You can only post in this thread if you are 25+ years old

I'm 27 and considered old? Really?

>>385512441
Literally a grandpa.

Majora's Mask, never played it before. I'm enjoying it, but this save system has me on edge especially since the game has crashed on me twice now.

>>385512441
I'm 28 and I feel old as fuck.

Also, I'm replaying MGSV.

>>385512401
so do those puppies ever come out

>>385512441
Same, but I've been here 8 years now and if that's not old I don't know what is.

Also Wolfenstein TNO. First time playing but I feel like putting it on the hardest difficulty because it just feels boring otherwise.

>>385512401
>tfw 25 was right around I started feeling the aging pressure to get out and get shit done
I was playing DQ7/DQ8. (8 is average to meh, 7 is great)
Now i'm thinking of either starting up GG Rev 2, Caves of Qud or Hadean Lands.

>>385512401
can i get a fucking sauce

online i can lie about my age and talk on these threads anyway

>>385512401
Risk of rain.

Some games to feed my nostalgia:
>Baldurs Gate
>WoW Elysium
>Diablo 2
>Half-Life
>RtCW

...*sigh*

>>385513105
artist blog is

lemonparty.com

>>385513125
OUT OUT OUT

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28, I cant even play video games anymore, I get bored after 15 minutes

>>385513189
shhh dont nobody say nuffin

>>385513125
That's not nice, anon.

>>385512401
Runaway city and Knights of Xentar.

vagante and factorio

>>385512401
27, and I was playing LoL yesterday night.
It's just to take a break from my job.

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>>385513204
>mfw I can't get myself to start them but once I do I tend to play them through until finished.

>Join MMO group
>Full of screaming kids
>teenage angst and drama
>memes from 10,000 B.C dug up from the tar pits of facebook

I just wish i could find a group in MMOs of people at least 25+ When i was a kid in HS still i played final fantasy XI and in my LS was a couple in thier 50's they were a delight to play with.

>>385512401
college, take 2.
ff14
occasionally dota

>>385512957
>tfw 25 was right around I started feeling the aging pressure to get out and get shit done
24/25 was about the age i realized my life was going to amount to nothing and i'd be living with my dad the rest of my life in my shitty backwater town

>>385513204
christ it must be horrible being you

I'm 36 and I've been playing Horizon: Zero Dawn. Next i want to either play the Trails in the Sky games or both Niers

>>385513189
What the fuck!?

>>385512401

Am 28 and feel a thousand years old already, I see 70 year olds who seem less world weary then me.

Currently playing GW2, to distract me while I wait for the new PoE expansion, which will distract me till DoS2, which will hopefully tide me over till MH:W

>>385512401
I'm 19 and I just wanted to say isn't it past your bedtime grandpa?

Do you own a computer?

>>385512441
Dude, you don't feel old? Im 27 and I keep realizing that I'm almost thirty and basically a true adult. What is this shit?

Playing a bit of rocket league, a stupid phone game called Endless Frontier, and playtesting Lego Worlds to see if its worth buying on a cdkey site for my kid.

I'm 30.

Been playing PSO2 and Deus Ex, like the actual first one. Its still one of my favorite games forever.

>>385513349
How is the game

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>>385512401
>tfw 24
Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do

>>385513356
now you know and knowing is half the battle
the other half being not dying (or in this case fucking up again)

>>385512401
Xrd and first Dead Rising.

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i turned 27 today
i wanna play the sims but i guess i have to do birthday shit

26, playing some FF12 Zodiac Age. Probably gonna log into HotS and get my daily quests done soon.

31. Bow before your elder.

Currently playing Stardew Valley.

Fate go
About to play Fairy Fencer F.

Maybe look at porn instead.

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>>385512441
Dude, I'm 22 and even I feel fucking old.

>>385512401
33

I'm playing massive medical debt and suicidal tendencies

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>>385513348

I'm 27, I have a lot of fun with various games, but I sure as fuck feel like an old shit, since I have some persistent problems with my joints that stop me from doing any sports. I just go around complaining about my knees like a fucking grandpa, it's pathetic.

I just started playing System Shock 2, not sure what class to pick, I was thinking Marine for sick gun skills (or whatever the game has, I legit have no idea what I'm getting into).

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26.

Been playing a lot of Gigantic recently. Its an actually enjoyable moba since no one uses voice communication and text chat is super tiny and you can ignore it.

Has a fun art style and the gameplay is fantastic.

>>385513204
Shit's hard. Try playing something fun. For a while I thought I didn't like video games any more. Then I realized that a lot of current video games just feel like a waste of time when you've got more important shit to be budgeting your time for. There are still games that will steal your whole freetime

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Bought a Switch + Splatoon 2 three days ago.
I could be playing it right now, but instead I'm browsing 4chan with Netflix on my second monitor.

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I'm 25, when do I stop feeling like a stupid teenager?

>>385513427

It's decent. It plays well enough. It's sort of up its own ass about the story but I do love the visual design of everything and find myself taking lots of screenshots

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>>385513429
RUN

the game that really got me back into wanting to play games recently is PUBG. Anyone else?

>>385513495
Stop fucking up, hombre. Everyone has suicidal tendencies, quit being such a pussy

>>385512401
Xcom 2 and heroes of the storm

29 years old

>>385513569
get a fucking job, and stop taking 7 years to get a 4 year degree.

I'm 25, how do I find someone who loves me?

>>385513273
You're a literal me.

>>385513569
29 here. Same question.

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>>385513429

>>385513509
hackers get the strongest stats at the start and after that you can level whatever you feel like

>>385513569
>>385513663

Never, it's a goddamn state of mind.

I've been in full suit, in charge of 20+ people in the same room as me and had a moment where I had to remind myself "no, you're not the stupid teenage in this scenario...you're the adult here, take charge and ignore that creeping feeling..."

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>come into thread expecting to get my rocks off to some mommy posting
>its just "OMG IM 24 IM SOOOO OLD :(((("

you guys never fail to dissapoint

34 years old wizard here. I like to line up icons of games I play on my desktop, so I know exactly what I played in the last few months.

Gothic
Dungeon Siege
Genefore
Icewind Dale
Neverwinter Nights
Falcon BMS
Hitman
Amayui Castle Mesiter
Mount and Blade Warband
Final Fantasy XIII
Diablo 3
MS Flight Simulator X
Life is Strange
Killing Floor
Kerbal Space Program
Elona
Wizardry 8
Might and Magic VII
Jagged Alliance II
Subnautica
GTA IV
Tropico 5

I play pretty much every genre out there besides DOTA and sports. I also switch between them as I get bored of playing the same genre for more than a couple of weeks.

>>385513569

Never. Anyone who says they have shit figured out is faking. Although if you interact with actual teenagers you will see the difference between you and them. My nephews are pretty much retards and I have to remind myself that I acted similarly when I was their age.

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>>385512401
33, playing and enjoying Splatoon 2, hots, and will probably get back into Overwatch soon because Doomfist release.

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>>385513661
>he fell for the love meme

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30

Nothing, because nothing new is out, having good memory sucks, replaying limited to once every two years and when I replayed game thrice I can't replay it anymore I remember every corner.

