ITT: Real life animals that look like video game enemies
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>>385373838
Spider-waifu on the front page!
Hiss
>has toxic saliva
>one bite can kill a deer
*shills GPD win*
Anyone got that horse betrayal gif?
*blocks your path*
>>385374045
>tfw this is in EDF 5
>>385374365
>that guy in the background who just arrived and realized he's too late
>>385374473
The last toilet in India
>>385374216
>Bites you
>All Dragons within several miles follow you for weeks until you finally fall over dead.
>Licks you face as you lie there dying.
Death by Komodo sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHB_CM86rgk
>>385374045
Is that some sort of Uragaan subspecies?
Post animals with watermelons
>palette swap with a poison DOT effect added
>>385374216
>one bite and 12 hours
>>385374645
>>385374636
it's an armadillo lizard
>Blocks your path
>>385374771
Black grandmas are very talented
>>385374819
Aren't these the fucks that squirt eye blood on you?
>>385374636
Nah man look at the chin.Its clearly some kind of Rathalos subspecies.
>>385374771
>defying
How exactly?
>>385374480
>yfw da burrs win da superb owl
>>385374985
It just wants to play Starcraft
>>385374928
Nope, that's these guys
>>385374184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjOi99xY_10
>>385374365
>resident evil 1
>>385374771
I was worried for safety but then I noticed the glove.10/10 technique on that lady.
>>385374928
nope, they roll together like that when they are scared
Last week I saw one of these in person for the first time.
>>385374985
I don't believe that bullshit that animals don't want to hurt humans, that snake was looking to bite someone
>>385374985
>>385375030
desu it was probably after the temperature difference, it noticed it was either colder or warmer there, or more or less humid.
Or this is simply the beginning of Xcom 2 and we're witnessing it.
>>385374985
that's how I'd react too
>>385374909
This is a fucking pokemon.
>>385375080
i miss my cat
>>385374551
EDF5 has woodbugs, NOT THE SAME B-BAKA
>>385374184
>>385375136
old world tropical snakes are aggressive as fuck
>>385375126
Games should focus more on beast master classes instead of the boring conjurers we usually have.
>>385373838
>>385375401
I remember this being a .gif/.webm. It was a lot more terrifying that way.
>>385375332
Aww, that's cute.
>>385375332
that is really fucking weird
>>385374941
I think sterotypically nigras just munch on a whole slice of waddymelon rather than artfully slicing it up.
>>385375295
These fuckers are totes cute
>>385375332
that is the fucking cutest thing on earth
>just give it a gun lol
https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ
>>385375232That movie sucked.
>>385375232
That's from the movie The Bay
>>385375332
didn't the owner abuse the dog to stand up constantly?
>>385375436
D'awww
>>385375332
Is that a fucking dog?
>>385374914att raising criminals and cryin racism on tv ?
>>385375332
That's fucking creepy what the fuck
>>385373838
One of those fuckers bit me once.
Yes. Bite. Not pinch, it didn't use its bigass pincer to pinch me it bit me with its fucking mouth. Asshole.
HONK
>>385375332
God doesn't the owner abuse that dog or some thing?
>>385375436
>>385375332
Adorable as hell, but it got beat and tortured into doing that
Hey
>>385375727
Boston Terriers are absolute goobers, I love them
>>385375731
that is genuinely terrifying
>>385375436
I still find videos like this terrifying. Even if the cat doesn't want to hurt the guy, even affectionate cats can accidentally have their claws out when trying to regain balance or something.
>>385375614
>tfw Hispanic
>have black and white sides of family due to family members marrying
>black side is successful, lives in suburban North Carolina, most work at UNC
>white side is filled with nothing but rednecks with health problems and thousands of cash in debt
All anecdotal but fuck you anon
>>385375603
you just know
>>385375719
>>385375589
>>385375728
what is it with you remorseless fucks, nobody cares about animals. go watch a kid get tortured byjewsand cut up for organ trafficking if you want something to cry about.
