European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Super Meat Boy
NEXT: New Super Hook Girl
LATER: Donkey Kong Country Returns
STREAM 2: Vice City Showcase
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule: http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1: https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
best girl coming through
First for chad
Maral + Miltent best OTP
Why do we pretend she's cute?
YUMP
>>385436281
damn please tell me she has a penis
Threadly reminder
>>385436374
She is cute
>>385436362
Based soezeeposter
Anyone else want some fucking swenglish lessons
>>385436429
thats jazz
treatment seems to be coming along nicely
>>385436362
Even the chubby one is better
CATINA CHOKING AGAIN
>>385436381
why is his dick so black?
>>385436381
why dick black
>>385436470
Thanks for the injection, doc.
S TIER
Scotsman's Prince of Persia Bamboozling Chokes
My Summer Car meme run
Paper Mario autismo run
A TIER
Comfy Illbleed, Dishonored, Arx Fatalis, Harry Potter and the Philoshoper's Stone
F TIER
Boring shit with boring commentators like Venetica, Assassin's Creed,
To all of you who whine about VC, did you miss the all missions two days ago?
holy FUCK stream 2 is boring right now
>>385436489
I yust want to yump!
>kuhmoonitee
Why is everything a fucking community?
>>385436508
>>385436514
>>385436535
?
Your dick isn't more brown than the rest of your body?
>>385436490
so, yes?
>>385436429
Sorry this isn't GDQ
I bet this is Chad's first ESA that FUCK.
>>385436574
Not them, but as someone from the community, this is really boring and badly prepared. They could easily be showing clips of gameplay showcasing strats and the different routes so people who don't know anything about the run can actually understand what the fuck they're talking about
>>385436493
She's cute, honestly. Reminds me of a friend of mine back in secondary school.
>>385436281
is this used to be a boy?
I completely avoided watching this event because I thought it would be boring and I'm still getting the bad taste of SGDQ 2017 out of my mouth.
Did this turn out to be good?
>>385436631
They should have tootled around in game while talking.
Didn't they already run Meatboy, or did I just dream that?
>>385436671
a little bit, but not like this
aaa shut up and show some glitches
>>385436671
No, because i'm white.
>>385436514
>>385436535
It's the lighting. And your dick is supposed to be darker than rest of your body
>>385436829
let Eidgod TALK and not be a cringey thirsty yuro around maral
>>385436429
>>385436631
The one with the glasses is fucking cute though
>>385436736
What I meant was that there already was a good and fun run already
>>385436829
Fuck off, Chad.
I want to race mix with Maral while holding hands and maintaining eye contact
>>385436770
No, she was born female. Fuck off with this trans degeneracy.
>>385436829
who is dis qt pi gril
>>385436671
I'd see a doctor about that if I were you
>>385436671
slightly darker shade of the same color. not a completely different color like this guy
>the gta run is just dudes talking
oh
>>385436829
Damn, Chloe Moretz looks like THAT?!?
>>385436829
>no tits
>bra
>>385436997
It's gonna be a glitch showcase soon. They already did the Vice City speedrun a couple days ago.
>>385436778
It's felt like old GDQ to me and been pretty laid back rules wise. I've been having a lot of fun watching. Takes a shit all over GDQ as far as I'm concerned.
hey the Canadian ryedwag is back offcamera
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO
>>385436281
Post her bf's donation
>>385436926
good man
>>385437201
>>385437202
>>385437201
rips esa
>>385436484
>horse girl
oh shit son you just know she's a nutcase
>>385437286
The fuck is that thing?
wait
so is this gonna be the whole GTA exhibition?
i thought they were gonna show off glitches or something?
>>385437201
Is that Queen Phoe person BARRY? I can't tell from the ant picture
>>385437201
One yank fucking up the mario 64 relay was bad enough
>>385437201
Let him come. Make sure he gets zero camera time, no runs, no donation reading, etc.
That will be the last time at attention whore abomination will attend.
>>385437201
Too late, she's already there.this guy actually looks more feminine
>>385437201
>TheQueenPhoa
Bet a fiver that's a tranny too
>>385437345
she
>>385436889
i dunno PMG they say cuss words over at ESA and it might not be your cup of tea
>>385437201
They won't allow him to go ESA don't need that drama and he creates far too much trouble.
>>385437345
One of the directors of The Matrix
Which stream am I supposed to watch? How do I know what to look at?
>>385436562
>no mention of KHII
Anon please
>>385437345
A beautiful girl.
