>>385523225
>hating anal sex
Can we kick Mississippi out of the Union already?
>>385523392
anal sex is gross and only needed if you're gay
Spiders
Sewers
>>385523225
America.
>>385523419
t. virgin
>dabbing pizza grease with a napkin
Yeah fuck Ulillillia
>>385523225
>Cleaning
How many more ways can my state embarrass me?
>>385523225
>hating dui checkpoints
How about you just don't drive drunk?
>>385523519
If you had decent pizza he wouldn't need to fucking do it.
>>385523392
It always seems like a good idea in the moment, but it's just sex that smells worse and can potentially end in needing to do laundry.
>Seinfeld
Well that's random.
>>385523225
>Georgia
>tuna salad
Should say florida desu
>>385523225
Micro transactions
Survival crafting open world
Emphasis on controlling weapon spread over recoil control. (Not k so I'm not sure it's realistic but recoil control is less rng dependent and more fun)
>>385523225
>The New York Times
I didn't know /pol/ was based out of South Dakota
>Tapas
Is our little culinary tradition really that popular.
>New Hampshire
>friends that ask you to help them movie
Right on the fucking nose. I don't know why but I'm fated to be around someone even if I haven't seen them in years right on time to help them pack shit and move stuff. Oh, but when I move I'm SOL and have to do the whole mess by myself.
>>385523225
>NC
>DUI checkpoints
the liver damage and my clean driving records says otherwise.
>>385523225
Memes that won't age well (all of them) displaying a public agenda, or someones stupid political points "hidden" in dialogue or story. Lame shit, I play games to get away from idiots like that.
>>385523758
What a shitty map
>God
>>385523225
These maps are fake, why do you people pay attention to them?
>>385523225
>All those random and funny things
>The idea that everyone has a soulmate
So sad. Some people just don't believe in love anymore.
>>385523225
>hate sand
>live in a literal desert
maybe move out of arizona then?
>>385523758
>how to sell your soul
>not georgia
florida and california is some good shit though
>>385523954
No one likes it when Californians make shit up.
>people try anal in the moment
You people have to be the biggest retards I've ever met. You are the morons who believed the kid in high school that there was a shoe print on the ceiling or any dumbass post on FB that involves your birthday and some math. You prep before anal you dipshits.
>>385523758
>How to explain mansplaining
Found the nuke target
Florida masterrace
>"What thing do you personally hate the most, NH?"
>"GOD"
What edgelords.
>>385523963
"Love" is just a chemical reaction in the brain, retard
>>385523963
it's hard to believe in love when everyone in your state is a cunt
>>385523758
>Florida
>>385524056
>>385523882
>>385523693
>being this butthurt that the best state in the union doesn't believe in a flying sky wizard
Grow up
>>385523758
>how to get out of Florida
Kek
>>385524101
DC is not a state
>>385523963
Because evolution dictates that we're just meat randomly generated. Soul mate implies meaning, of which there is none.
>>385523758
>Florida
>>385523225
>NSYNC
How fucking old is this thing?
>>385523225
>colorado hates *NSYNC
Fuck me sideways, the recreational pot has clusterfucked their memory. They think it's still 1997.
>>385524027
Publix tendie subs masterrace
>>385524140
Ow: The Edge! Vol. 4
I remember when I use to be underage too.
>>385523758
>Florida
I can confirm this shit 100%
>>385524145
well how the fuck should i know that?
>>385523419
Have you been living under a rock?
>>385523758
>how to google something
I don't believe it.
>>385524246
Bing it
>>385524197
I wish it was still 1997.
>>385524012
Georgians don't need help on doing it since they have an instructional ballad already.
>>385523225
Oh now I get it, most of /v/ is from Nevada and Montana
>>385523758
>How to spot a narcissist
>California
>>385523758
>How to impeach a Governor?
Seriously fuck Walker. I love how he's boasting about getting Foxconn in. A company that's known for bailing out of a place after 10-15 years when the tax breaks stop coming.
>nevada hates feminism
Makes sense, this state's sexist as fuck.
>>385523225
Vermont and Utah must fight to the death
>>385524243
stay there, everywhere else terrible, you guys are basically what SoCal was when it didn't suck back in 60's-90's
>>385524140
There's a pretty big difference between not believing in something and hating something. You have to believe in something to hate it in the first place.
