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What is the videogame equivalent?

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What is the videogame equivalent?
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Meme Run
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>>385366852
Horizon Zero Dawn
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Well, depending on sales, it will either be a popular game that sucks, like overwatch or a lot of survival games. If it doesn't get viewers then it would be a bad game everyone hates anyway, like Two Worlds
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>>385366852
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ARMS
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>>385366929
fpbp
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>>385366852
>"""critics"""
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>>385367045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmGU5yMf4eo
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>>385367291
Glad that shit tanked...and they made TWO games for it.
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release date unknown battlegrounds
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>>385367212
You know that that wasn't a souless cash in on a phone feature getting some dumb culture surrounding it
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Nintendo switch
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>>385367291
Reminds me of watching TV news and they bring up the latest "viral" video a week after it became popular
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Overwatch
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>>385367545
I don't give a fuck about retarded shit like Le Emoji Movie XD. I'm just telling you that critics are fucking idiots and their opinions worthless.
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>>385367212

where is it?
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>>385367886
That movie sucks, just because some like it as a meme doesn't mean most people were wrong about it. If anything you look like a bigger idiot for taking the meme seriously.
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>>385368272
Your taste is just shit. You could probably become a game """journalist""".
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>>385366852
Am I missing something?
Why is 8 on red? Shouldn't that be above average?
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>>385367886
>my opinion is more relevant than critics' because I said so!

shut the fuck up already
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>>385368504
8 out of a hundred
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>>385368504
8 as in 8 out of 100
Sony flops at the box office with their shit movies and their fanboys will jump to defend them.
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>>385368376
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>>385368621
Nu male blogger detected.
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>>385368643
>>385368663
Jesus.
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>>385368764
This ironically sold very well.
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>>385368740
>The Popeye movie died for this
Sony has gone to far.
Fuck you /v/ for making me think Sony was good.
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>>385368841
Just like the Emoji Movie will make money despite being shit.
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>>385368841
Well no shit ACfags would slurp anything with Isabella or whatever in it
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>>385368968
wait what
they were going to make a popeye movie?
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>>385368726
nah, you're just a self-important cunt is all.
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>>385368978
Ninty didn't wasted gorillions on it or killed a proper AC game to put in place.
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>>385368968
>>385369081
Popeye was literally just a proof of concept. Besides, Genndy abandoned it.
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>>385368978
>despite
more like because it's shit. sharknado effect, everyone's going to go see the emoji movie because it's such a terrible shitty idea that there's no way it'll be remotely good and everyone will go see it just to laugh at it.
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>>385369081
yeah but got canned for this.
BRAVO SONY
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>>385368978
This
children, normalfags and people who think they are so funny by watching it ironically will make it a success
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>>385368502
but kung pow was a terrible movie.
I still love it though
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>>385368726
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>>385366852
It's not a film for drumptards, you have to have a sense of humour to enjoy it. I fucking loved it, its the first movie since The LEGO movie that had me laughing from beginning to end.
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>>385367153
Don't talk shit about BROTRR.
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>The Emoji Movie

Is... is this real?
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>>385369382
Do you live under a rock?
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>>385366852
Bloodborne, game is terrible, no idea why so many people like it
>muh saw cleaver
>muh blood
Could you be any more edgy?
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>>385369382
Yes
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>>385366852
Dark souls
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>>385369382
Yes and it's REALly the funniest animated comedy since The Lego Movie (2014). Sony has officially unJUSTed themselves
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>>385366852
Didn't know this movie exists, I can already feel tumors growing in my testicles knowing this exists.
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>>385369382
Yeah Sony's most recent crime against entertainment.
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PUBG.
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>>385369521

lmfao at that retarded actor. Enjoy your 8%.
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The video game equivalent should be a ripoff of Donkey Kong to represent the Emoji Movie being a ripoff of Wreck-it Ralph
>video game bad guy wants to be good, travels across various arcade machines
>meh emoji wants to be more excited, travels across various apps
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>>385369753
Wreck-It Ralph wasn't that original either, it just did the story well.
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how did my boy patrick stewart ended up in this?
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>>385369858
And now they are fucking up on 2.
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>>385369873
I guess he just loves money.
He is also British.
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>>385369873
Right? He's also in a cable/internet commercial
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>>385369521

is this shitstain for real, i know hes a rabid anti trumper but he couldnt have said shit this retarded
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>>385366852
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SONY BTFO
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>>385369858
Wreck-it Ralph was trash as well and the second one looks to be even worse.
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>>385369753
>Wreck-It Ralph
>not a ripoff
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>>385369126
The Emoji Movie only has a production budget of $50m, it's definitely going to make a profit.
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post yfw you realized it's an 8 out of 100
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>>385369935
>>385370043
It really didn't need a sequel
Especially one that misses the point of the original
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>>385370147
Do you think Sonyroaches will get the message?
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>>385369135
>>385369081

Sure, people would've liked it better than this emoji shit tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tNuM9XttM
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>>385366852
The Emoji Game

[spoiker](for Nintenbro Switch)[/spoiler]
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>>385368272

Kung-Pow isn't a bad movie. It's a stupid parody of a fairly niche genre of movies. Niche at least for the West, anyway. It's not a film you can expect to resonate with most people.
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>>385370130
>sarah silverman

No, even the lolis were all wrong.
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>>385370202
How the fuck does it miss the point of the original?
How does anything we've been told about the story so far clash with "you're whoever you want to be"
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>>385366852
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw you will NEVEREVER be Sony's movie department
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>>385370315
SPOINK
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>>385370202
>Taking place six years following the events of the first film, the story will center on Ralph's adventures in the Internet data space when a Wi-Fi router gets plugged into the arcade as he must find a replacement part to fix Sugar Rush. Along the way, Ralph encounters new customs, worlds, and characters, such as the trendy algorithm and even the Disney Princesses.
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What is Wreck-It-Ralph a ripoff of?
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Where's the actors freaking out on twitter posts? Or has that yet to happen?
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>>385370078
>movie based on game references
>rip off
this is just as retarded as calling Doom bad because it's too violent
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>>385368643
>>385368663
>>385368740
>>385368504

>let us be clear that “The Emoji Movie” is not a soul-crushing disaster simply because its dramatis personae are the range of emotive faces and symbols that live inside your cell phone.
>It is a soul-crushing disaster because it lacks humor, wit, ideas, visual style, compelling performances, a point of view or any other distinguishing characteristic that would make it anything but a complete waste of your time, not to mention that of the diligent animators who brought this catastrophe into being.
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>>385368376
At worst theyll shut down everything cept the video games. Stay mad old mad
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>>385370416
>Critics Consensus:
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>>385370579
The plot, you retard
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ITT: underage redditors who never saw The Room
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>>385370646
it rips off what movie?
>inb4 every single Pixar / Dreamworks movie's motivational message of love / compassion / be yourself / forgive others / dont give up
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>>385370748
The Room is the quintessential train wreck that you must see movie. This isn't.
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>>385370748
What does that mess of media have to do with Sony's most recent flop?
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>>385370830
Nothing I just wanted to bring up the room.
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>>385370748

