>Open window >Scream "LIQUIIIIIIIID" >Post results

>>385502138
instructions unclear, dick stuck in my MGS4 disk

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>>385502138

>yell liquid
>all neighbors turn lights on
>neighborhood dogs start barking

>>385502138
Dogs started barking and kids in the yard gave me this strange look.

>>385502138
>Scream liquid
>dad texts me from the garage
>"what the fuck"

>>385502138
>LIQUIIIIIIIID
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13TIC9s6EM6

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>open window
>attempt to scream "liquid"
>liquid enters my lungs simultaneously
>drown
Living in a submarine sucks.

>>385502138

I can't do that anon, I'm an adult. Also my parents would be confused.

>open window
>get sucked out
>scream LIQUIIIIID as I fall to my doom
>other flight passengers laugh
It's like that Switch fiasco all over again

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>open window
>see this

>>385502694
Thats it?

>>385502138
We have a rooster so he would start crowing in response, and nobody wants their neighbor's rooster to crow at 2am.

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>>385503117
Did you book your vacation yet, nigger?

>>385502637
kek

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I have no window

>>385503960
and I must scream

>>385504490
nice one lad

>>385504490
gee
well done

lol, I just heard someone on the street yell liquid.
theres no window, you dummy

>>385504490
top kek

My mother brought a can of coke upstairs

>>385502965
You're not an adult if you live with your parents

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>>385504490
This one got me fucking good
I'm still laughing

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>>385504490

>>385502965
i think your parents are confused already, why dont you leave already

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I did that a couple years back when I was studying and living inside campus.

Had 5 people shout SNAAAAAAAAKE back, I miss campus.

>>385502875
are you a ghost anon

>>385505856
>>385505998
Took you a while /v/

>>385506063
sure you did

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>"LIQUIIIIIIIIIID"
>nothing happens for w few minutes
>door is knocked on
>its some fat autist
>MGS4 sucks V is far superior
>he slowly 360s and drives away in his mobility scooter

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>>385503706

>>385506063
>lying on the internet for (You)'s

Here you go faggot.

Anyone have that image where someone yelled "LIQUID" on Omegle?

>>385506242
>>385506687
>literal plebs that never want to college
It's basically 4chan

Nothing happened.

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>>385507089
>want to college

God Bless America

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>>385504490

>>385506308
How the fuck does he drive away after doing a 360 turn you retard?

>>385507307
Reverse.

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>>385507307
he justs 360's and drives away

>>385506242
>>385506687
What's not to believe about that? College campuses have reddit gaymers all over the place and MGS is one of the most popular game series of all time. It's not like it's epin 4chan codespeak or something, you're not opening your window and screaming HONIII SELECTO

>scream liquid
>nothing happens
Living in rural missouri sucks

My brother screamed GASSES in response.
His room is right next to mine.

>>385502694
You sound like you are from Germany.

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>tfw never played mgs
I watched a youtube video of this boss though

>super hyped for mgsv
>27 year old neet living with my parents
>extremely fucking bored one day
>start playing this extremely loud in my room
http://youtu.be/RrkzIN2eP0U

>grab my mothers ashtray from living room
>stare into mirror
>smear cig ashes all over my face like the trailer and synch it up perfectly as soon as the IM NUCLEAR part comes on
>mother walks in at this EXACT moment since I forgot to lock my door
>looks at me and starts screaming at me saying I have mental health issues
>delivers ultimatum a few hours later...either go to therapy and try to get a job or get kicked out
>go to take a shower
>come out
>my wiiu, ps3, $1600 gaming rig are all destroyed
>fly into a rage and start calling my mom all kinds of names
>my father hears this and punches me dead in the face and knocks me out
>agree to go to therapy the next day and schedule an appointment

>>385502694
holy shit please learn to vocalize properly
I am embarrassed

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>>385503706
Holy shit

>>385507784
>autist
>gets life destroyed
ok

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>>385507784

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>Open window
>Yell "LIQUIIIIIIIID !"
>Hear "No shit retard, it's raining..." yelled from downstairs

Thanks dad...

>>385507784
Your mother was right to do that to you.

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>>385507993
>>385508209
>taking a copypasta seriously

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>open window
>scream liquid
>neighbour's cat falls off the fence
>guy standing outside scowls at me, puts out his smoke and goes inside
>old lady above me starts banging on the floor

Maybe an apartment building at 5 am isnt the best place to scream

>>385508272
>pasta
you never know when they could be telling the truth!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w

>>385508342
This ashtray autism was posted in every thread back before the game release. Only newfags wouldn't know.

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>>385508342
Not this shit again

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>>385508342
Thanks for posting this

>>385508410
>only nu-fags dont know about mu MGSV pasta
i hate MGSV, so i never went into the threads

>open window
>scream liquid
>flatmate asks me if I shouldn't do something about my autism
>no response from outside as I live in a student area and it's summer and most are not here

>>385508513
Then use your fucking brain instead and think a moment about the odds that someone would be telling the truth on the internet. On top of that it's fucking obvious that's it's a pasta you faggot.

