E.Y.E thread

ok

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just fine

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My legs are broken on the inside.

https://youtu.be/9SUNMxrOqac?list=FLYJ4LNrB3ORYWgUFCRMSVaw

>>385525616
Decided finish game few days ago.(Started it around release but did not got real ending) First thing in which i stumbled was fact it didn't uploaded my character in steam cloud. So start fresh. And it's still rougest gem ever, but still fun. And story is pretty cool. Shame game is too short, and when you start collect all endings game cant hold you as first time, because how you can break game legit way (Which is cool, but it's become even shorter game) I hope they making sequel or something similar right now.

>>385526372
Also, i heard devs said there is some "super true hidden ending" is that a hoax like that "shortcut"?

What even is this game actually. I see it posted constantly.

Also can my super shitty laptop run it I wonder

>>385526580
It's source engine so you could probably run it fine

>>385526531
yeah the game got datamined to shit theres no other ending

>>385526531
>the vent "shortcut"
Oh man, good fucking times. There is an actual ending- you have to get all three of the others, though.

>>385526580
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy. A fun game with terrible translation (but in a kind of good way) and amazing atmosphere/universe. If your laptop can run Half Life 2 it can run E.Y.E.

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>Liked E.Y.E so tried Deathwing
>It's boring as shit

>saw it all the time when it was off for .99 cent
When is this going on sale again?

>>385526838
Yeah, it's a real shame. Oh well.

>>385526779
After finishing game i expected that answer

>>385525616
Anybody is gonna make a server on invasion and ghost?

I got this the other day, played through the first two missions. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Is it mostly stealth ? It felt like not being stealthy was an issue, yet I just took two steps and got instantly caught, didn't see any other way in.

>>385527490
>I have no fucking clue what I'm doing
Yeah that's E.Y.E. Every time I've played it I just shoot everything

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OK if nobody is goiong to bother i will make a server on everything in max settins, i just want to make sure we have 18 people here to play on max servers.

>>385527490
You can play the game in any way you want, obviously fps is the first thing you will do but you can also run like sanic or hack everyone to die for you or make that red barrel explodes on your head.

>>385527490
Stealth is janky- it exists, but it's not a stealth game.

>>385527761
>>385527689
>>385527620
Alright. I'll probably put on the biggest armor and try to facetank my way through shit since that's how I almost always play pretty much anything. Thanks anons.

>>385527890
I've unfortunately never really found a reason NOT to have max armor and ammo, sure you go really slow, but speed doesn't really help as much as it should.

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Nobody interested on playing EYE with 18 players CO-OP?

Anyone know if there is a decent tutorial out there for all the systems in this game? I fell off when I couldn't be bothered to figure out the hacking

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>>385528484
Everything you need is on here, don't try to understand everything at once.
>>385528259
Post the server faggit

>>385528259
/cyg/ remnants reporting in

>>385528716
>>385528790
ok i got at least 4-5 fags confirmed, but we need to go wider to make a hotdog patrol.


server with password so random pubs don't join or allow everyone?

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>>385528997
I don't think there are many people not from /v/ who still remember or play EYE in the first place. Do you have the port forwarding and shit done?

So you guys have a server up or what?

>>385529228
>Do you have the port forwarding and shit done?
The what?
just go to servers and click on one one right?

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>>385530552

>>385530552
Ifyou're hosting you have to forward ports on your router.

>>385531218
??? ok im going to make a server the name will be Deja vu and it will be an open server.

every setting to the highest for max fun

>>385525616
just started the game. what the fuck is going on

>>385525616
Just ok

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server is up if you can't join or you can't see it on the server searcher tell me now.

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>>385532074
How are you making the server?
Through menu->Create server?
Did you uncheck LAN option?

>>385532074
Go into console and type "sv_lan" if it comes up as "sv_lan 1" type in "heartbeat" then "sv_lan 0" then "changelevel br_street"

>>385532403
im 100% sure i unchecked the LAN only option so weird you are not seeing it.
>>385532423
wich one was console?

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>>385527490

>>385532403
Yes i made another server and made sure to click no on the LAN again, doesn't appear again?

>>385532571
The ~ key

Threadly reminder to get this mappack:

http://www.mediafire.com/file/9b394og8hdpxg0p/EYE.zip

>>385532805
fucking shit i clicked on LAN "no" and is still made as LAN can somebody else make the server instead?

>>385532969
I can make one in maybe 12 or 14 hours Pacific Standard Time. Sorry Euros.

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>>385532969
>>385532805
The Fr.E.Y.E.day one is mine, you should be able to see that one

>>385533105
I actually see it, welp i guess this is the server we are all going to play today.

This weird thread again, Déjà-vu!