The Room is a masterpiece, dont even mention it in this thread you philistine
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>>385370571
l-lewd
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>>385370894

Why the fuck would you do that?
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>>385366852
the real question is
IS IT WORSE THAN THIS?
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>>385370989
Because he's the type of "ironic" faggot that would watch Emoji Movie.
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ok if sony goes bankrupt what would happened to playstation?
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>>385371041
Good point
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>>385371041
Sausage Party was fucking stupid, but it was better animated than this shit.
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>>385371041
No it was a mediocre movie but it was worth it for seeing people get butthurt over cartoon food fucking
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>>385370202
>Wreck-It Ralph
>Ralph Wrecks The Internet
How can it be so fucking hard to name a simple kids' movie instead of referencing a 4 year old photoshoot of Kim Kardashian's ass?
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dont worry guys, sony has another hit coming
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>>385369326
>Shilling this hard
Is this what Sony fanboys are doing now?
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>>385369945
pretty sure the reason he quit his spot on Silicon Valley was because the other actors didn't donate to hilarys campaign.
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>>385371217
>(((Rogen))) and (((Goldberg)))
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>>385370748
The Room is pure kino if you know how to appreciate it.
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>>385371217
>goldberg.
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>>385371073
It becomes independent or it dies with Sony and the Sonyfags will btfo forever and the quality of /v/ will improve by 83%
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>>385371217
oy vey
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>>385371217
DUDE MUSHROOMS LMAO
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>>385371217
WOW. Get ready for a bunch of worthless asshole and drug jokes!

>Rogen and Franco in charge of Invincible movie

FUCK
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>>385371217
>making film about Sega-Nintendo rivalry
But Seth Rogen already made that.
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>>385370223
How did Sony fuck up such a great way to make so much money?

Is this the blunder of the century?
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>>385370202
>>385370493
>doesn't focus on Ralph meeting his rebooted sequel self
>instead jumps to "lel internet"
Fuck this shit
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>>385370748
>small man team makes a drama movie on the budget of two soup cans with a string between them and ends up executing it so badly it almost turns into a comedy that can be enjoyed because of the low quality and poor acting performances changing the tone of the movie into something else despite how serious it ends, and has a cult following
vs
A movie made by one the biggest studios which arguably are the biggest creators of garbage in the entire movie industry churning out uncreative, bland souless movies, with billions of dollars thrown into the production of the movie and having a checklist for every family movie cliche, trope possible, with no effort put into the writing

The Emojii movie is never going to be considered cult classic movie
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>>385371073
they would be better off without the rest of the company. I have no doubt the gaming segment is footing the bill for departments like Sony's TVs while Samsung shits all over them.
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who thought this was a good idea? how was this even a concept?
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>>385371395
Sony is just incompetent.
All their success is just plain luck.
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>>385368663
>and their fanboys will jump to defend them.
Literally fucking nobody is defending the Emoji Movie you autistic fuck.
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>>385371478
>with billions of dollars thrown into the production of the movie
it wasn't billions
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>>385371546
Sony pictures and Aniplex by proxy is ran by retards.

They just get lucky sometimes.
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>>385370223
this looks pretty cool tho
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>>385371608
>Literally fucking nobody is defending the Emoji Movie
Watch the contrarians on /v/ rush in with their le epic "ironic" shitposting.
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I think they did it, this may honestly be the biggest shitstorm in animation history.
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>>385371562
Sony Pictures' longstanding contract with Adam Sandler is the ultimate evidence of this phenomenon
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>>385371041
>me and roommates decide to watch it
>go the entire movie without laughing, it's just that awful, not even one joke gets a chuckle

It was like how NOT to do an adult cartoon movie.
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this movie is the definition of "hey there fellow cool kids"
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>>385371518
>playstation closes inhouse studios left and right even though they are experiencing massive sucess
>they don't seem to be in any rush to open new ones
you know that actually makes sense that being why they haven't done so
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>>385371676
And it was canceled in favor of the emoji movie.
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>>385371768
Dat burn.
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Their only good movies and they gave them both shitty sequels.
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>>385371768
Fucking savage
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>erikka bakkaman died for this

Jian Yang is our only hero left
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>>385371861
>WWE funded a surfs up 2 wrote it and inserted real wrestlers
but fucking why
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>>385371478

The estimated budget of The Room was 6 million dollars. He filmed it on two separate cameras/film formats simultaneously.
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>>385371798
Saw it in theaters, would have walked out if I wasn't with people. My only hope was that it might spark interest in adult animated films but I think it did more damage then good. I have to admire that it happened but fucking hell was it awful.
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it's sad cause the animation looks okay.
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>>385370043
>wir
>trash
shit taste. best vidya movie by far.
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>>385371861
>Surf's Up sequel
>look it up
are you fucking serious
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>>385371217
>all these plebs watching kiddie shit while I'll be enjoying pure classic gaming culture with actual kino directed by none other than Spieben Spelberg
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>>385371861
I remember the goddamn day I heard Cloudy got a fucking sequel.

>Had the original book as a kid
>It was so good
>The movie did a good job of adapting it into a plot and having it make sense
>btw sequel
>Wait WHAT
>btw cartoon series
>WHAT
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>>385372059
There is actually a weird amount of WWE crossover animated movies. There is a Flintstones X WWE movie.
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>>385367212
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It's amazing how different Sony‘s movie division and their gaming division are

Love them or hate them, Sony are a leader of the gaming industry hardware and software wise. But in their movie industry they just keep putting out turd after turd, hell even their big draw Spiderman isn't doing as well as expected
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>>385372059
>that puffin
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>>385371478
>on the budget of two soup cans
6 million USD, dude.
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>>385371990
>he spent 6 million dollars on it
that makes if even funnier to me now
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>>385372059
>paige on a kid movies
heh
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>>385372090
This movie will kill whatever is left of actual geek culture. I really hope this fails.
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>>385372152
THOSE KIDS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING
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Will this movie finally kill Sony?
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>>385367212
They purposefully rated it wrong. As a joke.
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>>385372243
No since it will make more than it cost.
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>>385370493
>when a Wi-Fi router gets plugged into the arcade
Fucking what.
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>>385372160
sony as a whole went to shit when apple released the ipod. ever since then they have been playing catch up in every department except for playstation.
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>>385372243
No, I remember reading Sony makes likes less 10% of their total revenue from gaming even. Their sale of TVs is ridiculous.
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>>385372148
>>385372059
>>385372198
how long until they announce their going to make some stupid WWE cinematic universe and we get the WWE equivelent of the avengers
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>>385371768
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>>385372307
about as funny a joke as the movie
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>>385372243
You need to realize that Nintendo and Sony will never die.
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>>385372205
>>385371990
how did he got the movie?
I heard he even paid for some billboard shit to promote his movie.
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>>385372334
>TVs
Didn't they abandon most of their TV lines in favor of a few expensive ones?
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>>385372208
It's because Tommy Wiseau is fucking terrible with money. Such as when he bought 2 expensive as fuck cameras instead of renting them, and filmed everything normally and with the HD, only to use just the normal takes.

