European Speedrunner Assembly
stream 2 edition
NOW: Dark Souls
NEXT: Dark Souls 2
LATER: Resident Evil 7: Biohazard with belly girl
STREAM 2: Super Mario Galaxy 120 Star
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule: http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1: https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed)
Stream 2: https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed)
WATERMELON STREAM: https://www.twitch
.tv/esagame (embed)
CHRIS M + BURGER
WHAT A JOY
ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR OUR BIG BOY
>>385356458
thanks for making this thread quickly so we don't get 2 again
>Mario stream is actually fun
Top 10 speedrun betrayals
Reminder that stream 2 is currently the best with the most fun
Are they doing 2 players 1 controller Mega Man with the watermelons now?
>$100 to "scan the QR code" which turned out to not be one
>$100 to feed runner while blindfolded
>One just added to get runner to play left-handed & cross armed
What will the madmen do next?
>>385356458
i switched to stream 2, it's pretty meh. not as boring as das, but not as good as the shills make it out to be
>>385356634
Someone's dick is gonna be out by the end of it.
>>385356548
It's been pretty chill the entire time. Unfortunately autists feel the need to argue about which stream is better and we can't just relax and enjoy it
Bully Free Zone!
>>385356667
Hopefully white shirt guy's.
>>385356653
you've been bamboozled
>>385356548
More like top 10 speedrun twists
They turn a boring 6 hour galaxy run into something watchable
>>385356709
Hopefullymine.
>>385356653
>shills
Please just fucking stop
STOP SHILLING THE MARIO RUN ALREADY
Stream 2 has calmed down now, I feel like it's not going to reach the heights of insanity it's been at for the past hour or so
Although if they go with this banana thing...
>>385356765
i call 'em as i see 'em, shill :)
>>385356706
I'm gonna bully the shit out of you.
>>385356634
Banana eating incentive
I wish a girl would eat it
>>385356765
Is asking was what it took /v/ would have no shills at all.
>>385356706
Incentive to simulate fellatio with a banana coming up.
BANANA OR MEAT
CHRIS DONT CARE
NOW OPEN WIDE
SHOVE IT IN THERE
>"Stream 2 is so funny and based haha xD"
>"So how's the actual you know...speedrun?"
>"What do you mean, do they actually play a game?"
Do people here even want to watch speedruns, Why watch this event if all you want to see if people fooling around?
who here /animemarathon/ ?
>>385356973
So this is what autism means
>>385356973
god forbid people have some fun during a marathon event for charity
>>385356458
They peaked with Summer Car.
>>385356973
Well, the actual "speedrun" part of the Dark Souls run has been boring choking, and the watermelons are still just strange.
>>385356976
>streaming anime
>>385356976
but I've seen those already, anon
I don't know how people can play Mario Galaxy. The camera gives me a headache
>>385356973
if they were good games, sure
but there are no good games playing right now
>>385356973
Fuck off ProtoMagicalDude
>>385356976
>streaming dubbed anime
>>385356973
Artificial friends having viewers' fun for them is an actual market nowadays.
>>385356976
>Watching seasonal reddit animes
I bet they're dubbed also.
twitch tv/twitchpresents
>>385356973
I want to mating press Ayane..
Oh.. and well, fun's different for everyone. I wish all runs would be about the speedrun but with either good commentary, funny commentary and shenanigans and shit.
>>385356976
Have you seen the schedule? It's pure shite
>>385357098
It's dubbed? Fuck dammit.
Why are Brit commentators so good?
>>385356973
Think of any of the big memorable things from speedrun marathons, are any of them actually related to the games or are they all the people running the games showing their autism
>>385357098
>dubbed
Please no, I'm going to drop it immediately.Although dubbed Reigen is 10/10
>>385356976
>>385357079
I don't know how anyone can play any game on the wii with the wiimote and nunchuck.
what a shit system
>>385356976
most likely dubbed
>people just having fun all around in various streams
I'm going to ESA next year
>>385357151
watching Saga of tanya the evil with twitch chat should be pretty fun i guess.
>>385356976
>it's doing even worse than the power rangers stream did
>>385357412
Consider suicide.
At least he didn't choke on Gwyn
What's the name of the guy with the laptop in stream 2?
Noobest did still a funnier run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEFrs-m2PE
>>385357510
Fuzzyness? Why?
>>385357412
>Wanting to interact with twitch chat
>Wanting to interact with weebs on twitch
>>385357510
Fuzzy or something. He hosted the SM64 run too.
>>385357393
You are too late, it's coming.
>amazing arthouse stuff like mob psycho
>mob psycho
>arthouse
>people are watching this shit.
