STANDING HERE
>>385521920
>>385521920
You can'tdo it
>>385521920
JUST TO SUFFER
I REALIZE
THE CLOUDS WILL PART AND THE SKY CRACKS OPEN AND GOD HIMSELF WILL REACH HIS FUCKING ARM THROUGH
JUST TO PUT YOU DOWN
>>385521920
RIP adobe Flash
>>385521920
Have you ever faced God?
Man of reason reporting in
>>385521920
I REALISE
I honestly thought it was just a dumb meme. How immature of me to not realise the power that lies in a pitch
Someone post the link.
>>385525146
Pooh baseball yahoo jp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDLSJ-lmcFU
>>385521920
FUCK YOU
>>385525240
Time to become a living god.
>>385525782
You may very well touch the foot of the heavens, but you will still be cowed by your master.
>>385525782
Oh silly anon, prepare for the despair
h-he's fast
I guess it's time to face my demons again, for there is no freedom until I have beaten Him
First two warriors of he-who-mustn't-be-named fall easily, but now it seems he has corrupted my dearest friend against me. Oh bother
HOW DO I STOP FOULING RIGHT
Does anyone have the tier list?
>>385526753
You were supposed to destroy him piglet, not join him!
>>385526878
>>385523308
SINKING
SPINNING
NOW THE REAL FIGHT BEGINS
>>385527294
Teal fight begins at owl ypu faget
>>385521920
>>385526753
With tears in my eyes I have bashed my old friend's skull in. It seems He has recruited even the Australian cunts on his side.
>>385527363
Real* you*
fuck the owl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2A4PkgSkrA
Post the one with Pooh gouging out his eyes after staring Robin in the eyes for too long.
>>385521990
IMPOSSIBLE
>>385521920
>>385527491
Hopefully there will be honey at the end
>>385527949
have you upgraded?
>>385525782
lo Icarus, do you wish to spread your wings and mock the heavens themselves, again? How quickly you've forgotten the comfort of the dirt and mud where the searing eyes of God take pity on us and leave us be. We now take pity on you, for his gaze is upon ye.
>>385528105
Not yet
>>385527841
At last, after all these years! Thank you!
>>385528562
What's kinda weird is I was posting that as you were posting your request. Check the post times.
I'm playing along today, up to Owl and I think I'm gonna go ahead and upgrade. I've never been good at Owl.
How the hell are you supposed to get through owl without upgrades? I feel like killing myself
>>385528807
Heh I got 16 two times on owl, then I gave up and dropped. Better surrender than upgrade
>>385528807
Keep an eye on the shadow
After all these years, i've made it back to him. Do I dare press on?
>>385529364
I'm stuck on piglet
>>385521920
literally my first try.
Is this one of those "overmemed" cases or everybody is just that shit at clicking on a ball?
>>385529364
Youre only our last hope anon, do it
>>385529503
>english version
>>385529503
>only at Rabbit
nigga you don't understand.
>>385529503
>Casual version
>>385529503
English version is casul compared to jap
>>385529635
it it easier or something? Then link the original, faggot
>>385529503
Keep playing, youll see
>>385529503
>english
Also the real deal starts with the owl
>39/40
>1 pitch left
>>385529820
ok, just post the link to the jap version - i can't seem to find it
>>385521920
I'll try again. But I know I can't
AHHHHHH
>>385529721
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html
>>385521990
this is literally impossible
>>385524997
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
>>385530082
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
nevermind - found it.
Eeyore:
jap - 3/9
eng - 3/10
Wow, what a difference.
Oh well, for the sake of purity i shall replay the jap one.
Also, it's less difficult and more tedious (you have nailed the move? congrats, now do it 20 times in a row)
>>385527048
Brave soldier reporting in
Finally at the gates and it's hellish beast awaits me.
>>385529987
I can't get past this fucker
>>385530209
BUT WHOS TO JUDGE
>>385530242
>tfw you could never beat the GateKeeper
>>385527949
This took far too long, so many ball just barely going outside the zone. I'd better git gud or it's not looking good
>people posting themselves trying pooh's baseball game
>mfw the posts always stop around owl and tigger
I'm attempting it. No upgrades.
Someone stop me.
>>385529635
>>385529707
>>385529820
also, for the sake of objectivity, there is no difference in either the count of balls or ball trajectory between jap and english versions.
Shitposters should be hanged.
>>385521920
It's sad that this meme only came about because people didn't know they could upgrade, and then once they realized they could upgrade they stuck to gimping themselves for the sake of the meme. It's literal artificial difficulty propping a forced meme.