The Disaster Artist is a wonderful book. Tells about the whole shitfest.
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>>385372327
They don't even know why playstation division is sucessful.

This gen they just lucked out because Ninty and Microsoft went full retard at start, if you remove fifa from them they are nothing special.
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>>385372243
Adam Sandler is a living, breathing, walking evidence that no film will ever kill Sony Pictures
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>>385372243
look how much retarded decisions sega made in the 90s and they are still alive
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>>385372243
The rumor is that if it flops, which is will, the movie division is going down.
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>>385372059
I mean, the Undertaker with a coffin surfboard is impossible to not like
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>>385372435
>The Disaster Artist is a wonderful book
Too bad the movie adaption looks like shit so far.
>James Franco doesn't even try to do the accent
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i dont give a fuck what /v/fags have to say when they hate on everything beside my girlfriends a fucking autists and she wants to see it so if i have to watch this garbage for her to let me put it in her vagina idgaf
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I want to see it for the grill and the romance.
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>>385372205
>he doesn't buy campbell's gold label dodo noodle soup w/cream of rare mongolian tiger truffle
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>>385371217
Seth Rogen sure does love his shit 'documentaries'
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>>385367153
>Big rigs got an 8 metascore and 3.7 user score
How bad does a game have to be to get a 0?
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>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII>IGS!
>>385367153
>>385369343

>BIG
>MOTHERFUCKIN'
>RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>385371073
It would survive in some form, It's literally their only branch that makes any money.
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>>385372543
Yet Chad gets to have sex with her without watching the movie. Kinda sounds like your a beta male cuckold provider that probably only gets sex once a quarter after weeks of begging
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>>385372475
except Sega is only alive because it was swallowed by Sammy, which is a gambling giant in their territory.
as an independent company it failed miserably and died right there at that point.
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>Nintendo
Zelda: BotW
Super Mario Odyssey
Splatoon 2

>Sony
Knack
Killzone
The Emoji Movie
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>>385372356
How popular is WWE today? As a kid I never was into wrestling so I had never known how huge the community for it was. I get guys beating the shit out of each other is amusing but is it still as huge?
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>>385372243
let me remind you that Pixels still made profit
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>>385372478
Thank fuck, that cancer should have been cut out a long time ago
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>>385366852
I see sony is knocking it out of the park in the movie industry as well
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>>385372059
Waitwha-
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>>385372658
whatever fag better than none so suck my balls
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>>385372634
0 would mean "The game does not start"
1, is a "The game is totally broken without any redeeming features"
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I'm glad to see sony fail.
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Why the fuck doesn't Sony just compile video game cutscenes and release them as theatrical films
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>>385372438
>This gen they just lucked out because Ninty and Microsoft went full retard at start
sounds familiar....
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>>385372634
no game will ever get an absolute 0 because even disasters have some merit in their effort.
the zero only ever happens when there is nothing to show at all.
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>>385371798
I laughed during the orgy but I think I was really tired and not sure if I was really seeing what I was seeing
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>>385372675
It went to shit after 2007, don't know how popular it is now but it has probably lost some steam since.
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I refuse to trust critics until they issue a public apology for Grabbed by the Ghoulies, and agree to fund the sequel out of pocket.
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>>385372090
BWWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHBBAHAHAHAHHS
>*inhales*
HahahahhhhbahhebahahahhHahaHAHBABEHAHHAHBHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHBABAHAHHHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>385372208
I swear to god I heard on a vinesauce stream while Vinny was fucking obsessed with The Room he read a passage out of the book where one of the actors talked about how Tommy:

>Constantly lies about his age
>Constantly lies about where he's from
>Tommy isn't his real name
>Has shitloads of money and nobody knows where he gets it
>Paid some woman one million dollars to have sex with her but then didn't even cast her in the movie, and couldn't understand why everyone was upset and disgusted with him
>Wanted the movie to end with Tommy going to space in his rocket car - "maybe Tommy is vampire"
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>>385366852
>reminder that Genndy's Popeye reboot was trashed for this shit
>reminder that Lauren Faust's Medusa movie was trashed for this shit
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>>385371073
Atari PlayStation
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>>385372675
>never forget
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>>385372475
As independent company they are dead and buried.

They only "survived" because sammy bought them, even them most of their old stuff is gone. They don't have same freedom as before when they were first party.

Hell, only reason that Nintendo can do all this crazy things is because they are independent, soon as you get absorbed by some company kiss goodbye to your freedom.
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>>385372671
they didnt get swallowed they got merged
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>>385372883
>Lauren Faust
die barneyfag
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>>385372675
ratings for all the shows are in fucking freefall
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>>385370571
s-shes pure, pure!
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>>385372883
>Lauren Faust
Who cares
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>>385372673
>Sony
The Last of Us
Bloodborne
Horizon Zero Dawn

>Nintendo
Animal Crossing Amiibo festival
Star Fox Zero
Super Mario bros movie
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>>385372059
Cena is such a fucking tool
>oh, i've just always idolized the marines; it's part of my image y'know
>did you serve?
>no but i wanted to
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>>385372917
Sorry but can I get a backstory of what is happening here?
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>>385372851
>2007
wut. try 2008. pg era is the worst thing to happened to wwe
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>>385372821
they're already on youtube anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S4M41ROI0U
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>>385372675
It's not as culturally relevant as the late 90s, but Vince is close to having a monopoly on wrestling in the west and still makes a decent amount of money. Every time he tries to branch out into other things he fails, see XFL, Bodybuilding Federation, WWE films, Linda's political career etc.
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>>385372883
>Trusting that man with anything
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>>385372867
>unknown identity
>unknown origins
>unknown source of money

Hmmmm
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>>385369148
Sharknado was bad on purpose, though.
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>>385372826
Nintendo never gave a fuck about europe, and that was their biggest mistake, they are trying to fix that a bit recently but only France have a massive boner for it

