Smiles you failed to protect

cute

>>385476116
>Was doing nothing wrong, just enjoying a milkshake
>Going to be killed by narrowminded psycopaths because HURRRRR I DON'T LIKE YOUR IDEOLOGY DUUUUUUURRRRRR

white boi

>>385476116
How many times are they going to do the "Nazi officer scrutinizes a disguised BJ" scenario? This is the fourth time.

/v/ has gone so far down the rabbit hole that a fictional nazi is considered a sympathetic character.

>>385479937
Name 4 times this happened

>>385479991
DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME ANON
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO THIS

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>>385480109
;_;

>>385480072

With that being the fourth, there was the initial capture and the train car in the first game, And in new blood it was that bitch you delivered the tea to

>>385480353
so what's the third

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>>385480198
YOU SON OF A BITCH

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>>385480454

>>385480426
New Blood - Frankfurt/Hot Dog moment at the beginning.

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>>385476116

you think it would get easier after 6 years
it doesnt

>>385479761
>Being this retarded

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>>385479937
>Nazi officer scrutinizes a disguised BJ

>>385481045
thats (you)

>>385476116

NAZI FUCKIN SPACEMAN

>>385476116
>no press X to drink a milkshake with my new german friend option
gamesux

>>385480871
Not like this man.
Other keyshit is sappy but planetarian did get to me.

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>>385480532
>>385480198
>Implying Toko wasn't the only smile you were bound to protect.

>>385479761

Blasco was just hanging out in the shop. It was the Jerry who decided to make the first move.

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>>385482096

>>385476116

I don't like seeing them humanized.

>>385476116
I don't want to protect his smile, I want to fucking kill him.
He's a fucking nazi.

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FUUUUUUUUUUCKK

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>>385483585
>see Nazi at a bar
>viciously kill him
>turns out he was going to a costume party
>judge agrees his costume was in poor taste but sentenced me anyway
>now I'm doing 30 to life in state prison with my ass ravaged by real "White Power" types

I don't know, anon, that could turn out badly for ya.

>>385480871
Why don't you come to the planetarium?
The beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade.
All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.

It still hurts.

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>>385479761
>nothing wrong
>"HOLY SCHIT, YOU'RE ZEE INFAMOUS ZERIAL KILLER UND ONE MAN ARMY B.J. BLASCOVITZ"

>>385480198
>>385479991
W-what happened?

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>>385476116
>The thing I like most about America is the milkshakes

Does Germany not have milkshakes?

>>385484618
She got read Kara no Shoujo. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but she got it pretty bad.

>>385484783
They're really not that popular in europe sadly

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>>385484783
When McDonald's went into Germany in the 1970s, there was no such thing as a frozen milkshake there, the closest thing they had was milk mixed with flavoring.

>>385484783
Europe doesn't even put fucking ice in their drinks

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>>385484783
>Krauts want to get rid of cheeseburgers and other American foods

>>385485175
Hamburger are german though

>>385485063
They don't even microwave their water. It's fucking 2017 and they use stoves to heat up their water.

>>385484783
Spain here, you can find them in plenty of restaurants, but they are not nearly as popular as in USA and such.

>>385480871
FUCK
FUUUCK

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How did they manage to reboot the title so well is beyond my comperhension. I kinda stopped getting interested in this kind of vidya, but after i saw this trailer i got a little bit excited. Motive of americans getting oppressed in their own country without playing heroes is just so fucking good, and it's good motive to begin with so it would work even without taking burgerland on.

>>385484783
as yuro, milkshakes are popular here, except finding them in macdonalds we also have some places that offer exactly this kind of food, kind of milk bars. But it's not mainstream, not kebab-tier.

Reminder that Krauts are fucking sub humans that don't know what milkshakes are