What on earth were they thinking!? And why is why dick hard?

>>385458972
They wanted to show she has a cute tummy.

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>>385458972
>putting in female Corrin instead of shittiest sister for the banner
Bless you ISIS

>>385458972
I would feel remiss to not point out that we're one Xander away from being able to have a full Xander team.

I am a little mad that it wasn't a Eirika/Ephraim banner though. I've come to accept we'll never get Lyon or any other Sacred Stones characters so I can only pray we get an alternate version of the Restoration Lord/Lady.

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I want to rub her legs.

>>385459689
>I've come to accept we'll never get Lyon or any other Sacred Stones characters
We're getting Valter next month

>>385459938
Actually?

>>385459419
>shittiest sister

You mean Hinoka? Yeah I can see how not having her wouldn't be a big deal.

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>>385460131
In a Grand Hero Battle, yeah.

>>385460518
Bitchin. Cursed Spear's effect looks great. This restores my lost faith a little.

>>385459419
I can only guess they wanted a balanced male/female ratio and didn't want to give Camilla another one, and also someone at IS really loves Xander.

Either that or they didn't think we were ready for Camilla in a bikini.

>>385460518
I just need him and my boy Caellach. They're the best.

>>385458972

this costume better be in fire emblem warriors

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I'm going to commit a crime

>>385459936
Why would she cut circulation to her leg?

>>385464051
Not with my wife, you aren't.

>>385460518
>god tier art
>unique weapon
>unique wyvern
>unique class and didn't get cucked like Narcian
ISIS is ok sometimes

>>385464051
Is she the first green support hero?

>>385458972
>>385459936
Those feet are perfection as always

>>385458972
They say she fucks like a dragon

>>385458972
ALBINO
DRAGON
PUSSY

>>385464051
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

Where are you getting these images from, lads?

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>>385464616

>>385464616

this is my daughter you're talking about

if anyone's going to marry her, it's gonna be me

>>385464756

Apparently she's closer to Nino, but sacrificing a little bit of spit for a bit more attack.

>>385464969
Dead during childbirth.

>>385464051
>>385465034
I wonder what her cunny smells like.

>>385465073
She gave birth to Kanna just fine.

>>385465034
I'd drink Nino's spit tbdesu

>>385465269
Fake news.

>>385460518
>voiced by Tommy Wisaeu

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>>385465034

speed*

damn autocorrect trying to lewd my posts

Why are all 3 of the new paralogue maps so shit

>>385465269
Kana isn't actually Elise's daughter, the two decided to bring in a surrogate mother to ensure safe childbirth. Elise is a cuckquean.

>Corrin on second roll
Nice.
>+HP, -Atk
Fuck this.

>>385464051
>sandals aren't broken off of her feet
It's shit.

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>>385465202
Like piss and shit because she's dead. Birthright is the only canon fates game.

I want to rub Corrin's smelly feet!

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>>385465795

Get out of here, Honker!

>>385460518
Fuuuuuck, now I have to start playing again

Can I do well without seals? All I have is 5* Takumi, Azura and Tiki and I don't think they're even good anymore

>>385465923
Bride Cordelia's might be even smellier. Those gold tipped heels must get very hot in the sun

>nail polish
Dropped.

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Best girl coming through, you're waifus are shit in comparison.

>>385466737
Why isn't she wearing any panties?

>>385466418
You can probably beat the lowest level of GHB with 4* units and those guys. There's still like a month until Valter arrives so you've got time to prepare.

>>385467506
The real question you should be asking is why is she wearing those heels.

>>385467506
She hung out with the Peg Knights too much and picked up their bad habits.

>>385467506
High cut panties.
As if women dont have specialized clothing to show off more skin

>>385467731
I want to be a pegasus.

>>385464051
This one really looks like the artist didn't know how to downsize his original image very well, and it ended up looking like someone used a sharp filter about 5 times

t. autist

>>385458972
>portrait shows her half a second away from getting completely naked
Intelligent Systems clearly wants to make full-on ecchi.

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>>385465387
Oh hi Kiran

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>>385464051

what did he mean by this

Gigantic 4* pool, and I keep getting higher versions of 3* characters.

Boo.

