European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Forced
NEXT: Undertale
LATER: Jazzpunk
STREAM 2: Guilty Gear XRD Rev 2
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule: http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1: https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
NASA is also on-going here
https://www.twitch
.tv/nasa_marathon
real thread here
>>385467138
>>385467138
>>385467138
>>385467138
Ignore runner posters, go back to comfy
No shitty attentionwhores and drama enablers allowed!
Make this a comfy thread and ignore the autist
Reminder /srg/ runners are even more autistic than the people they mocked.
>>385467073
>STREAM 2: Guilty Gear XRD Rev 2
Don't fucking lie to me anon
punchy did NOTHING wrong
>>385467210
Sorry it is indeed offline.
>>385467179
you can start by not posting anymore anime.
>>385467179
for once I agree with the dumb akariposter
wtf is this game
i cant seem to pay attention because boring
>>385467167
why do you do this every fucking thread?
>>385467264
i don't know
i fucking hate multiplayer """"runs""""
Dark Souls 2 is the worst Souls game.
>>385467169
what if runners are anon posters?
idk shit about forced but it looks kinda boring
>>385467295
i could say the same to you.
Alright guys I'm going to McDonalds. Anybody want something?
>>385467130
That's not live you dumb cuck
>>385467349
what souls games do you run anon?
>>385467349
best speedrunning Souls game though
>>385467349
fume knight is the best boss of any souls game
>>385467225
He didn't tell the announcer to jump in front of a shuttle train, he can't be anymore wrong.
>>385467410
I'll take a big mac, but can you tell them to use the quarter pounder meat in it instead? thanks...
>>385467438
True.
>>385467197
/srg/ runners do not mock people. /srg/ isn't runners, mate.
>>385467387
ignore anons talking about stale drama too, as they're likely runnersplus that autist can't keep himself from replying to everything so it'll be obvious
>>385467461
haha N U G G E T S
>>385467410
Go to Subway instead senpai
>>385467410
An Arch Deluxe, please.
>>385467461
WHATS THE MATTER BOY, NUGGETS GOT TO YOU?
>>385467410
gimme a few 20 piece nugget boxes xDD
>>385467525
i never got the appeal of subway
but it might be because i don't eat vegetables and sandwiches are just hamburgers?
>>385467476
>shuttle train
>>385467465
Orphan of Kos and Gael are better.
By far the best boss in DaS2 though.
Iron King is best DLC too.Never been a fan of Alonne.
>>385467496
They started out as /srg/ people, whether they dropped it or not is irrelevant.
>>385467410
Double quarter pounder with cheese. Any other response is objectively wrong.
NASA stream is kinda boring tbqh - it looses a lot when it's one runner at a time and they're all streaming from home
>>385467410
Chili cheese tops and choco milkshake
>>385467576
>sandwiches are just hamburgers
? ? ?
>>385467349
Bloodborne is the worst Souls game.
>>385467576
>sandwiches are just hamburgers?
u wot m8
>>385467410
go to pizza hut instead
>>385467349
demon's is the worst souls game objectively
>>385467438
It doesn't even have any tech, you retard stream monster.
>>385467618
>>385467638
like if i'm going to subway to put ham on a sandwich i'd rather just do a 360 and go to wendy's instead because ground beef >>> ham sandwiches
>>385467621
I've never even seen it, what's wrong with it?
>>385467662
>go to the worst pizza chain
No thanks I'm good
>>385467672
tech? isn't that some fighting game cancer word? what the fuck does that have to do with dark souls
>>385467576
>sandwiches are just hamburgers
American here, now you're pissing me off.
>>385467621
>>385467663
Factually wrong.
>>385467621
>doesnt even have submec
kys
>>385467689
so sandwiches arent hamburgers at all, you just prefer hamburgers to sandwiches, you fucking autist.
>half hour of Diablo x Gauntlet
>then undermeme for another hour and half
Gonna go watch Postal then
>>385467476
Banned for our sins
post nugget memes
>>385467663
What is everyone's thoughts on "Demon's Souls"? I always thought the name was creative and was irked that it confused some people--a demon has or is carrying more than 1 soul.
>>385467594
i can concede Gael, but it's impossible not to like Alonne
>walks around with a katana amongst a bunch of regular armored knights; the embodiment of the shameless weeb
>nods to you before facing you in honorable combat
>has the best OST of DaS2
>so dedicated to being a weeb that he even commits seppuku if you get by with taking no damage
>>385467735
Dumb stream monster.
>>385467689
You don't get ham sandwiches at Subway m80.
You get like meatball subs and shit.
it's Friday night, what are you all drinking to watch this shitshow? about to shake up some mojitos
>>385467772
so there's no real point to Subway as a meatarian because sandwiches are generally desired because it's a combination of pickles or some shit vegans eat
>>385467772
To be fair SOME sandwiches are hamburgers.
>>385467592
Oh shit did I ATM machine? Jumping in front of a shuttle train now
>>385467809
no reddit, its been beaten to death already
enough already
it was funny yesterday, today is just pathetic and forced
>>385467809
that's so fucking bad.
like literally, bad.