>line up is great
>>385357568
>having fun
>>385357562
Thanks, thought I'd seen him before but didn't recognize him.
>>385357629
get ur own thread
>>385357459
That was at least kinda cool. This is just streaming random shit aniMAY.
So lewd...
>>385357607
nooooooooooooooooooo
>>385357459
Power rangers marathon was the shit, but interacting with underage people watching seasonal anime shit will never be fun.
>>385357629
>mary left giant bomb for this
>tfw no qt persian gf
>ironic weebs on twitch anime stream
LMAO chat is furious
What happened to Santzo
>just missed Dark Souls
>up next "Dark Souls" 2
https://twitter.com/MizterConfuzing/status/890359218179641345
>>385357629
>Asian guy trying to be stylish
>uncomfortable bearded white guy with glasses
>chubby Asian girl
>the ugly one
It's like hosts-by-color
>>385357629
>line up is great
>>385357843
These hosts are saying some shit
Every irl thing even tangentially related to anime and manga makes me hate the medium
It's disgustingbut i enjoy watching it myself
how long until a /v/irgin poster thinks Maral is into Eidgod
>>385356976
w-where?
I'd watch a twitch watches pokemon stream desu
Reminder DaS2 fans are the horsefuckers of videogames.
>a good introduction
>all modern garbage
>>385357629
I want to impregnate Mary Kish
>>385357629
>ironic nerd crew debating how whacky japan is
>shit lineup barely above normiecore trash
>dubs
>>385357076
I want to watch the Kobayashi stream just so I can see everyone spam THICC everytime Kanna is on screen
>>385357994
>dark souls fans think the games are actually that different
fuck DaS/BB fans
>>385357629
>Proud weeaboo
>>385357227
>>385357250
>>385357098
>>385357138
>"Starting July 27th at 3:00pm PT, entire seasons of popular shows like Mob Psycho 100, Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid and Yuri!!! On ICE will be shown in their subbed form on TwitchPresents."
from a twitch email
even though it'll probably be shit, at the very least they included hibike eupho in their schedule
>>385357931
>WOOOOOOOW I'M PRESSING MELONS
>>385357994
Dark Souls 2 fans are the Dark Souls of Dark Souls fans
>>385357991
https://www.twitchDOTtv/twitchpresents
What's with this shitty anime posting here?
>/v/ actually watch dubbed anime on twitch
This is a new low
>>385358025
It's going to be the dub so there are going to be some sjw lines.
>>385358038
You didn't even play DeS, buddy. What do you know.
>>385356976
I have no desire to watch any anime on that schedule and even if I did, watching it with twitch chat would only lessen my viewing experience
>>385354364
>>385354364
DaS2 too very SOON
>>385358139
>/a/nons advertising it
Not sure which is worse
>>385358150
>its going to be dub
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
>>385358204
sorry i grew up with a PC, asshole
>>385357931
Replace the ugly one with the loud black guy who keeps talking like a nu-metal vocalist from the early 2000s, then it'll be perfect
>>385357968
I feel the same way, I totally refuse to talk or interact with other anime communities or talk anime to most people. Most "anime fans" are obnoxious with retarded shit taste, /a/ included.
But I do watch anime a lot myself.
>>385358101
>Dark Souls 2 fans are the Super 3D Noah's Ark of Dark Souls fans
>assuming the plant's gender
>>385358232
>/a/nons advertising it
That's because any thread about it on /a/ gets instantly deletedand rightfully so
Fate/Zero is pinnacle of anime.
Game iteration when?
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY THE MONGOLIAN CARTOONS ALREADY
>>385356976
>July 28th
>Sound Euphonium
misgendered the tree
Finally a Dark Souls game for actual people instead of casuals and PvP autists.
>maral making assuming gender jokes
Our persian
Maral just got banned from GDQ
>>385357929
Oh, hey Chad.
>be me
>get called out by Maral on stream
I'll extract the audio and fap to her saying my name over and over again, so what did you guys do today?
>>385358332
which stream do you think he'll be on next?
>>385357882
If I recall he didn't like the direction Dark Souls runs were starting to go a couple years back. The whole run is glitch after glitch now and barely has anything to do with actually playing the game.
>>385358364
>>385358367
What happened i misae me rimo
>>385358356
isn't DaS2 the PvP game people liked the most
>>385358356
This isn't Dark Souls 3 anon.
>>385358356
dark souls 2 is THE souls game for PvP autists though
OUR /SEMENDEMON/
>>385358356
...What? 2 is the one autists will try and tell you it's worth enduring for PvP.
The runner has quite literally left the stream.
