What does /v/ think of orcs in vidya?
i wish there were more
main chars in particular, have to play some junk like wow or oblivion to be an orcess
If they're playable they're always shit
no exception
Waifu fags must die in fire
>>385506746
I think if they all looked like that we wouldn't have an issue.
ORCS ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>385506746
>>385506825
>main chars in particular,
Not enough of them for sure.
Lizard girls are cuter.
>>385506746
I thought I was on /tg/ for a second.
>>385506746
Made for bullying desu
>>385506843
How is playing as an orc in an elder scrolls game worse than the other races?
I wish they were featured more in games, bulky orc women especially
>>385506746
What does /v/ think of goblins in vidya?
>>385507139
The only good gob is a dead gob desu
*sharpens gob sticker*
>>385507073
That's tragic. Where's rebound man when you need him.
>>385507139
Them and gnomes get me hard like nothing else.Which should I make to healslut I'm wow?
>>385507205
Female dorf
>>385507205
Fem gobbo priest.
Truly the choice of kings.
I want to fuck Gobbet on top of her garbage pile.
>>385507139
Male only, glorious singing voices, HATE DWARF, brings you down to their town.
>>385507205
definitely gnome
some of hottest little cuties in wow are gnome npcs
>ywn have a loving orc companion teaching you the ways of the world on your journeys
Why live?
>>385507243
I was considering this as well, but I'm definitely leaning towards the two I said right now.
>>385507292
Thanks, I'll get to work healing then~<3
orcs are slut
especially the men
>>385506746
Need more of them.
They exist only to be purged. I don't have anything against games that include them, but if there's an option to purge them, I typically go for it. Vile, disgusting, primitive species.
>tfw most games depict female orcs as awful looking pig-faced monsters, fat, or looking like trannies or some combination of the three above
>have to mod skyrim to make orc females look decent in the face department too
Fem orcs look best as tall musculsr green women with teeth that don't jut out near as much as the men. Like kind small fangs like in >>385507597 but a tad softer looking face.
That said male orcs looking butt-fucking pig faced ugly is pretty shit too. Or at least if you want to go ugly have both genders be ugly instead of half-and-half or both genders be considerably less-so
WoW orcs are the fucking worst, they're built like brick fucking shithouses with tree trunks for limbs and it looks retarded
>>385507314
If you could get her to shower she'd be the best waifufag in Shadowrun
>>385506746
If I ever found myself in a situation of power over a game, I'd make an orc the protagonist. It's a fucking awesome idea no one wants to create because "hurr players want to be the human character"
>>385507892
Hey, you can always shower after.
>>385507746
ZOG OFF YA 'UMIE 'FORE I TAKE YA TEEF
>>385507914
Of Orcs and Men had an Orc as the main character with a Goblin sidekick.
>https://pastebin.com/yksmVvvc
>ywn be a sex slave to a dominate femorc
Why contain it?
>>385507914
Thrall was to protag of the Warcraft universe for decades.
>>385508078
>You will never try to dominate a muscular femorc
>you will never have wrestle sex because neither side wants to back down
Endo me
>>385506825
fpbp
>>385508156
Well he needs to pick the mantle back up, dagnabbit.
I like the idea of Orcs being more than generic bad guys, but rarely have I seen it done well in execution.
>>385507874
WoW's artstyle makes everyone look like shit.
>>385508268
It's gotten too wrapped up in the problems coming from Wicked knockoffs and being generic good guy barbarian native stories. If they're anything other than a generic horde, the rest of the world is either turned into a bunch of shitters to balance it or they're turned into a bunch of boring dindu nothins.
Anyone got a cute but strong girl orc portrait to use for Baldur's Gate, I searched google while replaying the game and don't really like any of the options at all.
>>385508392
In game? Yeah.
In artwork? No.
I think they're cute!
Can we agree that Oblivion's orcs were the worst looking?
>>385508241
Not gonna happen because Metzen left.
>>385508542
When was the last time you saw a named character with pupils and irises in WoW?
>>385506746
I want to be dominated by her
I had this kind of fantasies about muscular orc females since I started playing Lineage 2 in mid school
>>385506746
Pretty good but inferior to lizardmen.
>>385507139
Pretty good but inferior to kobolds.
>>385507073
Yes.
>>385506945
Jesus Christ. What would you do if you're standing there as this dude is walking up to fuck your day into next week?
>see this guy walking toward me
>zero hope of besting him in single combat
>hope he's as much of a simpleton as most orc lore
>quote the "HELLO HANDSOME!" scene word for word from Young Frankenstein, hoping to basically flatter him into not killing me
>hope he buys it
>now have orc bodyguard
Pure CHR vs STR. Nothing. But. Net.
We need more orc protagonists.
>>385507939
There's only so much you can do after all that shit has worked hits way into your orfices. She's gotta shower beforehand
>>385508952
>You need to keep that charisma going for the rest of your life or be squished
>He only needs to smell bullshit once
Enjoy that stress.
>>385508980
yeah except ones that look like orcs and not recoloured humans
literally niggers
>>385509058
>>385508952
Kek, I don't know why I found this so funny
We need a comedy series with this premise
>>385509073
Why do japs always get that wrong?
>>385507874
>built like brick fucking shithouses with tree trunks for limbs and it looks retarded
>That said male orcs looking butt-fucking pig faced ugly is pretty shit too.
Aren't orcs pretty much supposed to basically be brutish looking musclebound monster people?
It's like complaining that games depict gnomes and dwarves as too short...
Find me a cuter orc please
I want to see her
>>385509208
asians have no creativity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHgu_fBlSjk
>>385508045
Never heard of this game until now... Is it any good? Worth a try?
