Has a game ever blown your mind before?

>>385507167
black squid makes my dick blow

>>385507167
Pearl is right you know

It's more of a syrup than Jam I'd say

>>385507167
Look at Pearl fucking shutting Marina down.

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>>385507167
Pearl is best girl you know

no one wants to be "just" mayo

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I always knew Marina was the stupid one. Team Pearl all the way

>>385507167
Who would actually pick mayo? That shit is disgusting.

Ketchup isn't great, but at least it's not mayo.

aren't jams cooked/boiled
its like calling all fish dishes sushi

>>385507518
isn't ketchup cooked too?

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>tfw I'm going camping on the weekend of the Splatfest

>>385507518
Tomato sauce/ketchup is cooked too?

>>385507167

Ghost Trick.

Fucking Ghost Trick.

>>385507518
ur a dumdum

>>385507518
Have you never made a sauce before?
Try cooking for yourself.

>>385507167
Why does it even matter if it's jam or not? The fuck is wrong with jam?

>>385507518
A Conserve is where you cook and reduce the fruit into a syrup, then spreading the syrup over layers of sugar until it condenses into something like a Jelly.

A Fruit Butter is where you cook and soften the fruit with heat, then sieve it with sugar, stirring very rapidly until it jellifies.

A North American Jam is not cooked and instead uses artificial Pectin to set and uses preservatives to stay 'fresh'. This is why American Jams taste signfiicantly different than Jams of everywhere else and have much more sugar - because the heating of the fruit in other varieties of Jam loses sugar when cooking but actually increases the taste of the fruit as this sugar is 'excess' while American Jams that are not heated instead do not lose their natural sugar which turns into more of a syrup with the pectin.

A regular jam is a pureed fruit which is then mixed over heat with sugar until it jellifies with it's natural pectin.

>>385507167
>millennials are so mentally ill, they are getting their minds blown by literal children's games

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>>385508023

>>385507940
Come up with that weak response on your own Marina?

>>385508023
The Little Prince is a children book too.

>>385508084
I'm merely asking why anybody would consider the association with jam pejorative. Miles better than the distilled fats mayo is if you ask me.

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>>385507942
Also, a fun fact.

In the UK, American Ketchup is called Red Sauce.

Ketchup here is actually made from Mushrooms and can be found as Mushroom Ketchup. If you ask for some Ketchup in a Restaurant or any shop, they'll assume you're asking for this.

>>385508316
is this sweet?

>>385508316
I'm starting to think UK doesn't really belong to this plane of existance.

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>>385507167
>ketchup is made of sugar and tomatoes
>mayo is either made of eggs or lemon
>both have a bit of vinegar
for me, it's the same so i can choose both
unless some waifu material is involved to choose

>>385508316
Please put your bowl of brown sludge away, UK. You know ketchup is tomato sauce you smarmy cunts.

>>385508316
why the fuck do bongs use adjectives for proper names it's like something a toddler would do

>>385507167
Mayo fags wrote this shit.

Mayo is literally just eggs and oil.

>>385508405
Tastes like Worcester Sauce but thicker.

One can give you salmonella, the other does not. Now you should be able to pick the right one.

Tomato is botanically a fruit, but treated as a vegetable culinarily.

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>>385507167
Tomatoes are not only fruit but they're also technically berries.

You know what aren't berries?
strawberries
raspberries
blackberries

Bananas, blueberries and melons are berries though.

Pearl is right, but fuck Pearl. I'm siding with Marina every time. What the hell was Nintendo thinking when they designed that gremlin when compared to that delicious brown.

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>>385507167
Cookie Monster did it before.

>>385508634
Pearl is a funny dork and you should pick the side you like more instead of the girl you absOLUTE DEGENERATE.

>>385508023
Don't be like that for too long and learn to be silly for a little. Even sticks in the mud can eventually achieve fossilization.

>>385507167
OK fine ketchup is jam, so fucking what you little gremlin? jam is still awesome, definitely better than fucking mayo

>>385508627
Why name them "____berries" if they aren't berries?

God damn it now I feel like a stupid black octopus for not knowing these things.

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>>385507167
>>385508316

Ketchup, or Catsup? Either way, not a jam. Not prepared the same way. Is more of a paste than a jam.

