Splatoon 2 Thread

>brush
>roller
>blaster
>splatling

How bad is Salmon Run with these weapons?

>>385480693
I won 3 of 3 games at profreshional level with them

guess my teams were gud

>>385480621
Duelie squelchers are amazing.

>>385480693

Surprisingly ok if the splatling and blaster kill bosses while the roller kills trash and the brush is on egg duty.

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Raping Callie!

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GRIND ABILITIES WITH YOUR SPLATFEST SHIRT

WAIT UNTIL YOU UNLOCK ALL 3 ABILITIES

HAVE MURCH SCRUB THE SHIRT FOR ONLY 2000 G

GET DELICIOUS ABILITY CHUNKS

REPEAT UNTIL SPLATFEST IS OVER

USE THE SNAILS YOU GET FROM SPLATFEST TO EXPAND SLOTS/REROLL YOUR FAVORITE GEAR AND CUSTOMIZE ITS SUB ABILITIES TO YOUR CHOOSING

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Post squidboys

>>385480924
I don't know why you're acting like this is some kind of secret tactic of related to the Splatfest when you can do it with any gear.

>>385480924
REROLLING GIVES YOU CHUNKS JUST LIKE SCRUBBING

FUCK YOU COMCAST I WANT TO PLAY AT NIGHT

>>385481005
Because it costs 20,000 to scrub regular gear but only 2000 to scrub the splatfest tee

>>385481005
It costs 10 times less on the Splatfest tee.

>>385481005

Most gear costs 20,000.

So in theory grinding the splatfest tee will save like 90% of your funds.

>>385480919
Can human males impregnate squids?

>>385481042
>Comcast
Why would you do that to yourself?

>>385481151
There not real degenerate. So no.
Also take it to /vg/

>>385481204
You really don't get any choice in your ISP in most areas of the US.

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>>385481151
I'll keep trying until it works

>>385481302
>being a ruralfag
Why would you do that to yourself?

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>tfw you try to carry but it's not enough

>>385481151
Well they don't get pregnant, so no.

>>385481369
Walking around outside naked for hours, shooting rocks and fucking deer.

>>385481302
>>385481204
>>385481369

I'm in the suburbs and it's still a comcast monopoly.

>>385481239
take that stick out of your ass faggot
>>385481327
good luck!

>>385481369
You're misinformed. Rural options are probably better than suburban.

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>>385481417
>try to carry and it is enough

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>>385480817
Seriously.
This range is so good. Feels like I'm playing Sp1atoon again, only with slick rolls.

>>385481585

Yeah, nobody gives a shit about adding new lines in rural areas and just throwing them on the rest on the phone lines.

In suburban areas where those lines were buried in the ground 40 years ago? Yeah not fucking happening. Time Warner or Spectrum or whatever the fuck they're calling themselves these days will have a monopoly forever because of that.

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My aunt is cute. CUTE!

So been wondering, how do I get more Equipement piece from my amiibo? All I got was the Hairpiece and I can't seem to get the rest and I really want my schoolgirl outfit.

stuck in c+ hell

I need a static or something

Holy fuck you goddamn shitters. How have you still not mastered how to throw mines into the boxes.

>>385480693
It's extremely hard. I was in Pro 100, I dropped at 0 and now I'm at 20 or something.
Really really difficult. Roller and spattling are okay-ish but fuck, it's hard to do anything decent with the blaster and the brush.

>>385481862
>get tribucket
>bail water
It's the only way off that boat.

>>385481204

I've been using comcast for like 10 years across 4 different residences in 2 states and it's been consistently excellent. But I have a background in computer networking so I bullshit with the installers and tech service people, maybe they give me the secret premium service or something. I think I've never heard a positive word about them online.

>>385481862
For TC, just grab the Tri Slosher. It's way too good in TC.

>>385481105
Where do you got this splatfest tee ?

>>385481964
It's the prices for what you get that's the biggest problem.

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>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it somehow feels warm in your mouth!
>That disgusting mouthfeel... I'd rather lick Crusty Sean's grease trap!

I need 10,000 by the end of the hour and I jeep getting disconnected.

>>385481942

It gets better.

When people finally do master the ability to throw bombs you'll find yourself and the other guy staring at the flyfish waiting for the other guy to throw their bomb first so you don't have a duplicate.