>>385467757
>>385467820
i give it respect due to starting souls but its also the weakest one. stuff like having weight limits and world tendency was removed for a reason.
speedrun.tv/nasa_marathon
Better, comfier marathon right here lads. Let's get it
>>385467870
You get any kind of sub you want, to include one with ham...
>that's never happened before
>>385467938
>due to starting souls
that was king's field tho
or evergrace if we're going 3d arpg format
>>385467938
World tendency was a great concept. It shouldn't have been removed, it should have been fixed.
Could have catapulted the replay value sky high, honestly.
>>385468041
i mean the Souls™ series specifically
I'm out until after this shit block is done
>>385467060
u mad bro?
Punchy did nothing wrong. The guys on the back and the retard who couldn't even speak english reading the donations were trying too hard to be attention whores.
>>385468148
stop
>>385468041
both of these are pretty far from the souls "formula"
>>385468223
Jesus give it a rest you fucking autist.
Finally a run that uses the PC version!
>>385468041
End this meme, KF only shares themes with Souls.
>>385467923
>>385467908
t. susan
>>385468223
Be that as it may he still came across as a sensitive whiny self-absorbed baby cunt. The bitching on Twitter and in these threads only drove that point home.
NASA runner choking hard
>>385468223
he did do wrong in thinking he gets to decide how the event is run. He's a guest there, he doesn't make the rules. He doesn't decide how the stream operates during his run. It's his job to be entertaining and do his run, that's it.
>>385468303
>I've been nuggetized!
That's going on his tombstone
>>385467938
Plays better and has better bosses than 2.
>>385468303
>>385468331
fucking kek
I feel like my life has been extended by at least 2 years over this whole nugget thing, god bless.. haven't laughed this much in ages.
>>385468331
I expect a transition and legal namechange to susan soon.
what stream do u guys watch
>>385468223
This is the new Caveman vs Chibi. I will force it until I die.
it's dark seouls not "souls".
just like Seoul Caliber, SeoulCraft, Blade and Seoul, etc.
>>385467908
>Complains about reddit
>Uses reddit spacing
t. Susan McNuggets
>>385467621
BB>3>2>1>Demon's
BB is fucking superb
>>385468491
>Susan McNuggets
I am literally in tears right now, imagining Susan's reaction to reading this post is just making me grind harder and sharper. Fucking hell
>>385468315
do you know how I can tell you've never ran at a marathon before
because you seem to think runners shouldn't have any say in how their run is presented which is so obviously retarded it shouldn't even need explaining
I'm not a guest, I'm volunteering my fucking time for their stream. Having it wasted is insulting.
>>385468570
i havent played BB since i dont own a ps4, is it worth getting a ps4 for?
>>385468428
The secret trap porn stream.
>>385468428
ANIME
nuggets
>>385468594
You should have gone postal and just walked away midrun.
>>385468674
gud 1 m8!
>>385468643
if you have put hundreds of hours into the other games then yes easily.
susan mcnuggets
>>385468594
some of these 4tards are very childlike, even though they are 18+. You can't expect them to understand.
I'm going to be succinct and beat it to the punch: he did nothing wrong.
>>385468727
Yeah m8 I did my best. Wanna hear another one?Susan
this is boring
>>385468594
How much money did you spend on this?
>>385468784
I dont know, he was a bit irritable. Maybe he was hungry, should had fed him a few nuggets.
>>385468880
its a fucking lets play
>>385468880
Diablo was a mistake.
>>385468643
If you are a fan of the Souls games than absolutely. I bought a PS4 solely for Bloodborne andMaddenand I was satisfied with the purchase.
>>385468741
i couldwalk to hall B and play it on someone else's PS4, but i'm not sure how much i'd get out of it in two days' time max
what i've seen of it looks really really good though and i was already considering getting a ps4 for some other games
>>385468698
idk why more people dont do it already
viewership dying hard on this game
>>385468880
Part of the reason we keep nuggetposting is we wont get a single good run till MM at the end of the event.
>>385468880
Let's talk about chicken nuggets then
>>385468943
Try it out a bit then decide. I think you should buy it though, if you have the spare cash.
>>385468931
diablo speedruns are much better than this
>>385468994
Okay. What are your favorite nuggets? McDonald nuggets are shit tier, no wonder Susan got mad. Barely even count as chicken.
>Undertale race next
Gonna go kill myself by suffocating on nuggets.
>>385468674
>>385468727
>>385468809
literally had more mcdonald's in his run than the ACTUAL MCDONALD'S GAME DID
>>385469138
i mean, you're gonna buy a burger if you're going to a fast food place like that
WE WANT GEX HD AND WE WANT IT NOW
is the nugget faggot still here?
>>385468943
the only game's i have played on PS4 are Bloodborne and Nioh and i was pretty satisfied. Consider Nioh also cause its a similar game.
>In about 5 hours
>Titanfall 2
can't believe I'm going to miss out on a fast run like TF2 because of real fuckin' euro hours
>>385468979
>MM
>good
its ""glitchless""
>>385469208
I think he got laughed out of the thread. Probably humping a bag of nuggets to let out stress.
Persian girls are so perfect.
