*blocks your path*
Can you even beat this game without upgrading?
>it's a hundred acre wood level
>crazy sunshine starts playing
>>385426617
Upgrades are literally placebos
>>385426418
>>385426717
really? me and my friends got up to tigger and if i have to be honest i wasn't sure how much of a difference upgrading made.
Is he literally impossible?
>>385427425
When I first played this game I wasn't aware of upgrading so I earned loads of exp so I went from shit character to tons of upgrades and it 100% made a difference
>>385426617
If you use upgrades, you need to go back
>>385426418
Oh fuck...
Post kanga
Nu/v/ is too young to remember this game
>>385426418
Give me the link. I want to try and challenge God again.
>posting pooh baseball
You are 7 months too early
>>385426418
Getting flashbacks....
Was Pooh a fool to challenge a God?
>>385426418
Welp time to try again
>>385431952
>>385432262
Fuck it I'll post it myself then.
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html
>>385432441
There's an english version out.
>>385432441
Posting appropriate music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUEjbW4OKEU
>>385432534
English version is for casual fags.
>>385432441
>>385432706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLaiZTOGTkA
>>385426418
fug
>>385426418
Tigger was the one that blocked my path.
>>385433493
More like nigger. Fuck that faggot.
Getting to Christopher Robin was such an ass beater
After tigger raped me I could only hit invisibles
That game is hard
How you anons doing so far? Anyone reach the gates? I'm at the front desk awaiting my appointment
>>385433568
I got to him and had to quit. Owl blocked me for three days and broke my spirit to the point where I was just satisfied with beating him.
>>385433034
>>385426617
Who the fuck took the time to make this shit lmao. I love it, but it really activates my almonds to think that people spent hours on artwork for a very small community's niche meme game.
>>385426418
Fuck you i wont go back... not after last time
36/40 is enough for me. I know the limitations of man.
>>385426617
>She's skinny
Come the fuck on now, it's Winnie the fat motherfucker Pooh.
Could've at least made her a little thicc.
>>385433686
Well looks like it's that time now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaLrF6T562w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvhKRN-WrYQ&t=2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvhKRN-WrYQ
Did somebody here do the impossible?
>mfw I got to Christopher Robin
>>385434660
ROW ROW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10
>Its been 4 years
Time sure flies
Can somebody post that creepy russian Pooh game or whatever? It's creepy as fuck and the guy starts a boss fight or something with the rabbit and the rabbit says "do you think god lives in heaven because he's afraid of what he created"? Then the boss fight starts. IT's a youtube video but I can't find it.
>>385434795
>>385434198
I was only 2 under on my first try of owl and now I can barely hit ten
>>385433686
I choked with a 39/40 on Christopher Robin and 4 balls left.
Do you ever get the idea that sometimes God lets you ascend to great heights, just so you can fall even harder?
>>385433887
>this whole post
die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNSW7DvObg0
>>385426418
This game can't be that hard, right?
me and my friends took turns around a computer and made it to tigger.
How far did you get anon? Don't lie.
It took me 2 hours to beat Christopher, you guys surely beat him too, right?
>>385435085
Please, I've been looking forever.
>>385435271
>he doesn't know
>>385435271
See for yourself >>385432441
>>385435271
it's all fun and games until owl
>tfw I've never played the game because of these threads
>only just got to Piglet
I've gotten rusty shit
Does owl get harder towards the end?
I keep choking on the last few balls
>>385435587
>recieved
>>385435587
Post the better edit
>>385435647
Play it pussy
How does this play? looks like a pinch hitter clone?
>>385435647
ANON, YOUR BAT IS THE BAT THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, BELIEVE IN ME, WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
>>385435708
>2013
Time flies, doesn't it?
>>385435647
Heed not the temptations of the Devil my sweet summer child
>>385435647
This is literally the only game I have never beaten.
>>385432441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZO5IGU31lU
>Got to Owl
>don't want to restart on a new PC
>tfw just got ROO'd
How long has it been /v/ since i've tried to fight God...
>>385436121
Man of reason reporting in
>>385435613
i gave up on him just now.
his pitch is just bullshit and I don't like the game enough to actually try and get around that
>>385436483
>Boku no hero general
Good taste sir.
>>385426717
man its been 15 years and that song still amps me up like nothing else
>>385436537
hahahahahaha
owl is easymode compared to tigger...
Oh great an excuse to post these old images
>>385426617
Winnie the Pooh characters really do have some good rule 63 pron of the male characters.