>>385465795
Did Harold and Effie kill themselves after Xander ganked Elise?

>>385470034
Pretty sure you killed them yourself

>>385468714
sauce pls

>>385459936
>her tome is actually a textbook in marine biology
cute

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Is there any reason to use this? He's -Spd +HP or some other defensive stat.

>>385471854
Incest

Also buffing Blade tome users, I guess.

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>previous swimsuit banner fucks me over
>do one pull on this one
>swimsuit Corrin

god I need her

>>385458972
>96 orbs
>Still no Corrin

HOPE WILL NEVER DIE!

By the way, we will be getting free orbs until the end of the banner right?

>>385472387
Two more log in bonuses are coming

>>385468714
search brings up nothing, help

>>385468714
>wolf
>not dragon

>>385458972
dragon vagoo

>remember that I have this
>decide to log in because bored
>Special Maps
>Felicia maps already completed
Wait, what?

You're telling me that if I already completed the freebie maps for the 1* and 2* units, I can't get them again? I mean, the one apparent advantage of getting those cheap freebies is that you could just get an endless supply, until you found one with good stats or just to merge them all.

I guess it does prevent your inventory from becoming overly full, but it seems like it would suck if you ended up with two characters with bad stats.

>>385471854
He's still one of the two most effective Infantry buffers we have right now, he'll just be less useful in combat.

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>>385472716
>too stupid to even use the obvious tags of Fire_Emblem_Fates, the girls name, monster, sex

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>>385458972
>phone died a month ago
>had to stop playing
>summer banner released days later
>fuck me
>dick punishes me for not buying a new phone immediately
>on-a-budget-fag so can only get an old phone
>get over it and boycott everything FEH related
>month later
>take a peek into a FE thread
>lewd Corrin AND Elise
FUUUUCK!!!

>>385472387
I think they said 60 orbs worth of login bonuses or something. There's still hope since it lasts more than a month, but I have a feeling I'll be crying when hero fest comes around and everyone's rolling a million 5*s while I'm struggling to get a single one from any of the banners

>>385473059
Free units always come with neutral IVs. Unless you think that it's RNG level ups, which in that case it's not.

>>385473153
thats the problem im a game journalist i dont actually play any games or know of the character names

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>>385472127
>Also got fucked by previous banner
>Do one pull on this
>It's Xander
Not too upset but god damn I really wanted a blue tome user.

>>385473441
You can find out in 5 seconds by skimming through the thread.

>>385460518
>wyvern
>lance
Finally, glad he didn't get axed

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When will they have a Summer Nowi, Summer Fae, or a Summer Young Tiki?

>>385472127
>previous banner fucks me over (4.25%)
>this one does too

whatever forces govern RNG, they're not merciful

>>385473715
It's got 16 fucking Might as well, and has a quasi-Fury effect.

>>385473789
Fucking noice. What is it, +2 stats at full Heath or something or is it a permanent fury effect?

>>385473889
+2 Atk/Spd at the cost of 4 HP/turn. Oh, it's also a Killer weapon.

>>385473889
Permanent +2 atk/spd at the cost of 4 HP every turn

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>>385473889

>>385473431
>Free units always come with neutral IVs.
Ah. Disappointing, but thanks for the information.

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>>385458972

>saving for CYL banner
>obtain nearly 300 orbs
>this gets announced
>decide to toss a few rolls at it
>first roll
>fcorrin

But really though why have they still not introduced any more red fliers. Most are blue to begin with.

>>385474024
>>385474065
>>385474091
My dick. Hopefully his stats aren't shit

>>385474259
He's similar to Michalis statewise, last I recall. Could be worse.

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>>385467978
>I want to be a pegasus.
Then there's the harrier costume. Yeah

>>385474259
they're similar to Camus

>Nohr has been on three seasonal banners
>Hoshido has been on none
It's almost like Hoshido is shit or something

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My team so far aka my only 5* so far:

5* Spring Chrom +ATK, -HP
5* Good Tiki +ATK, -SPD
5* Ryoma +RES, -HP
5* Eldigan +SPD, -ATK

I also have level 20+ 4* of things like Anna/Alfonse/Sharena/Jagen/Hana/Reinhardt ready to promote to use or sacrifice for more skills on my 5*'s. And I have about 100 orbs saved for the next Nowi/Fae banner.