Want to play something and I played everything that ever interested me and everything that ever interested me I already replayed. I need more games.

>>385513661
Remind yourself that love is bullshit, expensive and very stressful.

>>385513429
>>385513380
>Entitled normie behavior

The thread being 25+ takes away to potential freedom you have to post in it. You are being gate keeped and it makes you mad. So mad that you make it a point to worm your way in anyway just to show OP you can and gain back you sense of freedom and control.

This is the same mentality normies have for "nerd stuff" including video games and it's why we can never have anything nice ever.

>>385513663
>>385513569
Literally never.

You basically are you right now and that's the way you feel forever. Maybe eventually life will beat it out of you, but every once in a while I turn around and realize that I'm not actually 21 any more, and haven't been for the better part of a decade. Shit's surreal.

I'm 25 and don't feel like an old fuck. However I feel there's a big discrepancy between myself, the sub 21 crowd and the other 25+ years old like in this thread.
I've never stopped playing games and have always been really excited about them so the I don't get the burn out feeling of other posters here.
As for the younger ones I just can't relate to them. Their slang and sub culture is different, they don't have the same life experiences, never worked a job or even had a semblance of relationship and other little stuff that adds up in the end.
The only ones I really think I fit in with is some NEETs in their late 20's.

>>385512441
Youre basically twice as old as the average /v/irgin.

>>385513756

and also that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

>>385513643
I never did until I got fucked over by americas healthcare system.

>>385512401
28, Splatoon 2 mainly. Rocket League when PC is plugged in.

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Are shmups the best genre for us old gamers?

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>>385513703
Sweety, are you getting upset at the internet again? Come here and tell me about it, you can have some milk if you r-really want....

>>385512401
30, Playing Nioh

>>385513663
>>385513569
When your family dies and you realize you're alone in the world, left to fend for yourself, and that if you don't take care of your own needs you will literally die. That's when people grow up in my experience.

>>385513703
>didnt just go to any of the other boards that post porn 24/7

>>385513189
damn thanks
im glad some newfags will fall for this

>>385513661
Become a homo, theres literally no other way.

>>385513703
Why would there be mommy porn in a thread like this one?

>>385513756
Fuck you're mother.

The only people who say that are people who never had a good relationship, or people who super extra fucked up when they had it.

>>385513661
Meet people and get to know them. Then remember that love isn't just liking someone, its feeling like your life is less meaningful when they're not around. A lot of people get fucked up by thinking liking someone is love.

>>385513856
post a sauce please. saucenao,google,iqdb,wait and yandex show nothing. Please.

>>385513204

what a sad fuck you are, I'm 29 and my love for vidya is strong as ever, can't go a day without playing at least 2 hours of it.

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Hexcells Infinite

>>385513756
lol everyone look at him and laugh

>>385512401
Breath of the Wild. And replaying FFT.

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>>385513189
N-NANI????!?

YOU OLD FARTS ARE PERVERTS!!!!!!

>>385513569
>I'm 25, when do I stop feeling like a stupid teenager?

Never
Adulthood is a meme. Everybody is faking it.

t. 41 Years old, playing Elite Dangerous and Total Warhammer

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>>385513549
This. All the cast of characters is enjoyable.

Splatoon 2.
It was the only thing I was looking forward to this year.

>>385513905
For most people, isn't that when they're like fifty?

Im almost thirty and my parents were 45 when they had me.

>>385512441
For /v/ yeah. I just broke 25 myself and though I am young IRL, I feel like a senior citizen here. Most of this board seems to be under 17.

>Sitting on the bus, some asshole totalled me car so I'm commuting for some weeks
>Just scrolling through youtube recommended trying to find some new music (it's like panning for gold, 2 hours of disappointment for 3 minutes of "hey this is listenable"
>Kids get on bus, fresh out of school
>Start talking about latest memes they've seen/posted on reddit, also talking about fidget spinners
>Have nothing but silence coming from my headphones at this moment so I listen in
>Can't understand half of what they are talking about, when they all burst into laughter I cannot discern if anything even remotely funny had been said or if it's some kind of insane in joke.
>Realise I'm only 31 but the generational gap has become so wide I may as well be 60 years old, I cannot relate to the subsequent generations at all

And that's when I realised I was a boring adult, when I got home I dug out my box of CrazyBones and played with them for 10 minutes...to remind myself I was once a stupid kid...

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>>385513856
lemonparty.com

>>385513905
I'm already alone in the world, own a house, degree, job, etc...
I still have to remind myself that I'm not a dumb teenager.

I guess I need to find myself a wife so she can shame it out of me.

>>385512493
>>385512740
>>385513410
>>385513489
>The defining feature of my generation might well be the premature mid-life crisis. Have there ever been so many guys in their twenties walking around as if they're already crocked? In Victorian times, a twenty-year-old was still an adolescent and a thirty-year-old still a youth. Further back, the twenty-three-year-old John Milton lamented that he wasn't yet mature enough to write anything interesting. Today, a twenty-three-year-old is more likely to lament being a spent force. What has turned so many people into whining old gits in the prime of their lives? I suspect the fetishisation of youth in advertising and the media is partly to blame. Youth is something you can keep selling to people without ever having to deliver the goods -- and the sooner you can start selling, the better.

>>385513846
Wizard here, there was a time where I played shmups really hardcore. That stuff fucked up my eyes so bad (crimzon clover being the main reason) they burned like fire for a year.

>>385512401
>25
>old

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>>385513189
I forgot what lemon party was but I know not to click on it can someone give me a refresher on what it was?

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>>385513908
everyone KNOWS /v/ has the best off topic threads. They also are super active unlike /d/ or /gif/ where the same thread can stagnate for a literal month surviving off the same reposted materials

>>385513856
thats more like it. Turtleneck Sweaters and Jeans are truly the patrician combo

>>385513951
just had a haunch

I'm a 22 year old posting in this thread teehee

>>385513961
First of all, fuck your mother.

Secondly, I'm surrounded by friends who get fucked over by "love". You can look anywhere and see "love" fucks up people's lives. Shit's overrated.

>>385514135
Old people having FUN.

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>>385514087
Man we're going to be fucked during out middle-aged years aren't we?
>tfw 24 and feel like I've already got the boring mindset of a 45 year old

>>385513463
Happy birthday

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Tekken 7

That's really it. Work and gym take up most of the day that by the time I get home, I'm tuckered out. I only really get a chance to play on the weekend

>>385514054
Exactly. Or in my case 26.
I've seen so many 35+ people acting like literal children whenever their parents are around, and in my country it's usually pretty normal to leech off your parents well into your thirties due to the fucked up economy.

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>>385512401
Darkest Dungeon

Just beat Wulf on my first try. One of my lads died from a heartattack tho. RIP you dumb bitch, I'll have you replaced in no time.

>>385514071
nah, it's just teenagers, I talk with a few 20yo time to time and they are fine
this whole generation gap only applicable to literal kids, after 20 most people turn out to be more or less the same

>>385512441
Would you like some prune juice to balance out your salt intake, gramps?

>>385514168
No.