But then Europe is fifaland anyways..
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>>385373002
he currently holds the record for most Make-A-Wish wishes granted at 500, beating second place Justin Bieber by 250 wishes
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>>385372989
>horizon zero dawn
>mario brothers movie

i like how you compared a movie to a movie, anon

good job
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>>385373132
How many millions of people did he let down? Including Jack
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>>385372090
This is it guys. The motherload. The endgame. What we've all being waiting for.
For years upon years I've been reading comics, playing video games and watching television. All those hours I could used to make friends, get a job or a girlfriend. But I didn't, all because I was patiently waiting for something like this. This is going to be the film equivalent of a blowjob for nerds like me. Just two hours of pop culture references which will make all those years memorizing fictional works, characters and plots all worth it. Normalfags will never be able to appreciate this kino like I do, because they didn't put in the effort that I did. All the bullying, the Friday nights spent alone in my room while my school mates were out partying drinking are finally going to pay off. I truly feel sorry for normalfags, getting laid and having friends is nothing compared to this once-in-a-lifetime experience
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>>385373159
Something that aims low should not be praised for hitting its target.
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>>385372658
FAG
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>>385372926
no anon, when you become the majoritary shareholder, you don't "merge" with a company, you acquire it.
Sammy is not a part of it, it is it's owner.
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>>385372867
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>>385373132
>>385373253
I really want to assume it was the ten episode limit but I just don't know. Those first three episodes were fucking brilliant, different from the old show but brilliant.
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>another shitty movie(which probably make money like the rest of them) made by Sony will finally kill the company for real
I cant believe how one company can manage to generate so much asspain from /v/
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Man, I feel bad for Tony Leondis
he finally gets to direct his first big budget animated film and everyone is just shitting on it
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Friendly reminder that Patrick Stewart literally plays poop in this movie.
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>>385373556
>Tony Leondis
literally who?
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>>385371861
Had no idea Surf's Up got a sequel, shame it's shit. The first one is GOAT, especially when you're DUDE LMAO
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>>385373449
It might kill the animation department, it was relatively cheap to make at $50,000,000. For a modern animated film that's pretty cheap, I believe they are banking on this to be a franchise and make the sequels more expensive.
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>>385372867
Isn't Tommy currently trying to make sure a documentary about him and The Room doesn't get released?
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>>385373159
doesn't matter, people still only watched it because it was shit. whether it was shit on purpose or not it was still shit, just like this movie
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>>385370748
The Room is hilarious because it's the most basic, budget-friendly concept imaginable executed more poorly than anyone thought possible in a very amusing fashion. The Emoji Movie is emblematic of hollywood trash filmmaking, 100% market research boardroom horse-shit with a big budget by a big corporation.
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>>385373609
he's the director of this piece of shit
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>>385372059
>>385372059
I seriously laughed for three minutes at this.
This timeline sucks.
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>>385372826
sony exactly knew what they were doing with ps1 and made no mistakes, gathering 3rd party developers and giving them capable hardware that's easy to work with
meanwhile sega panicked, made saturn a mess from inside as they initially prepared it for 2d, making it a mess to work with and pulled an unwelcome early launch, all with 32x disaster going on on a side
n64 was heavily gimped by ps1's already established position and expensive cartridges

ps4 wasn't so hot at the start but lucked out on xbone's always-online pr disaster that sony promptly used for their profit, giving them an edge, not to mention japan doesn't give a shit about gaijin xbox so their domination there is natural
meanwhile nintendo went full retard with wii u, but they carved themselves out a niche to which they seem to stick and don't seem to even try to compete with sony and ms anymore

still, both ps1 and ps2 had a massive, massive advantage over their competitors, while ps4, in spite of xbone being memed for being obsolete because of everything being also on windows, doesn't do THAT well in comparison
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>>385372917
BRING BACK BENOIT
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Sad thing is people actually think this will kill Sony
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>>385372917
STOP
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>>385373650
>executed more poorly
It's because they re-recorded half the lines in post. I bet it would have been much better if they didn't do this.
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>>385373607
A job's a job.
Money's money.
Probably got nothing better to do.
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>>385373609
Meant to say Looney Tunes; stupid autocorrect.
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>>385373607
considering all the trash in this movie, I'm actually expecting Mr.Poop to be one of the saving graces in it
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>>385373641
The Franco brothers are doing a movie based on Greg Sestero's (Mark from the Room) book The Disaster Artist.
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>>385373754
Probably just their animation studio.
Wonder if the music department is doing well
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>>385373781
Sucking dick for bus tokens is better
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>>385367291
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>>385373705
Ps1 was only made due to their partnership with Nintendo. Funnily it was Nintendo who told them they can use the tech for whatever they wanted, the biggest mistake they have ever made. Even then the ps2 really only sold the metric fuck ton it did because 'muh dvd player".
>>
I want this to kill Sony or at least hurt them financially so much
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>>385371371
they're making an Invincible movie?
damn, no way its gonna do the comic justice
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>>385373770
the entire thing would still be an absolute mess.
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>>385372972
Pure sex
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>>385373932
Why?
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>>385373705
PS4 is losing steam, and they are going full retard again to keep it "fresh", PS4PRO is a proof of it.

Switch is just pressing them against the wall again, and it's even worse this time because they have pokemon to back them off, and isn't a shitty spin off, mainline games are huge deal.
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>>385373932
See
>>385373638
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>>385374050
I hate Sony
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>>385373973
Sell me on this
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>>385372634
I feel like action 52 might.
Action 52 existing is really funny. I don't really blame the programmers, they had one month to make 52 games.
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>>385373932
you're incredibly naive if you think all of these trashy Sony Pictures films are hurting them.
Emoji, Sausage Party, Pixels... you name it. all of this trash is bukkake'd on normies faces and they swallow it like honey, begging them for more.
do you seriously expect the audiences for these movies to care about quality?
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>>385373638
>I believe they are banking on this to be a franchise and make the sequels more expensive.

Hollywood needs to fucking die
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>>385373909
Sony wanted full ownership of the IPs, it wasn't Nintendo being a cunt, but Sony being greedy fucks.
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>>385372475
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>>385374178
nobody is excited for the Emoji Movie.
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>>385374267
The worst part is that Sony announced the deal to the public to force Nintendo into finalizing.
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>>385374267
>taking ownership over your ideas is greedy
after seeing what happened to Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts, I don't think Rare was smart for not being greedy
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>>385374415
No anon, they wanted ownership of everything.

Not just their IPs, but all Nintendo IPs, Nintendo hates anyone meddling with their IPs.
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>>385374126
good art, relatively small universe so not a lot of convoluted crossovers and alternate universe/timeline shit, not afraid to kill off major characters, really gory sometimes if that's your thing

I haven't caught up on it in years tho so I dunno what its current state is like or if it ended.
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>>385374112
Why?
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>>385374415
>>taking ownership over your ideas is greedy
>Sony
>ideas
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>>385370748
>>385373650
After last season is still the worst movie ever made.
It's probably a little bit less entertaining than the room though. It's more completely insane though.
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>>385374318
nobody who doesn't matter for them
just wait for the box office numbers and weep at the overwhelming amount of normies and kids who are on their side
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>>385374250
Honestly I'm guessing the cost to get the rights to the apps used was more then the movie itself.