>>385530543
Do you think the meager powers of man can stop a god?
>>385530543
Well id doesnt help that each try after takes around 10 minutes
>>385530621
>Lying on the internet
>>385530823
>Upgrades mattering against tigger
>>385530380
God's left hand falls rather easily. Now for His right hand and the final gatekeeper.
>>385530823
Go on then, show us how far you made it.
>>385530242
Could never get past that fucking tiger, looking back now I see it as a blessing. He saved me from seeing what lies ahead
what the fuck guys you are early, this shit is supposed to be reminisced in january
>>385531040
>>385531040
>no argument stated
go jump off a cliff, you piece of shit of excuse for a human being
>>385531108
Waste my time not upgrading for the sake of credit of anonymous mother fuckers? Nope. Smell ya later, forced memers.
daily reminder that you think the japanese is harder because you didnt know you could upgrade your stats
>>385531241
>t. couldn't get past Piglet
Which game is this
Brave soldier reporting in, how the fuck do i beat King Crimson
>>385531842
Pooh's Bizarre Baseball Adventure
Post your vs. Chris theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mbz_V_wK2Y
>Tigger
>Got to hit 28 balls
>Barely hit 9
>>385531934
You need to be a jedi and learn how to feel the baseball, there is no other way around it.
Why is this a meme
tfw robin takes mercy and doesn't throw more than 10 owl balls at me
>>385532184
hownew.ru
>>385532113
Saint pepsi enjoy yourself
>>385527818
history behind this?
>>385531842
Pooh-san no Doki Doki Jigoku
NANI
jap is the same thing
>>385521920
https://my.mixtape.moe/ihczik.swf
here's the game, good luck
how far did you get, /v/?
>when tigger throws his invisiball at you for the first time
love
hate
all things disappear in the face the one true robin
>>385531842
The Doom That Came to Hundred Acre Wood
>>385532531
>rabbit
what should i upgrade
>>385532602
Yo what the fuc
i hate this fucker so god damn much
>>385532824
Nothing
>>385532824
upgrade the first and second one equally, and dump whatever you have left into the third
>>385532824
>upgrading
You must beat God with your own strength
>>385529991
It was until that one Anon discovered the upgrade menu
BUT WHO WAS CATCHER?
>>385532824
If you upgrade then you cannot seal the mad god.
>>385530214
It's called "endurance"
>>385532824
You can upgrade in this thing?!
i don't get it, is this some new meme?
>>385524302
Brave Warrior here. The hardest fought battle of my life.
>>385532986
That's Gopher, dude.
I am actually surprised you don't see him for this game fanart anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvhKRN-WrYQ&t=57s
>>385521920
What is this game and should I try it?
>>385521920
>this shit again
3 years ago this was on /v/. you guess should stop going through hell yet again.
>>385533084
it's madness
>>385532531
>Clash N Slash Worlds Away
My absolute nigger
>>385532981
>placebo menu
>>385533118
no, its much worse,stay away from this game before he put you in a trance and eat your soul.but for me it's too late
>the music slowly eating away your sanity
>>385533389
what the fuck is this face from
>>385527048
Personally i had no issue with the tiger but that fucking owl was the worst. Stopped at the last one back then.
>>385530357
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
>>385533219
Men's folly
>>385533531
WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN
https://youtu.be/0V7aUT13qtM?t=23s
Open link then open gif
>Tfw I beat Boat-O-Cross but could never beat Christopher Robin
>>385532602
>>385533139
I see what you mean, but it just looks like a gray, featureless figure.
>>385533643
kino
finally got to godwith upgrades,fucking hell
any tips before i step in?
>>385533643
I'm pretty sure that there was a longer version of this gif where pooh hits the bomb somewhere and then after exploding it displays the out of bounds thing. Does anyone have it?
>>385533879
Nothing would save you, a clear mind or otherwise.
>>385533879
Quit while you're ahead
>>385533879
Reset and go without upgrades
>>385532602
>>385530545
>that image
ARROW HEADS
ARROW HEADS
>>385531106
RIP Anon.
>>385527915
already close to beating him. I think I actually finished it years back while this shit game popped up on /v/ with all the stupid ass memes.
>>385527048
MAN
OF
REASON
>People have fun on /v/ with video games
>Other people tell them to stop
>>385533929
It's a different gif completely I think. Same idea
>>385533219
Don't you mean four?