>>385375786
God damn son
>>385375731
fuck is that
>>385375779
>laughing my throat off
>>385375954
It's Frampt
>>385375907
i wanna fuck it
>>385375786
Holy fuck those feet
>>385375954
Moray eel whose face looks like a creepy old man. Expect it to get posted in every deep sea threads.
>>385375954
Indian poo phantom
>>385375268
https://youtu.be/Mu9w3ZIMaJI?t=7m15s
>>385374771
That's actually pretty nice.
>>385375779
That looks like it feels amazing
>>385375705
>>385375936
I don't think you know what remorseless means.
>>385375986
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JABBA!
>>385375986
>>385375987
>Australia lost a war to these
>>385376015
>that casual walk and then the snatch and run
this is one of the all time best animal geefs
>>385375907
Very cute. Even the little thingy swimming by the right is cute.
>>385374389
More like STR/DEX mix vs turbo CON.
>>385375779
is this a gmod thread
>>385375892
I've notified ICE
rip in piss kiddo
>>385373838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVDiqmFXrIM
Look at that earwig go, holy shit.
>>385375164
>but he just wanted to cool off, bro :^)
t. not!asnake
>>385375892
>WORKS ON MY MACHINE!
>>385375987
emus are not intelligent creatures
>>385375786
>My chickens will never grow that big because they all got killed by an unknown predator
>>385375731>real life frampt
whats this? i get it its some kind of eel that casually looks like it has a humanoid face specially on the angle the photo was taken
but can someone really tell me what it is
>>385376204
nice rack
>>385376227
the coconut crab, a classic
>>385376273
memes
>>385376284
I own aPS4_
>>385375332
THEY WALK AMONG US
INT>STR
>>385375987
It's like watching that mcdonalds commercial with the spastic japanese kids.
>>385376307
its just a moray
>>385376307
Read the replies to the first guy who asked what it was.
>it's a thinly veiled /a/ thread
hellllllllllll yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>385375986
I watched it for atleast three cycles before i figured out what it was.
>>385376385
>>385376468
what anime is this?
>>385376419
He got mufasa'd
THICC
>>385376357
>>385376468
>/a/ thread
This isn't anime at all.
>>385376536
Dog Days
>>385376468
/an/, not /a/. But I suppose there can be overlap.
>>385376364
Very odd.
ahuhuhuhuhu
>>385375936
I don't even like kids though
>>385376364
Okay,fucking what now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWxIOdt-V8Y&
I fucking hate birds
>>385376565
>>385376619
>ywn be this happy
>>385374473
>go to toilet
>elephant starts sucking you off with his nose
>>385373838
Fucking hate earwigs. They're the closest thing my area has to roaches.
>>385376419
>Co-op games
>>385376607
I really want to know what was going through this penguin's head.
>>385376468
>urusai wayo
>enemy scripted to retreat when low on health
>>385376575
>not spoilering it
Reminder that this wasp is around 2 inches long and they have one of the most painful stings in the world.
>>385374359
>file name
>>385376468
Janitors better not fuck with it. The last two nature threads got 404d by the faggot mods.
>>385376776
>>385376539
>hit and run bullying
>>385375164
>atari 800 having anything substantially better than a Nintendo game
Alright, that nigger was salty his dad couldnt afford an NES. I had an 800 from 1986 to 1993 and it was awful.
I think the best thing i played was the commando port and the tape refused to load after the first time i played it, and loading shit from tapes was the most excrutiating experience i can imagine in gaming.
>>385376364
Slime mold?
>>385375436
God, If I had the money'd I'd go raise animals
what games let you play as a giraffe?
tlou 2 maybe?
>>385376839
reminder that you can just smack a fucking wasp
>>385376735
>Gotta get fat
>>385376936
nope, some type of worm, akin to giant red leeches.