>>385509229
probs not
>>385509229
Drop the waifu shit and go hard.
>>385509229
>>385508660
This.
They looked like fat Chinese clown babies.
Although not perfect, I think they did a better job in Skyrim though.
>>385508569
i think orcs are cute but that orc is fucking ugly
>>385509229
>>385509418
I find this legitimately sexy.
Would you a thicc orc?
>>385509229
Easy
>>385509314
No idea. I've only played Styx: Master of Shadows (a prequel stealth game featuring the aforementioned goblin) and I thought that was decent, so maybe?
>>385507116
STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE!
Every single time orcs or ES gets brought up this image keeps popping up, but nobody ever says which mods were used for this. So unless you're going to post which mods were used, fuck off. I'm so goddamn tired of the teasing.
I think morrowind had the best orc waifu story ever.
>>385509213
Not him, but it's the size of their heads in comparison to the rest of their bodies that make them look weird as fuck. WoW orcs have tiny heads, and the superthick armor WoW has on everyone makes it even worse.
Either go with muscular human proportions like Uruk-hai in the LotR movies, or go far enough in the other direction that they clearly don't have human proportions anymore, like >>385506945 or 40k orks. Sitting somewhere in the middle with tiny human-sized heads on a huge body just makes them look dumb.
>>385509576
This is just a human with slight teeth who's green...it needs to be more gritty.
>>385509576
>generic weebshit girl coated in green paint
>pink soles and shit
kill yourself
>>385507914
Humans are the worst protagonists in a game where you have a choice. It's like going to a fancy burger place and then ordering the lowest common denominator big mac which tastes like cardboard.
>hey anon which pizza you want?
>there's meat lover, something with fish like frutti di mare oh how about the ala carte?
>lol nah I'll take bolognese because my imagination died just like my soul when my dad raped me during my 5th birthday
lmao, pitiful
>>385509229
ME
I kinda like TES orcs.
>>385509662
Fucking hate this. The whole "just human but different color" needs to stop. TES is one of the worse offender of it with even the lizardmen being more humanoid.
>>385509698
I'm sure you with everyone else could see your REAL reflection in the mirror.
>>385509058
>>385509163
The adventures of Jimmy and Mazog gro Balrog
Episode 1
>10 minutes after befriending
>be sitting around campfire sharing mutton with ork
>"So, what do orcs do for fun?"
>"We'z loikes ta eat humies"
>"No, you don't do that anymore, remember?"
>"I don't."
>"Alright, I've got an idea for a new activity for you that we can do together"
>scene cuts to the two in the middle of a massive field of flowers
>ork standing in the middle of the field with shoulders slumped and a scowl on his face
>human frolicking in a circle around him
>"MAZOG BORED"
>donkey punches human in the back of the head
>lands face down in the flowers unconscious
>roll credits
>"orcess"
you are unworthy of orcs if you dare refer to them as that
>drawn a human woman
>give her muscles
>paint her green
>give her a pair small tusks
>"BREHS WHY ARE ORX SO SEXY, I WANNA FUCK AN ORC RIGHT NOW!!"
>>385509851
Fuck off retard
>>385509823
Okay I legit laughed, I want that.
>>385509608
Lad it doesn't matter. Odds are the game isn't even that enjoyable to play in that state. Going hard with loads of mods for the perfect screens typically make the game chug.
>>385506945
nigga look like a handsome swamp thing
>>385509894
I just know someone has made a version with the mouse getting fucked
>>385508952
Time stop, shapeshift into mindflayer, he dies in one bite.
>>385509812
What are you talking about? Skyrim has weird elf faces for the orcs and argonians look like velociraptors, not even close to the humans.
>>385509823
This needs to be a thing.
>>385509637
>'s the size of their heads in comparison to the rest of their bodies that make them look weird as fuck. WoW orcs have tiny heads, and the superthick armor WoW has on everyone makes it even worse.
Well, yeah, but isn't the point of designing a smaller head to imply diminished intelligence? I don't disagree that it looks strange, but I feel like it's better than representing them with human proportions because theyre supposed to be walking exaggerations of STR over INT and CHR
In my opinion I think 40k orks are the best representation of an enemy designed to be so brutish and idiotic. The Tolkien orks jusy strike me as weaklings, and the Uruk-hai are something else entirely as far as I'm concerned.
>>385509491
fuck you
>>385510106
40k orks are just hairless gorillas from a body shape point of view, rather than muscle-bound neanderthals a lot of other fiction goes for.
>>385510229
gah, 40k orcs just don't do it for me man.
>>385509851
This shit right here.
Fuck these threads. go have a good wank before shitting up /v/ with this trash.
>>385509983
I wanna FUCK that mouse
>>385509987
Well, argonians in Skyrim got tits. It definitely has nothing to do with providing fap material and everything to do with Bethesda being too damn lazy to make another set of armor meshes for female argonians alone.
>>385510106
Warcraft orcs aren't necessarily low intelligence though. The average orc speaks just fine without the URGGZOB TAKE MEAT type of caveman speech.
>>385510136
She also looks like she's 13teen or 14teen
>>385507314
very nice
>>385509851
This.
You fags need to stop doing this shit
>That one artist who draws detailed, muscular, bestial orcs raping young elven men
Forgit his name, pretty sure some of you know the one.
>>385510106
>Uruk-hai are something else entirely as far as I'm concerned.
They sure are...
>>385510662Post the Oglaf.
Are the doujinshi about how an Orc girl is living with a boring, average looking salaryman in the inner city?
