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You can only post if you're above .500.
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>best map
>worst map
>best weapon
>worst weapon
>Pearl of Marina
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So, how do I get more equipement from my amiibo? I only got my hairclip and i want my school girl uniform.
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>tfw when no Switch
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>using your inkjet at the last 10 seconds of the match and inking into the enemy only territory
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>>385444094

26 - 24? git gud
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>>385444561
Ditto

How's the game fellas? Switch has no voice chat right?
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>>385444094
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Git gud.
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Alright, how do you deal with the curling bomb special? Because right now my solution is to just go somewhere else and not deal with that bullshit.
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>>385444968

> only 4.4 kills per match on average

I could say the same to you.
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>>385445031

go around the spam and kill the guy from the back. people always forget that they can still use their gun even when they are using their special so you can easily take him down while he's trying to chuck a bomb at you.
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Step it up fampai
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Climbed out a losing streak to get back to Superfresh on my Aerospray.
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I had a run of bad rounds, I'm still not doing too bad though.
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>>385445351
>aerospray
Faggot.
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>>385444094
>27/14 beginning of the week

Please somebody kill me
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>>385445037

While your ass is up front getting kills I'm inking territory to make sure we win even if we lose mid at the end of the match.

Both are necessary bruv.
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Never do Turf War if you like your W-L lose ratio
It's worse than ranked, in ranked you can totally carry your team, in turf war winning is just a coin flip
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>>385445031

Rush in and splat them if you're close.
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>>385445529
Why call someone for using aerospray? It's a decent weapon for 1 of your players to be using, if you don't have some good coverage weapons, even a kill heavy team can still end up losing turfwar.
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Was Aerospray this much of a meme in the first game
I just fought a team of 4
Also why does the best weapon for inking turf fast have the lowest special charge time
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>>385444275
>Sturgeon Shipyard
>The Reef
>Splattershot Pro
>nuDynamo
>Pearl but they're both trash and I'd be happy if they were gone
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What have I done
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>>385445871
>Was Aerospray this much of a meme in the first game

Yes. Christ, you new people.
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35 wins, 15 losses. 4.9 average splats per match

N-Zap '85 is my raifu at the moment, just waiting to unlock the .52 gal
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>>385444453
level up and scan again
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>>385445804

Because he's that guy in Splatoon threads who will say that inking turf doesn't matter in Turf War.
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>>385444275
The Reef
Moray Towers
Octobrush
Every charger
Marina, although Pearl grew a lil more on me
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>>385446007
hey i was in a lobby with you once
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Soon.
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/890861729567068161
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>>385446243
>Octobrush
>Every charger
>how to spot a shitter
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>>385444275
humpback pump track
starfish mainstage
octobrush even though I hate it
Dynamo
Pearl
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>>385446243
man, I love Moray Towers.

>mfw victory with ink all the way up to the enemy spawn
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>>385444275
Literally no contest.
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>tfw you stunt on random children online
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>>385445661
nah, Turf War's problem is that it's decided in the last 20-30 seconds of the match.

The first two minutes are pointless.
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>>385446438
>Ink all the way to the top
>Look at map
>Team jumps to me
>Enemy team is still alive
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>>385446574
>The first two minutes are pointless.
Gathering points
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>>385446574

I wish the scoring would be changed to make the entire match matter rather than who can make the better push in the last 30 seconds; maybe include a metric for how long each team held the most turf on the map.
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>>385446725
That's retarded. Stop being salty.
If you were good enough, you wouldn't have let the enemy team get the better of you at the end.
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Just hit level 20 and i still cant unlock new slots.

Level 30 i guess? Or did they change this shit completely and you need those splatfest items to unlock new slots?
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>>385446382
>>385446446
>losing to an Octobrush of all weapons
holy shit git gud
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>>385446828
>it's okay that the last 30 seconds of a 3 minute match are what actually matter

great design
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>>385446007

Yesterday night?
N-Nani...?!
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>>385446918
>Literally every competitive game ever created is badly designed because any team can clinch a win in the final moments by getting their shit together
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Is there anything like an animal mask in this game?
I just got a varsity jacket.
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>>385446836
At level 30 Judd gives you a sea snail.
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>2 games in a row
>grab rain maker and go the side route to their base instead of down the middle
>game over in 30 seconds
Glorious
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>>385446837
>call someone bad for saying octobrush is the best weapon
>hurr git gud

are you retarded?
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>>385447136
Are you supposed to go into their base with it? I keep bringing it back to mine and it just explodes
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>>385446630
>take the middle
>start going up
>a buddy joins me and we wreck all the way to the top
>count the enemies we have spawn-locked and notice that there's one missing
>look at the map
>he single-handedly took the middle from my other two teammates
First time I've spawn-locked the enemy and still only won by around 1%.
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I'm not sure if it's good or bad, honestly.
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>>385447216
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>>385447198
are you retarded? literally tell me how they implied Octobrush is the best weapon
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>>385447216
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>>385447404
What is that number after your average spats? Is it kills with your special?

Also after everygame it shows my weapon, the word "RAW" and a number that goes up if I win, down if I lose. Last game it showed 7.0 for me
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>>385447694
>Is it kills with your special?
It's how many times you use your special in a match.
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>>385447694
Times you use your special per match.

Also that RAW is your winrate in Turf War. After you get 10.0 you get Fresh and get an EXP bonus. At 15.0 you get Super Fresh for another EXP bonus.
The winrate is per weapon by the way.
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>>385447809
What is win rate? wins:loses? It can't be, there's no way I won 7 in a row
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>>385447216
I wanna say this is bait but I've seen this happen too many times
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>>385447901
It's not exactly a winrate.
Every win adds 1.0 to your counter.
Losses substract 1.0 from your counter. At higher counters, losses subtract 1.5 from your counter.
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>>385444275
>best map
Pump Track
>worst map
Fitness
>best weapon
Aerospray MG
>worst weapon
A bucket
>Pearl or Marina
Marina best girl 2017
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>>385447559
>best map
>worst map
>best weapon
>worst weapon
>Pearl of Marina

follow the fucking post you retarded fuck
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>>385447216
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>>385447949
The game modes in ranked were never explained. It just said congrats you're level ten
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I think i finally reached the point where i have enough gear pieces and weapons.