>There are people that struggled with Piglet
>>385436559
Plus Ultra this False God
>>385436121
Is Pooh's Homerun Derby theTHE GAMEof video games?
HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ROCK
>Kanga
>Hard
redpill me on upgradesis it even possible to beat robin without them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VggVpb0WMA
>>385437463
I couldn't beat owl's slot machine without them. Too often, the ball just wouldn't get far enough without a strength boost.
>>385437430
Read the thread you faggot. Someone already posted your ebin maymay
>>385434207
Was it always this easy?
It begins
I just got to the owl, did not fail a single match. Are you people just this bad at video games?
>>385437728
>>385437920
Owl is where the game gets hard
>>385435084
>tfw the day we stood together
We need another enemy, a reason to come together again.
>>385437920
maybe you're the chosen one
WHAT THE FUCK I'VE BEEN PLAYING ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT UPGRADES?
>>385437920
Owl and onwards is the real game, stupid. Consider it a professional courtesy that I'm here to call you a retard
>>385437728
I am having this very problem right now, the ball doesn't go far enough with Owl
>>385437920
Where's your screenshot you lying nigger?
Ok now finally a challenge
upgrade time
>>385436689
Tigger is all about timing. You can beat him first try without beginner's luck.
Owl is pure RNG
>>385437692
THANK YOU BASED ANON. MY SEARCH IS COMPLETE
>>385438206
>Upgrades
post kanga lewds
>>385437965
>>385438060
>failed hard at the owl
THE BALL JUST WON'T GO FUCKING FAR ENOUGH
Like many other flash games with it, this game will be dead and forgotten when people finally abandon flash player.
Lost in time, like tears in the rain.
>>385438296
Show us your scorecard against Christopher before you mock upgrades, Mr. armchair quarterback.
>>385438206
>upgrades
>>385438365
Furfag get out we're trying to stand up against the dark gods here
>hit Owl's balls
>they go only like one inch
>>385438391
Not an argument. Upgrades are for casual.
>>385438296
>>385438441
0/2 against Owl
>not using all weapons do slay deamons
utterly retarded
>>385438131
Fucking got me
>>385438463
yeah I can appreciate that and all but I really just want some kanga lewds
Where the heck do all these memes come from?
>>385438131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10
Do not believe the fags that say no to upgrades, they are puppets of Christopher Robin.
Owl is bullshit it's literally down to RNG
>Finally beat tigger after months
>Make it to Christopher Robin
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqCsqSqr1Jg starts playing
>>385435708
>he eventually defeats Christopher Robin
does he?
>>385438930
owl is pretty easy when you figure out the trick
>>385437126
Feeling tough for beating a fucking donkey.
>>385438639
It is the best argument. You "no upgrades" shitters only showed up 2 years later when reddit got into the game, and you faggots never even got to Tigger. True casual shitter.
>>385438930
>He can't beat Owl
>Even with upgrades
You have zero chance at beating Robin
>>385439071
Robin's worst throws have owl in them.
>>385437920
Are you... the one to face Robin and live..? Are you... The true chosen one?
>>385439063
>True casual shitter.
>For playing the game harder instead of upgrading when things got hard
Don't fucking imply shit to me. I've spent hours trying to reach and then beat Christopher Robin and I never resorted to borrowing his dark powers to defeat him. Granted I've still not beaten Christopher Robin but that's besides the point.
>>385439063
Dumbass
>>385439264
I want to learn to draw for this sole reason
Post battle themes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6BMiHMPtI
any difference between the western and Japanese versions?
>>385439330
>Bluh bluh bluh I tried and failed!!!
Whatever, bitch. You can't call others "casual" for doing something you couldn't, so knock it the fuck off.
>>385432441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICk-4e0ssLs
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NRbycO0O_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS_a8Edde8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE78OwgVyi0&
>Lost to Kanga & Roo
>>385439454
Burger music
>>385439509
I'm not calling them casual for beating Christopher, I'm calling them casual for not having the backbone to face him with only their own human spirit.
5 attempts and he's done
On to Diavolo
>>385439586
>>385439638
ive only even played english, can't find the jap version anywhere
help a brother out
>>385439650
You can call the New England Patriots "casual" because they spend hours practicing every day and wear pads while you and your bros go play flag football once a week. Doesn't make them casual, it makes you a fucking faggot.
>>385439795
its literally in this thread retard
>>385439650
>I call professional athletes casual because they cycle even though I can't run a mile
beating this game is more impressive than winning an actual pro home run derby
Why does /v/ defend this game?
The owl and Robin are 100% RNG. I thought you faggots hated this since it has nothing to do with skill.