Monster girls, dragons, aliens, angels and gods already do
>>385510662
woman have very little value if they arent attractive
>>385510705
Why are Bara nipples always this big and excessive. I could never understand that.
Why even make this thread? There are only two answers.
1) DEUS VULT KILL THE GREENSKINS
or
2) I wanna fuck that orc!
There is never anything productive in these.
>>385510801
this is the sad truth when it comes to games with a character creator and this place.
"people" here always want to play Barbie dress-up-Idol master and if the female doesn't look like a 16y/o Asian girl they have no interest in that.
>>385510229
did someone say 40k gorillas
>>385508078
MORE
>>385510853
It's a pre-fap phase. I've been in plenty unproductive threads to get my groove on.
>>385511090
some namefag on /aco/ posted it like a week ago
pretty sure there isn't more
>>385511175
damn
its pretty hot
>>385510801
What you consider of value is unimportant.
>>385511207
>tfw stopped writing that story
>tfw saw namefag in another thread writing monster porn
>>385509851
>Draw a human
>Give it muscles
>Paint it green
>Give it a pair of small tusks
This is literally what an orc is. I mean, I don't like how female versions of things tend to just be "sexy curvy woman with minor traits from ___" either, but that doesn't apply to Orcs unless they flat-out don't give them muscles/tusks/pointed ears/etc, because Orcs are literally just big green tusked guys. It's perfectly logical that the female version would have the same gender-based anatomical differences that humans have.
>BUT SHE'S TOO PRETTY TO BE AN ORC
Why does it fucking matter if she's ugly or not? As long as there's:
>High muscle mass (compared to human females)
>Tusks
>Pointed ears
>Differently-colored skin
It's an orc. There can be pretty-looking orcs, just like there are pretty looking humans just as often as there are ugly ones. Restricting a race to be one single, rigid body type, and never ever deviating from it, is just lazy.
>>385510960
That's an orangutan retard.
>>385510662
>>385510801
>>385510916
>>385511303
Still a gorilla
>>385511289
what do you mean?
you wrote that story?
>>385511472
i forgot the word he
dont judge me its like 5am
Is there any games that let's me romance a fem orc?
>>385510662
>>385509894
You're not very smart are you?They need to make money off of their game. This isn't a charity.
Plus women don't like playing as ugly women in general.
>girl orcs
absolutely disgusting
>>385511478
>those syrup tiddies
>>385511580
its alright
you are only human
too bad you're not a 6ft 11 inches female orc beating my head in right now
>>385511710
ok that got a chuckle out of me bless you anon
we all came here for the orc muscle dickgirls
so lets not waste anymore time
>>385511630
>muh money
>it's okay to have shitty character design if you want to make money
>>385511859
I actually came here for the furry derailing.
>>385511859
I came for the orc girls, not the dicks
>>385511859
i came for hairy stinky musky orc vaginas
>>385508078
Dick status:
MUH
>>385508205
>constant switch between S&M
Excellent taste
>>385511859
i came
>>385511630
Given the choice, most people create attractive characters to play as in games. The people who don't are usually the ME SO RANDUM XD types who make some weird technicolor Oblivion potato face.
>>385512394
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/85644/?
>>385507180
>Bayardwu
Mah niggah.
https://www.artstation.com/artist/bayardwu for those who want to see more of his stuff.
Am I kawaii? Uguu~
>>385512610
I actually started to mist up, holy shit his art is so good.
>>385512610
His orcs are some of the finest around my friend.
>>385509894
This one is better
>>385512610
>this pic
New wallpaper, bless you anon.
>>385511207
>>385511090
Hush my love, I'll continue it in a week or so.
>>385511859
Ah, a man of integrity. Just like me.
>>385512886
Those are rats? I always thought those were wolves
>>385513065
i will hold my blue balls until then
>>385512842
>>385513026
No problem guys.
>>385512845
I love his stuff. He's basicly that guy that every artist/concept artist (who've played videogames) wants to become when they start drawing. You know, the ''I want to make art for Blizzard/Games Workshop''-artist
>>385513293Just visit the /tes/ thread on /aco/ when the time comes.
>>385509983
Does this count?
>>385511859
>dickgirls
NO
>tfw no savage orc to sexually torture you for her own pleasure
Why do we walk these endless roads of earth, seeking such a fate, knowing it is not possible?
>>385507139
They should be removed entirely.
>>385514123
I've seen this image a ton, what is it from exactly?
>>385513786
Hope you like insertions because you're gonna get your urethra and butthole widened, your nipples and dick pierced and you'll probably end up in a wheel-chair wearing diapers
>>385513786
Why live indeed
>>385514307
Goblin Slayer.
>>385513065
Was the mountain orc really gonna kill him?
>>385514307
Manga/Novel, Called Goblin Slayer.
the best
>>385508078
this goes into my wank bank
>>385514605
Why is he sweating?
>>385514669
taking a massive shit, what do you think?
>>385514402
sauce
>>385514669
thinking really hard
>>385506746
I like them when they're monosex dickless mushroom men who only care about kicking goblins and killing and who have no females who are just fetishized muscular humans covered in green paint.
>>385514753
But what is he thinking?
>>385508980
I can't figure this artist out.
>>385514452
Who knows? Stay tuned for part two, hardy har har. I do have to leave for now, though. See you elsewhere, anons.
>ywn have raw primal sex with a goblin whose pussy juice is a natural aphrodisiac and whose stomach stretches in order to accommodate your BHC (Big Human Cock)
>>385506746
They're cool. But that's not what this thread is about is it? This is about green muscle waifus?