Time to save a shitload of gold to reset and collect ability pieces i guess.
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>>385444094
Is the Ika Musume/Squid Girl set coming back?
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>>385444094
It's ok anon, I'm not doing much better.
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>>385448472
Hasn't been announced yet but it probably will.
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fresh woomy
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Why did I go from C- to B instead of C or C+
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>>385448709
If you do good enough in your rank you can sometimes skip ranks.
I went from C- to B- in Tower Control.
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Which one of you made this?
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>>385448303
You're fucking retarded
You're literally told to check out the rules when you hit level 10 AND when you unlock league play
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Post your squids
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>>385449061
I don't have time to read everything this game shits out. Everytime the maps switch you get to watch an hour long TV broadcast about it because fuck you. I hate it
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>>385449304
It's inside the lobby you dumb fuck
God you're the reason why game devs have to forcefeed us a hundred handholding tutorials nowadays
Please sell the game and stop playing, i don't want to risk having you on my team ever
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Guys very important question:

Did they change anything about the effects of the gear abilities from splatoon 1 or are the still the same?
In terms of numbers i mean.
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Sub 8.0 splat shitters need to get off my board
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Where do i get coupons for those drinks that increase the chance of getting certain effects?
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>>385449137
I need an opinion on my gear, not design but abilities. What abilities would go with my shirt?
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>>385444094
Post your progress.
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>>385444094
how do i get the other parts of the amiibo armor? do i just need to level up or di i need wins or something?
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>>385448226
read my post, bitch.
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>>385449634
Seems like a solid setup for the ranked modes
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>>385445871
It was worse in the first game, they had to nerf it due to so many people using it.
Its a mere shell of what it once was and people still fucking flock to it
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>>385449634
That's pretty good considering things are just getting started.

But I personally don't plan on stacking any of the same abilities.
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am I doin good
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>>385444094
Fuck your rules
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>>385449618
bump for interest
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>>385449687
Slowly making my way up.
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>>385446243
Moray Towers is great
>all those shortcuts up the walls
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>>385444094
Doing decent.
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>>385449618
>>385450858
Right now the only way is through Salmon Run.
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>>385448687
>if this asian motherfucker don't leave my turf..
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>>385444094
Why did I expect /v/ to do better than me?
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Heh.
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What are some top tier abilities?

I wanted to make my gear have:
>Ninja Squid
>Swim Speed up (to cancel the slow from Ninja Squid)
>Fast Super Jump
>Ink Saver (x2)
>Ink Saver Sub

Is it worth the grind or should i wait until data miners give us more info on how those things even effect the game in case they changed stuff from S1?
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>>385451590
Super Quick Jump. Ink Saver Main, In Saver Sub, Special Charge+, Respawn Punisher, Quick Respawn, Ink Resist.

These are all reliable abilities to look at focusing on.
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>>385451590
>to cancel the slow from Ninja Squid

It's a 10% reduction in swim speed, hardly worth fretting over.
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I may sound autistic here but where do I find my own power level? I've been carrying teams in rainmaker until I reached B, and I don't know how good I really am.
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>>385449137
Your squid boy looks like a rent boy.
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>>385452089
Source?
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Been ripping shit apart with the N-Zap in Ranked, it helps that most players are starting to be in their proper rankings so there's less curbstomping being done in C Hell
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>>385452280

Time it yourself in weapon test mode, the speed reduction is hardly a penalty. You need to stack three subs or one main to counteract the penalty, anyway.
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Retarded fucking children. Guard your flanks and you win in Rainmaker.
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>>385444765
Splatoon and about any multiplayer shooter works fine without voice chat. You have exactly two useful shouts to your team.

''This way'' to point in the direction of a enemy or where to push and ''Ouch'' to signal others of a enemy attack.

It's pretty standard but if you and your team is good then you should have no trouble communicating non vocal with each other.
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>Manage to take the RM singlehandedly in less than 30 seconds
I will escape this rank and those fuckers can't stop me.
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>>385452449
It's inkredible, just how well snipers perform in splat zones. In some levels you can shoot a area neutral with three shots. Great support.
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>>385444275
>Art Academy
>Humpback Pump Track/Moray Towers
>Dualies
>Splat Charger even though its so much fun
Marina
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>>385452937
> tfw the enemy was so busy with fighting my team mates that they haven't noticed me until the very last moment when i slam that thing into its base.

Should've taken a fucking screenshot of literally three enemies all looking at me in the end screen. just looking at me bathing in my glory on top of that base.
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>You booyah right before you slam the rainmaker on the point.
Is there any better feeling than this?
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Post your squid kids!
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>>385453124
This happened to me once too, the whole enemy team was focused behind me so I just blitzed the fucking thing into their goal. Best feeling in the world to do that
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B rank is so much easier than C rank
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who here 25-25
recovering from a really bad losing streak
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>>385453556
The trick is to figure out the best way to their base as there are more than one way to get there! The least stressed way in any case.

Using the shower to support my team is great with rainmaker too.

It just sucks that Salmon run is not always available. Really need to stack some cash, probably already blew 200k or so.
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>>385453592
That's because people actually know how to play in B rank.
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>When the stupid nigger squid on your team fails to score the RM when we held the pedestal for 20 seconds.
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>>385453724
eh I wouldn't feel bad there's a lot of esports sort of faggots in this game for some reason. I think they all bought it thinking they could dominate children but wound up playing with each other. I give it two weeks before they hate it and give up. This bragging thread is just another example of why the community for this particular game is shit and no all gaming communities are shit.
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>>385453592
True, it may be a common phrase but i think my team actually sucked 9/10 times in there. It really was my teammates.
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>>385453098
Marina is so cute
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>>385453447
Splatting someone in mid dunk and then turning things around to lead your team to victory.
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>>385454268
For real
Nigger was going the fuck backwards in Rainmaker
I got killed spamming "This Ways"
We lost.
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>>385454397
her eye brows always make he look like she's disgusted with something.
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YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. FUCKING PAINT THE WAY TO THE GOAL YOU FUCKING INBRED SHITTARDS. WHY AM I LEADING THE FUCKING FRONT AND KILLING 20 SQUIDS ON THE WAY THEN DYING BECAUSE I GET NO HELP WHATSOEVER.
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> Playing rainmaker
> The score is 58 - 57, our team is winning
> Enemy gets their hands on the rainmaker
> He actually fucking swims back to their base, probably thinking they're the ones winning and is trying to secure victory

Oh i was laffin'.
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>>385454404
>splat someone at 1
>get to 2
>lose it
>lose in overtime
crushing
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3 same small slot abilities equal 1 big ability and arent inferior, right?
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Why the fuck am I placed in the most garbage fucking teams that are more worried about killing than fucking getting the rainmaker or the one who has it? Fucking pieces of total shit.
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>>385454726

