming fucks every time unless im using a slow weapon.

What weapon are you using?!

If you use something like an aerospray or any other rapid fire gun then that dodge doesn't do shit.

>>385566837

I genuinely want to know why they disposed of the inkstrike.

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>>385566993

Why are you being so mean?

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>>385567097
wew lad maybe you should take your shitter ass back to Splatoon 1 and play with the poor kids who don't have Switches

>>385566837
>Missile Launcher
>Good

How can one man's opinion be so wrong

>>385558427
Zones A
Towwe A
Rainmaker A-

I'm bad at this game but it's easy to climb ranks if you just keep grinding

>>385567174
>this nigga doesn't believe me

>>385566837
>get good and fight
Ironic coming from someone bitching about the new specials.

>>385567350
>Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.
Sorry my dude, I'm just pissed at Nintendo doing this timed stuff

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>>385567174
>>385567441
>forgot picture
82 eggs

>>385567097
>i still get killed HALF THE FUCKING TIME I ACTIVATE the fucking thing right while some one is shooting me
It's not a counter, you idiot.

>>385567526
What do the non-golden eggs even do besides let you feel like you did more for the team

>>385567526
Jesus did you get 3 glowfish waves

>>385567413
>He thinks the missile launcher isn't good
>Infinite Range
>Can lock onto the entire enemy team
>They have to move or they die
>Can jump back to spawn point and lock onto the entire enemy team easily
That guy is wrong though, the other specials aren't that bad.
Except Stingray which needs to be removed.

>>385567648
It is true that the Launcher does the Stingray's job way more effectively

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>>385558427

S in tower controll
A+ in rainmaker
A in splatzones

Feels good being back with the S rank players instead of playing with morons and children.

Some fucking autist had the audacity to tell me that inking territory was actually important while playing tower control and rainmaker and was essential to winning.

Get the fuck out if you think that focusing on inking small ass patches of terrritory away from the rainmaker or tower will help you win the game!

You basically ignore the battle for the tower and rainmaker and leave your team 1 guy short which makes it easier for the other team to grab the objective.

Only some casual fuckhead on /v/ would be retarded enough to think he is actually good at something when hes not

>>385567117
USE YOUR FUCKING SPECIALS IN SALMON RUN GODDAMN IT. MAYBE NOT WAVE 1, BUT WHEN SHIT GETS DICEY JUST DO IT. GLOWFLIES? USE YOUR STINGER. FLYFISH? BOMB LAUNCHER. DRIZZLER? USE ANYTHING JUST KILL THAT FUCKER.

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>>385567753
pic for proof of my s rank

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>>385567648

the only use i've ever seen the stingray have is denying the enemy team the top of the tower in tower control

>>385567346
no more gamepad, duh. most kids probably don't even know the game has a map anymore

>>385567893
>needing to use special on glowflies

The only thing that needs to be done for that is to have the roller stand in front of the grate and the glowflies behind them

>>385567648
>>385568037
the stingray is only good in salmon run since you can kill 2+ bosses by aiming through everything

>>385568056

bit the game has a map function, it could just pop up when you click the stick - you only used it in splat 1 when you were save anyway

>most kids probably don't even know the game has a map anymore

this is unfortunatley a very valid point.

>>385566916
i love salmon run but it really, really sucks on some days with the weapons they give you. i like it more than normal mode but bad teammates are really frustrating, like how the fuck do some of these people even reach profreshinal if you can't even 1v1 a steelhead with a sniper rifle damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_zBAKpTuk0


Why is the music in this game so good?

>>385567648
Baller is pretty bad. Trying to use it offensively usually ends in nothing being accomplished or is a suicidal tactic. Running away is the only somewhat useful thing it can do and the delay in activation doesn't even guarantee that. Might as well use Ink Armor since it helps your whole team.

>>385567484

It's okay, I get where you're coming from. Nintendo doesn't know how good they are at making games.

>>385567450s

ironic from someone like me who has an S rank >>385567956 ?

I can use the specials just fine, but im simply pointing out that they are all asss compared to the originals!

ANY FUCKING SPLATOON VETERAN who actually played at a high level will most likely tell you the same thing.

The new specials are just bad and can only be used if someone doesn't see you coming.

You cant really use them offensively or defensively like you could back in splaton 1.

