/v/ right here...

Me on the right

>>385494736

Put on your burka

Is this a JoJo reference?

>>385496571
in what way?

immediately thought of /v/ after watching this episode

gg anime

I have no ego at all, that's why I spend my time alone playing vidyas

>>385494681
>lonely
>gamer
>inflated ego
I exhibit none of these qualities, fag.

>>385497241
I don't get people who can clean up with tissue, I need a whole towel.

>>385497298
You don't clean up with the tissue you dumbass you just cum straight into it.

>>385497298
>being this braindead fucking retarded

>>385497298
>anon literally cums everywhere and just wipes it off with a towel

>>385497298
Use a paper towel to cum on.

>>385497298
Not that guy, but I been doing it wrong all this time.

>>385497501
calm down anon

>>385497909
w-what the fuck have you been doing?

hahaha us gamers huh? Bazinga!

>>385498162
Bare hands. I don't have tissues and I am lazy to get toilet paper.

>>385498162
I've been turning my dick around and jamming it into my own ass

are we talking about fap strategies in here?
does lotion really make a difference? ive never tried it

>>385498434
night and day

>>385494681
Guy on the left
>play only dating sims and media pushed normie shit
>is beta with no ego
>no longer lonely
>calls himself lonely gamer with inflated ego

Show might have a good premise, but Amano is shit MC. I don't know if Japs are so fucked up so anime keep making those shit characters so they can identify with them better.

>>385494681
So when's Uehara and Amano going to get together?

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>>385498434
Only if your dick has been (((cut)))
With foreskin you only need lotion for toys

>>385498323
what the fuck? do you just let it fly and ignore it?
or do you have some kind of designated cumming corner?

Is there anything more casual than using tissues or towels or shit?

It's literally just free protein, faggots. The only time I clean it off is if I'm using an onahole, or if I had an 8 hour session and it shot 2 feet up in the air and got all over my clothes.

It doesn't taste great, but it's not unpleasant.

>>385498434
it is a low quality lube, I use it occasionally.

>>385498625
go back to /fit/ you Homo

>>385494681
Sauce?

>>385498561
Cut fag here, i fap with no lotion all the time i just grab the skin of my dick and go for it. Did they not jew up ny dick too hard then? I definitely dont have any foreskin covering my cock head.

>>385498590
I don't ignore it. I cover it with my hand or keep it in my foreskin if its not much. The advantages of not being circumcised.

>>385498323
that's fucking gay.

>>385498868
Nah, that's if your balls touch another man's balls.

>>385498698
>implying a /fit/izen would be stupid enough to masturbate after training to lose all his gains.

>Not slipping your dick out and masturbating through comfy pajama pants
>Not slipping your dick back in, blowing a load in your underwear and promptly changing

>>385499009
>changing out of it

Casual

>>385499058
I hope they all lose and end it with just everyone playing games.

>>385498746
Gamers!
Sponsered by Arc System Works

>>385499058
>short hair
Literally the worst thing ever.

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This show sidelines games for drama often but it does have interesting parts to it.

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>>385499119
I hope they didn't put much money into it.
>>385499160
It used to be long.

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>>385499160
>>385499058
This nigga knows what's up. I would rather she had a penis than short hair. Fucking ruined her.

>>385499202
There is no way those 2 don't end up fucking.

>>385499296
>I would rather she had a penis than short hair.
I'm sorry, I don't understand this analogy because giving her a dick would be an objective improvement regardless. All girls would be better with penises.

>>385499160
>>385499296
>disliking short hair
Wow stop being gay any minute now.

>>385499448
Gayyyy

Blondie wins then they break up and Seaweed wins.

>>385494681

>Usually school clubs in Japan were focused on after-school activities that would train the mind and soul, such as sports, martial arts, Go etc.

>With the increase of manchildren staying at their parents' basements, school clubs began to focus on pointless crap that doesn't require effort like video games, anime and futas

>As this viewing market increased, so did the focus on anime demographic, hence the massive influx of moeshit and pretending there is something noble in sitting on your ass with a controller.

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>>385499439
It's too late. The Chad(former dork gamer that changed himself so he could hang around with the popular class clique) threw some innocent compliments her way, so the VERY NEXT DAY she shows up at school with short hair, make-up and halved-length skirt and start drooling for Chad. She's also unrelenting on her policy that moe is garbage, while at the same time falling for handsome bishie boys.

>>>/a/160420349


Chad has a girlfriend, although she doesn't know that yet.

>>385498323
This.
Also I never let myself cum when jacking it so all there is is precum

>>385497434
but then the cum goes straight through it and makes a mess

>>385499884
>>Also I never let myself cum when jacking it
What the fuck, dude.

>>385499947
Few people don't like lasting 3 minutes.

>>385499943
use more tissues then, it aint rocket science

>>385497298
>>385499943
I use a towel or an old shirt as well when I've been saving up or have been edging a lot. Much nicer to be able to shoot freely than to try and blow a massive load into a small tissue without spilling anything.

>>385499884
Over the years on this website I have seen lots of people living their lives incorrectly. I wouldn't say this takes the cake, but certainly gets pretty high up there in the list.

I was worried about messes too so in middle school i found a way to orgasm without cumming if I just pressed up against the area below my balls right as I orgasmed but i realized it felt better to squirt

>>385499943
Use an old sock then.

>>385500148
Some people have their own thing.

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Well /v/?

>>385500165
Doing things like this scares me, last thing I want is breaking things down there. I'm afraid to use cock rings as well for that reason

>>385500196
eeeew, ever heard about fungal infections?

>>385500283
oh yeah I wouldn't recommend it as an adult Im sure itd lead to prostate problems but luckily I stopped 10 years later Im fine

>>385500269
if you dont play to win in multiplayer games then I dont want to know you

>>385500292
No, I never used a sock. I think that shit is gross.

>>385499947
>>385500148
Thing is I'm incredibly turned off by "you cant cum yet" dom stuff
I just take pleasure in having it last as long as possible

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>>385500375

>>385497298
>cum just dribbles out like a viscous goo
I got something wrong with me, I swear.

>mods are deleting on-topic threads and claiming hiro isn't a mod so his decisions don't count

That's like saying the boss of a multi-million dollar company can't decide rules for the receptionist. Hiro's the boss, fuck the mods if they think they're superior. This place is shit.

>>385500419
strawman response in that scene, and strawman retort here

how fitting

>not just cumming on your hand and flinging it across the room like spiderman

>not just eating your cum

>>385499160
Wow you are a faggot.

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>>385500148
On the same topic. I didn't know I could wipe my ass sitting down, I always stood up.

>>385500439
no fap month cures that

>>385500196
you sicken me
>>385500146
you are also fucking disgusting
>>385500091
or I can just jerk directly into the toilet/a fleshlight

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>>385500439
you aren't using your boy kegels my man

>>385500439
drink more water, you're dehydrated

>>385501956
It's okay, I don't use socks.

>>385501864
>>385501987
>>385502009
I'll try all of the above, thank you anons.

>>385501987
how to do kegels?

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>>385499718
it has only begun, my child

the misunderstandings will only grow

>>385501864
>tfw on day 5
gonna have a great fap next monday

What are some anime that aren't unbearable pandering wish fulfillment

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oh boy, describe /v/ thread

>>385503537
That speech was incredibly amusing.

>>385503342
fruits basket