European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Resident Evil 7: Biohazard with belly girl
NEXT: Aragami
LATER: Psycho Fox
STREAM 2: Super Mario Galaxy 120 Star
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule: http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1: https://www.twitch
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Stream 2: https://www.twitch
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WATERMELON STREAM: https://www.twitch
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>>385373642
YES, M'LORD
Who's the Billy Mitchell of speedrunning?
You're all beautiful people
rap god in the house
I love whyfoos
>>385373620
literally who
>>385373720
What a lovely poster.
>>385373397
6th place on any%
1st on two of the others
Better than I expected honestly
>>385373720
Even me?
>>385373784
DOTA2 professional
>SWEARING
>SEXUAL INNUENDO
>DRINKING
>BROMOSEXUAL MOMENTS
>BANTER
>VIOLENCE AND GORE ON SCREEN
>"What are you, fucking gay?"
HOW CAN GDQ COMPETE?
ESA IS A BASTION OF FUN
>>385373695
I liked that guy, he was chill and nice
2nd stream finishing up
get in here before it goes offline
This bitch better stop ruining MAH BOI's commentary
Why is the camera positioned to block Mia's belly from us?
Reminder no bully.
I was conflicted, tfw no gf like maral, but then i realized that's a good thing because now I get to not get cucked.
ESA Marathon to the Maral's bed with her Swedish boyfriend watching
>girl with enough make-up to be a clown
at least she's female lads
Why is Jack so fucking based?
>>385373885
>Falling for the SMG meme
>>385373979
[desire to bully increases]
JAKKU
MARUGARETTO
wtf, when did resident evil turn into a walking simulator?
the entire game you're inside a single little house?
>>385373840
Whats wrong with his teeth?
>speedrunning
>hands aren't anywhere near the keyboard
there arent even any cute girls in this
TWO TO GO
>>385373979Post Yui hugging a pillow.
Reminder that Maral couldn't make it to the SM64 relay run because she was getting pounded by Polish dick.
>>385373784
Balding Dotard 2 has-been with a apelike gf
>>385374040
No...
>>385373840
Yes M'lord.
>>385374003
It was actually one of the best runs yet. And its 6 hours long
>>385374082
please stop sexualizing the womenfolk
>>385373642
>Illbleed
Man, I remember that character being a lot more attractive when I was 11. Tell me, the main character is still attractive as she loses her clothes when her friends die, right?
>still propogating the "stream 2's last run is SMG" meme
>>385373868
>"What are you, fucking gay?
Just imagine this being said on GDQ. I can see the whole staff literally shaking.
Someone please post the banana webm to cap off this run.
>>385373713
Toddzilla
not gonna lie, it would please me a lot if she left that weaksauce faggot to be with the pole
>>385374073
>>385373975
They're teasing, we'll see it eventually
>>385374054
>his
wtf?
FINAL
STAR
>free gun
Shit run
>>385374040
The beginning is like that, after it's good old Resident Evil just in first person. The combat is also better than it's ever been
>Galaxy has been on for 6 hours.
>Realize there hasn't been Rosalina posting at all.
Come on anons, are you even trying?
What is he thinking about?
>>385374352
going fast and stuff
>>385374186
To be fair, that shirt is super rad.
>>385374352
shaggin' the slag
>>385374040
It's a farm, and no.
They tried this whole psychological horrorshit and Chainsaw Massacre homages and shitty forced memes like "le welcome to ze family son" but it eventually becomes regular RE with you killing a bunch of monsters onky to be ruined by the "le scary kittle girl" cliches
>hand is usable after being stapled together
what. when did resident evil go full retard?
>>385374464
Resident Evil 1
>>385374194
>not liking Ela
Half the activity and fun in that DS2 run was because of him, and he wasn't even on the couch
>>385374464
Virus shit. Mild regeneration.
>This Galaxy run
COMFY
>"So much better events I have seen in recent memory!"
kek
Nonmuslim Persians are honorary Europeans tbqfh
>>385374547
i dont really know him and he does. he looks like a little faggot though.
>already choking
AID
HUHGood Gosh
>OVERESTIMATE ON A SIX HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTE RUN!
I hate Europeans
>speedrun game
>has not even touched the keyboard 90% of the time so far.
What's next, someone "playing" night shift?
OVER THE ESTIMATE
>infinite ammo
LITERALLY what's the point
>>385373642
could you not just post the actual links?
what the hell is wrong with you?!
>>385374464
>Virus infections, bullets wounds, stab wounds, slash wounds and blunt trauma can be healed by rubbing plant powder on you
>"Zombies" from a virus
>A super inconvenient mansion to hide a super easy to reach secret facility that is not actually required to be hidden cause most of the nearby town was on Umbrella's payroll anyway
>>385374647
>>385374658
he wasted a lot of time doing audible donation incentives
>>385374673
to go fast
>>385374647
Well if they would actually focus on the game instead of goofing around they would have made it in time.