>>385469265
>its ""glitchless""
Is it? Im sorry, then there isnt a single good run left for the whole event unless they come up with something decent during the bonus stream. Enjoy the nuggetposting.
>>385469290
why do you think a white guy ran off across the world to save a persian princess?
>>385469284
I laugh because it's so ridiculous but he was in the right
>>385469217
>>385469063
sounds good, i'll probably go ask the guy if I can try it out on his PS4 and then see if it's worth it (although from the sounds of it its totally worth it)
F R E W
>went away
>made some nuggets
>come back
>Punchy still complaining about his run
>>385468594
>Having it wasted is insulting.
0 time was wasted. You were shown on stream to an audience. Some fun was had. A game was beat. You explained some concepts. Some charity money raised. Some laughs.
>>385469382
BLEACHED
>>385469392
He was in the right but he overreacted so hard to being lightly wronged that most people ended up just laughing at him.
>>385469234
holy fuck she's hot. does she les out?
>undertale
>genocide
how about those CHICKEN NUGGETS haha epic meme amirite guys
Im gonna miss these threads after tomorrow
>>385468594
you can have some say, but you were going too far during your run, basically making a scene. it disrupts the stream and the event and it's just bad business for everyone. What you should have done was to play along, as others have told you many many times already. that's what all the other runners do. either shut down and ignore what's going on, or play along. Like banter back and tell them to choke on a dozen nuggets or some shit, for the giggles. You went too far in expressing your displeasure, it's not professional to do that on air. I hope you will realize this.
Your time wasn't wasted at all. Thanks to the whole nugget thing, they got a bunch of donations, meaning it was VERY SUCCESSFUL. This is something you seem to not grasp at all.
>>385469234
More than enough time to get a few hours in
>>385469725
You always have the Twitch anime marathon to fill the void.
America getting bullied live on stream.
>>385469725
does ESA do a winter event?
>>385469725
You can switch over to the JSRF speedrun marathon.
Hey everybody, how are you doing? Were the last runs fun?
>>385469725
We've got a couple days of bonus streams apparently, so might not be the end
>>385469805
That's only an option for twitchfags that bother with the chat, the point of these threads are that it's a /v/ thing
>>385469786
>What you should have done was to play along
Fuck off with this shit opinion. There is no playing along with this, it already upstaged the run I came here to do. Playing along at that point is contrary to Actually Caring About The Video Game.
I know /v/ doesn't play video games, but your suggestion doesn't solve my problem.
>Your time wasn't wasted at all.
It's nice that you don't value your own time but I'm not a doormat.
>>385469725
NASA is running until the 30th so thats something
>>385468594
Fuck off tripfag, nobody cares about you!
>>385469138
>What are your favorite nuggets?
Chick-fil-A. It shouldn't even be a question.
>>385469958
Thanks to you some children will get an education and a chance for a decent future. Appreciate this, you huge baby.
>>385469909
The biggest drama happened right at the end. Loo, at this thread. The guy at the center of it all is posting. He's European Caveman
>>385469725
they've been pretty bad in the later half of the week
>>385469290
Which one is the girl?
>>385469725
Fuck these threads. Only fun part was comfyposting during Harry Potter and yelling during the relay.
>>385470102
Nobody comes to ESA for the fucking charity you clown. It's a speedrun meetup first and foremost.
If it was about the charity, half the stupid shit wouldn't even be allowed to happen. There's a reason GDQ is the way it is.
>>385470103
Id really prefer if you would stop eating nuggies
If ESA had actual moderation like GDQ we won't have stupid shit like the Nuggetgate.
>>385469928
got sauce on that?
>>385469958
Yeah man I am not a doormat I kept running while weeping and shitposted on /v/ after the run was over. What a man.
>lets commit genocide
>>385469958
Dude. Its been like two hours.
FUCK. OFF.
>>385470176
based
I need one last Soezee host before ESA ends
M A R A L
>>385470197
t. rulecuck
let me guess, you also casually browse reddit and support nazi moderation
>>385470293
they ripped her away from us forever anon
>>385469958
Yo stop crying about your run already its been 2 hours
>>385470241
I mean I told the people they did a shit job and are fuckups, I don't know what else you want.
>>385470197
GDQ only has moderation because of IPreferIfYou'dBeQuite-Gate
>>385470176
*used* to be a speedrun meetup. esa isn't what it used to be anymore desu and much of that is the organizers' push towards more charity focus instead of less
this was a discussion 2 years ago and quite frankly the direction they took is noticable (although many attendees just kind of treat it as a meetup anyways)
>>385470197
How the fuck do you moderate real life you fucking faggot
Seriously end your life.
>>385470331
I want to impregnate Maral
>Undertale
Time to find out who's from reddit
>>385470347
>I don't know what else you want.
I want you to leave the thread so we can actually talk about runs in which skips dont mysteriously fail.
fucking undertale...has there ever been an entertaining run of this shit game?
>>385470331
I still have faith
>Greatest game of all time started
Let's fucking gooooooo
>>385470447
Id imagine running away from it would provide some entertainment
>France
Runs in which you know who will lose from the get go are the worst.
Oh fuck, it begins.