>>385376358
>is both a mongrel and a sony pleb
>>385375727
beatiful genetic abominations
>>385376789
Imagine remembering all the names!
I really miss my dog
>>385375936
Might want to fuck off back to 9fag. Even /b/ hunts people down for animal abuse.
>>385375080
>that little warbly mewls the lynx makes
hnnnnnnghhhhhhhh
>>385376957
>attacking a giant murder-horse
lion was lucky there
>>385376735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE_QH2q0l-A
>>385376936
>>385376639
>>385376695
underwater creature that's supposed to throw parts of it insides to eat small stuff. it's not supposed to disconnect from it though
>>385374389
>>385376191
hippos are str/dex/con/evil
cyкa блять
>>385376276
>it chases its tail and dinner at 00:58
Cute.
>>385376468
I really miss when they combined the boards, /fitlit/ was so good
/an/ime/imals/ is a pretty obvious board. now back to some real vidya monsters
>>385377130
>>385377184
all the guys that own foxes are furries
this is a fact
>>385376385
I remember thinking all seals were just retard aquatic dachshunds before learning leopard seals are something that exist via The Pebble and the Penguin, same deal with killer whales being dumb whales that look like ayy lmaos. BBC nature docs that focus on penguins will generally have a couple scenes where the seals gore those fucks before deciding to finally eat them
>>385376339
We have these everywhere in S Florida.
Orb weavers. Mostly harmless. Only time you'll get bit is if you actively fuck with a female and piss it off.
Even had some kid in highschool who was a huge tarantula nerd pick one of these up and freaked us the fuck out. I'd never grab one of them but it was interesting to say the least.
>>385376912
It's very cool how they can look like wood.
>>385377087
ruthless
>>385376724
>The way it keeps wiggling as it's going down
Fucking hell. I know I shouldn't feel bad, because the same happens with literally every fish this thing eats, but good god it's unsettling to think about.
>>385374771
Watermelon Warlord
>>385376419
What an asshole.
>>385375531
would you?
>>385376957
Tokyo Jungle
>>385377184
>Mission Comprete!
>>385376936
nemertean aka ribbon worm
>>385376304
I know that feel. One of mine died in my hands after being sick for a few days
>>385376213
>transformers sound effect
>>385377184
The thumbnail looks like someone is fisting the fox
>>385377092
Lion may possibly have broken ribs now, giraffes are underratedly strong.
>>385376929
damn nigga, one of my first games was commando on tape on commodore 64
oldbrofist
that guy was outright lying, because before super mario brothers there was no game where the screen scrolled smoothly, so to say he hadn't seen anything impressive was just an outright lie. SMB was an engineering advancement at the time.
>>385376912
They look like a parody of actual birds
>>385377213
What is this
>>385376385
>>385376529
>>385377232
>you will never have a leopard seal feed you a penguin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxa6P73Awcg
Why even bother living?
>>385377446
MY HAND
>>385375436
oh fuck WHAT IS HE DOI- awwwww
not for the feint of heart
>>385377161
BLYAT
>>385375080
Are Tigers the ultimate STR/DEX hybrid?
>>385375936
Way to out yourself as being a psychopath lad
>>385376078
>going into battle with a fucking regiment worth of maser cannons
This is the tightest shit and i must play it ASAP.
>>385377213
wonder if taste good cooked
>>385375589
>>385375719
>>385375728
That was a lie made by dumb retards
>>385377465
they look cute yet they are disgusting
>>385377490
horse hoof
>>385377092
I've seen one where the murderneck hooves came down so hard on the lioness you could practically see the internal organs exploding like in Death by Degrees starring Nina from Tekken
>>385377332
I want to pet it and sleep next to it.
>>385377490
A hoof.
>>385377490
the foot of a horse with the nail ripped off
>>385377517
holy shit it completely rolls over it
>>385377213
>cut versus uncut
>>385377231
Every person I've ever known who liked foxes had an f-list profile.