Anything outside of the owl and Robin are piss easy and can be done in the first attempt
>>385439774
>all subreddits
>European
>>385439774
Godspeed, anon. Godspeed.
>>385439817
>>385439854
>This amount of salt
Holy shit there's no reason to get so upset. This is what happens when you let in the evil of upgrades take over. Robin truly has taken over your souls.
>>385438206
>Upgrades
>>385439952
>Le reddit hate machine am i right guys? ex dee, d-do i fit in yet guys dee ex
Fuck off.
>>385439171
I can easily imagine Rivers in the Desert playing for Robins level
>>385433887
this is what happens when your first exposure to memes is low energy filtered spongebob pictures from facebook
>>385440039
There is nothing on there for me or most people here. Kill yourself.
>>385439952
>>385440000
>>385440031
Jesus i forgot about the timings
>>385439840
fuck you i ended up finding it anyway
>>385437968
we had one but founder of 9gag deleted all the threads and ran away to mootxico
>win every fight before Owl first try
>get shit kicked in 10 times
The fuck is this? Redpill me.
>>385439632
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kux6pSCm4Qg
>>385436121
I get to Owl. It's not that he's harder than Rabbit persay, but I keep getting fouls because it's hard to line up with a wiggling ball.
Your training wheels have been taken off.
>>385440000
Wait a second, thatQUADS
Never gotten to the fucking bastard. One day I will... One day
>>385432036
Fuck off, Christopher.
Almost got it down
>>385440665
I think it's supposed to be Tigger's pitch
>>385438825
I bet it's those mememasters from reddit
FUCKKKKKKK
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaIo82uT0qs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk2eUGISZpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGDa525fU20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM
>>385436483
>>385436559 this, very good taste my ma...
>all subreddits
Wait a minute...
>>385439364
>not even the best version of My Brother
git gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVrcMRq7saA
Some more Berserk tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mva6nc7YBpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6GrHnOLb-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcv09G5MYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV26zIE0130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73WWpKyuWL4
How the fuck do I beat owl without upgrades?
I've tried 5 time now.
>>385441687
I find that hitting with the tip of your bat works wonders instead of the green in the center.
>>385441820
Yeah, I figured that out right after I posted that, it has been working wonders
Wew lads
Had to GER his ass
>flash needed to play
guess i'm not playing then
>>385433887
Can we ban phone posters?
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDz9X2X3MTc
First time against God
>>385436121
Man of reason reporting in. I have seen the face of god and my pain has only brought him laughter.
>>385440031
This
Goddamn
i hate this smug asshole ive been stuck on him for like an hour
>>385444380
I at this point, I've decided to quit at acceptable tier for now, maybe I'll beat that silly ol' owl some day
>>385444380
literal RNG fest
t. just beat him and dying to tigger
>>385435084
>someone still has this saved
I feel honored, almost.
I'll keep fighting until the thread dies
>>385440039
>he wasn't just memeing with his tabs and unironically uses reddit
i bet you think there's nothing wrong with facebook too.
>>385446405
>>385440039
are you niggers going to derail the thread over this shit? kill yourselves
>>385446494
>thread wasn't posted in for 13 minutes
shitposting for bumps m8
What's the farthest you've hit ball? 144.3m here.
>>385426418
>>385435143
Yes
I never knew there were upgrades in this game
>>385436121
Brave soldier reporting in.
>>385440039
Kill yourself
>>385436121
Brave solider here.
>>385426418
This fucking game. I missed beating Owl by like 1 or 2 points and I never managed to get any farther than that.
I'm losing it anons
>>385437968
Liberals. Who else do you think is ruining everything?
>It's an owl episode
What are the controls? I don't understand nip. Do you just click at the right time?
>>385448506
Figure it out cunt
>>385444380
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STOP HITTING THE BALL SHALLOW?
My eyes CANNOT follow this shit.
>>385440289
Ok
Hitler did nothing wrong
Now, how is that supposed to help?
>>385448506
Move the mouse to move Pooh so you can aim, click to hit when the ball strikes
>>385448656
thanks
>>385448612
Try hitting with the tip instead of the center. Don't look at the ball, just imagine a straight line through the zigzag and hit that. Other than that just pray you get a good hit.
>>385435647
play it. i got to the rabbit and gave up. not everyone can be the chosen one.
>>385447614
Are you the anon who will bring an end to this long night?
*blocks your ladder*
What is the upgrade order from top to bottom?
>>385436121
>highest I've gotten off Robin is 33
>worst was 8
One day I will defeat him.
>>385439171
>calm down...
