ITT: Real life animals that look like video game enemies
>>385366627
>>385366627
what the fuck is that
>>385366790
What a fucking badass.
Considering most video game enemies are based on real life animals, I'm gonna go ahead and say all of them.
>>385366853
>385366853
a kind of trap door spider. Uses its thicc ass to clog the entrance to their burrows so they can hide. Other insects just end up jerking off outside then leaving
>>385366853
Spider that has mutated to mimick a doorknob, if you grab it it flips under and bites you on your wrist.
>>385366627
ayy am i seeing shit wrong or does that thing have 9 legs?
>>385366871
It's shopped you dingus
>>385367008
Fuck you!
>>385366627
>>385366991
seeing shit wrong
>>385367145
Never heard of a cat only park
>>385367098
CRAB BATTLE
>>385366627
>>385366983
jesus christ don't say things like that
>>385366853
cyclocosmia ricketti or something
>>385366971
>Alvina.jpg
>>385367509
AAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH
>>385367329
Are those bugs cool to have? They seem cool
>>385367540
"Fucking faggot. maybe if i ignore it it'll go away."
>>385367613
I wouldn't know, you'd have to ask his owner over in /ck/
>>385367670
That's a pretty cool beetle
>this fucking captcha I just got
>>385367616
>>385367670
>>385366752
That is so fucking cute. Though, isn't that much sugar bad for canines?
>>385367694
didn't he sit on his dog friend on accident and die because it got depressed?
CHOOSE
>>385367763
>furries in the captcha
This is truely hell we are living in.
/an/ reporting
>>385367680
>nigger
That's Hamada and he's not a nigger.
This little bastard
>>385367816
Poor african had to shoot to save himself
>>385367816
Wonder if a Planet of the Apes game would be good or not.
I can imagine how godlike its competitive multiplayer would be though.
>>385367816
This is how the planet of the apes started.
>>385367540
What the hell is wrong with that bird? Why would it harass a hawk like that?
>>385367816
How was the recent movie anyways
>>385367509
>>385367591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzcjvX8mGsQ
>>385367893
>some people seriously think spiders/arachnids are not aliens
>>385367816
>ape
you mean apes, plural
>>385367893
Holy fuck this make nauseus
>>385367829
>Vincent Barks
>>385367792
It's unrefined sugar, if they ate a bag a watermelon candy, yeah bad for em, that watermelon is mostly water.
>>385367986
Hawks often eat eggs and babies from other birds' nests so parent birds are hyper aggressive against them to get to them to fuck off
>>385368023
>>385368030
Isn't it precious
>>385367829
>Koromaru in Catherine.jpg
>>385367670
reminds me of majora's mask
>>385367693
WOW GOOD JOB FUCKHEAD
>>385367893
What the fuck is that?
>>385368057
Wait why was there a squid in a clam
>>385368030
>>385368057
>expecting it to clamp down on his finger
>nope its a fucking tiny octopus!
>>385368071
I thought it was lbood till I opened it
>>385368090
reminds me of the penance in runescape
>>385367846
I get why people like snake girls
These creatures could probably make good jrpg villains.
>>385368186
Don't fucking reply to me with this shit
>>385367613
Faggot going to school for Entomology here. Stag and Rhino beetles are the coolest motherfuckers you could own.
They eat things you could find outside (sap, very small insects like mites, etc), have very little cleanup, and are super cheap to manage.
>>385368262
>>385368146
A qt spider waifu
Look, she's nervous to see you anon
>>385368090
>>385367893
this better not be real
>>385368057
>that angry flail at the end
Fuck gets me every time
>>385368145
I never said that gorillas are niggers, I said that niggers are apes
>>385368090
Oh a bad boy. Slick pompadour.
>>385368234
these things look like fucking ornate crowns. holy shit
>>385368262
mantidflies a cute!
>>385368403
Radiolarians. Microscopic organisms.
>>385367329
>Drop knive
>Get head cracked in 2
>>385368210
>>385368145
Black man here
Don't bring racism to this thread please. This is a comfy /an/ thread
>>385367680
浜田OUT
>>385368484
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>385367137
A horse eating a dog eating a cat eating a rooster.