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>>385532710
The gun is what makes it so accurate

>>385532710
Someone needs to Rimanah or Mentor a heavy culter in place of the tall chick and a medium culter in place of Chen.

>>385533641
>Medium cultr instead of culter light

The server is up fags join now before is too late.

>>385532710
>HotlineMiami.jpg

>>385533880
Sleep tight little Culter

Shit. I wanted to post a song about legs, but listening to it second time, it sound like shit.

Yuro shitposters don't know what E.Y.E is confirmed.

RIP server

ser ver restarded join again fags.

I broke your legs w/ my accordion to gain brozouf

>>385532710
what are these called
I know the little one's chen

gg fags

>Today is the six year anniversary of E.Y.E
HAPPY CYCLES YOU FAGGOTS

>>385536810
these ones are not chen but same artist


also stop fucking killing the mentor for fuck sake.

>>385536917
>also stop fucking killing the mentor for fuck sake.
the mentor is already dead, cant you see?

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>>385536901
YOU TOO

>/cyg/ group is so dead no one responds to rabid event shitposting

TEAM JIAN WHERE WE AT

>>385538343
In a vat of acid

>>385538375
FUCK YOU

>server actually made it to 18 players
>changing to battle royale due to team killing made half the fags leave

good job.

>>385525616
this game has shit gunplay

How viable is a melee build in this game?

>>385538790
very

>>385526838
Beautiful levels though

>>385538520
Is it still there

>>385538520
They were fags anyways.

>>385538790
Like killing people in one swing and having a shield made from their tears.

>>385538920
>>385540401
You need to complete at least one cycle normally IMO to get some upgrades for your legs etc.

I got it during the Summer Sale. Still haven't played. Should I?

>>385541219
Obviously yes.

culter dei are LOSERS

>>385541219
join us, we are playing on the server friE.Y.E.day

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>>385541539

>>385541636
>Tried making on Friday and only 2 guys joined

>>385542106
Tday is the anniversary.

How do I hammer bros?

>>385542309
Hit things until they die. Might need a lot of stamina to block and run at enemies at the same time.

JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY

>>385543058
BAZINGA

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>that SMG with full auto and FULLER AUTO
only gun that beats it is the .444

>>385543391
>Heavy armor
>Minigun
>Aim.assist
>EYE.vision
TERMINATE THE JIAN

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INABA-TAN!

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>>385541219
Full price? Eh, depends on your taste, but it's definitely more than worth it when it pops back on sale.

I sorta wish we'd give the co-op another try

STOP MAKING WAVES

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>>385545246
NEVER

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>>385545246

>>385543391
It's a fucking nutty gun

>>385545190
tell that fucking host to stop with the mp then.
but be warned everyone is level 100.

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>page 9
I bet you fuckers play in fullscreen.

>>385547968
i play every game in fullscreen

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>>385548243

When will this game go back on sale, been itching to play it but missed the big sale so now I'm stuck waiting for the steam gods to bless me

>>385547968
What's wrong with fullscreen?

bumkp this

Okay, so i have this game for a long time now, tried to play it couple of times but everything is so overwhelming that i get lost during first mission, no idea what to do and how with all those stats and interfaces. How do i get into this game?
>Inb4 git gud

>>385549843
Spend all your money on legs and points into speed

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>>385532710
>>385533641

>>385549752
it more or less makes eye shit itself

>>385550604
Is this an issue with other Source engine games or just EYE?

>>385550478
Oh nice, somebody actually edited this strip.

>>385550701
pretty sure it's source shittery

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How can the jians ever recover?

Hacking people in MP is fun! FUN!

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>>385550935
DELET

I just noticed that the default melee katana has a red eye that moves

Is Jian pronounced like Ji-an or Ge-an?

>>385550935
>Be top dunker for Culters
>Ocasionally switch to Jians for balance
>Still top
Who else /F A S T/ here?

>>385552895
Streum is French, so
>Jeon

>>385552895
ジアン you baka gaijin

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My game crashed from all this bullshit.
I don't think I will re host today anymore.
Was fun

>>385552925
>be fatest culter that ever lived
>undefeated in crabwalk hammer duels
>always play culter
>always win
who /fat/ here

Did the server explode?

>>385553447
how did you post blank webm?

>>385553514
I have no fucking idea.
it is showing me Akari calling OP a faggot.

>>385553557
who?

>>385553447
Akariiin~

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>E.Y.E.
There's a good game in there somewhere under that mess. The implementation is like a bunch of idea people got together, shoved every brainfart in, and proceeded to not give a shit about the end result.

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Did anyone else rehost?

HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>385555329
Next Friday/Saturday lets try again perhaps.
Someone else could host then, hopefully.

