webm thread
>>385406643
They're so easy to make fun of it's almost sad.
>>385406643
You can actually see the oestrogen
>>385406862
10/10
>>385406824
top cute
>>385406824
Hnng
>>385406824
>>385406824
is this guy begging for cash money on the street using a halo suit?
>>385406824
Shit, that’s actually cute as fuck.
>>385406824
>>385410678
ugh, my cholesterol raised just by watching this
>>385410918
what the fuck is going on with that world when he jumps?
>>385411634
I believe it's a custom map where it twists in the middle so that the red side is normal and the blue side is tilted 90 degrees
>>385411717
glad i'm not retarded. thought they did something weird with jumping, but it's a strange lmao2fort
>>385411831
>Teddy Players
>>385411919
>hating on best boy
>>385406643
>this is why no one respects us slowly echoes in the background
>>385406643
These are people who deserved to be bullied
>>385410979
I really hope he was trolling
>>385412015
>Liking the worst persona character since trans-nigger from 1
>>385411831
What anime? It is that new one called "gamers"?
>>385406862
>>385406643
Is there a group more autistic than Sm4sh?
>>385412310
no it's cringers, out now
>>385406862
Somehow, this site keeps impressing me after all these years
>>385412310
yeah
>>385412310
off yourself
>>385412343
Melee.
>>385410979
is that from the indian splatoon esport team?
>>385412472
Jesus fuck, fix your color settings
>>385412527
How is this videogames?
>>385412546
Looks fine ingame. Not sure why it came out like that
>>385410979
>brown ink
anon...
>>385412487
I opened that image expecting the big post to be some Melee autism but I got the opposite.
Do you have some examples of Melee autism?
>>385406824
So darn cute!
>>385412487
>trying to defend tr4sh autism by posting more tr4shfags speriging out
Also it's pretty embarassing how smash 4 barely beat Melee's 2016 viewership with the Sunday slot on main stage and 2 (two) TV broadcasts
>>385412472
, chicken, cheetos
>>385412859
>MGS 3 remaster on that engine never ever
Thanks for reminding me, asshole
>>385409569
HALT
>>385412864
Holy fuck I hate her intro
Don't give a fuck about character itself, but why the fuck she do this punches like a retard? In the fight atleast she has some real cool moves
>>385413103
>>385413215
>>385413105
>that engine
There is no engine. Those are pre-rendered.
>>385413286
that webm still gets me hardjust like this one
>>385412813
The poster didn't even mention tr4sh. Is this how fucking autistic melee players are? They get called out so they start sperging out about how much better and more elite they are even over a game that's in their own fucking community? Fucking smash players holy shit.
>>385413449
>the poster
>>385413449
Hey if you're still that same anon I'm still waiting for an example or something of some melee autism for comparison. You must have missed my (You)
>>385413364
sauce on this? remember it being called doll something
>>385413302
I was pretty sure they used the Fox Engine because why pre-render that shit when you've got an engine that could look just as good.
>>385409569
it'd be great if it wasn't for the fucking maze dungeons
>>385410979
>native resolution
>>385413773
But the dungeons are the best part of the game
some real good VIDEO GAME webms going on here
>>385412487
That is kinda true, but Melee is still a better viewing experience than most of the other games at evo. I don't really care about a Sunday slot, haven't played the game seriously in years, but Melee has done alot of good for evo since coming back.
I also think the biggest reason it takes so long for people to get good at Melee is in large part because of the community. There is a lot of knowledge about the game that is relatively hard to access. It goes back to the days when smashboards and AIM were the primary methods of communication. There was something called the meleebackroom, which was essentially a part of smashboards that was only accessible to certain community members, mainly top players, where pretty much all the public high level discussion about the game took place. Aside from that, it was all AIM and face to face conversations. Its still like that to a certain extent. You can find alot more information, but actually engaging with others and understanding it is still mostly a matter of having connections in the community, which typically only happens once you reach a certain skill level. The fundamentals of the game have to be learned pretty much in isolation, which leads a lot of people to never really get beyond that stage, and when they do, they usually have incomplete knowledge, bad habits, or just wrong ideas that have to be unlearned and remedied. That is why you might notice that a lot of really good players were friends before getting very good, or became much better after befriending a good player. Also, some of these guys have played like 20000+ hours of melee. It wouldn't surprise me to find out M2K has like 50000 in Melee alone. These people just play every fucking day for hours, or at least did at one point.
