Look what came in the mail, what could this possibly be???

>>385533795
It looks like a fucking box from IHOP.

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>>385533872
You ain't right but you sure as hell aren't even close

Let's open this sucker up

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The box is actually really slick

>>385534771
Stab it

An officially licensed Dragon Quest Dragon Dildo

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>>385534871
Okay senpai

>>385534974
You bought an autism magnet?

>>385534974
So which piece of weeb garbage is this autism stick from?

>>385534974
Use it to kys

>>385534974
Throw it in the garbage

>>385534974
Looks like a poster of a sword?

>>385535225
this this this

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Shit that's a lot of (you)s, I'm just gonna post the next part

Hot glue the sword faggot

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>>385535404
>>385535332
>>385535225
>>385535076
>>385535031
>>385535294
Haha jokes on you guys, it's not a sword it's video games inside a collector's sword design box

>>385535795
Still weeb

Weeb as fuck.
But I would be lying if it isn't neat.

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>All this Dragon Quest
Fucking nice, OP.

>>385535795
>>385535526
>>385534974
Hey that is actually pretty cool.
Here's to hoping they give us somethng like that on the english release.

Where do you even get that I wanted it as my autism

>>385534974
not a big fan of dragon quest, but a really love that sword.

>>385536168
Protip: they won't. At best you can expect a tiny Slime plush as a pre-order bonus, like what they did for DQ6.

>>385536168
DQ is like an event in japan when a mainline game comes out.

We get nothing like that.

>>385537134
>>385536886
But shit like Mass Effect gets a fucking 300 dollar collector's edition.
Fucking delete western gaming.

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>>385536886
>Protip: they won't