HOW DO I BEAT TIGGER WITHOUT UGRADE
HOW MANY PERFECTLY HIT BALLS ARE GOING TO BECOME FOULS, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>385534757
I couldnt beat him with upgrades
>>385534757
>>385534995
TIGGER THE NIGGER
>>385533929
Gotchu covered, senpai
>>385534337
>attempting to help your fellow man before he begins a futile onslaught on a mad god that will lead only to his own ruin
>somehow a bad thing
>pass the first few levels no problem
>get to the owl
now THIS is artificial difficulty
>>385535274
thanks, senpai
does anyone have the story about what happened in the hundred acre wood that made christopher robin a god in the first place? I remember it being something about winnie the pooh stepping up to fight him while facing his minions (eeyore being the previous one who fought him but lost to him) such as owl being a wizard and tigger being a gate keeper, and i thought it was fucking hilarious. anyone know what i'm talking about?
>>385531106
You can upgrade your stats using the points you earned.
>>385535357
>Owl
>Artificial difficulty
>All those noob using their points
>>385529919
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html
reminder that if you beat chris you basically got lucky and he decided not to throw that many zig zag pitches
>>385532113obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE
>>385533993
>upgrades actually helping
oh i'm laffin
>>385527048
Who acceptable here?
>>385533638
I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
I'm fucking done, I tried to beat tiger the nigger 10 times already (without upgrade) is it even possible
>>385535617
No better weapon than luck to defeat a god.
>>385535692
THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOlENCE
>>385535763
Just upgrade already you fag.It's not going to help.
>>385535665
Me, IM NOT ASHAMED OF MYSELF
>>385521920
>>385535771
I could do it if it weren't for those fucking pitches
I'm not autistic enough to actually test it but I'm convinced that some of those are actually unhittable
There's only one way this can truly end Christopher
>>385535784
BUT IN THE END
>>385535969
IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAY
>>385536004
I CARVED MY OWN PATH
IVE JUST BEATEN TIGGER THE NIGGER WITHOUT UGRADE NOW WHAT
>>385536069
YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
>>385536090
You look god in the eyes and realize your folly
Post webm
>>385536090
Quit now before it's too late
>>385536090
You think that is going to help you at all to what lies ahead?
>>385536090
You've beaten the game, do not go to the next stage.
>>385536185
BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME
>>385531204
What Stand does Heffalump have?
>>385536090
What now? Now we pray
>>385535357
You will need to upgrade your bat . Mess around with the main menu until you find the place to upgrade your bat
>>385536286
THE WORLD HAS TURNED
>>385536090
You would have posted pics if it was true fuck off
>>385536090
Is this the Dark Souls of flash games?
>>385536520
>implying Dark Souls can compare
>>385536446
>t.Christopher Robin
>>385536441
AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED
>>385536520
I unironically think that this game without upgrades is harder than dark souls
>>385536520
Dark souls but every monster is a boss
>385536520
>Roll Souls
I couldn't even get past Eeyore. What the fuck is up with the timing in this game?
>>385536642
>upgrades doing shit
>>385536321
Tusk
>>385536620
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAAAAAAAAAAAME
hest. Christopher Robin's shadow loomed over the broken bear. "Silly Old Bear" he whispered "You can never win" Pooh wiped the blood off of his face and wept. "D-Damn it" he whispered "Goddamn It" "Give up" Robin shouted "You have no chance of winning" Pooh wiped the tears from his eyes. He was right. It was useless. This Boy... No. This monster who Pooh had once called his friend had destroyed everything in The Hundred Ache Wood. Trees lay uprooted. Houses destroyed. Blood was everywhere. Robin laughed. Pooh wept again. It was hopeless. "Don't give up" Pooh jolted his head up. In front of him stood Tigger. A ghost. "T-Tigger? B-But I thought..." Pooh whispered "I Know..." Tigger giggled "It's Okay though. You did what you had to do" The memories rushed back to Pooh. The ball. The bat. The body. "Tigger, I'm so sorry" Pooh whispered "It's okay, Pooh Bear. Just... Smile. You can do it. You can win. You can destroy Robin's goals. You can do this." Another apparition appeared in front of Pooh, standing next to Tigger. It was Piglet. "Yeah. We believe in you, Pooh" Piglet Laughed "Me too" whispered Rabbit. "And Me" said Owl "Me too..." Eeyore groaned, a faint smile foaming on his face. "And us" Kanga and Roo stated. Pooh smiled. "Thank you. Thank you All" Pooh whispered. Pooh grabbed the bat and held it tightly in his hands. "Robin" he whispered "No longer will you terrorize The Hundred Ache Wood. No longer will you destroy our lives. Today, we will win. We Will Win!" Pooh's Bat exploded into a beautiful collage of colors. The love and friendship of Pooh's friends empowered
>>385536781
themselves into the bat. The ground tore apart, throwing Pooh and Robin into the sky. The stars surrounded Pooh and Robin as the battleground of space cascaded around them. "Pooh Bear. Do you think this will make you better? Do you think you can win?! YOU FOOL!!" Robin screamed Pooh screamed. The bat exploded into a giant bat. The size of at least a planet. "ROBIN! MY BAT IS THE BAT THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!" Robin screamed again "DIE!!" Robin screamed He threw the ball. It broke the sound barrier, flying towards Pooh Bear. Pooh screamed and smashed the ball. It exploded into a fantastic ball of light, which flew towards Robin, striking him and tearing him apart. The ball flew past the stars and collided with another galaxy, which went supernova and destroyed several planets. Robin laughed. "Damn it, Pooh Bear. How... How did you...?" Pooh smirked "Idiot. Who the hell do you think we are?" He whispered. The Sky exploded as Robin imploded and then... Exploded. Pooh had won. Robin was dead.
