Were there any cute Chozo bird guys Samus got dicked by when

>>385393520
>"What the fuck is that?"
>"It's my Cloaca... hey why does yours look like roast beef?"

Metroid fans are more autistic than Sonic fans.

>>385393520

birds don't have dicks

>>385393520
All of the Chozo on zebes were so old they could no longer procreate. Although I suppose Grey Voice comes close, since he's the one that donated his DNA to Samus.

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>no art of loli Samus from one of the endings of Zero Mission

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>>385395330
>since he's the one that donated his DNA to Samus

>>385395406
I really, really want to know more about that fucking bar she goes to. Is she a regular there? Does anyone recognize who she is without her armor on? If she gets drunk, couldn't she destroy the entire bar with her bare hands if she got pissy?

>>385394721
I rarely ever see a Metroid fan wanting to fuck a Chozo.

Meanwhile Shadow alone has (or had) more fan-shipping than 99% of any fictional character I can think of.

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>>385394654
>because I don't shit out of it

>>385393520
i don;t know

>>385393520
I don't think she wanted to do that sort of stuff.

>>385393520
The bird genes suppressed her sexual desires because there are no young, virile birds.