They are all basically defensive specials now except for the missile launcher

>>385568112
I don't think you only need to use your special to save your life especially since the stinger is long range, because it's very effective and will kill everything during that wave, and will get you a ton of G.eggs.

What music do you miss from Splatoon 1?

I miss Splattack and the Chirpy Chips songs a lot

>>385568430
Cool story Jose, but we've moved on from your bitchfest

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>>385565931
Said weird fish things utterly overran the Inklings way back in the past. My personal head-canon is that the army these two generals were the head of were made to defend against the Salmonoids before the rising sea level forced them to fight against each other.

>tfw you can't voice chat and do regular battles online

>>385567346
It was overpowered. The game should revolve around your guns not who can spam their special the most.

>>385568434
The problem is that it would kill goldfish before they make it up near the basket. Meaning that you need to leave the secure encampment to go die to the waves.

>>385568404
Can give a teammate a direct path in rainmaker though. Basically what the kraken was good for in the first game.

It definitely is more of a defensive or suicide thing though. Like trying to rush into the splatzone when the enemy team is in it.

>>385568404
>>385568037


Exactly what i stated in my post here.
Im not the only one who can tell that the new specials are garbage you pleb >>385567450

Most people in thread are ven saying they are ass.

Here, let me stop typing like a reatrd and be serious.
Specials in splatoon 1 could be used both offensively and defensively which kept the battles going and gave you an extra option if you need to push or defend.

They ruined that in splatoon 2 and now specials are basically useless except for people who don't see you coming or casuals who are retarded.

When you star playing with S rank players that shit will get shut down very quickly if you don't use them in smart or clever ways.

Just activating specials like back in splatoon 1 will only get you fucked.

>>385567594

They factor into job score.

>>385552158
Fucking sell the game. It's not meant for you. Idiot casual.

>Salmon run is over.
Looks like it's time to not play the game anymore.

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>>385568854
Debatable, but I respect your opinion.

i hate rainmaker i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it

>>385568652
Yet, there is at least 6 post that responded to me saying the new specials are all ass compadre.

And yes i am done talking about it with you cause its A FACT that all the new specaisl are ass except for the missiles launcher.

I can however admit the jet pack would be better if it wasn't just a fucking blaster shot and was actually an unique type of shot

Man, this squigga above me is slapping his tentacles on the keyboard mighty hard

>385569145
nigga you need to take a deep breath who cares

cuttin off your (You)s too

>>385556524

>says hes S rank and doesnt post proof

This guy did it right >>385567956

If you are going to brag then post proff
Besides, i never have any problems finding s rank matches, but they do take a bit longer to find the last few players compered to lower ranks where its almost instant

>>385569430
NICE

>>385569102
Just claw your way out of C rank and you'll get people who actually know how to play.

>go dualies
>team is fucking RETARDED and wont even ink our own side of the map, much less be good at fighting

>go inkroller/aerospray/etc
>team cant fight for shit and we pushed to our base

what do I do

>>385569430
inb4 the cool shades come with some shit like Quick Respawn

>>385568907
Some of the new specials are okay, but the Sting Ray and Baller are clearly below the others. The Sting Ray needs a reticle and/or damage buff, and the Baller needs to either be faster, have a useful amount of health without having to use ability slots, and/or be able to crush people like a roller in one hit.

>>385569576

I just made it to C+...

Hey guys in Rainmaker, I brought it back to our base but nothing happened?

>>385569619
masturbate into voice chat

>>385569576
>claw your way out of C rank
Easier said than done when there are so many people carrying Rainmakers to home base and not getting on towers.

>>385569647
Cool shades disables your controller and turns your Inkling into a hostile NPC for the remainder of the match

>>385569696
BRO TAKE IT TO THE ENEMY CAMP

>>385569696
0/10 bait

>>385569480
Your samefagging is just as blatant as it is annoying, but here.
Tower is really easy to rank up in, I'm probably gonna hit S in RM on this rotation if I keep up this streak.

>>385569647
I bet they'll come with Cold-Blooded.

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>>385569480
>>385569848
Whoops

>>385569480
Dude, if you're going to samefag at least slow down and proofread your shit. Dumb possible mobile poster.

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>>385569923
>That clothes

>its a my team is off in god knows where fucking around while im trying to get the rainmaker episode
sick of this rerun

>>385569480
>This guy
lel fuck off already my dude

>>385568056
They should update the game to put a permanent minimap in the top left corner.