>>385377315
s t i c k y r o p e s
>>385376886
What is that bug on the bird?
>>385377213
is that a fucking hoof?
>>385377267
that quite obviously is not a standard orb weaver but a south american bird eating spider which is like 10 inches tip to tip
>>385377213
what the FUUUUUUUUUCK. is that a hoof? fuck me please dont be a hoof jesus
>>385377517
Reminds me of this.
>>385376287
Yet they still beat the australians
>>385377517
He clearly gave up on life at this precise moment
>>385377674
tear drinking moth
>>385376468
/van/ is best board
>>385377684
Hello crabbo.
>>385376304
>>385377402
one of my friends had a fox rip a chickens entire breast muscle off. he didn't put it down because it appeared to do okay
it just fucking healed up. no antibiotics, nothing, it just healed from a major fucking huge muscle ripped entirely off its body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHjhCN6NC0
Listen to it clap
>>385377326
>>385374771
you know for some reason it's easier to talk to black girls and black guys. they just don't give a shit about anything.
>>385377517
why did he just sit there and take it
>>385377767
>those videos of crows snowboarding on roofs using jar lids
Corvids are the comfiest animal
>>385377498
They don't share
>>385377904
>Corvids are the comfiest animal
Wrong.
>>385377904
>>385376912
>duuuuuude
>>385377896
Sometimes you just have to accept your fate
>>385375786
ayo HOL UP so you be sayin we wuz DYNASORS N SHIIET
>>385377767
That crow is genki as fuck
AHH
>>385377812
Holy fucking christ, poor thing. Very impressive though.
>>385377982
>crow
But still cute
>>385377812
>it just healed from a major fucking huge muscle ripped entirely off its body
Chickens can survive without a head,there was a famous chicken called Mike who lived a year and a half
>>385378073
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE C- oh it's too late
>>385374012
Spiders a shit
>>385378073
What the fuck is up with China, can you literally not do anything without dying over there?
>>385377970
I had no idea why something like a fucking dachshund was bred to attack something like a badger, then found out they're cuter in bongland
>>385374359
>yfw peacock mating is partially based upon vibrancy of ornamentation on males
>yfw albino/white peacocks have basically no vibrancy
>yfw they fail to find mates unless environment is structured to support it (ie. only male is albino male)
>yfw if this isn't structured they starve themselves out of depression
my little _____
Nature is fucking awesome.
>>385378031
>>385378136
Beat me to it
>>385378231
yep, murican badgers are like little bears compared to the wimpy european ones
>>385378251
I bet that little shit is mean as a hornet on a dick
>>385378135
>tfw you evolve to the point where your brain becomes vestigial
>>385378280
Who would really be retarded enough to be fooled by this
>>385378262
>>385377981
Capybaras are absolute lads.
>>385378135
sort of not really. the jugular vein and brain stem were left intact in Mike. Reptiles, amphibians and birds can probably generally survive in this state since their brain stem takes care of all vital functions.
>>385378226
not really no
>>385377616
>gonna fly now starts playing
>>385377802
>>385378246
>Anon takes the bait
>>385376742
Why are they all saluting?
>>385378439
That man is dead.
>>385376213
>this is my normal state
>>385377904
>>385378405
is soba the favorite crab dish?????
>>385376458
That's adorable.
why cant doggo into momentum?
incoming kot dump
Can someone help me identify what this is?
>>385378231
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=841&n=badger.swf
>>385378508
My blini is ready
>>385378490
yes, among chips
>>385375614
>has never had soul food cooked up by an old fat black grandma.
Come to the deep south and try it. That shit is delicious.
>>385378439
you can see the fear in his eyes
>>385375332
TWO FEET! TWO FEET!
>>385377904
>the stories of people who befriend entire murders
>one would constantly meet a murder in a field and they all thought of him as the boss and would constantly bring him trinkets he'd collect in boxes
k-kawaii
>>385373838
Its not "real life animals that look like video game enemies" its "video game enemies that look like real life animals".