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>>385508342

>>385507307
newfag spotted

>>385508606
>getting this mad
MGSV babies everyone

>>385508802
>projecting this bad
Autism everybody

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I met my gf who browses /v/ from doing this

>>385508916
Love can bloom on the battlefied.

>>385506063
Shit that happened thread

>>385503960
>>385504490
Tagged for /bant/ scavenger hunt: >>>/bant/1603126
> Find me two anons whose posts make a joke.

>>385508772
Newfag spotted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rttgtyigc

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>>385503706

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>>385502138
>yell out open window
>AY NIGGA SHUT UP
>mom yells from other room
>BOI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN'
>mom takes my laptop
>can't play modded fnv or shitpost until it's time to go back to college

>>385509468
Just nigga things

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>>385504490
This was a good 4am post.

>>385504490
damn...

>>385509468
>>385509891
it's spelled nigger

>>385509975
There's no need for that sort of language, step it up my neighba

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>>385504490
I like you.

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>played the video with my speakers up to 11
>placed the speakers near my window
>i just see an entire street lit up only seconds later
thanks /v/ for this brilliant idea. i'm probably going to be lynched

>>385510041
Thanks nig

>Watched a short video of the scream
>looked in the direction of the window
>screamed
>everything is quite for a moment
>never fugurd out who was phone

>>385509975
Back to /pol/ pls you uneducated child

>>385508342
this makes me sad

>>385510403
just because a bunch of uneducated monkeys say the word wrong doesn't make it a different word with a different spelling

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>Yell "LIQUID".
>Nothing happens.
Fuck you, you lazy niggers.

>>385510519
No you assblasted little /pol/ babby, let me teach you what the fuck the words you spout really mean
>Nigger: A black person who acts violently like an ape and has no place in a modern society
>A black person: A normal human being whose skin in black or darker color
>A nigga: that ol' friendly neighbourhood black man, who might or might not have some criminal ties, but who has a heart of gold

>>385511272
>criminal ties
>heart of gold
this is what niggers and nigger sympathizers actually believe lmao

>>385512146
Have you actually seen someone on here use the word "nigga"?
Get a grip, you humongous faggot

>>385512257
>>385509468
>>385509891
>>385511272

>>385512872
hurr durr what is context

>>385502138
>Open window
>Scream "LIQUIIIIIIIID"
>mom yells back that I should stop being a lazy shit and grab something from the fridge myself

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>>385503706

>another thread ruined by /pol/ fags

Every fucking thread nowadays one of you fuckers always pops up and spouts racist shit that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THREAD

PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD

>>385513280
if racism triggers you maybe you should return to reddit, nigger

I swear to god, every fucking thread has the same shit
>someone starts a thread
>an anon posts a joke or a comment
>another anon gets triggered and goes ballistic
>flame war starts
>thread goes down in flames
Why do people find shit offensive on the internet of all places?
People are always going to have different opinions or preconceptions other than your own.
Whether they are right or not doesn't even matter.
Grow a fucking pair and ignore what triggers you, you fucking pansy

>>385513280
>>385511272
What the fuck are you doing and why in an MFA thread?

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>>385513280
>waaah no racism allowed in my hugbox
Shut up nigger

>people scream back and it still hasn't stopped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rttgtyigc

God I love living in Sweden.

>>385514439
>*muffled rape victim screams in the background*

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>>385502138
OCCCCEEELOOOOOOOT!

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>>385502138
>I live in a rural area
>I have nobody living near me
>Nobody heard me scream
>mfw rural is maximum comfy

>>385514197
this is why we need an ai to start creating a safe space for all on the internet....

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>screamed LIQUIIIIID out of the window
>nothing
>a few seconds later a female voice from across the road replies ''YOU'D POINT A GUN AT YOUR OWN BROOOTTHHHEERRRRRR?''

>>385515786
>a safe space
There are plenty of those already on the internet or able to be made, e.g. certain subreddits or being able to create your own board on 8ch
If you want a safe space so badly, why do you insist on coming here?
You obviously don't like the people here, so why bother?

>>385515919
that really went over your head eh, you clearly lack the qualifications for free will.

>>385515981
Nice try, faggot.
You ain't going to change the subject.
You want a safe space? Go make one or stop being triggered

>there are people who ACTUALLY did this

quality autism

>>385516104
But I am the very discipline and morality that you invoke so often, don't you know that my plan has your interests, not mine, in mind?

>>385506063
oppa homeless style

>>385508961
>>385508916
you're both diamonds

captcha: select jewelry

memes aside, can love bloom in a battlefield?

untested truths spun by different interests to churn and accumulate in the sandbox of political correctness and value systems....