>>385536748
YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND
>>385536870
Everything returned to normal a few years later. Though the Hundred Ache Woods had been destroyed, the animals found a new home with the Thousand Acher Forest. Though they tried to forget the baseball all those years ago, they never forgot their hero. The Bear who had saved the world from sheer destruction. They never forgot Winnie the Pooh.
>>385536929
I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN
What game?
>>385536870
>inb4 foulball
>>385536870
>>385536781
>>385536971
>when youre so salty over robin smashing you the only option left is to write poe bear fanfiction to live out your fantasys
I'm at the bird stage what can I expect
This game has been easy so far
>>385536991
BENEATH THE BLOOD STRAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>385536870
>Pooh had won. Robin was dead.
heresy
>>385537149
you may now experience true pain
>>385537181
c-c-combo breaker
>>385536646
Dark souls boss rush
>>385537149
This is where boys become men.
>>385537181
BENEATH THE BLOOD STRAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>385537149
u betta not be playing english version either
>>385537149
I FUCKING HATE TIGGERS
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU
So I beat owl without upgrades because upgrades are for redditors, it only took about 2.5 hours.I think I'm done for now.
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ntHpYocc0
>start well
>have a bad streak in the middle
>end well
WHY CAN'T I PERFORM CONSISTENTLY
>I use upgrades
Can they beat the 100 acre woods team?
>Upgrading is part of the game
>There's nothing wrong with using upgrades
>You have to upgrade to get past Owl/Tigger
>Upgrading does not invalidate my success
>>385537751
>>385537838
>i save reddit images
you are no better
>>385537181
Good job anon, we fucking did it
>>385537296
I'M FUKING INVINCIBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VggVpb0WMA
>I advovate for the use of upgrades
>I fail to realize that not using upgrades is the standard and I am not completing the challenge when I use them
if you claim to beat owl or up without upgrades you best be posting some proof son
>>385538351
Fuck off chris, your reign of terror is over
>I get triggered by anti-upgrade posting
BRING IT YOU PIECE OF SHITI still lost
Chris will die
APPARENTLY THE FUCKING NIPS KNOW PHYSICS WAAAAAAY BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. BECAUSE ONLY THE SMARTEST, MORE GENIUS NIP PERSON ALIVE COULD THINK HITTING A BALL TO THE LEFT MAKES IT TO STRAIGHT FUCKING LEFT. CLEARLY, WE SHOULD PUT THEM IN CHARGE OF ALL PHYSICS RELATED SCIENCE BECAUSE THEY HAVE A GRASP OF THE TOPIC LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF EVEN THE GREATEST MIND OF ANY OTHER NATIONALITY.
>>385538793
I will post an update after the game
>>385538819
FUCK I MENT STRAIGHT RIGHT. FUCK THIS GAME AND ITS FOULBALLS. ITS CORRODING MY GOD DAMN MIND.
>>385538789
turn back while you still can
I'm giving this one more try
>beat owl
>on a high
>get to tigger
>the ball is FUCKING INVISIBLE
jesus christ these devs must have caused PTSD in jap children
>>385523308
RIP Mami.
DIE DIE DIE
>>385538819
>>385538910
>The game claimed yet another poor soul
May you rest in peace.
>>385538789
>english version
All your progress has been for nothing.
>>385539040
HELP
>>385535357
>owl
>artificial difficulty
You know nothing.
>>385539131
Ooooh no no no. I'm not giving up. Not until Christopher is laying dead at my feet.
>>385538917
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAno upgrades bitches
>>385539207
HAYAI
>>385539292
Are you some kind of SMT protagonist? Cause you're killing God.