Your friends get fucked over by being dumb cunts. But then, everyone is searching for that special someone, and they almost always cop out for a tolerable set of jugs or a decent face with a bank account. Ain't my fault people are shallow and impatient

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>tfw when you missed out on teenage love
Theres no going back and being 30 with no relationship experience is a major red flag to women.

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>>385513856

>>385514071
Nah, kids are just fucking retarded. All kids are the same deep down, you just have to break through their 10 armored layers of reddit humor first.

>>385512401
what game? Google gives nothing.

>>385513569
When you become a full time wageslave and start hanging out with coworkers in their 30s and 40s, start getting your own place to live. I find myself having more in common with someone 15 years older than me, than some 15 year old barely a decade younger than me. I'm in "adult" mode 40 hours a week but the moment I come home, I lapse into hours of vidya.

>>385512401
Nothing, I don't own a PC.

>>385514168
it's like saying " hey I watched that game on stream it sucks" when everyone around you says the game is good
I also surrounded by similar friends, but I know exactly what they did wrong and how retarded they've been in that aspect of their lives because I also have friends that are happy.

>>385514390
Just lie.

>>385514390
>no relationship experience

Nigga what? Even a hideous troll can find some kind of a date. If you're 30 and never had any kind of relationship, that's all on you

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25 here.

Finished Nier Automata yesterday

>that moment when the chorus kicks in Ending E

Also addicted to Payday 2

>>385512441

I'm 20.

I pity people who are 26+ years old who browse this board. I mean c'mon, you're an adult already start doing something with your life.

I started replaying Pokemon Yellow for the 30th time by accident.
I wanted to look out for reference in animation for GB games and ended up playing until I beat Misty in one sitting

>>385514390
I think that might be my only regret. I'm relatively attractive, so I've still been able to get girls thinking I'm interested in them, but I've only had one cringeworthy sexual encounter, and never dated anyone.

It's going to be really hard to transition from a single guy into a family man when I'm this late to the game. I'm sort of okay with that, because that's not really something too important to me, but it's a path I'm sort of locked out of, which is a letdown.

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>>385514390
delet this

>>385514390
Good news, girls like older dudes. Dating gets that much easier as you get older

>>385514168
>try to find true love
>settle for garbage
>WOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WONT WORK OUT?!!?!??!?!
>get "heartbroken" and then make the same mistakes again

Your friends are morons. I've never been in a relationship shorter than a year since I can actually pick my partners wisely.

>>385512401
please sauce?

>>385514434
Maybe that's my problem. I don't hang out with my coworkers, because they're a bunch of redneck hillbillies. There's a few folks around my age that I enjoy, but the main problem I have is that no age guarantees that a person is thoughtful or even nominally mature

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>>385514538
>Misty
>One sitting
So you played for two hours?

>>385514501
some people don't have opportunity, I didn't also I don't know what happens at 30 but you become way too horny all of a sudden,
dammit
Newton was virgin at 80 you know, was too busy

>>385514507
>25 year old playiing a taro game
I guess it's true that people never grow up.

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>>385514531
say that again in 6 years

>>385514531

>Implying that you can't be succeeding in life, by the current retarded standards anyway, and still browse this shit site

I literally come here at night just to see how much more of the place has caught fire from when I first arrived, this thread is the most I've posted in 2 years.
And before you say it, I'm currently stuck in that "I've got 2,000 games and nothing to play" mentality, need something new and interesting to crop up and drag me out of this funk.

>>385514531
You've had the ability to drive a car for four years, and the ability to do anything you want for two. I don't want to hear no sass

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>tfw your younger sibling is close to getting married
It's such a surreal feeling, at least her boyfriend is a pretty chill guy who's going for a doctorate and likes vidya.

who else last male heir here

>>385513339
>24/25 was about the age i realized my life was going to amount to nothing and i'd be living with my dad the rest of my life in my shitty backwater town

good

>>385513204
>28, I cant even play video games anymore, I get bored after 15 minutes

good

>>385513349
>I'm 36 and I've been playing Horizon: Zero Dawn. Next i want to either play the Trails in the Sky games or both Niers

bad

>>385513569
>>385513663

the difference between feeling like a teenager and feeling like an adult is that as an adult you accept rather than run away from responsibility and commitment. And you realize that you have to build a lifestyle that will make you happy as no one else will or can.

>>385513105
looks like orutoro's work

>>385512441
Holy fuck anon. I'm 22 and I feel like there's nothing more on this planet for me to experience. Everything is soo fucking shallow. I'm actually jelous about those guys who gets a lot of fun from going with friends to pub or with gf at dinner. I dont have a job, but I dont ever though about that I need one, everything is soo fucking unimportant, that I literally dont need money for anything. I eat everyday like 1 sandwich, 1L of water, and I'm full for entire day. Eveything that requires some ammount of cash, is just for mare feel of happiness and I lost my job 3 months ago, and from my saved money almost nothing was spend, except for meals. Life is most painfull curse, but somehow I stick to it as hard I can, and I dont know why.

>>385514698

Here, letting my family name die in a fucking fire.

Trap posting is partly to blame as I now only want to stick my dick in assholes...not even mens assholes just assholes in general. Fairly sure my bloodline is over even if I do get into a healthy relationship.

>>385512640
GameCube version?

26
Just got through squeezing a little FFXIV in after work

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>>385512401
29. Mystery Chronicle: One Way Heroics, Desktop Dungeons, Axes & Acres, Auro and EDF 4.1. I don't really get why people say they have trouble enjoying games, I always find new titles and there's a bunch I've already played that I keep coming back too. It might be because I primarily play games designed to be replayed rather than just consumed and thrown away.

Highly recommend all men over 25 get their total and free testosterone checked. I turned out to be low which explained a lot of issues I was having like chronic fatigue, low drive, lowered interest in sex among other things. Starting therapy and Monday. Between this and my recent ADD diagnosis I feel like I can finally start living like a normal person.

>>385514645
That's your biological clock telling you you fucked up.

Also, I don't care how busy you are, you can find time to spend two hours with an enjoyable human being once every week or two.

>>385514531
Yeah, and we all remember being your age and thinking the same stupid shit.

Trust me; you'll still be here.

>>385514608
Some of them are pretty big idiots, one of them though was in a 4 year relationship before it screwed them over.

>>385514642
More like 3, but yeah.

>>385514087

I feel old for a variety of reasons. Broken dreams, broken spirit, and the fact that I'm working around 60 hours a week. There's no time to have fun and relax anymore

Road Redemption with a friend. It's fun. Also Tekken 7 and Terraria

>>385512913
Last 1/3rd is bullet sponges

>>385514531
No, I'm doing something for myself and have set goals but I do like a little weekend shitposting. Now that I got college and getting full time work out of the way, my biggest hurdle is women, I literally do not have any dating experience after high school.

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>>385512401
28 here. Don't feel like that's being old though but whatever.

Playing a bit of guilty gear and shadowverse mainly.
I tend to lose all will to keep up when playing single player games now, or have to finish them in multiple short sessions. Single player games like Fury are pretty nice, i can just start, kill one boss, stop and come back to it another day. Doesn't consume much time and the boss fights are above average.

>>385514827
Shit don't always work.