Fuck off mayo fags, ketchup is great on lots of things. Mayo is only good for sandwiches and the like.

>>385508080
Let's not even talk about how little jump to want to do to complete the game.
Lazy asses.

>>385508316
no they dont you liar
maybe in teh backwards north but in most places ketchup is like the heinz stuff

desu tho i do like mushroom ketchup with a nice pasty

As someone playing JP version I cannot understand why the fuck did they completely change Marina's personality.

She is super polite in JP.

>>385507167
What jams have vinegar as a primary ingredient?

>>385508729
Name eight hundred billion things ketchup is good on.

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>>385508539
>>385508316

What the fuck is wrong with the UK?

>>385508658
>Lobster are the mermaid of Scorpion
>cookie dough is the sushi of dessert
Woah, man, slow down. I am still picking up the pieces, there.

>>385508726
The definition of a berry is a fruit that has more than 1 seed or stone inside it.

Most fruit that have berry in thie name are technically known as droop sacks

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>mayo

>>385508316
What backwards part of the UK are you from? Everywhere I go it's called tomato sauce. And if you ask for ketchup, you'll get tomato sauce because it's unlikely people are asking for mushroom sauce. Heinz literally puts 'Ketchup' on the bottle of their tomato sauce. As do most brands.

The only reason anyone calls it red sauce is because it goes along with brown sauce.

>>385508778
Fries
Burgers
Mushrooms
Macaroni
The remains of Vince's slapchop related victim
Chicken
Onions
Chips...

I don't like ketchup, but mayo is fucking disgusting.

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>>385508316
>If you ask for some Ketchup in a Restaurant or any shop, they'll assume you're asking for this.

Why would you lie when there are obviously going to be Brtibongs on here that will call you out on this?

>>385508316
What backwards part of the UK are you from? Everywhere I go it's called tomato sauce. And if you ask for ketchup, you'll get tomato sauce because it's unlikely people are asking for mushroom sauce. Heinz literally puts 'Ketchup' on the bottle of their tomato sauce. As do most brands.

The only reason anyone calls it red sauce is because it goes along with brown sauce.

>>385508741
>maybe in teh backwards north
Maybe in Cumbria - people in the north-east don't call it that either. Stupid southern poofter.

>>385508778
dis diq

>>385508754
Speaking of Japan, what are they doing for their splatfest?

>>385507167
I don't really like either of them, so I'll just go with Pearl.

>>385508778
Ketchup can be used on literally everything except what already has a sauce of its own.

>>385508316
>In the UK, American Ketchup is called Red Sauce.
No it isn't

>>385508897
>Macaroni
>Mushrooms
>Onions
>chicken
Definitely no to the first and the rest is only if it's fried. It's less that ketchup goes with chicken and more that it goes with the fried batter around it.
And even then gravy is way better for those things, some options like fried mushrooms sound awful with ketchup.

>>385508945
Same thing

>>385508969
Where does this meme come from?
Ketchup is basically only good on low quality hot dogs, hamburgers, fries and a handful of other fried food.
Mayo is good with almost everything.

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>>385507167
>Like Pearl more
>hate Mayo
>mfw
I knew I was going to have to side with Marina for a Splatfest or two, just didn't expect it to be so soon. Granted Ketchup v Mayo seems a lot more balanced than cake v ice cream.

>>385508849
Lobsters are scorpions with a "fishy" tail, cookie dough is a uncooked cookie just like sushi is uncooked fish.

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>>385508945
Same thing.

>>385509113
Should have just gone with JP's Pop v Rock.

Much better than either Mayo v Ketchup or Cake v Ice Cream.

>>385509085

You don't put mayo in your steaks.

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>>385509271
you don't put ketchup on steak either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO2r4MN0O0

>Americans call chips "french fries"
the fuck?

>>385509234
Nobody with a brain would pick Pop over Rock though.

>>385507578
Same what the fuck.

>>385509365
Chips are the thing you eat from inside plastic bags.
French fries are the things you get from one of many fast food places.

>>385509365
>Americans call a rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty a "gun"
bloody hell m8

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>>385508658
Ho-lee Shieeeet

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Does mustard not exist in certain countries or is this some ploy by the Egg conglomerate to advertise their awful byproduct?