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>>385482048

>>385482029

I pay 50 a month for 60 down and ~7 up because I own my own modem and router , which is perfect for what I do online. I play online games a lot and stream music and I've never even come close to the data cap that I know I have. Maybe if I had a a twitch stream or something it would be different.

How good is this game?
It looks fun, but is it actually?
how is online play?

>>385482025
go up to the kiosk by the entrance to the multiplayer lobby and look for the mayo and ketchup sign

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>>385482048
also my reaction to this
Sean is a little cinnamon roll

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>>385482048
Just imagine, if mayo wins Marina porn will skyrocket.

>>385480902
It's a big if though, especially at lower levels.

>>385482048
Ok seriously is my mind just absolutely fucked from too much port or did they actually intend this?

>just got notification that my splatoon bundle shipped out to me
>2 days before it was supposed to

Fucking gamestop

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>>385482293
It's an impotent rage simulator.

>>385482341
She already gets ALL of the porn though.

What do the moronic masses perfer between mayo/ketchup?

I don't care I just want to be on the winning side for the snail

>>385482302
oh yeah, thanks anon !

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This is my squid.

>>385482341
I think Marina covered in cum and/or mayo porn is going to skyrocket regardless.
Assuming the dialogue is the same.

Anyone got a link of the JP convo for Ketchup vs Mayo? I'd like to read it.

>>385482456
All multiplayer games are like that for me. Am I a freak for wanting to do my best and not let my team down by doing stupid shit?

>>385482531
Then just join marina's side. She's basically destined to win.

>>385482341
>>385482453
>Implying nintendo didn't have lolipandering to otakus in mind the moment they made splatton.

>>385482531

I'm a really smart guy and I prefer ketchup on fries, which I assume is what the splat fest is really about. If it's ketchup or mayo in general, it's not clear but I think I still lean toward ketchup

>>385482531
The moronic masses prefer ketchup by a landslide.

>>385482456
It's also 80 dollars. Holy fucking shit..

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>>385482469
yeah but we'll get EVEN MORE.

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>>385482681

A FUCKING LEAF

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>>385482584
My goal is to not be the weakest link, though I'm often 1st or 2nd regardless of win or loss.

>>385482531
I assume Ketchup. I wanna go with Princess Pearl but I don't like mayo over tomato jam. Sorry Hime.

>>385482636
Try mayo with some paprika, you'll never go back to sugar sauce.

>>385481574
Take your dick out of that kid and stop getting off to cartoons squids beta

>>385482584

You're not playing the game for the correct reasons. Letting your team down doesn't really matter, you're in contact with each other for like 5 minutes at a time. Just try to play the game in a way you find fun, and an increase in skill will follow because you enjoy practice.

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>Salmon run goes even with two people.
>Lose.
>Get downgraded.

>>385482580
I don't know. It won't skyrocket that much if mayo loses but if mayo wins it would double.

>>385482293
It's pretty fun, especially if you're burned out on meat grinder shooters with boring movement and no team coordination

Online is only good after you unlock ranked mode

>>385482834

Boat got wrecked, shoulda known better.

>>385482757
God you suck.

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>>385482751
i lol'd

>>385482792
There's nothing fun about being the best or second best person on a team if the rest are idiots that made us lose.

>>385481862
No statics in ranked, only in the league playlist. You'll just have to get lucky

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>>385482834

Salmon run goes with even one person anon.

Mr. Grizz has no need for mercy.

>>385482286
Same here, except I get closer to around 75 down and 10 up. Considering I get like 95% of my entertainment value from the internet, I consider it to be the best value out of all my bills by a considerable margin.

People bitching about Comcast are either so helplessly braindead when it comes to anything electronics that they're constantly having to contact Jeff from Mumbai, or they're just poor.

>>385482925

You need to separate your enjoyment of the game from the things you cannot control. If you play really well or you're doing things you like to do, you're winning even if your team is losing. If you're a basketball player and you get like 20 points but your teams defense sucks and the other guy gets 50 points, you still had a great game even though your team lost.

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Sorry, I posted a kid.

THIS is my squid.

>>385482834
Get your ass to work, boy

>>385482048
porn of Marina rimming Sean when

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>>385483025
holy hell

>>385483025
If you think about it, he's actually incentivized to let you fuck up. Squid kids work about as hard whether they're getting pro pay or part-time pay, why not demote them?

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Why is losing Turf War so much more infuriating than Ranked? Even SR isn't as bad.