JIAN A SHITE

>>385554029
what the fuck is that shit on the corner?

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>>385554029
>level 15

>>385556179
patrician HUD

>>385556179
The HUD

>>385556308
>>385556342
I mean the animal on the OTHER corner.

>>385556308
I will grind out the levels for the next week hopefully

Still grinding away to get all max cybertech before I get started on the bioregens. Thank god for cm_cu_sermons_003, even though the Infernal ATM doesn't give you brouzouf.

>>385556439
The HUD?

>>385556439
The patrician HUD setting?

>>385556451
Join divine sermonmancy server, download the map, start it solo on ghost/invasion

over 20 levels and 2 million brouzoufs an hour

>>385556753
>start it solo on ghost/invasion
I'm playing cm_cu_sermons_003 solo on max settings but the enemies never move at all so it's just mindless grinding for brouzoufs. Would be much much better if sentries and that Interceptor you can spawn in to hack also get you brouzouf on kills. But no, it only works if you do the killing, so I have to rely on Sulfatum and recoil compensator to score headshots and kills per second.

>>385557023
I use the Exie for that. You can get a pretty good tempo going once you learn the spawn rhythm and how far you can let enemies move before they leave the blast radius.
Reloading time is easily covered by sentries set up so they don't have line of fire to the spawns (or polyclones).

>>385557023
They do move

>>385557314
Hammer is the best if you have dermal plating, energy conversion and substitution gate

Invocation spam from an inaccessible spot is 2nd best

>>385528790
I miss it ;_;

>>385557793
It was shit

movie nights were 1000% comfy though

>>385550478
very nice

so next saturday/friday another server?

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>>385528790

>>385557909
>It was shit
no
fuck off jack

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>>385557909

tfw late to party

>>385560067
you just missed like 5-6 hours of pure brozouf fun

>>385560067
tfw no ultraviolent parties

Does anyone have the guides that often get posted in EYE threads? I'm new to the game and I'd like to at least have a vague idea of what I'm doing

>>385560571
Yes.

>>385560571
No.

>>385560571
check the thread.

>>385560571
Maybe.

>>385560571
I don't know.

>>385560654
>>385560703
>>385560832
>>385560839
>>385561073

I hope you break your legs you homos

>>385560571
It's a first person shooter with lite RPG elements. If you know which end of the gun makes the loud noise you already got 95% of the game.

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tfw no E.Y.E film/series

>>385561073
Can you repeat the question?

>>385561174
You're not the boss of me now

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>>385560571

>>385561287
>he didn't see the short film

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>>385561458

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>>385561602

anybody up for a game?

>>385561458
>there are no bad weapons

Why do you turn this thread into a house of lies

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>>385561695

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>late for EYE thread
Mentor forgive me.

>>385561458
>There are no bad weapons
>It's shit
I don't understand

>>385561458
So basically everything but the bear killer and scrab suck.

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>>385561830

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>>385561938

>>385561776
>he can't beat the game with any weapon

>>385525616
my legs hurt, ive been riding my bike and stomping dumb jians all day

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>>385562038
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=763474663

>>385561458
Ancient image is ancient

Objective™ weapons tier list:

Elder god tier
>Hammer, no contest

God tier
>TOOT TOOT potato launcher, full auto only
>Wallbang machine. Use with sound triangulator to kill people through walls.

They get the job done tier:
>Bear killer. Your usual vidya revolver, kills everything and anything. Also good for wallbangs.
>Minigun, the best heavy weapon. Always keep 5000+ round of ammo on you. Can't be god tier because cannot into wallbangs.
>Damocles. Manlet brother of the mighty hammer.

Toy tier:
>HS010
>CAW
>Betty

Did you know they exist tier:
>everything else

>>385561776
But it's subjective matter. You can finish game with Betty Boom and Rotten Mound but it pointless because there is better alternative from get go.

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>>385550935
Get out of here with that photoshopped shit, Culter pig

>>385561880
The 222 and the BB suck.
The 222 just doesn't have enough oomph to justify 6 shots per reload, and can't be dual-wielded for some reason even though the bearkiller can.
The BB just cannot kill anything unless you get lucky or are humping your target, at which point why aren't you using your sword?

Everything else is great, though some are greater than others.

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>>385557314
>>385557694
The fuck? They don't. I don't know why but the enemies just stand still when they spawn. Spawned clones don't shoot the enemies, neither do scrabs even when I have all of them set to Go! Hunt! The sentries and hacked Interceptor do shoot and kill them though, but its a waste because you don't get brouzouf or exp for that. Also the Demonic/Infernal ATM bring up the You Steal Brouzoufs in blue letters, but you don't actually gain brouzouf from it. Help?