Dude don't pop a blood vessel
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>>385454580
I try to do this but no one seems tactic oriented. It's like in splatzone if you have a bushfag he typically runs a line right to the zone. Assuming he's got run up there's no way any of you are getting there before him. So why not hitch a ride on his ink stream and topped off ink when you get to splatzone
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>that one RM carrier that takes the lead for your team during overtime
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>>385453592
>play C rank Rainmaker
>people taking the Rainmaker to their own side when they're behind or the game just started
>people playing like it's shitter turf war and only inking around the spawn and not even attempting to attack the enemy
>no one escorting you when you have the Rainmaker and you are spamming This Way
>teammates clearly not checking the map and instead seeing them go towards the middle after respawing despite the enemy already walking up your ramps
I'm so happy to have escaped that shithole.
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>>385454716
Is that how it works? I've been scrubbing gear for run up like crazy and you're telling me all this time the the rolled abilities are 1/3rd of a main fuck
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>Keep being the only one who even takes the Rainmaker to the goal or even gets close but don't mind because it's fun and intense
>Get stuck in a losing streak and decide to switch over to turf wars to mix it up
>Get stuck in another losing streak
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>>385455130

I'm not sure anyone really knows for sure yet.
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>>385454865
It's fucking annoying to be in danger of losing rank because of those retarded faggots. How they made it to A rank is beyond me.
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A nigger squid literally spent an entire rainmaker making sure our side of the map was 200% inked.
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>>385447418
Hello fellow gentiles
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>>385453592
I can't get past B rank RM, not sure if I'm bad or the NZAP just loses its razzle-dazzle after C RM.
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>>385454716
In the first game, main abilites were worth 10 points and each sub ability were worth 3 points.
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>>385455130
In the first game, they were a little less than 1/3.
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>>385455454
it's the nzap the gal type weapons I generally find a lot more useful. The nzap just does not have enough umpf to deal with multiple people. And if you're playing above C it's just a constant storm of people rushing you even if you're no where near the objective.
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This game gives me motion sickness
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>>385455734
it get that too, also I start to lock up a little when shit gets tense and lemme tell ya that does not work with the motion controls.
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>>385455724
>The nzap just does not have enough umpf to deal with multiple people
not him but i still get 3-feeds up the ass in b rank
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>>385455931
do you out-range them? Because that never seemed to work for me. They just get up in your shit and before ya know it you can't move because they got ya ink trapped.
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>>385453447
>Mfw splat a squigga just when they were about to cap the tower
>Mfw we bring it all the way back for a knockout
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I hope the next game does more with the setting and mechanics.
All these skateboards around and you can't use them
All these big cities and you can't even explore it.
Next time I want a single player campaign IN Inkopolis, not on floating platforms in space.
And you can also ride on skateboards and roller skates and ink while riding.
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Two more hour until salmon run.
I do sure hope my fellow coworkers participate.
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>>385456908

>playing with randoms

Salmon run is 10x better with friends and voice chat
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>>385456908
Higher ranks tend to be more enjoyable, both in team and game.

That moment when they started coming by airforce was brute.
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>>385457158
I wish i had a smart phone to do that. Sometimes you just wish you could tell them to get the laser and missile assholes first because they kill the whole team easily if there's more than one of them.
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>>385457158
None of my friends play splatoon.
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Who get out of C at level 10 master race here?
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What the actual fuck is the point of the L3 Nozzlenose
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>>385457442
Emulate it
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>>385456908
I LOVE MY BOSS
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yall niggas ready to get demoted
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Has anyone ever been so BTFO in the history of Inkopolis?
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>>385444275
Moray Towers
Moray Towers
duelies
aerospray
Pearl
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>>385457723
How many DCs on the opp team?
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>Fire blaster at foot of where squids land on the bottom floor at the start of Moray Towers.
>Splat three squids in one blast.
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>>385457864
>duelies
I hate seeing these so fucking much. What about them is so bad that they deserve a doge? Nothing. They cover ground fast and got their special lowered so there's 200% more tentamissle spam
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What determines how much the bar moves up in ranked? It seems totally random, like I get more or less sometimes.
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>>385457442

I just use discord for voice comms which is also on pc. I have a pair of earbuds with a mic that I use in one ear, and then listen to game audio via my speakers.
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>>385458072
How hard you destroyed the other team I guess.
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>>385458161
Nah, I think it's the time lapsed in a match, complete shutouts don't seem to give much rank
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>>385458161
I've gotten knockouts move my bar up less than timeouts
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>>385458072
I think you get a bonus for consecutive victories
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>>385458227
that's pretty fuckin stupid
a 30 sec win deserves more than 5 min one
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>>385457924
0
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>>385458069
The only aspect of it I feel cheap using is the easy to get tentamissles. I use the enperry duelies instead.
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>>385458072
Not sure in this game, in the previous game I believe it was the power of your team vs the power of the others (say you and a team of B-'s beat a team of three B+'s, you'd get more points because you beat someone at a higher level than you).
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>>385444275
Starfish Mainstage
Mussleforge Fitness
Charger (love the new held charge function. Sad the Goo Tuber is ass)
Aerospray. Meme weapon in 1, meme weapon in 2 (Octobrush is right behind it. What the fuck did they do to that thing?)
Pearl, ESPECIALLY if we're talking English translation
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I got some phone wallpapers for lifetime inkage.
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>>385458072
Its based on who you win against. If the enemy's average rank is lower, you gain less points. The opposite is also true.
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>>385458543
>the Goo Tuber is ass
not to that level yet, what's wrong with it?
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>>385457723
Yeah one time it was just me trying out the inkbrush against an enemy team.
>Make one little line on the entire map before getting killed
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>>385458723
Two things.