Ratbag was the best character in Shadow of Mordor
>>385514426
>>385514517
>spoonfeeding
Neck yourself retards
>>385515143
Why does nu-/v/ hate when users are nice to each other?
Really makes you think!
>>385508078
>Not wanting to get beat within an inch of my life, I moved my face close to her armpits, the sweaty musk wrinkling my nose. Her armpits were unreasonably hairy, dark curly hairs moist with sweat.
>I stuck out my tongue and began to lick at her left armpit.
people fap to this shit?
>>385514738
cedargrove
>>385515192
It's just /a/ memery spilling out. Sorry, """/a/ culture"""
>>385515125
stop reading doujinshi
>>385515345
Normies? On my /v/?
>>385507421
>>ywn have a loving orc companion breaking your pelvis
Why live?
>>385506746
this is just a muscly elf
>>385508078
I can't believe I wasted my time reading all that shit when I'm not even into S&M.
>>385515892
Anon, you need to reevaluate your priorities.
>>385515886
>Fangs
>Green
>Muscles
>Orc face
Seems like an orc to me
>>385515892
is there anal in it? I started reading but I don't want to keep going if there's no buttsex in it.
Orcs are the best
>>385516075
I was gonna give you shit for that but I actually think there was at the end
Someone fact check for me
>>385516071
>Orc face
>Just a human face with fangs and elf ears
intothetrash.cmd
>>385516403
Why? You wouldn't fap to things you don't get turned on by, do you?
>>385516075
in the end she gives him a quicky with her butthole because he was nervous about the cover
>>385516403
>anal in the end
Yeah there was.
>>385507139
Is there more?
>>385515143
>someone asks a question
>another person answers it
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
This is real
This isn't an ironic post, not a joke, not a jesterly jest, or a poke of fun
Someone actually has this brand of autism
It's real
Holy fucking shit
>>385511383
they are no closer to gorillas than they are to chimpanzees, or humans.
>>385515125
> ywn have a high-powered CEO gobbo gf who wears padded business suits and fetches you via gyrocopter to fuck between meetings
>>385515125
Shit taste
>>385517534
Now this is what I'm talking about. Business suits are a top tier fetish, its also a lot better if she is a bit embarrassed about it all.
If I only like orcs that were raised by humans does that make me a racist?
>>385517787
She's an important businesswoman, she doesn't have time to be embarassed
>>385515039
Where's the next part going to be posted? You posted it as a guest, so I have no way of finding arc 2 :(
>>385518004
She blushes when you tell her she looks cute with her clothes on.
>>385508819
This, I want an amazonian reptilian muclegirl to marry.
>>385507139
I prefer the eastern variety.
How do you court a forc
>>385518445
artist name
>>385518865
by being a good house wife
>>385518445
that is not how a penis works
>>385518906
SquarePeg3D
https://mega.nz/#F!AJYHAYxb!FY-FXTUahKVNzyaU3vaJlQ
>>385518865
By being medium rare.
>>385519082
Urethral sounding is a real thing. Feels kinda gud man
WE
>>385519125
eggcellent
>>385519202
WUZ
>>385519281
NIGGERS
>>385507139
Their kindhates ice and fire both!
>>385517247
>>385510662
this is one of the reasons warcraft movie sucked actually. that and being uninteresting as fuck.
im usually not against it either but warcraft has fuckhuge orcs everywhere and then one green clearly human, im just like wtf?
>>385509637
>WoW proportions to judge anything
Blizzard is just full of cartoony motherfuckers
>>385509576
>jaundiced woman with an underbite
>>385510705
>barafags like bigger tits than I do
this is how fem races should be in MMOs
>>385517386
It only gets worse from here.
>>385518865
Defeat them in combat.
Alternatively, be defeated by them and hope for the best.
>>385509491
>>385510136
>>385510505
She is cute but in the average/ugly sort of way, I'd still marry her. Just saying
>>385509560
It is
>>385518097
He did say what thread he posts his shit in
Just ctrl f that thread every now and then
yamero /tg/
>>385506746
She needs to clip her toe nails.
>>385506746
they were great in the 90s. Asshole raiders. they're lame domesticated faggots now in most stuff.
>>385518865
Tell them they look cute! The reason their angry all the time is because the orc boys only care about sex! Stupid orc boys!
>>385512059
>i came for hairy stinky musky orc vaginas
Literally this, why else would I come here
>>385519009
I'd do this even for a irl woman, to be honest. Let her go to work and bring the money in, while I cook and clean for her and play vidya/draw in my free time? Sounds like fuckin heaven
>>385520864
What orc related stuff did you like in the 90s?
>>385506843
That's because they're always "humanized".
I didn't pick up an orc to play a green human, I wanted to play a ragebeast splattered in the blood and gore of his enemies.
What games gives me a muscular orc gf to breed?
>>385515143
Go back to /a/ with that weeb superiority bullshit.
>>385514962
Who it is? It's probably Petite-Emi
>>385521535
Seconding this
I'd also be fine with just playing as the muscular orc girl
>>385521535
Be the change you wish to see in this world.
>>385521782
>Petite-Emi
Yeah.
Mostly draws weird monster girls and buff chicks. Also some world-building and yuri. No lewds whatsoever.Apparently it's a girl which would explain why there's no lewds, only cutesy yuri.
>>385519605
Draka looked fine, but they shit the bed with Garona.
Some scenes you could see that her tusks were fucking glued to her lips, it was just sad.
>>385516462
GIMME YER BEST FEMALE ORC FACE
>>385522217
This is a good example on how not to make female orc.
>>385522317
>how not to
Looks pretty good to me.