Also, one time I was in a seven year relationship that I knew wouldn't work out. I just didn't know any better and wasted a lot of time on something stupid. It happens. Doesn't mean love doesn't exist.

>>385514793
well in my case i'm not busy, just 90% blind
you can't have a girlfriend out of thin air, have to meet people and go out with people, not very easy you know

I downloaded Warcraft 3 after 9 years break. Holy shit the comfy was overwhelming.

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>>385514501
If you were never in any sort of social environment that forced you to interact with women those specific social skills will never develop. If you're a wondertard like me I've heard the only thing that'll fix you is working in a bar; I've basically accepted the fact I'll die a virgin.

Anyway, been playing Overwatch with friends. I can only stand a few games at a time because the matchmaking is atrocious
>queue as a 3-man premade of average-skilled dudes that are all less than level 100
>games matches us up with 4-man premades of 5-stars and silvers

>>385514791

Fuck this manga

>>385514746
>Life is most painfull curse

Dr. anon check in. That's your problem right there. If you view life as a curse then it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. You need to figure out where you want to be in 1 yr, 3 yr, 8 years+ and then start working toward that. Having goals and milestones is what makes life enjoyable.

>>385513856
>tfw 30 and have this build

Its very weird when you have a young sounding voice, honestly

24, played some Xenoverse 2

Am I too old to go back to college?

>>385514531
lol this board is older than you and you pity /v/

great accomplishment there.

30, and I'm playing For Honor and PUBG

>>385514650
Anon, you are on 4chan.
On a board filled with manchildren, neckbeards and babbies.

Do not be a judgemental cunt.

>>385514953
you must be a pretty fat guy to have those kind of titties

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>>385514531
You can't even legally drink yet

this is the only decent forum left on the internet and you'll realize that in the coming years with every site trying to force identities on posters

>>385514953
you're just fat

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>>385514835
Woah anon, that's 3 hours you'll never get back from your short, finite life

>>385514965
You are never to old to improve yourself
Do what you want to do and stop listening to idiots who tell you that you are to old for xyz.

>>385514650

Is there a chart that lists all the stuff you're supposed not to enjoy after a certain age?

Cause being miserable seems to be the only common feature I see in older people.

>>385514827
I'm in a 7+ year relationship and I'll either end up marrying her or we'll break up. I sure as fuck am not gonna be surprised if we break up since at this point we've been together longer than most people manage to stay married. What matters is that we're happy right now and that's because we didn't settle or try to "handle" any bullshit from each other.

What I'm saying is that if you actually find someone that's the right person for you, love isn't gonna be stressful or hard, it's literally the best and easiest thing in the world.

>>385514934
That's defeatist thinking, bruv. Unless every blind guy on earth is a virgin, there's no reason to assume shit's all fucked up. Hell, mostly blind might even be bonus points to the right woman.

You've got the internet, tinder and OKC are free. Just start slangin' game and being real, and in two weeks, guarantee you've got at least a couple people you're interested in. Shit's not hard. Everyone wants to bang

>>385514965
>24, played some Xenoverse 2
>Am I too old to go back to college?

You'll find it a little bit difficult to relate to 18 year olds but you will have more motivation to do well in class and will make a better impression on professors. Social life will be worse but academic/career wise will be better. It's a good trade off in the long run.

>>385515008
>and you'll realize that in the coming years with every site trying to force identities on posters
this is literally what 4chan does everyday
they try to force a fake majority
fuck you for thinking this site is any good

>>385513961

If you feel like your life is less meaningful with your partner around you're doing it wrong. They're not supposed to "complete you" or any of that bullshit. They're just a gpod addition to what is supposed to already be a good life.

>>385514412
post more or direct me to one on a red board.

im only sifting through these R9K level post waiting for some more of this

>>385513961
>>385514168
>>385514608
>>385514827
>>385514930
Every single relationship you get into is going to fail until you stumble into one that doesn't. Going into a relationship with the expectation that it'll and treating it like it definitely will is a recipe for disaster. How you want to deal with this is up to you

>finally start talking to a girl a few months ago
>she's got a ton of baggage and won't leave me alone despite ignoring her phone calls for the past 3 weeks
>have no idea how to tell her I don't wanna hang out anymore

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>>385512441
the fuck are you talking about?
youre young as fuck
static shock wasnt joking around when he said in the future 60 year olds are the new 30 year olds

>>385515054
I know but I've been working, doing exercise and doing it with my wife so I don't really mind.
Better than watching a movie at least, IMO.

>tfw a lot of your classmates from high school by now have gotten married and started families
>many have actual careers going on, annd a few of them even got into teaching

What the fuck happened? I have to stop looking at normiebook, I don't want to be old

>>385515086
>Unless every blind guy on earth is a virgin
trust me, being 100% blind is easier
also most of them are, it's very rare for blind people to procreate

>>385515082
>>385514930
NO.
LOVE IS EVIL.
FUCK OFF AND STOP SHILLING YOUR EMOTIONS.
;_;

>>385514946
Protip: Treat women like human beings

Its crazy, but you don't need to be some master seducer to bang chicks. You just need to find women who fit your personality. Its harder than being handsome and tricking hoes into getting naked through psychology, but you'll probably enjoy it more.

Treat it like a fucking game. Either what you're doing works, or its practice and experience for the next time

>>385515160
>have no idea how to tell her I don't wanna hang out anymore
Give me her number, I will do the rest.

>>385512401
witcher 3

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Member better XCOM that for some reason was lost in time?

>>385515086
he's blind you fuck!

how the FUCK is he gonna use shit like the OKC?
i wouldn't even fucking bother, im BLIND! fuck everything!

>>385515126
bullshit
i've seen people 55+ at collage
its not fucking for 20~ yr olds anymore, in this current age, a lot of 40+ are going to collage too.

guy in my networking class was fucking 62

>>385515086
>You've got the internet, tinder and OKC are free.

>Tinder
>Getting laid on Tinder

Top fucking kek, I've been using that app for 2 years and I haven't even gotten a date. Tinder is for people who are actually attractive.

39, FFXIV is a nice fun time waster

>>385512401
Final Fantasy XII: ZA. Going through it pretty slowly just so I can dick around and experiment (I think I'm at about hour 35 or 40 and just entered the Rifts for the first time) with everyone at level 35 (and both boards almost entirely full).

>>385515160
Just tell her you don´t want to hang out anymore

>>385514950
It's cheating to yourself. As I said, everything is mare image of happines. You dont need work, because it gives you money, and money dont mean anything, because it gives you only shallow feel of happiness. Having girlfriend is pointless, because this requires money, and as we know, money is meaningless. Having hobby is pointless too, because it requires money, to feel shallow happines.

Everything requires money, only to cheating yourself.

>>385515151
Based anon spitting wisdom.

>>385515184
wtf?
that static was also in that horrible JLU future too

>>385514746

I'm 29 and the same way. I look around and ask myself how my co-workers can stand it. Going to the same shit job everyday, and pretending like it doesn't bother them.

Life just isn't enough for me. And I say this as someone to traveled the world. Ego was right, it's all rather disappointing

30.