>>385368310
Hey there jimbo, looks like your getting sent to the spider realm.
welcome mc... yes, yes its been me behind it all along. I've orchestrated all the events to lead to this.
what are you going to do with that huh? we both no you don't have what it takes to pull the trigger.
>>385368071
Why are pitbulls so cute?
Don't look up
>>385368484
>Houndoom
>>385368496
fuck off to reddit you comfytard
>>385368320
Its a leaf spider
>>385368496
>dont be racist! dont turn this into racism!
>im black lol
>>385367509
>>385367591
Already a boss
>>385367959
No shit sherlock, this is the trailer of the reboot
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM
>>385368540
A dog with a skellington dye job.
>>385368565
>doesn't start with an old lady
>>385368446
WARNING DO NOT OPEN
jesus christ wtf was that.. I never needed to see that. I hope the poor guy was dead quick.
>>385367321
>it's literally a seahorse with shit glued on
b-but pokemon design aren't getting worse
>>385367763
use fucking legacy captcha you absolute retard
>>385367891
Magical kitty doing some summonings
Boo
>>385368708
They're scavengers, dopey. Seal was already dead.
>>385368446
thats fucking gruesome
>>385368234
looks like some angels from NGE
>>385368703
It's based on a specific tale.
>>385368823
Nature is a bitch
>>385368490
LEAFS BTFO
THIS THREAD BELONGS TO THE SPIDERS NOW. HUMANS STAY AWAY.
>>385368793
dude penguins are fucking werid, ive never thought about it before
theyre so DENSE
like a mammal, birds should be small and light
what the fuck are those things
like real life pokemon
Making the mother of all omelets here Jack.
>>385368468
that shit is cool as hell
Too slow!
>>385368364
>Well Tomatoa hasn't always been this glam...
They're near immortal too
>>385367792
It's a fucking wolf, it'll be okay.
>>385368702
Oh ok.
>>385368862
in New Orleans i saw a guy a couple of times who had a pet dog and his pet cat would stand on top of it and then his pet mouse would stand on the cat and people would give him money
i wonder how many mice it took
>>385368895
>>385367843
Siege is the obvious answer.
>>385368938
more like retardigrade haha
>>385368893
>Surviving arctic cold while being small and light
Good luck with that.
>>385368815
>cobalt blue
nope nope nope
>>385368468
middle right makes an awesome helm
>>385368279
They must fucking hurt if they bite you though, right?
>>385368906
always wondered what he was watching
This isn't even my final form
>>385368615
WOO WOO WOO!
>>385368169
Octopus' are some of the smartest creatures on the planet.
They are also one of the only ones who teach each other things. Theres a fuck ton of them in Hawaii that carry around Coconut shells for armor now.
They know how to open jars and locks. Hilarious part about the second one, they are notoriously hard to keep locked up and frequently flee their cages to go eat other fish, then return to their cage and relock it. They also love to fuck up their own cages and break the pipes and machines
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=96476905
>>385368468
>when you evolve to become an awesome crown
>>385368057
Surprise motherfucker.
>>385368910
Hes fast!
I've wanted to own one of these for a while now.
>>385368732
>>385367321
You can take inspiration and still not overdesign something
>>385369040
no, i understand why, im just saying that penguins are weird fucking animals
they shouldnt be birds, they should be like weird little ewok things
>>385368910
holy shit, the entire world must be in slow motion to them
>>385368986
are those teeth. on its TONGUE?
>>385369071
whoa thats p cool
>>385368057
>why I oughta, why I oughta
>>385367843
>He doesn't main Monkybizness
>>385369051
>>385369114
Are they smarter than dolphins
>>385368057
assholes ripped his house in half, i'd be pissed too
>>385368468
Bottom right evolved into the helm of a samurai warrior.
>>385368027
Actually Homo sapiens is an ape, so...
>>385368815
Pretty colors. Looks like when you start finding Phase Spiders in a game and they are just a color swap of the Giant Spiders you where fighting earlier.