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lucifer+ii
>>385539207
>>385535920
did he died?
>>385524302
Now I get it.
>>385539292
its time anon, DONT FAIL US
>tfw you beat owl on the last pitch
WHY CHRISTOPHER, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
>>385539513
God exists, and he hates you.
honestly FUCK tigger, they expect you to homer over HALF of that niggers pitches, unfuckingbelievable
platinum games remake when?
I gave up on owl, what does christopher do?
>>385539275
>Not until Christopher is laying dead at my feet
Stop it before it's too late, anon!
>>385532835
>hit the ball dead center in the sweet spot
>doesn't even make it out of the infield in the air
I beat him once, but I don't have the heart to go through it again. I was content to stop at Tigger, and now it seems doubtful I will ever challenge God himself.
>>385532113
>This isn't my bat
>>385539619
HOW THE FUCK DOES THE BALL DISAPPEAR
WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT GO?
THIS IS SOME FUCKING ANIME BULLSHIT
>>385539506
the game has just begun
>>385539207
Sorry anon but your pleas for help is useless, who can stand against G-D?
>>385539513
I lost
>>385539764
He breaks you.
>get to the rabbit
>can't even reach 10
maybe I was not meant for this kind of life
>>385539764
Everything.
>>385539882
Its alright anon, its fine, just step down
>>385539441
Stop posting blacked memes you cuck.
>>>/gif/
>>385539764
He makes you realize how pathetically stupid you are for even daring to challenge God
I AINT PLAYING THAT SHIT AGAIN, I AM FINALLY HAPPY AND IN A GOOD MOOD, PLEASE
>>385527841
/v/ used to be creative
>>385539782
>When you get all the way to Christopher Robin years ago but know you're rusty and will never find the motivation to challenge him again
>>385539764
You don't want to know.
>>385540114
Well then, PREPARE
>>385540114
>50 balls
>homer 40
what the FUCK
>>385539846
>tfw the game has just begun
>>385540114
>He goes for another round
I pray for your survival.
>>385540340
No you're not.
I have this weird paranoid feeling
>>385539764
He will make you curse the dammed day that you draw your very first breath.
spuh reporting in. once more into the void. it didn't happen all those years ago, can it happen today?
>>385540550
THERES NO BACKING OFF NOW
Closing in on tigger, still quite far
>>385540550
--- .--. / .... . .-. . / - .... . -.-- / --. --- - / -- . --..-- / - .... . / -.- .. -.. / --. --- - / -- . / -.. --- -. .----. - / - .-. -.-- / - --- / ... .- ...- . / -- . / .. - ... / .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- / - --- --- / .-.. .- - . / .. ...- . / -... . -.-. --- -- . / .-- .... .- - / .. / ..-. . .- .-. . -.. .-.-.- -. ----. - - -....- ----. --. ----- .- -....- -... --... ..-. --.- -....- .-. .- -. -.-. / -.. . .- - .... / .. ... / -.. . .- - ....
>TFW First time against Tigger
I don't think I can do it guys, tigger has bested be. It seems I am not worthy of facing Him yet
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHeuR_bC9GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBTIUzPpEQ
>>385541452
Is there a way to play this on Android
>>385542829
YES ANON GOOD IDEA, LETS MAKE THE GAME EVEN HARDER
>>385541452
I am still stuck on owl
How many out of how many balls do you have to hit on chris? Is it higher than tigger's 70%?
>>385543134
40 out of 50.
Good luck.
>>385543134
you have to hit 40
>>385543134
80%
>>385543134
40 of 50. Have fun.
>>385543243
>>385543247
>>385543259
>>385543263
Jesus christ, and I'm still stuck on tigger+
I think I can do it.
>>385521920
I can't get past tigger. Fucking 28 out of 40 throws required and fuck his invisible throws. My best attempt was 10. Help? How do you train for this.
how do i beat owl-sama
what's a good upgrade build
>>385527048
Brave soldier and trying to soldier on. Fuck this stupid cat.
>>385543698
In my experience you need to put the sweet spot on the left most side of his swerve, also
> Upgrades
>>385543851
>haha upgrades
try beating god without upgrades in real life, i bet you cant do it
>18/19 on owl
>>385540074
I love sora.
>Mfw first time the balls turned invisible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdepO_N56-k
>>385539506
God their leg positioning looks terrifyingly fragile. Like their knees are going to snap off at any moment.
>>385529503
>English
Nigga, how retarded are you
>>385544680
Source on the manga? I want that demon to devour my dick.
>>385544868
>>385535554
It literally doesn't help that much against anyone but owl. Tigger is still fucking destroying me.