>>385524192
>>385524192
>NYSNC in Colorado
>Fidget Spinners in California
Fidget spinners means it can't be older then a year old. Colorado either has a long memory that doesn't forget a slight, or a shit one that doesn't know what year it is (>>385524197
).
>>385523758
>how to get away with murder
That's the name of a TV show. I question the reliability of these results.
>>385523548
cops in NC are trained to look for any excuse to give you a ticket when they stop you at a checkpoint. I've literally had a cop try to break my fucking taillight just so he'd have a reason to give me a ticket.
I've also gotten several "failure to maintain lane control" tickets from the DUI Checkpoint being directly over the middle line.
>>385524243
>that florida police officer that was suspended for texting your picture
man, i want out of this fucking state
>>385523632
As a fellow Georgian, I agree.
>>385523758
>how to spot a narcissist
I feel like this is an extremely easy thing to do in Cali unless you are one.
>>385524295
That's true.
>>385524056
t. triggered religiousfag
lol
>>385524348
>this
Idk why everyone is so hyped for foxconn, it's gonna make traffic ass
>>385524020
nah people just need to stop eating garbage that constipates them
>>385523758
>How to stop Trump
I apologize on behalf of the rest of New Jersey. I swear it's only Newark and Camden that are like this
>sand
>>385524427
what the fuck county are you in?? I never get pulled at all and I drive through raleigh/cary/durham all day. (maybe drunk off my ass... maybe). I don't even drive a nice car.
>>385524242
t. indoctrinated little sheep
Anyone got the one with pornhub searches?
>>385523225
>Biting string cheese
How do they know?
>>385523758
>Kansas
>How to find Kansas?
Fucking Kansas City
>>385524475
>unless you are one
That's the problem, every single one of us are narcissists.
>>385524645
I love it, that's hilarious.
>>385524398
Home prices in Miami and Orlando are fucking insane. Fucking $500k for a new 2,000 square foot home in the no man's land between Winter Garden and Disney. Traffic gets worse and worse each year since the Orlando metro area grew from 450k in 1990 to 2.4 million in 2016. I moved to Orlando from LA 10 years ago because I got tired of having to wake up at 4AM to beat fucking traffic now I have to do the same here. Fuck.
>>385523225
>Sleeping with the window open
I wasn't aware how much I hated this until I saw that's what my state hates.
>>385524632
Better than the faux-liberal shithole Lawrence I live in.
>"We love supporting the underprivileged and minorities!"
>Everyone proceeds to vote Republican and against social programs
>>385523225
>Eli Manning
Accurate, but you could also include the entire NYG team.
OBJ deserves to be executed.
>>385524771
I shitpost Euros regularly, but boy am I jelly of their public transportation. You basically can't survive in 99% of the US without a car.
FLORIDA BROS WW@?
CENTRAL MASTER RACE
>>385524056
Thinking for yourself is considered edgy?
>>385524252
>he let porn convince him anal sex is normal
>>385524863
No need to be jelly because you don't have any future HoF receivers on your team
>>385524591
>I never get pulled at all
DUI Checkpoints are places where the police block the road and stop everyone, you fucking retard. I somehow think you don't actually drive at all if you don't even know that, considering it's in 4 of the questions on the driving test you would have had to take.
what the fuck is trap music
>>385525046
music made by and for traps
>>385524980
>you don't have any future HoF receivers on your team
>>385525046
Whatever Bailey Jay listens to
>>385525046
The new dubstep.
>>385524980
Heh
Hey, buddy. You probably should delete that post, you know?
I don't want any trouble, so I'm only going to ask once.
Delete it.
Now.
>>385524020
>you prep for anal
I'll tell you who doesn't prep for anal: Emma "Mattress Girl" Sulkowicz.
Watch her porno. It just slips right in, just like when she was RAPED.
>>385524896
Orlando reporting in
>>385524843
What magical place is this? That sounds better then actual liberals ruining the fuck out of the community.
>>385524896
West Coast Florida here.
I love living here, but hate the busy parts of Florida.
Clearwater Beach Master race.
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