>>385512441
Yeah, you're about to be old. Like, really quick. I hope you're keeping tabs on pop culture and how kids speak, but that will only keep you fresh until you hit 30.

>>385515129
They're not supposed to be the sum total of what is good in your life, but your partner should make life better by being there, not just be talking furniture in your day to day

>>385514746
You MAY want to speak with your doctor, Anon. I'm 40, all I have is my cat and a clear plan of suicide as my form of retirement, and I'm more upbeat and eager for the next day than you are.

>>385515147
>please spoonfeed me
go to /h/

>>385515290
Well he's blind. How will he know until he tries?

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>>385514224
>60 hours a day.
In what kind of gulag you work, man?

>>385515323
I'm pretty sure she's been suicidal in the past to the point of cutting herself though, I don't want to let her off too hard.

>>385514531
tell me where else you would go where people are up for a bit of bantz and aren't bluepilled cucks ?

face it, we're here forever

>>385515347
I guess learning English doesn't give you even only shallow feel of happiness considering you never bothered with it.


Jokes aside, you're just being an idiot for no reason. You said money is meaningless and then listed hobbies and love (two good things) as requiring money. That by definition makes having money worthwhile. You're not being cool and nihilistic, you're just being dumb.

>>385515289
How to use OKC while blind:
>Go to match % or discovery
>Do whatever he does to read fucking /v/ to read profiles
>Send out messages to profiles he likes

Fucking rocket surgery, cap

We talking about relationships now?

I have this problem when I'm in this 6 year old relationship but my gf doesn't grow up at all even though she's just 1 and a half year younger than me. She's such a stupid child who can't take responsabilities and I frankly don't see any future with her, but I can't break up with her because she's my best friend since I was 14.
Not talking to her is just sad to me but being in a romantic relationship with her feels like being a fucking parent and I'm sick of it.

i'd play the shit outta Pyre if my main PC weren't busted. GOD I WAITED SO LONG FOR THAT WHY WHYYYYYY

>>385513716
>>385513686
>>385513778
This so much.
I was always afraid that I would grow up sometime. That I would stop enjoying vidya. That I would find myself an ugly wife and my instincts would force me to make children and care for them for 20 years, being a slave.
And then... nothing happened, nothing changed. Realizing that there is no magical adulthood where your brain forces you to do shit that you never wanted to is a relief.

On the other hand, it's also a bit scary since working every day so you can eat sucks. It's also a lie that when you are an adult you enjoy building your career. I'd rather fap and play vidya all day.

Oh, and my sexual preferences never changed either. Maybe it's just me being fucked up in the head in this case. But I still consider 14-18 years old girls the prettiest, 18-25 as acceptable and anything 30+ is disgusting. Considering that I'm 35 now, I don't think I have any chance of finding a girl that I consider ideal. I mostly gave up on that one.

>>385515054
Nick always seems like some disgusting serial rapists but all of his non-mde videos make him look like the nicest and most succesful member, just hanging out in a nice apartment with his wife.

Sam became a fat hobo living in his who will probably kill himself soon and Charles streams vidya on twitch while being his usual Spree Killer Self.

26

Playing some pubg and waiting for my child to grow old enough to have a LAN party with me. Shit's gonna be awesome. Her first game is going to be Prince of Persia. The first one.

>>385512401
im 27 and lately I've been grinding GTA V online

>>385515508
Do it anyway. Can't save everyone. If she kills herself because you leave, its not your fault. You've got to do shit for you, not for every other scumbag fuckup weirdo you accidentally get to know

>>385515384
i was never in on pop culture, since at 31, i grew up during the best pop culture eras.

now, in fucking 2017, pop anything is fucking shit and i have zero goddamn idea about anything that isn't movies.

like music? its ALL fucking shit, nothing will be as good as the 60's to early/mid 90's

TV? fuck that shit, why does anyone watch it when fucking everything is on streaming services now?

games went down hard since 6th gen with tiny bright spots here and there and i've been 100% invested in gaming since 1988. there wasn't a point where i wasn't gaming or reading a gaming magazine in the 90s, but into the late 00s, i dipped. i began playing games BECAUSE they were games and i "made" them fun not because they WERE fun.

>>385515502

Not him but I have a boss who worked a 48-hour shift when he was employed by discover. She can get pretty brutal.

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>26
>visited my best friend in Japan
>2 years left to finish my studies
>still a virgin
It´s alright. At least i will have enough money to visit my friend every year when I got some work.
Also playing games in the arcades with random japanese people is pretty great. Too bad women think I´m weird for enjoying the things I like and always drop me after the first date.

>>385515580
Talk to her about it. It doesn't sound like a problem that's gonna sort itself out.

>>385515289
>bullshit
>i've seen people 55+ at collage
>its not fucking for 20~ yr olds anymore, in this current age, a lot of 40+ are going to collage too.
>guy in my networking class was fucking 62

I go to USC. There are very few people over 30 in class. Same applies to UCLA, Berkeley. Maybe if you go to low tier school then you'll find a lot of 40 yr olds +

But 40+ is too old to go to college. The entire point of college is to get a job with some corporation. At 40 you've wasted half your career and at 62 you're also retirement age.

For as much as the internet treats late 20s as old, people in the age group can still change their life significancy. Not so much for the 40+ crowd.

>>385512401
Been playing Saint's row 3

Going to play some MTGO later

N. Sane Trilogy, Chrono Trigger and Mother 3.

Stellaris, OP.

>tfw you want to date this 21 year old cutie
>she's fucking stupid
>remember you used to be like her at her age but still
I can't believe it. First time I've felt like an adult. Still want to bang her though. Also I can't believe 18 yo kids are considered adults, they're still too fucking dumb

>>385515649

but anon!
those jap sluts should be all OVER your gaijin dick!

>>385515580
just dump her . i know it's hard but you can't carry dead weight for the rest of your life. you'll open the doors for something better to come along.

>>385513715
>Kerbal Space Program
Nuclear SSTO or Bust!

> tfw 26
> i never expected to live this long
> always thought I'd kill myself before 25
I don't really know what to do now.

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>25
>live with parents
>never had job

>>385515594
You may be right as far as looks go, but I'd rather fuck some average looking 30 yo that can hold a conversation than a literal fucking child that doesn't know jack shit about the world.

Also milfs are just better at sex.

>>385515671
hey man, people do what they want with life

i never said he was or wasn't doing something with it, but he was there. fuck off.

>>385515575
guys, I understand you have no idea what it's like being almost blind having videogames as your last retreat and knowing how fucking hard it is to go for groceries not to mention anything else without someone helping
it's not about using internet for fucks sake, it's about normal human mobility that you don't have being blind is like being paralyzed in modern city

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>just turned 30
>still collecting autismbux
>still living at home with Mom who is absolutely the worst company now.
>no motivation to get out and better myself

I've settled on the fact I'll live alone, be alone, and die alone.

At least I have videogames.

>>385514531
29. I went out and made something of myself. I have tons of disposable income, a high paying job, and a fwb with g cup titties and I STILL come here every day to hopefully find a good video game thread.

>>385515649
Huh? Shouldn't it be easier to get women in Japan? I thought it was a place filled with men with no balls to ask girls out.