>>385482834
If the lobby timer is about to run out and the room's still not full, you can press the home button to return to the menu.
Wait there a few seconds and when you return, the game will tell you there was a connection error.
Since the game didn't actually start, you don't lose points.

>>385483345

Because you get people who are inexplicably bad. I've seen Aerospray players get less than 500p in TW.

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>I bet Agent 4 has a lot of friends.....

I'm stuck working tonight, anyone try the new dualies yet?

Can't wait for all the porn of Pearl having her period and getting ketchup'd.

do you guys play this with the Flashcard or Digital download?
is the load time any different?

>living in B+ shitter land in TC
>unexpectedly rank up straight to A
>sweatingman.jpg

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>>385483589
If you've ever used the original Squelcher, its like that but with dualies.

Basically god tier. They were smart not to give it a normal bomb or something cause it would be super OP.

>>385483915
Hell yeah I loved the old one. I miss recon though.

>>385483736

Why would it matter?
You'd have to wait for everyone else anyway.

>>385481834
You gotta level up past a certain point, I think. I only got one piece the first time two, and came back after a week and got the rest of the set .

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>someone did spoil the final boss to me
>playing salmon run but getting BTFO
>barely win turf wars because my team is full of scrubs

off to a good start it seems.

>>385481112
But you still gotta grind for them, but even still, money really should't be an issue later on.

>>385482167
Thanks Onso

>>385484172
It was obvious the final boss would involve Callie

>>385481961
>>385481967
Is the tri slosher truly as great as you say? I'm desparate

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>Dual Squelcher has bombs to help misguide opponents and echolocator to help you find and toy with them
>Dualie Squelchers have fucking nothing to help offset the dualies' shit range and slight inaccuracy

There's another Dualie Squelcher in the game's code, right? Please tell me I don't have to put up with this shit forever. I miss fucking with snipers and brushes.

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>mfw someone with the duelies rolls into my bomb

Shit! When is splatfest? My girlfriend just moved and she doesn't have internet yet.

>head to TW for some easy EXP
>6 out of 8 players (including me) use the Dualie Squelchers
>constant Tenta Missiles

>>385484289

yeah i know still would be nice have a small surprise at least the design.

>>385484341
next week

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>Wave 2, huh? How about a Steel Head, Flyfish, Stinger, and Maws all in the first 30 seconds?

>>385481151
Sure, why not?

>>385484341
next Saturday and Sunday

>>385484065
gee not like there is only one kind of loading screen in the whole game

and I kinda meant for other games too like Zelda

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Scrubbing the splatfest shirt only costs 2000 coints compared to the usual clothing's 20000.
If you want to grind ability chunks this week,
>get the splatfest shirt
>unlock the first ability (4000p)
>scrub it for 2000 coins
>repeat
You only want the first ability since unlocking the other abilites cost a lot more points per slot (8000 and 12000 respectively).

I wish I could fall below C- to be with my peers

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>>385484447
>Wave 1, High tide and a shit ton of Grillers

>>385484640
me on the right

>>385480693
Thats the challenge newbie

What the actual fuck is with Salmon run right now?

Instead of bosses, this giant spaceship just dropped boxes. We didn't get a single egg from any of them and that was round 1

>>385484629
How do you participate in Splatfest

>>385484832
You have to kill the enemies that drop the boxes. Each one of those is worth 1 golden egg.
The mothership will also try to steal your golden eggs from the basket. When that is about to happen, rush back and try to fight it back. Killing it here gives you another golden egg.
Read the salmon run manual.

>>385480693
Pretty fucking bad. I've had like 4-5 games in a row where the whole team got wiped, and my rank consequently skyrocketed downwards as a result.

>>385484832
hit the boxes before they touch the ground, newb

>>385484629
>You only want the first ability since unlocking the other abilites cost a lot more points per slot (8000 and 12000 respectively).
What does that even mean? Don't abilites unlock by using an item

>>385484958
>Read the salmon run manual.

>over 300 pages
No

>>385484640
*unzips unwashed foreskin*

>>385484990
You unlock abilities for clothing by using that piece of clothing. You can check that the bars under it after finishing a battle rise a bit depending on how you did.

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>tfw you're on a date and a thot starts bothering you

so.... Ketchup or Mayo


i can't decide

i like both

>stingray wastes his special on stingers instead of on flyfish and steelheads

every fucking time

>>385485523

So that preference is neutral. Now pick the idol that is more your waifu

>>385485556
That's completely valid if there's bosses preventing anyone from getting closer to the Stinger (or getting back safely). Otherwise, you are fucked. Flyfish come to you, Stringers don't.