>>385544561
sora replaced robin in the book cover
robin will replace sora irl
Got happy after I could finally beat owl but then my soul got crushed as soon I faced tiger for the first time
>Playing against Tiggered again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm2D7ohWos0
Post status soldiers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmSyvHus1SE
>>385546220
>falling for the madgod's ruse and giving him power in exchange for """upgrades"""
>>385535920
is he dead? it hit the back of his head, dangerous stuff
if Christopher robin is the mad god what does that makes this?
>>385547065
Ford simulator
>>385547065
MAKE ANOTHER THREAD!!!1!!1
>>385546643
fake
>>385546643
>implying he can be truly defeatedThere must always be a mad god.
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The homeruns I've lost... the balls I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make him give back our past
>>385549120
>the balls I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.
robin banged you,i get it
>>385521920
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE JUST TO SUFFER
>>385532602
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=079l4VqTUPA
>>385539983
>triggered
>>385550285
never post in my or my wife's son's thread again
>>385550285
>Tiggered
Baseball with pedobear!
>>385532602
>>385532113
https://youtu.be/fygutp-zA4E
>This game is on speedrun.com
>Beat Tigger run is 18 minutes
>Beat Robin run is almost 8 hours
>multiple threads
>hundreds of posts each
>never once seen a screenshot of the dark god defeated
Im scared
>punished pooh - A bear denied his _______
>>385532113
I WILL
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mMTbyG5zoyE
>>385532602
>>385550882
>>385532602
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_SgzSU-Ok0
how can i even beat this game if i dont know its name? fucking serious i dont know it,and no,i'm not gonna play the english version
>>385552419
If you can't even google your way to it from what's been provided in the thread..
Don't open this box
>>385552419
Maybe check the thread instead of whining like a retard then
>>385550882
that's no upgrades right?
>>385552797
As a wise man once said
>upgrades
what are your highest scores vs. robbin /v/?
>28
>with upgrades
>>385552419
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html
The best parts of the game and the days after /v/ found it was the OC
>>385555484
That was probably the last time /v/ made a funny meme.
These threads always garner a great laugh, I love you guys.
>>385555774
>laughing at other people's disgrace
i hope you burn in a 100 acre wood fire
>upgrades are cheating
you're right, let me also play with my hands covered in honey for extra challenge
>>385556045
Good idea
>>385555958
>>385555958
Nah, the whole "mad god" and "man or reason" shit gets me every time.
The about of hype behind characters from a 20 year old kids cartoon pleases me greatly.
>>385521920
Has it already been another year?
How many years has it been?
How long have I been here
EVERYONE LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS GAME!
IF YOU WANT TO?
>>385555275
I NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS!
>>385556141
You didn't think it could get worse, did you? You consoled yourself with that idea, but here you are, wrong again.
>>385556141When the hundred acre wood is ashes, then you have my permission to die.
>>385532602
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
>>385536520
No, it's theLa Mulanaof flash games.
>>385544868
I hope you like hair-sounding
>>385523764
They are not gods, but merely demons who claim to be benevolent
Only to strike you out and then strike you down
>>385555275
What am I doing? WHAT IS HAPPENING? I JUST KILLED A SHARK MAN
JAAAAAPS
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loTcZHoIYfQ
>>385531241
>>385543837
Fucking people over is what Tiggers do best
Real talk though, did the japs really expect actual children to beat this game?
Did they and we're all secretly shitters?
>>385539836
>It just works!
>tfw you keep getting foul balls even tough it hit's the grass.
>>385528404
Those who wish to spread their mortal coil and ascend to the heavens are those who are quickest to fall where only doomed souls inhabit
>Hit ball
>It's going far
>Just barely passes the wrong side of the tree
I don't think any game I've ever played has hurt me more
>>385536423
>mess around on the main menu
Dude, aside from the stages there's only two buttons. Go to title and go to status.
>>385557939
>8 hours of school, 6 hours homework, 3 hours piano, 3 hours violin and then 4 restful hours of christopher robin until school starts again
>>385536520
Dark Souls is a game for toddlers. Even more so compared to this.
Here I go
>>385533219
NO
I'm almost enjoying y anger
>>385557939
Nah
>>385530367
> GateKeeper
Don't feel bad, Gatekeepers can be quite cruel. They have to be in order to be the guard of someone so powerful.
>>385559210
turn back now, only peril awaits
Reminder that if you upgrade, you fall for the mad god's tricks and sell your soul.
May Yotsuba help us all.
