ITT: Things that should happen, but won't

Yeah, a multiplat better played on PC getting ported to some underpowered shitbox is really important.

hijacking this thread to say that artorias of the abyss dlc was garbage and literally every problem with the later games (including bloodborne) started there, but no one called it out because you faggots wouldn't shut up with your ARTORIAS IS SOO KEWL I LOVE WHEN WE ROLL AWAY AT THE SAME TIME :3333333333333

I've bought pretty much every version of every dark souls game for every platform it's available on.

I would still get this.

nintendo vs sony game

>>385377285
>spends $300 to upgrade machine ever two weeks to avoid being obsolete

>>385376818
>Dark Souls: The Quran Edition

>>385376818
ITT: Nintenbabies literally begging for ports.

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>>385377703
This shouldn't have made me laugh

Its not just making it availabe portable, Its making it available on nintendo. NINTENDO. Imagine how epic that will be

>>385376818
you realize that 3 would run like shit on Switch?
it could probably do 1 and 2 because they were on 2005 consoles and those are underpowered compared to Switch.

>>385377346
>but no one called it out

don't do THAT shit, dumbass
you understand that the devs wouldn't care if a few people said something was shit, they make money from the idiots anyway.

unless a giant chunk said that, shit ain't changing unless they are losing a ton of numbers and dosh on something.

i've been trying to change shitty business practices with dlc and its going nowhere because one fucking person can't make a damn difference.

>>385377703
i don't get it

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>>385377703
top kek habibi

>>385376818
Nintenbro OP will never kill himself.

>>385379049
damn straight

>>385377603
>Buys console refresh every 5 days because sony said so
>refunds online subscription

>>385376818
Any sensible switch owner has a PC though

>Nintendo fans are still stuck asking for ports of old games that never came to their company's consoles
>but the obligatory Zelda/Mario should definitely win game of the year

Fucking stupid people.

>>385377346
?

Artorias of the abyss had some of the best bosses in the franchise, what are you on about? Please, share with the rest of the class your criticisms of the DLC so that we can laugh at you.

>>385376818
why is DS2 for teens and not mature?

>>385380397
>Artorias of the abyss had some of the best bosses in the franchise, what are you on about?

It had one good boss and two that aren't fun to fight including one that you cannot summon for

>>385376818
>the switch being able to handle current gen multiplats
AAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I'TS BARELY MORE POWERFUL THAN A WIIU
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

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>>385381226
>including one that you cannot summon for
>summoning on bosses

>>385379619
more like every 5 years, wouldn't you say?

>>385376818
Why do you Switchfags always beg for other games to get ported/released on the Switch, people did the same shit for the WiiU too.

>>385381172
They toned down the blood in DS2 to get that rating for better sales.

>>385381368
I thought we were playing the hyperbole game? I've never upgraded my pc from mid specs in the 4 years I've had it and still play everything at or near ultra settings

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>>385381339
>not conducting jolly cooperation

>>385378594
The box art of the fake essential collection is reminiscent of an ostentatious quran

>>385381226
The only unfun boss fight was the sanctuary guardian. Least memorable Dark Souls boss.

>>385377346
Shit taste of the highest caliber

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>Switch fags delusional enough to think that the Switch can run Dark Souls 3, a current gen game.

PS4 and Xbone can barely maintain 30fps

>wanting switchfags to experience the superior zelda games

That would be fun to see.

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This Zelda for the Wii U

Armored Core Complete Series

>>385383173
omg you read my mind

armored core when????

>>385376818
>wanting a game you can't pause on handheld

???

Seriously, I have a Switch and like the Souls series but I would never want to play it on Switch.

>>385376818
90% of nintardo kids can barely finish Zelda games
I can only imagine how much crying there would be if DaS actually came out on the switch
It would give birth to an entirely new generation of DSPs

>>385384939
Put the console into sleep mode?

>>385377603
>spends $300 every four years
>still obsolete

Why is dark souls 2 rated t?

>>385384959
I doubt anyone finds dark souls harder than an average game on nintendo hardware.
Hell EO is harder.

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>>385377603
nice meme, but I am able to play any game I want with a 2014 rig that cost me 300$ (pic related)

upgrading this rig to play newer games on max settings would cost 150$, although I am not a graphics fag

>>385381780
this joke is to intelligent for me

>>385381226
Wow, you're forced to git gud by yourself oh no

>>385384939
Sleep mode, turning it off works too since auto save is a thing

>>385384959
50% of the people who have DS3 can't even beat Vordt. 60% can't even get past Deacons