This follow me and booyah shit can be put on RL since they dont have any funktion anyway.

Also, to jump to teammates press X to toggle their names on and off so that you can choose where to jump with the D-pad like it is now already, just that the map wont cover the entire fucking screen while doing so.

I'm getting really burnt out on Turf War, should I try ranked?

Will it be quicker XP?

>>385551184
>(((friends))))
Get off my board

>>385570105
Turf War gives more EXP

>>385570105
Its quicker XP if you win
Its worse XP if you lose

>>385569696

Actually, that's a good tactic if the enemy almost gets to your base, reset the rainmaker.

>>385570105
You get way more for a win but good luck with that

>>385569430
Splat fest victory rewards?

>>385570105
Depends on how much you win. I miss getting 4000+ from ranked.

>>385570027
>your teammates make a beeline for the enemy to get ebin splats in regular battle
>they sit in a corner splatting every dot of uncovered turf in ranked

>Tfw one of your teammates is either moved away from mid or willingly moved to your fucking spawn with RM
Godammit Alex go the fuck back to C

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Can we get a discord going with us or something?

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>>385570023
They look okay with the right colors, but I'm still looking for my ideal style.

>>385571085
The abilities and the lack of slots are the problem, not the style itself

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Did you have any teammates squidbag with you lately, /v/?

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>>385567243
>>385567367
>>385567535

>they think i'm a shitter when i'm an s rank player >>385567956


Post your ranks fuck faces or you take your sorry asses back to platoon 1 where you belong.

THIS IS MY FUCKING GAME!

Armor is suppose to protect and i don't just pop my ink armor while someone is shooting at me!

I will go around corner or hide behind something while i activate it(becasue it has like a 3 second start up time) and then come back out and pursue the enemy team only to still get 1 shotted while i have the armor on.

The armor does jack all the rapid fire weapons and is basically a gamble if you will actually survive a shootout with it on.

NOW SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS

>>385567753
Okay, so your mostly right but for some weapons like chargers it's actually really helpful to have some area to work with at key points on the map as escape routes and limitations to you enemy's movement for easy kills.
Like I said, your mostly right but I swear if you're one of those bitch ass never been on a team fags that runs off alone and doesn't help his teammates you can go fuck yourself.

>>385571426
color me stupid but how do you waggle that fast?

>>385556854
>Stop

Stahp

What the fuck was Nintendo thinking when they designed this scrapping system?

Getting 10 of the same chunks is a pain in the ass already even with the spatfest t-shirt and only paying 2.000 gold, i cant imagine how fucking look it would take to collect SIXTY chunks of the same sort to put on ONE of the three gear parts.

>>385571603
>Stahp
Quit it

>>385571650
don't be a min max tryhard fagott

>>385571563
>waggle
????
I didn't make the video btw

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>getting to S rank
>everyone is fucking pro
>my team suddenly become babies
>me included
how do i get good?
i fucking blasted through A, but now, every match is a loss

Anyone else here have a hige change in preference in ranked? I used to love Splat zone but I cant seem to play it anymore.

Rainmaker on the other hand is super fun now and I used to hate it.

>>385571845
just gid gud anon

>>385571272
You can't add slots until lv. 30. I'm 3/5ths though lv. 29. As for the double Special Saver, I'm mad because I thought main abilities weren't locked to specific gear, i.e I was hoping to find that jacket with Ink Saver main or something, but Freshness > Abilities, and at the end of the day I can just use Ability Chunks to make it how I want.

>>385571845
Get good at a weapon class that isn't for babies.
I bet you use slosher or blaster or brush.

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>>385563354

>>385567413
Dude, you can't really counter it in any ranked mode.

I got put against a team that ALL had it. They just aim at whatever the objective is and that's 16 or more missiles randomly dispersed around it that are basically ink mines, for each person using it.

>>385572169
If you get the splatnet app you can buy gear with different then the normal main abilities but you don't get to choose what it randomly puts out.

>>385568404
Ink Armor's 30 health with long startup, baller is 200 health with no startup. Sitting on top of the tower with it is pretty much impossible not to stall the enemy for a good moment, and it can paint most of a splat zone too.