>>385448750
b-but I've already been doing those things.
This is the end of the road for me unless I upgrade. 30min was enough to make me stop. Owl is RNG, right?
>>385449353
>This is the end of the road for me unless I upgrade.
Push through anon, all you need is your bat. You can always call it a day and try some other time, but don't fall to the temptation of upgrades.
>Owl is RNG, right?
Might as well be.
fuck me
I remember playing this shit 4 years ago and how tormented I was for a long time, but at least I could win after 2 days and some hours, what I don't get is how some of you can't even get to Tigger
>>385436121
Brave soldier. At the time I was playing, I was just so fucking done after beating owl.
If i beat god without upgrades, what does that make me?
>>385449804
A non-believer
I don't understand how people can have trouble with Tigger after they beat Owl. Tigger's pretty much the same as Rabbit. Owl's bullshit.
>>385449804
There are uprades?
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiY_uUN7dEQ
>>385449804
A liar
>4 and a half years ago
God damn it.
I want to go back.
>>385450340
I said IF anon
>The ball disappears
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
>>385438206
This game had upgrades? Are you fucking kidding me.
I only beat CR once after months of playing that shit way back when. You're telling me there were fucking UPGRADES?
>>385450724
Just follow it in your mind bro
>>385450724
Time to predict the future
So what do the different upgrades do?
>>385451943
Give you false hope.
>>385435647
Do it anon, i used thinking the same thing as you but just give the game a try.
Just beat stage 2 and pushing forward.
the amount of well hit balls that go foul on Owl
>>385451943
hit further
hit the ball more easily
move faster
nope. this is it.
im upgrading.
>>385453329
FUCK YES
19 on owl with 0 misses to spare for the last 4 shots.
>>385439601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgISzVQVBvg
i lost to fucking Eeyore just now
i should just kms
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_mFvJ6y_3I
>can't even get past Kanga
>somehow do worse each try
I want off this ride
>>385455128
>YFW fighting Kanga
>The ball fucking BOUNCES
Fuck my shit up
>>385436121
Brave soldier
But I might come back later to continue my session
Alright took a break. Time to destroy Owl.
>>385455560
>finally got to Rabbit
>mfw the immutable laws of physics no longer apply
>>385451943
Once you up to zig-zag and ninja balls none of them all that matter.
>>385456579
i found rabbit easier than kanga
>>385451943
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>385456579
Rabbit is easy because first half of his throw is slow, giving you chance to fix your position, the rest is about timing.
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S-UpM7dbcg Also
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evtQMowXsUY
atleast if this fucking shit didnt run at locked 25/30 fps,that would be great
>>385457074
gonna also add this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv0sF57uDjk
>>385457203
guess you werent the chosen one anon
>>385457429
At least add the best Sonic song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9zZus_1_ag
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrc5lv0O8yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5gtInauiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u08NEp-HawU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEBYjnMNbM4
>>385437126
Is that guy ironic, or didn't he finish the game at all?
My shit is getting fucked up by Owl. Please send help.
;_;
>>385437126
>Donkey
>American version
Worthless.
>>385438389
There has to be a way to save this game. It needs to be saved.
>>385457074
>>385457429
>>385457624
You're forgetting one of the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuVAaU63K7k
>save data gone
it's time to start from the bottom again with no upgrades
>got all the way to tigger without realizing upgrades existed
I can't be the only one right?
>>385458345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRe3h1iQ1Os
wake me up inside
>>385458505
I got it on 1st try
Rabbit is actually pretty easy since it let's you fix your position in the slow phase
I beat Christopher Robin on my first try, it's not even hard
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE
>>385458059
...help?
>>385458986
Is it just me, or does tigger vary his swing speed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yf8GuEvzFg
>>385459353
thats how he fucks with you
>>385459353
he does,the framerate/framepacing is shit wich makes me even more infuriated
Imagine if DSP tried playing this game
>>385459617
I HIT THE BALL! THIS IS BULLSHIT DUDE, JESUS.
>The Tiger no longer hops
>Pooh stands gazing ahead
>The sand colored fog of war blurs all
>A figure can be seen in the distance
>The figure moves closer and a familiar laugh is audible
>"Robin?" Pooh asks, his voice strained and tired
>Robin stand upon the pitcher mound, ball in hand
>"Do you remember what I said, Pooh?"
>Pooh answers, "I am braver than I believe,"
>Pooh stops to catch his breath
>"Stronger than I seem and Smarter than I think."