>>385470397
They have moderation because the charity pays them a salary to put on the event. No fun allowed to protect their paycheck.
>Maral
jesus, did she sleep with that fat fuck too? truly no standards
GDQ btfo
>welcome to esa, not sgdq
>>385470201
Well I remember reading something about it either at the start or right before the event actually happened, that there'd be bonus streams for extra games that couldn't make it in or something. Can't source it though
>>385470516
donators picked the names I think
>>385470516
It's easier to name who she didn't fuck at this point.
https://twitter.com/GeorgeBradley90/status/891099993364365313
>>385470347
Should have just stood up and left if the staff didn't do shit to keep the sanctity of your run safe.
Not interfering with the runner when he's doing his thing is pretty much an unspoken rule, it went beyond just doing funny shit for the audience and just straight up fucking with you on purpose at some point. This isn't even about setting stringent rules or becoming a Third Reich like GDQ, it's just straight up a matter of common sense and respect.
>>385470404
I dunno most people still treat it like a speedrun meetup and the charity aspect doesn't seem to be pushed that hard.
>>385470586
Such as Susan?
>>385470605
truly our guy
>>385470605
who is this
>>385470605
enough with this shit already
the nugget guy from yesterday was our guy, not this fat piece of shit autist
>>385470685
Nuggetman.
>Big Smoke shredding pipe
NASA confirmed GOAT. Reminder Eric Sparrow is the biggest piece of shit to exist.
Is this /our/ game?
>>385470706
this
>>385470731
The entire run is dictated by RNG, its one of the worst runs ever.
>talking over this 10/10 OST
for what purpose
>>385470420
Too late.
>>385470609
Would have still got an "Aw, can't take the joke" response but I think that would have been a better option than taking the beating. Maybe just stop for a minute with the timer running and ask everyone there to lay off it until the end of the run, if they keep doing it then walk out
>>385470926
take that back.
TAKE IT BACK YOU FUCKER
>>385470886
any% requires actual skill, so is obviously impossible to do here.
I just got home, what is the nugget drama about?
>>385471006
Dumb kumikoposter
>>385471006
4chan girl needs to comb her hair
>the zed key
The what now?
>"speed"runs where you need to grind
not a speedrun anymore!
>>385471006
is there any good porn of kumiko?
>>385470404
>many attendees just kind of treat it as a meetup anyways
all attendees*
just like GDQ.
>>385471106
The worst thing about hiroshimoot is that he's made it unclear who 4chan girl is anymore
>>385471164
geh
>>385471006
Retards behind the runner and donations announcer go full le epic reddit meme and make runner salty as fuck.
How the fuck is one person already this far behind?
>>385471203
It's clearlySachiko
>Ness shows up
Wtf, this is copyright infringement
>last run I was looking forward to
>it's a fucking race
why does esa have so many races
half the runs are fucking races
please stop this meme
This is the game /v/ was telling me is GOTY?!
Looks like I've learned to never trust /v/ again..
>that feel when know a fat Mexican who has a Sans shirt he unironically wears in public
>>385470331
Maral is so sweet, and perfect.
>this sad genocide music
better than the OG soundtrack
>integrity in 2019
>>385471934
I was just gonna ask, I didn't know the music changes during a genocide run. Never actually did one myself.
Whoever said the intro to Postal was actually really funny, you were right. It was almost like a scene from Four Lions
>>385472090
Sorry anon, I took it. Here you go
>>385472141
not necessary, i actually just found it.
>>385472090
>>385472141
>>385472183
all 3 of you are fucking pathetic7
>>385472183
I pickpocketed it from you. Here you go.
>other sperg suddenly starts talking very very fast
spooked me
>>385471164
https://exhentai.org/g/1047832/0ac689affd/
>>385470063
It's only a question when they don't know the answer.
>>385472090
>>385472141
>>385472183
>>385472242
>>385472246
>that potshot against GDQ
Good shit
>>385472291
Shut up you 2ble nigger
>>385472291
there's a 5 shortage this time of year, can i offer you an 8 instead?
>>385472256
>some dumb fucking panda
Nice meme
>>385472256
>anything but Shumiko
>good
>All this fucking rng
this chase theme is so fucking good
(A dog appeared from the shadows…)
Hi, this is Toby Fox, the creator of Undertale.
Undertale is a role-playing game where no one has to get hurt. It’s a humorous game that I created to evoke the same feelings that many classic Japanese role-playing games had given me. Happiness, sadness, fear, courage, friendship, hope, love, justice…
Amazingly, I think, among Western audiences, I was able to achieve this goal. I received a lot of feedback from players that felt the “love,” “hope,” and “justice” resonating within the soul of the game.
(The dog put its strangely human fingers together and gave a strangely human smile.)
However, after a year had passed, I realized the “goal” hadn’t been absolutely completed. The games that had inspired me came from Japan, but Japanese audiences were not able to play the game easily…
>>385471203
It's Sachiko.
I tried to talk sense into Susan guys, I couldn't do it. Guy's pretty dense. I'm used to it though, my best friend has grave autism and he's extremely stubborn. He sees thing a certain way and nothing can ever change that.