>>385413738
>I was pretty sure they used the Fox Engine
No you weren't. Someone just made up that it was fox engine and everyone ran with it.
What do you think is more likely, for someone to build a pachinko machine with the latest and greatest hardware just so it can render some cutscenes in real time or for someone to build a pachinko machine with $30 worth of hardware so that it can playback some pre-rendered videos that would look way better than the realtime render ever would?
>>385414018
What happened to this dog
>>385414018
poor kitty
>>385410678
That's it?
>>385414018
>Ayyy lemow
>not Cat-aracts
>>385412395
>years
lol sure
>>385406862
>tfw you knew exactly what it was when the doors opened
what has become of me
>>385414345
I think he means they used the fox engine to render the video.
>>385406862
I don't get it
>>385414302
so if they're very fresh you can eat frogs raw? crazy shit
>>385410470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOrIfqb4U88
>>385408083
>he actually took the glasses off
damn
>>385406824
What's up with the proportions on that chief? Long torso and tiny lil legs
>>385414732
bless your heart, child
>>385414302
why are french people so subhuman?
>>385415103
Game?
>>385415203
looks like assassins creed
>>385415203
Assassins Creed
>>385413364
Can you fuck it?
>>385415203
Asscreed. The 3rd or 4th I believe.
>>385414637
Again, doubtful. Why would you use fox engine to create the cutscenes when you can use any one of the professional software suites out there? Actually, you'd probably be using them anyway and then exporting to fox engine for the rendering. Why not just use the way better renderer that comes with that professional software? And it's also a lot easier to find experts in industry software than it is to find experts in fox engine.
The best evidence anyone comes up with that it's fox engine is "It has to be because Konami wouldn't just throw the engine aside without using it again." Sorry, but it is perfectly possibly that Konami trashed the engine.
>>385415203
Ass creed, the one with the pirates
>>385415203
Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor
>>385415226
>>385415228
>>385415253
>>385415291
Since when did AC have magic?
>>385415103
Assassins creed. I think it's the first one.
>>385413103
>>385413215
>>385413279
Pretty meh goals mate.
>>385414331
I don't think having hard to access knowledge makes the game inaccessible for people who want to get good. Even in Street Fighter IV for example, you needed to play a lot and experiment in order to find the more subtle things to triumph in the metagame. The top players having such a head start in Melee can be circumvented by analyzing high level tournament play and taking notes on exactly what they are doing.
>>385415279
Konami haven't trashed the engine, they're keeping it for Pro Evo
>>385415313
Oh, it's in one of the newer ones. You didn't see that? just look it up
>>385413286
>playing a movie
boring
>>385415313
since the first one
>>385406643
>smash 4 singles
I can see that
>>385414331
So autism?
>>385415064
>people
>subhuman
>>385415238yes
>>385415513
he forgot the quotation marks.
>>385413626
I think it's trance doll
>>385415358
How hard really would it be to program an AI to not do the same action over and over again.
>>385406862
Wow it took me several seconds to understand this.
>>385415517
Game?
>>385414873
>Reddit antenna
>>385406862
pls explain
>>385415313
Did you not finish the first AC game?
Serious question.
>>385415781
No.
>>385415781
first AC game made me fall asleep.
>>385415737
Get the fuck out and never post on this site again
>>385415313It's Shadow of Mordor
I don't think you should be punished for not playing either of those games
>>385413915
I just love that he straight up fucking clocks it with a good hook and it sits there going 'Oh fuck'
>>385415781
>playing AssCreed games
It's like you want to have your opinion immediately discarded whenever video games are brought up.