Art imitates life, not the other way around.
>>385375108
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS"
Pick up the soap.
>>385378507
My dipshit lab did this out of a moving boat at 60 mph because he wanted to make friends with a duck
He was a great dog but boy did he have shit for brains
/v/ - Animals & Nature
>>385378561
IT HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS?
>>385377981
>>385378671
.......assuming it killed him? :(
>>385377023
Fuck florida
>>385375870
most lions aren't aware of their dewclaws which can't be retracted
a pet lion once hooked his dewclaw accidentally onto his owners neck when pawing her
she ended up bleeding to death and the lion kept playing with her dead body without realizing
>>385378640
that dead pause on the third grape offering
>nigger is u srs
>>385378481
>not posting the full version where it flies back up, then rolls down again
>>385378508
>come over my parents aren't home
>>385377981
I see your capybara and raise you a viscacha.
>>385378712
You could make a slice-of-life show about this.
>>385377971
Is that moose going to be okay?
>>385378723
Nah he skipped like a fucking stone but somehow he was fine, lived a long happy life afterwords. Never really liked water much after that though
>>385374771
Almost as if an entire race was only allowed to eat food considered bad or lower class for over 100 years
>>385375907
REMOVE HIDEAUZE
hello
>183 post
>no honey badger
you fucks might as well kill thyselves
>>385378354
Drunk people.
>>385378657
just reminds me of that zoo employee who fucked a female kangaroo and shared a video of it here on 4chins first
iirc he said it felt like a weird octopus sucker enveloping his entire dick
after he creampies the female roo he just goes KANGAROO CUNT and I thought it was the funniest shit
rare kot jazz! admission only $2.50!
>>385374771
I know you posted it as an edgy joke but this lady work harder than anyone visiting /v/ and it shows. Also, that joke with fry chicken and watermelons only makes sense in Amuricah. In South American Black people enjoy the same food as white. And what is the problem with watermelons? They are cheap and healthier than your filthy and nasty hamburguers.
>>385376724
>>385377971
Truly, Nature is hell.
>>385378235
So Lord Shen was a dick because he couldn't get laid?
>>385378246
>Other fish dont even sort of care
I bet they're making fun of it.
>>385378875
>Australian nightmare.webm
>>385378859
dense doge is dense
>>385378845
>marimo hosts a slice of life about animals
>>385378526
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolichopodidae
>>385378712
pige
>>385378620
>befriend entire murders
>meet a murder in a field
Nigga what.
>>385378439
>God makes dinosaurs, god kills dinosaurs, god makes man, man kills god and makes dinosaurs
>>385375786
This nigga definitely looking for Peter Griffin
>>385379031
"Murder" is the term for a group of crows. I don't know who comes up with this shit.
>>385377981
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/21/world/americas/21rodent.html
>>385375531
looks like a japanese businessman
>>385377613
Deer fur is crazy soft, bruh.
>>385374635
>KD stalks buffalo and attempts to attack it several times before it is succesful
>Buffalo doesn't defend himself at all despite having legs and horns that could gore the KD easily
>KD successfully bites it, buffalo still doesn't defend itself
>KDs gather and stalk the Buffalo for weeks, during this time it still doesn't defend itself
>Buffalo dies and gets eaten after not even defending itself once
So why are these creatures so retarded?
>>385379031
A group of crows is called a murder of crows. Not sure about ravens, but I think it's the same for them.
>>385376839
They are also pretty docile, in the video where that guy purposefully made one sting him he really had to go out of his way to force it to sting.
>>385379031
GAGGLE OF GEESE
>>385379031
Crows.
A group of crows is called a murder.
>>385378950
I never really got the watermelon thing tbqh. They're fucking delicious and refreshing.
>>385379031
A group of corvids is called a murder. Like a murder of crows.
>>385375786
Jesus Christ how terrifying.