>>385472352
works on my machine :^)
>>385472558
Nice 5 faggot
I guess all of you just weren't lucky enough
Should I watch this or sweep the rest of the Guild HR quests on MH4U? Never got into G rank so I dropped Gen and went back to it.
>all this getposting
Undertale genocide really is the wost huh?
>>385472667
EXTRA TH1CC
>>385472779
Checked
>>385472779
>exploit
Boy you're just dodging the spears like any normal person would
le shots fired at GDQ :^)
>>385472779
GDQ ON SUICIDE WATCH
SHOTS = FIRED
>>385472779
Are there any list of the good runs? So far i have liked:
SSX 3
My summer car
Grand Theft Auto IV
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Super Mario 64 (70 Star Relay)
Tekken 5
>>385472951
>>385472951
>>385472952
WHAT HAPPENED I MISSED IT
>>385472973
The DaS games.
>mods going nuts over get attempts
2lame
>temmie
Post it
>>385472285
True. The only people I've met who don't love Chick-fil-A are people who have never had Chick-fil-A.
>TFW you're such a soft fuck you can't even watch a genocide run of UT
>>385473025
that is truly some of the shittiest rule 34 in existence
>>385472973
I liked the part of the L.A. Noire run I saw (or at least Cole getting run over).
THEY DO IT 4 FREE
>>385473025
>>385473063
m-moar?
I have no style
I have no grace
Th-th-this kongcan only roll 8
>>385473090
what
why
how
It'd be hilarious if one of them fucked up at Mettaton NEO
What are they saying?
>>385472973
Check out Illbleed, good game done by someone that can't remember his route but that only added to the amusment
>>385472973
Battlefield 1 was pretty good for the commentary, felt like a let's play tough.
So far My summer car has been my favorite
>>385473116
Okay.
>>385473364
God bless.
what'd they say bout GDQ I missed it
That Undybe battle theme is pretty legit though
>>385473418
"The genocide run should have been for GDQ, not Undertale"
undying was that hard. wish genocide would have had 2 more bosses of that difficulty instead of jumping right to sans. no genocide mode mettaton at least is retarded
>not watching NASA during the undertale run
what's your excuse
>>385473568
I wish we ever got a hard mode instead of the dumb "lol unfinished" joke.
>>385473485
Man, they've been ripping on GDQ the whole event. During the HH2 run, the dudes on the couch kept joking about getting banned for saying random words.
>>385472973
Resident Evil Remake was good, runner didn't choke much and he gave us some good memes
Another Medium is best song
these two guys are cool especially the guy on the left
>>385473759
Megalovania is by far the best song
I mean I never played this game and I still listened to that song tons of times on youtube
>>385473759
>not CORE
>>385473706
I think a lot of the speedrunning community is hostile towards GDQ but the opportunity to openly show it doesnt come often.
>>385473779
i take it back
did... did he just say "does spider have puss-puss?"
>people actually think speedrunning is primarily a competitive activity
>>385473835
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcamjcoRmrQ
>>385473863
Does spider have puss puss?
If you're a fan of the Genocide playthrough of Undertale, you'd probably also like the Emoji Movie
>>385467597
we wuz runners n sheit
>>385473869
yeah
Uh, I didn't remember you killed Muffet.
>>385473878
but muh sm64
muh OOT
>>385473759
ASGORE is pretty good
>>385473879
Undertale as a game is lacking in many respects but the corridor leading to Asgore and then listening to that was 10/10.
>>385472041
Whole movie is pretty good IMO. A bit uneven but has a few really great scenes
>>385469791
what anime is this
Wait, you losers are actually watching Undertale?
You guys wanna touch mynuggets?
>>385474057
undertale saved my life dude
>>385474057
What did this loser mean by this?
>>385473885
killing the annoying monsters with grating personality flaws was cathartic
>>385474057
What, dont you enjoy watching runs in which the final time depends entirely on RNG?
>>385473980
It's lacking in many respects but if anyone ever tells you the music is bad you know they never played it or they are objectively retarded.
>>385474035
t. Armond White
>it's frame perfect
where is waifu gief waifu
>>385472973
The Kingdom Hearts 2 run had the most bants filled couch I've seen in a while. 4 Brits just shitting on each other and not giving a fuck. They even busted out the Bonesaw Owen Wilson references.
>>385474089
no but you can touch myfive
>>385474147
>Not t. Uwe Boll
>>385474183
Wtf is that Maral? She looks like a nigger here
Jesus what a crybaby
>>385474183
wtf is she holding with all of those cords?
HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BOMB???? FUCKING QT JIHADISTS
>>385474123
Compare this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41YOknSl0zw
to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n1lbL0j_wo
Toby Fox stole a lot of music, dude.
>>385474279
Nice meme.
why is the guy on the right getting so visibly angry
what are ESA bonus streams like?
>>385473840
I don't even think its that. Odds are, most of these euros wouldn't make the trip to the states for no fun allowed. Hard to care about getting banned for an event you aren't planning on attending
>>385474279
>what is si1va gunner
>>385474381
he's being beaten by a grown man who said spider puss puss out loud on livestream
>>385474381
Someone is eating 250 chicken nuggets right next to him off-camera.