The real problem is anyone burning a special at all on the first round and a half.

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>>385484703

>Wave 1 Mothership

>Wave 2 Mothership

>Wave 3 Mothership but on highest tide

I honestly wonder if the game was glitching or something.

>>385485679
Better to burn a special in an early round than to lose it outright. You've got a total of 8 specials after all.

>>385484832
There's nothing more infuriating than a team who doesn't know how to play the mothership round. Read the goddamn manual.

>>385485556
>aim my stingray on a steelhead
>see huge fucking hitsparks indicating I'm hitting it but can't see a damn thing past that
>didn't hit a damn thing

thanks

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>Salmon Run right now
YAMERO

>>385484163
Alright, thanks.

Could you always go above 100 points in Salmon Run? I thought the highest was 100 with 215% pay, but I got 120 points and 220% pay today.

>>385482551
Actually, she's mine.

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>>385486750
In Profreshional you can.

>>385486815
Thanks. There's no way those ranks exist though, right, what would be the point? You go back down to 40 points each rotation, anyway.

Haven't played this game in portable mode yet, what's it like

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>literally turns back in to the original dual squelchers when dodge rolled

>get cornered by two steel eels
>MAWS spawns right on top of me

I don't think this semen slurping mode is for me guys

>>385485282
Thats what I thought, so why is he implying it costs money

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>>385485336
atleast tell your date to change clothes goddamn

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>>385485336
>tfw you keep getting texts from an obnoxious faggot

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>>385486815
>Profreshional 999

>>385487056
I think it's got a longer range in single gun mode so this is made for back-rolling.

What is Splatfest? Do we shoot ketchup instead of ink?

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>>385487304
>rank 999
>wave 1
>high tide
>4 flyfish, 3 steelheads, 5 steel eels, and 6 maws immediately spawn

>>385487102
Did you use all your specials already?

>>385487485
You forgot the 7 Stingers spread all around you as well.

I'm so fucking tired of seeing Dualie Squelchers already. When will this meme end?

>>385487476
I think you mean Mayo.

>>385486776
No, I took her while you weren't looking

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It's actually fun to play with and against Japs.

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>splatfest shirt can be scrubbed for only 2000 coins

Wtf i love Murch now

>>385487721
Whatever. Is that what it is? Does it replace ranked for the day or something?

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>>385485336
This date is going pretty well

>>385487485
I love the way enemy combinations play off each other in SR. If you have one Steel Eel encircling escape routes, a Scrapper chasing you around, and a Stinger sniping you, plus the mob of normal enemies, you can get fucked up from just a few bosses.

Calling it now. Final Splatfest for Splatoon 2 will be Agent 3 versus Agent 4.

>>385487753
Japs are the only ones to consistently return my Booyah at the start of each game, so they're fine in my book

Please tell me you can fall back to C-.
This B- shit is too hard for me.

>>385480693
Are you saying Mr. Grizz doesn't know what kind of weapons to give you?

>>385487872
There's a reason why people are raving about Salmon Run. The bosses are really well designed.

>>385487753
>censoring your name
Also because of regional matchmaking, those are most likely weebs rather than nips.

>>385487790
Yes, turf war for the whole day.

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I kinda want to go Mayo just because of the shitfest that was the demo splatfest. Got only like 3 matches against cake

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>Rainmaker
>Your team act like idiots at the beggining
>They basically let them get to low seconds at the beginning.
>yfw you still turn it around but they have such a low amount of seconds that they still win by timeout even if your inches from their point.

>>385487790
You choose a side and then play normally
The team with the most wins wins the splatfest
You get rewards at the end based on how much you participated and whether your team won
And the music changes

>>385488065
So how is that gonna work considering like 3 people are gonna pick Mayo? Just a ton of waiting that day?

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>>385487156
I will eventually.

>get to level 15 on a weapon
>decide to quit for a while
>play more Splatoon
>lose one match on said weapon
>drop down to 13

What the fuck?

>>385488179
kill yourself tomatofag

>>385488098
>>yfw you still turn it around but they have such a low amount of seconds that they still win by timeout even if your inches from their point.
That's not even possible. With overtime the losing team almost always wins rainmaker. You don't even have to score, you just have to get 1 point closer than the other team

>>385488179
The most popular team will likely play against themselves while the least will actually play against the opposite side. Which side wins is scored on 3 things. Popularity, Solo and Team play.