>>385571757
what I mean by waggle is really rapidly pressing ZL/ZR, though ZR mashing is far more useful for brushes.

>>385572183
using splash-o-matic at the moment.
used the .52 before.
brusher is pretty good, but in S it really gets shit because they know how to evade.
dualies is one of my favorite, but i wanted to try something else first

>>385572353
Oh, that wasn't a glitch then? I had a shirt that had Respawn Punisher when it normally had Special Charge Up, but I figured it was a mistake due to this post: https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/163264729969/public-squid-notice-we-received-a#notes

>>385566602
That actually helps believe it or not in turf war

I like that if you place an order on Splatnet it wont go away until you change orders or you buy it.

Have dataminers already leaked what the shells do in this game?

Like, do we get the scraps if we decide to reroll all effects?

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>Can't play a whole lot
>Takes a game or two to get back in the rhythm

>>385572652
No, they all have off abilities. What you're talking about was because they accidently gave abilities exclusive to certain gear types that couldn't get it.

>>385573161
You can add a skill slot to a gear with one. Every level up from 30 and past nets you one.

>>385573406
So you need 9 to get a perfect set.

>>385573307
Oh, that's excellent news! No reason not to buy out the shop daily then.

>>385554583
7529-7287-5878
Somehow I'm B rank in Tower Control but I've been losing hard lately.

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>It's a Rainmaker holder runs in front of the group and gets himself killed in Overtime costing the match episode

The switch gets really fucking loud in docked mode while playing online for multiple hours

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>>385573691
>we burst the shield
>I run forward and ink a path as fast I can
>nobody bothers to pick it up and follow me
>eventually the other team grabs it

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>>385552762
>Quad kill with a rainmaker blast

>>385568404
>not liking the ALLAH SPLATBALL
suicide bombing is fun anon

Do you get anything special for finding all the scrolls and fish in SP?

>>385571490
>and i don't just pop my ink armor while someone is shooting at me
>>385567097
>i still get killed HALF THE FUCKING TIME I ACTIVATE the fucking thing right while some one is shooting me

>>385574040
Nope.

>>385572525
Yeah exactly what I mean with the brush. Most easy to pick up weapons in the game have too low of a skill ceiling in high level play so people end up high and dry when they have it carry them too far.
The splash is really low range so with randoms you may find a lack of team support you need on some maps.

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>>385569430
>exposed midriff on boys

>>385571490
The point of ink armor besides helping your team is to get the drop on your opponent. If you get the first hit, 3/4 of the time the armour assures the kill. Its gotten me to A rank bar in rainmaker where i am B

>>385571490
I like how you only brought up the delayed activation after someone else did.

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>>385572415
That's called squidbagging, anon. It's been there since the first game. Just press ZL rapidly, that's it.

>>385566837
>they're actually better then the old ones if you know how to use them, most of them are better activated when you are safe and can be supporting your teammates

inkjet is really good at providing covering pressure and its range is pretty super, just be behind your teammates, your shit has charger level range

>>385574550
I miss the icons below the special meter that show what are the 3 main gear abilities you have.
I always forget what I have so I forget to use/abuse it.

>>385571490
You do realize even shitters can get to S rank, right?

>>385574414
In the first game they had a black shirt covering their belly when equipping the octoling armor

>>385573870
>Moray Towers
>They push it to our 2nd wall
>Throw bomb down
>Kills 1 and my team mate and an enemy double kill
>I'm the only one there
>Go down to the RM
>Enemy appears out of nowhere and shoots shield making it bigger
>Land on shield
>Get bounced off

>>385574781
>Moray Towers
Stopped right there.
I don't even bother playing any ranked mode if it's Moray.

>>385574687
Waste of UI, I bet you bitch about B being jump instead of X also
l2memorize

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>>385574852
Not him Moray is pretty good. I used to hate but in RM its exciting fighting up the ramps.

>>385574871
You can sometimes get chunks in salmon run.
Is that worth it or is it just pennies on the dollar?

>>385574871
>not already started on scrubbing splatfest shirt
Literal shitter detected.

>>385574871
Gotta spend money on something.
It's not like I feel obligated to buy every weapon or piece of gear in the shops.
I wouldn't take a Coldblooded with one slot if you gave it to me for free.