>>385413678
and now one with 9S
>>385413882
>/v/ file size limit
>>385415915
didn't /v/ dickride shadow of mordor for months?
>>385415203
>>385415226
>>385415228
>>385415253
>>385415291
>>385415291
>>385415306
>>385415313
>>385415325
They're all wrong. It's a game pretty similar to Assassins Creed.
It's Prototype
pretty decent game
>>385406824
Fuck you you piece of shit, you melted my heart and now I am dying
>>385416083
Jokes on you, I've played Prototype!
>>385416205
My condolences.
>>385415737
Lurk more new friend.
>>385406643
Fucking manchildren
>>385412414
is this game any good?
>>385406862
Is this some newfag meme I don't care about?
>>385414302
>>385416273
I don't get it
>>385416071
I've seen a bit of dickriding recently, but when it first came out I mostly saw people criticizing it. I remember early on this video getting posted here a lot (at least, I think it's this): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AV9W2ZdmjU
I think at some point he stops looking at the screen and just mashes dodge to show how broken the game is.
>>385416332
>loss
>newfag meme
if anything it's a meme that reveals a newfag
>>385416443
people doing a retarded work out that think it's benefiting them
instead it's causing late term spinal issues and muscle tears that'll damage them to irreversibly
>>385416460
So yes.
>>385416443
/fit/ meme. Doing overly complicated, dangerous, or just poinless stuff is what crossfit is known for on that board.
>>385416446
But you can only do that in the early game later enemies require you to dodge and stun them.
>>385416550
I really don't know anything about the game, I'm just relaying what I saw being posted about it.
>>385416286
It's resoundingly ok.
>>385413842
ABSOLUTELY ROASTED
>>385416083
>tfw remember back when there were several videos of a trailer of early Prototype branded as "New Assassins Creed game"
>people (mostly retarded children) actually fell for it despite the fucking ridiculous shit you could do in that game and the only thing it had in common was Assassins Creed was that the protagonists both had hoodies
>>385406862
>>385406862
took me twice to get this one and i've been here for 9 years, damn son
>>385416446
>/v/ autism that's designed to bait people
>this fucking idiot thinks its for real and thinks he's smart or redpilled not realizing how he's just creating cringe material
>>385416767
is that the origin of patches?
>>385415637
What a shitty game seriously
>>385416061
>we built our console with /v/ in mind
>>385416543
>>385416549
Oh ok, thanks Anons, I'm not much of a /fit/ person myself but now I know to just stick to good old pushups.
>>385413882
The original is an .mp4 file from twitter, had to be compressed down a lot, and it was already compressed for that site.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/888940935647707136/pu/vid/1280x720/hTdTfNdtWqWFbns0.mp4
>>385417181
I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about the guy in the video
>>385409580
I think he was just showing off his cool armor at some sort of convention.
Where would he even put the money?
>>385414747
holy shit, no wonder americans hate their cops so much
>>385417434
>retarded europoor takes videogames as proof
Kill yourself.
>>385417260
:)
>>385417469
I honestly can't tell if you're trying to be funny or if you're actually upset
I made this webm with vlc, can someone tell me why it has this retarded start time?
>>385417434
>>385417590
You're a disgrace to your family.
>>385409569
>that terrible aim
>>385417590
probably the former although genuinely autistic people are known to inhabit this site
>>385415306
You are so full of shit, this is AssCreed. Not sure which tho, maybe Revelations?
>>385406862
you did good for once, /v/
>>385415637
That fking sisi finger up top kek
>>385406862
Some nonfag explain pls, i am not 24/7 on this site
>>385415576
It wouldn't be a thing that devs would think of. This is garbage programming to be sure (unsurprising from bethesda) but the better solution would be to not animate the whole falling animation, after he passes like a 30 deg angle to the ground, ragdoll him and let the physics engine take care of the rest.