>>385488118
Don't forget, the ink color changes too.

Hey is this salmon run crap worth grinding for? It's kinda fun but are the rewards worth the time?

>>385488251
Losses count more in the freshness meter the higher the meter is.
Meter's worthless though outside of the EXP bonuses it gives you at 10 and 15.

>Still sold out on Amazon

What the fuck.

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Wait. Coins can't be used to reroll and add slots this time around? Only snails?

Nintendo what the actual hell?

>>385487889
With Callie going for 3 and Marie going for 4

>>385488370
>this person makes more money than you do

is mayo good

>>385488370
big money

>>385488251
It's not a level, it's based on your win ratio over your last several battles.

>>385488264
>the losing team almost always wins rainmaker
This is not true at all.

>>385488054
It's 6:00 here. It's Japs.

>>385488329
How are solo and team play even different? Team play is just the sum of solo points no?

I only got Splatoon 1 a few weeks ago and they don't do splatfests so sorry for the retardation

>>385488410
You can get snails outside of splatfest now, and scrubbing, which does cost money, lets you manually reroll them.

>>385488390

Leave it to Nintendo to punish you for doing better.

>>385483915
how do you get these? splatnet 2?

>>385488557
Anon, the meter's worthless. Nobody outside of you can even see it.

>>385480693

I hate the brush, the others are manageable

>>385488579
Just go to Sheldon's store.

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>>385488557
>lose
>whine that a stat which tracks your wins and losses goes down

>>385488370
Tons of money, chunks, gear, food and drink tickets. It's pretty great

I'm never getting out of go-getter hell.

>>385488264
Not when you're near the other team's point, so they bum rush you, drop the Rainmaker and end Overtime in a second.

If you let those fuckers get a lot of time at the beggining is super hard to turn it around since one mistake and you hand them the win.

>>385488721

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, you stupid fucking nigger.

>>385488519
Team is a premade of 4

It only took a week to get some dualies that aren't shit tier. Now we just need to wait for the custom dualie squelcher to get splat bombs and ink armor.

>>385488961
Wow, how butthurt can you get over losing points and then blaming the game?

>Level 18 requires 40.3k XP to level up

please tell me this caps out at something

>>385484906
Just play the game when it's going on

>>385489221
50. New weapons stop at 30.

>>385489221
If it's like the first game, past 20 it starts using a different system for leveling up. The requirements still increase with every level, though.

How long do you think it'd take to hit S-Rank on any mode?

>trying to get superfresh
>at 14
>two 3v4s and then a classic sub-500 point roller user

What the actual FUCK is this system, why is it in the game, whoever designed it needs to be shot, I hope another nuclear plant melts down FUCK YOU

>>385489398
>past 20 it starts using a different system for leveling up
Wrong, it still is based on EXP like the first few levels.
I'm at 24 and need 48k EXP to level up.

>>385489460
How gud at squid are you? Some people are there already. I consider myself above average and am working my way through A at the moment. With the new ranking system it can be done in a few weeks as long as you're good.

So, mustard or ketchup?

>double Grillers
>Steel Eel on hightide

Wew lad

>>385489626
Not too amazing, unfortunately. I hit Level 4 (won all my matches, at least) and went on to do some Salmon Run and Octo Canyon's levels with every weapon.

>>385489528
are you upset

Literally going to rank down from go-getter thanks to all these inbred shitkids.

>>385482167
Sheldon gets bullied way too much.

>>385480621
Voting for Pearl to give her a chance against the hordes of waifufags feels like I'm doing a good deed.

>>385480924
Holy fuck that's an amazing deal. Where can I grind real fast, rank or turf war?

>>385490457
Splatfest is the only time you can wear a Splatfest Tee, and Splatfest is only Turf War, so there's your answer.

>>385490457
Ranked is faster if you can win every time, but Turf War is more consistent.

>>385490517
You can wear the shirt for the whole week before the Splatfest, and bring it to any mode during that week.

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>>385484629
He told you not to tell anyone you fag bag!

>>385490583
Oh.

>>385490517
>Splatfest is the only time you can wear a Splatfest Tee

you can wear it right now

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https://twitter.com/Grizz_Co/status/891159646861496320
Does this change your opinion at all?