What breed of chicken is that?
>>385375786
Is this real?
>>385378996
Marimo?
Are we thinking of the same Marimo?
>>385378748
What got the octopus here?
>>385379104
Funnily enough, a group of ravens is called an "unkindness"
>>385379124
The sweden of the animal kingdom
>>385374045
is that a Pangolin?
>>385376307
I've got an answer, but it's info got from a post on /x/ that I saw a few years ago and vaguely, so take it with a heaping pillar of salt.
This is a moray eel from an aquarium. I know it looks too dark to be one, but you can see what looks like reflections from glass on the bottom left.
Anywhoozle, this stupid fucking eel would just press his face into the glass constantly. Either he was so stupid that he didn't know he couldn't swim through glass, or just really curious and afflicted with eel-autism. So after years of pushing his face in constantly, it got deformed, resulting in this abomination.
tl;dr stupid eel pushed face into glass and became famous on /x/
>>385379189
No it's CGI.
a handsome boy!
>>385379190
THAT WAS THE JOOK
these things are so gangly and surreal looking
if they were ever darker and SICKDARKer they'd look like bloodborne enemies
>>385374473
Most terrifying image of an elephant I've ever seen
>>385375120
Is that a person in there?
>>385379193
>RULES OF NATURE
>>385379026
oh shit it's adnyarri__bet you thought i'd say hypnotoad fucker
>>385379031
>>385379104
A shit, I found it again.
http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/gswithenbank/collnoun.htm
>A parliament of owls
>>385379031
>he doesn't know a group of crows/ravens is called a murder
Embarrassing. Next you'll tell me you didn't know it was called a crash of rhinos.
>>385379292
I would like to sit in Owl Parliament.
I love owls.
Every owl is owl owl.
>>385379262
How do you know about Marimo?
>>385379121
I hunt every year. Can confirm.
>>385379001
Thanks, found it in Hawaii and was able to take a pic. At first I thought it was a really, really tiny butterfly at first.
>>385379104
>>385379126
>>385379137
>>385379153
>>385379181
I just googled it after reading carefully the post and realized it might be reffering to a flock, boy do i feel stupid now.
>>385378571
>have never heard the term 'soul food' in my life
>google it
Shit anon, I'm practically drooling here. Gonna try cooking this stuff when I get home.
>>385379174
>>385377540
>that one tigress that killed over 400 people
>would just go into villages at broad daylight, roar and kill fleeing in terror people
>>385379331
BECAUSE OF ESOTERIC JAPANESE ROLEPLAYING PROGRAMS
>>385379264
Dude have you heard how they sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QMAWpuzGdE
>>385379314
Pls no.
>>385379264
>>385379264
tell me what this is
>>385379216
>>385379392
>>385379456
Maned Wolf
>>385375987
>girl joins voicechat.
>>385374389
SL 1
>>385379156
it's to do with how big and red their lips are
niggers here in the states probably don't eat watermelons at any higher a rate than anyone else, it's just a joke
Hello here is my cat
>>385376078
holy shit how have i never heard of these games? these look like the coolest shit ever.
whats the platform?
>>385379486
>not Paid users vs F2P
>>385378508
https://track3.mixtape.moe/ntqjjx.webm
This is bird territory bud
last, but not least, the classic blini
these are all the kots i have to offer - spend them wisely
>>385379527
Looks like cat is doing streams while you're not looking.
>>385374771
the real melonlord. get fucked Toph
>>385379486
Scorpions are OP in bug fights.
>>385379527
I would take a picture of my dog but I lost my camera and have never owned a cell phone.
Here is a picture of my breed of dog.
>>385379527
Is that an AT2020 with a Neweer arm, nigga?
>>385379586
Thanks comrade, may you be blessed with much blini and cmehata
>>385379491
uncanny as fuck
>>385379518
that looks pretty good
>>385379486
>>385378640
cool squirrel
>>385379193
SO LONG GAY DOGGO
>>385379527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2aSY5lXWtg
It's literally fucking Shalquoir
>>385379446
>What did anon mean by this?
