This game fucking sucks

>>385502105
>The only thing it has going for it is its oh so edgy cringeworthy English """""humour""""", which mainly consists of shit and dick jokes.
nothing more about this game needs to be said

>>385502105
>plays it in 2017
no shit its gonna suck

>if it was 2001
holy shit, this games awesome and ahead of its time.

>>385502261
There are still games from the 90s that hold up though even without nostalgia unless you have shit taste, this is no excuse.

It's charming.

>>385502105
phone posting should be illegal

>>385502337
somethings age better then others obviously.

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i hate this place so much.
See ya later you pieces of shit.

>>385502394
>not refuting any of my rock solid points
cringe

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>>385502105
Quality bait my friend

>>385502469
Yup cya tomorrow sport

>>385502581
>b8
he's right the game doesn't hold up well

>>385502945
this. Nostalgia tards just won't admit it

>>385502945
>>385502976
it was a game for its time, I played it back in 2001, it was awesome, played it last year, thought it was awful, yes it didn't hold up well, but man was it good back in the day.

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>he never played the multiplayer

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Thanks for your input. We're gonna make sure that the next one is up to your standards.

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>>385503312
>not loving the Nazi teddy

>>385502945
>>385502976
>>385502485
>>385502261
Samefagging this hard

>>385503457
Strange. I'm looking at your post, but yet I see no refutation of any of my valid points

>>385503312
>you could betray your own team and become accepted by the CPU of the other team in some mp modes

I played this game so much because of this as an edgy prepubescent kid.

>>385503534
leave this one out >>385502261
and you might be right.

>>385502105
>the character is a blatant rip-off of Tails
Oh yeah, especially when in Sonic 2, that cutscene where Tails downed a whole gallon of beer from a keg.

>>385503660
Helicopter tail spin is taken straight from Sonic Adventure's engine

>>385503312
That dinosaur egg game with the irresistible knife one hit teamkill was amazing.

>>385503457
not OP. But Conker is a dated shitty game that isn't fun to play. My only positive thing to say about it is it has charming music and character models. But the humour, the gameplay, and everything else is fucking god awful. Go and play Bats Tower again and try and do platforming on those muddy, blurry dark boards and stones you have to tip toe and jump across. Fuck that game. You get interrupted every few minutes with an unfunny cutscene as well, and if it's your first time playing you have to watch every cutscene and they just seem to drag on.

>>385503721
No you retard, he's a blatant rip-off as stated by OP. What don't you understand about the word blatant?

>>385502105
>One of the worst games I've ever played
Play more fucking games

>>385502105
>game doesn't hold up

the worst meme. a good game is good at any point in time.

the only thing that changes is (You), who gets soft as the games get more and more casual.

I mean, half of /v/ was having trouble with fucking Crash.

>>385503821
I played the Xbox version not three months ago and had a fucking blast.

keep in mind in controls the same, literally 1:1. and the jokes are worth a giggle.

>>385503879
Tbf Crash does have that huge unskippable cutscene everytime you turn it on

i didnt like conker as much because it wasn't structured the same as banjo or donkey kong. it felt really short compared to it

>>385504727
true, also the platforming element was far superior in those games you mentioned. And they had more depth. Banjo Tooie is a masterpiece imo

>>385502105
Awww someone thought the game was too hard :,)

I have nostalgia for it, but a lot of Rares games didn't age well, and I wouldn't recommend them to people myself.

>>385502105
>The character is a blatant rip off of Tails.

Lolwut. Do you no know the difference between a fox and a squirrel?

>>385504940
I think he means the helicoptery tail thing

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>>385503612
That actually sounds pretty impressive.

>>385505745
The graphics were actually top notch for its time. It could almost pass as a launch GameCube title

All I can say about conker's bad fur day was the people who liked it in my school were all autists. Even back then I knew it took a certain kind of person to find a singing pile of shit to be the pinnacle of humor.

>>385502105
Its a Squirrel and there is like one dick joke. Most importantly your a faggot looking for yous.

>>385506128
Nice argument you got there pinhead

>>385502105
i thought it had a good variety in gameplay. the flying segment as the bat, the hoverboard race, the matrix-style parts, riding the dinosaur, and all the puzzles in between that. kind of seems like games don't do that stuff anymore.

>>385506896
The bat was fucking shit, but I agree that it srt of ended like it was going for the Epic Movie kind of thing in parodying lots of different games, and genres. although I actually liked BFD

>>385507032
yeah the bat part wasn't the best but i didn't mind it, the only thing i didn't really like were the swimming parts

Rare is one of the most overrated devs of all time

What did you except this and banjo are shit and only the humour is funny in this.
Rare games are all shit.

>>385507614
Agree I cannot fathom anybody isn't a game grumps fanboy liking shit this degenerate

I played this recently and enjoyed it, any other recommendations for similar older games?

Rare makes bretty gud waifus

>>385508069
It depends on what you enjoyed about it, if it was the general exploring and solving puzzles in the overworld go for BK, if it was the Tediz sub-section go for Jet Force Gemini, if it's the quips go for Gex

>>385502337
and there's even more from that time that were still great for their time, don't hold up, but still, have a legacy.
Hitman, Deus Ex, Fallout 1 and 2, some Final Fantasy games to an extent. the list goes on

>>385504940
If anything, the hover is derived from Dixie Kong's. It's like OP never played a Rare game before.

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>>385503534

>>385502105
>You literally take fall damage from falling 3 feet
Don't fall from 3 feet then.
>the controls are clunky
But not at all.
>voice acting is atrocious
It's actually impressive the amount of work Seavor puts. He voices every male character.
> the character is a blatant rip-off of Tails
???
>it can be completed in one sitting
How is this an inherent negative?
>the final product feels like it didn't have any quality control/testers
How did you come to this conclusion?
>The only thing it has going for it is its oh so edgy cringeworthy English """""humour""""", which mainly consists of shit and dick jokes.
You don't find it funny? It's pretty funny.

>>385510352
Can you answer me here: >>385510469

>>385502337
true but it only filters the best of the best and not B- games
conkers is a really good game for 2001, when swearing in a video game, multiple gameplays and matrix references were cool

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>>385510469
not even op but

>Don't fall from 3 feet then.
that'd be easy to do if the controls weren't shit

>But not at all.
yes they are

>>voice acting is atrocious
OP was actually wrong about that

>> the character is a blatant rip-off of Tails
???

>>it can be completed in one sitting
sure maybe if you've got shit to do all day

>>the final product feels like it didn't have any quality control/testers
>How did you come to this conclusion?
because it controls like shit

>You don't find it funny? It's pretty funny.
maybe if you're 8

>>385502485
>Rock Solid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-fsUQLVloI

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this game was ahead of it's time

>>385511197
>that'd be easy to do if the controls weren't shit
What's wrong with the controls?
>yes they are
Unresponsive z trigger? Sticky analog stick? What are you talking about?
> the character is a blatant rip-off of Tails
Tails has one tail? Tails is a drunk? Tails is a fucking red squirrel?????
>because it controls like shit
What specifically?
>maybe if you're 8
You're too old for toilet humor? Man that sucks.

>>385502105
>blatent rip off of tails
and this my friends is how i knew it was le bait.