>>385515659
I have like every month. She doesn't seem to realize she's the problem and cries everytime I bring out her immaturity. As I said, she acts like a fucking child and doesn't take criticism well. It's so tiring. So full of stupid drama that has no reason to be. I wish I was more attractive and charismatic to attract other people to me and make new best friends and have a better girlfriend.

>>385515248
>Treat women like human beings
I don't know what that means.
I scarcely interact with people in general; I have no friends, and when I'm forced to interact with people at work I apologise to them for the interruption and burden of my presence.
>fit your personality.
Yeah that, I don't have a personality. If life is a game I don't think God gave me a controller.

>>385515548
Hobbies and Love requires money, yes, but Hobbies and Love gives you just shallow feel of happines, so why you have to chase for money? To feel something you know is just illusion? A 2 seconds of pride that give you nothing?

>>385515782
dude, don't be fucking dismayed that you are still living with your parents. fucking apartments and shit are overrated unless you get good roommates.

i'm more happy to be home, with people i know and pay less rent than i would if i was somewhere ELSE in fucking NYC.

>>385515384
I'm 24 and a rock dweller for most things pop culture, past and present. I can't name current popular artists and have a hard time keeping up with movies as I barely watch them or know what's playing now. Besides vidya, most entertainment just doesn't interest me all that much.

>>385514224
Perhaps. But when I compare my life with people my age who graduated the same course then I feel my life is much more stable. I spoke to some old school buds, all of them are still paying off their debts, they are all unhappy with their jobs and it feels to them that "this" is it, that they will do this for the rest of their days till the end and so they become uncertain. They throw their cash away on useless junk, have temp jobs or freelance jobs that are underpaid. Meanwhile I managed to nick a steady paying job during college, got used to getting up early and working all day, get money, no student debt anymore and save up cash to spend on larger things. The only thing is I spend so much time working and doing me that there is hardly any space or time for a relationship, that is they only regret.. But hey I'm not deadbroke.

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38 here. I only play old pixel vidya these days, modern ones are bullshit with their DLCs and all that socialization first single player fifth shit.

>>385515847
>and I STILL come here every day to hopefully find a good video game thread.
I feel bad for you, I come here to shitpost.

>>385515649

>white guy in Japan
>doesn't get laid

Are you terrified of women or look like Maisie Williams?

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>>385512401

i dont feel old, the only thing that would give away im not 18 anymore is my forehead growing bigger.

that said, i mostly play csgo.

>>385515841
At least try to make an effort. Look for advice, see what your job options are, and try to get a job so you won't feel the shame of having to live with your mother. And if you think she's the "worst company" that's probably because she has a 30 year old son who isn't even trying to make his life better.

>>385515905
just play indies you faggot

>>385515347

>everything is mare image of happines.

That's teenage thinking right there.

> You dont need work

I want to work because that is the point of being an adult. I have 27 years of life experience under my belt and the point of that experience is to accomplish whatever new task or obstacle is in front of me.

>money dont mean anything

I want money because I like eating organic food from the farmers market and it's expensive.

I want money because I like wearing $2,000+ bespoke (handmade, tailor-made) suits as they fit my body perfectly and make me better dressed then all the other slobs out there.

I want money so I can afford great attorneys and lawyers in case I have problems and need people to treat me with seriously and with respect.

>Having girlfriend is pointless

No I want a girlfriend/wife because I'm a human being and I need emotional support just like everyone else. Also tax laws benefit couples.

>Having hobby is pointless too, because it requires money

I like building turbocharged cars and yes it's expensive so I need a job to afford that.

>shallow feel of happiness

No what I said above is real happiness.

>>385515848
A metric fuckton of Japanese girls are just ugly. Your best bet in Asia is a Korean girl, or of Korean descent. Just don't go Thai. Any girls who find out you fucked a Thai won't ever touch you.

>>385515847

i can never EVER believe these posts
because for the last 13 years i've been on this shithole, i never could believe ANYONE could make something of themselves that wasn't some shit like Notch.

you aren't in a high paying job, you get about $15/hr instead of minimum wage

your GF has G cups, but also the waistline to make them seem like D cups

the last one is true though, you still can't find a good VG thread

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Fuck off, I'm 24 and posting anyway.

Trying to play the game of life and failing miserably at it, wouldn't recommend it yet at the same time is fun to have something to look forward, although the RNG regarding some situations can get infuriating. Also it takes ages to level up the Women category, even if you have someone to help you out, fuck those characters that you can't bruce force through them.

>>385515867
>love gives you a shallow feel of happiness
If you're retarded, sure I guess. Has anything really bad happened to you? Like I mean, really terrible? Sibling suicide? Death of a close family member? Dealing with depression? Rape?

Probably not, because if it did, you would have learned how much having a loving partner helps.

I don't even know why I'm arguing here, you're either legitimately retarded or just memeing.

>>385515752
Dude. Best friend for 12 years. I just can't dump her.

>>385515636
I suppose that's true, and I really don't need the drama right now in my life with all the other shit I've got going on.
Only bad part is I have to return her swimsuit to her (she wouldn't stop leaving shit in my car) and I know she'll want to talk about it.

>>385513189
OLD MEN

RUNNING THE WORLD

>>385515982
>need emotional support just like everyone else
Pah. Lies.

>>385515580
>We talking about relationships now?
>I have this problem when I'm in this 6 year old relationship but my gf doesn't grow up at all even though she's just 1 and a half year younger than me. She's such a stupid child who can't take responsabilities and I frankly don't see any future with her, but I can't break up with her because she's my best friend since I was 14.
>Not talking to her is just sad to me but being in a romantic relationship with her feels like being a fucking parent and I'm sick of it.

> Break up with her
> Hope she changes.
> Get back together.

no other choice. Or wait till you find a better women and leave her.

>>385515975
indie games are absolute shit though
i mean, the pixel art doesn't make the fucking game good

UNDERTALE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

>29
>Girlfriend of 3 years just broke up with me (mutually)
>full time job isn't what I was promised
>can't afford my own place because I live in the third most expensive city in the country and every city around it has ridiculous rent as well
I dunno what to do with myself.

Splatoon is kinda fun.

>>385516057
>Fuck off, I'm 24

Stopped reading there and hid the post.

>>385515858
You know your situation better than anyone else anon, but I can tell you that unless you don't manage to talk with her successfully about this you'll just get into more and more arguments until you break up in rage, which is never a good thing.

>>385515954
>At least try to make an effort.

Not interested. Don't care. I have no shame regarding that front.

And yeah, she's the worst company because she doesn't shut up complaining about things in her life. I've just tuned her out and it's tolerable at best.

>>385515982
Well, I'm Jealous of your outlook.

>>385515638
I don't disagree with you objectively, BUT, if you listen to yourself through the ears of someone younger that's newly experiencing life, you sound like a sour grandpa already.

>>385515890
You don't have to like it all, good news, but do show interest in some of it. Marvel movies and Kendrick Lamar are the easiest/lowest investments of time with good social returns.