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>>385508627
oh so that's where this came from

>>385508627
Pumpkins are also berries.

>>385509626
Pumpkins are terrible

>>385509692
You are terrible.

>>385508912
I'm Cumbrian, ketchup is tomato sauce. I have no idea what that brown slurry is.

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>>385508080
>clongus bulgo

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>i like mayonnaise and hate ketchup
>But i hate pearl and like marina
Wat to do?

>>385509539
Kids don't eat mustard dumdum.

I don't even understand this. Ketchup vs mayo? The fuck kind of competition is that when the classic matchup is ketchup vs mustard

>>385509868
Be the better man. Pick mayo.

>>385508658
I never knew Cookie Monster was so deep

>>385509868
The actual idol should only be considered when you're unsure on what to pick.

>>385509868
i don't know, i like ketchup and mayo, the only option i have is to pick based on character

>>385509539
Mustard changes significantly from country to country. Germany has a very different consistancy to America, Japan has a spicy mustard base with powder instead of seeds, France usually uses a mix of grains and is a thicker mustard with more vinegar, Finland has a darker spicy mustard, India's is just fucking odd.

Mayo is the same everywhere other than Japan where japanese mayo is no water and eggs and vegetable oil mixed with rice vinegar, everywhere else imports american mayo that is made from vegetable oil, eggs, salt, sugar and a distilled vinegar mixed with water.

>>385508316
>>385508741
>>385508912
Lancashire here, we call it ketchup/tomato sauce

>>385508023
Reminder that if you're 37 or under you're either a millennial or gen z.

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>>385508658
OH SHIT

>>385507407
>>385507456
This is so goddamn cute I thinkl I'm going to have to lie down an contemplate life for a moment.

>>385508080

FUCKING MILLENNIALS

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>>385510149
gremlin is for bully, not cute

>>385508421
UK and US are clearly parallel universe versions of each other, but if they're both in the same world, how do you tell which is the real one?

>Splatoon threads aren't that active
Either you guys are all playing or this game isn't as popular as I thought it was.

>>385510920
5 head ruined it. Old threads used to be nothing but Callie vs Marie wars.

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>During the test splatfest nintendo says their employees were a 24:76 split
>conveniently the final results are the exact same
So is this one gonna be rigged too?

>>385510920
It's the former, though people would never believe that because it's not funny.

>>385510920
You're an idiot

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>>385508316
Do you live in an inaccessible part of Scotland or something?

>tfw any time the thing you like is on Pearl's side you know you'll get an enjoyable splatfest where all your battles get to be against the enemy team and there's no infighting

>>385510019
wait japanese mayo is different? is that why they do shit like put it on pizza and other things that would never be paired together in america?

>>385508080
>pay for a game
>cheat so you have less game to play

i dont get it, its like getting a movie and skipping the first hour

Just started playing Splatoon and arrived at Inkopolis.
The fuck do I do now?

>>385511252
That's exactly my take on the people that used the ticket exploit.

>>385510986
Whether is 98-2 or 51-49 the points you get are the fucking same, why does it matter?

>>385511297
Play the game?

The final Splatfest will be Pearl vs Marina, only with Pearl's choice being Marina and Marina's choice being Pearl

>>385508080
An A press is an a press, you can`t say it`s half

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>>385511407

>>385511323
Except having all the weapons available faster doesn't automatically mean you'll just use the same over and over, especially considering the later ones are quite niche and much harder to use than the ones you start with.

>>385511325
The fact that they used fake numbers for popularity calls into question the legitimacy of the other results, obviously.

If they tallied everything up why would there be any need to use obviously fake results for the popularity to begin with? Everyone knows cake was more popular, but they should still actually count things properly.

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>>385511407
I love this "friends" theme much more than "sisters".

>>385511363
Yes, but should I be doing the singleplayer missions with the squid lady with the yukata and parasol, or should I be doing the basic arena game in the tower? The game seems to have some RPG-like progression systems with regards to acquiring weapons and gear, and I don't want to get my shit stomped by stumbling dickfirst into the online mode without any upgrades or anything.

>>385511582
Just play the fucking game holy shit.