>>385367063
Looking cool joka! Waaarkkk
>>385368005
Watched it yesterday. It was pretty good and recommend it. Caesar is based Ape Moses
>>385368592
I hate spiders but that's cool
>>385368234
the fuck are those?
>>385368592
>advanced versions of basic enemies
>>385368887
>implying anyone enjoys those fuckers
>>385369216
Fuck the ocean.
>>385369216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDsoOQNZRCY
>>385369282
>Tfw no tiger bf to hold you tight
>>385366971
>>385369216
GLOMP
>>385369356
filename
>>385368446
>these aren't my glasses!
>>385369071
Isn't there one where an owl builds a nest out of dead squirrels or some shit?
>>385369221
nah
dolphins are pretty amazing honestly
they have hunting formations and they synchronize to form waves the crash shockwaves into schools of fish . They also play ball with pieces of seaweed that the pass back and forth. They also rape humans and deposit their bodies in underground caves.
Just incredible
>>385368906
What is the sauce of this gif?
>>385369282
Tigers >>>> everything else
>>385369060
their pincers are more meant to fight other beetles in the same species. it's strong, but not, say, crab strong or something.
also, be aware that most of them only live a year or two.
sup
>>385369251
Moment I saw it was getting bigger I stopped the gif. But I'm going to guess a bunch of baby spiders come out of it.
>>385369427
Carrying it back into the water sounds kind of dangerous, was it okay afterwards
>>385368887
WHAT'D YOU SAY LIL FAGGOT?
>>385367893
half_life_3_headcrab_concept_art.jpg
>>385369459
They even have names for themselves, they whistle them.
>>385369459
>They also rape humans and deposit their bodies in underground caves
gg
>>385369065
>>385369462
he's watching australias got talent
the meme is called magikarp guy or something
this thread is charmin soft
time for some actual scary bosses
>>385369549
>dude, let me in. I'm a fairy. Don't you believe in fairies?
>the enemy was inside you all along
>>385367816
>no fps in africa
The way these guys are dressed as just makes it fitting.
>>385368234
Devil Survivor 2 reminds me of them.
>>385369114
>they are also one of the only ones who teach each other things
I hope by 'ones' you mean invertebrates. The majority of mammals are taught by their parents in one way or another.
>>385369608
Why would you let your kid ride an alligator?
>>385369549
u aint shit
>>385368592
>Being sent to spider Yahar'gul
someone post ‘iguana encounters first arena boss’ or whatever it's called, I'm a filthy phone poster and it's too tedious for me to do
>>385367591
From the splatoon thread
>>385369684
>the thing has fucking headlights
>>385369684
lets ignore the deep ocean forever and focus on the stars
seriously, fuck whatever is inside. nope
>>385369684
I thought no one has caught an image, let alone a video, of a live giant squid
>>385369684
is this real?
>>385368986
Fuck geese.
>>385369527
nope, it's just shedding it's skin
>>385368005
pretty good, i recommend watching it.
>>385367329
Is this a jojo reference?
>>385367846
It all makes sense now.
Monster girls, I mean
>>385367213
Is he trying to exterminate the Irish?
>>385369457
>Assimilate
>>385369683
Because you have spare kids
>>385369727
adorable but alien
>>385369805
>>385369727
Octos are cute! CUTE!
>when you're coming up towards the boss arena
>>385369727
Thaat's a male squid as far as I can tell
>>385368732
There's a pokemon that's exactly that
>>385369636
>polar bears will become extinct during your lifetime
>someone else knew that dodos were going to go extinct during their lifetime and they did
>in the future some other animal everyone loves is going to become endangered and then extinct
>>385366947
>>385366983
So it's a real-life Mimic?
>>385369727
Why does it have anime eyes
>>385369335
>>385369832
>that autistic monkey who lived alone
>>385368754
I how do that?
>>385367098
AHHH KOS OR SOME SAY KOSM
>>385369852
>>385368262
All harvest men are completely harmless so don't worry.
>>385369727
Uguu
>>385369953
>Duuuuuuude, can I borrow your homework?
>>385369951
METAL
>>385368364
Always wanted to try a coconut crab
>>385367145
That's speciest.