>>385437201
Fuck that. This little cunt better stay far FAR away from ESA. Proto is everything wrong with GDQ encompassed into a single person.
I'll be legit furious is he shows up.
>no trannies at the event
>thread is nothing but trannies reeeeeee
>>385437417
>all those mercedes
>106%
I fucking hate when games do this
>>385437574
>no trannies
not entirely true
>>385437345
Imagine if everything wrong with GDQ took the shape of a tranny.
>>385437345
american mens
this GTA thing is so fucking disappointing. christ.
>>385437574
there was one at least
>>385437583
>supposed to be trans
>has a deep voice and obviously is a guy
>doesn't use makeup, doesn't try to dress feminine
I don't get it.
>>385437303
>tfw you're in the process of getting cucked but don't want to come off as upset
BLUESCREEN
>>385437515
Fuck this horrible earth. At least they're happy, i suppose.
>>385437620
>>385437680
amusingly nobody viewing knew until a donation saying she came through
Why is there a Guilty Gear tourney later today?
>Duck world
>>385437515
WHAT THE FUCK IAGUEHGAEHIUGEAUHIh
How come there are more trannies at an american gaming event than a swedish one?
>>385437743
Are they though? A fair few of them usually end up on antidepressants.
>>385437743
No they're not
Seriously, look up the suicide rates on these people
>>385437324
Even better
>>385437839
Americans are way more engaged in sjw shit than euros.
>>385437839
chemicals in the water
Chad's too cool to clap with his hands
>>385437515
Post KevinDDR's face
>>385437805
Because all the lolis were banned from EVO
>>385437839
Because you unironically believed /pol/ memes, weirdo.
>>385437839
Because America is the source of this degeneracy
should I go get a pizza to eat at the computer while watching?
>>385437683
>no one cared who I was before I put on a dress
Chad are you a Swedish-Finn? You remind me of this streamer.
>>385437839
What so surprising about that?
>>385437805
There is?
>Vice City glitch showcase
>not showing any glitches
>>385436281
who is this cutie
Have they sorted the computer yet
>>385436362
built like a man
>>385438205
i don't think there's an issue with the computer. i think this is literally what the "run" was supposed to be
>>385438125
Little kids are not allowed.
>>385438227
Nah
https://twitter.com/SusanneTinel/status/880510695443316740
>endorsing pirating
chad, ryedawg, tackle this nerd
CRASH
Don't mind me, just gonna pirate your WR.
>Two commentators on Meat Boy run
>One has strong accent
>Other has stronger accent and can barely speak english
>>385438309
I'll be competing!
woah
>PC gaming
>>385438309
May is a sexy and mature lady
>>385438263
I see. My fault for getting hyped then
>>385438443
Any fighting game left that isn't 3dcg trash?
>>385438052
If I pull that off will he cry?
>>385438524
i was tricked too. this is seriously some boring shitte and i have no idea what they were thinking putting it in
>>385438512I can't be the only one who put bandages on his nipples too, right?it really hurt taking them off
>>385438584
PlayBlue
>>385438584
Under Night In-Birth
>super meat boy for 1.5h
Are they going to fucking play gta or what?
>>385438719
Any cute girls of age with body type in line with normal heterosexual preferences haha?
>>385438657
I expected this exactly. It's not meant for anyone who never tried speedrunning VC.
oh shit they're about to pay vice city in stream 2
>>385438719
what a fuzzy doggie, i wanna hug it
chad looks bored :(
>>385438891
wtf right as i'm about to go poop for an hour
>>385438851
You can't just play a videogame, you have to talk to her in the mood
noz looks sad he doesn't have ryedwag to talk to again
FINALLY
>>385437839
You've been drinking too much of the /pol/ kool-aid.
V I D E O G A M E S
Get him to put the radio on
>they don't have a timer in a fucking speedrun event and have to use a smartphone
finally have felmyst 2.0 to grind in while watching ESA
don't even care about watching these glitches now, i'm really sick of hearing eidgod speak
>/u/ blowing /h/ out
shamefur dispray, sad panda
How many trannies have been on ESA so far? I haven't been watching.
>>385439396
0, maybe 1
at least one drag queen and a gay couple
Replay = Cheating
GUYS GUYS, turn on CNN
>>385438865
Yes
>>385439396
i've seen 2
>muting the music
CHAAAAD, GET HIM
>disabling music
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is so boring and annoying I'm contemplating watching Meat boy instead
At least that has MUSIC
Wiederholung best radio station
>cross my legs while watching the stream
>fingers doing whatever they want because idle hands
>picking at my heels, taking pieces of the hard skin off
>picking at my toenails
>one of the toenails got chipped somehow, so I start tearing at it little by little, and it gets more and more painful but I'm determined to keep going until I got it all torn off so it's more "smooth"
>end up with a bleeding toe I have to clean up
fug
Did they really go through the entire history of running Vice City only to not do a proper run of it?