>>385358367
(you)
proof
>>385358364
>>385358367
absolute wife material
>>385358387
I'm not watching it on twitch, what was the comment cooper?
>>385358387
I got a good fap out of Xev Bellringer today. Glad anon posted her to be discovered a few days ago.
What the hell happened at stream 3? Did he touch a reset melon?
>all 3 streams so shit /v/ has just given up and started streaming dubbed anime with a bunch of twitch memelords
>>385358387
Something more pathetic
>>385358445
it had the best PvP arenas and overall quality, indeed.
>>385358443
They talked about the donation incentive to name the plant on the left, Maral referred to it as "he" and made a "did you just assume my gender" joke
>>385358018
>dubs
Where does everyone get this from? It says right there on the channel that they're subbed
>>385358497
I just reposted what someone else was spamming
put donations for shirtless girls = donation counter 9999999999 LUL
epic, epic for the win
>>385358332
It's a stream aimed at normies so they have to make sure to throughly explain that watching anime is cool now
>>385358520
These are just the weeaboo furfags from early samefagging back and forth since Galaxy, don't mind them.
>>385358445
Yes it is, and before that came out they circlejerked about DeS.
>ESA was already going in 2013
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME
>this guy rambling on about how he connects deeply with kumiko & co. when all the chat wants is for them to start playing the anime already
and they're still fucking talking
what is wrong with these people
>>385357917
whats wrong with dark souls 2?
>that camera man zoom in
ABSOLUTE KINO
>Burning that poor fucker live on stream
INCOMING SUICIDE
>>385357629
wait are they going to commentate the anime too or can we just watch it in peace?
Could all the anime stream watchers go to /a/ kudasai!
>>385358638
Why are they so cool at ESA? It feels so much more real.
>>385358614
Dont worry this is the first time it was great.
>>385358545
Good. Why would anyone watch Youjo Senki with no Aoi.
>>385358682
I hope not, if its dub I am going to bail. I already watched Mob Psycho 100 anyways.
>Toxic bully
Reddit btfo
>>385358540
pretty sure everyone is banned from GDQ
>>385358557
It's true, even my stingy ass would donate to that
No homo but that polish guy is pretty hot.
>>385358584
the twitch audience is far from being normalfag tier
even so, there's no need to talk so much when people showed up to your stream with the explicit intention of watching anime with thousands of other people
>2:50:00
Was all bosses always this slow?
>dark souls 2 has 60 fps
how can dark souls 1 even compete
SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THEY RUNNING THIS OLD AS FUCK VERSION OF DS2
FUCKING AUTISTIC SPEEDRUNNERS I SWEAR TO GOFD
>>385358626
The agility stat.
>>385358807
>the twitch audience is far from being normalfag tier
>>385358831
>speedrunning from the back of the room in the shadows
MADMAN
>>385358821
because scholar is way slower since you need to pickup items to get into the dlcs
>>385358723
Gomen'nasai
>>385358831
the office ESA
>>385358831
Is he with the bald guy from the super metroid run?
>>385358332
F U C K O F F
>>385358897
dumb kumiko poster
ITS STARTING
>>385358814
Dark souls 1 has 60 fps though.
stream 2 has transcended into uber-comfy
>>385358798
this
no homo ofc
>>385358857
normalfags wouldn't instinctively jump to making racist and sexist jokes at any given opportunity
i mean they're still a bunch of groupthink retards but they're not normalfags
They found a banana!
>>385358954
Only through a mod which is not allowed in speedruns.
>>385358952
And it's going to be shit, better off watching alone than with twitch chat
>ela cucked my miltent
>>385359087
who
Stream 2 is pretty great
American speedrunning is about transexuals acceptance and censorship.
European speedrunning event is about comradery and freedom.
>reallymakesyouthink.jpg
Anime stream is subtitles not dub.
ELAJJAZ KEKED
great they choose garbage art to open with
First Miltent stole Ela's laptop, now he stole his gf
>>385358857
Its true. The same goes for most of plebbit by the way. They merely pretend to be normalfags.
>>385359098
maral's bf
>>385358332
they have to get paid for something my dude.
>>385359137
Stop shilling your shit
>you'll get fucking jealous
Ready for this sick cunt to show you up, /v/?
>>385359010
>normalfags wouldn't instinctively jump to making racist and sexist jokes at any given opportunity
Yes they would.
>polish ladder
Great, memes I don't understand. That's even worse than forced memes.
wake me up when they reach Fume Knight, please
I don't have the patience for the rest of the game
>>385359137
Great, it is aids instead of cancer.