>>385366983
Fuck you
>>385369796
>not wanting to unearth an ancient mollusk civilisation
>not awakening an unholy abomination cause madness
>not finding some freaky bacterium which mutates people into mindless beasts
>>385369727
>S-senpai, if you do this, my ink w-will...! Uguu!
>>385368938
*kssssh* Good day earth clan.
>call of duty 3.jpg
Dobson flies
I'm a professional bug murderer, one of my customer's has a house constantly covered in these things. They're mean as shit and the females can break skin.
>>385369965
>Oh.....oh no OH NO
>>385370034
>>385369930
I feel you man
fucking first world
>>385370034
>/v/ the videogame
fucking animals
>>385370124
Oh look, they're playing!
>>385369958
Doorknob anon was lying. Would be sick as fuck though.
*paths through your block*
>>385370034
BAD TOUCH
>>385370123
how do I get that job lad
>Enemy has achieved perfection.
>>385369605
Dolphins are fucking monsters. Chimps are monsters. Intelligence, at a point, just breeds viciousness and cruelty.
Single celled organism master race, eat and mitosis all day
>>385370124
>>385370124
>>385370172
>>385370034
more like
>/v/ shaking a girls hand
>>385369951
"I saw a mudcrab the otherday..."
>>385369335
do i have to watch the others
>That breed of octopi where beta males disguise themselves as traps to sneak underneath alpha males and fuck their mates while he's thinking that he bagged two girls.
>>385370123
>Dobson flies
Does it inflate you when it bites you?
>>385370123
OH FUCK
that what those pieces of shit are
when i was like 7 i saw one of these and it freaked me the fuck out, nasty piece of garbage
>>385370236
I'll raise you one gator
>>385369151
a hungry caterpillar?
>>385370034
>the guy runs the fuck away and starts spinning in circles
completely lost it
>>385369669
Just developed a new phobia
>>385368638
A.FUCKING.LEAF
>>385370124
Wasnt that the 1 lunatic 1 ice pick dude?
>>385370289
It's recommended. The trilogy is the trials and tribulations of Caesar
>>385367957
>>385370319
bullshit
>>385370124
>>385370034
>*unzips dick*
>>385369552that's not an eagle
>>385370383
Was Caesar the monkey that liked humans or hated humans?
>>385370123
>>385369683
I dunno why you'd let your kid do that but when my mom lived in Africa (forgot where but it was a french colony at the time) she rode an alligator
It was fed like 4 or 5 chicken before and was just lazing around on the shore
The locals said that it was safe and they often did that
I wouldn't trust something that could shred me in a second just because he was fed before
>>385370196
>>>/pol/
>>385370387
its true
>>385370305
For what purpose?
Why can this snek glide?
>>385369527
Nah just a molting spider
>>385367843
gecko pecko all the way
>>385370319
Those are cuttlefishes IIRC
>>385370124
>>385370439
He was raised by them and wanted to be at peace with them but that's just not how it worked out.
>>385367957
honestly ik im supposed to be scared but it just looks so damn goofy
>>385370236
>>385370325
Moths and butterflies are the true best creatures
>>385370152
>AYO SHELL BOI HOW DAT MAKE U FEEL
>>385368938
reddit, the animal.
>>385369669
>the enemy was inside you all along
>>385369071
That's metal as fuck.
>>385370325
sassy as fuck
>>385370501
it wasnt reaching it's scare quota
owo
>>385369595
Don't parrots do that too?
>>385370537
Was he the one James Franco personally raised? Which one was the one that murdered the other monkey and blamed the humans in 2?
>>385370152
>What it feels like to fuck a fat chick
>>385369630
sauce
>>385370049
shoop of bullfrog
>>385370168
niggers and shitskins have whipped out more species than you can count
>>385369727
>>385370627
>what's this?
>>385368565
haha what about that tuba?
>>385369427
Holy shit.
Those are two animals you do not want to fuck with, but I never thought they'd fuck with each other.
>>385370640
Koba. Koba started the war with humans in 2.
Dinosaurs never went extinct
>>385368895
God damn why are kangaroos so ripped? This guy looks like he is about to burst out of his own skin.
>>385368446
What are those birds?