>>385474381
because he is unable to shower
>>385474381
It's banter
Americans need to learn some
>>385474454
to be fair that would make me seethe with barely restrained fury too
>>385474395
a static screen with the words "offline" in the center
>>385474416
Even if you didnt get personally banned they are monetizing the community and creating a lot of drama and ill will, on top of taking the "main event" that speedrunners looked forward to and killing it. I can see why they would be salty.
>>385474454
this
>>385474509
"If I get another Knight Knight Magic, I will delete my twitch account"
i don't understand this banter
>>385474457
>250
this escalation needs to stop, somebody is going to hurt themselves
>>385474457
I actually love this nuggets meme.
>crowd cheers for killing the tranny robot
based
>>385474509
Its not banter, its whining
>waah every time I run this game I get bad RNG im not even playing bad watch me bitch instead of playing a skill based game
>sexrobot
Good taste
>>385474647
there's a tranny robot? oh, how progressive.
>>385474676
You know it.
>>385474698
Its a david bowie robot.
>>385474583
a joke?
>he didn't pick up the noodles
He's fucking fucked.
>>385474598
>ESA will eventually be nugget eating contests with speedruns to ease downtime
Maybe Susan was right to try to stop this
>>385474035
Stopped there to get a better release but yeah, hope it stays good. You never expect much from uwe boll so anything that can actually be recommended has to be at least alright.
>>385474698
There's also a furry lesbian couple and 2 gay dudes fucking each other
Top tier song
SourPls
AW YEEEAH THIS IS MY JAM LADS
"On days like this, speedrunners like you should be... burning in hell."
>Megalovania
>the chat right now
SourPls is the best emote, prove me wrong
>>385474836
The funniest thing to come out of that whole run isn't even the nuggets jokes or him getting mad. It's the fact that a bunch of people are going to call him Susan from now on.
>>385474993
why is magnus von grapple shredding
>>385474783
Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, bowie?
>>385475029
It's stuck on Gamma mode.
>>385474783Judy.
who /downing daiquiris and waiting for undermeme to end/ here?
>switching audio
for what purpose
>>385475154
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO
>>385475017
Transition to Susan McNuggets when
>>385475238
>downing daiquiris
What are you, a woman?
>>385475238
Sounds pretty fruity.
>>385475337
>not playing the true hard mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux9Has2GPKI
>>385475362
I wanted to make mojitos but the mint didn't pan out so I'm making due with what I've got
If you have alternatives that use white rum, club soda, lime, and/or sugar I'm all ears
>>385475015
that was pretty lit yeah
To be honest the Sans fight is pretty fun. The gameplay is not that hard but it's satisfying to dodge the stuff
>if you don't mind i'd like to commentate the ending
fuck off loser. the better runner can do it
>>385475549
It's so good, Toby must have outsourced that shit. No way that lazy shit did it.
can someone tl:dr undertale story for me?
they really had this $5 voiceover in undermeme?
>>385475465
If you have cola, there's always the Cuba Libre.
>>385475238
>>385475465
kek, I remember the mojito post
Drinking cheap vodka in lemon tea and waiting for undermeme to end here, so we're close enough
>>385475660
You help Temmie get money for colege
undertale is awful enough, but now this?
>he hit the other guy's time
lmao why
>>385475709
I'm switching to beer after this drink
>>385475660
youth of unknown gender falls down a hole and can either kill all the monsters or be their friend; they want to escape the hole they're stuck in and have to kill her (male) to get out
>>385475660
furries are locked in an underground dungeon. can either help them escape and live among us or smite them with righteous fury
These runners seem nice.
>>385475660
dude just fucking play it
it's less than 10 hours long
>the window shakes in the last hit
Uhm, thats neat.
>>385475821
this
>>385475660
shota goat and flowers
>>385475868
Uhm, sweetie? I agree.
>>385475660
Kid falls into underground. Makes friends with everything that moves. Saves a evil flower at the end. Evil route, kid kills everything that moves.
>doing the mr.freeman joke every time theres a voiceover
i laughed t b h
wtf i love austria now
>shilling collectors edition
da fug
>>385475868
Uh-uh sweetie, uhmm... I don't think so.
Isn't Jazzpunk that meme game?
>jazzpunk
the fuck is it
>>385475660
Get Undertale when it goes on sale. Play it without attacking anyone if you like friendship.
A lot of people play Neutral their first time through and get some weird ending and then complain the game made no sense.
Jazzpunk after this, should have two of the KH2 guys there. Sounded like the guy playing and someone on the couch agreed to sit on each other's runs
>>385475802
>tfw no beer
You only crave it when there's none in
>>385476039
>>385476052
yeah its a meme game. i like the aesthetic but i'm sure a speedrun of it will be boring shitte
>>385475660
Sans is Ness
>>385476053
>implying I'm going to let a single furry live
Did they really shittalked about GDQ during the run?
>>385476106
Actually it's
Steven
After
Not
Surviving
Why do they keep picking all these shit indie games and ROM hacks? Let's see some Metroid for a change, or something more difficult like Ghosts 'n Goblins.