It's not like they gave a fuck about the run either way.
>>385374674
? those are actual, clickable links
is that robosparkle reading donations?
Wow, resident evil has become some stupid home walking simulator with infinite ammo and zero gameplay. It's literally just a bunch of quicktime events or whatever that stupid shit is called
eh why do i care, resident evil was always boring trash
is this better or worse than GDQ?
This would've been way better if they'd just be quiet and let rap god do his thing
>>385374783
Yes
>>385374464
>>385373642
>EUrope
>a fucking leaf
why is this allowed?
>>385374783
way, way better
>>385374858
>>385374813
shit, i missed most of it. thanks lads
>>385374779
You're a retard
>>385374898
Point out where i'm wrong
>>385374858
no reason you cant invite guest runners
>>385374783
Fun is allowed so yes.
I like a girl that knows her RE shit.
I like this girl. Not in a romantic way, I just think her being genuine makes her likeable.
>>385374783
The first few days were meh but its been infinitely better since monday or so.
>>385374658
And what a fun dumb journey it was. Wouldn't this be star #240 since it's a Luigi run?
I loved SGDQ, but haven't watched any ESA yet for some reason. Should I jump in for the end of it? Has it been good?
RATE
IT'S OVER
WE'RE FINALLY FREE
>>385375018
It's a lot gayer, but a lot less mental illness.
>>385374959
She meets my koalifications
>>385375024
6:24/10
>>385374643
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
>>385375024
COMFY/10
Surprisingly entertaining for such a long run.
>>385374783
way, way better
just the fact we don't get swamped with fugly transsexuals is already a massive blessing
>>385375035
inb4 full of 10/10 even though it went overestimate and was basically a shit speedrun
who's the girl in re7 stream?
>>385375061
Booooooo.
>>385374926
Infinite ammo for starters
>>385375024
memetastic/10
>>385375024
FUN/10
It was enjoyable overall.
>>385375024
over estimate and fucked up a lot
but god damn was it an entertaining run
8/10 fun allowed
>>385374783
Yes
>>385374783
It has 2000% less "Let's kick cancers butt!" donations if that's a plus for you.
>>385375018
hit or miss
games you like might be entertaining
games you dislike might not be entertaining
but either set is good if there's good or fun commentary, which has been at least half the runs
>>385375024
8/10
>>385375018
it's been pretty fucking great, much better than GDQ.
>weeaboo voices
why
>>385375024
Memes XD/10
>>385375090
there's always one autist in the thread who actually cares about the speedrun and not entertainment
>>385374643
Hell yeah
>>385375018
People are allowed to swear on stream. People drink on stream. People play non-family friendly games uncensored. Dudes kissing each other on the cheeks. Great banter like someone earlier saying "What are you? Fucking gay?"
At the beginning the rns were kind of slow but it has since picked up.
>>385375101
slag
>>385374643
FUCKING DAVE, WHAT A LEGEND
Reminder that RebeccaRE13 is infinitely superior to Mia.
>>385375090
You understand they could put the estimate at the absolute worst possible if they'd be scaredycats like that?
Who the fuck actually cares about estimates in the fashion they are? They're just estimates, Jesus I don't get this mentality.
>>385375259
ugh,what a horse face,bonner dead
>>385375160
Speed, apparently. A bit faster according to them.
>All that swearing in REVII
Tryhard as fuck. It's written by an american right? You can tell. More swears than every single game in the series out together.
Is there a rival schools game where you can have turf and stuff?
>>385374783
yes
Is this run Litty
>resident evil 7: biohazard in the west
>biohazard 7: resident evil in japan
why didn't they just call it biohazard 7 everywhere and end this name shit
>>385375160
No idea
I'm a huge weeb, but even I realize the English version is so much better, the Japanese one feels more lifeless and generic
>>385375352
I can't stand it, feels so forced and nobody actually talks like that. Seems like it was written by a teenager or something.
>>385375308
>Who the fuck actually cares about estimates in the fashion they are?
The entire thread based off of Super Mario 64
>>385375139
Is this shit archived yet?
New game+ weapon and infinite ammo? I hate when they do that shit in re games it's fucking boring. The games are all about weapon and ammo management
This little lady will not shut up will she?
>>385375326
At least it's a real female? That's one more than SGDQ had.
>>385375160
>he play his games dubbed.
NG+ speedruns are the fucking worst
>>385375397
resident evil is a better name
>>385375580
I'm not gay but damn....