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>>385511569
>Everyone knows cake was more popular

>>385511325
>>385511569
>Everyone knows cake was more popular
Typo, I meant ice cream.

>>385511205

Look for Kewpie Mayo at your local asian food store and prepare to have your tastebuds blown away by its deliciousness.

>>385511407
>Marina wins be a landslide
>Pearl takes it uncharacteristically well
>Marina can't take being best girl and disappears
>Splatoon 3 reveals she went home but was sent to prison for being a traitor
>The hypno tech used by octarians has now become mass produced
>Everyone is enslaved
>Play as Marie in single player to save the day.

Ketchup is called Tomato Sauce in Australia. I went to the US once and asked for Tomato Sauce at subway and they had no fucking clue what I was talking about. I looked so stupid.

I like Mayo better than Tomato Sauce/Ketchup anyway, so I'm going to be going with that for the splatfest.

>inb4 whatever side Marina is on is the side that will always win because no one likes Pearl

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>>385511728
>Play as Marie in single player to save the day.
Woops, typo, meant Callie ofc.

>>385511569
What advantage could the evil Nintendo council possibly have from rigging the results of poll in a children game?

>>385511754
>Putting Ketchup in a Sub

nani

>>385511582
There is nothing in the single player that causes large differences in the online, just do what you want man.
>>385511783
Callie is the final boss for real this time because she was dumb enough to put the glasses back on again.

>>385511807
And why would they make it so obvious?

>>385511879
she already does that if you go back to refight the final boss

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>>385511879
I think you mean "Callie doesn't wear shades at all because she just loves OctoCock that much and the only way to beat her is to remind her of how a Squid gets frisky"

>>385511783
>Callie
Who gives a shit about Marie's accessory?

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>>385511407
The final splatfest will be off the hook vs the squid sisters

>>385511942
Exactly.

>>385509450
Those are called crisps in the plastic back you uncultured neanderthal.

>>385507293
>he puts vinegar in jam
retard

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Guys, is molten butter a sauce?

If not wouldn't that make tomato sauce just molten tomatoes?

>>385512042
>Crisps
What the fuck

>>385512063
Isn't everything just protons, neutrons and electrons?

Doesn't that mean everything is the same?

>>385511810

OMAE WA MO, SHINDEIRU

Italian herbs & Cheese
Salami
Bacon
Lettuce
Cucumber
Capsicum
Tomato Sauce
Pepper

Try it you fucking blep.

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>>385507167

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>>385511984

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>putting your ketchup in the fridge

>>385509334
Trump does.

>>385512227
I don't know if Ketchup is less sweet in Australia but literally any other sauce sound better.

>>385512278
I bet you don't put bread in the fridge either.

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>>385512278
>putting your ketchup in the sink

>>385510986
Don't forget that the result was announced on intenational icecream day.

Ketchup is fucking disgusting.
What? Marina prefers Ketchup?
WTF I love Ketchup now

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>>385512294
Now we just need a motivated anon to edit the picture.

>>385508316
No they fucking won't
I have no idea where you're from but I'm in East Sussex
People do call it red sauce but if you asked for Ketchup in anywhere they would give you red sauce.

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>>385511984
The final Splatfest will be a special 4 way Splatfest between Callie, Marie, Pearl and Marina

>>385512296
Tomato Sauce is kinda bitter I have no clue wtf you're talking about

>>385511926
Because, assuming the popularity poll was indeed rigged, ice cream would have won either way.

>>385512294
>American
>cuisine
He's a Burger with German roots, so it's no surprise he has no taste.

I don't have a Switch
I don't want a Switch
Splatfests look fun though and I wish I could play them

>>385508316
>The people who don't call soccer soccer don't call ketchup ketchup
Why am i not surprised?

>>385512570
To be fair, you don't use your foot much in NFL football

>>385507167
Mayo is clearly superior, but the white squid looks like shit

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>Hating mayo
Yeah....don't do this.

>>385508984
Actually it is, although it's also called ketchup and tomato sauce.

>>385512748
American Mayo is different from the rest of the world anon.

