>enemies can open doors
wtf don't post this ugly old hag
>enemies can switch genders
>>385527852
I want to fuck her ass.
What will happen when she dies?
>enemies can open walls
>>385528173
That will be the end.
>>385528173
>Goodbye Horses
>>385527852
i thought barb was fatter
>>385529035
but that's already happened
>>385529083
She was giant. Since Bob died she has been starving to death while Chris buys toys.
>e-celeb thread
Fuck off.
>>385527852
>enemies can attack you through the walls and you can't attack them back because they're in the walls.
>>385529097
Yeah but for real this time. Dude's going to go full Ed Gein
>>385527852
>opens can door enemies
>>385529223
this thread is about enemies that can open doors, maybe YOU should open the door and get the fuck out of my thread
>>385528173
Chris either pulls himself together after the cold light of day moment, or kills himself.
>>385529083
They are heavily in debt, lost a lot of money hiring an expensive lawyer and survive on noodle soup. Most of their income is spent on toys.
>doors can open enemies
>>385529035
>tfw that song will forever be associated with weiner tucking and very rarely Grand Theft Auto 4
>>385527852
>can opens door enemies
>>385528173
He's being sued for unpaid debts. Even with Barb he can't manage money for shit. Hopefully he ends up in a group home.
Does anyone ever visit Chris? I'm going on a cross country trip and figure I'd drop him off some grocery gift cards or something.
>>385529496
If you aren't a boyfriend free white girl he will not receive you.
>opened doors become enemies
>main character has a spin attack
Any games that have Door Mimics?
>>385529496
All the time. Also people have given him gift cards they they can track the use of online, he spends it on Lego almost 100% of the time. Don't give him money unless you want to feed a useless addiction while his mom dies.
>>385529662
Cave Story
>>385529617
>NO DRUGS
>NO ALCOHOL
>>385529662
Chrono Cross but they're obvious.
>>385527852
>There are no longer any doors
>Nintendobabies bitch about it
>>385529662
Luigi's Mansion
>>385529642
This has had to of happened at some point. Flaming doors or tentacle doors or something.
>>385529662
Gungeon has a mimic door boss.
>>385529224
>enemies are the walls
>>385528173
A combination of Weekend at Bernie's, Psycho, or Silence of The Lambs until Chris finally reaches the final metamorphosis.
>enemies can creampie you
>fire boss
>"i've got a bone to pick with you!"
>>385529374
You'd almost think Silence of the Lambs came out over fifteen years before GTA 4 or something
>>385528173
He'll probably become a ward of the state and continue to receive welfare for another decade or two until heart disease finally catches up to him.
>>385529323
>Chris-chan
>pulling himself together
>>385529921
>>385529662
Final Fantasy IV
>>385529921
What is DOOM?
>>385528601
>running from several enemies
>close and lock door behind me
youwannaputabangindonkonit.wav
>mfwlockpick noises
>>385530078
No, I just feel bad that this song has become the wiener tucking song.
>>385530540
It's the only reason anyone remembers the song at all
>>385529662
Princess sacrifice.
>>385527852
>Horror game uses camera and heartbeat sensors to determine the best moment possible when to use a jumpscare.
>>385530540
Are you some kind of music enthusiast?
>>385529272
>>385527852
>>385528601
>tfw first time it happened in RE7
>>385532364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KboGZTeeWc
>Dino Crisis
>mfw