>>385375492
I sure hope not
>>385375429
https://www twitch tv/videos/162001393?t=01h19m28s
>>385375416
It seems like a common trend for even Japanese devs to prioritize English versions over the Jap ones because they sell more
Jesus christ this game looks incredibly boring. You would think after 12 games or however many fucking resident evils there are they would have learned and improved something
>>385375580
Does he have a vibrator in his ass?
>>385375504
>forgetting me
How dare you
>>385375615
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Wait is that the MY BOY guy?
>>385375714
poyo
>>385375397
>have a well established brand name in the west tied to games, movies etc
Gee, I wonder
>>385375580
why not just camwhore
she'd get a lot more money
>zooms in on her mutated insect parasite groin
Would be banned at GDQ
this run is fucking gay, infitnite ammo unlocked
>>385375580
His girl voice really sucks
It's funny though that he puts more effort into being a girl than most trannies do
>>385375504
I didn't watch SGDQ since it was boring as fuck. Did this shit really happen?
>>385375714
>a landwhale
meanwhile ESA has actual qts
>>385375505
biohazard 7 is written in english, other languages are the dub. i would consider the japanese for a second playthrough though, since nips think it's good enough to advertise as the main language of the game there now.
>>385375720
how many months have you been trying to force this for now
>>385374183
no, they would shut it down
that being said would be like a nuke going off
>>385375662
I wouldn't say a common trend, but there's certain games that appeal more to the west that do that yeah. There's games like Dead Rising and Dark Souls that just do English audio despite being created in Japan as well.
>>385375714
T R A S H
Has there ever been a greater choke in the history of speedrunning?
>>385375756
Yea
>>385375847
>being THIS new
>well at least it's a girl so getting buzzsawed in the crotch would be less painful
This shit is great.
>>385375756
It is indeed.
>>385374227
>>385375756
What did he do?
This woman seems like a very interesting conversational partner
Her constant corrections isn't obnoxious at all
>>385375881
I didn't think Vulcans could get upset.
>>385375841
In B4 "BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP"
>>385375881
Yeah when the american furry lost the hat and made the run harder for everyone else
>>385375790
yea with the saw, best gun and infinite ammo unlocked the game is not that fun
>>385375881
i dont get it
>>385376004
Removed part of a brazilian's brain to make space for the speedrunning part and raised him as a top speedrunner.
>>385376107
is this ng+ then?
>>385376162
That would've been either WR or PB if he had landed the mine he missed. The video with sound is so much better, his PLEASE and the donation popping up congratulating him is hilarious.
>>385376190
So is that guy really the BR Rain Man, the God of Speedrunning? Cool.
>>385375808
>>385375069
hey you guis
be an ally
>>385376262
Yes, but you don't unlock everything after one playtrough, you need to finish the game under specific conditions to unlock different items, like unlock all the statues, beat the game on hard.
This playtrough is with all those conditions unlocked
The only highlight to this run has been Rap God just giving no mind and no fucks to the women and their comments.
>>385376316
i have nothing against transsexuals
i just dont want to see them in my speedrunning events, they should stay in their containment tumblrs and whatnot
rap god about to snap at this bitch
>>385375818
Yes. There was like....1 female to 12 trannies.
Is Ethan autistic?
>Mahal keeps getting blown the fuck out
>>385376017
What's going on big guy? You just insulted my wife
>that one game you'd want to speedrun, but theres no community or recorded runs for it
>even if you attempted to run it youd be seen as a memer because no competition
Whats her name, /v/?
>>385376436
Oh christ. I only remember one ridiculous looking tranny sitting by the table before I stopped watching.
>>385376397
well that is pretty queer. Is that the main category for this run?
>>385376530
that isnt mahal no?
>>385375790
>>385376107
Same here, if you're not going to do a raw run from zero then just activate noclip while you're at it you cheating faggot.
>aaactually
>x-ray glasses in the chest
What do they do?
>>385376545
dwarf fortress
>uuumm, actually...?
Are we going to watch a catfight? Bitch just corrected the other. Women can't stand this kind of disrespect
>>385376530
Sounds like the RE girl is getting catty
>>385376582
Aaaactually, Mahal is the announcer that keeps getting blown the fuck out when she makes a comment.
>>385376545
none, speedrunning is for autists lmao
>>385376316
I've been supportive of LGBT way before it was cool so I'm going to call them out on being fags about it whenever I want
>>385376723
no im pretty sure the announcer is that other swedish woman who talked a bunch with chat on stream 2 yesterday
>>385376545
facade
>>385376670
Girls can't stand competition, that's why she went all bitch mode.
I hope it will continue to escalate.
Donations are really slow during American power hour
I wish this attention whore streamer would stay quiet
>>385376625
How would you even speedrun Dorf Fort when it doesn't have a defined goal or end state?
