Crash team racing is the best racing game ever prove me wrong

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It doesn't have online (yet).

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>>385395231
HORSEHEAD JOOSten? There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the DUTCH.

>>385395154
I can't. You're right

How can you say that when Diddy Kong Racing exist?

>>385395523
I haven't played Dookie Kong Racing yet. Vaguely I remember playing it at a relative's house once it was a bit odd to control.

dumb coochfag

>>385395809
COOCHWHO?

>>385395523
Why do people like DKR when the controls are floaty as fuck and the tracks are boring

>>385395231
It does through emulators but nobody has the friends or motivation to put that together.

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>>385395961
you're a rotten brain

Crash has no reason to exist
None of his games are good

>>385395154
Mario Bike Wii

>>385395961
So the game isn't good enough to bother, huh?

>Crash "Team" Racing
>You're all competing against eachother

>>385396248
You're all competing to beat nitrous oxide to save the planet

>implying there is a better racegame than Doubledash

>those fag neighbor kids you raced that knew all the shortcuts because they could play it constantly unlike you

Best turbo system
Best music
You don't always get shafted by awful items when you're in first

>>385396507
DD isn't even the best in its series

>>385395154
It's the best kart racing game, but it's not the best racing game ever.

>>385396581
This.

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Nope

WHO MAIN RIPPERROO

I agree.

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>that kid who always chose penguin yay 1

>>385395154
diddy Kong racing and literally every mario kart game is better than that janky dogshit.

> that older kid at school who said Oxide was unlockable if you beat all the Oxide ghosts

I believed him to, because no one I knew was good enough to check.

>>385397567
As a kid I always thought beating the last gem cup would gimme Oxide.

Nope. Fake Crash. Still like playing as that fuck, tho.

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>>385395154
I cannot

>>385397717
>gofasting so quick that the game can't keep up with the textures
based

>>385397717
>people actually play bug ridden games like this
>whine when newer games have even one minor bug

TINY SQUASH PUNY CARS

>>385397806
If I buy this on Ps3 can I still play 2 player or was there some glitch that messed it up or something?

>>385397806
newer games don't have the excuse of being developed for a potato and stored on like 400MB

sonic all stars transformed is, fuck off nostalgiacucks

>>385397838
HE HE HE! ONE FOR YOU ALL!

>>385397865
>he thinks hardware can somehow prevent software bugs

>>385397951
>he thinks that was my point

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>>385397903
OUT OF MY WAY

>>385397984
Hardware has little to do with bugs (most of the time) therefore that isn't an excuse for bugs. Bugs are an inevitability in software, especially something composed of multiple complex systems interacting with each other like in modern games.

>>385395927
floaty?

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>>385398121
HAVE SOME O' THIS

>>385398156
>Hardware has little to do with bugs
I didn't say it did. But developers working hard to squeeze the game into a tight space while still optimizing it to take full advantage of weak hardware have more excuses for letting in a bug or two. And in the pre-day0 patch days, game breaking bugs were a no-no

>>385395154
Sega Allstars Transformed exists but CTR is an extremely close second.

>>385395154
CTR is the best kart racer, which is a shitty genre to begin with. Mario Kart is obviously the best best thing, then there's Sonic, but beyond that it's all horribly mediocre.

The best racer is hard to determine, by MY favourite racers are:
>Arcade
Flatout 2
Project Cars
>Simcade
Assetto Corsa
Dirt Rally

>>385398746
>next best*
Before the teens throw their memes around.

>>385397838
HERE'S ONE FOR THE ROAD

>>385398486
>>>385395154
>skyboxes are done with gourad shaded flat-color polygons instead of textures, things like planets are actually orbs
Did Naughty Dog take a few cues from their buddies at Insomniac? Spyro did the same thing.

>>385395154
Wacky races had a videogame too. That was the best indeed.

>>385397717

It still amuses me that people insist that Sonic All-Stars is comparable to CTR.

What makes it worse is that they use Transformed, the game that reduced the kart portion significantly for boat and plane modes when The first All-Stars was the one that had more off road trick sections.

>>385399237
botes n plains gud

>>385398997
They traded ideas back and forth, so I'm pretty sure they did.

>>385398997
They shared a lot of tech with each other in the ps2 days too.

Since they were both published with universal at the time that's probably how it started, working on the same universal lot.

Hell they included demos for each other as cheat codes.

>>385398997
>skyboxes are done with gourad shaded flat-color polygons instead of textures
how come newer games don't do that?

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Coco is a bandicute

>>385399592
Till the end of time.

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>>385399592
Do you think she friend with other girls?
And they sometimes doing sleepovers with pillow fight and girly chit-chat till late night?

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>>385399592
She is cuter when she's angry

>>385395154
Crash Team Racing, Diddy Kong Racing, and Sega All-Stars Racing are all God Tier.

>>385396507
Double Dash kinda sucked.

>>385397890
legitimately the best recent take on the genre

>>385397535
It's literally more polished AND more fun than DKR and MK.

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>>385397717

>>385397717
>not playing dingodile

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>>385400817

>>385401580
>white

>>385401580

Someone should draw Crash and Coco as Mashiba Ryo and his sister.

Ctr was my favorite racing game until 7 and 8 deluxe. The drifting mechanic in mk7 and 8dx appeals to me more.

>>385401735
Every mariokart is rubber banded bullshit with skill having fucking nothing to do with it. Coming first? Oh here take some lighting and red turtle up the fuck ass from last place.

Naughty Dog created the best kart racer in one attempt. No wonder they don't try and recreate it. That expectation.

>>385401608
No shit, they're australian

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>>385401580

>>385401869
>whites
>australian
Whites are European

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>>385401884
That's fucking nice

>>385401608
>Implying Brio isn't a Nazi and incorporated Ayran genes into his mutants

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>>385400817
She is

>>385401580
>>385401884
Crash characters actually work well humanized, what the fuck?

>>385401884
Fuck me this is awesome

What is speed punks?

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We have new KempferZero art

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>>385401580
>>385401884
>humanising everyone except Tawna.
Lousy Tumblr artists afraid of a woman with curves.

>N.Gin's stage
>N.Gin's "Yes" when he speedbursts
best main

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>>385402986
She dead Jim
Coco killed her because only she can be by his side

>>385395154
it's probably the most consistent in terms of quality, but it's lacking that "wow" factor, the tracks are all pretty bland and it's overall not that memorable, but it is very competent.

CTR can't be best because Brio isn't playable.

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REMEMBER ME EDDIE?

>>385403482
He is busy having fun with girls

>>385402929
>N.Gin will never be psychologically stable and will forever hate himself as much as most of the other characters also hate him despite all the technological prowess he has.
Such a small background character really got to me.

>>385403724
I'm just surprised that despite being such a prominent character, he isn't playable in any of the kart games.
I'm happy I got my boi N.Gin though

>>385401884
that's actually pretty fuckin cool

woah

>>385403705
WHEN I KILLED TAWNA
I TALKED
JUST
LIKE

THAAAAAAAT

>>385404073
What, he spinned during sex?

>>385395961
REMINDER THERE IS LITERALLY A STEAM GROUP DETICATED TO THIS