>>385368435
wtf? all I can see is a wasp getting fucked by a praying mantis and this shit comes out
>>385370051
so is that whale and the video upside down or is there a reason two different waters would be separate?
>>385368592
WEB SPIDER
>>385370674
that's a horse idiot
>>385370265
Is this real?
>>385369282
I have been blasted with piss by tigers several times in my life.I don't hate it.
>>385369674
>no fps in africa
Far Cry 2
>>385368615
>Resident Evil 6
>>385369527
it was just molting
>>385370240
How have they survived this long they can't even see where they're going
>>385367613
Beetles fucking rule
>>385370719
>jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
Shoebill best girl.
>>385370716
What happened to Caesar? I remember the one you said and the chill comic reading orangutan but not Caesar. Is orangutan bro in 3?
>enemies shoot your corpse after killing you
Just imagine if this wasp was genetically spliced with some aggressive predator and made into a giant flying enemy
>>385370719
>>385369684
Metroid Prime
>>385367540
>>385370674
its eating the horse
>>385370786
brutal
>>385370786
STOP
>>385367598
Honeybadger dont care. Bears do though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
>>385367540
KILL ME. KILL ME FAGGOT. DO IT.
>>385369963
so they don't get eaten by asian man
>>385367356
barked
>>385369815
no its a guy in a suit
>>385370751
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brine_pool
*blocks your path*
>>385368090
LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HEADCRAB
>>385370690
does anyone have this without the text?
>>385369427
I love how it's walking back
>>385370853
Cute!
>>385370719
Watching these niggers move is actually intimidating. They look pure evil
>>385370959
A shoggoth
>>385369727
>other octopus probably think this guy ugly
>>385368649
redwall.jpg
>>385370835
>Boss has unique extended death animation when it hits you with a specific move
>>385370732
Roger is a god.
>>385369375
My thoughts exactly
>>385369282
That is the face of death
>>385368279
What about Hercules beetles? Also can they live together
>>385370236
A nice picture until you realise that one butterfly is drinking the turtle's eye fluids.
>>385369485
>>385369282
>has an innate skill that uses sound to paralyze you
I hope these fuckers get nerfed in the next version
>>385368446
Not pictured: Ken Lubin recovering in the background
>>385370786
>>385370821
I wont spoil but Maurice is still there.
On a related not a reminder that Orangutans will be the first ape species to rebel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFACrIx5SZ0
some moths are cool
>>385371043
>>385370821
Cesar is the one with human clothes raised by Franco in the 1, and the Ape Guevara that wants his pals to be in peace with humans
the orangutan bro is Maurice, and he is a main character in the movie, so is Rocket (the total bro who was the alpha of zoo clan
>>385370719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4qiM8fn-qw
>>385369534
Jaguar kills its prey by piercing its skull with its strong teeth and destroying the brain.
>>385367213
GATO PAPA
raccoons are also cool
>>385370786
Those eyes are fucking terrifying.
>>385369727
>gimme a hug man
>>385369548
>I told Jimmy to take all the movement speed perks and he actually did it!
>The absolute madman!
>>385370809
Every girl was best.
>>385366627
Extinct, but it would seem to be kind of scary if an army of Mega Penguins surrounded you
>>385370690
>>385369519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27p1TBLhjDI
>>385371181
All moths are cool
>>385370863
those things are grinded by chinese enough irl
>>385371236
why are those so creepy?
>>385371279
This is an unhinged insect
>>385369996
fuck that
>>385369684
Holy fuck that's cool
>>385367843
black menace is a know convict.
>>385369427
Looks like a juvenile gator, no way an adult would fall that easy
>>385368195
thatsthejoke.jpg
why would anyone feed a giant python a puppy
the hair cant be good for the snakes tummy even
>>385370838
Shit looks like an animitronic from Disney land
>>385368484
SPOOKODOGGO
>>385371348
>5'10"
>>385369151
>Wanting to own an alien creature that can punch at 100mph, create tiny explosions underwater and perceive more than 10 times the amount of colors that we can see, and probably other dimensions
Shiggy diggy
>>385367843
monky bizness
>>385367846
Snake Pass CHAMPION
>>385371150
It's wiping away the tears of its good friend
>>385371356
Are fish like that actually affectionate? Besides dont moray eels pack quite a painful bite?