>>385376820
Nice melons
Why does the girl talk like she's a 16year old bitchy teenager?
>>385376561
This pretty much sums it up.
>>385376965
Based on Minecraft runs you can just set whatever rules and goals you want and even if you're the only one that runs it, it counts
>>385376965
define a goal
others will follow
>>385376990
imagine being third from the left
thank god
>>385375326
>>385375504
>>385375818
>>385376436
>>385376561
>>385376990
>>385376990
No, this sums it up
>>385376990
>KevinDDR's "what the fuck happened to Tetris" face
>>385377091
You should have seen the face he made when he saw the two girls making out.
>>385376990
>trannies
HOW CAN GDQ EVER COMPETE?
>>385377179
with the sunglasses on?
priceless
>>385376990
This guy is so getting banned next year
>>385376990
The fuck are those things?
>>385377280
I'd love to see him go nuclear.
>>385377090
LMAO SAVEDD
GDQ AND NA BTFO
>>385377280
>tfw being barely able to mask your disgust
>>385376545
Tokyo Jungle
>>385376990
>>385377280
>>385377356
Thank fuck for the sunglasses, he probably brought them solely for this purpose
>>385376545
donkey kong
>>385377281
High level american Tetris players. They lost their sanity and humanity to get good at Tetris and their power levels don't even get close to the japs anyway.
>>385377415
LMFAO
>>385377415
This is so embarrasing
>>385377415
Eww, this is a blue board, fuck off.
Reminder that kungfufruitcup is a total qt and the only worthwhile GDQ girl
>>385376990
You know, I really just pity those three poor confused individuals. How can you end up so confused about the basics of your life? It's pretty clear based on your birth what your gender is.
It's like watching five dogs, three of which are dressed up as cats, and everyone just plays along because it's the political correct thing to do. What the hell man? Why is is such a crime to call a dog a dog?
>>385377415
Post the webm
>>385377415
>tfw
Wow it's like GDQ except fun isn't banned.
>Zoe is a stupid bitch
oh my
I saved Zoe because I thought it was supposed to be a twist and it would give me the true ending. Turns out it was literally the opposite
I really hope ESA gets more people after this one. Everyone realized how GDQ is forced political nofun allowed garbage compared to this.
>>385377415
I'm more disgusted by the PDA than by them being trans.
>>385377650
No more people/popularity = bad
It's what brought GDQ down
>>385377664
I'm disgusted by people that actually use the term "PDA"
>>385377586
and that is why we are watching it
shit is cash and people can fucking curse and say shit and won't get banned like babbies speed run association
does anyone know who Uyama is anymore?
haven't seen him at the event in fucking years
>>385377561
>>385377415
trans acceptance was a mistake
>>385377726
Exactly. Let them raise a little bit of money every year, but stay pure.
>>385377415
>""""""enchantress"""""" has a stronger jawline than the rest of the couch
>>385377726
fucking this
GDQ used to be comfy, etc etc just like ESA is now for years. then 2014 happened and shit changed.
i miss my tiny SGDQ at someones house for an entire week
>>385377650
It's perfect the way it is, there's no need for more people. If more people go to ESA, more stream monsters will go to ESA. What makes ESA so great is that it's just a bunch of European speedrunners having out and having fucking fun within their small community.
>>385377726
Some more isn't bad there is just a limit. Or it needs someone who supervises it properly and doesnt sell his ass out
>>385377747
Uyama has been out of office for a while.
Sponsors have taken over.
>>385377726
You'll only get more furries for the most part, a lot of trannies you see plastered everywhere are in the US.
>>385377280
>>385377415
I actually love him lmao
this girl needs to stop
Reminder that AGDQ and SGDQ 2013 were kino
>>385377909
You need to shut the fuck up
>>385377909
Yeah I was excited for rap god, but she seems to ruin his energy
>>385377747
>>385377856
Uyama sat in on a PoP run at SGDQ, even made a "Don't make me ban you" joke. Cunt's filled out quite a bit
>>385377816
>>385377726
This. 2013 GDQ was basically ESA at a hotel. Then 2014 rolled around and Mike Uyama, Coolmatty, and Sumichu started pandering to PCF / sponsors / MSF fucking hard and decided to sanitize the whole thing.
It's basically a convention now. If it weren't for runners fucking around in their rooms and the practice rooms, it would be impossible to recognize it as GDQ.
>>385377918
FACKAN NIGGAS
>>385377918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>385377918
>that girl (male) in the back
they were always there, just slowly creeping up to the center of attention
fucking hypocrites
>>385377918
>werster
pls come back u legend ;_;
>>385377920
She's not gonna fuck you, dude
>he just exists and dies, so no one really cares
>>385378013
I spotted the fag immediately when you mentioned him. They really put no effort at all to look like women, I don't get it.