>>385359282
>finnish luck
>All those sexual innuendos towards maral
wtf???
How is that not harassment
>>385358952
so I have to wait till like midnight for Kobayashi?
>speedrunning Sims having children and then killing them
Kek what
Melon% ended with a softlock.
Watermelon stream is down
>>385359270
no they wouldn't
>>385359337
yurochads are the thirstiest of chads
>>385359380
>dub
so coming up is a uh frame perfect trick
...
nice he got it
>>385359010
>>385359416
Just because you live in commiefornia doesn't mean the rest of the world is full of libcucks.
Dark Souls 2 is such a shit run without binoboosting and parry walking or whatever it was called. Guess Tanimura couldn't tolerate anyone having fun.
Which stream lads?
Animefaggots pls leave
is mob psycho good?
FUCK
OFF
BACK
TO
/a/
>>385359510
*claps*
>>385359560
are you saying there's less glitches?
that's a positive thing anon
that is the deepest voiced irishman I have ever heard
I'm going to speedrun her after my current das run.
>>385359565
stream 2 is max comfy
>>385359608
Why are all the anime stream watchers even talking about their stream in this thread when it's not even related to ESA at all?
>Switch to mario stream
>Its a LP
>>385359608
>UM CAN ALL THE ANIME FAGGOTS, OR WEEBS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM FUCK OFF BACK TO /a/
Enjoy your ban.
>>385359578
Yes
>>385359690
What a hag
>>385359690
You and everyone else on that gym.
>>385359516
doesn't matter where I live, the average normalfaggot would never shout disgust and "TWO GENDERS" at trannies or call black people monkeys like most of twitch does
>>385359467
I don't think they use dubs.
>bad art and generic youkai plot
>moms basement
lol
>>385359690
3Dfags need to be gassed, this is an anime thread now.
which was worse the poison area or the water area
this fucking guy
I miss the melon stream
>>385359632
Are you lost?
>>385359768
>the average normalfaggot would never shout disgust and "TWO GENDERS" at trannies
Yes, they would. Tranny acceptance is a media enabled hoax.
>>385359758
protomagicalgirl please
>>385359735
Streaming dubbed anime is literally not videogames.
>/a/
>/tv/
>/trash/
>/r/eddit
>>385359406
It was fun while it lasted.
>>385359831
It was truly magical.
>>385359632
Not for a speedrun.
>>385359467
Its subs.
>>385359710
confirmed
>>385359803
Migu is /v/ though.
>>385359510
>frame perfect
>1 frame
>16 ms
people should stop throwing this term around.
>>385359758
>What a hag
What a fag
/Banana/
>Stream 2 is litearlly a LP with people so bored they started to fool around to kill off the boredom.
Will banana incentive be met?
who here watching the anime stream during this snorefest run?
>>385359851
its subbed u literal human trash
>>385359838
>Tranny acceptance is a media enabled hoax.
a media-enabled "hoax" which normalfags willingly buy into so as to not separate themselves from the herd
>>385359585
/a/ thread got deleted.
>>385359768
this fucking guy
i want crunchyshit shills to leave.
>>385359735
>4chan has no room for people who are easily triggered
Meanwhile /pol/...
>>385360003
Back when news got the right acronyms.
>>385359949
better than GDQ
>>385359973
>normalfags = american and to a lesser extent european university students
the vast majority of people doesnt care about transsexuals and is disgusted when confronted with them
>>385359768
I disagree on trannies but shouting NIGGER is considered humor for 12 year olds pretty much everywhere.
>American weeaboos shitting up the comfy ESA thread with anime that's not related to videogames
Fuck off
>>385359851
but its subbed
>>385359578
Absolutely
What anime are you talking about retards, it's our guy Miltent streaming DaS 2 right now.
>>385360113
>comfy
is that code for "dead"
Destroyed
Only way for these kids on /v/ to deal with not getting maral is by pretending she sleeps with all of speedsouls, everybody knows she pure
>>385360285
>streaming DaS 2 right now.
Indeed. Who cares.
>>385360329
Pure lust.
>>385359690
GOD WHY IS SHE SO HOT? HER VOICE IS SO SWEET. SHE IS INTO GAMES AND MEMES. I NEED TO INSEMINATE HER AND HAVE HER BEAR MY CHILDREN RIGHT FUCKING NOWW!!!!!!
>>385360329
who is Maral?
>>385360108
This. Vast majority (over 90%) of all humans regardless of nationality are racist, sexist and homo- and transphobic. They just don't bring it up in public because they don't want to rock the boat.
>>385359713
animeposters need constant attention, that's why they post their retarded opinions witth a confused anime girl for (You)'s
Maral getting wet
Happenings on stream 2.