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>>385508342
I guess I've discovered a new fetish of mine... I kinda want a german chick to yell at me now

>>385512925
Just shut up you triggered mongol

>>385508342
>christcucks

>>385512925
context is the junk data preserved in an unfiltered state growing at an alarming rate, it only slows down social progress, reduces the rate of evolution

>>385517410
Let me get this straight
You get triggered by someone using the word "nigga" in a positive way
I tell you that the use of that word used in the right context doesn't happen
Then you call me a triggered mongol
Nice logic you have there, nigger

look at the strange juxtapositions of morality around you

>>385509198
>>385514439
As expected of 08 degenerates.

>>385509112
Newfag spotted

>>385507784
Jesus your parents are cunts.

>>385502216
gb2reddit

>>385508772
>>385509112
meta-baiting just makes you both look like retards

>>385506308
>>he slowly 360s
So, he stays in same spot?

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>>385503706

>>385508342
Jesus
Makes me scared of just leaving my laptop around during a holiday reunion.

>stand on front porch
>LIQUUIIIIDDDDDD
>two teenage Mexican girls on the sidewalk walking by tell me "are you looking for your dog?! We saw a small dog running that way!"
>dont know what to do so unsay thanks and run in that direction
>came back when I knew they were gone

Yep

>>385518573
Handled it perfectly

>>385518696
Thank you. I spotted the dog and tried to see if I could look at its collar but it kept running away. I called animal control.

Doing a thing from /v/ might have saved a doggo from getting hit by a car.

>>385512146
>Law & Order!!!
How's not being able to stand on your own two feet feel like?

>>385504490
Lmao

Am I supposed to yell SNAKEEE or BROOOOTHEER in response?

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>open window
>pretend to scream "Liquid"
>post things on /v/ that never happened: the thread

>>385517687
No that's content, context must be preserved

haha epic

>>385520359
go get me some scissors or ill donate money to endangered animals instead of giving it to your homeless family.

>>385520151
>facebook meme
>"i want to die but ironically xd"
>no fun faggot
Get out newfag

>>385520538
If that's a reference I don't get it

>>385507784
>27 year old
>not casually kicking in the shit out of your dad & throw in them both out

>>385520597
It's not fun to lie on the internet, anon.
Those (you)'s do get pretty juicy though.

>>385517881
Newfag spotted

>>385520796
If there's one thing that instantly disguises newfag it's thinking these pastas are meant to be taken absolutely serious

>>385520682
Even my patience has its limits.I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bulls... I just had no choice but to make him fuck my wife the other day. I'm really sorry.

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snake.. easy on the noodles

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>>385520597
This is much more fun and true for British cunts

I'm blasting Nuclear at full power in my apartment but nobody cares.

>>385508342
this guy is really fucking patient, I'd be mad as fuck, his mom is close minded shit

fucking normalfags

>>385508342
I'm scared but curious.
Exactly what happened?
I got the part about the fuckplushie and the kid wanting to stay at home because his parents won't let him fuck the plushie at the waterpark (i think), but then what exactly? What "movie"?

>>385521934
I think his mom found the plushie with cum in his room and he didn't want to fuck it at the park but just take it with him, like furries put on collars and tails not only for sex but during ordinary times too. And the movie bit I guess was just a metaphor that he is so fucked it's like a movie scene

>>385507089
>It's basically 4chan
Wrong, I went to college and I'm pretty sure out of all the people I met just 3 knew about this place. Also almost everyone was normie as fuck.

>>385508342
And people are still against eugenics.

>>385521934
The movie part was a metaphor about him being self centered. The movie was all about him and nobody else. Get it?

>>385524854
I thought she found a aposematic horse porn movie in his laptop or something

>>385507784
>Punished Autist
>A /v/irgin stripped of his vidya

>>385524951
No she found the big plushie animal with a fleshlight in its ass which he calls his girlfriend.

>>385525561
For the movie thing i meant.

>>385508342
If that was English I doubt I'd be able to listen to it.

>>385521825

Kill yourself, horse-fucker.

>>385508342

I get the pony thing, but is the mom mainly flipping out due to the fleshlight?

If so, that's kinda dumb.

>>385507784
>not defeating your dad with the basics of CQC

http://plays.tv/video/5620129486af839d1c?from=user

>mgsv came out almost 2 years ago

>>385527079
He put the fleshlight in the tiger plushie, he fucked it, left it in his room so his mom saw it and wanted to take the plushie to a family trip to some waterlands. She also mentioned some collar and talks about him becoming an animal so he probably dresses as fury

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>>385503706
Alright, Alright that got me

>>385527079
It was a small plush tiger (from what I can gather) that he had fucked (presumably by tearing a hole in its ass or inserting a fleshlight). Anyway, the mother discovers the item, in which he had recently cum, and proceeds to understandably have a break down. The furry wants to take his fuck thing with him to some German water park, but the mother objects to him bringing it anywhere out of the car. Why she's OK with him carrying around a cum stained stuffed animal in front of his younger siblings and father in the car but nowhere else, I can't say. Apparently she also bought him a collar the other day, but I guess sodomizing the tiger was the straw that broke the camel's back for her.

>>385503706
filthy fucking PIGSKIN CRACKER SCUM