>>385574854
It wasn't really that much of a waste. It doesn't take up much of the screen and even shows when some of the gear would be in effect, like last ditch effort and opening gambit.
At first I was not a fan of b being jump cause my muscle memory, but it just took me 1 game and I got used to it. An option to change the controls would be a nice touch though.

>>385574854
Hey come on, it was nice to have an active timer if you used comeback.

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>>385552762

>Triple Carbon Roller back stab

Why are all these shitters in the plaza telling me to ink my spawn

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Just so you guys know.

Ink armor is 30 hp, squids have 100. in addition, the hit that "breaks" the armor does not carry over into the squid's normal HP.

so if a full hp squid has ink armor, and is hit by something that does 25 damage, the armor will not break, having 5 armor remaining. If hit a second time by the 25 damage, the armor will break, but the squid will still be at 100 hp.

secondarily, object shredder effects ink armor. This can actually make object shredder a good pick for weapons like the nzap, or any kit with burst bombs, as it will boost the object damage enough to break the armor in a single hit. (the lowest damage possible with a burst bomb is 25)

Now, I've been unable to test this last rumor, but allegedly, squids don't heal when ink armored, so if a half health squid gets ink armor mid combat, they'll be at half hp when the armor breaks.

also unrelated, but sloshers are much stronger in splat 2 because they do flat damage instead of "stronger the further away you are" like splat 1.

>>385574550

Thanks for reminding me how much I hate the mall.

I hope they let that level stay dead.

>>385575140
Scrubbing the splatfest shirt is still slow as fuck because you only get random shit.

It's by far the fastest method but still, it will take fucking forever even with that method.

>>385575453
they are shitters

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>>385574871

My gear is good enough, any losses from this point are on my skill and not me. Maybe I’ll chunk out a swim speed subgrade eventually but I’m not too concerned with it.

Shit at first I thought the L-3 Nozzlenose would be really really bad but I've been trying it out in Turf War and I'm doing really good with it
How does it fare in Ranked?

I just had the fucking worst match in rainmaker ever.

Had to fucking spam follow me and I AM DEAD literally a 100 times until these fuckers came and we still lost.

>>385575460
there is also the special enhancer to consider

>tfw went down to 20-30 win-lose ratio
I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

>>385575460
That reminds me, sloshers need to be nerfed. They require absolutely no skill with that fire rate, range, wide shot, two hit kill, and not to mention the throw over walls gymick. Balance patch when?

>>385574245

Yes, i phrased what i meant in the wrong way.

Let me clarify,anon.
Sometimes ill have someone shooting at me and i will run and take cover to active ink armor.

Once i activte the armor i go back out to fight and either still get killed becasue they used a rapidfire gun and it east thru the shield like butter or they kill me in the end of activation because takes so oooooooooooooo fucking long to fully activate and unlike the bubbler you can activate it and shoot your gun at the same time.

The bubbler had instant activation while this shitty knock off ink shield not only stops you from firing for like 1 second it takes another second to activate making it take 2 full seconds to become active only to dissapear from 1 hit.

>>385575497
What about that particular webm reminded you how much you hated the mall? I thought it's the center part that's shit since that's E-liter territory.

>>385575862
>because takes so oooooooooooooo fucking long to fully activate
How about you don't get shot? You're S rank.

>>385575460
Nice info anon. I like ink armor and still using splatshot jr myself but im not sure what to think of it now after hitting level 27. Its good like but i do wonder how it will stack up long term conpared to the rest.

Is Ink Resist worth a main gear slot?

I am at 30:20 right now, my best score so far. Still feel like i am only avarage.

Is there a more statisfying feeling than squidbagging back?

>>385576009
Not really, everything else is usually better.

>>385575801

The only effect special power up has for ink armor is duration, it's always 30.

>>385576009
I think 1 main and 3 subs should be good enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyLDxIuhhJg

>got a cracked screen at C- Rainmaker

I want to die.

>>385576626
Any stories to tell anon?

>>385552762
>I swear the best feeling is when you kill 2 or 3 at once
I killed all 4 once on tower control. Slosher is too good

>>385574715

Then show me your S rank you shitter casue my s rank is all skill, baby bitch!

I was s rank in splatoon 1

Holy shit Dualie Squelchers are awesome. I wish they had a better special or a better bomb though.

>String of matches with disconnects
>On my team
Send help.

>>385554583

SW-0368-8932-0308