>if you switch language to german the Rampages aren't there
>German version censors rampage missions
Censorship is cancer.
this GTA run has been GDQ-tierand by that i mean boring as fuck and it takes speedrunning way too seriously
Wow, Chad got another tinder match
>yuroclaps
Why would you applaud this disaster?
>>385439472
Whoever signed off on this shit? Not only that the girl was being a dick to the hosts when kicking them off as if this shit was hot shit.
Also am i supposed to know what the fuck those are?
>>385439912
>>385439919
The irony is that they have muslim rampages in real life now.
>>385439852
>vlc
>>385439960
it was me
>watching a video of a speedrun
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ESA
Are you guys enjoying this incomprehensible video commentary?
>>385440118
just waiting for postal 2 desu
>>385440102
No wonder he was laughing
>>385440118
watching 4chan cup til postal 2
>>385440118
This is genuinely the worst "run" of what's been a great event so far, I have to watch it
>even fast forwards/skips through the video
They can't even get that right.
Why is this event going on for so long?
>>385440394
>not speedrunning the video
>>385440394
>Not doing the video skip
What where some good runs? Barely had any time to watch live and wanna catch up now.
Are they gonna do a run of Vice City using watermelons now?
>>385440118
I'll take it overno fun allowedGDQ any day.
>50 minutes a great time
A great time for what? All you did was ramble on, fuck up the tiny bit of actual gameplay then play a video of someone else doing it instead. What was the point of this?
>>385440526
Wind Waker any%
>>385440526
here's a start >>385436562
no where near fully comprehensive
that was it?
what the FUCK
put that nerd in a headlock, Chad
Chad, deck every single one of those cunts
QUIZ TIME /v/
>Super Meat Boy
No.
>>385440428
It's a week, it'll be over tomorrow
>>385440037
Sorry, sarge.
>>385440673
>le finnish guy makes funny faces run
>>385440747
don't bully the finns
they're a protected species
Hello, you lovely, lovely people.
I went to sleep before the Kingdom Hearts II banter-fest ended, have there been any good runs since then? Anything funny?
>using cheat characters instead of default meat boy
>>385440526
Wind Waker race was good
>>385440747
>randompinkbunny
Our chubster, you ready for shit 2.5D platformer round two /v/?
Reminder
>>385440908
she gained even more weight and it's a SHAME
>>385440875
Good morning! I enjoyed the NES block.
>>385440947
too much fun at ESA
>>385440979
You'd hope glasses nerd would put his foot down at some point, unless his plan is to make sure she can't run away
>>385440875
Yes, m'lord.
Help me out guys, a friend of mine wants a list of all the runs done by females.
>>385440908
Is she the one that did that Mickey Mouse "speedrun"?
>>385440947
ESA is based!
>>385437839
that is one shitty ass crop
>Woolfe: Red Riding diaries
Larry what the fuck is this shit
>>385441186
what if it's kino hidden away by girls?
is this announcer dying?
How many years until ESA is GDQified?
>>385436281
whats her name?
>>385441393
maral
a polish chad cucked her swedish bf and justice was done
>>385441096
No clue, I know she's played this game before though. Also ran Overcast - Walden and the Werewolf earlier so maybe she's got a thing for wolves
>an american
>>385441353
Next year, ProtoMagicalGirl and his group are coming.
>"girl gamer"
>plays another obscure game nobody else plays or speedruns
women literally can't go ONE minute without using their phones
She's got some meat on her.
>>385441689
She will die five times then say "Wow that's a pb"
Screencap this
Why is dyed hair and obesity so common for American girls?
>>385441689
>nobody else plays
http://www.speedrun.com/woolfe
already in the top percentile for ESA of having actual competitors in the category
AMERICAN PIG GO HOME
>>385441658
>they're fat
>>385441801
americans in general are much fatter than euros. on average.
as for dyed hair, that is something that city people do to try to stand out, same thing with tattooes and piercings.
>>385441782
Here we go!
>dude repping Wu-Tang in the back of the room
>>385438227
welcome to sweden
XD
do we have Chef Ramsay in his regular low cut T shirt in the background?