The joke should never be the innocent people. The joke should specifically be the people that let themselves get offended and decide to be twats about it.
>>385360409
DaS 2 best game, get trashed BBabby.
>>385359878
You can keep running your meme category, you know.
Why is Mob Psycho such a good show?
>>385360542
>responding to bait
c'mon dawg, enjoy the run
>>385360437
>GOD WHY IS SHE SO HOT? HER VOICE IS SO SWEET. SHE IS INTO GAMES AND MEMES. I NEED TO INSEMINATE HER AND HAVE HER BEAR MY CHILDREN RIGHT FUCKING NOWW!!!!!!
She isn't really Swedish, isn't she?
She looks like some Portugal or Italian girl, not native Swede.
>>385359713
Because having discussions on their shit stream is no allowed on /a/
Thread got deleted too.
>welcome to the esa 2017 cringe compilation
stream 2 time
>>385360542
Worthy pic of such rampant faggotry.
>>385360594
Persian.
>>385360594
she is of Iranian descent born and raised in Sweden
I've never watched anime before. I want to see some on that twitch channel, but I'm afraid I'm going to turn into a weeb fag and spam anime crap in /v/.
>>385360594
She's iranian
CRINGE
>this stream
>>385360542
Oh god
>>385360625
>"Speedrun"
>that's completely idiotic
Kek
spengbub
>>385360670
Watch the show currently airing and then stop. Don't watch any shows past this one
Majula is the best hub
the comfy went too far, ABORT ABORT
>>385360760
we should get him fired from google with that
>>385360794
kobayashi is good
>anime stream has 27k viewers
>esa streams have combined 15k
/v/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>not being in stream 2 and havin a good comfy time whith a good run and runners that actually have fun
What are you doin guys?
Time for Pac to sing the Spongebob Theme
>>385360825
>no iruru
Manga is better.
>>385360795
>Best hub is in the worst game
I could spend hours listening to that music.
banana time
>>385360852
can't miss DaS2
probably the best speedrun game that isn't filled with glitches like 1 and 3
>>385360670
99% of the anime aired after 2010 is pure shit, if you actually want to start watching anime don't watch these meme shows on the stream.
>>385360821
What, from when he was barely an adultThe age of Snackposting was 10 years ago
>>385360831
>comparing some rinkydink speedrunning marathon to a corporate stream with an established industry
>>385360831
being an ironic weeb memer is popular now
C R I N G E
>garbage game
>garbage speedgame
What went so very wrong?
>>385360760
man I really miss seeing those banned texts ;_;
>>385360943
>Mob
>meme show
Quite the shit taste you have there.
This is some comfy shit
B A N A N A
ITS HAPPENING
>leaving the preview in when you're going to be streaming episode 2 immediately afterwards anyway
Who's this announcer on the main stream? She sounds a cute.
>>385360831
Neptunia marathon will BTFO both, just you wait.
>not skipping the OP
>>385360831
>implying it will be able to maintain those viewer numbers
it'll fade way back down
>>385360983
you think that matters to outragefags?
they got the founder of mozilla fired for something he did six years ago
>>385361054
The Wii.
This is as shit as GDQ, they're trying too hard to be "fun" and politically incorrect.
Fuck you memers
>>385361180
Other way around, it will go up a lot once they get to the meme shit like Maidragon, Free, or Luluco.
>>385361154
>not listening to Mob's OP every episode
baneng time
>plot
>show up
>win
great stuff
>>385360794
>not watchingor downloading who the fuck streams anime on twitch jesus christrokka no yuusha when it comes on
It's almost like you don't enjoy genre shifts and snail's pace plot development
SPEEDRUNNING WHILE EATING A BANANA
HE'S A GOD
>>385361260
Gonna need that banana webm STAT.
>>385360939
>best speedrun game
>EST 2:50:00
>>385361180
yeah, esa goes down to less than 4k viewers in a few hours
Someone webm that banana
>Grab my banana
fucking kino
>>385361253
no way in hell that many viewers will turn up for that.
twitch does x streams always end up with like 2k viewers at most.
Stream 2 is straight up old-school GDQ
>>385361250
You just described NASA though
>>385361254
I already have the audio downloaded.
This is like that srgmarathon onion eating on camera shit
This is now a mommy thread
https://exhentai.org/g/823218/884fa827c2/
>>385361250
So you're just here to whine and get yome (You)'s i guess?
>>385361302
>meanwhile people enjoyed 4 hour GTA4 and San Andreas runs
Now I understand why /v/ likes the second stream so much.