1. Complete shit range. Probably has the same range as a Jet Squelcher
2. Takes almost as long to charge as an E-Liter 4k (again with half the range)
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>tfw 25/25 with 7:1 kill:death

Good enough for me
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>have the rainmaker
>no one is helping you
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>>385458921
It actually has less range than the Jet.
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>>385458935

That's not kill to death ratio, that's kills per match.
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>>385458935
the number in parenthesis is your assisted kills anon, not deaths
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>>385459035
Jesus fucking christ I didn't think it was that bad. I just tested it out in the testing range, saw its range and charge time compared to the regular charger, then laughed at how bad it was and never touched it again. What a disappointment considering I'm a charger main and it was one of the weapons I was excited about. It's a nice idea but it desperately needs more range.
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>>385459195
Chargers in general are a disappointment in this game, coming from someone who played them exclusively in the first game. Holding out hope on the Bamboozler and charge-storing Squiffers.
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>>385459327
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>>385459021
I have had to take that thing to win the fucking round so many times now that I've just stopped caring if my team is actually following me. Even if they do follow and I die, they're just going to take it through the worst path and lose it seconds later anyway.
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>>385460070
Same story of me and the tower
>Teammates literally are too retarded to hide behind the pole
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>finally get the L3
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>>385460278
most times I get splatted up there is from not seeing the suction bomb because of the camera
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Recommended abilities for Splatling?
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>>385446836
>>385447115
Can confirm. You also get a slug for each level up past 30.
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>>385460734
walking speed and ink savers. swim speed doesn't hurt either. You want movement.
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>dualie squelchers announced
>will be released tonight 10pm
holy shit how broken will this be
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>>385449434
shut up
this game is gay anyway
ima sell this shit and get a ps4 pro
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>>385460734
I usually use 2x Ink Saver Mains and 1 Run Speed or Sub Saver.
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>>385460964
muh dick
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>>385460964
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>>385461006
They turn back into the Dual Squelcher during rolling shots
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>>385460964
>>385461086
They look like power drills
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>>385460964
I'm sure the ink usage will be fucking insane. At least it has that loweing it down a peg
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I don't think I can support ketchup even if Marina gets it.
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>>385461086
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>>385460964
The original dual squelcher wasn't particularly good, why do people think that it's suddenly going to be broken instead of just being more viable?
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>that feel when I'm stuck at C- for 2 weeks.
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>>385461243
>>385461341
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>>385461493
Fucking how. People at C rank don't even know the rules.
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>>385461372
I like the idea of backrolling into a longer range weapon
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>>385460820
Thanks anon. 1 slug equals 1 new slot right?
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>>385461736
I think so, haven't tried myself yet.
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Brella when?
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>>385445640
Your win-rate means literally nothing if you're still playing turf war with the rest of the 6 year olds. The rest of us are over here getting fucked in the ass by 12 year olds in rainmaker.
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>>385444094
I fucking hate bucket faggots
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>>385444275
>The reef
>Ink art academy
>Splat dualies
>Carbon roller
>I like them both alot
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>>385451867
>quick respawn
It's fucking dead m8, do not bother with quick respawn anymore. Literally wasted slots.
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>>385460964
>>385460964
This weapon will be the weapon to put the Octobrushes and Aerogays into their graves.
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How do I like Tower control?
It's by far my least favourite mode.
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>>385461714
I have only been able to get 3 wins. That's it. Then proceed to get wrecked by everyone.

Not sure if I'm just unlucky enough to have the worst teammates or what? I know I'm not the best, but it feels so weird how the opposing team can so easily overwhelm us and have a perfect surrounding of the tower each time.

Doesn't help I have to have the worst luck ever and everytime I have the time to play it's Tower Control.

>Oh hey, finally something e--
>"The multiplayer maps and rules have changed"
>mfw
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>>385462271
>Range and dodge rolling
>Everyone switches to this from octobrush/aerospray
>Then we have a bunch of faggots that are slightly harder to deal with
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>>385451867
Respawn Punisher does not give enemies you splat a higher respawn time if that's what you think. It only effects enemies who splat you before they die. You have to get killed by them (and also suffer the punishment yourself because of how the ability works), and then wait for them to eventually get killed (if it even happens) to get anything out of it. It's one of the most worthless abilities in the game.

So is Quick Respawn, putting that ability on does not automatically make you respawn faster, read the ability blurbs. It doesn't activate until you've died multiple times in a row without splatting anybody else at all. You have to fuck up colossally for it to even activate, and the benefit is negligible.
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>>385461372
Duelies having one less issue closing enough distance with a opponent is fantastic, on paper at least.
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>>385462098
why? I can see them as being redundant with splat rollers in terms of damage/range But I like their more shotgun like quality.
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>>385444275
>Best map
The hump and Pump
>Worst map
Moray towers
>Best weaon
Splattershot pro
>Worst weapon
Don't have one
>Pearl or marina
Pearl, she's cute
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Reminder that if you order a piece of gear with a randomized main ability from SplatNet, you will be locked out of buying that piece of gear with its default ability from the in-game store forever.
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>>385461918
Brella will be released once the game is starting to lose popularity and it needs something to change things up.
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>posting your win/loss ratio when you faggots are probably still climbing out of C

good job you are almost winning against literal 10 year olds
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>>385462440
Try to hold the middle at the beginning in all modes, unless the tower or rainmaker runs off

Bomb the enemy tower, does not matter if you kill them or not at least you get them off for a second.

If everyone but you gets wiped retreat and try to hold the enemy back so your mates have a safe spot to jump to.

Use bombs to stop enemy from advancing. Not to kill them, but block them off a route or a sweet sniping spot.
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>>385462973
Or I can just ask Murch to order me one
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>>385458035
I shouldn't want to fuck an octopus.
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Dick waiting to be sucked here
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>>385463341
>aeromeme
>3.7
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>>385463341
>less than 4 splats per match
>regular battle
>aerospray
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>>385452276
Is that someone you let live with you while you pound their butt?
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>>385463341
well I guess you're using it right
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using the .52 gal was the best decision I've made
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>>385463114
Thanks for the advice. Gonna hope it lets me at least get to C cause my bar looks cracked as fuck.
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Tri-Slosher too good on TC
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>>385463578
wait is the score in parenthesis your kills to each death?
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>>385444094
I just got it today. I got to level 5 and I'd say I won about 40% of my matches. I noticed though in about 5-6 games I had a member on my team with 0 pts. They were just afk the whole time. Does this normally happen alot
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>>385463820
Assists
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>>385463765
Tri-slosher is good period. It needs a nerf along with Ink Armor.
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Painfully average
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>>385463435
>>385463484
Laugh all you want. Aeromeme is the best regular battle inking weapon. Going MLG in turf war is meaningless without me on your team to actually bring it home if you manage a good sweep.
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>>385446007

Fuck that hamster ball. It comes the fuck out of nowhere and splats the shit out of me.
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>>385463961
50/100 is a failing grade.
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>>385463875
>it needs a nerf
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>>385464021
might be the best, but that doesn't mean any other weapon can't do it's job and be better at getting splats
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>>385448687
>Eyooooooooooooooo ..... *drum sticks clink*
>>
FUCK SPLAT ZONES WITH RANDOS. EVERY FUCKING MATCH THESE FAGGOTS DON'T KNOW HOW TO EFFECTIVELY USE SUB WEAPONS AND SPECIALS AND DON'T SPLAT ANYONE.