>>385514531
You don't realize you are here forever, I pity you

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>>385515867
>Hobbies and Love requires money, yes, but Hobbies and Love gives you just shallow feel of happines, so why you have to chase for money? To feel something you know is just illusion? A 2 seconds of pride that give you nothing?

You gotta upgrade your thinking real fast. The optimal set up is

>Past Anon: Always fucking Future Anon because Future Anon can deal with it
>Present Anon: Having a blast
>Future Anon: Cursing past Anon for fucking him over. Deals with the endless stream of bullshit Past Anon gave him while setting up Present Anon with shit to do

this is what people actually mean when they say challenge yourself

>>385516112
>Or wait till you find a better women and leave her.
kinda really want to do this to be honest

>>385515649

I lived and worked in Japan when I was 27. I couldn't make it with a Japanese woman either. I'm also pretty decent looking guy.

Some people are just unlucky I think. Those that disagree or probably too scared of the fact that chance does play a part in their existence. Sometimes you just have to be in the right place at the right time, it's not always "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and you'll succeed".

I'll be 25 in 2 months.

I'm trial posting here.

>>385516068
Then talk to her. Let her know how you feel, that you want to have a long lasting relationship with her, but you can't go that next step with her until she starts to act her age. If she dumps your ass it'll hurt, but at least it's better than what you're in now. And if she's smart enough to take it to heart, then all the better.

But if she DOES dump you, don't take her back no matter how she asks until she has demonstrated clear personal growth. Otherwise she won't ever take anything you say or demand seriously ever again.

>>385516131
for a 38 year old you sound 20 years younger
that's not a compliment

26 F. I was playing Persona 5, then started playing Dragon's Crown on the Vita because I bought it three or four years ago and never got around to playing it. I visited Japan last week and played Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon on the plane. I'm not playing much on PC because I'm living abroad (China) and only have a laptop.

>>385516323
guess I have no real option than to do this
wish me luck and give me courage, guys

>>385516051
It is what it is man, honestly it isn't that hard to make fucktons of money as a programmer. The actual point is that for everything that I got I'm still here after 10+ years and the one thing I want from here is getting harder and harder to find.

>>385515982
Man, I hate beta fags who go on and on about "love is dumb because I'm a fuck up and I can't accept the truth so I project on to others"

But your posts sounds empty as fuck. It's getting into real levels of MMO tier grinding so that you can get stuff to help you grind better" with no real end in sight.

>>385512401
I'm already getting my Masters at the age of 21
Maybe I'm not physically old, but I do sure feel like I'm 25+ when everyone around me is.
Just some phone games, CSGO, my computer is too trash for BattleGrounds but I wanna play it

>>385515648
I'm pretty certain that's illegal.

>>385513549
mah man
been playing it for days it's just sad no one will care about it just like battleborn in the end and it will die
MOBAs are starting to look like MMORPGs and no one can survive until "WoW" (dota/LoL) is dead, sadly.

>>385516539
workplace protections don't exist in the USA

Gonna be 27 in a couple of weeks
I miss being 21

>>385515648
Don't you mean 24/48?
Work for 24 hours, free for 48?

>>385515863
Here's your personality test results: You're timid.

Get yourself a thick chick who will take charge, because you clearly don't have the balls yourself.

>>385516407
>living abroad (China)

Aren't you breaking the moral decancy laws by posting on 4chan? also why would you willingly live in china unless by china you mean hong kong and are alo fucking loaded rich.

>>385516272
Her thighs are too thick

32, and I've been playing Splatoon 2. Shit's fun, and after spending forty+ hours a week at a blue collar job that's all I care about.

30 here thinking of playing friday13th, doom maybe hitman.

>being old = not knowing about current popular things

30 here, never cared a single shit about mainstream turds, and I don't feel or act old at all. I still watch anime, fap to hentai, listen to loud metal, play wargames and videogames, go to conventions and concerts, and still work and earn enough money to pay a rent, car and all my nerd hobbies, go out with friends and even sometimes fuck women.

Get your heads out of your asses.

>>385516486
>CSGO, my computer is too trash for BattleGrounds but I wanna play it

Holy shit, go away normie lol

>>385516453
Just don't play hardball - talk about all the things you love about her and how well y'all get along.

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32 years here.
Playing Overwatch, Dirty Bomb. PUBG,and Rainbow Six Seige.
For single player, I still go back and play the STALKER games, the Metro games, Blood Dragon, and am currently working on a completionist run of Shadow Warrior 2013.
I wish there were more 40k games that didn't suck :C
Might be picking up a WiiU to get Bayo 2 (WAY behind the times with consoles), unless I can somehow play it on Switch. Then I'd get it for that and Splatoon 2. Looks fun.
Also, I do all of this in between working a job from midnight to noon that keeps the bills paid and my health insurance going.

>>385516747
>betraying your 2D waifu for 3D women
disgusting

>>385513756
>bullshit
Not really
>expensive
It can be sometimes, I'll give you that
>very stressful
This one is absolutely true and if you disagree then congratulations, you are in the minority

>>385516660
I'm on a SFW board, so of course not. And I'm not 100% living here willingly. As part of my masters degree, we were required to teach in China for a year (International Studies with a focus on business), probably because my University had a deal with schools here to get visas for us. After the year was up, I hadn't found any jobs in my field so decided to stay longer, plus you make a TON of fucking money tutoring rich kids (like, $50 an hour for one-on-one, $100-$150 an hour for a small group), so I decided to save money for a little while before going back home.

>>385516704
Slightly, but the face and the hair are the real culprits, here.

>>385516194
>Well, I'm Jealous of your outlook.

Don't be jealous. I'm struggling with recruitment and all the corporate BS especially because of my prior work experience. I found a really awesome women but she refused to go out with me and instead chose to be an isntragram whore. I got problems too. But I'm going to do my best because I have no other option.

>>385516770
Eat my balls
I can play whatever I want
I'm not gonna talk about my Nintendo games on the internet

>>385516453
You can do it, friend. But don't go in on the negative. Tell her all the things you love about her, hell open up with that AND end with that. You love this woman, so treat this subject softly and with all the seriousness it deserves. Because you do love her, and you have considered being with her for life. But if she does explode, don't take any insults or degradations she says too literal.

Although, if she DOES start in on annoyances she has against you, don't shout back. Consider her words seriously and determine if what she says has merit or not. Because there WILL be things she'll find annoying about you as well. Human nature and all that.

>>385513495
Bro that game sucks they hide all the good content like handguns and ER visits behind a paywall

>>385516637

No, I mean literally working for 48 hours straight. This was a one-time thing, and they made him do it. Granted he and his co-workers took turns taking cat naps, eating meals, etc. But he still had to stay there for 48 hours and work.

Some companies are real shitty. And get away with a lot of crap

>>385512401
VN NAME NOW

>>385514087
>In Victorian times, a twenty-year-old was still an adolescent and a thirty-year-old still a youth.

Sounds like bullshit, back then people barely lived to 50.

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>>385515863
Are you me? I turn 30 in a few days and that's basically how I interact with anyone. Even if I want to talk to someone and I see an otherwise good chance, if they're doing anything I don't want to interrupt.

>>385517202
Did your friend ever go by CatBert online?

>>385516704
A LOT of that thickness is due to how she's sitting, too.