>fat girl with dyed hair who likes Nightmare before christmas
Color me surprised
>girl gamer
>casual pace
>misses easy jumps
>>385441848
Nearly all runs are submitted 2 years ago, seems like there's only 2 or 3 people actually running this game.
>>385442030
never gets old does it
>>385442080
>the 25 other men who've missed jumps on their runs are not noteworthy
sexist pig
>>385441639
Doesn't seem like the same girl, the one i was thinking of was just playing though the game casually and constantly commentating on shit that isn't even a strat as much as just normal gameplay.
At least randompinkbunny seems to have some skill.
>>385442143
>so what games did you finish then?
>fuck off I don't have to explain myself to you
Beautiful.
How much pizza does her nerd bf feed her every night to keep her big?
They're wearing matching tops
i'd let this fatty cook me a beef stew with pie afterwards
>>385442425
That's the only fun thing to do with fat girls
stop with the unnecessary sexism already
it's nice to have some female runners, even if they pick unknown games and shit categories.
she isn't even doing anything annoying to make her deserve your ire.
Why is nobody watching the technically impressive Meat Boy stream?
Is it just me or is stream 2 getting mini freezes?
>>385442528
because it's run at every marathon ever and we've all seen it already
>>385442530
i'm getting them too
thought it was because of my Xev downloads
>>385442143
How come it's only females that pose like this and pretends to like something they really don't? If a male wear game clothing or buys merchandise it's almost certain that he loves and plays those games while if a female does it it's nearly always just to pose while they most of the time don't even play the games
>I have no friends
>>385442143
Never fails to get an eye twitch. Portal is like an hour long. You'd have to actively try to not finish it.
>>385442530
me too
She did the thing.
leave it to a woman to speedrun such a gay game
who's the announcer on stream 2?
>>385442528
Frankly, I just don't give a shit about Super Meat Boy spedruns. Have I played SMB? Yeah. Do I like SMB? Yeah. Do I think SMB speedruns are impressive? Yeah.
But there's just nothing fun about watching a little 16x16 square spaz across the screen from the umpteenth time. Also, the runners tend to be so focused on the game that the commentary is always dry.
>>385442530
Suppose I'll put qbittorrent back on then, thought it was just me
>doing the thing
I hope you guys don't do the thing.
>>385442784
I wouldn't be able to do half the stuff she does, so yeah, I definitely would do the thing.
>>385442784
I'm doing it right now.
>Womameme runner
fuck OFF
They should also show the WR of the games they run, would give you a better impression on how well they're doing and if the time they get is actually good or not
>>385442746
Curseddolls
>>385437201
>ha look at me im part of a huge marathon where the chat is constantly laughing at me but makes money more money for me to brag ;P
Fucking shitter. Holy fuck I want to punch this little faggot.
>This beta cuck on 2nd stream
jesus christ
>>385442879
No they shouldn't
The focus is on entertainment for a good cause. The focus is not to get WR's. That's just a bonus if it happens
>>385442879
Pointless, marathon runs almost never approach WR these days, and eventually the difference would be significant enough that it would be too tough to follow two separate runs.
Plus people would just bitch about how bad the runners are.
>>385442143
As far as i'm concerned, if you didn't finish a short game like that you didn't really love it.
>>385443071
Are you throwing out meme words at random now?
>>385443109
"beta cuck" just means "person I don't like" now
>>385442879
They should have every game raced against a drunk finn playing the game for the first time.
>game is "edgy take on innocent story"
>partially dyed hair
>Nightmare Before Christmas shirt
I'm convinced scene girls are a Borg-like group consciousness. Guaranteed this girl has a drawing of a heart with barbed wire around it in one of her school textbooks.
>>385437475
didnt he say he wants to go to esa?
did this happen before he said that and now he cant go because of drama?
>>385443109
Pay no attention to the bitter people projecting random negative qualities onto these two completely normal people.
shit game and shit runner
>>385443135
To be fair its not a class-based multiplayer game where she could pick a healer and get carried by men desperate for opposite sex interaction
>>385443109
>womameme fucks up
>oh ok dont worry its ok
>womameme does something ok
>beautiful! good job!
>>385443294
wowo almost like every other runner
/v/ about to play in the cup, lads
>>385443195
>4channer complaining about "group consciousness"
Pottery.
>I didn't choose to be the chosen one!
Bravo, Woolfe
Take the hint, turn it off
>>385443294
What would you have him do, point out her errors and laugh at her?