>Pooh grips the bat tightly once more
>"Silly old bear.." Robin says grinning ear to ear
>"I built you up..." Robin raises his arm
>"Just so I could watch you fall"
>The pitch is made, everything goes white
>The smell of honey fills the air
It hurts /v/
>>385459105
the zig-zag is all mind games. stand at the rear of the plate and the ball will guide itself into your bat
Why do I always seem to lose on the last ball?
>>385459856
you lack the willpower to win
hold down your mouse button when swinging.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFvJvUjY7tk
tfw I can't hit the long ball so I inject honey into my power stat
>>385436121
man of reason
it's fucking absurd how broken they made Christopher Robin
>>385436823
Making them girls ruins the whole point!But you can do it anyways, I can understand it my nigga
>>385437968
https://yuki.la/v/169789787#p169791832
tigger the nigger
fuck this guy
>>385436121
I'm at pathetic casual tier so far, hoping to make it to acceptable
>>385450795
You won the proper way anon.
You relied only on your skill and perseverance.
Does anyone have those old Pooh plush toys? They're probably not made anymore.
>>385436121
Brave Soldier, but that's changing today.
Tigger, 21
Calling it a night here but, the solider will continue until he sees God with his own eyes
What ever happened to that fag who used to leave edgy bait videos of his winnie the pooh rpg on /v/ a while back?I'm guessing he never finished it
>>385435425
I made it to Tigger on my own after a long struggle with Owl. I could never get past Tigger though.
i hate you all for making me do this again
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyCtfd8w6JQ
>>385460650
What's the name of the last stand?
>>385437775
Up to owl, yes.
>tfw you miss the one hit that could keep you in the game and advance to the next pitcher
>there's still 10 pitches left to go
it hurts to live
>>385461509
>tfw beat Rabbit on my first try
TAKE THAT YOU TOM KENNY SOUNDING MOTHERFUCKER
>>385461335
C.R.
>>385436121
>Man of reason
I just couldn't take him on after Tigger the nigger slapped my shit Christopher Robin made me his bitch i need to reclaim my dignity and beat him
>>385433887
you had to be there, newfag
>>385432441
thank you
>>385437920
owl is where the game begins
>>385439040
lmao i forgot all about this
Fuck this game. I'm actually going to go play some video games for once just to cool off.
>>385451943
turn you into a cock sucking faggot
>>385447029
Why won't you upgrade?
fuck this retarded tiger i'm done
>>385461335
GER
First try against this nig
who else blocks the number of home runs you have so you dont crack under the pressure
Fuck I've lost my skills on this
I've made it to the demon before (but couldn't beat him)
Now I can't take down the tiger
I can't beat tigger with no upgrades. i'm just too weak
>>385463832
>English version
you know what you're doing. just leave.
>>385463832
>english version
No wonder
You've gotta be playing the japanese version, you delinquent
>>385463832
Is this version easier?
>>385436121
>tfw Man of Reason
>played Japanese version
>didn't realize there was upgrades
>got to Christopher Robin with no upgrades
>get rekt so fucking hard
>find out about upgrades and realize I can fully upgrade everything
>"You're mine now bitch"
>get rekt even harder somehow
HOW
>>385464560
everytime you upgrade he evolves
>>385460650
NOBODY POSTED THE LINK TO THE GAME
FUCK YOU ALL
>>385464691
>he doesn't already have it bookmarked
fuck you too newfag
>>385464657
N-no...take the upgrades back! I don't want them! Take them back!
>>385464691
look again
>>385450724
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
>>385437086
No. Dark Souls tries to be the Poohs Homerun Derby of video games.
But its too easy
>>385455118
Top fucking choice
>>385464104
I can't beat tigger with upgrades.
>>385439364
not /v/, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTgYbT2cGm4
>hit the ball perfectly
>it goes like 2 feet
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>385466212
>17 homeruns
>2 balls left
>get 2 hits
I want to get off this ride
I can't beat the owl. What exactly is so hard about Chris?
What's the score requirement of christopher robin's level?
>>385466469
he uses owl's pitches
and tigger's
everyone's
>>385436121
I can't even remember the last time I got past Rabbit.
Actually, I can. Which makes it all the more frustrating that I no longer seem to be able to, and haven't been able to for my last several attempts.
>>385466469
Everything.
>>385466484
40 out of 50
>>385466469
He uses the pitches of everyone in a random order so you can't just get the timing down like you do on others
Is there a way to leave a round before it ends ?
>Facing off against Owl
>Do decent, almost hit the goal
>miss, miss, miss, foul, miss
>just barely hit the goal
Tigger you springy ass motherfucker, I'm comin for you.