Just like /v/it tries its hardest to not be about video games
>>385361302
That's what happens when you actually really play a game because it isn't a broken piece of shit even after years of patches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTUeLbDehOU
>eating the banana that he just bit off
L E W D
>people pay for this shit
>>385361349
This Anon gets it.
Fuck you
>>385361489
ESA 2017: The Webm
IT'S KEKENING
>>385361489
10/10
>that response by ela
no wonder maral is with a guy THIS ALPHA
>>385361264
Rokka would have been more successful/popular if the studio didn't took 4 (four) episodes to establish the plot and invested some money on advertisement.
>>385361302
>>385361439
Isnt there a category that finishes in like 30 minutes using an older version?
>>385361332
that fucking look
>I'll show you who's the boss of this gym
>>385361431
This actually makes me sad, the people there don't even have fun running the game and does their best doing silly thing to keep themselves entertained.
Meanwhile /v/ eats this shit up calling this the best run, when they've not mentioned the actual run(game) even once, just the meme stuff they're doing
>>385361498
high quality CR subs
Who is the boss of the gym here?
>>385361489
DEVILISH
>>385361264
>watching an anime that will never be finished when you can just read the manga
>>385361431
ooooh dissAm I using spoiler correctly?
>>385361489
>you will never be this smug while eating a banana
>>385361557
What happened?
Elajjaz confirmed for alpha
>>385361661
HOLY SHIT
This soulsbanter is insanely entertaining
>>385361387
https://exhentai.org/g/613040/ab1563d9a3/
>>385361661
OH SHITI'm sorry
>>385361724
Better than banana fun?
>>385361661
OH SHIT
>>385361649
Sent a 100$ gachimuchi donation in response to Miltent
>>385361784
They actually speedrun on stream 1.
>>385361840
Yeah but they're boring as fuck so who cares
>>385361661
Is this gonna turn into that doujin where the guy uncucks himself by fucking the guy that slept with his wife
>people consider this good
>>385361840
That sounds terrible.
>>385361784
Sorry man I'm watching the speedruns
>>385361840
>3 hours
>"speed"run
>>385361885
I hope so. That's one of my favorite doujins.
>>385361885
That shit was pretty good.
>>385361918
>game takes 100 hours to finish
>do it in 3
>not a speedrun
???????
>>385361886
>people consider this bad
>>385361661
How can GDQ ever hope to compete against all the unhinged, unbanned and uncensored fun that is going on at ESA?
>>385361875
Honest question, why are you watching a speedrun event if all you want to see is people memeing around? There's thousand of videos and channels for you to do so.
Sure there's nothing wrong with having fun and joking around a bit, but when there's the pure focus and all you keep doing and don't give a shit about the run anymore it's obviously gone too far.
>>385361498
I miss shows having good typesetting. CR has basically killed it off with the death of fansubs.
>>385361918
>length mattering at all
You should be complaining about the absolute lack of tech in worst Souls.
Wow thanks, i switched to stream 1 because of you.
Now he died.
>>385361962
>Dark Souls 2 takes 100 hours
>>385361751
>>385361918
>any final fantasy
>6h+
>speedrun
>GTA SA
>almost 5 hours
>speedrun
and a Fucking intermission in the middle of the show.
>>385362029
I miss good type setting.
>>385362067
>not getting the point and taking it literally
nigger
>>385362028
Because a speedrun with a boring runner is not entertaining.
Alright guys I made a hamburger
It was pretty good
>>385361886
1 of those shows that looks like poop on average and then blows its load on a handful of scenes
>>385362206
Homemade burgers are the best.
>>385362206
>didn't give me a bite
You fucked up, anon. I'm coming for my bite.
>>385362206
>made
homemade burgers never compare to Wendy's or In'n'out
why bother with the ground beef
>>385362120
RPGs are fucking boring enough playing them yourself, it's fucking intolerable watching someone else play them.
>>385362028
It is a marathon event where they show off runs. This means it needs both showmanship and speedrunning for it to be decent. This isn't some 10 viewer twitch stream where they can just run in silence for hours on end.
>>385362206
What did you put on it?
What the fuck is happening with this thread?
>>385361976
>>385362246
>good
>>385362284
>he needs constant action stimulus
might as well be underage
>>385362326
Everyone is bored out of their minds from two garbage runs.
FUCK YOU
>>385362206
>>385362326
/a/ invaded when their thread got deleted
Dark Souls shitposters rampant
Stream 2 SHILLS unmolested
>>385362359
t. jaded faggot
>>385362326
3 streams are being discussed at the same time
>>385362408
Serves them right.
