Meanwhile, on SS/V/ Normandy
>wake up
>no turian gf
Why bother living. Just let the Reapers win
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE IT SHEPARD THE (((ASARI))) ARE AT THE ROOT OF EVERYTHING
>ship transforms into a fuckable robot for the pilot to bang and marry
I took some pictures of Tali in the decontamination room, photoshopped them a little, and sold them as stock photos.
Attention all crew, this is your commander. I need everyone to send me feet pics stat!
>>385490453
>not wanting a shota Turian
come
on
now
>>385491020
>>385490798
Nice meme but the asari unironically really are the space jews
TELL ME ABOUT TALI
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
Guys, how do I tell if someone is indoctrinated? Just asking for a friend. Also have you decided to pledge your allegiance ti the Reapers yet?
OH SHIT TIE FIGHTERS ARE ATTACKING