>>385476151
Yep, cracked wise about how their shit talk would get them banned from GDQ
>>385476104
Cant be worse than memetale jihad run.
>>385476053
Yeah, its called propaganda and forced story telling.
>>385475858
I couldn't stay awake more than 10 minutes of the run, game is boring as shit
>>385476053
A friends gifted it to me long ago but it doesn't seems to be worth it to play it after the (you) i got
Jazzpunk will have one of the bantz Brits from the KH2 speedrun running it.
>>385476151
They have made so many "BANNED", "This is a fun allowed stream" and various other jokes just outright BTFO of GDQ all week long. Not to mention when they outright flipped off the GDQ logo during the My Summer Car run.
If you're subscribed to monthly and slam codes in without checking, you've probably got undertale by the way. Bastards snuck it in
>>385476165
>Not posting the image.
>>385476249
If you think the game is boring why do you care about the story?
>>385476129
Your decision, Anon. The issue with the Genocide playthrough is that it's work. Going through with it requires a lot more effort without the same satisfaction.
>>385476309
gameplay is not story?
WATER THE PLANT YOU SADISTIC FUCKS
Is autism over yet?
>>385476478
You better front some money first
>>385476104
Since it's such a shitty, slapped together indie game I expect some wicked skips or weird ways to break it.
>>385476487
ESA isn't over yet so no
>>385476520
It made me smile when the nice German lads that were hosting the other night watered it without a donation.
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who unironically """couldn't""" do a genocide run after seeing true pacifist ending because they were too attached to the shitty characters in this game
i thought about that about halfway into the run and it triggered me really hard
>>385476487
Tomorrow
>>385476638
never played Undertale
>>385476487
AUTISM IS NEVER OVER.
>>385476559
like 90% of the content is optional so it wouldn't suprise me if you could get through it in 30 minutes glitchless
>>385476638
how could you get attached to characters in a video game
like just close the game and they're gone lmao
>>385476638
>he would willingly kill Papyrus in cold blood
You have no soul
>>385476650
Any idea if there'll be a bonus stream?
>>385476638
Well, it's more that I refused to. I played the game, the game made me happy, and despite the bittersweetness I decided to let that stand. I felt no need to ruin that.
>an actual interview and not mumbling retards
is ESA finally evolving
>>385476165
>>385476302
>>385476483
>why are most of the records in linux
because autism, duh
>uhhhh, so... Linux
KEK
>>385476930
BUT HEY! THAT'S JUST A THEORY!
>>385476818
>>385476907
oh god... they're even right in this thread
>>385476886
Not sure myself but I've seen anons say there will be one in previous threads.
>Lye-nox
fuck this faggot
>>385477063
and here.. we see... the Lye-Nox in its natural habitat.
wait
is it lynn-ex or line-ex
>>385477153
Its Loonix
>Linux
>mfw
>>385477153
in finnish it would be linux
>>385476992
A GAY THEORY!
>>385477153
Linn-ux. Don't be a retard
>>385477190
I'm terribly sorry for interjecting another moment, but what I just told you is GNU/Linux is, in fact, just Linux, or as I've just now taken to calling it, Just.Linux. Linux apparently does happen to be a whole operating system unto itself and comprises a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Most computer users who run the entire Linux system every day already realize it. Through a peculiar turn of events, I was misled into calling the system "GNU/Linux", and until now, I was unaware that it is basically the Linux system, developed by the Linux project.
There really isn't a GNU/Linux, and I really wasn't using it; it is an extraneous misrepresentation of the system that's being used. Linux is the operating system: the entire system made useful by its included corelibs, shell utilities, and other vital system components. The kernel is already an integral part of the Linux operating system, never confined useless by itself; it functions coherently within the context of the complete Linux operating system. Linux is never used in combination with GNU accessories: the whole system is basically Linux without any GNU added, or Just.Linux. All the so-called "GNU/Linux" distributions are really distributions of Linux.
>>385477035
Ah, alright
Thanks
>we will water the plant
>still doesn't water the plant
this event is populated by psychopaths
>>385477190
I remember one time when everyone on /v/ was spamming "I'd just like to interject for a moment" but with reggie talking about the wii. Bans were everywhere. Good times.
The /BritBantzBoys/ return!
>any%
>requires setup ahead of time
call me a purist, but to me, any% should mean you can get the game brand new and immediately complete the run. this bullshit is NG+ or something, not any%
>>385477442
each speedrunning community decides the rules for itself.
>swapped over the flags
I knew those accents were off
>Speedrunning a game where the entire point is sidetracking
Why?
>>385477442
The community of each game decides the rules and names for each category. Like the Glitchless Run for Mirror's Edge that actually contains certain glitches, but not specific major ones.
>>385477525
some terms should have definitions that aren't subjective
What in the shit is this?
>>385477676
i hear u but it totally depends on the nature of the game
>>385477730
yeah, agreed
what in the everloving fuck is this garbage
>>385477442
>>385477525
>>385477676All the categories are arbitrary.
>>385477730
An indie game nobody cares about.
>>385477525
Are you telling me its all arbitrary?