Holy fuck, even more
>>385362326
Anime faggots for some reason think they should post here about literal offtopic shit.
>>385362206
HAPPENING
>>385362408
did a thread for the twitch thing even go up on /a/
people only started discussing it here because there was nothing else to talk about during post-DaS downtime
>>385362460
What happened? Just got in stream 1.
>>385362424
>anime faggot
>calling others faggots
top kek
>>385362359
It probably looks like that because that's how that manga art looks.
>>385362359
you're right, it's bad just like almost all anime
now back to /a/ with you
>>385362516
Gachimuchi donations is now athing and the're reading them live.
>>385362320
But stream 2 is not showing off the runs, they're just memeing around. None in this thread even gives a fuck about the run even though they praise the stream.
They could just as well just streamed those guys memeing around and it would have made no difference. And like I said before, why watch a SPEEDRUN stream if you're not gonna give a fuck about the stream?
Euro runs quote Shakespeare
Are Americans even trying?
>>385362516
Gachiposting in real life.
>>385362593
give a fuck about the run*
>>385362389
ah fuck you leatherman
>>385362593
>ut stream 2 is not showing off the runs
The run is right there in the window? Can't you see it?
I missed Dark Souls, was it good?
>>385362362
>FF7
>multiple hour long text dialogue sections
You're right, at least the speedruns skip that garbage "gameplay"
A casual player could have done this better.
>>385362460
This is so much better than the cuck shit, based gachidonaters
that poor fucker has to wii waggle for 6 hours to beat super mario galaxy
>>385362593
No one in this thread is talking about the stream 1 run either, just the boss of this gym comments. It's almost like no one on /v/ cares about the video games.
>>385362793
Yeah, but he gets fed burgers and bananas by his friend.
>>385362760
Final Fantasy is shit, doesn't mean all RPGs are.
>>385362727
Do you like choking?
>>385362809
Dark Souls 2 is garbo, both casually and being speedrun.
>>385362593
No one but autists give a fuck about speedrunning. We're just here for the entertainment.
>>385362513
/a/ hates streaming so most likely not, and most of the time they only discuss currently airing anime.
>>385362867
Yeah he should be playing good ones, like Dark Souls 2.
>Prostitute sister donation
THAT FUCKING DONATION
>that savage-ass donation
10/10.
>>385362965
word
>your sister sells her body to kraut swine for money
>that copypasta donation actually being read by maral
AGDQ cant compete
>stream 2 is comfy as fuck
>stream 1 has not very subtle sexual harassment and joke donations being read
this is legitimately hard to chose
jesus christ man
>>385362867
Most RPGs make for shit speedruns, the only somewhat decent ones are the Mario RPGs. Maybe gen 1 pokemon too.
>>385363017
I want to impregnate Mia
>>385363035
stream 1 is ruined by a chad speedrunner
>not skipping the ED
>>385363045
Most CRPGs are good too.
>Kraut swine
>>385363017
>guy asks if she has a tummyfree shirt in the chat
>she looks like that at the chat and reads it
>she undresses to show it
best girl
>>385363035
Post it for those of us watching Chris playing through SMG for the first time.
>he joined the body improvement club instead
that got a very hearty kek out of me
>>385363071
and stretch her tummy?
>>385363017
Why does she have a banana on her head?
>>385363072
he is not a chad
he is just pretending
>>385363072
I'd rather have a Chad running a game then some stuttering autismo
>>385363045
kingdom hearts
>>385363183
dude with that haircut and that sweater
epitome of chads
>>385363072
improved*
>>385363149
Shame about the chin.
>>385363072
Reddit made a thread calling him a toxic bully so he's living the meme
>>385363149
yes
>>385362869
Woow another trainwreck huh.
>>385363137
10/10
Why is ESA so much better than the Tranny Games done Quick?
>>385363197
But Paper Mario 64 was one of the better runs to watch (if you cut out the 20 min of yump).
>>385363254
>reddit made a thread
go and stay go
>>385363216
>all it takes to be a chad among speedrunners is being clean cut
you're right
What in the actual fuck is happening on stream 2?
>>385363312
The memes, Jack
>>385363045
Pokemon is only good when Unidentified Special Needs Child is the runner
>>385363259
M'lord
>>385363312
because it's run by people who just want to have fun rather than launder money
>>385363312
You answered your own question.
>>385363312
Right now it's not, people are trying way too hard to meme around, at least on stream 2
>>385363362
They read a copypasta.
>>385363430
I think you just have autism anon
>>385363312
Because
>>385363352
thanks
The ENTIRE script
20 minutes into the 70 star relay
2nd best run this year
(andy's alttp swordless is 1st)
I went to eat dinner, did they keep singing on strem2?