RATE RATE
POSTAL 2 TIME
Shocking lack of cleavage at that weight
>>385443434
I'd like for him to not be an orbiter
>>385443473
I hope it's fast
>>385443395
>in the end, we truly were The Red Hood Diaries
>>385443467
Choked less than the SMB runner is doing right now/10
>>385443493
Very thankful for her dressing so normal desu, don't want to be sickened.
>>385443294
I heard this from guys to guys too.
This fucking beta shit cuck garbage meme needs to die. Whenever you say something nice ato a girl you are a cuck or beta. It's fucking cancer.
>>385443071
Meanwhile you are at home hugging your pillow, while he gets to watch her have sex with other men. Who is the real loser here?
SIGN MY FUCKING PETITION
>>385443370
Us edgy group-thinking 4channers, huh! Surprisingly enough, those screencaps you saw on Reddit aren't the absolute truth.
>>385443557
>doing the thing
>>385443518
I'm assuming they're in a relationship, literally haven't seen them apart
>>385443549
Showering a female with validation and praise 24/7 is beta cuck shit
>>385443553
Did she say the thing?
This sounds like a Dido song but not as good
>>385443691
>What the fuck happened to Tetris
>>385443691
>>385443553
>>385443602
>Woman dares to show herself on a video game stream, streaming video game
>Half the thread starts shitting on for being a woman, her appearance, her boyfriend
>Not group-think
>>385443691
>>385443771
>>385443778
>one idiot spamming the word cuck
>half the thread
>>385443827
>tetris ain't got no business being like this
>>385443691
Speedrun has changed
>>385443827
Reminder next year ESA will look like this because Protomagicalgirl is coming with his group of friends
Watching a SMB speedrun is like watching a large dog take a leg-shakingly large dump. That look of absolute concentration, that pregnant silence.
>>385443981
>>385443770
>>385443827
>>385443691
>>385443884
>tetris died for this
>>385443778
Most of the complaints were that she was playing an obscure game really only she plays to get an easy freepass to the events. She also ran this shit at SGDQ.
Hey /v/, will you sign my petition?
>>385443557
based tchops has been there
>>385443827old men
technology woah..
What fresh hell is this.
>devs here
Interesting
Fuck yes, Skype speedrun
>this layout
Jesus fucking christ why
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS THIS
>>385444145ALALALALALALALA
>two devs on skype commentary
>one has a bad mike
>the other is unintelligible
Welp, this run is incomprehensible.
>Tfw have Postal 2 devs on my steam friends and from time to time play postal 2 MP with themThey gave me a steam key for postal 3 and 1 new version for free
>other dev has a bad connection and/or shit mic
they really should have tested this before going through with it
>>385444086
better than games that you see every single time at every single marathon
>>385443691
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.
I've been meaning to watch the Uwe Boll film for years
>>385444434
>They gave me a steam key for postal 3
They must hate you
>>385444572
this is actually good.
>>385444586
Yeah...
They're not the only ones who are pissed off about how things turned out with it
>>385444572
Surprisingly good, watch it.
>>385444572
perfect subject matter for uwe, lol
Oh fuck I thought it was Portal 2, not Postal 2. Nearly missed the run
why do they ever do the dev commentary? the runners are always too autistic to know how to deal with it and i just end up feeling bad for the devs for bothering to come on
>>385444572
The opening scene is actually really funny and very good.
>>385444572
Didn't they just give some unknown director loads of money and absolute free reign on this film?
>>385444572
NAZI GOLD
>the dev on the right side
what kind of room is that
lalalalalalalala
>jihadi terrorists
NEVER EVER on a GDQ
Wont see this at GDQ.
Is there nothing better than Skype right now? Half the time they do Skype commentary the majority of the run is them trying to connect or fix the shit audio.
>>385444787
Uwe Boll is not unknown, he's well known to make terrible movies, this one being an exception.
>>385444787
>unknown
Boll was infamous for his shit vidya adaptations even then
>Dungeon Siege starring Jason Statham
>>385444918
>Swedish runner
Stay tuned for his arrest.
>>385444787
Uwe Boll was an infamous shitty director and Postal is his masterpiece
God I feel old
What the fuck? I'm not even watching Postal 2 but I just had to talk about how incredibly offended by this run I am. so disappointed that clearly non-sensical garbage like this is allowed to be shown on a video game stream on the Internet, baka. -_-
thank god this would never be allowed at gdq
>>385444961
Not really beyond a personal custom setup or paying for some corporate voip client.
