>PPMD did not attend EVO 2016 due to health issues involving

>>385491517
>physical fatigue and low testosterone

He been getting maad pussy and he want to keep it going instead of playing a babbygames

>>385491785
He literally got cucked by his GF, to the point where she became a porn actress on BLACKED videos.
He's a trainwreck right now.

>>385491517
>low test
Didn't he say that doing NoFap helped with this?

>>385491932

sauce

>>385492170
I don't have any, it has been two years since the event, i doubt the majority of people remembers the source of the video or her name, but it's a known fact, like how M2K has a botched circuncision.

>>385492134
he did but we havent heard shit since then.

Focusing on high execution games like fighting games and Melee can be difficult and stressful, like studying for finals. If you're not on your A game, you're going to be on tilt. Reacting 17 ms slower than usual one time can determine a match. Consistently playing worse is just going to be depressing as people in tip-top shape put a clinic on you.

PPMD is being excessive about it, though. I think at this point he's afraid to admit he's just not on the level of Armada, Hungrybox, or Mango, or even the likes of Leffen anymore and prefers to bask in the Isai-esque deification he receives as THAT ONE LEGENDARY PLAYER WHO'S TOTALLY GOING TO COME BACK AND CLEAN HOUSE TO UPSET THE STATUS QUO ONE DAY JUST YOU WAIT! He's a paper tiger who's squandered the best years Melee will ever have.

>>385491517
Why do these literal omegas look and act so important when all they do is play video games on a meta-autistic level?

>>385491517
>low test
without paying for examinations, how can you tell you have a healthy amount of test?
what's non-broscience to naturally increase it?

>>385492764

reddit

>>385492886

My guess is it's because they slay pussy at these events with all the gurl gaymers lurking around. They're the alpha males of Smash, so even though it's a video game, these dudes probably attract quite a few fems

>>385492964
if you fap less than 3 times per day, you probably have low test

>>385492134
he never said no fap.

>>385493059
They actually don't, but they do get their egos stroked by a ton of lesser omega males who live vicariously through them

>>385493252

That is true. I just watched one their vids and the crowds are massive. People asking for high fives and shit non-stop

These dudes are like celebrities in their useless practice. Shit, even the top dudes in Smash only make like $20,000 a year max off of all the shit they compete in

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SMASH NEEDS PP

>>385491932
>He literally got cucked by his GF, to the point where she became a porn actress on BLACKED videos.
>He's a trainwreck right now.
You know what that means. Soon he'll be a trannywreck.

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>>385491517
Our guy leffen will win GOML screencap this

>>385494649

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQK-uAdXQg


ourguy should be Mango

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Post smash vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8lVl0FLwLw

hey boys, i just got a 3ds and smash for it - is there any chance i can rebind the d-pad to function like the c-stick? i saw someone say you could, but i'm not seeing it in the options.

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>>385495463
https://youtu.be/wCYt_gWxBZk

>>385495609
probably with a trainer

>>385492134
last we heard he found something dumb that worked, but if he said people would think he's crazy so he's not saying. people assumed it was nofap

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>>385495463


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giLR_4-zFzM

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>>385491517
>low testosterone

get him some of this and he'll be cured in a week

Whats captain falcons most satisfying move? Choose one only

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>>385496228
The knee.

>>385496228
YES

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>>385496228

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>>385496228
Falcon punch obviously

>>385496228
Mid-High % stomp on a grounded opponent. The delicious hitstun.

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>>385492576
>DUDE GOT KEKED BY NIGGERS!
>I DON'T HAVE ANY SAUCE B-BUT I S-SWEAR IT'S TRU!

Pretty good life you got there going for yourself, being a nigger lover on a fucking vidya board.

>>385496853

Ryan Riesling

>>385497280
yeah the boyfriend in her picture looks nothing like PPMD.

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>>385498598

Alright dipshit, since you don't know how to use google, here you go.

https://twitter.com/ryanriesling/status/673957776041902081?lang=en

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/40a8fs/top_professional_gamers_girlfriend_accuses_a/

They obviously aren't dating anymore. This happened years ago. She's probably had 50 boyfriends since.

Go to google, turn off your little boy settings, and search Ryan Riesling to see her getting stuffed with black cocks.

Faggot

I miss PP. He was my favorite player so since he hasn't been playing I've steadily been losing interest in melee, almost completely gone now. Hope he comes back some time soon, but it just seems so unlikely.

>>385491932
Actually he dumped her ass so badly that she resorted to gangbanging cause she couldn't get over it.

>>385493143
>tfw fap once every few days, sometimes a week or more depending on circumstances
>live pretty healthy overall, except for working too much
GOD DAMMIT.