>People draw a dragon that stands on its hindlegs and call it a kobold
>Actual kobold looks like this
Why do furshitters have to make stuff up?
>>385522524
>DUDE THIS IS HOW THIS FICTIONAL CREATURE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE
holy fuck
>>385522627
You can't take mythological creatures and change them just to make your dick wet. Can I make a unicorn a werewolf but with DD-size tits?
>>385522317
Compared to Garona she is the perfect female orc
>>385522741
>Can I make a unicorn a werewolf but with DD-size tits?
Yes faggot. Who will stop you? Autistic spergs like yourself? Trust me, they're irrelevant.
everyone likes Orcs
>>385522427
>>385522754
>orc
>no muscles
>>385507139
made for breeding with human males
>>385522754
Garona isn't even a pure orc
>>385512886
No. This one
>>385522832
Skyrim is a great game.
I made a decent Orc in Skyrim Special Edition. It's a shame that I couldn't mod it like I could with mods from OG Skyrim. I wanted to make a lot of Male orc pics/female orc pics, but none of the mods are out for it, and still aren't.
Modding OG skyrim crashed a fuckload and I cannot be assed to 'IT JUST WORKS'
>>385523012
Orcs are to be killed. Subhuman shit race.
>>385522998
>Skyrim is a great game.
great for sex
>>385523084
>>385523160
>>385510801
This is why the Overwatch women are all cuties despite Blizzard going full social justice. Money > Politics.
>>385523209
bruh you gonna be banned, there's a dick there
>>385506746
>>385523012
there is still one guy working on the script extender for special edition
>>385523404
>>385523449
N-NANI?
>>385523404
>>385523449
>>385523479
I thought he gave up basically saying "lol you do it"
>>385523404
>>385523449
this needs a second chapter
>>385523479
Yeaaah, but since ENB isn't being worked on for it, natural lighting and all that crap that the OG Skyrim has to make it look so damn good won't carry over. SKSSE would be helpful with Schlongs of Skyrim and some other shit.
It's been nearly a year though.
> Ctrl Roegadyn
>0 results
They're the best orc like race, their women too
>>385523449
SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE
>>385523731
the fat MC ruined it
>>385523404
>>385523449
Post sauce anon!
Post it, before mods purge this thread!
>>385523813
artist name is Odd
Orc Musume wa Ikemen ga Osuki
>>385523836
>needing to see pretty boys this badly
wew
>>385523813
>took literally 5 seconds for me to find it
>>385523783
Any race with tall muscular women is great in my book
>>385523404
>>385523449
the ending to this one was funny as fuck
>>385523942
fat guys disgust me and so do guy faces
at least anime guys look femenine
>>385523948
This, you niggas need to learn how to use tags. [orc] and [english] and it's right there on the first page. Use your brains, guys.
>>385506746
i love orc futa
>>385523924
Did someone actually build all that?
>>385524135
me in the middle
>>385524074
Not even. There's literally a button for drooling bakas like me to find things.
>>385507139
Came here for this post. All greenies are good, but gobbos are best greenies
>>385524082
>i love orc futa
look up mizzbonjovi on tumblr then
>>385506746
>female orc
Into the trash it goes
>>385524234
Fucking disgusting.
>>385510672
Cedargrove?
>>385507139
What's the artists name?
>tfw you will never be a cute hard-body fem orc
>>385524234
Friggin delicious.
>>385524317
>>385524620
kek, the many faces of /v/
>>385523209
Nice desu.
>>385523942
>barely any straight bara porn
Where my buff dudes fucking orcs at?
>>385524510
Me. Planning to make a goblin fucking game.
>>1594432
Are there any games where you can bully defenseless orcs mercilessly
>>385525190
>>385525251
Well, I think uou're gobbo is pretty delicious looking already, anon. I hope you'll post more of her/other chracters and I look forward to trying your game already.
>>385523209
>getting shit on your dick
No, thank you.
>>385525709
>not wanting mother nature's blessing
What are ye, a homo?
>No Orc GF
300+ replies
150+ individual posters
/v/ has been G R E E N E D
>>385525230
Besides Shadow of Mordor?
>>385525230
DO NOT BULLY CUTE ORC! DO NOT!!
Your supposed to say that she is cute and make her blush. Then date her, have wild romantic sex with her, have your pelvis broken, let her nurse you, get her preggo, marry her, have halflings, raise beautifull health halflings, watch the grand kids, grow old, pass away before she does, meet her in heaven where you spend all eternity with her in pure joy.
>>385526083
Where do you even find stuff like this? Good shit.
>>385526158
If you got more you better post more laddie.
>>385525709
enema
So what was that about female orcs in Shadow of War?
>>385523913
https://exhentai.org/g/999514/743d6c29fd/
>>3855264124chan
>>385523783
Ye
>>385527415
Very cute, anon!
>>385507139
>hair growing out of ears
>>385527415
agreed
>>385506746
Sad theirs little to no porn of a elf boy getting bullied by a girl orc
>>385509443
have you read tolkien's description of orcs?
>human shape, but smaller than men. ugly and filthy with a taste for all manners of flesh, including human. they are fanged, bow-legged, long-armed and some have dark skin as if burned. they're squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes. they're miserable, crafty and vicious beings
>>385527885
And then they have loving sex because Orc-chan was inlove with him all along!
>>385527931
>implying anyone gives a shit about fantasy descriptions that aren't D&Dsome of which were stolen from tolkien
>>385525990
Correct!
>>385523404
>>385523449
Aw yeah, that's the stuff.