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>>385561287
EYE: The Musical is something I need in my life

>>385561458
>>385561602
>>385561695
>>385561830
>>385561938
>>385562038
So how unfriendly is this game for new players? I've been thinking about buying it because I see it posted a lot on this board and I like the art, but all these guides are a bit intimidating.

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>>385560654
>>385560703
>>385560839
>>385561073
>>385561320
pic related

>>385561287
>>385561496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWp3hkUrWdE

>>385562608
>/V/
Actual jianery

>>385562787
You learn as you go. Think of it as a drug trip, because the plot and missions will certainly make you feel that way. It's good, play it.

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>>385562836
;-)

>>385562689
>A.I. Di(sabled)
Are you running it solo, and if so, do you have the AI node graph where it should be?

>>385562689
>AI disabled clearly readable
It is a mystery

If your legs fall off, do you stay gay?

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>>385562970

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>>385562608
ENDLESS TRASH

>>385563075
>>385563036
>AI Disabled
The fuck? How?
Yeah I'm running it solo but what do you mean "AI node graph"?

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My legs are broken /v/

>>385563139
>may legs forgive me

okay i fucking laughed

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ATTENTION! This is now a Jian controlled thread! All of you culter gay masters and federation dogs need to get out of here before I use my level 11 cyber legs to jump over you leglets and tell your mentor about all the waves you just made. Besides we can't wait to blow all those bounty brouzoufs Rimanah has been saving for us.

>>385563509
Create server

AI node graph is cm_cu_sermons_003.ain in graphs folder

>>385563683
I see someone's moron face needs wearing as a party mask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE

>>385563509
There's nodes in the map that the AI uses to navigate, and that's stored inna file. Without it, they just stand around being retarded like your average russian.
You might get it to work by opening the console and entering nav_generate, though it'll take a while. If you can, just download sermons from somewhere and stick the .ain file where it belongs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWp3hkUrWdE

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>>385563683
Heads up.

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>>385563712
>>385563910
I got all this shit from >>385532851. I'm not complaining though because them standing still makes the brouzouf grind easier. But I never knew this shit existed. Damn

So is there a server or no?

>>385564076
Download it from the sermonmancy server

I never understood this, but were you Rimanah the whole time or what?

>>385564418
You're everybody, but mostly Rimanah

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So how does everyone feel about santa claus? Is he a jian in disguise?

>>385564821
wasn't that patched out of the game along with the lightning effect on charged attack qapproximately 10 years ago?

>>385564821
>no third eye
Nigga is probably just a federal plant, gathering information on whomst've been naughty and nice

dead thread
dead game
dead jians

>>385565009
No, the shades are still on him. And lightning effect on charged attacks is still in.

>>385563971
I wish for the Jian-iest Jian
he's a cutie

>>385566284
you want jian?
fukc you, have culter!

>>385566262
>And lightning effect on charged attacks is still in.
no
how

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>>385566284

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>>385566446

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE

Some day I will finish the game...

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>>385563971

>>385566671
nigger you can't charge the hammer, only hold it for aimed swings

>>385565251
>whomst've
Mah cygga

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>>385563971
Rolling for mentor.

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>>385566940
nice

>>385566952
You still get the lightning effects from killing shit with it. Same with charged attacks from Katana.

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>>385567261
I see new OC every thread, is this game magic?

>>385567483
I don't know why, but this game is a fucking gold mine of memes, and the best part of it is I laugh even with the crappy ones.

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>>385567812
>EYE
>crappy ones

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Hey Jians,
My name is Rimanah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are dishonorable, disgusting, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass statue asses. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any feds? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own single digit cyberlegs, but you all take to an eleventh level. This is even worse than shooting vases on br_risingsun.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. My legs are pretty much OK. I was Gray Master of the team artifact team, and got The Gift achievement. What sports do you play, other than “ultra-failed attacks”? I also get 10’s on Klaadum's ladder, and have a banging wise mentor (He just taught me triangular gate; Shit was SO brouzouf). You are all xenos who should just commit sudoku. Thanks for listening.

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>>385568418
FUCK YOU

>>385567308
>Same with charged attacks from Katana.
no

>>385568070
>Shadow on the T

Only a 10/10 game can create masterful memes.

E.Y.E.2 when

>>385569764
when you make it

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>>385568418
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little looter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Culter Dei, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Jian, and I have over 300.000.000 gained brouzouf. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in all of EYE. You are nothing to me but just another objective. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Federation, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the net? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Federation and your cyberbrain is being traced right now so you better prepare for the warp storm, Jian. The storm that breaks the pathetic little things you call your legs. You’re fucking dead, punk. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my base katana. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the EYE forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have closed your fucking deck. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, scum.

Do you think anybody could beat Rimanah?