FUCKING NUBS, THE LOT OF THEM. IM MAD
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>>385464304
>when you just submerge and throw seeker after seeker
>it makes the enemies just nervous enough to stay back
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>Squid named Sandbagger dies worst in out team, no kills
>Lose by .3%
I I didn't die at the end, I would solely blame him by name alone.
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>Gain very little bar to reach from C- to C
>Get my ass handed most of the time
>Finally breaks and I lost 90% of my bar.


I thought C rank was where nobody knows how to fucking do this. Yet seems only the ones that don't end up with me.
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I love the 96 gal.
B+ in SZ.
B+ in RM.
B in TC.
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>>385444094

Git gud, my dudes.
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>>385464847
It's still early into the game's life, and so many of the veteran players of Splatoon 1 are still in the lower ranks.
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Who here still stuck in Splat1 because no there are no Switch in stock near your area?
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the B crews are giving me a thorough ow, and I'm not a high enough level to fend them off with a Jet Squelcher in TC (although everytime I use a ranged weapon the randoms I get are also ranged and we never step on the tower), what can I do at level 15 that'll make me a scary TC player?
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>>385464971
Yet it seems none of said veterans fall on my side. Bless my luck.

Maybe I should retire and admit I'll ever just be good in Turf War with all those scrubs.
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>>385465020
Slosher is the TC king.
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>>385465020
.52 gal
2 hit kills has okay range and enough accuracy and ink efficiency to deal with longer encounters.
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Salmon run soon guys.
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>>385465020
Get the Tri Slosher and rain hell on any that are near the tower.
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>>385462526
Your understanding of both abilities is woefully misinformed.
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>>385465394
>marl-
i wanna see smoking squids now
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>>385465480
Accurate to the text, but from my understanding, yes, inaccurate.
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>>385465546
try deviant art there's so much edgy splatoon art there
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>>385465872
Not even edgy, i wanna see an emotionally exhausted woomy sitting on a pier in salmon run gear bringing a cig up to her lips with a shaky hand
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>>385465808
Yeah. That's the thing. The text is garbage.

Like that Last Ditch Effort or whatever, triggers fucking permanently in Ranked Mode if your opponent gets to within 30 seconds OR distance units of victory
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TIME FOR DERANKS IN SALMON RUN
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>>385444094
Do I get a prize? To be fair this is in low rank shitfests.
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>>385466020
>Like that Last Ditch Effort or whatever, triggers fucking permanently in Ranked Mode if your opponent gets to within 30 seconds OR distance units of victory
you what
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>>385446540
>Children
I believe you mean jobless NEETs and overworked Japanese business men.
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>>385466609
I trust people to use aim unaimed spam weapons like the roller and brushes more effectively than anything else.
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>>385464983
You could always just order a Switch off of the internet like the rest of the world.
>>
>mothership time
>finishig in time, start to booyeah
>oh shit it's taking our eggs
>start shooting it too late
>timer ends one egg too short while I'm net to the the basket with an egg in tow
I'm so sorry my teammates.
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>>385466945
>finally gave in and ordered a Switch
>now there's 4 of both colours sitting in stock a mile away
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>>385466609
Is it even possible to get a worse weapon set?
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>>385449530
Whoa, spooky.
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Did this really have to be the weekend weapon set? Fucking really?
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>>385453592
Disagree, people are still fucking retards in B. A has been pretty easy for me so far, though, at least in Rainmaker.
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>>385466742
Doesn't matter if you can't reach Steelheads and Grillers anyway

>>385466945
My gramps is on Europe and managed to grab a Splatoon bundle for me in Barcelona (for fucking €420, fucking Spanish jews), so I somehow ended doing what you suggested
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>>385466609
>That weapon set

Glad my boi Brush is there, but jesus fuck
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>>385467783
Brush is fucking awful in Salmon Run. There are some events on high difficulties where you just cannot do anything, ever, except mop up small fry and (barely) assist your hopefully competent teammates. If they aren't competent, you lose. Almost every other weapon allows for you to take charge and lift your team to victory. Not the brush.
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>>385467704
How bad do you suck if you can't reach Steelheads with rollers? At least one of the previous ones in the sets could oneshot Steelheads with a jumping flick.
>>
How do the abilities tied to the clothing work? Are they preset or when you upgrade the piece does it randomly pick one? Also, if it's random, then how do you go about getting a piece of clothing with exactly the abilities you want?
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>lost my profreshional rank

RIP
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>>385468083
The slots which start as ? marks are random. You get the abilities you want by talking to Murch, accumulating ability chunks, and spending them to add that ability to your gear. Also you can spend coins to add an extra slot, but you need to be level 20.
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>>385467946
Honestly brush should just stick to killing small shit that stops the mini gun from shooting and covering ground. Ground cover should never be a problem with 2 rollers.
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So let's say I lost my B- rank and fell back a grade, does it relock League Battle or once it's unlocked I can keep playing it ?
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>>385468441
Be as bad as you need. It never locks back
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>>385468083
The big one is usually preset except those gained from splatnet or players who ordered clothes from splatnet, the little ones are random but certain brands have higher chance to roll specific abilities.

To get specific sets of abilities either get it through sheet luck or farming chunks.
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>>385468572
Awesome, no more pressure in Ranked!
>>
Yo, new splatoon players, have you seen the light of gyro controls?
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>>385468775
I've been a player since the first one and I still don't use gyro. I see the merit, but it ain't me.
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>>385468283
Me as well. Haven't won a single round. Now at overarchiever my mates are also worse, some my lose stream continues. And I like it for some reason.
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>>385467946
IF it was paired with better weapons, a brush can help open the way while guys with better range weapons take care of bosses
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>This whole salmon run
NOT AGAIN
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I played now 4 days and i already dont enjoy it anymore. The game wasted so much potential
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Yeah haha no
Got my first bonus in Salmon Run and that's where I'm stopping today
No thanks
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>>385468913
This weapon select is honest to cod fucked up. Everything is half can't reach some of the taller bosses and the rest are slow as fuck.
>>
What the fuck is this difficulty rampup in salmon run?


I just got past level 1 and the whole thing changed from fun to absolute hell. First wave it went dark with a non stop chain of gold salmon and a team wipe in 20 seconds. It's like taking a child from training wheels on to a fucking motorcycle.