>>385466761
Refresh the page.
>>385440000
The fuck? Quads are possible on /v/?
Did someone finally slay the dark god?
Is Tigger supposed to be hard to beat?
The owl was harder IMO
>>385467364
>English
>used to be able to beat the first 5 without upgrades
>cant even get pass fucking rabbit anymore when using them
brb killing myself
>>385467364
>english version
>>385467364
>english version
>>385467364
English version is much easier. How to people still not know this? Beating the American version means NOTHING
>>385467442
Shhhh
>>385467268
The only gets that work on /v/ are 0s.
I wonder what the chances of baseball being a KH3 100 Acre Woods minigame is.
>>385467518
>>385467518
Uh-h nani?!?
>baited.png
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i am going to beat this with no upgrades if it kills me
>>385436121
Brave soldier here. Tigger's invisible ball annoyed me to a great point. Got plenty of time now so I should try get to Christopher.
>4 years ago
Time flies brehs
>>385466469
He uses all pitches in the game, and you have to get 40/50 score in order to beat him. He wouldn't be so bad if it was 25/50. The closest I've gotten to beat him was 35/50.
>>385436121
>tfw didn't quit and actually won against Robin.
You can do it, anons!
>>385460627
Yeah, only item I have that my grandma gave me before she died. It looks exactly like the one posted but slighty dirter.
>>385466525
FUCKING FINALLY.
Fuck you Rabbit. You have blocked my path for a long time, but I have once again overcome you.
>>385426418
>tfw made it to Christopher Robin a while back, but the data got erased
Regret buying upgrades, don't think I'll beat CR without upgrades though
>>385468569
No upgrades as well jp version
>>385437246
dat Hokuto no Ken reference
>>385449353
I can usually beat him in 2 or 3 tries with that strategy.
>>385453309
The worst is that foul that's like one inch out on the right side, when it goes like a pixel wide of the tree. It's soul crushing
>>385437968
We still have Chris-chan and Dobson, but they're both kind of dead horses, especially Dobson. At least Chris occasionally does something new.
>>385437246
Why is Kenshiro such a fucking cuck?`
Who else is stuck on tigger here?
>>385469646
Rabbit seems to be the one cockblocking this thread, but there are some Tigger men here and there.
>>385469646
I just got there for the first time. What a good first attempt score for Tigger? I got 11.
Right... I know jack shit about this. All of this. Explain, please. Everything about this game.
Kanga & Roo is harder than Rabbit.
Owl is harder than Tigger.
I will fight you on this.
>>385470228
Click the link here >>385432441 and play for yourself. You have to make homeruns. Also, you can upgrade your "stats".
It's not that hard, it's just a kids game ;^)
>>385470336
I agree
Can't beat Owl now with no upgrades
Should I bite the bullet and upgrade?
>>385470026
I'm stuck between 13 and 21 even with all my upgrades.
>>385469775
I've been stuck on tigger for fucking hours, fuck you king crimson
>>385470336
I got past Kanga and Roo on my second try, while Rabbit held me up for almost a half hour.
I've beaten Owl but haven't got past Tigger.
>>385470581
I haven't fully upgraded but got 14 on my last try.
>>385470567
Yes.
>>385470567
You must learn to walk before you can run
>>385470336
>Owl is harder than Tigger
>when you can actually see the throws
nah
>>385470567
No, you dumb faggot
go back to taking that fat owl dick until you turn the tables and fuck his feathered asshole to the moon
Guys I'm back home from university for the summer trying this and I didn't realize the cup I was sipping from. What does it mean?
>>385470228
We are mere humans anon
do you really wanna challenge god?
>>385470975
Memories of a time before the Dark God's rise.
>>385470975
OH MAN A WELSH'S GRAPE JELLY BOTTLE
We had so many of those.
Good memories.
>>385471014
Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Maybe I can, Maybe cannot.
>>385449197
UPGRADE GUIDE:
パワー => Power. Hits the ball further.
ミート => Meat. Increases your hitbox to hit balls easier
スピード => Speed. You can move Pooh faster when you move the mouse.
>>385439364
Owl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGDuy3vC7RY
Tigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhR8UrvguvM
Robin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCRs5PkyH0U
>>385449197
You're not thinking of purchasing any upgrades, are you, anon?
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8UqJKY_HVU
wait a second
it isn't February
>>385468269
It's a pity they don't make these anymore. The Pooh plushes at the Disney store have this annoying Disney trademark sewn on the bottom of their feet.
>>385470798
I finally fucked him
Got 20 first try on Tigger
>>385470567
Thank you for getting it. Keep trying though, Tigger is difficult but not as difficult in my view.