>>385379542
EDF 4.1, the most recent one is PS4 with an excellent PC port
As far as I know they've only announced EDF 5 for PS4, here's hoping they port it as well.
>>385379429
holy shit
>>385379648
>probably destroyed his cuckstation while shaking it
>>385378712
cool wombat
>>385379542
they've always been fairly niche in the west, like Monster Hunter
>>385374985
poor snek
>>385379542
>these look like the coolest shit ever
Can confirm, game is fun as fuck.
>>385379174
Amazing. Sharks are so damn cool.
>>385379203
stingray
>>385375927
Kek
>>385378727
Fuck you, that's not in Florida and even though the Florida Panther is the only puma on the east coast they're so rare and confined to such a small part of Florida you're far more likely to find one in the mountains of South America.
>>385375332
4 feet good, 2 feet bad
>>385376078
>Japfags already have 5
So like, five years until reaches the states?
>>385379648
>>385379912
>you're far more likely to find one in the mountains of South America.
Or in the house.
>>385379845
Pools closed?
>>385379587
While she isn't collecting donations she's likes to take a break in her favorite spot
>>385379621
Yea, complete with an Audiobox and too much cat hair for me to handle
>>385379695
Yes that's right she's the real deal
>>385379940
>Excuse me.
>Sir, I-
>Sir
>Sir pl-
>SIR
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>385378910
Ching chong nip nong yip yip yip!
>>385378439
I-Is Santa gonna be okay?
>>385378073
she didn't even die, the dumb bitch got her mother in law killed though, after she left the car to help
>>385375927
That she jerks the dog dick?
>>385374985
>you have have been bitten by a cuntsnake
>>385379976
A!!!!!!!!!!!
>>385380029
Rude
>>385375936
ow the edge
>>385379940
Why can't people leave animals alone?
>>385380101
looks like he's about to just fall over and drool for the next hour
did he do a jar of ketamine before this picture
>>385379976
>please help I can't swim backwards
>>385377580
so those videos i saw of owners beating the dogs if they didn't stand were just fake huh?
>>385374473
>Pass the toilet, bro
>>385378217
chop yourself nig
>>385377326
>>385380282
Staring again! So menacing!
>>385379979
Holy shit thats cute.
Post evidence that cats can smile. They're constantly unimpressed.
>>385377802
>>385378396
I love that apes can even process this sort of stuff
>>385380312
no u
>>385379239
his face isn't deformed. it's just the angle and lighting.
>>385379979
Is something wrong with your dog?
>>385375786
YOU MAD BLACK BOY?
>>385374635
that face lick was dry as fuck
>>385379124
it's literally too hot to walk away, let alone fight
>>385380362
ehm
>>385380462
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK MOSQUITOS
>>385380282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4qiM8fn-qw
>>385379289
literally what?
>It'll be a whole year next month since he had to leave forever
>Been dreaming about him constantly as of late
I miss my pupper..
This threads not helping..
>>385380475
ya gots me
here's all da dough
>>385380362
>>385378561
i wanna snap all of its legs off and see how it survives
>>385379675
>Frame perfect strat to save 0.5 seconds
>>385380475
>one of these guys was running across the road
>slow down a bit so I don't run it over
>turns back around
>crunch
>>385379648
my girlfriend wants to get one of these awful fucking animals
>>385378671
>great dog but boy did he have shit for brains
The most accurate description of labs ever written.
>>385380462
this looks like the start of a pikmin boss fight
>>385379124
>So why are these creatures so retarded?
Imagine all animals were smart enough to not get eaten, we'd either have replicators by now or everybody would be a hervibore.
It is the law that if you eat grass you're kind of a retard and if you eat meat you have to be strong enough or crafty enough to not get hurt while hunting a large retard.