Nothing new today will exist as a movie, every company plans sequels so they can milk it for however long they can. Sadly even the better companies are doing this, pixar has said toy story 4 is in the works despite 3 literally meant to be an ending.
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>>385374503
>Nintendo hates anyone meddling with their IPs.
Yet they are totally ok with putting the Rabbids together with Mario
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>>385373150
>Pulls of one of the most perfectly well executed hijackings of all time and gets away with the cash
>Comes back and uses the the money to make an awful movie
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>>385372634
Often times, magazines and reviewers in general have a policy of no zeroes. 0.5/5 for example.
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>>385374612
We're talking when nintendo still had dignity.
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>>385374612
Except Ubisoft isn't saying "Hey Big N, Mario is ours now."
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>>385374517
It's mid wrap up, they started the final arc 6 months ago and there are only 6 more issues to go before it's done.
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>>385374612
How is this at all comparable?
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>>385374612
Yes, Ubi now owns Mario and Squeenix Owns any Mario RPG game.
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>>385374527
silly anon, no one has reinvented the wheel in decades. people celebrate the inclusion of women in gaming nowadays despite Phantasy Star being released in '87
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>>385374843
>Squeenix Owns any Mario RPG game.
They do own Geno and any OC in that game though
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>>385368376
kys retard
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>>385374612
direct me to the article which states Ubisoft now owns Mario, Zelda, and Pokemon.
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>>385374935
And Atlus owns #FE characters, but even then Ninty owns the IP.

And they don't just shove the game to the devs do whatever they want. They are always behind it in one way or another.
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>>385374743
>>385374769
>>385374843
>>385375012
I thought we were talking about Nintendo respecting their IPs integrity
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>>385375162
nope, this is about how sony wanted to jew nintendo
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>>385374935
what could they even do with Geno by himself, though?
at best, they could make a spin-off but it would still need the rest of the cast and the Mario-themed enemies and scenery featured in to help with brand recognition.
as it stands, their ownership is only good for taking a cut over his Amiibo and whatever games could feature his cameo
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>>385372634
Hong Kong 97 and Crazybus
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>>385366852
What's so bad about an 8/10
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>>385375162
>respecting ip's integrity
Just because you're an autist and get triggered by things you don't like doesn't mean any integrity is disrespected.
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>>385375449
8 is shit game, 9 is okay, 10 is paid reviews
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>>385372917
BAH GAWD
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>>385371964
...why the fuck not? i gotta watch it if thats true
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>>385375449
see
>>385368663
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>>385374682
This. Nintendo used to have a soul and actually gave a shit about their IPS.
Now
>Zelda and FE have gone full weeb waifushit, the former swallowing the Ubisoft open world pill
>Mario went the same path as Zelda
>Metroid is left to be fucked in the ass by Blizzard and Mercury Steam
>Pokemon is experiencing it's dying breaths after GOfest
>Switch selling despite being one of the most defunct pieces of hardware this side of the XBox 360
There's a reason Nutendo is a word used alot here.
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For anyone who had even a smidgen of hopr the ending has the twitter bird save the main characters.
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>>385375827
Lemme guess.

AM2R fag?
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>>385375827
>There's a reason Nutendo is a word used alot here
Because Sonygro are desperate for insults and will make ones that don't make sense?
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>>385375827
I think you're full of shit, this is the first time I've heard of the word "Nutendo".
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>>385370130
who drew this
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>>385375875
could have been worse
it could have ended with the emojis jumping out of the cell phone and interacting with live action kids, then it owuld have become as bad as Disney Channel / Nick sitcoms
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>>385366852
>sony
Just stick to the videogames
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>>385375827
You're being hysterical anon.
>>385375976
>paying for hardmode through DLC in the form of a toy
No no. Don't need to be a fan boy to be concerned.
Have they properly talked about the amiibo content or do we have to use nip translations so I can feel relieved?
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>>385376297
Starfox had amiibo stuff unlocked by beating the game.

It's just kneejerking reaction and retards shitposting.
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>>385376289
Their cameras are pretty good too
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>>385372673
Shadow Fall was good, though. Also you realize splatoon is meant for small children, right?
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>>385375827
>open world is now bad because Ubisoft does a shitty job of it/

when will this meme end
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>>385370571
am I on fucking /aco/
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>>385376446
50/50, some games still locked theirs to amiibo. Just waiting for release to see if I pirate said content or don't give a damn, still getting the game if it's good in its base form either way.
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>>385366852
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>>385376998
If anything they are going lock it behind by beating game with 100% or within x hours.

Still is a kneejerk reaction.
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>>385368376
you're still posting the old one?
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>>385377141
I dunno man, I get the issue of people going off from the JP thing, but people don't like jew shit though it's not like this place isn't fickle, it will blow over and just have millions of threads starting with /v/ BTFO if that's the case of it being in the game.
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>>385371861
im just now remembering how sexy that girl penguin is`
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>>385367114
edgy
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>>385372059
>Surfs up 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0fB7Zn6k40
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>>385366852
Daikatana
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>>385376714
>open world is good despite good examples being needles in a haystack of unfinished crap, mostly including survival and crafting
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>>385369521
TJ Miller is like the biggest fucking troll you're an idiot if you fall for anything he does. or says
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>>385377223
Saved.
Real shame how low we have all fallen.
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>>385377436
You're really not looking if all you can think of is steam early access shit.
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>>385377468
have another pic at least
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>>385376714
When someone makes another good open world game this generation
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>>385377468
Feels good to be an idort.
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>>385375827
>pokemon dying breaths after go. no one cares about go

>nutendo

never heard anyone use that word EVER. you're just baiting for replies go outside and play in traffic
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>>385377513
please go ahead and help me find something decent then
>inb4 GTA and PUBG
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>>385377585
Gravity Rush 2 and Mirror's Edge Catalyst already happened, and those are just the AAA ones.
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>>385373882
Fate Grand Order saved them apparently
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>>385377630
are you too handicapped to use google or something?
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>>385371217
REMINDER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Man#Film_adaptation
http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Untitled_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_feature_film
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>>385375827
>>Metroid is left to be fucked in the ass by Blizzard
eating up rumors again retard?
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>>385377906
>Metroid is left to be fucked in the ass by Blizzard

I didn't got this one, explain this to me.
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>>385377784
sorry, not gonna waste my time digging through the shit mountain.
if there are so many good examples, why can't you just name a couple of them?
>>385377680
>ME sequel
fucking hell, I played that crap, it was stale as shit. the only good part was the final building
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>>385377906
With the last couple years in general I wouldn't be surpised a man can just make shit up and it partly becomes true in time
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>>385372090
>>385372232
>>385373259
As someone who read this book its honestly fucking gross to think this guy got a movie deal for the mediocre Big Bazinga level trite he shat out

I hope to god this movie fails
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>>385378004
i'm guessing it another retard or retro fanboy desperate for Prime 4 rumors so he'll have something to throw at it.

couldn't stand the shitposting TF got when people claim it's NSMB: DK Edition
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>>385378051
>stale as shit