>>385378097
Yeah, but I like her voice and want to hear more of it
>watching ESA with a friend
>off-handedly mention how nice it is that theres no trannies since only the US would nurture such disgusting degeneracy
>he tries prove me wrong somehow and cites Thai ladyboys as an example of international trannies
>>385377918
>Mirrored.
Fucking RIP in peace.
>It's a little girl acting childish and singing songs but it's meant so be creeeepy and scaaarryyyyy wooooo
Is there a worse horror cliche?
>>385378103
>>385378013
Withhelde was fine, he never spoke out of turn and actually ran games
>>385377961
he was ALREADY fat, what the fuck is with fat guys getting even fatter?
its like, how do you even GET that fat?
i feel fat as fuck at 200lbs, your like 350lbs fucking boogie weight, how do you want to go on living?
Can GDQ even compete? It's insane how much better ESA has been this year.
>>385378158
Let me guess, he doesn't actually know anything about Southeast Asian culture and is just referencing the exported cultural conception of Thai ladyboys.
>>385377756
>>385378238
they just wanted another nuggie...
this is such a shitty run
>>385378204
Old music played slowly on a scratchy record player. Or maybe something moving in a mirror.
>>385378158
isn't that like a completely different thing
and also, the ladyboys in thailand get discriminated a lot i think
>>385378190
Pour one out for the homies.
>Mr. K
>Lee
>Trihex
>The MHC
>Adam_ak
>All the Euros who will never come to our shitty fucking country again
>>385377918
>tfw you will never be part of a community like this
Sad thing is in Sweden nearly every gaming community is a big circlejerk that's formed to gain grant from state.
I kid you not with this, I did this myself when I was younger with some friends. We made a club, got grant from the state and bought some like video games and consoles which we later sold for money.
since when was RE7 a FPS weeaboo game?
does re7 have anything to do with the previous games? like how do you go from chris punching a boulder to this?
>>385378204
Small girls with long hair in general is so overplayed at this point.
watching this run does bring back bad memories of trying to replay RE7..
second replay is completely fucked by unsinkable boring shitty cutscenes
>>385378427
>selling them
>not playing together
faggots
THIS WOMAN
THIS MAN
THIS WOMAN
>>385378382
Isnt Svenne basically the only Euro who goes to GDQ still
I dont see why he does, this past GDQ he had a roommate who literally started jerking it while they were both in bed
>That's what you get for hitting on someone else's woman
>Said directly after the Maral clusterfuck
>Everyone suddenly awkward
>>385378238
to answer your question seriously: It's really easy to eat at a "maintenance level" if you live a sedentary lifestyle.
Even fat as fatasses don't need to eat as much as you'd think to keep their mass and grow larger
>>385373642
canada isnt in europe
>slut girl thinks that the girl in game cheated on the MC just because they were apart for a while
Show what kind of morals she got
>>385378456
yes because the little girl and the familyis all an umbrela experiment gone wrong
>>385378565
part of the commonwealth :^)
>>385376990
2nd from the right i'd smash
>>385378513
>this past GDQ he had a roommate who literally started jerking it while they were both in bed
What the fuck
>>385378513
To be fair, THE DON is basically on the same level. There are stories about what he did to a toilet at an ESA a few years ago.
>>385378565
the bond of commonwealth goes far beyond what you're capable of understanding, rebel scum
what a thrill
>>385378658
UHHM ACTUALLY
>>385378487
We kind of drifted apart, so the best thing was just to sell the game.
All we had to do is say "we sold the stuff and gave to charity" when we in reality just kept it all.
SVEROK is a joke.
GURL GAMERS AM I RITE?
>>385378475
I agree but I actually can't wait for the sequel. The entire game felt like a test run for something, too short and rough around the edges but the gameplay mechanics are pretty great and they belong in a better game with more enemy variety and bosses hopefully
>>385378569
Her twitter has a load of posts about her tindr conversations. She's a hoe fo sho.
>>385378569
just women m8
always shipping
>>385378691
SVEROK is based, fuck you. It allows so many organisations and clubs to operate
Very few countries have a luxury like this
>>385378693
I'm really going to flip a fucking shit
>female doesn't know MGS3 theme
heh, as expected of a fucking ROASTIE. embarrassing...
>Mia doesnt fucking recognize Snake Eater
Never dropped a fake girl gamer quicker in me life
>>385378565
Canada is Nordic, cunt.
Did this slut start playing games this gen or what?
>>385378569
who is this chick anyway?
>>385378693
Exposed.