And it's fun.
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>Salmon Run is open again
FUCKING FINALLY I CAN PLAY IT
I'VE MISSED IT ALL WEEK
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>3 cuts in a row
Nope, back to turf war.
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>>385469434
You literally couldn't have picked a worse day for it. Might not be too big of a deal in the lower levels, though.
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>>385469434
Not worth it. The weapon selection is atrocious.
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>>385469535
>>385469565
>get crushed in the first round by double grillers in Profreshional
Back to ranked I go
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And you call yourselves profreshionals.
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>>385469565
The only really "bad" weapon there is the Brush. Blaster is in the "maybe" range cuz you're probably gonna have more luck up high. Splatling and Rollers are one-squid armies.
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>>385444561
>that feel when when
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>people mad that mr.grizz is trying to toughen them up with the current weapon selection

He wants flexible squids ya quacks
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>mfw I just won a salmon run today at 200%
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>teammates keep going to the ends of the spawning lanes in low tide
FUCKING STOP IT YOU STUPID USELESS RANDOMS
WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF?
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>everyone is dead
>4 bosses
>One egg for quota
>15 seconds left
Post YFW
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>>385469834
it's split so the meleers handle mobs and the gatling and blaster deal with bosses
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>forever unlucky to be stuck in C- for weeks
>Oh thank god, Salmon Run is open.
>that weapon selection

Today hasn't been my day...
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is anyone good hosting a Salmon run right now? I've been through a tough losing streak with people disconnecting and falling in the water
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Man, only been winning or losing in round 3 this SR. These weapons are pretty good.
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Made it back up to 100 points in Profreshional. That wasn't that hard. I haven't gotten the brush a lot, though.
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>>385468395
the problem with the brush is that it doesn't even deal enough damage to deal with the small shit
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>>385470003
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>Somehow this is the night I finally make Profreshional
These weapons are far better than expected.
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>>385470003
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>>385444094
No way, same record! We're buddies!
too bad we'll never play together because Nintendo hates friends playing on the same team online
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Played my first match where you have to break the manholes. Took me too long to figure out how to find Goldie and my teammates didn't follow me after I got him but I really liked it.
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>take out a stingray fucker
>another one immediately sets up shop on the opposite side of the map
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>>385470248
>people disconnecting
are people actually having this problem? I've never had a single disconnect in Splatoon and I live in rural texas
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The experience with brush this time has bee a lot better. The last time I had to use it, I ended up on wave 3 at high tide with the mothership event. The brush can't do shit there.
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>>385471307
he means they're intentionally sleeping the system to quit out of their session
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>>385471656

Mr. Grizz gives them an automatic pay cut for that though.
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I've mostly been losing in Wave 3 this time around. If it's not because our team wipes, it's because we get that fucking mid-tide Goldie event and we can't get enough eggs in time.
I'm getting the second Superbonus and them I'm done. Fuck this timeslot, honestly.
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Guys, the brush is actually great for smaller enemies. You just have to use it like a roller and run over them. Try it, it's especially effective during a glowfly rush.
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>>385471915

Every weapon is great against small enemies. Your point?
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>>385472119
>Chargers
Yeah, good luck
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>>385471307
no not really
none of the harder reviewers ever mentioned such a thing and whenever somebody is called out on it they never reply back they're probably shills
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>>385471083
>stingray
Oh no....?
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>>385472191
It pierces them at least.
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Oh shit, the rank actually went up to 110 instead of 100 this time.

>>385472437
Know how I know you're still playing on babby difficulties?
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>>385471915
Brush is fantastic for going fast and taking out smaller shit
Blasters can take out most of a Stinger's tower in one shot by aiming at their middle
Splatling can take out a Steelhead in one go on its own
Roller can breeze through chum and smallfry and clear a path

They're pretty nice on their own, but together is just not good and especially if someone doesn't know how to get the most out of what they have, so randoms.
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>he doesn't use the n-zap
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>>385454498
It's an anxious and dumb expression you autist.
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>>385472119
My point is that you should be running with the roller and not flicking. In addition to being faster and more ink efficient, it actually does more damage to Salmonids despite how it works in other modes. Save the flick for when you need to hit a boss.
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>have to bomb both launchers on Flyfish at once
>have to take out Maws targeting other players
>have to open every manhole
It's like actually caring for helpless infants. You would think a Profreshional rank 100+ there would be good players.
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>>385472886
you realize "like" in a statement can mean approximately or roughly not actually. So when someone says "you're like a huge fucking retard" they don't mean you're actually a retard they mean you're just sorta like one
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>>385473161
There's only so much you can do with these weapons, especially if you got the Inkbrush.
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>>385473315
They all have bombs for maws and flyfish tho.
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>My loses count
>My victories get connection error, so they count as loses.

I'm going mad. I'll never get beyond C-
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>>385473315
It's more the lack of basic skills like bombing enemies that require it that amazes me.
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>>385473443
Get an Ethernet to USB adapter, anon
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>>385473685

I have one connected right now.
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>>385472498
Know how I know you keep getting killed by the objectively worst special?
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>>385473849
We're talking about Salmon Run, genius.
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>>385473849
He's on salmon run not normal play. Its a little harder there on high levels.
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>>385473652
yeah I keep seeing people not even miss the flying fish bins they just run away like I'll deal with it if it offends me. Then of course another one spawns. And we're losing ground faster than we can kill anything then a sniper shows up and just fucks the one guy but it's enough with the lost ground to cascade into a complete failure
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Just hit A- on SplatZones

So fun.
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>>385473685
If only that could bypass shitty satellite internet latency
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>>385473747
Fuck, I'm so sorry anon. Hope Nintendo fixes their shit once they finally release their actual online service
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Why do I feel like I hardly elevate from the ground with Ink Jet? I need help, I suppose to press B right? It hardly goes up but I see others super high on the sky when they use it.

Am I missing something?
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>>385444094

Can someone tell me why we cant add slots?!