>>385517386
This is a fake post right? This is prime reddit spacing and is pro spoon-feeding
Get yourself and your family killed
>>385527931
>>385528205
D&D's orcs, and by extension, most modern orc depictions, are closer to Uruk-hai anyways, being a big tall bunch with warlike tendencies.
Orcs in Tolkien works are the smaller skinny guys that are generally a bit hunched over. D&D goblins are largely based off this bunch.
>>385507139
I'd have her revere me with a jolly jig.
>>385528409
What the fuck is reddit spacing?
Only someone who uses reddit would know what that is lmfao. Good job exposing yourself buddy.
Why would a human want an orcess GF? Their lifespan is half that of a human's. It's the reason why they pursue dangerous and exciting careers such as being a warrior. They don't have time to study or practice magic, and no patience for stealth.
...unless of course you're ready to dump your 40-yo elderly orc for a younger one each time they declare they they must die in battle before old age cripples them. Good luck having that level of game with the green ones.
>>385529330
i will dedicate my life to being the orcs slave
when she passes i will stay alone for the rest of my life and meet her in the afterlife
For those interested.
Guide I made a while back on how to make Skyrim orc waifus, some things may be outdated: https://pastebin.com/YQMjqXU0
Tumblr orc girl collections, quality varies and is a mix bag of sfw and nsfw: http://curvesandtusks.tumblr.com/archive
https://orcgirls.tumblr.com/archive
>>385528409
But didn't you just reddit space yourself?
>>385529257
Stop embarrassing yourself
>>385529720
>quality varies
I feel like I'm back in the Deviantart roulette again, I'll have to pass.
>>385529798
If you can't see the difference between general formatting
And typing just
Like this because
That's what reddit does
I'm sorry
But you're a massive retard
And your mom will die in her sleep tonight
I fucking love orc threads
>>385529330
man my current prospects are so bad that even just 10-15 years of happiness would be a miracle
also the biggest appeal is her gently dominating you in the bedroom
>>385529330
>Implying I wouldn't just magic my way into giving her an extended lifespan to match that of my own (already extensive) one
Magic solves many things.
>>385529507
this. I'm not worthy.
>>385506746
Fucking disgusting cancer.
They make me puke ijln my fucking throat.
>>385523404
>>385523449
This comic was shit man, some disgusting fucking fat jabroni gets to bang japanese ogres while the poor princes gets raped, man fuk that noise some next level impotent shit
>>385529841
Painfully ironic there, buddy.
>>385508685
>V-Souce here! Have you ever wonder how we orcs work?
>>385522152
The fuck is that monstrous cute thing?
>>385530471
I can't tell you how disappointed I was the first time I went to danbooru to search for female orcs only to find that the japs only draw male orcs fucking elven or female women
I want to be taken as a sex slave by an orcess chieftain and overpower her during sex while she's at her weakest
>>385529983
>>385529798
>>385515143
>>385530169
actually yeah. There are orc sorceresses in Morrowind who probably have had to do that.
>>385530776
Gotta ditch the boorus and go to more western sites for that stuff, I've found.
>>385530776
>female women
You don't say.
>>385530776
>female women
Yeah, those suck.
>>385531084
meant human women
no bully
>>385509851
>Draw Human man
>Give him Muscles
>paint him green
>Give him a pair of tusks
>>385509229
Why would any warrior race be into piercings? They'd get so fucked up in a brawl.
>>385529330
>Good luck having that level of game with the green ones.
If having a pulse is "game" then I got lots of it.
I just want a lizardbro to snuggle up to me during a snowstorm in the mountains and talk shit about lizards being superior the whole time while he wraps his tail around me and shivers against me and says that under normal circumstances he'd never consider touching a filthy mammal like me
>>385509894
>>385512886
>>385522974
>>385531120
Who is this fuccboi that gets reposted everywhere and can I fuck him in any game?
>This thread
Delectable
>>385529330
>Implying I live in your fantasy universe
My orc gf will outlive me by exactly 1.5 years.
>>385531571
I hope you're good at punching matches, arm wrestling and drinking contests with unfiltered sugar wine. First you go against the other suitors, then against her.
And orcs are basically corrupted elves. So they can hold their liquor.
>TFW no qt Ork Street Samurai to cuddle with in between runs.
The next SR game better have romance options.
>>385531838
Is marrow actually good or is it gritty?
>>385529720
there's also this, which doesn't seem to be all that well known
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/72837/?
>>385531496
Because Orcs are edgy barbarian stereotypes.
So naturally they give into the cliches about having over the top brutal rituals. Like scarification piercing and bad hair.
>>385531571
>not challenge your wife the second she steps out the door, gracefully ending her life in a manner any good husband of the clan should
Your game is weak, and explains why you would never have a qt green chieftains daughter
>>385531838
>pic
i remmber that thread. have the rest of the pics?
>>385531724
This reminds me of the argonians in Skyrim
>Female VA sounds like an old diseased hag
>Male gets the sexiest male voice in the game
It's a beast race. Why can't both sound repulsive like in Oblivion?
>>385531930
Next time you have chicken, take the leg bones out of the cartilage of the joints and bite off the chewy end of the bone. I think it tastes really good. It's difficult to dig out the marrow from inside such small bones but it tastes the same.
>>385532138
Because I want to fuck the lizard
>Sexy Greenskins
That's a crusading
>>385532105
Perhaps, but this is an orc thread, so I was only planning on posting orc related foods. I have a link though.
https://m.imgur.com/t/food/BWnHF
>>385532039
Nice inbreeding-induced birth-defects you have there, Clan-Lympybones. Should have let those outsiders have a chance at joining your bloodline eh?