>>385418338
its loss
>>385415637
magnificent
GOTY
>>385406824
>when she scoots back
too fucking cute
>>385417160
no just google exercises and proper form or fucking ask a trainer or something for advice.
Mostly this can be fixed by "Does it hurt something that isn't a muscle?" and don't do that.
>>385417060
Elaborate.
>>385417160push ups are actually pretty bad
>>385417743
Too bad she didnt break her neck
>>385412864
that's some good use of motion blur
>>385414302
Is that China or Korea? I'm pretty sure it's not Japan since they eat mostly western shit and curry.
>>385412864
>those punches
>>385410979
>>385417214
The guy chasing is spamming the come on! button which is written in katakana as ka-mon-n even though its an english word.
> Come on!Come on!Come on!Come on!Come on!Come on!
>>385418942
Its written in japanese at the beginning
>>385406824
holy shit my heart is melting
>>385418337
i meant ISIS ,plus the arabic dancer ourfit lol
>>385406824
Children rarely are cute to me, but this one sure as hell makes an exception.
C U T E
U
T
E
>>385417642
i dont remember this scene in game
>>385419295
Sometimes I really wish I had autisim level dedication.
>>385412487
>Gamerbee
>Thailand
Okay that pissed me off
>>385419228
I want to play UT99 with /v/
>>385419589
Is this really the best ass russians could find?
>>385416767
Why did he fall in?
>>385412414
Game?
>>385415680
seconding
>>385416332
newfag
>>385412414
huh...
>>385419792
We don't like niggers here, sorry,
>>385419754
>/v/
>playing arena shooters
/v/ just complains they aren't made anymore or how the new ones are shit, not actually play them
>>385420174
>when she tries to kill herself
;_;
>>385416332
Shut up newfag
>>385415589
Best webm
>>385419838
dynasty warriors
>>385409569
holy shit the ass and titties on those npcs. i love asses in skirts
>>385406824
is cute but the suit looks off. how could he screw it up when hes the right height too?
>>385419117
>>385420174
sauce?
>>385409569
should i play daggerfall? never played an elder scrolls game
>>385412837
thats funny
>>385406643
>nintendo userbase
>>385418342
>It wouldn't be a thing that devs would think of
It should be. Having an exit for failed infinite logic loops is one of the most basic troubleshooting solutions you need to learn when programming.
>>385418540
Fucking nigger hood parties
>>385420174
ive known this gif for ages but are people really this bad at the original mario?
>>385420948
>gif
>>385406643
I fucking love Dabuz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBuQQggfcWs
>>385416460
I didn't get it at first but then I read the first word of your post
Amazing
>>385414759
Its 2 midgets
>>385421231
game
>>385410678
looks like fucking shit, I guess if you're an amerilard that'd look appealing to you.
>>385421321
filename - apparently it's still being worked on
>>385421360
>ps4 onry
dropped
>>385421325
why are your eurotrash niggers always so jealous of America
>>385421504
must suck being poor and limited to specific platforms and/or brand loyal
>>385421325
>italians literally pour mountains of oil and cheese on top of elongated carb strings
>still have the nerve to talk shit about american cuisine
wew lad
>>385421587
>>385421727
its not even American cuisine, its swiss
>>385416443
That's the point.
>>385421325
>muh amerifat boogeyman
Too bad a lot of europe also likes cheese.
If it was next to a giant fountain style soda then you might be onto something.
>>385413364
Source?
>>385418627
W-Why?
>>385416273
i love how most arent crossfit.
>>385422479
Man I loved that game. Was there anything else like it? Closest thing Ive played was gals panic.
>>385422479
this makes me want to make a danmaku. how do i learn to code?
>>385420195
At points I think
>Man I'd like to play this
But then I remember
>I'd rather actually touch a woman than simulate one
And then remember I can do neither
>>385422479
game?
>>385413842
Man that's fucking great, when did it happen?
Looks like a mod went full retard.
>>385406862
It's a shitty loss meme.