>our guy singing snake eater
>others don't get it
Reminds me, watch the end of the MG2 run earlier to see Fingers belting it out. Tried his best but the guy really can't sing
>>385378773
I wouldn't really care if she wasn't so anti-fun
>>385378798
>Normies
>Playing anything older than current year
>>385378773
>>385378775
>>385378798
didn't she just say she knew it, she was just "what"ing at the high pitched noise
>>385378764
And nearly all those organizations are a joke and the people leading them are corrupted as hell. So much of that states money just goes into the pocket of greedy shits.
If I as a teenager could easily abuse the system don't you think others will also?
>>385378798
She is just your typical girl gamer. Realised she was getting no attention with her personality or looks so she went to games. Usually happens when they are 18 or older so they are 10 years behind men of similiar age
>>385378928
Yes, but people on /v/ can't listen properly. Mia is actually pretty cool with games.
>>385378937
Many legit orgs use it and depend utterly upon it. Yeah, you're always going to have some corruption, it's just unavoidable, but that doesn't make the whole system rotten.
>>385376545
There's a very small community, but I'd love to do Buu's Fury or Legacy of Goku 2, and absolutely find a way to just break that game in fucking half.
>>385378764
>tfw started a club with 4 others to get free money
>spend it all on magic cards
Those were good times
Name one vidya dad better than Jack
>>385379057
>>385378928
>>385379005
She's looking down at you nerds
I'm guessing the cunt on the right doesn't run any games and is just there because le gamer grill?
>>385379057
The dad in Earthbound. Always working, but never too busy to cheer Ness on and give him some cash for weapons and hamburgers.
>>385379057
Pankraz
Why is she in a washing machine?
>>385379145
She is there to advertise her Twitch stream
dumb anime poster
YAMERO
>>385379145
She speedruns resident evil games.
>>385379052
Playing magic in high school was fucking dope. I had a few friends back then who were cool. Now I don't have any cool friends, only autists like me.
No Eveline cunny gf
>>385379376
kys
>>385379315
I gave my cards away a few years ago. There just wasn't anyone to play with.
>>385379010
Well just look at Terebi Gemu in Skåne, they get millions in grants from the state and all they do with the money is to buy stupid stuff for their own circlejerk. And because of they're the absolute biggest organization in Skåne none else barely gets any grants or attention so all the moeny goes to them
I know because I once went to one of the meetings and it was awful, I also knew some people from the Commission so I got a hunch how it works behind the doors, it's rotten as hell
>>385379309
Why are you bothering to correct an anime-poster who doesn't actually care and just wants to project
>>385377280
>>385376990
Punished Kevin
A Grandmaster denied of his Tetris
>look at me I know trivia about VIDEO GAMES
STFU
>>385379472
To put him into his place
this interactive movie is so boring
I'm glad it's over soon
>>385379315
I still play magic with my pals from time to time, drafting is pretty fun too. Though recents sets have been pretty mediocre
I tried going to a local gaming shop to play and oh boy, magic players are some of the absolute worst autists out there never again
>>385379567
and next
a game no one's heard of
I know 2D is better than 3D but you fags really need to stop complaining about women
>>385379627
Uhhm actually you really need to stop telling me what to do
>>385379626
it can't be worse I think
why didn't you guys wake me up for the qt
>>385376543
FUCK OFF YOU TOOL!
>>385377918
>That time Trihex and Spike rubbed afros.
>That time Naegleria cursed a thousand fucking times during his Sonic run.
>That time Romscout absolutely wrecked SOTN.
>That time Cosmo had a penis.
>That time Trihex and Caleb arm wrestled.
>That time Broman did something besides play Destiny 24/7.
>Those times.
The SRL/SDA community had it's bullshit. But goddamn, a lot of those guys were fucking great to hang out with. It sucks seeing a few of them just turn into absolute cunts, or just disappear into obscurity.
reminder that that irish guy is going to insert penis into that grill's vagina, ejaculate inside, and possibly even fertilize her eggs. and this will probably happen shortly after this run ends in just a few minutes.
>>385379626
Those can be the best thing ever.
>>385379689
Because I'm gay
I want to cum inside of Mia while she gets catty about Maral stealing attention from her
>>385379582
>magic players are some of the absolute worst autists out there never again
This so much, went to an open draft, and fuck they're such Nazi's. Was a long time since I played so I was rusty and some people were just so obnoxious. It's like they're not even enjoying the game and just wants to win.
>>385379796
kys
seriously
>>385379676
>>385379626
Don't worry the game is actually pretty good.
>>385379887
t. low-test
>>385379796
Does she always has even more makeup on her than Morticia Addams?
ARATE
glad thats over
get that roastie out of there
COMING SPRING 2017
>>385379895
It's been on my wishlist for a while. Do you think a speedrun would show its good side?