>>385363341
I watch these streamers, never saw the thread but good try
>bee movie script in the ticker
based
>that bubbles donation
BTFO
>>385363275
About my balls not being on it I mean.
>Entire Bee Movie script scrolling by on the second stream
Holy shit.
FUCKING BUBBLES
>>385363521
Is it the whole fucking script?
Bubbles truly just made the dark souls of donations.
These fucking donations
https://www.speedrun.com/esa2017/donate/donations
>>385363530
He better start that stream up, I want to see it
>it's the whole script
I'm fucking dying
>>385363583
Yup.
ANIKI
>>385363520
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5o3o9b/the_story_about_how_almost_an_entire_speedrun/
>>385363583
You better bee-lieve it.
>>385363590
i didn't even realize donations scroll across the bottom on stream
>>385363583
And he kept reading without realizing it.
ASS WE CAN
>>385363694
based Bubbles arose from the ashes and became the most popular DaS runner in a community of shit
>>385363312
ESA's not a money laundering eventyet
>the entire Bee Movie script will be scrolling by for the rest of the run
>Literally the entire bee movie script in the ticker
Fucking hell my sides
OP MAKE A NEW THREAD OR I WILL MAKE A SHITTY LOW EFFORT ONE
>>385363694
>Reddit got a recently-partnered runner banned over banter
Redditors should be gassed.
>>385363884
OP here
don't care after this SHIT thread
>>385363763
The entire community are actually friends irl, there's pictures of bubbles with the people reddit claims are harrassing him.
>>385363826
>donation was just $5
>>385363884
>A SHITTY LOW EFFORT ONE
At least just do a copy and paste job of the OP if you are doing that.
They killed it!
>>385363521
what the god damn fuck
>>385363884
but honestly what's so hard about copy pasting
rip donation ticker
>>385363884
Don't forget to add the anime link
When's Resident Evil 7?
Is it still playing in stream 1?
>>385363826
scrolling wher i cant see it
someone donate the script again
>they reset the stream UI to stop the bee script
>stream 2
kek, character limit imposed on donations
>Getting rid of the donation ticker
>Creating a character limit for donations
NO FUN ALLOWED
>They had to introduce a character limit
K E K
>character limit added to donations live on stream
fucking hell
>/v/ now finds the bee movie meme funny
Fucking reddit kids the lot of you
The Bee Movie has gone too far this time.
>>385364249
What's funny is that it broke the ticker
>>385364220
>>385364164
>>385364152
too be fair, if they didn't at that moment, people would just spam it with more scripts and memes and spam.
>Dark Souls 2 straight-up ripped of Majora's Mask
Why is this allowed?
SOME
>>385364308
>people would just spam it with more scripts and memes and spam.
And?
>>385364249
It is more the fact that someone posted the whole script rather than the contents, which caused it to hog up the ticker and then force them to enforce a character limit.
>>385364320
team b smdh
>>385364327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zU09QWI7GQ
>>385364402
>no anime stream link
I'm bored to death watching random ESA VODs. Any runs you guys can suggest to me?
>>385364308
SLIPPERY SLOPE
>>385364373
And underage redditors would destroy more than just this thread for everyone else.
>>385364402
I appreciate you.
>>385364475
paper mario with the swede on stream 2
>>385364373
It kills the ticker.
>>385364574
>>385364402
fucking nigger cock suck slut shit fuck
>>385364523
>And underage redditors would destroy more than just this thread for everyone else.
It's just a ticker. It hardly affects the run at all.
>>385364624
>It kills the ticker.
And?
>>385364574
>only has anime link
hah
>>385364738
It affects donations and clogs up system they are using (you should have seen the donation page where you had to scroll through the whole script to see other donations). Don't forget this is still a charity stream of some form.
donation bants has been good in das2
>>385364930
>It affects donations
In a positive way.
>and clogs up system they are using
Not really. Monetary transactions are easy.
>(you should have seen the donation page where you had to scroll through the whole script to see other donations).
I did. It's not hard to press page down or page up on a keyboard.
>Don't forget this is still a charity stream of some form.
More shitposting donations means more donations and more donations means more money.
Should have a character limit depending on donated amount.
>>385365151
Only if they are read stuff out. If it is clogged up then it is't getting read due to being so long, lost in between the long donations and won't be shown in the tracker either due to it being hogged so your idea of more shitpost donations coming in fails on that point.
>>385365403
The length of the donation text does not affect the value of the donation. The donation is counted regardless of how long or short the message is. If the donation is added to the total, what does it matter if it's read or not or how long it is?