I read that at level 20 murch will give you the option of unlocking slots,but he still says hes busy and im level 20.
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tentatek splattershot is so good.
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>>385474115
How is it Nintendo's fault when somebody disconnects in a P2P game?
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>>385474135
have fun grinding to 30 so judd will give you a snail. or wait until splatfest.
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>pay grade/difficulty 220% and still rising
Help
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>>385474365
By keeping all their games like this once they start charging people and not having dedicated servers for said games

Maybe they start doing some changes by 2018, let's wait and see
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>>385474932
Are you retarded? If he loses because of disconnects, how do dedicated servers fix that?
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>>385474124
use it on high ground and stay there. it'll only hover a but off where you are.
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OH SHIT SPLATFEST UPDATE
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>>385454498
she looks like she's cringing at some autistic shit. probably her fanbase.
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>>385444094

>MARINA Would rather lick crusty seans greas trap

Filthy octo whore

New splatfest theme and weapon is out
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>Dualie Squelchers

Oh man this shit sounds sweet.
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Did they patch in that unskipable but seen with those two whores at map rotation or did that just come up because of the new weapon?
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>play Salmon Run
>low tide
>see the inkbrush going back up to deliver their egg
HOW ARE YOU A PROFRESHIONAL?
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WHERE ARE MY TEAM KETCHUP BOYS AT?
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>>385475850
They come up when there's Splatfest news, weapon news, and Salmon Run starts.
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>>385474204
This. Perfect for everything
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>>385475918
But it's only when you start the game fresh or quit out of Octo Valley (or in this case, when it's forced because of an announcement).
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>>385475753

Dualie Squelchers seem to have half way decent range for dualies.
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MAYO BOYS
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>>385475997
Wrong. I had just finished a match and it brought me to the screen with them annoying cum dumpsters rather than just giving me a message the maps had changed
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>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it somehow feels warm in your mouth!
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>YAAAAAS
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Just bought the game, any tips.
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>>385476219
Try not to fap so much.
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>>385476189
>saying yas rather than yes

Black people please leave
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>>385476219

Go murder some salmon right now.
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>>385476219
Beat the single player before playing ranked mode
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>When a Steelhead shows up, you should lean on a teammate using a charger

THANKS FOR SUPPLYING US WITH A CHARGER MR. GRIZZCO.
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>>385476618
The splatling is just as good at killing steelheads.
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>>385449687
>>385450876

Why aren't you S yet?
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>>385476713

If the Steelhead is dumb enough to stand next to a platform a roller can smack it to death pretty quickly too.
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>no one posting squid boys
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>Duelie Squelcher
Jesus christ two of my fav guns mixed together.
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>>385476713
>The splatling is just as good at killing steelheads.

THANKS FOR SUPPLYING US WITH TEAMMATES THAT ACTUALLY USE IT LIKE THAT MR. GRIZZCO
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>>385476219
Try out salmon run while it's available. It's a timed co-op event that's pretty fun
You can turn off the gyro controls if you don't like it (though most people would tell you to learn to like it)
I'd recommend playing a bit of single player so that you can get a good grip on inking ground, swimming, and tracking enemies at the same time. This time around the single player makes you use pretty much all of the weapon types so if you get far enough then you'll see most of what you'll have to deal with online.
Choose team mayo
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>>385476960

Wish we could have gotten better hairstyles for the boys.
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>>385477164
>fuckboy
>ponytail
>skrillex
>black
Who at nintendo looked at these and approved them
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>>385476864
Because of salmon run.
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People like to argue which girl is meaner to the other, but boy do they both bully sheldon into the ground.
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>Thank god they got rid of Kraken and Bubbler
>INTRODUCING INK ARMOR AND THE BALLER

At least Ink Armor is more like Halo armor and not straight up invincibility
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>>385477054
>Steelhead appears
>teammates start shooting its body
>one goes behind it
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>>385477275

Why haven't you got all the goods already?
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>>385450254
Because it's fucking amazing at low levels. I consistently get 1000+ p every match with it. But Spla2n is much more team based compared to Splatoon 1, so a team of 4 will do shit. Too bad this game forces you to play with randoms.
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>>385477349
Neither are Invincible, infact the Baller gets more people killed than splats
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Is this game worth buying a Switch for?
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>>385477054
If you can reach, the Blaster does good damage also. People need to also learn to take out the goddamn Maws with grenades already.
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>>385477349

Most of the specials are heavily nerfed versions of the Splatoon 1 ones.
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>>385476135
NoA localization team knew exactly what they were doing.

>>385476303
White girls say that way more than anyone.
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>>385477349
Ink armor gets obliterated by Object Shredder and nearly all subs.
Baller bounces back when shot and if shot enough they're fucked.
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>>385450254
They never nerfed the Aerospray. People just realized it was shit so they didn't use it. In fact, it got a buff.
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>>385477304
It's pretty annoying, even the people that's prefered Marina don't dislike Pearl anymore but her fans and contrarians they still act like she's the poor underdog of the two.
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>tfw want to get splatoon 2 but i stopped playing the first game after a week and its £50

I think I'll wait to Mario comes out until I get a second Switch game. Haven't played anything since Zelda at launch.
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>this salmon run

lol nope
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>>385477542
>That argument
Straight out of /v/
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>>385455194

I want to fuck Star.
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Where to i sign up for mayo for splatfesr
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>>385477542

>Ketchup is Jam

Just how high do you have to be to put jelly on a hot dog?
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I give up with Salmon Run fucking piece of shit game mode

>Paired with randoms
>Random weapons
>Random waves
>Random sides
>Random map changes

RNG the mode.

Also what the fuck the weapons? 2/4 are literally unplayable.
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>>385477850

The giant fucking podium in the center of the square that you have to walk by to do anything.
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>Mayo will just be a shade of yellow and not white.
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>>385477880
two words: fuck blasters
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>>385477453
>>385477595
>mfw people use Baller as a frontal assault instead of flanking
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>>385447216
screencap this, wallanon 2.0
but probably b8, and also sad reality
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r8 my styles
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>>385473685
>Use that
>Can no longer use usb controllers
>Can no longer charge while playing
Why does the switch have so few ports?
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>>385477880
>It's a fog wave
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>>385477938
Oh, its a tv not a podium btw
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>>385477982
Seriously. Why are Blasters even an option?
Fucking trash and the person holding it is dead weight.

>>385478047
not bad/10
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>>385477880
>2/4 weapons I suck ass with
ftfy
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>>385444094
>all the literal children complaining about Dunkey's latest video

Why are Splatoon fans so autistic? Why do they feel the need to shill this game so desperately?
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>>385477965
>Mayofags will shoot discharge instead of cum
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>>385477880
Two words: git gud
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>>385444094
and if you have a smartphone
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egg
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>>385478165
not in tower control
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>>385447216
wallanon is that you? ',:3c
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>>385478228

And team ketchup will shoot blood.
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>>385478323
I don't get it.
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>>385476864
Why arnt you S+ yet?