>>385528420
>Not yet
You're not upgrading at all, you pansy
What is the nature of this strange arena in which we do battle 'gainst the god gone mad, with solid rivers, mysterious bushes and shadows cast by bats yet to swing?
>>385530823
I bet you've never done a no-upgrade run of Metroid. Fucking casual
>>385532824
Your noose
>>385559783
I've already sold my soul one way
Can I sell it twice
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?
I remember defeating you. Not again
>>385560770
Le EPIC maymay xD
>>385535920
How did he even get hit ha ha, he's wearing a big ass glove
Nigger just catch the ball ha ha
>>385539764
>>385560770
because it's about an actual game you memefag
>>385561119
No,no dont get me wrong Im here from the start but I dropped it when it hit around 300 replies and was on 10th page
>>385559783
>implying your soul isn't forfeit upon entering his realm anyway
>>385538535
>>385538448
>>385537838
>>385537751
>>385537984
jesus man fucking stop
>>385561280
Ignore autism
I was not ready for tigger
Not even a bit
This game is fun to play because it has simple mechanics, straightforward progression with a strong peak difficulty.
What this game really needs to succeed is approved positive gender roles and the secret ending revealing Christopher is struggling with his sexual identity. We need to implement twitch functionality to increase the game's streaming appeal and introduce a cash shop with game boosts for the casual market.
>>385537783
Depends on how well Nikaido's timefuck nonsense holds up in comparison to Christopher Robin's ungodly powers
>>385536695
you have to click and hold the moment the ball is in contact with the green area on the translucent bat. Thank god pooh has epitaph.
>>385561252
SOMEONE FUCKING MAKE THIS MOD
KICKSTART THAT SHIT
>>385539441
Do not sexualise the witches
>>385559210
AAARGH
>>385560169
>>385559783
>Not destroying the mad god with the power he lends you to make a mockery of you
For his cruelty to Pooh and all the creatures of the Hundred Acre Wood, the only death that he truly deserves is the one by delivered by his own hand at the seat of his hubris by defeating his sick, twisted game with the Hunny he mocked you with.
>>385532824
Upgrading means you sell your soul to the god.
you can't truly defeat the god if his power resides within you in the end.
>>385536520
It's the F-Zero GX of Baseball games
>got to CR before
>just got bodied by fucking Piglet
I need to lie down
>>385562446
>doing exactly what he wants you to do is winning
Christopher leave this poor souls alone
>>385521920
> tfw Cristopher has found an avatar in the mortal plane
>>385562616
DEAR NINTENDO
>>385538917
>14 home runs with 10 pitches left
>think I finally have this cunt beaten
>out of nowhere balls become super fast
>the ones I do hit go out or nowhere
>end 17/19
ITS JUST NOT FAIR
>>385562597
that's stupid, you're stupid
Is beating this cunt just all down to luck? I swear I'm hitting the ball perfectly but I get more fouls than home runs.
>>385563475
If dubs, Christoper Robin fucking dies
>>385532113
Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.
Illusions to illusions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa_u_DI0fvg
What if Christopher Robin was the antagonist of Dokaben?
>>385563613
If dubs, Christopher finds a tear in reality and enters our realm.
>>385563838
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>385563613
>>385563838
if dubs you both die
>>385561471
I can't do it, I cannot hit balls that I cannot see
I am a mere Brave Soldier, past his prime
I leave it up to you, the younger generations, to end this madness
>>385563613
>>385563838
>>385564057
Silly old bear. Christopher Robin banished dubs from /v/ more than five years ago.
>>385532824
>not beating chris without upgrades to unlock the true ending
>>385532113
https://youtu.be/jpboMpPtkMQ?t=2m
>>385564057
>>385564220
ALRIGHT
If Quads, CHRISTOPHER ROBIN TAKES OVER MY BODY AND BECOMES GOD
>>385563434
>>385563434
i've gotten your (you) in the end so who's laughing now
>>385563838
>>385564057
>>385564350
You guys are tampering with a dangerous source of power.repeating digits and christopher brings the rapture
>>385564350
ALL gets were banished here in early 2012, except for 000 and higher 0s. Quads can only be 0000 here.
>>385564421
no one really
5th attempt on tiger and the best I could get was 10 homeruns.