>>385516480
>But your posts sounds empty as fuck. It's getting into real levels of MMO tier grinding so that you can get stuff to help you grind better" with no real end in sight.

That's why MMOs were very popular and people get video game addiction. They stimulate the same part of the brain that control our natural reward drive.

And no I don't think my post sounds empty as fuck. That's your mentality. I learned how to give proper business presentations that get taken seriously by other people and enact change in the world. And then I helped other people that were struggling with public speaking to learn those same skills too. That's rewarding.

>>385515863
Who are you, Shinji Ikari?

I turn 25 on Monday.

What should I do in my last couple of days as a child?

>>385517312
Not if you take all the kids who died before 10 out of the average. And the lower class.

>>385514698
I have an older brother but he had a daughter. My family wants me to have a son. Jokes on them, I don't want kids at all. I'd get a vasectomy if I though I'd ever have sex.

>>385517480
Walk around in a diaper and scream really loudly when you shit and/or piss it.

>>385517480
masturbate in public

>>385517480
Lose your /v/irginity

>>385517480
You're not off your parent's insurance until 26 so do whatever.

>>385517495
This, child mortality was a big factor in the average life expectancy.

If you made it past that and didn't get wrecked in industrial accidents or succumbing to new world diseases, you could count on lasting a decent while.

>>385515863
>>385517327
Ah, y'all need to get in on some group activities. Do a wine and painting class, get on one of those group dating things (you'll at least have a story to tell), volunteering, travel, maybe even church/religion if you feel so inclined.

>>385517019
>skin this thin

you really are new here lol enjoy your normie games, normie lol

Turned 28 last week.
Currently playing nuCOM2, Darkest Dungeon, Yakuza 0 and Warframe, but it's more of an addiction that you can't rid of. Thingen about installing Sims 4 for sum trap action.

>>385512401
29 year old. Switch is awesome. Playing Splatoon 2 with friends that work in the same office building as me during lunch and after work.

>>385517572
Actually, that's a big part of the plan.

I just had my eyes examine, a physical done, and a root canal/crown put in. I have type one diabetes, too, so it's gonna suck in 365 days when my insurance runs out.

30 in a few days. Another New Vegas playthrough. My default character: guns, speech, high intelligence. About 50 hours in, doing Zion. Way overleveled and annihilating everything. Also more Isaac runs. Finally filled out his post-it by beating Ultra Greed on hard the other night.

>think about how I'm 24 and still not employed because I'm too fucking picky about what I want to do
>feel bad
>then think about my cousin who's fat, balding, has two kids, no college education
>and is younger than me
>realize I have none of that, and also no debt

I guess I just feel dissatisfied that I haven't done anything that I'm too proud of yet.

My goal is to make a game before I turn 25

>>385517572
> tfw you lost parents insurance at 21
> currently 26
> Awful coughing fits that persist throughout the day and wake me up at night
> Been going for months
> It's getting worse now
> Thick as fuck phlegm
I'm just waiting for deaths sweet embrace

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Playing Guilty Gear, its still cool as fuck
>tfw you're older than one of your favorite franchises

>>385517713
I've started a new run in New Vegas at least four times. I love it, until I get to Vegas itself and then I just... fizzle out. Every time, I get through the gates and then never pick it up again.

What should I do?

im 21 and you can't make me not post in here!!!!

>>385517585
I live in the rural south. Those things don't exist here. Also if I'm bad enough at talking to people that I've never made a friend at work how would being thrust in a room of strangers help? I haven't asked somebody for their number in like 8 years. and now I don't know if I should ask for a number or snapchat or line or whatever's popular now

>>385517880
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>>385517620
>le new xdd
I bet you don't even have 1 Amiibo, baka

27, trying my best not to fall down from Profreshional rank in Splatoon 2 Salmon Run

29 and been here since '06
Mostly due to the fact people knew what the fuck Godhand was and appreciated it.
Somehow I was the one that started the idea that Kirby is a complete monster and a dick in his games after making a joke thread and people rolled with that, which is literally my favorite series ironically.

I do kind of love the fact that the older posters here tend to say they're playing something from Nintendo

>>385517905
I live in the rural south as well. It's true - fun group stuff is rare, but try an app like Meetup or whatever it's called.

I recently joined a DnD group out here in the sticks, a single guys basketball group, and a gun range group.

It's fun. Try it.

>>385517443
>That's your mentality.

Okay, i'll stop shit posting and say you are right. I'm married And i'm happy because i get to clean the house and make sure my SO is happy. that surley sounds empty as fuck to others but i find it's all I really need in life. it just goes to show how hard it is to explane this kind of stuff to people without them having experinced it themselvs.

back to shit posting for me though, it's another one of the simple pleasures of life.

28
I've been playing some Splatoon 2 and Sims 4 along with mobage while at work. It's kind of a holding pattern until Senran Kagura and the next Neptunia games come out.

>Diagnosed with diabetes just last week
>pretty much just eating meat, cheese, and broccoli
>last relationship ended two years ago this week
>Going to travel to India on a business trip

>>385517865
The journey up to Vegas the way you're supposed to go on the first run through gets tiring after multiple playthroughs.

Say no to that, Fuck Primm, Fuck Novac, take the road out of Goodsprings to the north, and go to West Vegas early. It's a lot of fun to do the quests there starting out, and you don't end up overleveled for all the stuff around Vegas.

TL;DR just go straight to New Vegas and start fighting Fiends

>>385518008
26 here. Breath of the Wild and Mario Maker are my go-to's right now.

>>385518019
Type one or type two?

>>385517905
>rural south

Buy all of the guns
Prepare for the apocalypse
Build a castle out of hardware supplies and junk

You're in the middle of nowhere, who's going to stop you from doing whatever weird shit you want?

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>>385517327
>Even if I want to talk to someone and I see an otherwise good chance, if they're doing anything I don't want to interrupt.
25, nearing 26, but same. Even at work I hesitate to say "Good morning" to people if I see them working or talking with eachother, because it seems natural (to me) that interrupting someone while they're engaged would be rude and a waste of their time. I don't think this is neurotypical behaviour, worse I think people might be offended by me not offering pleasantries, but I don't have any basis for comparison and lord knows people only talk about this shit behind your back. I nearly got banned from a lab at uni because I was doing something wrong regarding wearing protective gear and no one felt like telling me.

>>385517479
Pretty much.

>>385516645
>>385517585
Can't stand alcohol, and I've no appreciation for art; I can't imagine having anything to say on a group dating thing, I can barely carry a conversation with family members let alone perfect strangers; I currently do volunteering but act as I've stated before; can't afford travel; am not religious.
My life feels like I'm playing Fallout with 0 CHA.

>>385518104
type 9s

30 married with kids doctor. Currently running through the newest batch of eroge and sundered.

>>385512401
>34

Fired up some mountain blade last night after my kid went to sleep. Felt good man.

>>385518031
Is it worth it to try the hardcore mode? Or is it just a frustrating tack-on to make the game artificially more difficult?

>>385518209
>haveing kids
>being a child dodctor
>playing pedophile games

what is you fucking issue?! you are disgusting man!