RIP qt
>>385379971
6/10
comfy let's play
>>385379971
annoying arby's roast beef/10
I remember Aragami looking neat visually, but don't know if it's good or fast.
>>385379703
We're talking about my wife here for christ's sake, I WATCHED you do it
>>385379495
Trivia makes the runs more entertaining. Although I can understand you being upset that someone would talk about video games, being on /v/ and all.
>>385379971
NG+/10
>>385379942
you should donate her some bits to show just how high test you are lmao
>>385379796
holy smoley
>>385379953
Good reference. I'd probably go with Elvira.
Who are the hosts now?
>>385380145
I already donate to enough people. Not gonna add another one.
anyone here actually play RE:7 in VR? I'd imagine it would add to the experience
Nice fucking HAT you FAG
>BattleBlock Theater
>runners arent PJ and MechaRichter
Why bother
Actual legitimate qt on the hosting couch, be still my heart
>>385380262
kek fedora wearer btw
a-are the bullies gone, i-is it safe to come out?
>>385380304
She's like a 4/10
>>385380327
[desire to bully with my dick increases]
>>385380274
>Potential for Euro banter during one of the most banter-prone speedgames
Why not bother?
>>385380327
kumikobully is always lurking
>>385380327
>>385380470
Dumb kumikoposter
>>385380093
Keep sucking Sam's 2 inch dick you tool, as I said before Fuck Off!
LMAO look at this nerd with his faggy hat
>>385380262
And the jacket with a tshirt and jeans. He's just a tumor away from being TB.
>>385380262
The flatcap is a classic you cunt
Woah, woah, come now. Let's all calm down andenjoy 37 hours of Kingdom Hearts II.
>>385380678
We could all use a little personal growth.
>>385380714
FUUUCK
F A S T
A
S
T
How was the Mario 64 relay?
>Asian music starts playing
YOOOOOOOOOOO
>>385380882
good until the fat american furry ruined it
>>385380882
more entertaining than expected/10
>>385380882
Tons of fun, but brought down by a furry.
wtf how come no one told me CHEF GORDON is back after the New Vegas fiasco
>>385376545
I want to run XBCX 100%
>>385380524............... I think you're right
>>385380914
figures
>>385380925
fuck actually wanted to see it.
>>385381035
its still entertaining and worth watching
but the furry did ruin it
>>385381035
they have it already cut up on the channel
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/162464157
short run
http://www.speedrun.com/Aragami#NG%2B_Any
>>385381035
on youtube already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wf0HRUYspM
>>385380206
no seriously dude I heard she lets people who spend their hard earned cash to give her bits on twitch impregnate her
what's just one more donation to an absolute alpha like you?
Is Aragami anything like the old Tenchu games?
>>385381105
How did the furry ruin it? Genuinely curious.
This was a pretty fun game but man this run is dull
>>385381403
It's better as a surprise, if you plan to watch the run.
>>385381403
He was trying to be game grumps while massively choking, ruining the run for all
>>385380914
>/v/ will be mad over 20 second for years to come
What a good ESA this has been
>>385381380
>no feminine penis
no
>>385381403
Lost the hat, did not get it back, all future runners were gimped.
Generally faffed about for like 20 minutes for a star that should have taken like three, played really badly for someone who's actually a speedrunner.
>>385381380
>Vaporeon
>Duracell
utter trash
>>385381380
>pubic hair
ew
S N E A K Y
>>385380998
http://photos.gamesdonequick.com/Summer-Games-Done-Quick-2017/n-r69NRz/
>>385381494
You really should learn the basic concepts of time, anon
bored and fapping to tsukada shiori now that the runs are over
>>385381105
>>385381121
>>385381270
Why thank you. I'll check it out when 17 hours of KH2 starts.
>>385381616
It's a good thing that all the important and non-problematic people got into that nice group photo.
>>385381616
fuck off
DONATE TO CHARITY
>>385381616
Wtf run was that?
how bad is dragon whatever
>>385381716
silent shill 2: old memes edition
More games need the MGS exclamation mark
>>385381716
Silent hill
Guy's a massive furry. Has a fursuit that's a terrifying blue thing covered in eyes.
>>385381530
I forgot how the hat works, how did it gimp the run?
>>385381621
>being this bootyblasted
20 seconds over estimate is 20 seconds, he burned like 15 minutes but the 20 seconds is what counts.
RATE
>>385381748
Are you asking about Bad Dragon Dildos?
>>385373642
>THCC ASS in 2001
Game was ahead of its time
>>385381843
That's what I thought too. I've been here too long.
>>385381817
You take more damage without the hat
>>385381817
you take way more damage without the hat
Wait, was that a WR?