>>385470709
The power of predicition is something that ties into both Rabbit and Tigger, with Rabbit more so focusing on timing and Tigger prioritizing split-second memorization of where the ball is. Rabbit's balls go at a snails pace before they ramp up in speed, giving the player ample time to know where they're going to go. Tigger's balls are faster, but are slow enough for easy hits if you know where the ball is coming. The two are decent challenges, but provided a player can quickly connect the bat to where the ball is going to go, they can easily expect hitting the goal after a try or two.
Both Kanga&Roo and Owl employ a different tactic all together - different patterns from the standard tossing the ball. Roo's balls are faster than Tigger's in most cases, and the wavy pattern makes it harder to hit in most cases. The same is true for Owl - lightning fast balls that zip around. This movement is hard to predict, considering speeds are on average quick but vary just enough for memorizing where the zips go to be a difficult task. Since the pitches happen so quickly, finding a comfortable place to hit the ball is harder than it would be for Tigger. Hitting the ball to get enough distance is irksome, as the ball may zip just out of your bat's reach when trying to hit it, giving you a pitiful bunt-like hit.
This is just speaking from personal experience, and my opinions are founded based upon that. Some players may find the memorization-heavy challenges of Tigger and Rabbit to be harder than Owl's and Roo's tricky patterns.
>>385470770
The ball is visible long enough for you to know where it's going most times. Git gud on your timing
>>385470026
I got 21 on my first try, I tend to get homeruns by clicking a split second after the ball disappears.
>hit ball on owl's level
>it goes like 5 feet
So beating this is basically just luck.
>>385426418
I'm starting to think that there exists nothing after Christopher Robin
Is beating him just a myth to spread false hope and feed him more ignorant fools?
how can Xehanort even compete against Robin?
>>385426418
I'm a fucking shitter. I can't beat the kangaroo even
hhhhhhhhhh
I can't take it anymore
Maybe it's my imagination, but the first upgrade seems to have an effect on timing tolerance, very helpful on tigger. Maybe my reactions are shit, but I need all the help I can get.
>>385472235
>mfw I got 18/19 three times in a row on owl
>>385469775
source?
>>385471472
I don't think the middle upgrade increases the sweet spot for homeruns. you'll just be hitting a boat load of foul balls and normal hits
You can only reply to this post if you are a man of reason
>>385436121
Brave Soldier. After I lost where I was before, I couldn't bring myself to go back and experience it again.
>>385472980
no, fuck you and your skill
>>385436632
Song?
https://youtu.be/8VggVpb0WMA
https://youtu.be/8VggVpb0WMA
I wish that game actually exist
>>385473409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeLqjJWG1tY
Someone post the greentext where everyone is trying to stop you for your own good and chris is a power stealing monster
>>385435941
I love your allusion :D
Man of Reason, reporting in
Remember.
There is no more fun than playing baseball with all of your friends! ;^]
>>385436121
acceptable tier here; is there any way to go back to the stage select?
>>385458051
maxofs2d is not ironic in anything he does, he is truly retarded.
>tfw can't beat tigger with no upgrades
I can hit the ball, but 28/40 isn't feasible.
I upgraded on the owl. I can hit the balls but eight times out of ten the ball just flies nowhere and the other two times are either to weak to reach the end or barelyreaching it.
>>385472738MeIt's not porn, though. Just stupidly suggestive.
Can I restart my browser without my save data being erased? I'm scared.
>>385439364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>385450724
CATS FOOT
IRON CLAW
Is this game easier to play with a wired mouse?
>>385451107
>filename
I just got to the fucking tiger holy shit how is this fair FUCKING ROBIN YOUR CRUELTY KNOWS NO BOUND AND YOUR MINIONS ARE AS SPINELESS AND EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL
Keep those songs coming /v/, it's gonna be a long night.
>>385477269
You have to know your limits anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt594nYBPQA
>>385477485
The worst part isn't that the timing seems to change each ball or that the ball can't be seen. The real challenge is the endurance, pyshical and psychological. TWEINTY EIGHT FUCKING BALLS. I just don't have the stamina nor the willpower to maintain my efforts against such an assault.
>>385477758
It's okay anon
defying a god is a foolish idea
>>385478103
B-b-but anon...
There are no gods. Only men.
whats the best way to farm up honey? Does it give you more the harder the level or is it jsut based on home runs?
>>385478324
Anon
defeat Robin is like defeat Nyx
you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMTbyG5zoyE
How do I even beat Owl, let alone Satan?