>>385445128
word
>>385444970
>>385444991
>>385445127
I see. Not really a film person, especially video game films.
>>385445098
it's ok, the swedish police are too busy not going to no-go zones to arrest silly speedrunners.
>Bayonetta run never ever again in an event
>Literally teleports behind you
This run is all kinds of banned from every single GDQ
>flies into your room
>chops your head off
>flies away
>>385442143
>-27 points
>he was right
what a community
the girl never got to read her donation lmao
>>385445683
I wouldn't be surprised if staff would ban you for even submitting it.
the choke
Does literally every runner choke at ESA?
>>385445947
>stream to 4 people at home, or just upload recordings to youtube
>build up courage to do your run in front of thousands of people live
choking is NATURAL!!!!!!!
>>385445683
What run?
>>385445696
A community that doesn't protect its women from invaders is doomed to be destroyed
>>385446024
Postal 2
>shows his dick plush on stream
>>385446059
A community that has women in it is doomed to be destroyed from inside.
>>385446103
its a krotchy
you cisnomic fecalneutron
> SMB finished, let's see what's going on stream2...
WTF it's this, family reunion?
How is he flying with a shovel?
>>385446232
they should really forbid skype calls
>>385445127
Now I feel old for you saying you feel old for knowing who Uwe Boll is.
The guy also made a Far Cry movie and is known for challenging movie critics to boxing matches
>>385446282
You just flap it like birds do with their wings
wtf, I loved the weekend expansion
>>385446103
Fuck you. Krotchy is a wholesome family friendly icon and close to little children all around the world.
>>385446059
Nobody likes losers, though. And if you just blindly defend someone like that for the apparently reason, you are indeed a loser.
Girls like a guy that makes them eat all the eggs.
Shots fired at the devs
>>385446282
Shovel Jumper obviously
>>385444961
For video calls? Not really, it may be a shit program but it at least works and is not difficult to set up.
Is he intentionally being this rude, or is it autism?
>>385446316
>lul I didnt think it was going to be a real boxing match
Miltent's leg status: not-shaking
>Don't worry, we'll get our beautiful girl soon
>Leg immediately starts shaking
It's not looking good for him, lads
>>385444961
Zoom
>>385446351
>Shots fired at the devs
These are the new devs/modders that took over for the expansion content.
>hosts cant even function cause of all the backroom drinking and orgies
>kee-osk
Missed most of the postal run, was there anything interesting in the first 20 minutes or was it all just flying around with a shovel?
>NG (Easy)
Punchy you're killing me
>>385446473
literally me but ugly and with a bright red face
>>385446586
all shovel
>postal2 is as old as HL2
>devs still patching it
BASED
>>385446586
Just flying around, killing the hokker for money was my personal highlight.
>>385446586
Muslim terrorists, that would be banned at GDQ
What the heck was that host block?
>Two dead Euros mumble about pizza for a few minutes
Ironic weeb alert
>europe
>all the men are attractive and fit
>actual girls that are aren't ugly
>america
>everyone is obese and hideous
>no girls allowed, only trannies
What went wrong?
>G400s
good choice
>play silent hill for the first time a week ago
>play it two more times to get the two endings
>watch a speedrun because why not
>watched that one not so shitty movie and the other really shitty one
damn i overloaded, gonna switch to stream one
>>385446697
of course, that goes without saying. anything fun is banned outright from GDQ.
>super hook girl
what a terrible name
>>385446575
I'm pretty sure you're embarrassing yourself, mate.
>>385446767
Land of the freak
>>385446783
I think it's about 40% likely.
>>385446783
>do you guys think maral is sleeping around behind ela's back?
nah the Swede is watching her getting plowed
>>385446807
What a terrible game.
this hook girl game is like umihara kawase on speed
>>385446849
not surprised, ela looks like an irresponsible manchild
>>385446783
>do you want ESA to become all about e-celeb faggotry
no
FUCK I MISSED THE /v/ MATCH
>>385446767
chemicals in the water
>stream 2 host has good taste in RE
>>385447062
to be fair, all resident evils suck
>>385447000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8
>2 girls
QT ALERT
BIOLOGICAL WOMEN
double grill oh my god
Maral's lust truly knows no bounds.
>>385447062
I like her. She seems very friendly and genuine.
>>385446890
Looks fun though.
>>385447190
why doesn't this event have real women like Protomagicalgirl hosting it?
Have there been a single tranny yet?