I played you a lot recently i think, i also used the splattershot jr.
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>>385446372
wait so, Dual Squelchers are coming back as a dual wielded weapon?

fuck yeah
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n-notice me senpai
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>The range on the Dual Squelchers
Its...so good

>>385478360
I meant for Salmon Run
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>>385444968
>4.4
>1.2 assist
>0.9 super
Gee anon, you must be carried alot
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>>385478550
In case you didn't see yet, they combine back into the Dual Squelcher during rolls
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>>385478165
>blasters
>dead weight
direct hits with the blasters fuck up bosses
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Is it confirmed we're getting mayo/ketchup colered ink for the splatfest ?
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who /mayo/ here
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>>385445351
but that's the weapon for no aim just splat babies
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>>385478606
oh fuck, my dick

Dual Squelchers were my favorite weapon, the jet one can't even compare
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>>385478563
>reddit
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>Pearl gets mayo
SO FUCK IT, JUST GIVE MARINA THE POPULAR VOTE EVERY TIME RIGHT? FUCK YOU NINTENDO, PEARLFAGS YOU BETTER PULL SOME NUTTY FRAG MLG ft SWAMPTHING LCS BIG PLAYS OF THE WEEK LEVEL GAMEPLAY OUT OF YOUR ASS , WE AINT LOSING ANOTHER
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>>385446214
thats fucking sad
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>>385478728
I like Marina better but I'm still picking mayo.
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>>385478880
because he tried or because they all dropped out
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This is the problem with this map.
It's always one way or the other.

>>385478728
As a Pearlbro, I have to go with Ketchup.
I low key hope you guys win though. Popular vote is simply one of the three categories.
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>>385478728
>TFW Ketchupfags will use the P90 and dress all black with skull bandana to massacre the mayofags
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>>385478921
Oh thank goodness someone who isn't a retard that picks by Idol instead of the actual choices.
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>>385478494

S+ already pre-ordered, coming soon.

I played regular games with a friend across the atlantic. It was like playing good ol' OG splatoon as the netcode is cancer at that ping.
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>>385446214
>Turf War
Who cares
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>>385478728
I prefer Marina but I'm not going to side with her on something like ketchup vs mayo. One is tomatoes and sugar that goes well with things, mayo included while mayo can be all sorts of things.
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>>385479037
I added you.
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>>385478728
>tfw the mayofags will never ketchup
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>>385479151
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>>385479151
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>>385479151
... alright , ya got me...
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>>385479151
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>>385478728
There's more people that know better than to pick ketchup than you think. And in Europe and Japan ketchup might even be the unpopular choice.
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>>385474135
you need snails for adding slots now
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>>385479151
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Hey you stupid faggot, yeah you, I shouldn't be the only one helping carrying the rainmaker. Cover turf. Scout ahead. When I'm spamming THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY, fucking get over here, please.
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>>385478937
because he's a tryhard
>>
Holy shit the dual squelchers are pretty amazing. The range is insane and for close range you can just roll for the accurate burst shots to kill them relatively quickly for a long-range weapon
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>Murch will scrub your splatfest tee for just 2k
Heard on farming chunks
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>>385477641
Nah, Pearl still gets shit on a bunch. Its lessened since their debut, but its still annoying.
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>>385479151
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>>385478727
s-sowwie i mean i dont really u-use it tho...
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>>385479379
>enemy team rides the tower to the last checkpoint
>we manage to kill their entire team
>i push forward inking their ground
>no one gets on the tower
>move back to get on the tower myself
>whole team stays behind instead of defending the tower

fuck this game
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>>385477431
>Why aren't you playing the worse game modes
:V
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>>385444275
>Moray Towers
>Art Academy
>Inkbrush
>Octobrush
>Marina & Marie
>>
I'm rolling with mayo this time because I want to fight the other team instead of my comrades. Also, Pearl's started to grow on me so I feel more inclined to choose based on actual preferences and shit.
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>>385479151
Ayy
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>>385449137

>>385444275
>Art Academy
>Fitness Place
>T. Splattershot
>I could do worse with Charger but It's definitely my worse
>Both are kinda losing their luster on me, but the lewds are great.
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>>385452835
Also, use Booyah to indicate that you traded with an enemy so your teammates don't have to look for who killed you
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IT'S
THE
PUMPTRACK
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>>385478997
Yeah 'cause people don't know how to fucking flank
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>>385447039
Closest thing I've seen is a painter's mask
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I don't want to score nice guy points with Marina. I want to dominate her with my superior picks and have her on her knees cleaning my dirty, inky benis.
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>>385444094
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>>385477542
Marina would rather eat smegma than mayo
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Does anyone else find Art Academy fucking trash?
Nothing you do matters for the first 2 and a half minutes and whoever gets a kill in first in the last 30 seconds wins. It's way too hard to push onto your opponents territory and there is only one way there so most of the match is fighting over the same stretch of land with little to no way to move the line forward and to hold it.
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YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO GRIND CHUNKS
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>5 seconds left
>connection is unstable

REEEEEEEEEE
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>It's a shitty weapons in salmon run episode
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>>385480306
wait what? why? can't this be done on any armor? why only the tee?
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I don't like either condiment so I just went with Pearl.
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>>385478728
>>385477965
>>385477542
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>>385480429
It costs 30k to do it with other armor.
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>>385480429
it costs 20,000 to scrub any piece of gear

the splatest tee has 3 empty slots you can grind for abilities and murch will scrub it and give you those ability chunks for only 2000
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>>385480449
I didn't know this was a what goes on fries fest.
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>>385480621
>>385480621
>>385480621
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>>385480579
Same shit applies for everything. Only faggots and bitches like swallowing sticky white shit.
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I wish i could play with US and EU you guys are far easier to win against.

I only have japs and australians.

These autistic 40 year old jap pedophiles play this 24/7
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>>385479151
Goddamnit
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>>385480296
>Nothing you do matters for the first 2 and a half minutes and whoever gets a kill in first in the last 30 seconds wins
that's every new map
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>>385480710
What's definitely known is that Americans likes tomato flavored sugar jam.
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>>385480893
Nothing as bad as the academy.
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>>385480906
Pearl might have a chance at winning this if Pearlfags and Mayofags successfully turn it into an Europe vs America Splatfest.
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>>385481118
Don't think you can ever beat kids love for sugar.
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>>385478728
Don't worry bro I got your back. I picked mayo not only because I want pearl to win a splatfest but because of the amount of porn of Marina covered in mayo and eating what looks like mayo will fucking skyrocket if we win this
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