>>385531838
>>385532481
>Mfw imagining tall amazon ocs baking bread
orcs are fine, I like orcs
>>385532865
Stop sexualizing my daughter.
>>385532865
>your big strong orc wife blushes as you tell her that shes good at baking bread as you eat it and then she kisses you on the cheek
meh... I'm not really a fan how how Borgakh Steel-Heart gets instantly domesticated once you marry her. Her blood is calm and she prefers it boiling.
>>385533138
>wife
>>385508660
Everything in Oblivion looks like ass
>>385533380
master then
either one is good
>>385532467
>Not taking conquered women as "wives"
What's even the point of crusading then?
>>385533597
>Orc "women"
The Lady is the only woman for me
>>385532365
Looks more like you want the lizard to fuck you.
>>385515192
>>385517386
>>385521574
>>385531000
Look at all these ass ravaged redditors.
You do realize you only get so upset because you're as stupid as the guy asking right?
Dead greenskins is the only good one because Humans are superior.
>>385533597
>point of crusading
Crusading literally means a war for the cross. It's about killing the unbelievers and establishing your own dogma. The spoils of war are secondary.
>>385532695
Sorry my big teeth offend you so much lil humi
>>385534019
You do realize that the only reason you care is
that some people type like this just to fuck with
you?
>>385533968
>not having a dynamic sexual powerplay with your partner with a constant switching of who tops and who bottoms for an always-fresh intimate life
>>385534645
I wish I had a real PC.
I want to make an Argonian orgy.Males only.
>>385534467
They wouldn't if they actually grew out of your mouth instead of your chin.
>>385534645
>>385506746
What about Orc(pigs)?
>>385534645
>>385534776
>argonians
>genders
>roles
You do realize what species you're talking about right?
>>385534914
That was a really weird doujin.
And the best pig Orcs are the DQ ones.
>>385533138
YES!
>>385507073
#KillAllKnifeEars
>>385535085
>>385533138
What does any of that have to do with being an orc? Sounds like any other bitch.
>>385534019
>Be a retard on the internet
>get called out for it
>Haha, look at all these assmad Redditors!
kys tbch famalam, there's no coming back from this
>>385535245
And by any other bitch I mean fictional ones.
>>385534990
>>385535194
Whitestrake pls
>>385535245
I like it when I reskin a human girl.I'm not being ironic
>>385535383
oh my
>>385535053First time I ended up liking some guro in my doujin,that one artist really is something
>>385534407
>>385534638
>>385535254
Ass fucking mad
>>385533069
>God tier
Male and Female Orcs
>Shit Tier
Orc and Elf pairings
>>385508078
>this has over 700 views now
You all did this. You asked for this.
>>385535808
>Orc and Elf pairings
There are no orc and elf pairings. Only publicly used whores and orcs who used them.
>>385535905
Same shit
>>385535637
>>385509983
>>385508078
holy shit my dick
>>385535684
(you)
savor it, it's the last one you're getting
Also maybe stop being a faggot
>>385535947
Who's the artist?
>>385536057
I dunno sorry
>>385536132
Oh, a Google search actually found it for once.
>>385535905
Sauron had pointy ears. Checkmate greenskins.
>>385536261
Gimme
>>385536405
https://twitter.com/dera_kimidori
>>385536132
>google search
>best guess for this image: auto part
>>385536405
Fuck off and make your own thread you fucking faggot.
>>385536682
But if he hadnt dumped his shit here I wouldve never found it.
>>385532481
thanks anon
>>385536682
thread went to shit
God I hate faggots
hurry up and get AIDS
>>385537743
Men > women, sorry. It's an unavoidable fact so live with it.
>>385537812
May be so, but futas rule supreme
>>385537883
They're just marginally better than normal women.
>>385530709
>The fuck is that monstrous cute thing?
lots of art of her, artists planning to do a comic or something
>>385537743
>>385537812
Now play nice ya'll. This thread has been up for like eight hours, so it's understandable it would go strange places.
>>385508078
>pinning my bear back against the trees behind me.
lmao immersion broken
>>385537812
Die please. Just fucking die already.
>>385537812
This.
>>385538053
Wow, what a little bitch.
homos be gone
>>385537812
>Men > women
no
>>385537946
Wrong
>>385537998
>>385538189
And people say misandry isn't real.
>>385538189
Everything a woman can do, a man can do better.
>b-but pregnancy!!
test tube babies
>>385538209
Millions of years of history have shown that, yes, men > women.
Women are walking baby makers, nothing more.
Orcs are love
Orcs are life
Why can't barafaggots make their own thread? Why must you shit up literally everything all the time?
>>385538189
Love between men is pure
Love between man in woman is always a game of trying to fuck over the other person
>>385538356
and they wonder why we hate them
>>385538328
>Women are walking baby makers
thats the best part
>>385538339
>le futa xD
>im not gay i sweer ;PPP
>>385538328
Oh boy here come the hard gays.
>>385538356
You have to live up to the definition of a faggot somehow right?
>>385538356
Literally nothing in the OP says females only, you fag.
Why are you shocked that masculine features attracted people who like masculine features anyway?
You fucking idiot.
ORCS
>>385538356
>orc thread
>not expecting bara
whoops looks like you're retarded
>>385538471
Theres nothing gay about girl cock anon
>>385538356
>>385538432
>"What does /v/ think of orcs in vidya"
>hurr durr why faggots post bara orcs reeee
>>385538356
because fag mods delete them, while waifu threads remain up for hours
>>385538464
That's really useful for repopulation but that's completely useless for a happy relationship.
>>385538582
>answers with another meme to defense his gay shit
You shitters are degenerates.