Good/bad /v/?

>>385475028
It's not great, but it could be worse I guess. Ryoma's the best of the listed units. If you want to risk it all on the gacha, feel free to wait, but honestly you might be better off rerolling for better units.

>>385472387
Yes there are a lot of free orbs in August especially if you have a lot of time on hands. With every quest, TT, Gauntlet, arena orbs, and the 60 free log in orbs, you can get approximately 190-200 orbs total just in August.

>>385473737

>Nametag says "Legal"

>>385474229
I guess pegasus riders with lances and wyvern riders with axes are most iconic. And I guess they're afraid of making sword more crowded than it already is, since literally every main character has to be a sword user.

They could have gone a long way towards balancing it out by giving Corrin a red tome, so I have no idea why they had to go with blue. Guess we gotta wait for Christmas to see a red tome flier.

>>385475295
>but honestly you might be better off rerolling for better units.
Fair enough, I'm just casualfagging this game. I'll roll for a dragon meme team given the chance.

>>385476627
Why didn't you reroll during the dragon gacha?

>>385476260

>still no aversa red tome flier GHB

>>385476858
What pisses me off most is just how inaccessible it is compared to horse memes.

Flier:
Red tome: Nothing
Blue: Seasonal 5* that won't be available again for a year after the banner ends
Green: Seasonal 5* that won't be available again until easter next year

Horse:
Red: Normal 5*
Blue: One free from GHB, one 4-5* that's been on a million banners, one 5*
Green: 3-4* or free through special maps

And don't get me started on hone fliers or free units with built in distant counter.

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>YFW they add Tibarn

>>385477869
>Green: Seasonal 5* that won't be available again until easter next year
I hope so.

>>385474984
>almost
The only good Hoshido royal is Sakura

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>>385474091
I just want my GOAT SS nigga who will totally make up for Titania being lackluster.

>>385473715
Wyvern knights were lance only. Giving him an axe would have been real weird

>>385478059
You never know, but it's pretty rare for mobages to not rerun seasonal limiteds. It's not like people will whale that much less if they know that they get another chance next year, whales don't have that kind of patience.

>>385478123
I like Lobster
But
Xander > Ryoma
Leo = Takumi
Camilla >> Prince Hinoka
Elise < Sakura

>>385476807
>Why didn't you reroll during the dragon gacha?
When was that?

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>>385460518
Reminder that this GHB doesn't arrive until after the next typically scheduled banner of new units. I want to hope.

>>385479114
The Vs Camus banner had Y Tiki and Fae as focus units, at the same time there was the first Tempest Trials which had Nowi.

Fae isn't that good, but she is really cute.

>>385479114
Maybe 2-3 months ago? Definitely somewhere after the spring gacha, so it can't have been before you started.

>>385478318
How can one nigga be so strong? No matter what game he's in, he can wreck entire armies by himself.

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>>385458972
This is exactly why FE and its fanbase went to shit.
It became nothing but cringy waifushit.

>hurr durr le series was always about waifus
You're not kidding anybody. Nothing was as bad as this shit.

>>385479243
Guess I missed that one, darn. I probably wouldn't have had the orbs for them at the time anyways.

Oh well, I can wait for the next time either of them show up.

>>385479274
I was playing on-off, so I didn't understood the full mechanics at the time.

>tfw I already deleted the app because I felt it was getting stale as fuck
The idea was OK, but the game lacks variety

>>385479243
Who's the colorless equivalent of Y Tiki/Nowi/Fae?

>no summer bikini Nino with side tie panties

Really getting sick of this shit

>>385479367
FE 2018 is our hope.

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>>385479751
At least Echoes had next to non-existant waifushit.

Figures why people barely talk about it.

>>385479631
There are no colorless dragons.
Your best bets for little girls are Elise, Clarine or Mist. Sakura is clearly older than Elise and much cuter too!

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>>385479831
People stopped talking about Echoes because it's the fastest game to invite assholes who only want threads to be constant shitflinging over which game is """objectively""" the best. Granted, most FE threads devolve into this, but Echoes pulls them in the fastest.