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
>>385370838
>>385369683
alligators' have min/maxed jaw muscles, they can chomp really hard but you can keep their mouth shut with one hand
the same's not true for crocs though
>>385367931
There are zero records of an Orca attacking a human in nature
They just don't do it
>>385371375
Maybe the sound they make with their beak?
The Japanese seem to think they're cute judging by all the ”かわいい〜” you hear in that video.
>>385369953
>School of Mensis at 99 insight
>>385369930
>>someone else knew that dodos were going to go extinct during their lifetime and they did
I bet the leafs predecessors were responsible. I bet they're doing something to kill polar bears.
Just for fun they're clubbing (baby)seals to death.
Truly, the worst people on earth.
>>385371348
>British man
I almost posted a monroe webm by mistake
>>385371175
The bugs didn't really bother me until you posted this. That stuff hit me when I wasn't jaded.
>>385367616
really made me think
*blocks your path*
>>385371527
>top gecko
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BUGGED BOWL PHYSICS
>>385368446
>>385369727
>>385369963
>>385370667
Don't fall for it.
Octos are very intelligent, it's a trap
>>385368470
>have a headache the other day and put an advil gel cap on my desk for later
>forget all about it
>looking at this thread with all these creepy crawlies
>bump the desk
>the gel cap rolls towards me and I just see small fast movement in my peripherals
>get super spooked and smash my fist down with the fury of 1000 suns to destroy what ever menace is coming for me
>now I just have a big mess here
>my dogs face when
>>385370237
Have you never heard of bug exterminators?
>>385367356
WOOFED
O
O
F
E
D
How can cat bois even compete?
>>385369549
It's in Hollow Knight.
they look so fluffy
>>385368302
I'd like to see one of those things try to kill an african bullfrog
show that little nigger who's dinner
>area boss is just a bigger mook
>>385371035
Their kidney's or livers or something must produce natural steroids. That thing is pumped up all to hell and back.
>>385370308
Wtf world of warcraft is real where these mofucking owlbears at h9mie
>>385367670
>ONWARDS COMRADE BEETLE
>>385371729
Ayy lmao
>>385371801
I like it how when you smack a Moth the scales on their wings come off like dust, ohh that red mist
>>385371721
>trap octopus
>>385368470
>there's no one holding the tip of the knife just out of frame for safety reasons
>>385371348
aren't those from at the mountains of madness
>>385371629
so what now you're not gonna post it? wth anon
Since you mentioned it you pretty much owe us, just take your ding dong banu and post it.
>>385369282
What a pretty kitty. Do you think it knows that it's a pretty kitty?
>>385370387
It's true but i dont think it was octopi, i think it was a fish species
>>385371868
I thought that kills them
>>385371523
that eel could easily bite to the bone and tear his fingers off if it didnt like being handled
>>385371801
*enemy tunnels away when it sees you*
>>385369389
jesus fucking christ
this is where nightmares comes from
find me an uglier mug in nature I dare you
>>385371908
fine
>>385371880
It's just the beetle holding the knife in the shadow though
>>385371878
Disgusting.
>>385367843
Siege is SO obvious. Top tier defence, incredible offense, it's like, why else would you ever pick some other loser?
>>385366983
Yeah I saw on the BBC news
>>385370927
Holy Mary mother of Jesus, what in the seventh circle of Hell is the name of that demonic entity clasping that poor lobster?
Day three of posting. The humans suspect nothing.
>>385368210
Water fowl are dicks. When I was a kid, I tripped on the stairs into my house and was hanging on the door. Immediately the ducks we owned began to run over to attack me
>>385371348
>British man
>5'10"
>British "man"
>>385372009
What a nasty perverted dog
>>385370489
How did octosamus learn how to Morphball
>>385367670
best buds for life
>>385369519
cringed so fucking hard holy shit
>>385371805
>>385368057
>THE FUCK YOU DO TO MY HOUSE ASSHOLES
>>385367670
this just reminds me how shittily designed the Yooka-Laylee duo is
>>385371908
pls dont post it anon
>>385370387
>>385371878
I wasn't talking about that kind of trap but do not underestimate octos.