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>>385508316
>In the UK, Brown Sauce is called Houses of Parliament Sauce
>But in the US, Mayo ISN'T called White House Sauce

This is a pathetic attempt at trying hard to be funny, but of course you Nintentoddlers will think it is hilarious.

Also, that photo of Reggie holding an ice cream and that woman holding a cake is cringe and sad as fuck.

Wonder how many Nintendo employees have suicided.

>>385513101
None because they're not drama queens like you.

>>385513047
That's 'cause HP makes it you retard

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I feel like having fries now.

>>385513185
my god

>tfw don't like either

>>385513241
FUCK OFF

>>385513151
>The original recipe for HP Sauce was invented and developed by Frederick Gibson Garton, a grocer from Nottingham.[5] He registered the name H.P. Sauce in 1895. Garton called the sauce HP because he had heard that a restaurant in the Houses of Parliament had begun serving it.

>Pearlfags be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A2VDVC4-nM

>>385513185
delicious
put some oregano on it

only niggers and amerifats are triggered by this

>>385513138

Shouldn't you be playing Miitopia or Mario or something kid?

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Hold on guys, I've got this!

>>385513386
It doesn't even taste half bad.

>>385513386
Nessnessnessnessnessnessness

>>385513386
Canes sauce?

>>385507578
>bring switch in protective casing
>bring an external battery with USB C
>use phone as hotspot
>???
>profit

>>385513386
its kethuness you dingus

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>>385512309

>Bread in fridge

Hows the squelcher dualies?

Why is it Ice Cream vs Cake?

Why can't we have Ice cream and cake?

>>385513386
NEVER CROSS THE FUCKING BEAMS

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A bit of mayo with some pepper is my favorite sandwich addition, Catsup is pretty disgusting.

I only eat sandwiches and salads because I can't cook worth a shit.

>>385508634
I hope you die
Choose what you like, asshole

>>385513619
Because your average Nintentoddler believes preferring something automatically implies that's all you're ever going to eat.

>>385513689
Don't worry anon, neither can your fellow Burgers.

>>385513689
But a good sandwich is art, my friend.

Can we stop this smarmy faggot "akshually tomato is a fruit!" meme? We all get it. But no one cares because human beings consider it a vegetable for culinary purposes. Take a moment to consider that there exists no consistent, naturally occurring group of plants scientifically considered to be "vegetables." That's because we literally made the word up so we would know which foods tasted good together.

Fuck Splatoon.

>>385508316
how do i order this without a a terrorist blowing up the restaurant i'm in?

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>>385509334
are you challenging me!?

>>385513386
Don't you need cognac for that too?

Tartar sauce >>> All

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>>385514073

>Tarter Sauce

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>>385511572
I'm not an English speaker... how do you differentiate "cucked" from "cooked" in pronunciation???

>not slathering all your food up in horse radish

>>385514206
Cuck would be pronounced with the same uh sound as fuck.

Cook would be pronounced with the same sound as book.

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>>385507578
>bring your Switch
>tether it to your phone
Problem solved,

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>>385513462
underrated

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>>385513542
I'M SO SORRY DADDY-O!

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>>385514345
thank you my man

>>385508912
Birmingham here, when we're not raising terrorists we call it red sauce/tomato sauce/tomato ketchup

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>>385513462

>>385512063
No, the tomatoes are pureed, not melted.

>>385512906

how so?

>>385514345
What? Is that really how you pronounce "cuck"?

>>385508316
I am from the UK and I have NEVER heard of this. Stop talking shit.

>>385512906
Actually American mayo is what most people around the world consider mayo. Japanese mayo is different, but it still tastes like mayo.

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>>385513185
Jesus fuck, that's gross. Might as well eat it from the fucking jar.

>>385515385
Yes. It is wierd considering it comes from cuckoo.

>>385514206
>>385515385
now I'm curious, how have you ESLs been pronouncing it this whole time? like cook?

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>>385515823
>pronounces cuckoo "koo-koo"
Seriously?

>>385516208
Yeah, that's what I've been doing this whole time. I mean, it's not like I've ever actually talked in English, but that's the pronounciation that figured in my mind.

>>385516232
>\ˈkü-(ˌ)kü, ˈku̇-\
that's how it's pronounced, yes

>>385516232
What, you're confused by people calling them the correct way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mb0GOITRUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTY26k0CA0I

>>385507578
>>385509383
>going camping
You deserve it. Camping sucks!