>>385491040
he's right

The new weapon feels too good. I'm going to use the fuck out of them.

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>it's another you got stuck with a melee weapon and your retard teammates can't kill Steelhead episode

>>385491040
Just one endless example of how versatile mayo is.

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>try out the new dualies
>can't kill anyone because they're slower than every other dualie
>can't use my sub to approach anyone because it's just a fucking sonar bomb
>can't use my special because I always die before I get it

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>385491704
Sheldon said they're good as a support weapon. Try running around as a pair and covering ground that way? I was thinking about using them but they might be different to other dualies in their playstyle.

>>385488080
This is what I do every splatfest. I look at the two options, ask "Which one will have the larger playerbase?" then pick the opposite. I like being matched against the enemy team.

>>385491704
Anon, you're just really bad.

>>385491704
Being slower shouldn't matter because you outrange a decent amount of weapons, and the sub/special are specifically made to let you know where the enemy is ahead of time

>>385491040
>eggs with ketchup

Fucking barf

>>385480902
Son you better git gud with the brush, that thing is amazing at killing Steelheads if you can get in range.

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>>385491040
>scrambled eggs with ketchup

Who even does this?

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just played out of my mind in one of my first ranked matches

slosher so much fun but my hands hurt pretty quickly when I use it ;_;

>>385491040
Wait is this official? If so, I want to make Mr. Grizzco proud of me, so Mayo it is.

>>385491040
This is your account, isn't it?

>>385491952
>30 kills
What the hell did they just walk into you?

>>385491952
And you're not even using the good slosher. Nice work

>>385487918
This

They understand how the game is played.

>>385491903
a lot of kids do

>>385492024
I had a couple of good tenta missiles near the end and I was mostly just covering the rainmaker from high ground instead of mindlessly zerging into it

Why doesn't this fucking system drop my rank for losing? Lost like a million games and still sitting way higher than I should be at B-.

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>>385491817
I know. The Squelchers were my best weapon and it hurts knowing they've been butchered into a support weapon. That thing got me into S+ in Splatoon 1.

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Sh-she'll be good this time around right? With slightly more range and damage right?

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>tfw you see your teammates names, and you just know you're in for a shitty game

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>IT'S A 'NOBODY WANTS TO GRAB THE RAINMAKER' EPISODE
>IT'S ALSO A 'NOBODY WANTS TO ESCORT IT EITHER' EPISODE

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>>385492723
Those who don't learn from the past usually repeats it.

>>385482286
holy shit I can get unlimited 1gbs all with that much in my country

>>385481834
You get the next piece of gear by tapping the amiibo after you played a certain amount of online matches. Like 15 or so.

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>>385492704
>Lex, Alex, and Alexander
>mfw

Does anyone know if the ability chunks from the first/second/third ability slots are the same? Or do you get more for the later slots?

Does the splatoon 1 amiibo exclusives clothes still have the same abilities as the first game?

Reminder that all Ketchupfags will lose to us Mayobros.

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Salmon Run weapons suck. Time for demotions!

>>385491040

This is just sad. Pearl is so fucking bad that the devs had to pay Mr. Grizz to shill for her side and even the odds.

>>385480693
Not as bad as I thought it'd be. It really was just a matter of our team's skill and just how the match went like always. Sure you have to change your tactics a little, but there's really nothing these weapons can't do. It really goes to show how well Salmon Run was designed.

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>>385492723
>take the rainmaker and slip past opposing team
>essentially have a victory lap thanks to all the run speed and swim speed

>>385493091
To hell with tomato jam

>>385487889
It's going to be Squid Sisters vs. Off the Hook.

>>385488556
Are snails a Salmon Run reward too or something? I hadn't heard.

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Scheduled reminder that Grizzco loves you and is proud of you, kid, now go out there and show those salmonids the wrath of god.

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>weapon is close to Freshness bonus
>decide to pop the double EXP meal ticket
>15. STRAIGHT. LOSSES.
>7 or so of them involved one or more 0-pointers

This isn't normal, is it? Just want to fucking hurl my joycons through my TV

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>join game
>have leaver
>finish and join new game
>have 2 leavers

I will find you.

>>385493580
Just farm tickets nub.

>>385493560
Give me some better weapons, and I will, you fuck.