God fucking dammit
I've noticed something, and have had an epifanny. As people play this they seek to end the reign of Robin, and as they progress further in the "game" they go mad. Don't you see? You do not seek to destroy the mad god, but instead you try to succeed him. First, by destroying his minions so he has no supporters. Then you challenge the god himself. This isn't a story, it's a cycle. There are no heroes or villains, just the mad god and the one who seeks to become him
>>385564726
pooh is totally a better mad god tho
>>385564483
>>385564523
IF 666,
THE MAD GOD GAINS A VESSEL THROUGH WHICH HE CAN BRING SALVARION ON THE WORLD
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>385538890
This post was 6 hours ago. Anon is kill
if normal digits the mad god is banished forever and all time
>>385532824
I don't fault anyone for upgrading at Tigger and beyond. It won't help you anyway.
If zero, world reverts back to zero within 5 days
>>385564984
>implying any power less than the legendary 400000000 is enough to banish the mad god
How the fuck does this game decide where to send the ball? I fucked up on Rabbit so much that I decided to just screw around, but it always goes to the right, often fucking PIXELS away from counting as a homerun.
>>385565428
We just have to post until we get there!
We're so close!
>>385531106
>he didn't post again
I'm going to bitch out on the kangaroo. I thought I was less of a pleb but I was wrong.
FUCK YOU TIGGER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>385566089
>english version
anon...
>>385521920
People who beat Christopher Robin without upgrades gets to leave 4chan forever the saying goes. I would like that one day, 10 years is too much
>>385529503
>english
>>385566459
m8 i've been here longer then you and i can tell you, your here forever with the rest of us, now and forever again.
>>385566251
>>385566525
Tell me one(1) difference about the english and the japanese version
>>385566585
The language.
>>385566585
You can defeat CR in the english one.
>>385566585
It doesn't have the sealing moon runes necessary to lock the god in a dreamless slumber for 1000 years.
>>385566585
I know someone has that infographic
>>385527829
This
>>385566585
the nip one is legitimately harder then the english one when you hit the higher difficulties.
>>385566737
every home-run every player does against the dark lord Christopher seals him for another month, even if you manage the 40 HR he won't be gone, he's never gone you can only delay him, give the world time to figure something out or at least enough for your own death to save you from the pain
>>385566585
i'm just powering up
will post again when I've ascended
This is where I give up, anons. It's been a wild ride.What a fool i was to think i could challenge a god
>>385567119
>no loading
is this a joke?
GUY,WHAT GOING ON WITH MY COMPUTER.I HEARD STATIC NOISE AND MORSE CODE
>>385567706
I understand, it is beyond your comprehension that such an amazing feature such as no loading exist as it is so different from the world you perceive, but let me tell you, it is common in the far eastern land of the rising sun.
>>385565564
Holy shit, finally beat the long eared bastard. The trick to this one is to hover around the back of the base plate. Balls hit from there are less likely to go to the right, and also seem to go further, but I'm not really sure. I managed to get to 15 on the last damn ball, but before that they kept hitting the damn bush or fence.
>>385566034
Don't worry, man. Just take a short break and come back, you'll get it easy.
>>385561605
>click and hold
Goddamn, I feel stupid. For like four years I could never get past Eeyore, and that's all I was missing. Now I just need to figure out Piglet's ridiculous changeup; 7/8. Getting close.
Christoper roben is legitimately an SMT boss
>>385568189
anon are you ok
I FINISHED THE GAME AND ITS KEEPING DOING WEIRD STUFF I WILL TURN OFF MY COMPUTER
>playing against tiger
>>385566585
CR is replaced by yhvh in the Japanese version
>>385568189
>This is what happens /x/ starts playing the game
You fucking fool, you doomed yourself.
>>385568585
>finished
anon why must you turn this into a house of lies
HE'S JUST BEGINNING WITH YOU
i hit 3 foul home runs too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
post yfw you finally beat chris
>>385532113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5YGxMjywSk
>>385568968
Be honest, did you use upgrades? If so, it doesn't count.
>>385568968
>the post with no(real)replies
I CANT TURN IT OFF
>>385547065
Someone explain this one please?
>>385568189
>>385568585
>He turned the game from nip to english just to spite with you
Run for your life anon, go to a church and seek haven while the Holy Grail War takes place
>>385568290
Your words give me strength. I shall try again tomorrow.
>>385569309
it's the driving game equivalent to to home run derby basically
look up boat o cross it should be on nick if not go here
http://www.gamegape.com/en-2040-boat-o-cross.html
>>385569276
Just got the blue screen of death
>>385532113
Can't decide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2nW5-Fi4fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeQOJKZxT7I
>>385569127
Upgrades are for pussies. You can't truly face god via upgrades.
test
>>385569776
Well, there's no testing here today. Just me.
>>385570001
Christopher, please leave.Just let there peace, I beg you...
>>385546643
Fake and gay. I bet he was somehow doing it tool assisted.
NEW THREAD
>>385570435