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>>385515823
But it's not, it's from "cuckold"

>>385516232
Do you even realize their name is based on the sound they make?

>>385516756
And where do you think cuckold comes from, genius?

>>385516756
But cuckold derives from cuckoo.

>>385516756
subtle

>>385515585
kengan asura is so fucking good

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>>385511572
Is she Boo?

>>385508316
UKfag here this isn't true really

People have said red sauce to me and I ask to ask what the fuck they meant, I think it's common in some cities.

I just say tomato sauce

>>385507167
I don't are about retarded cooking semantics, but that dark squid is hot as fuck.

>>385507167
Why the fuck are there two text boxes at the same time holy fucking shit. That is so fucking stupid

>Pearl is a fucking retard

because it's not like there are fruit based sauces or anything

>>385517987
Have you never read a comic book? Also in the game they come one after another as they're said.

>>385508897
Americans are a blight on this earth.

>>385508778
Name 19 food, 2 movies, and 6 games that are good with mayonnaise.

>>385508897
>Burger spotted

It's weird that they pair the unpopular food with the unpopular girl. Wouldn't it be better to do it the other way around?

>>385508897

Slapchops are like ten years old man.

That victim is decomposed by now.

>>385518927
You mean "the greatest people and the greatest nation from which all virtue is derived" of course.

>>385508430
>made is either eggs or lemon
>both have a bit of vinegar
Except this is wrong. Mayo is an emulsion of eggs and oil, with a touch of either lemon juice or vinegar.

>>385513340
I'm american and the only thing that did is make me hungry

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>tfw hate mayo
>it doesn't make me gag or anything per se, but when I ingest it, it's really gross for some reason, I get a little sick, and my throat feels rough
>on the other hand, I absolutely love Miracle Whip and I like to use it in all of my sandwiches
Does it count? Can I still side with best squid, Pearl, or must my taste be rejected?

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I'm not a fan of mayo but pic related I wanna even it up for pearl

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>>385521095
To be fair, that might just be a straight-up ice cream bias as opposed to a Marina one. We should at least give it this and the next Splatfest to see if one girl keeps winning over the other. Hang in there, Pearlrade.

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>>385507167

Mayo is clearly better.
You can do a ton of shit with mayo and use it as a base for many things. It's the best thing you can put on fries.

Ketchup is for tendie eating nuggie kidz.

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>>385521748
>see Nix v. Hedden
My nigga. Isn't this that Duwang-subbed version of Log Horizon?

>>385521095

>WAHHHHH, WHY ARENT PEOPLE SUPPORTING MY UGLY SNAGGLETOOTHED GREMLIN.

Pearl fans need to be gassed

>>385521095
>big tiddy monster
What? Is there a 3rd girl that I'm unaware of?

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>>385522043
>Pearl fans need to be gassed
>fans of the white squid need to be gassed

>>385522157
People who don't realize Marina is a Caucasian squid with an dark spray tan are the ones who deserve to be gassed the most.

>>385521095
> Marina
> Big tits

>>385512278
I can at least understand why people would, since it says on the bottle to refrigerate after opening.
But seriously who the fuck likes cold ketchup?

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>>385522314

Who /aioli/ here

>>385508741
>>385508316
This is such fucking bullshit, everybody in the UK calls it ketchup/Tomato Sauce.

>>385508907
Because a lot of people will read it and not check the facts because they are retarded. Also for the (you)s.

Splatfest could be improved by including a third option where you'd fight for ketchup aioli and get to bang both girls.

I swear they better not combine the European results with the American results again.
Fuck that wholesale. America has more players and they'd basically decide the outcome each and every time almost regardless of however the European results end up.

>>385522043
>>385522314
people that doesn't accept both pearl and marina should be gassed

>>385508316
The fuck? I've lived in England and that shit ain't true.

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>>385507167
WHITE INK!?

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>>385508316
The UK is worse than Sweden now. It's a fucking backwards country that requires you to pay to own a t.v. and porn ID checks are required in 2018.
Also you get shit like THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBEEHfYU1ck

>>385513386
Salsa golf?

