>an ancient evil awakens

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>it's the main love interest

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>the ancient evil is destroyed by a hero after sacrificing his life and in return the hero is through lies and treachery called a treacherous and evil creature by nature despite doing what is righteous and good

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>its just a prank

>>385420809
Why do you always post this bird when saying that?

>>385421538
need source on that booty

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>>385420809

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>>385421881

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>>385420809
>the ancient evil is actually a fundamental part of the order that shouldn't be messed with or else it would bring terrible consequences
>it's still a fucking asshole and otherwise you'd rather fucking murder it anyways

shadowrun dragons
such spoiled babies, born into massive power and doing whatever the fuck they please

if it wasn't for the horrors i'd exterminate them all

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>an ancient evil awakens
>it goes back to sleep

>>385421951
i didn't even know there was a subreddit just for cosplay butts.

>an ancient evil awakens
>he was just getting up to take a piss

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>an ancient evil harnesses the power of love and friendship

>>385422163
lmao
it's the best part of arguing with lovecraft-babies

>cthulu awakens
>gets hit by boat on head
>cthulu is defeated and goes back to sleep

typical responses include:
>b-but he wasn't fully charged yet!
>he'd come back super duper strong!!!1!
>if he was hit by a nuclear bomb he'd come back in 0.000002 seconds nevermind the boat thing!!!!

>>385422245
lol

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>venom emerging from tennis ball

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>>385420809
It's a best girl.

>>385420809
>It's weak

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>>385422442
but if it understands love and friendship, it's not evil

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>think this mite bi the birb bread
>it's just the ebil bread

>>385422034
Alduin

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>an ancient evil awakens and burns down the city it awakened near
>was trying to just tell everyone to get the fuck off it's lawn
>then goes back to sleep

>your employer was an ancient evil all along

>>385422485
Cute bait. Very nice.