>>385493668
Patched out

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>>385493668
IT'S THE ONE YOU ONLY GET ONE OF
I'M FUCKING FURIOUS AND I DON'T WANT TO EVEN PLAY MY LAST FIVE MATCHES

FUCK NINTENDO

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>>385480621

>need one more win to get to S rank in tower controlll
>game modes change before i can play a few more games
>switches back to tower controll
>my rank is reset all the way to the bottom but the break on my rank bar stays there


WHICH EVER FUCKING DIRTY SHIT STAIN DEVELPOER THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SHIT!

I WOULD LITERALLY SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER SUGGESTED THIS IDEA!

>>385493712
Don't you ever fucking speak like that to Mr. Grizz again.

>>385493748
don't install the patch. Not sure if switch allows players to delete update data like the 3ds

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I am 30 years old and I have unironically never met anyone that would choose mayo over ketchup.

Perhaos in certain situations like a ham sandwich or something, but if you are in a scenario where you could choose one or the other.... Honestly nintendo has fucked up yet again.

>>385493874
>don't install the patch
So, never play online again. Good idea.

>>385493909
There's the European factor.

>>385493712

>Being too shit to perform no matter the weapon
>Disrespecting Mr. Grizz

You fucking scum, are you an octarian?

>>385493832
No anon, you're an idiot. There's a separate rank in every mode. Cracks in your rank are per-mode, they don't "stay there." You just suck and had a crack in your rank in both modes.

Is Japan getting a splatfest? What's their topic?

>>385493869
>>385494024
Mr. Grizz ain't shit. Fuck the brush, and roller. I don't want this melee shit.

>>385493869
Here's your Blaster, Charger, Roller, and Brush kid. Now get after those grillers. :^^^^^^^)))))))))

So how the hell do you use the Stinger? Seems like it's impossible to kill anyone with it and leaves you extremely vulnerable.

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>>385493985
I suppose so... How do the japs factor into this?

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>>385493983
>being this dense

Farm tickets until satisfied
Update when ready

>>385494057
>It's mayo vs. ketchup as well
Fucking why?

>>385494128
It's worthless right now. Maybe they'll buff it.

Can someone explain the whole ticket system and what they do exactly?

>>385494174
Honestly this is more for them than us considering they use both quite heavily and in more ways than we do

Shit like mustard and BBQ might as well not exist over there, that's why we're getting this duo. It's an actual debate for them

>>385494153
Everybody in this thread is clearly already playing online so they have the patch, moron.

>>385494057
same

>>385494059
>>385494106
You salmonid sympathizers could stand to be a bit more profreshional.

>>385494106

YES BOSS, ANYTHING FOR YOU

>>385494239
You get tickets from single-player and salmon run. You trade them for food that gives you an exp, money, or gear exp bonus for 20 matches.

>>385494128
Instead of trying to turn it you can cancel the animation and quickly turn by dipping into ink. It still kind of sucks though.

>new dualies
These are fucking strong

>>385494153
And risk getting banned I guess good advice my dude

>>385494128
>>385494217
It controls space at an infinite distance. If you don't know why that's good, you're a TW kiddie and/or don't understand how to play Splatoon. It's not one of the best specials, but it has situational uses that no other weapon has.

All dualies users should be hanged
Y/N?

Im new to Splatoon. How do I avoid getting a tuef war against level +20s? Also, i see other people leaving rooms while were waiting forbew teammates. How does one do that? All buttons just make funny noises with the bg music.
>super fresh to raw due to +7 straight battles of me gettig paired with level 2-5s againts 15-24s
Ayayayay

>>385494353
>someone starts using stinger
>slowly move in any direction to dodge

How deadly

>>385494239
you give ticket to crusty and you get the corresponding perk which is a multiplier to increase either exp, cash or chance of rolling a certain gear ability

>>385494340
>nintendo banning for an ingame exploit

All those poor players banned for save scumming ll that gear.

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Stop using aerospray it's not as good as you think it is

>>385494050
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

I was already 1 win away from S rank in tower controll and now it reset down to zero.


STFU IF YOU DONT HAVE THE GAME!

The inevitable Tri-Slosher nerf is going to happen soon isn't it

>>385494340
No one got banned for doing this. The game can't keep track of how you got each of your tickets, so Nintendo didn't ban anyone or take away our tickets. They just patched it so that we couldn't do it anymore.