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In Japan they have delicious mayo in big soft plastic squeeze bottles, an elegant condiment for a more civilized age. Their ketchup is shit tier though.

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>>385509140
>Same thing.
Mayo vs Ketchup kind of makes sense for Japan. Their Mayo and Mayo industry is different.

But for the rest of the world I have a hard time imagining Ketchup not winning by a landslide.

>>385524239
AYO HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIIIEEEET?

>>385513523
Want some laggy ass motherfucker on your team, no.

>>385513386
Welcome to the "special sauce" found in most fast food places.

>>385524239
So Romans were niggers according to that?

>>385524239
The UK is basically "Aids: The Country" now.

>>385508316
>all the americans falling for this

It's ketchup/tomato sauce/red sauce, you get to pick here

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>>385524239
>requires you to pay to own a t.v

>>385524920
They extort money from you for a TV License to pay their fake BBC celebs.

Real question is: Ranch or Buffalo sauce or both?

>>385524239
ITT: people who know nothing about the UK talk about the UK.

>>385524989
Or you could just not watch TV and not pay it?
Don't Americans pay like $100 a month for Cable?

>>385525242
buffalo, clearly

>>385525242
ranch, clearly

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>>385525242
ranch you swine

>>385507518
would you fucking call pizza sauce jam too

>>385508726
they named them before we updated our definitions of berries, fruits, and veggies and there name was how everyone knew them so they couldnt just up and change the name of a strawberry

>>385525828
Pizza should be called a jam sandwich.

>>385508765
vinegar jam

>>385507167
No, but I've blown a load onto a game once.

>>385526000
It's a jam and cheese pie thank you very much.

>>385525374
You get bailiffs up your arse and trying to break in and they will try claim anything with a screen as a "tv"

I fucking hate this country

>>385526174
no you don't. I haven't had a TV licence for over a decade, I've had them come round once, knock politely, check my living room, go "ah yes I can see you haven't got it plugged in" then left.

You are allowed a TV, just don't watch the channels.

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>>385521997
Yes.

>>385526340
You are lucky, I keep getting them harassing me

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>a black character who hates mayo
How progressive.

>>385525242
Ranch for bread/salad, buffalo for all meat.

>>385525312
everything I said there is objective fact you retard

>>385524239
>thread about video games and condiments
>enter thread to talk about OMG UK SO KEKED

this is why people tell you to go back to /pol/

>>385524461
Japanese mayo is so different though

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>>385526720
>using a color skin to justify the hate towards mayo
just, take that (you) and get the fuck out, shitty attention whore...

>>385526340
This is like mafia behaviour. How is your country still working?

>>385526665
Yeah, I'm sure they've broken in.

>>385508316
I'm from the UK and I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

>>385527679
The mafia ask politely if you are taking a service without paying for it?

What TV can you watch without paying for it in the US by the way?

>>385526340
What if you have a TV plugged in because you only use it to play video games? Do they come into your house and ask you to turn your TV on to prove you're not watching it and if you don't comply they break your legs and kill your dog?

Are there any pure blooded Brits in this thread? Or just foreigners and immigrants talking about shit?

>>385525374
>$100 a month for cable

Jesus, not that I've ever heard of. Maybe the "have ten trillion channels and all these movie channels too" deals, but otherwise it might get up to 100 bucks if you've got phone, internet, and cable all in some bundle.

>>385526720
Marina isn't black though, she's a Caucasian princess squid.

She just goes to the tanning salon a lot.

>>385507293
Tomatoes aren't fruits that is just something people that don't know what fruits are keep saying

>>385528067
asian*

>>385527892
Not American
But I don't have people coming to my house making sure everything is in order. I'm reminded of those scenes in movies where the owner and the dude inspecting pretend to be all pleasant but the owner is actually scared shitless.

How does Marina always have the terrible-looking face in every screenshot when Pearl is a fucking gremlin

>>385528171
they are fruits. They are legally taxed as vegetables

>>385527935
When I said plugged in I meant plugged in to the signal aerial. You can do whatever you want with your TV.

>>385527985
I don't know what would be more depressing, believing any of these retards are actually British, or believing people are sad enough to go on the internet and pretend to be something just to make themselves feel better about their shitty countries.