>>385413364
wait a minute that dance
>>385421531
>sets up ewoks as optional collectible item
>near the end of the game turns out they're not optional
what a huge fuckup on an otherwise 9/10 game
>>385406643
>these are grown adult """"""""""men"""""""""""
>>385423621
that is the one thing that turns me off from playing
also having to go through each level with every character because lava,swimming, large gaps
>>385423989
until I saw the mech I thought this was a VR game and I was really impressed by making the catch, kinda disappointed it was only a cutscene now
>>385424036
>In a world...
>>385413678
>>385421964
Not him, but the guy who informed you on the /fit/ meme.
They really don't do much at high reps. Basically, you'll hit a strength plateau pretty early on. Of course, you would increase endurance the higher you go. But at a certain point your bodyweight by itself simply isn't going to be enough for strength gains.
>>385424086
no vr game right now has that level of 1:1 read / feedback
>>385406862
holy shit.
>>385423670
the one with the doll won the largest smash 4 tournament this year. massive prize pool. what have you done?
>>385424216
Oh. The context and phrasing made it seem like doing push ups would fuck up your body as well or something.
>>385422753
I laughed at "I'd rather touch a woman than simulate one" because it reminded me of the webm where this same guy has a boxing match with the chicks tits and I imagined this in real life
>>385406862
JUJ
>>385424216
>tfw still have to do this for boxing/gym training with mentor/army
>>385420149
Game? Looks like something I saw on steam just a little while ago, which I now can't find.
>>385414531
TAS aside, that was some good use of Treasure Hunt.
>>385424324
Retained dignity
>>385406643
>gamer """"""""""""men""""""""""""
>>385413286
>Rank: C
>>385406643
>they have happy lives playing video games for a living and I'm still a fucking loser
>>385406862
Thought it was a meme about immigration. We open our doors to immigrants, show them the way and then they explode in our towns.
>>385413286
>quicktime events
It's fucking hilarious that they are still used in current year.
Even if they look sick the first time they become painful after some time.
>>385424571
Just search for Shadow Tactics
>>385412813
They didn't mention Smash4 at all
>>385422692
deep space waifu on steam
>>385419589
please tell me they're boys..
>>385412864
Worst newcomer ever fuck this stupid bitch.
>>385413103
Nice Shot!
Great Pass!
>enemies pretend to be good guys
>>385406643
how did I guess they were smash players?!?
>>385406643
fuggen weeables
>>385413165
>>385419093
From the looks of it. It seems like that the motion capture used was like from one of someone practicing with that like totem looking thing with wooden pegs sticking out.
And one does not hit those things with their fists head on but with a bit more of their arms.
thats the only way that makes any sense. Cause someone striking with the side of their arms/fist on that pole thing would actually look a bit like that.
>>385426456
it literally says "smash singles" at the bottom
>>385424681
Posting anime pictures on a manchildren imageboard?
>>385426642
Its pronounced "anime"
>>385413678
What game is that?
>>385425618
Faggot
>>385423989
Too cute
>>385421672
>>385420615
Valiant effort. Trying to do something with Niers shitty combat.
>>385428041
someone's salty.
>>385427156
Honey Select i think
>>385406862
How does exploding a town equate to seeing a chick having a miscarriage? This isn't good at all, and for this reason I know 50% of the replies laughing are samefag. The other 50% asking what the fuck this is supposed to be about are real, because it's a horrible representation of the loss comic and makes no sense. And yes, loss is a newfag meme.
>>385406862
This one is good, took me a second time to know what the fuck it is.
Best in the thread.
>>385406862
took me a bit, but holy shit
>>385406862
B^U
>>385406862
>>385426370
IVE SEEN THAT BEFORE AND I AINT CLICKIN THAT SHIT AGAIN.
>>385429279
It's CGI.
>>385413364
Alright who's got the sauce come on lads.
>>385417654
>TFW black cop
The white man did this.