Speak for yourself. It was nice having an open world with beautiful aesthetics and Solar Fields.
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>>385375827
>Pokemon's dying breaths
>When S/M sold the same as X and Y in half the time
>Because of GOfest
Surely you jest?
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>>385378176
sorry anon but I even had a warmup run through the first game again out of hype before starting it
I got extremely disappointed by it. I really fucking wish it was merely "more of the same", it wasn't even that. being open world was actually detrimental
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>>385378051
>spoonfeed me

so you are too retarded to use google
also lol at the sheer arrogance of "there are no good games in this huge genre"
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>>385366852
For a second I was worried it was an 8 out of ten, then my autism noticed the red.
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>>385375318
The story in 97 bumps it to a 5
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>>385378363
You are aware that people were asking for open world since the first once, right? People just wanted to run free and Catalyst does just that. I can understand the frustration of the level design taking a hit, but there is plenty of content and speed run based things to do.
But go ahead and call me a shill or whatever. Literally the only good IP EA has left
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>>385378503
>there are so many good games! go ahead and take your pick
>name me at least one then if there are so many
>uuuhhh.... muh spoonfeeding
so there really aren't any then. thanks.
>arrogance
sorry anon, life is too short to waste time swimming through a sea of shit just so I can eventually find one pearl here or there every year or so
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>>385376146
Slugbox
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>>385378757
That's what I thought
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>>385378739
https://www.giantbomb.com/open-world/3015-207/games/
Literally the first result on google
If you can't sift through the shitty titles to find the decent ones you have no right being on this board in the first place.
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>>385366852
Reminds me of the Minecradt movie being directed by Rob McElhenney. Hope it isn't an equally large disaster because I like him
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>>385373175
Japan and France have been buttbuddies for a good while. It's one of those weird cultural friendships
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>>385373259
Haha, bazinga my fellow nerd
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>>385370748
The Room is art because of what it tells you about the director while it baffles you with the hilarity of the insanity.

It's not at all "the worst movie ever made" in spite of what Doug Walker told you. Go fuck yourself, The Room is far better than this trash.
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>>385379056
>Japan and France have been buttbuddies for a good while, It's one of those weird cultural friendships
Maybe because both are degenerates when it comes to their animation
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>>385379160
>Mechagodzilla XD
the idea was doomed from the start.
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>>385379374
>XD

What's wrong with liking Kaiju? It's a fandom that's been around forever.
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>>385379028
>unreleased stuff
>console exclusives
>FFXV
>ubisoft shit
>indie shit
oookay?
>563 results
>If you can't sift through the shitty titles to find the decent ones you have no right being on this board in the first place.
no anon, I don't think it's a requirement for /v/ posters to wade through a sea of shit first, even though it's usually what happens in most discussions anyway
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>>385379485
Fine. Try the X series then. Or is that too Ubisoft for you as well?
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>>385379160
>>385379374
The idea of a dystopia where people head for VR instead of fixing shit themselves is good but the entire book is just [POP CULTURE REFERENCE] and [VIDEO GAMES]
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>nobody posted this yet
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>>385379063
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>>385379335
>Maybe because both are degenerates when it comes to their animation
You say it like it's a bad thing
>>385379224
>tfw first heard it from the game on Newgrounds before actually watching it
It was pretty alright.
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>>385374159
One month? Really? No wonder the game is such a steaming pile.
How they managed to sell that for 200$ in 90's money is beyond me. I guess it was simply a matter of "not having quality assurance isn't a crime".
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>>385379063
Kill me /m/
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>>385379564
I thought we were talking about open world in the sense of being a 3rd person explorable game like Mirror's Edge and Ubisoft's stuff, why are you bringing up some space combat shit
I know it's ackshually Open World too but it's a completely different style of gameplay. It's like naming GTA V when recommending a racing game.
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From /co/

This guy's friend saw the movie and made a summary, here is the thrilling epic.
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>>385378113
no, people were wrong about FF not being a "filler" game like Hunters and spelt doom for the Prime sub-series itself if it sold as everyone expected
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>>385372307
kek
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>>385379992
I meant crazy decisions and releases anon.
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>>385370748
The room was made by some retard who thought he was making some sort of high art, and when people trashed it he backpedaled and said it was ironic. Its funny.
The emoji film is aiming to be shit from the get go so it can make bank thanks to post ironic retards. Its not funny at all.
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>>385379981
I wonder how much they paid Picard to star in this thing
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>>385380094
i'm confused
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>>385366852
>8

Please tell me that's a score out of 100 and not 10.
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>>385371217
Oh boy, I can't wait for basically an hour-long version of racist Mario!
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>>385379981
I swear, you could replace all the characters' species and the places they go for whatever other products pertinent to other themes and it would work exactly the same. this could have been Nancy in the Kelloggs' World or Tommy in Frito-Lay Land
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>>385379981
So some of the emoji's we see do n't even play a role at all? Why?
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>>385380575
same thing as in Sing or Suicide Squad.
short joke scenes that are apparently made for trailers first, THEN shoehorned into the film.
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>>385372761
>being a slave to a woman's genitals

What a low test beta
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>>385379981
Wow i still feel ripped off.
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>>385380303
It is
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>>385368841
Not really, HHD sold well, broke a million in Japan, sold some hundred thousand in at least the US first year. AF was a disaster, clearance racks in months.
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>>385366852
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>>385368841
how much?
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>Sony is so toxic even Spider-Man is having box office trouble
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>>385381278
BRING BACK TOBEY
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>>385369005
I know what you meant but the idea of anti-waifu crusader ACfag having one is pretty funny.
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>>385381278
i miss Raimi movies
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>>385368968
>Fuck you /v/ for making me think Sony was good.
Them killing Michael Jackson wasn't proof enough?
https://youtu.be/_VTpvHYrUag?t=1759
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>>385381135
Saw this in Cex for 8 shekels is is worthy why is bad
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>>385366852
With the computing power they wasted on this movie they could have cured some kind of cancer, instead the faggots managed to create another one. Excellent job.
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>>385373159
The sequels were, which is why they were far less enjoyable than the original.
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>>385372307
underrated
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>>385371371
YOU BETTER BE FUCKING LYING ANON. DO THEY REALLY THINK THEY CAN PULL THIS SHIT TWICE AFTER RAPING GREEN HORNET
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>>385374613
All the investigations concluded that he didn't survive the jump.
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>>385381617
it's literally Half Life: Full Life Consequences but themed around a motorcycle gang revenge story
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>>385381278
I don't even know why Sony Pictures exists, seems like nothing but their consoles, TV's & music sell and everything else just burns money.
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>>385372324

The arcade characters use the power strip their games are connected to as a hub. It's an asspull for sure but the wi-fi thing could reasonably work.
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>>385369490
Not him but I just saw it was a thing the other day when I saw dunkirk. When you don't watch tv and ingest social media like you, it's easy to avoid hearing about trash like this. I feel bad for you.
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>>385368504
https://youtu.be/0H2uEejIWWg
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>>385379224
>It's not at all "the worst movie ever made" in spite of what Doug Walker told you.
I thought that was the Garbage Pail Kids movie?
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>>385371041