>>385478549
You aren't thinking of upgrading, are you anon?
How do I even beat Owl?
>>385476085
>implying i wont cum to this
thanks anon
>>385449176
One time walking up a Stairway at school there were two beautiful chicks in mini skirts and I saw two of this exact view for about 20 solid seconds
Easily the most erect I've ever been in public
>>385478713
To fight a monster you must become one anon... I have given up my soul. I am already a demon.
>>385463024
Coward's way out. In my day we didn't know there were upgrades.
>>385426418
How do I play this game? I'm swinging the bat at what seems like the right time to swing it but I never get anything
Post your theme when you meet Robin himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dONxX9rifs
>>385479662
Hold it down instead of just clicking
I'm going to stab owl in the fucking nuts
>>385479662
do not
leave before you can't stop
brave soldier from long ago here - is it better to play with a trackpad or a mouse? i intend to challenge chris again and i want to be well equipped.
>>385479686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnGKPPzgHWE
Holy shit! I left when we got to 50 posts and to see its at 400?!
>>385479662
move your mouse to position him
I've been at this for 3 hours. Im at tiger. Ill continue this adventure in the morrow.
Wounds to be tended, lessons to be learned.
>>385432534
how fucking retarded are you
I was not fucking ready for that zigzag
Perhaps this will help?????
>>385480436
>upgrading
>>385480517
I know you're memeing but this shit is seriously fucked.
>>385479839
Move with trackpad, click with mouse
>>385480436
>Upgrading
>Upgrading Meat and not Power or Speed
You fucked up
>>385480517
>Not using every weapon at your disposal to vanquish Satan
>>385481018
Right now my build is 16/20/16.
got 33/40 on Robin with no upgrades
too tired to continue
will beat it tomorrow
Damn the original thread was 4 years ago. I've done so much in those four years, changed completely as a person. I have a whole new life now, and it's awesome, but sometimes I miss spending every single night here with you fuckers.
What crazy changes have happened in your life since then anon?
Caan you close the tab and come back to it or do you have to keep it open?
>>385481895
fuck off
Whats the best upgrade route to pursue for higher stages?
>>385482415
>Upgradingbefore robin
Casual
>>385479686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDOiQDvjuuc
>>385433887
This shoot took /v/ by storm back when it came out.
A man of the people
https://youtu.be/0RD-O9zGv10
>>385467502
>>385467478
>>385467474
>>385467442
Provide a non-meme answer. How is the English version actually easier?
>>385484443
Fuck you
>>385464305
yes
>>385439364
Just reached Christopher Robin. Let the games begin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjVT0MhSNeo
>>385484443
ball moves slower
>>385483983
>Gave up at Tigger
no
>>385460627
Won one in one of those claw machines for my little sister when we were kids. Passed it onto my brother after. It's all stitched up now, but he still keeps the thing close to him every night.
fucking owl piece of shit
>>385450724
H-Hayai
I'm stuck on fucking rabbit
HOWEVER I have made progress. I've found that looking at that hoppity little fuck straight in the eye instead of at the ball as it speeds past me has improved my confidence. I swear, almost every fucking time I stare down this faggot as he's throwing a pitch, I hit a home run. This has lead me to believe one thing: I'm no longer afraid of those fastballs catching me off guard, because I know now that it is not I who fears rabbit, but rabbit who fears me. you have to show him you're the dominant one, that you'll be the one shoving fastballs up his asshole when you're finished his fucking level. and when I;'m done making a crying, beaten bitch out of rabbit, that fucking owl is next
I'm coming for you, you sick, zig-zagging son of a bitch
>>385487281
I just got to owl. Rabbit is the easiest pitcher. Owl is fucking ridiculously stupid.
>>385469160
HOLY FUCK this. You could not believe the amount of times I've lost to owl because of that bullshit. At this point I'm thinking just going acceptable tier out of sheer frustration.
>ball goes to the river
>>385488051
>ball goes to the river
>the one behind Pooh, not left or right, the fucking one behind Pooh
Owl -> Fowl
Tigger -> Nigger
Christopher Robin -> Give Up Now You Big Girl's Blouse
>>385436121
>Took dozens of tries at brave solider
>Realized upgrades were a thing
>Got to man of reason
I mean, I think I hit like, 10 homeruns. God it's hard.
Each seven stages correspond to one of seven deadly sins.
"But Anon," you cry, "there are eight if you count Christoper Robin!"
That is because Christopher Robin is the Devil.
>choke at the end
>26/28
>can't get anywhere close to it anymore
Fucking niggers