>>385429394
It has been posted already
Come on anon, I know you can do it
>>385425050
its not the guy who enters the door who explodes.
>>385420079
What game?
>>385430218
iirc it's one very erotic sounding name, even the game being very SFW, dunno the actual name tho, sorry
>>385406862
Oh no
>>385415103
>He didn't wanna betray his friends so he killed himself
>>385429564
Ah shit you're right, I found it.
>>385429293
IS IT
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-terror-deadly-spiders-burst-10335220
>>385431829
Oh yes it is.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/nickguillory/spider-comes-out-of-banana-special-effects-kaleb-lekowski?utm_term=.okqLGEwJ3m#.adGj72LYzQ
>>385412310
It is shit to be honest, this guy Urehara should be main character, not this whinny bitch Amano
>>385430218
Drunken Robot Pornography
>>385429542
Cop or not, if someone tries to run me over, you bet your ass I will shoot them
I have some autismo video related webms
1/10
>>385429293
>>385432297
Banana spiders are a real thing btw. They dont live inside bananas, but just in bunches on bananas.
Actually not of them are game related so it will be fewer of them
not video games etc
>inb4 idle animations
>>385433360
Poor sneaky Steve.
>>385412981
>>385419219
>>385419507
WHAT WAS IT?
>>385406862
>>385406824
wait why was the post deleted?
>>385435010
too cute for 4chan.
>>385410203
holy fucking shit, that's the funniest shit ever
>>385415203
Ghostman: Mordor City
>>385421672
>No worthwile exclusives
>all the good games are also on PC
idunno anon, Sonyfats are normally the most elitist cunts in this board.
>>385406862
Beautiful.
>>385432593
adorable
>>385424571
shadow tactics, fucking amazing game.
>>385412414
What game is this?
>>385421672
that's a nice devil may cry clone
>>385423232
Few days ago.
>>385417654
>burn coal
>pay the toll
>>385421308
>3 blue ray drives
What.
WHAT.
In what context does that make any fucking sense?
>posting webms from normie shit like gtav
I dont know how people can be pleb enough to play western games still
>>385406862
I've been here for 10 years and have no idea what this meme is.
Therefore it must be a shit meme.
>>385439218
>says this while posting a western reaction image
Game's too fast for webms.
>>385415458
top kek
>>385420357
gamu?
>>385406862
This webm is old as fuck, Im baffled at all these fags getting a reaction out of this
>tfw newfags are real
>>385440038
What game?
>>385406862
I didn't think loss would ever make me laugh again
>>385440038
Goddamn.
>>385417642
>vlc
Why do you need to ask?
>>385406643
>Melee community is comprised of normal well adjusted adults with notable exceptions.
>Sm4sh is this shit with less notable exceptions.
How does that even happen?
>>385442239
>>Melee community is comprised of normal well adjusted adults with notable exceptions.
???
What bizarro universe do you live in? Did you forget that these autists straight up boo at events because it's showing a game they don't like or steal things from EVO as a form of protest? Or more noticeably their absolutely disgusting attitude online as anyone who has ever met them around here knows?
>>385414986
C U R S E D
>>385442239
Melee has one of the worst communities in gaming, even the rest of the fgc hates them and the fgc is already hated, that's how bad they are.
>>385406643
the average white """""""""""men"""""""""
>>385409569
for some reason i lost my shit at "no"
>>385442239
Yeah dude m2k is totally the most well adjusted dude in gaming.
>>385419589
sauce, I need it
>>385412859
>this was made by the fox engine
end it bros
>>385406862
my sides are literally in orbit!
>>385430417
THAT LOOKS SICK
>>385413678
>this guy made Honey Select popular
>>385413302
Pre-rendered with the FOX engine
>>385421308
>0:07
that fucking shaking make me lose so goddamn hard
>>385440764
No idea https://twitter.com/Flim_13
>>385406643
>>385443291
Imagine playerunknown battlegrounds with these graphix.
>>385446078
I swear, I get so salty if the same dude blasts me consecutively.