You say that like the movie wasn't good. It was stupid as all hell of course but it was good.
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>>385381278
>implying it isnt nuMarvel fucking things up like always
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>>385382153
How was Dunkirk?
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It will probably make back it's money though. Shit reviews doesn't mean people won't go see it.
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>>385371383
>yfw that movie is 12 years old now
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>>385372634
>there are people here so young they can't remember Big Rigs memes

Jesus.
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>>385369521
>TJ Miller

The dude not even a few days ago said that children shouldn't be allowed to laugh. The man is high as fuck.
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>>385369382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmUvW4egbNQ
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>>385379981
I love how Jailbreak is just a ripoff of the girl from Wreck it Ralph
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>>385373259
>>385379063
You are like little baby.
Watch this!
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>>385370202
The worst part of this that we were promised a full Mario cameo if they made a second film. But now it seems like it's not happening.
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>>385366852
Funny no one mentioned yet.

Miitopia. Not on the quality since i havent touch either but on concept. They are both products created on base absolutely fucking nothing (one in dumb shortcut symbols used in digital communication and the other based on random little customized profiles). Neither is a good idea for what it's trying to create, so they will build a whole fucking thing based on a pre made format ("i want to be different" plot and main character and generic rpg plot and mechanics) because the "source material" gives it absolutely fucking nothing to go on about to make something BECAUSE it is nothing.

Both dumb and pointless.
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>>385370202
>Ralph Breaks the Internet Wreck-It 2 Ralph
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>>385371861
I wanted to fuck the penguin girl
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Borderlands 2
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>>385370202
Will the hacker 4chan be the villain?
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>>385375827
>>385376082
>>385378358
>>385376297
It's pokebarneyfag, he's been on a crusade of signature shitposts for months now.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/JuyuBs20_R7a-yUvr6WzxQ/
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>>385373159
Nah, nah. The first one was serious as any other SyFy movie.
But then they caught on the popularity and decided to make it a "so bad, it's good" series.
The thing is, it was "so bad, it's bad".

The Room is the only working example of "So bad, it's good"
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>>385383221
No, it will be Anonymous whose real name is John 4. Chan.
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Alright, let's be serious for a second. Is it time for a real Mario movie? Get Nintendo's Smash Bros department on that shit.
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>>385377223
>tfw PCbro and proud
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>>385379981
>princess emoji
Ho-ly fuck, they actually tried to make a goddamn disney movie. It's fucking Wreck It Ralph, word from word.
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>>385366852
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>>385368968
>Fuck you /v/ for making me think Sony was good.
Sony Pictures is entirely SEPARATE from Sony Playstation. They are not related.

Last financial quarter, Sony Pictures lost so much money that they basically devoured 50% of Playstation's profits for that same quarter.
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IM STRONG TO FINISH

CAUSE
I
EATS
ME
SPINACH
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>>385381278
The best part is that Marvel can use Spiderman whenever they want now. When Infinity War comes out, Sony is getting jack shit.
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>>385383514
Nah, while I wouldn't be opposed to it I think it would require actual thought to make it onto a full movie. It would be just a simple "Mario and Luigi go on a adventure" but I feel like even that would be too hard for people to make into a fun movie.

My personal dream is ghibli doing a mother movie of either 1 or 2, 3 is too long to be a movie.
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>>385376615
>implying Killzone isn't made for smaller children
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>>385382392
I still haven't watched that movie. Because I'm afraid of looking into a future mirror.
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>>385366852

The PS3
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>>385383628
>if disney had done this movie she would be a disney princess
>somewhere, in some timeline, there is a kingdom hearts game with a emoji movie world
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>>385383775
This is what nintendokids actually believe,
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>>385373007
In 1998, the Undertaker threw Mankind off a hell in a cell into the Spanish announcer table.
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>>385366852

I'm ready for Sony to go under.

Their movies suck, their electronics suck, and the only reason they're market leader in the games industry is because Nintendo refuses to leave their bubble and release a powerful console and Microsoft is retarded.

If Sony had real competition in the games industry, they would be gone.
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>>385382798
>Funny no one mentioned yet.
because it just came out worldwide today didn't?
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>>385368156
/v/ is dead, anon.
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>>385375827
>when Nintendo gave a shit about their IPs
Like when this happened?
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>>385379981
So they just prolonged the inevitability of them all dying in a horrible death by 6 months
sweet
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>>385369503
Can you be any more of a contrarion?
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>>385373253
The autisic fags on /co/ are still assblasted that's for sure.
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>>385384067
>they're market leader in the games industry is because Nintendo refuses to leave their bubble and release a powerful console
The last time they did that with the GC, a weak dvd player mopped the floor with it
>and Microsoft is retarded.
Even when they were semi-competent last gen, the PS3 still won on the long run
>If Sony had real competition in the games industry, they would be gone.
This is the excuse i've been hearing since the PS1 was released
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>>385384259
This, the average person keeps a phone for what, a year or two?
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>>385383324
Pokebarneyfag does a great job being far more autistic or as bad as the previous mess...
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>>385375548
HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
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>>385377223
>>385377581
Xbox Live was great on the original Xbox, way better than PS2's online and GCN's nonexistent online.
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>>385379645
that's the equivalent of a despicable me movie.
it also is xcom so it might be fun.
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>>385384351

Sony doesn't really have any IPs that push consoles like Mario or Zelda. They have plenty of hardcore titles but you don't see Playstation characters get their own themepark at Universal. Playstation barely even has an identity and that's my biggest pet peeve with the company.
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>>385382798
Miitopia is actually a fun, neat little RPG that has an interesting twist when it comes to the way your characters relate and interact with each other with mechanical benefits.

Comparing it to the Emoji movie is not get Miitopia mechanics at all.
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>>385373630
How can you say it's shit if you didn't know it existed up until this point? Sounds kind of absurd to have those two thoughts in the same sentence.
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>>385384418
what the fuck has cody been doing anyway
is he crying now that we're getting a traditional metroid?
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>>385384392
I've been using my bricky piece of shit for like 4 years now, but it's mostly because I'm poor and frankly it still does its job.
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>>385384609
>They have plenty of hardcore titles
You're not implying The Last of Us and Horizon: Zero Dawn are hardcore, are you?
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>>385371217
ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhu
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>>385384804

More or less normie games.
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>>385366852
Splatoon
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>>385379795
I'm not sure what his source is on one month, but I heard 3, with 4 developers working on it in total, but 3 at any given time. The real reason for its shittiness is most likely all of them only just learned how to program for NES. I think the guy you quoted might be thinking of E.T.
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>>385384609
>Sony doesn't really have any IPs that push consoles like Mario or Zelda
Except anything Naughty Dog makes
>They have plenty of hardcore titles but you don't see Playstation characters get their own themepark at Universal
What does that has to do with anything? Are you grasping straws this early?
>Playstation barely even has an identity and that's my biggest pet peeve with the company.
So you have autism, good to know
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>>385372059
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>>385384734
he hasn't really shitposted in a Metroid thread since
as a matter of fact, he came in a Metroid Prime thread bragging its scans were far better than System Shock's audio logs.

basically he went back as a being that one retard shill with hot opinions instead of a attention whore shitposter.
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>Conflict of the film is one emoji changing expressions.
>Most of the whole fucking characters are constantly changing their expressions and personalities like the smug Patrick Stewart shit.
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Friendly reminder that it's confirmed via the email leaks that Sony has the rights to Mario film locked up. They also were trying to get the rights to a Pokemon and Super Smash Bros movie.
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>>385384908
wat
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>>385384905
>Except anything Naughty Dog makes

Naughty Dog is a fucking joke. What a shell of it's former self. Sure they still make decent games, but I miss the company that gave us Crash and Jak.