Silent Hill is starting
>>385447190
Looks like blonde Eva Green
>>385447164
>>385447190
>>385447196
>>385447197
>>385447221
>>385447226
>>385447268
>>385447237
>>385447270
HOW CAN AMERISHARTS NA EVEN COMPETE
>>385447270
this isn't USA so no
>>385447268
don't worry, "she" will come next year
>>385447190
how can gdq even compete?
Punchy running Silent Hill.
>>385447270
There are no trannies in Europe
>>385447270
A few sightings, but nothing major.
This punchy guy has a funny accent
Can hear him narrating a war documentary
ESA seems like great fun. Think it's worth going there alone next year without knowing anyone?
Fucking nuggies behind Punchy.
>>385447270
SUPER
HOT
SUPER
HOT
>a girl running DS3
>>385447270
Some german freak with a dog collar. So effortless you couldn't tell whether he was trying to pass or was just gay as fuck.
>>385447270
The closest we got was the giant disembodied scrotum in the Postal 2 run.
>>385447391
But can he manage 50
RETURN OF THE NUGGIES
>>385447391
OH SHIT IT'S ANON-KUN WHO SAID HE WILL TOP THE NUGGY GUY
fuck me, maral is so cute in that outfit
also, fat dude stuffing his face on stream 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwfNASlfkbA
>>385447268
NEXT YEAR
I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS
Umm...
*smacks lips*
I like speed run dark souls?
Oh wow you speed run dark souls
Uhh... like... yeah?
Greetings from germayney.
>>385447520
somebody do something
>>385447190
>Biological girls
TRIGGERED
>>385447405
>girl parrying Pontiff while blindfolded with 20 minutes of practice
How can USA ever recover?
>>385447391
>EVERYONE LOOK HOW FAT I AM
you showed us, anon
you showed us
>>385447520
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Get him banned from going
WOW GUYS A BOY
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
AN ACTUAL MALE ON STREAM
>>385447520
noooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>385447520
It's all downhill from here. Guess this is the new AGDQ 13 after all.
>>385447539
Nuggets are literally the only good thing on the Mcdonalds menu. Prove me wrong.
nuggets are not healthy anon please stop it
>>385447481
what?
Stream 2 is maximum comfy.
>>385447481
Has to finish them before the 45 minute mark though, that was the length of the other run
Mmmmmm
>>385447657
I used to order a Homestyle burger every time. I think they changed the name a few years back.
>>385447657
Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh ever heard of Freedom Fries?
there must be a mcdonalds like right near their venue cause everyones eating that shit
>>385447683
Check the archive. There was an anon who said he will top the guy on the silent hill run
>>385447657
Wendy's are still better
hey it's also black guy from the lands of lore run last year
>>385447675
dude im having fun and enjoying life go drink some water eu fag
>>385447759
They're a side, they don't count.
Poor punchy stuck in room of fat cunts devouring mcdonalds
the runner hates this
wtf this is taking place in Sweden and isn't very expensive. Considering visiting it since it seems pretty comfy.
>>385447520
>I want to go next year
His Smile And Optimism: Gone
>>385447520
honest question, would they actually invite/accept him? He's only known to cause drama.
At least I don' think they would give him any kind of role at the event.
who here hyped foreuphonium
I WOULD REALLY PREFER IF YOU WOULD STOP DOING THAT
I would really prefer if you'd stop eating now.
>no brhue next to punchy
lame
This runner going to get an autism fit soon
wow
it's like if Chibi was the one telling Caveman to be quiet
>>385447961
What did he do?
SHUT DOWN!
>>385447435
think he can beat the high score?
It's the new chibi
>>385447932
He looks so uncomfortable
>tfw you're just trying to speedrun your memorized walking simulator and some faggot won't stop stuffing his face with nuggets and flashing gang signs next to you
>>385447913
you'd be surprised how jewish this country can be
nuggetman just got caveman'd
>>385447941
Nobody is banned from going to ESA but I doubt they would let him have any part in the event.
>>385448034
yea I feel for him
>>385447751
Chicken Legends are top-tier too, but they're essentially a big chicken nugget with more seasoning. Mcdonalds can't do red meat for shit.
>>385447981
If hue was there no one would dare pull out a nuggie
The voice is missing his muscle
>tfw trying to watch both streams + 4chan cup
help me guys
>went across the street and got a pizza
>enjoy it while watching punchy get enraged by the nugget eater
It's piping hot and delicious lads. Tuna pizza, my favorite.
>>385448003
Guy behind him's downing nuggies, guy beside him was devouring burgers and gesturing at the camera
>>385447932
>>385448034
I thought Brits can take the banter?