They're intelligent and cunning fuckers.
Keep one as a pet and it will try to destroy not your stuff but your relationships.
Then it will break your stuff so you having nothing left and you will kill yourself. Then it will have sex with your corpse and eat the rest
>>385371428
Watch Planet Earth, nigger.
There are big cats that hunt gators exclusively.
>>385370674
its based off the story of the musics of bremen you dip
>>385369908
Even the Animals in australia are brawling shitposts. What a place.
>>385371582
I think they're cute.
>>385371805
>a mook with a one shot attack, the best defense against which is to simply kill it before it uses the attack
>boss has too much health to kill that quickly
>>385370837
Calm down there,. Dr. Borous
>>385370932
>>385371762
Other way around m8, that's an alpha cat with his bitches.
>>385370305
>>385372197
what the hell
did they just copy and paste a kangaroo head onto a hamster body
>>385367829
>Va-11 Hall-a
>>385369519
>>385372227
Of course fucking geese are the only animals that the capybara can't befriend. Fucking hate geese.
>>385372197
Bestow your wisdom upon me great sage
>>385369887
What kind of animal do this? It's metal as fuck.
>>385371238
Wouldn't it need like 6 inch thick teeth?
>>385372304
yeah, friggin lazy ass Godd Howard
>>385372167
>crystal_lavos.jpg
>>385372361
>ShrikeBird.webm
i'm gonna thump you m8
>>385367893
My OC spidersona, do not steal.
>>385372227
>Geese is an asshole to Comfy: the animal
They truly are irredeemable
>>385372347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk&t=17s
>>385372362
>>385372260
>they even sound like giant guinea pigs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhevmsJdjCk
>>385371582
What's up with those gattling gun beaks anyway
>>385372387
>>385372362
i dont think any skill is 6 inches thick bud...
>>385370863
>ArmoredKantus.jpg
>>385371375
They look like fucking dinosaurs
>>385369598
>literally REEEEEEEEEEEEEs
Incredible.
>>385367957
Give it guns
>>385368114
Who are these Cuties?
>>385372482
They use it to scare off American veterans.
>>385372536
It's face belongs on a larger dog t b h
>image limit reached
Fucking bullshit
>>385372656
Welcome to my domain, human
>>385370941
I don't think that's a brine pool. Unless Brine pools reflect light super fucking well.
What a good thread. Thank you for all of the (You)s.
>>385369908
>chokes him out
Holy shit
>>385372050
Mark, and it's a crab
>>385372656
What the fuck is that thing?
>>385370786
THIS THREAD IS AMAZING BUT OH MY GOD
>>385372753
Welcome to straya, m8
>>385372795
Bigfin squid
>>385372347
>>385372227
>>385372450
I'm not even surprised
>>385372197
May your journey be overflowing with curses and blessings, bun.
>>385372197
This bunny has all the answers.
>>385372613
HO LY SHIT, JAY
>>385370060
You could probably find that last one in the space
>>385366983
>>385372004
Looks like some kind of real life medieval demon drawing
>>385372004
Post a selfie ;-)
Time to stop playing!
>>385370543
>ik im supposed to be scared
You aren't. They have no venom, those grabbers aren't very strong, and they rarely bite.
>>385372483
Isn't that a duck?
>>385372004
leopard seal?
>>385372656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOyBSKNQj2w
i hate the ocean
>>385371481
Fucking Gamefreak pandering to waifufags again
Why does this bird have flirty eyelashes? What evolutionary advantage is that for a bird?
>>385372173
That pickle is awfully miffed
>>385373030
That's a Canadian goose
>>385372795
Our overlords. Shit, do you have like 10 insight or what?
>>385368697
this is some NGE shit
>>385372964
wat tha fuck
WHAT the fuck
what the fuck
wat the fuck
the fuck
fuck
oh fuck
what the fuck is that thing?
>>385368649
Squirell.jpg
>>385372424
I'm a dumb phone poster so i don't see webm filenames.