>>385381843
>tfw you once knew a girl (female) who was really into those
>>385381827
I just didn't get what you mean because you express yourself like a retard
BAMBOOZLED
>>385381827
The key point is that the guy died to bowser when he wouldn't have otherwise, thanks to the furry losing the hat.
>>385381924
I think it's just 15 seconds longer than his own PB but he's only like 3rd
>>385381616
Imagine meeting people with that fox mask in a dark corridor.
I'd shit my pa ts
>>385381936
You'd have to be a retard to not get what I said so congratulations idiot. Glad to see you're happy I spelled it out for you though.
>>385381930
how the fuck does that just pop up in conversation
who /showered and shaved your back and shoulders/ during the last intermission?
the tech crew is letting me get so much done
LET THE PLANT LIVE GODDAMMIT
Don't care for Kingdom Hearts, but isn't there an updated version of 2 with more stuff?
Why are they playing the regular version?
>>385382058
she left one out one time accidentally
The cool German bros gave the plant some water last night for free. They didn't seem to be aware of the donation incentive.
>>385382058
Weird girls that are into shit like that are annoyingly vocal about their sexual escapades
>>385382084
>tfw took a monster dump and clogged my toilet during the last intermission
>>385381930
>>385382152
I have no idea. Only thing I could think of is that GDQ did final mix this year.
Final mix is superior to vanilla in quite literally every single way
i just realized local time is in bottom right corner
>>385382262
Oh, I never noticed that either.
>>385382084
Shaving takes too much work. I did cut my hair and beard though.
>>385382186
this
>>385382262
>>385382297
>My time is 5 hours early
wew
Reminder /ourboy/ Pac is gonna be hosting on Fridays morning.
>>385381930
More like they were really into her, am I right?
>bigger is always better
>HAW HAWH AHWA HAW HAWHAW
>>385382345
I just use a trimmer on it. Actual shaving would be nuts.
I hear Tec Toy are pretty funny guys.
RACE
A
C
E
Father, tell me about Tec Toy again
>a race
>>385382413
its not fair
PSYCHO
FOX
>tectoy
BASED
I have a master system 3 and several cartridges from them.being br is suffering pls help
>TecToy
Absolutely based.
>>385382394
that conversation is more confusing every time I read it
Is every american obese?
>>385382391HUE
>>385382519
Don't judge us, it's the law.
>SMS
And /v/ said that phones don't have games
has anyone else noticed that in the races the guy with the audio almost always ends up behind?
Wait a minute, Yooka-Laylee got cancelled?
>>385382624
The curse.
>>385382557
>>385382391
Vão dormir faggots
>>385382628
too bad that didn't happen to the game itself
Man, watching the mario 70 star relay, holy shit, its pretty fun
>America in the lead
Not surprised.
>>385382628
looks like its on stream 2 schedule at the end
America wins again faggots.
is that fox wearing a fucking diaper?
Question: Would you watch a 70 Star relay at AGDQ? No stream monsters allowed to sign up, only runners.
Is this another romhack of decap?
>>385382760
It would either be fun or laughably bad, so of course.
>>385382760
I'd watch it, but you just know it would be full of tranny attention whores
>>385382760
no, fuck off proto, ESA has exposed your event to be the garbage that it truly is
>>385381808
>that's a terrifying blue thing covered in eyes.
I can appreciate this.
>>385382760
Yes, but it wouldn't be as fun. I would still watch for trainwreck potential.
>>385382760
No, because it would probably be announced by fucking Edobean.
>story time
C O M F Y
rich, deep lore
>>385382909
>Entire thing would just be Edo making fucking toad noises
ALL YO YENS
YIP YIP YAP
>Birdfly
Holy fuck WHAT
HE KEEPS DYING HAHAHAHA
>not being a fox priest at an ancient japanese temple
This guy is a great storyteller.
>>385383061
POYO!
>reading erotic fan fiction
Did Kojima write this game?
A M E R I C A
btrim is like 3 minutes ahead
Kek that guy being honest.
That story was quite something by the end of it.
>have american accent
>use norwegian flag
is this allowed?
>>385383061
Gotta drive in those donations
>>385383130
Was this meme taken too far?
I like hearing these guys just talk about shitty Master System games.
new thread
>>385382760
>70 trannies
>Chat in emote only mode
>No banter of any type allowed
>Almost no commentary, just donations being read and people forcing the word "hype"
>At least 30 bans handed out after the run is over
>>385382519
pizza is a vegetable over there
ditched the stream during DaS2, anything good happen since then?
>>385383679
theres a race going on right now but the game isnt very good
still decent to watch
>>385382519
> mfw that's probably how the average american poster looks like