Who's cooking

>>385494443
>three Aerospray teammates in ranked
End my fucking life, this shit is why I'll never get out of C

>>385494448
That's not how it works, you fucking dipshit. If your gauge cracks too much the rank resets to 0 for that mode, or it resets to the yellow line if you passed it. It doesn't reset because the modes change. Fucking educate yourself.

>>385494315
>>385494414

>20 matches for one ticket

Wow that's surprisingly generious.

>>385494410
>thinks specials are only about getting kills
Okay, so you don't understand how to play the game.

>>385494282
If I could get better weapons, I wouldn't have lost my profreshionalism :^)

>>385494595
Not when it's 50% on the 800-1000 you're getting for babysitting your losing team. I swear to fucking Christ all my losing streaks happen when I've got one of those fucking tickets active

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>>385494443
I miss the burst bomb and kraken aeropray.

How long until Grizzco gets sued for neglect in safety protocols and general inkling rights violations?

>>385494595
They're pretty uncommon. At least now that they patched out the exploit that allowed you to farm the +50% food tickets in Single Player.

>>385494654
Stingray does not drop ink under it. Get a grip.

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>>385494819

He should be sued for those fucking weapons tonight in Salmon Run

>>385494819
Never, because Grizz is smart enough to hire children who don't know shit about any of those things.

>>385494819
How long until they stop locking out an entire fucking mode in the game to time cycles? Fuck this bullshit.

>>385494917
>thinks specials are only about covering ground
Okay, I get it, you really don't know how to play the game. Probably a TW kiddie.

>>385494443
It's the ultimate pubstomper. I carry teams of people with levels higher than me. I just unlocked ranked, though.

>>385495014
So you don't tag (the point of the game) or cause damage (secondary point) and yet it's useful.

OK I'm all in, troll me good brutha.

>>385494106
Goddamn the blaster is fucking awful.

B is just the same garbage with the same cocksuckers that refuse to stand on the tower.

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rate my squid ^.^

>>385495135
I already said what the purpose of the Stingray was in my first reply. You just missed it because you have no concept of WHY you "tag" and "cause damage" in Splatoon. Protip: in every mode besides Turf War, neither of those things is a win condition.

I'm a little confused by these splatfest posts.
Do I have to actually post to my freaking Facebook in order for the game to allow me to share with other players? Or how does this work?

>>385495263
>not rockin a splatfest shirt
0/10 get to work on those chunks.

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>>385494583
>>385494583
NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP AUTIST!

Is it just me or are all the NEETs playing Turf War right now?

>>385495276
The amount of space you can control with it is unbelievably negligible, combined with the fact that you are completely vulnerable.

>>385493985
That would be great if they actually counted counted Europe separately like they did in Splat1, if it's anything like the Cake vs Ice Cream Splatfest Mayo has no chance in hell of winning. Still gonna vote for the better condiment though.

>>385494389
Those are disconnects, you can't leave a lobby normally. Who knows why that's a thing.

>>385495557
The only reason mayo stands a chance is because we're getting shared results with Europe. If it was just the American one, this would be the most one-sided splatfest yet.

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>>385494953
Made me laugh

Buff the Baller.
Ninety percent of the time it's a either a suicide ball or you just end up painting a bit of ground. Shit can't even climb up the tower because of the grates around it.

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>>385494146
I don't know about their opinion on Ketchup, but I know they've got their own brand of mayo. It just any regular mayo but thinner and more tangy; breedy gud.

Never have I wanted to strangle so many players as when playing Splatoon.

>>385495960
>enemy sees you
>destroys your baller in 5 nanoseconds leaving you open in the enemy ink
I've had some multikills with the thing but damn is it hard to use.

>>385496004
I've always wanted to try jap mayo. I'm interested as to why it features so much in their work.

>tfw there are better players in Turf War than in actual fucking Ranked mode
Makes you think...

>>385496160
It's basically luck whether or not they spot you.

>>385484703
>you have the splatling and it targets you first

>>385496004
They also have their own brand of ketchup. And one of the most popular dishes among children is an omelette filled with rice, ketchup, and sometimes chicken.

>>385496160
Apparently one main special up adds 80 health to the ball so that should buy you and extra second or so, try that.

>>385496223
>aerosprays that cant turf worth a bird shit
>chargers that live 2 seconds in the past
>rollers that main w+m1 pyro
>enemy team full of clan tag faggots with splattershots
no.

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>>385495730
True, but even here in the Netherlands where people generally like mayo it's pretty 50/50 on which people prefer.