>>385373117
Does it apologize after attacking you?
>>385372976
Yeah but you'd have to deal with the need for a crash landing
>>385373269
No, they're fucking hellspawns
>>385373117
I mean the supreme champion.
>>385373071
Long eyelashes help attract the dirt that would otherwise fall into your eyes.
Not as effective as the camel's translucent second pair of eyelids, but still.
>>385373269
You apologize to it.
>>385373269
No. They're the bird version of niggers.
Anyone have a webm of that lizard running from the snakes?
>>385372227
>Canadian joins a thread
>>385373213
That is a f- THAT'S A TUNA, BRO
>>385372964
>>385373213
IT'S A BABY FUCKIN WHEEL MAN
>>385371407
DAMAGED
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>>385373269
If it fails to scare/kill you, yes
>>385371523
They think humans are cleaner fish because of their horrible eyesight, plus they're just not very aggressive
>>385372631
fucking tryhards man, killing all the fun
>>385370751
>>385370941
>>385372732
Pay attention to the air bubbles. You can solve this. I believe in you guys.
>>385373353
We reached the limit you fucker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM
>>385371523
Any animal capable of registering pleasant touch that doesn't feel threatened will behave like that. There are some fish that if they aren't afraid or skittish or anything then they actually like to be pet. My coworker has a koi pond and lives in an area where there are no animals that might pester the fish in the pond, and they've taken to coming up to the surface and sometimes sticking their heads out when they see someone walk by and allow you to pet them.
I've also been to Seaworld and they have an exhibit where you can pet the stingrays. When I was younger they'd just swim in laps and wait for food, but after the generations have passed now they actually come up to the edge and will stick around for a while if you pet them nicely.
>>385372009
wtf I hate monroe now?
>>385373481
I already figured it out, which is why I said it's probably not a brine pool.
>>385373037
elephant
new bread?
>>385372227
Fucking swans. The queen needs to have a word.
>>385371215
>enemy has a 50% chance of stealing all the gold you carry
>>385371823
Kangaroos flex to impress females, they're the chads of nature.
God I lovenot living inAustrailia
>>385368895
*Kangaroo Jack
>>385372209
pls don't keep them as pets, they get depressed.
>>385372631
>stop enjoying things I don't like
Truly /v/
>>385370627>yfw it opens its mouth and tentacles drag you in
>>385373902
That's why it wants to destroy you
>>385372209
Man, I just wanted to fuck it.
>>385368565
that was a fun little game
>>385370231
i want a photoshop of this birb as MGR raiden. that birb looks like it ZENDATSU'd it's way out.
>>385369963
So they're cute enough for humans to want them alive.
>>385373902
One time this pet octopus in my friend's lab died, so we ate it with some ramen. It was delicious.
>>385372227
Punch a goose at the base of the neck if he's nipping at you and he'll fuck off and tell his friends not to mess with you.
I grew up in a trailer park by a lake and these niggers were everywhere, we were goose punching savants by the time we moved away, geese would drop shiny things in our yards early in the morning to try to appease us so we would stop punching them
we did not.
>>385370954
there is no path. there is no path anymore
>>385372526
Yeah but skull+armor+cartilage+(a fuckload of)muscle
new bread
>>385373838
>>385369930
A lot of animals you know are going to go extinct either in your life or you children's. We're actually in the midst of the 6th extinction.
>>385369151
>wanting a pet that can create temperatures hotter than the sun with its punches
pkool idea
>>385370719
>>385370986
>>385371236
Are they flightless?
>>385374160
I'd have a beer with you, goose-puncher
>>385374314
No.
>>385372197
>Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun.
>The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father!
>If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
>>385370719
>some gay looking big bird
>''durr its a dinosaur''
Because dinosaurs had fucking beaks
>>385367509
Never seen an anteater before
>>385371215
Leave alone this vendor of fruits
>>385370838
I thought petting birds on the head makes them think you're going to mate with them?
>>385374390
You can't prove they didn't
>>385374314
They can fly. Fucking majestic, too.
>>385369976
settings>Quotes and Replying>Legacy Captcha
>>385374442
Yes, and?