>>385477676
Yeah, but this is one of the most autistic hobbies on Earth. If you expect a lot of sense from these communities, which vary wildly between games and genres, then you're crazy also.
>>385477730
a dumb meme game
>"get your hand off my leg, I'm not gay" guy is there
>guy that said he would be isn't
Did the KH2 crew fall apart?
>>385477843
yes, completely. since speedrunning is an arbitrary concept.
>>385477923
>mfw the concept of arbitrary is an arbitrary concept
>>385477567
>tfw you will never tickle taengoo
>>385477890
I'm sure he's just off-screen. He put pretty much all of his runner's choice towards this run. They are all clearly best bros.
This song is bad
>>385477957
mind = blown
>>385477863
I swear to god this image just expanded itself and spooked the shit out of me
>>385477971
shes a cutie
>that's never happened before
fags who say that must not have run their game very much
>>385478096
He's coming for you.RUN
>less than ten minutes in
>on the last level
>thirty minute estimate
what did they mean by this
>>385478138
or they had too much nugget eating going on nearby
Is this meant to be funny?
>>385477971
Don't give me these feels, I can't take it
>not playing golf with a pool cue
>>385478220
I believe they have some kind of donation incentive that was met.
>>385478138
Not surprising for a boring, vapid, and bland meme game with zero competition that nobody knows or cares about. Thinking about games like this is making me upset.
>>385478305
I knew something was off.
Oh, everything's off. Because this whole game is beyond retarded
>>385474042
It's gasaraki
>>385478386
Well, they are now racing gravy boats, so yeah I'm gonna say that's accurate.
>>385478290
>>385478365
>>385478386
t. jaded faggots
>>385478452
>lulz so randumb shit is funny
uh, no.
>>385478452
t. The developer
>>385478452
ebig random humor xD *holds up spork*
>>385478402
Wait a minute.... that date.....
Finally a Virtual Boy in a marathon speedrun.
>>385478452
Still, why run Jazzpunk? 90% of the game is not doing the main objective.
Speed running it is missing the entire point.
>>385478365
Remember that time tien crippled yamcha out of pure spite?
>>385478562
shit was cash
At what age did you grow out of randumb humor /v/?
Shoutout to boomer, wherever he is in that crowd
>>385472973
Silent Hill
>>385478562
>>385478628
I'm marathoning the manga, it was pretty savage.
Just started the Android arc.
>>385478695
He was the announcer for the Kingdom Hearts 2 run and had some good banter with the couch during it.
>>385478402
well this seems interesting. downloading.
>>385478709
>walking simulator
>good
>>385478732
godspeed anon.
Last day, lads. Last day...
>>385478794
You have to be 18+ to post on this website
*dabs*
>>385478746
Yeah, added to the run. Remember him asking to come in at the back end and take photos but I'd nodded before he actually did it
NEW THREAD WHERE???????
>>385478794
Oh anon, you don't know anything do you
>>385478794
Runner salt made it funny.
>>385478879
I'm criticising the boring run, not the game. Calm your tits
the fuck is this pandora thing coming up? another meme game?
>>385478942
Can't remember if he took photos, but he did sit behind them after the other host was finished with his "break". That run was the surprise hit of the marathon.
>>385478942
nodded off that is
>>385478794
you have no idea anon, that run made me laugh like no other. only because of the runner getting so extremely buttblasted by fucking chicken nuggets though.
Reminder that KZ_Frew is top tier.
>>385478794
>not wanting to watch a comfy Silent Hill run while eating a box of McDonalds chicken mcnuggets
You're missing out anon
i want to make a new thread but i know this faggot OP will hit Post two attoseconds before i do so i'll wait it out
>>385479220
Repost that clip. You know the one.
You're offered 3million dollars or Maral/Sooziee's hand in marriage and eternal loyalty and love
What do you pick?
>meme runs
>not mentioning the motherfucking watermelon stream where Ninja Gaiden and Contra were beaten using watermelons as controllers
>>385479326
3 mil
>>385479220
he is very MURRRICAN. nice guy
>>385479326
soe's hand
KRAUT FUCKING SHITS
>>385479326
Soozee without a doubt. Maral is a filthy whore and 3 mill $ is just money
>>385479326
I pick Maral without a doubt. She's a great girl
GAYYYYY
I love Frew
>>385479326
$3M
I can buy love
>>385479326
wtf I love racemixing now
>>385479326
3 Million fucking dollars. It's not even a question, I live in the third world, I don't give a shit about love when I don't have financial stability to look after myself, much less someone else.
>>385479326
The money.
GAY BOYS
>>385479326
Soezee. Maral is hotter, but would cuck me on a stream in front of thousands.
>I've had a whale of a time
Explains where chubby waifu went
Reminder that Maral will never come home after a long day and use your face to wipe her sweaty, dirty feet on
KZ_Frew seems like such a genuinely cool dude.
LONE WOLF
SOLO RUNNER
A TRUE HERO
GIVE HIM YOUR STRENGTH
he's so lonely guys ;___;
3 Mil. Then buy Sooziee a horse, then she will love me
>>385479687
MrLlama was alone doing d2 at gdq and he did a great job
>>385479687
there's a girl right next to him though