>>385448101
>Tuna pizza
What, no grapes?
>tfw cooked some tasty flatbreads but I ate while I was cooking and now I'm full
Confident autists are even more annoying than shy autists
>>385448071
That obnoxious cunt would try and weasel his way in every chance he got.
>>385447943
terrible lowtier yuribait that goes nowhere
>>385447520
Is nothing safe?
Must these fun-vampires suck out every big of life wherever they go?
>>385448083
There's a Chick-fil-a nearby for chicken sandwiches. Impossible to beat, plus giant waffle fries.
Stay hydrated, Nuggyman.
>>385447405
>that film
>fat fuck opens a new box
>haha meems exdee
This is what you get, Stream 2 fags.
what stream are you guys watching
>more nuggets
Oh dear god
>>385448268
He has to finish 3 to beat the other guy
>>385447850
>Nuggets are literally the only good thing on the Mcdonalds menu. Prove me wrong.
You said thing on the menu. Get rekt
>>385448195
If he really became a problem and people complain about him then they might ban him. ESA has never banned anyone before though
>Nugger buy in the back strategically placing the box in camera
>that is not a euphemism
>still spoiling shit
>why do you love Sound Euphonium
>I love the characters
I hope none of you are watching this shit.
>>385448268
It's a meme.
>>385448295
nuggets stream
>show has euphonium in the name
>fucking crunchyroll guy can't remember the name of the instrument the MC plays
>>385448371
>watching a stream of anime I have on my PC
Never
Is that who I think it is?
This runner's inflections make him sound like a friendly wizard.
>show is about being in a band
>turns into drama bullshit
Every time
>>385448391
She plays an euphonium for penis
>>385448391
>thread has ESA in the name
>fucking anon can't remember the purpose of the thread he's posting in
>>385448391
Its proof they are just being paid to pretend to watch anime.
Is it actually worth going to this event if I live kinda close? I don't know anyone there though
I like punchy's commentary
>>385448518
MAH
>>385448603
The entry costs like 100€, so not at this point no.
>silent hill
>hibike
i am at an impasse
>>385448603
I had the same thought about next year but not sure how much fun can be had without knowing anyone
>>385448636
He's so fucking snarky
the most typically english guy i've seen in a long time
>>385448603
You know us, Anon!
>>385448680
Dumb kumikoposter
Announcer blown the fuck out
holy fuck he's so passive aggressive
STOP BULLYING THE ANNOUNCER
Stream cut out. What did this asshole do?
Wow what a fucking dick, kek.
wow the poor announcer got completely btfo lmao
>>385448769
>passive aggressive
Spot the yank. He was being sarcastic
>>385448783
More like what did your ISP do.
He showed that cunt who's boss
>>385448769
he's an autist
>>385448743
>>385448769
>>385448776
what happen
>>385448650
Seriously? I doubt that even GDQ is that much.
Is that MAH BOI running Silent Hill?
The English guy is great.
>>385437839
because americans, historically, are the easiest people to brainwash. they're waking up now though, so it's alright.
>>385448861
Because GDQ doesnt have to pay for itself with entry fees. They have more sponsors and get a big chunk of money from the charity. ESA doesnt.
N U G G E T S
Imagine if that guy was your friend and you'd have to listen to him for more than one hour in your life.
NUGGERS.
>too busy being upstaged by a bag of chicken nuggets
>I'm too busy being upstaged by a bag of chicken nuggets
Oh fuck
tilted by fuckin mcnuggets
is this the legendary english bantz at work? Guy has good retort
>>385448603
if you're not good at meeting new people, i doubt it would be worth it.
Top tier stuff.
janky as all balls
>>385448951
Yeah, it's entertaining now but I'd probably punch him in the face after a couple hours.
>>385448848
>swedish announcer girl "suu... sorry i don't know how to pronounce your name"
>runner in stern pissy voice "succinct. succinct is the word."
>My CRT's too dark
>His chewing is too loud
>There's too many nuggets here
>I wish I was at GDQ rapping with my Brazilian speed-apprentice
>>385448951
I knew a guy in school with an almost identical speech pattern, you get used to it
>>385449082
cliupd'd?
or was oksr oinot etuplo
>More nuggets
>>385449082
People with his accent are smarmy, self-important cunts 90% of the time.
>>385448929
Just checked the site out. 100€ if you stay the whole week and 35 if you just go for the last 2 days.
>>385448951
>>385449067
agreed
I could not stand this guy for very long, he's way too snarky.