Where are the "mature" games on the Switch?

>unironically asking for mature video games like an edge lord

and these prebubescents childrens anal canal

>>385506392
Puyo Tetris
Any Neo Geo arcade game
Blaster Master
BotW
Namco Museum
Vaccine
Kamiko
Wonderboy

>>385506392
>Nintendo
>Mature games
lol

>>385506392
Ignoring the blatant console shitposting, is there actually any mature game on the Switch? I can't think of any.

>>385506392
define mature

>>385506392
Salmon run on splatoon will make you grow hair on your faggy prepubescent areas, OP

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>>385506392

>>385506392
>Where are the "mature" games on the Switch?

When was the last time a mature game sold well on a nintendo mainline console?

the end is nigh is releasing in november or something

>>385506392
I hate how Nintendo only wants to sell to elementary school aged kids anymore. THAT more than anything is what's hurting their business.

>>385508251
->Nintendo
>hurting
They're doing better than anyone else anon. They invest no money and make a fuckton. They're bigger than Xbox revenue wise and bigger than Sony as a whole.

You're right.
Where's Knack?

>>385508383
The Wii U bombed so hard that it should have revealed that the company has major problems. They got lucky with the Switch, but there's no reason to believe that they won't abandon it prematurely like they did with the Wii or that the next system won't be a flop.

>>385508251
yeah i miss when nintendo made mature games like yoshis island and kirby super star
nowadays they just make baby shit like xenoblade and metroid

>>385507936
Is this mature kirby?

>>385508061
Can't think of any for the console at the moment, but for handhelds, the SMT series.

Didn't the wii u make some profit for nintendo though?

Hypothetically if nintendo wanted to make like say a dragons dogma or a resident evil, would they have the personnel to pull it off ?

>>385508748
>>385508557

>>385506392
Nothing, shouldn't have bought your Wahoo! machine if you wanted mature games.

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Daily reminder that video games users are mostly kids. "Mature" games bomb because there are not enough mature gamers to buy these. No, Final fantasy and NBA are not mature games you boipussy. If you want more mature games that will never have sequels, I bet I can fuck your wife too.

>>385508668
>Smt
Weeaboo games are not mature

>>385508557
>They got lucky with the Switch
There is no such thing as luck in this situations. WiiU failed because poor marketing, shitty name, unappealing gimmick and uninteresting initial lineup. Switch is not failing thanks to strong matketing, nice name, appealing gimmick and BotW. You don't suddendly become good at marketing because of luck, they are learning.

>>385508630
>Killer Instinct
>Conker's Bad Fur Day
>all those N64 FPSes
>TONS of third party shit like Mortal Kombat and Weaponlord and Primal Rage and fucktons of other fighting games and beat em ups and sports games and dark fantasy games like Castlevania and a boatload of murder mystery games on the NES in Japan

Yeah, you're an idiot.

Nintendo was practically a different company in the 90s. Something changed when they got to the Gamecube.

>>385508557
Nope. The WiiU bombing so hard and the company nit downsizing in any matter should reveal that they are prepared for a few bad years. Their valuation now is the 5th biggest in Japan, the second biggest economy in the world. They're fuck huge.

>>385506392
Whats the psychology behind the Switch anyway? Their first TV ad had adults playing it, but the controllers are designed with the tiny hands of children in mind, so why make an ad with adults?

>>385508872
Game Cube still had mature games

>>385508845
Nigga if M isn't Mature to you then you have a stick up your ass.

>>385509019
The controllers are designed with the tiny hands of Japanese people in mind. Also, they're just fine, size is not all that matters!

>>385509019
If joy-cons were bigger, the screen would be taller and you would complain even more that the switch isn't a handheld

>>385508869
>WiiU failed because poor marketing, shitty name

you're a fucking idiot

the fuck outta here with that "le marketing is the only reason anything sells" meme

don't ever go into business, you fucking retard

>>385506392
In development?

What the fuck kind of question is this supposed to be.

>>385508869
wii u failed because it was fucking garbage you fucking faggot

>>385509160
>missing the "unappealing gimmick and poor lineup" part

>>385506392
When anyone with maturity shows they want them
Oh wait
Here we are
Just a bunch of hardened adults looking for some MATURE, stimulating adult relating software.
Yeah. That's what completes me. Self reassurance from my video games collection!

>>385506392
On PS4, shitendo is for kids

>>385509051
there was a DRAMATIC shift away from that kind of stuff in general, in terms of overall focus

putting out one or two games when the competition has HUNDREDS isn't going to convince most people to buy shit

>>385509160
Why do you think the PS4 is selling?

>>385509258
where are they on Ps4, all I see are games for edgy teens wanting to appear like adults

>>385509313
The real dramatic shift started with the Wii

>>385509148
>>385509132
I'm a petite 5 ft and have hands proportional to my height and they were way too big when my bbf's friend let us play on his and my hands kept getting tired from holding it for more than 5 minutes. It's not made for small people, it's made for children.

>>385509401
gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTDNRizuv00

>>385506392
I don't think anyone even asks or argues for Nintendo consoles having "mature" games anymore. Should be clear by now what Nintendo consoles are for, children and casuals.

and fun

>>385509401
autism

>>385507424
I heard Samurai Showdown is gonna be on it uncensored. Cut people in half on the go, yo.

>>385509385
Not at all. GC was all cell-shaded faggotry and cartoon animals and almost 0 notable FPSes or third part games in general (aside from RE4, which sold gangbusters and proved that third party games DO sell on Nintendo platforms).

>>385509623
>almost 0 notable FPSes
Those were better times.

>>385509623
>>385509679
>What is 13.

>>385509623
>cartoon animals
You mean animal crossing?
That existed since the n64

>>385509623
There is nothing wrong with cel-shading, even Sony and microsoft had games with that style

>>385509623
I hated being like you at a point
I hope you find healing

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>>385506392
Coming up, probably

>>385508872
Nintendo made none of those.

>>385508845
No, there is no Call of Duty on Switch.

Dead

>>385506392
yo what about that one game where they're gonna make my plastic controller feel like boobies through HIGH TECH VIBRATION

>>385516473
Kids are more mature than manchildren

>>385506392
Splatoon is already out.

>>385517752
>splatoon
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID

>>385506392
Why not play something for all ages? :^) Maybe Bayonetta will get ported.

This is like asking what are the mature TV shows in the saturday morning kids programs block. There aren't any. It's not made for adults or older teens, there are three other platforms that cater to these people, it's okay to have one that's exclusively for little children.

>>385506392
Nothing.

>>385508661
No thats Legend of Zelda. Hats the Deku Tree obviously and Hyrule Castle in the background