>>385528057
http://fortune.com/2016/09/23/average-cable-tv-bill/
This is where I got the number from, feel free to correct it, I don't know enough about the US to dispute it. What channels do you get for free in the US?

>>385528171
It's botanically and biologically a fruit. I'm sorry if facts hurt your feelings

>>385528067
>>385528281
>asian
>caucasian
>squid
Hearing /pol/ talk about Splatoon is cringe inducing. It's so obvious that you fags never touched the game and are simply drawn in by a black octoling.

>>385528481
>What channels do you get for free in the US
news channels and such.

>>385508658
Cookie-Monster is wise

>>385509334
if you can put a compound butter on your steak, why can't you put a little bit of ketchup on your steak? one is classier than the other?

>>385528353
They literally have no power without your co-operation, you don't even have to let them through the door.

>>385528623
So basically you don't get any television unless you pay for it? How much do you pay for it?

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daily reminder that tomatoes are simultaneously fruits and vegetables, because one is a botanical categorization and the other is a culinary one.

knowledge is knowing tomatoes are fruits
wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.

>>385528749
So what's the point then?

>>385528991
The point in what?

>>385528816
You get the local version of the main stations (ABC, CSB, ect) and PBS, which is essentially our BBC. Outside of that, though, you have to pay. The prices vary on the channels, with shit like HBO and Showtime being premium. My fiance and I pay around $90 a month, but that price includes a 100MB internet plan and the rental fees for the internet gateway and the cable box.

Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eAFQlF8yM

>>385513185
That better be gravy

>>385514206
It's Freudian slip up.
She meant to say cooked but she's really thinking about cuck

>>385529128
That's way more expensive than any TV in the UK.

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>>385528171
Fruits are defined as the seed bearing structure in a plant.
>tomatoes have seeds
Tomatoes are fruit by definition.

>>385528389
Fruits are the reproductive organs of trees, tomatoes don't grow on trees

>>385531243
So are pumpkins fruits?
Eggplants?

>>385530145

It's mayo. The proper mayo, not the shit Burgers eat.

>>385508897
Germany uses mayo for fries too you know.

>>385507167
tomato is a fruit?

>>385512227
>Capcicum

Jalepeño?

Tomato jam or not, im sticking with ketchup. Mayo is a fine condiment but ilol always ask for ketchup (or Barbey's honey garlic BBQ sauce like the ones from Friendly's)

>>385531243
And tell me, Why should i give a flying fuck? Ketchup is delicious. I don't care if it's "Wannabe Jam". What, exactly, is bad in this? Jam is not disgusting. Pearl has literally no substance to what she's saying. Who cares if it's Jam. The point is to say, who's the most delicious. Ketchup happens to be.

>>385531750
Botanically, yes, as are all peppers (including black pepper), squashes, gourds, olives, and corn.

>>385508778
humans
1 billion spiders

I'm gonna go with mayo, because mayo goes better with squid. Ketchup with squid sounds gross.

>>385521095
nobody is even arguing over the girls this time, its a condiment fight

also who the fuck likes mayo?

>>385507167
>The fucking argument in the stardew valley thread last night about tomato being a fruit.
>This thread now
> /v/ - Tomatoes

>>385528865
culinary terms are retarded, I could argue an apple is a vegetable

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>>385515585
gonna get a lot of use out of this image for a little while

>>385532740
>argument
>about tomato being a fruit
But it IS a fruit. There's nothing to argue.

>>385513185
Looks bland. Should have garlic and herbs.

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>>385523075

why didnt they just do Ketchup vs Mustard?

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Tomatos are fruits: fact

Marina is Caucasian: fact

You are a faggot: fact

>>385523075
the point of cold ketchup is to cool your hot as fuck fries

>>385531478
They are the reproductives of plants in general, not just trees.

Strawberries don't grow on trees, you know?

If it has seeds in it, it's a fruit.

>>385531478
Fruits are the ripened ovary of a flowering plant, which happens to include Tomato.

>>385533158
Marina bias

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>>385533176
NOT SO FAST COMMIE SCUM

>>385533301
Are you calling Wikipedia a bunch of Communists?

Oh wait you are right.