>>385379280
No, a gator
>>385380654
they are pretty chill if you don't tread them like a retard
>>385376458
Did they not see free willy? This is a disaster waiting to happen.
>>385379486
>>385380654
>my girlfriend wants to get one of these awful fucking animals
What? Another boyfriend?
>>385380624
They just grow them back with each molt, motherfuckers can survive without food for a long time.
>>385380362
They're autistic. They don't really have facial expressions aside from looking surprised. I used to think they were grumpy, unhappy and disgruntled fucks but that's just how they are even if they're excited.
Their tail, on the other hand, is a pretty good indication of their mood.
>>385380263
yes, those fake videos you didn't see and made up were fake. you just created them in your brain. seriously, dude?
you can't teach an animal to do things by punishment, it doesn't even work. learn 2 psychology of learning, jesus christ that's basic level
>>385379976
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
>>385376005
That's an ayylmao
>>385380774
>they both loose
>>385380895
>>385380654
what, a playstation owner
>>385380905
dang hotot and their fuck me eyes
I like that when rabbits feel 100% secure they basically turn into fluffy pillows with infinite soft
>>385379397
usually tigers with broken teeth do it because humies are soft
>>385375579
>>385375583
It did introduce us to an actress with an amazing ass though
>>385377326
>>385377862
>Snake 2.0
>>385380893
Not him but documented cases of subhuman carnies whipping the fuck out of elephants to teach them to do their shitty tricks are out there
>>385380654
I had a cat forced onto me like that too, except it was kind of a package deal since she got it right after we got together and she had it flown here from her home country when she moved.
I was skeptical about it, thinking cats were assholes and it wasn't going to like me anyway but that we might be able to coexist, and somehow being strict as fuck and ignoring it made it fucking love me eventually. Now it likes me more than her, never ever tries to fuck my shit up and always listens to my come/stop commands, and and she's sometimes buttmad about that.
It has literally never scratched anyone and is almost as friendly with strangers as a dog, but then again it's also some breed that's affectionate and chill by default.
>>385380892
they don't have facial expressions because they aren't humans
>>385381048
Yeah, I think that particular one first killed when she was protecting her kittens though, then she just kind of liked the easy human prey.
>>385377616
mouse sensitivity too high
>>385380956
I don't usually find gore funny but that penguin got wrecked.
>>385381147
>ass
Wowitsfuckingnothing.wpf
>>385381216
What breed?
>>385381223
Far as I know dogs can read facial expressions and to some extent have some of their own. Of course, it'd be a result of them having hung around humans for millenia, but so have cats.
>>385377045
imagine having to raise them each and discipline them and also clean their poop
>>385377505
this was me
>>385377971
Metal as fuck.
>>385381334
not to mention saint bernard drool, jesus christ
those disney beethoven movies were so fucking gross
>>385376015
Reminds me of the time I saw a pigeon waltz right into a clothing store in San Luis Obispo. My friend and I escorted it out successfully, but he walked right back in.
Guess he had some shopping to do.
>>385381298
Ragdoll.
Mixed with a street cat because some alley cat fucked the expensive luxury cat mother.
>>385381317
Depends on what expression, I guess. I mean, bare teeth are a sign of aggression.
Cats lived with us for a long time, but some people argue they were never really domesticated.
>>385373838
>boss goes into pinch mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0
>>385376015
>GTA.gif
>>385381558
>dropbears
never ever
>>385377890
Easier to rape
>>385379979
is amazing how humans are capable to interact with different speciestoo bad we haven't done the same with niggers
>>385378657
How do they get so swole?
>>385376329
lel
>>385376492
what was it?
>>385381885
STOP STIFLING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOU EVIL JEWISH COMMUNIST!
>>385379456
i have two of those, if you don't discipline them when they are pups, they become a headache when they grow up
>>385378996
why do you have to bring him up?
>>385379979
Who said cold blooded creatures were cold hearted.