>What does that has to do with anything? Are you grasping straws this early?

My point is how many kids actually give a fuck about Nathan Drake.
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>>385384734
He tweets alone and sometimes makes Star Fox Zero threads but no longer replies
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>>385384908
>they brought back Jetsons for some shitty special months ago
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UZUB8gCFEM
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>>385377797
ITS ALL FUCKED, I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE
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>>385385023
>Sony is making the Sonic movie.
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>>385385023
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>>385384759
Nah I'm the same, in the past ten years I have had a total of two phones. I'm just saying, normalfags switch phones once a year.
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>>385384854
So basically nearly all their IPs, then.

>>385385101
>Naughty Dog is a fucking joke. What a shell of it's former self. Sure they still make decent games, but I miss the company that gave us Crash and Jak.
And yet they sell a fuck of a lot more and that's what matters.

>My point is how many kids actually give a fuck about Nathan Drake.
More than Mario, I'll tell you that much.
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>>385385135

Jetsons is also getting a live action adaption from the Sausage Party director.
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>>385385182
this man killed Iwata
how does this make you feel?
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>>385381278
>mfw Spiderman Homecoming was actually a good movie and didn't suffer from the Marvel Movie formula fatigue
It was actually one of the first true comic book movie since Spawn in my opinion. I'm so glad Spiderman didn't have to stop some interdimentuonal beast. He literally just stops a robbery, like he always does.
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>>385385182
Is it just me?
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>>385385148
I keep seeing these images expecting Barneyfag to show up, but he never does. Did he finally get range banned?
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>>385385315
>Jetsons is also getting a live action adaption from the Sausage Party director.
2 bucks they'll meme about the "robutt" and "thicc" sub-culture with Rosie
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>>385385486
I was thinking more the Hugh Mungus guy.
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>>385385101
>Naughty Dog is a fucking joke
Yet everything they touch turns into gold given their records in these past years
>My point is how many kids actually give a fuck about Nathan Drake.
How many fucking kids give a fuck about any Nintendo characters that isnt Mario or Link and Kirby maybe
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>>385385489
This picture is not pony related in any way.
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>>385371041
I'm glad these Kike movies are failing
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>>385385489
In case you hadn't noticed, Barneyfag posts the images himself.
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>>385385220
I have family members that are constantly under debts but they're always sporting 500$ or more phones around, and change them like twice per year.
Meanwhile I have a dumb little brick that's just about enough to emulate GB/GBA and browse the internet, albeit somewhat sluggishly sometimes, and I'm happy.
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>>385385521

Pikachu?
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>>385369873
The older you get the less and less of a fuck you give.
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>>385371041
I liked Sausage Party, it had some funny moments and was more intelligent than it looked from the trailers
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>>385384937
>bragging its scans were far better than System Shock's audio logs.
I never played System shock myself but Prime scans were god-tier
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>>385385650
No that was always bullshit and not autistic enough for him, he had a plug-in that let him see every new post and would scan them to see which ones were barneyfag posts.
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>>385385652
For me as long as it has internet I'm good. The only app I have ever downloaded is spotify as it seems to be the best app for music.
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>>385385182
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>>385385489
he searches fireden to see if people mention him, so he may come in a second
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>>385385938
he's hugging him pretty tight there
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>>385379063
what the fuck
that is NOT how you make references to things. You don't say the reference, then immediately point out where it fucking came from. That ruins the whole fucking joke/point of a reference.
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>>385370748
The difference between this and The Room is The Room wasn't trying to be self-aware. It was hoping to come across as dead-pan serious. This is trying the "self-aware idgaf xDDD" brand of comedy. You know, shit like a game character voicing his disdain for tutorials while in a tutorial, or like in Borderlands where everyone in the game hates claptrap but they use him every chance they get. It's the worst type of comedy period.
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>>385366852
>Emoji
I can't believe nobody has said this, but why do people still call those ""emojis""?
They're not even made out of letters anymore.
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>>385385023
Given how strict the old coots at Nintendo are, they would probably be breathing at the neck of everyone when they make those movies
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>>385366852

Stay jealous Xboners/Sonybros
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>>385372393
It's literally a joke from the film dumbass.
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>>385386249
N I N T E N D O
W O N
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>>385369521
I like how he acts in Silicon Valley
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>>385366852
Wasn't this the thing sony was betting its movie division on?
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>>385385618
But Sausage Party was a box office success.
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>>385385696
Pikachu is property of Game Freak
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>>385370223
What's the cat-bear thing?
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>>385370493
>inb4 reddit refferences everywhere
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>>385370223
This looks great
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>>385387176
Eugene the Jeep.
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>>385387017

and Creatures Inc and Nintendo. Game Freak can't just take Pikachu to Playstation mate.
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>>385387513
Because they have a contract. Game Freak and Creatures owns more Pokemon than Nintendo
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>>385386217

Don't be so sure. The Mario Brothers movie was a thing, and Legendary Pictures is making a Detective Pikachu film..
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>>385387768

They don't need much. They still have the franchise locked up.
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>>385387176
it was from the comics and the 40s and 50s cartoon
a magical dog called the jeep
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>>385385924
If there was such a magic plugin, wouldn't other people be using it to find the things they like?
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>>385373436
It probably was the 10 episode limit. After the first 3, as you said, the pacing goes full fucking throttle to try and fit every plot point in even if it means taking a dip in quality.
>>
https://github.com/pakastin/open-source-flash
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>>385379063
Does he manage to loop this back to video games somehow?
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>>385379645
That's the equivalent of the lego movie, seems like it should be trash but turns out really well, or at least that's the hope. I can dig Mario SRPG.
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>>385385023
>sony has the rights to a mario move
>sony owns the mother 1 & 2 soundtracks to the point where they can license it to other companies to use
>videos with the music for that new xenoblade game by nintendo got copyright strikes by sony of all people

but why
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>Emoji Movie is the equivalent of the Xbone library

makes u think
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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