>>385538683
>Bara images left and right
>Loses his shit over futa
Grow up
>Used to like orcs
>Watch the Harbingers video for Gul'dan
>Start hating orcs and their faggot strenght and honor bullshit
I only like Gul'dan, the rest can die and burn.Trolls are cool as fuck though
>>385538410
Why does that artist upload upscaled images?
>>385535245
because shes big and burly
she picks up bears and snaps them in half
but shes got a girly side to her totally unfitting of her appearance
and that makes it extra cute
>>385538632
you will never know the feeling of procreating human life
>>385538753
That's probably a barafag mate.
kill everything without a beard
>>385538582
Source?
>>385538820
To be fair in the current year fags can have children.
>>385538753
Barafags are 100% gay because they are simply men.
Futa shit is an excuse when you are a closet gay.
>>385538814
Japs
>>385538828
Nah, we barafags love futafags. They get the dickgirls, we get the men.
>>385538820
>I will never give up 20 years of my life and 70% of my paychecks to do something millions of other people can do for me
Well shit.
>>385537743
Faggots > spoonfeeding redditors
>>385538881
I've got not problem with bara
>>385538926
K
>>385538024
I get the feeling english wasn't champ's first langauge. Lots of little english errors like that.
>>385539305
If only any number of aesthetic mods could fix the atrocious gameplay and writing
>>385539486
Mod the game to hell and back until you don't even recognize it anymore.See you in a few weeks.
Tfw you'll never be a buff Conan esque warrior wandering the countryside and find yourself ambushed by a sexy orc woman who tries to rob you but you wrestle and overpower her and she offers her body as tribute for being a human who's strength and martial skill rivals the mightiest of orcs.
Well, this has been a golden thread everyone. Blessings upon you all.
>>385539617
Good.
>all these desperate virgins getting off to pictures of female Orks
Daily reminder that Orks have no gender. They are a genetically modified breed of warriors spawned from fungal spores whose sole purpose is to kill. They are not your fantasy.
>>385539486
>number of aesthetic mods could fix the atrocious gameplay and writing
nothing will fix that
>>385539695
Even straight guys want masculine features.
>>385539695
>40k = ALL FANTASY
>>385539305
>jog slightly or go up/down stairs
>nipples pinched in between metal plates
why
>>385539695
>genetically modified
who started orks?
>>385539695
>Skyrim and warhammer orcs
Wack.
>>385539818
>nipples pinched in between metal plates
yes
>>385539695
Orks aren't Orcs, they are fei creatures closer to elves than anything else.
>>385539695
>post talks about Orks
>picture is an Orc
You're a fucking retard mate.
>>385539675
>Not wanting to dominate the strongest females in the land.
>Not wanting to go back to her village and slap the other orcs' shit in and tell them this is your tribe now.
>Not taking the former chieftain's daughter as your mate.
>Not becoming a legend among man and orckind.
Pathetic.
>>385506746
lame
>>385535905
There are some and they're fucking disgusting!
>>385539695
My orks came from humans that killed the god dragon's wife and cursed them to be horrid green cannibals for all eternity.
They reproduce by eating enough and splitting.
>>385539486
You can mod the combat to be passable but modding the game to be a depraved sex simulator is more fun. Like rape mechanics.
Also survival mods are pretty cool but they're not for everybody.
>>385535648
>>385535053
>>385534914
>decide to read it
You're right, it was really weird.
>>385540001
There's nothing interesting about dominating females. It's what they're there for anyway.
>>385538892
Orcs can have better beards than dwarves, faggot.
>>385539604
>See you in a few weeks
Why?
>>385540001
>Not wanting to dominate the strongest females in the land.
this guy gets it
>>385540176
Because it takes fucking ages to mod yourself a nice game.
>>385540137
>t. Weak male.
This is why my tribe abducted all your people's women.
>>385540265
Why would I want to play a bad game?
>>385540257
>>385512578
>tfw no Sexlab animations specifically for this
Shame
>>385540205
Man, I wish I had the patience to download all the gorillion mods required to make such qts. Can you post one more pic?
>>385540362
>>385539695
Good thing 90% of this thread isn't about Orks, then, you fucking retard.
>>385540362
I wanna fuck that orcs apple sack butt.
>>385540017
>orc/elf /ss/
Give me the source right fucking now.
>>385539695
FLASHY GITZ WIV DA SQUISHY BITZ
>>385540436
>>385539617
>this but when you think you've overpowered her she ends up getting the better of you and turns you into her slave lover and gently doms you for the rest of your life
>>385540257
>>385540362
this is fucking great holy fuckers
>>385540661
I dont think you really want it.
>>385540635
Why not have cute wrestle cuddles so that you can both play fight for dominance? That sounds more fun. Especially since I'm a switch and all.
>>385540635
>not being equals constantly having powerplays in the bed for fresh and dynamic love life
Sub-only are literally the faggiest
>>385540523
I'm afraid there isn't anymore /ss/. It's from the guy who did this stuff, where a typically slutty elf keeps assaulting a poor orc.
>>385540976
Ah well, thanks anyway.
>>385540976
This thread needs more Dremora girls
>>385540707
I do. I like to jerk off to these disgusting NTR guro doujins then realize how much I hate myself for doing it afterwards
>>385540928
Straights can only insert. They'll never understand being equal in a relationship.
>>385541112
Begone foul demonic thot
>>385541126
If you say so.
https://exhentai.org/g/1085987/794c9e9b62/
>>385541112
This thread is about to be toast, friendo.
ok fuck it, which Shadowrun is the best of the ones that were released?
i can play a heavy Orc there right?
>>385541218
Thank you
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