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>absolutely dreadful visuals
>uninspired enemies with pin point accuracy
>broken stealth
>crashes very often

I really don't understand how anyone can enjoy these games.
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>great graphics
>great atmosphere
>unique gameplay
>unique game setting
>unique game mechanics
>unique monsters
>challenging AI
>great modding community/ mods
>memorable quotes/ moments
>funny maymays
>unique story
>replayability
>good series
>manages to do horror better than most horror videogames.

Sage
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>>385356928
you have to install mods to make it a DECENT game, therefore the game is shit. cry more
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kill yourself nu-male
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>>385356093
(you)
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>>385356928
didn't get scared even fucking once.
the vampire dudes are just pathetic and the controllers look like down syndrome tards and the jumping enemies...just fucking side step.
walking across a big empty map("haha, what about the stashes fag?", literally bullets and heatlh) with the same re-spawning enemies that after a few fights you just mow them down.
>muh atmosphere
yeah faggot, go play gone homo then if you care about atmosphere.
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>>385356928
oh and yeah, be a stalker fighting against huge groups of bandits and get even be cheeki stealthy breeki unless you take a mod that literally gimps the AI beyond help where you can always get off a few shots before they spot you.
also, and no, anon. the gunplay isn't realistic.
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>>385357025

A good rpg has a good core game that gives room for expansion.

>Skyrim
>Oblivion
>Fallout

I think stalker is the best out of these because it's graphically superior, mods great improve the game compared to other rpg mods for other games, the interaction with the world is greater. More stuff happens and the world does not feel empty, bland or copypasted.

Playing the game on vanilla has become kind of a ritual. You either get it or you don't get it.
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>>385357842
>that image
wew lad, your virginity is showing
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>>385357842
>Skyrim
>Oblivion
>Fallout
>good in any way
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>>385356928
>great graphics

unless you mod the shit out of it, no

>unique gameplay

The only thing unique about it is the amount of failed ideas gathered into one mishap of a game

>unique game mechanics

like what? name one fucking mechanic that's actually good in Stalker

>>challenging AI

to the point where it's impossible to play the game at certain points

>great modding community/ mods

It's sub-par full of Russian's who can't even speak English, yet it's the only thing saving this abysmal game

>>memorable quotes/ moments
Name me even one.

>unique story

"YOU ARE TEH STRELOK"

>replayability

only through mods

>good series

Every game is flawed.


And look at that, nobody mentioned the absolute shit gunplay
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>>385357479
>>385357683

>get asked what the GOOD things are about the game

>don't mention the shitty things about stalker like the unrealistic guns
>always that one fag that makes up in his mind that i said the guns were realistic so that he can tell me that im a fag for saying the guns are realistic

also

>first time meeting bloodsucker
>first time meeting controller
>traversing the LABS
>floating objects everywhere, flameballs moving around

ur a faget
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>>385356093
(You)
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>>385358265
and you're a hard core gamer bro
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>>385358265
>hasn't addressed any of my points
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>>385358231

get out of here stalker
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>>385356093
Shadow Of Chernobyl is best S.T.A.L.K.E.R.K.I.N.O
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>>385358514
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>>385356093
could you be any more of an obvious troll?
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>>385356093
I find it so hard to believe that someone would hate STALKER with such passion. You can't have disliked everything so much.
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>>385358727
>WAAHHHH MOMMY HOW CAN THEY NOT LIKE THE SAME THINGS I LIKE
pathetic, different people have different opinions you turboautist.
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>>385358727
>if I don't enjoy something I'm a troll

Grow up honestly

>>385358883
I've been playing for about a week trying to see what everyone was always hyping up and it's really just a disappointing video game.
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>>385356093
Im not a huge fan of stalker, but you're trash dude
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>>385358883
because if the majority of people said "meh, it's an ok game" this thread wouldn't have been ever made, but everyone is "CHEEKI BREEKI FELLOW STALKER xDDD"
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i started playing Journey the other day and it was boring as fuck
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>>385356093
love it when retards post critique vague to the point of being meaningless
just admit you're a shitter and couldn't navigate menu
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>>385356093
Don't listen to those daily New Vegas threads, this game is hot trash.
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>>385357479
Fuck off to /r9k/ you angry virgin.
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>>385358970
>>385359027
>gets called out as a troll, continues to post
try again tomorrow
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>>385359880
Denial isn't healthy anon
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>>385359601
>literally can't play the game more than an hour without it crashing
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>>385359946
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>>385356093
>SoC is one of /v/'s top games, people used to be banned for saying negative things about it
>I know! I'll make a thread bashing it! I'm so clever!
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>>385356093
>>385359339
>he actually thought /v/ had good taste in vidya
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Which Stalker game should I get? I never tried any other game similar to it (unless you count Fallout which I dislike)
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>>385356093
The only trick here was /v/ getting you to reveal your shit taste.
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>>385360512
SoC
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>>385360512
Shadow of Chernobyl, if you have enough cash, get the trilogy
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>>385356093
which one did you play?
i wasnt a big fan of the first one, but i loved the third one
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I'm 12 hrs in and I'm in love
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>>385360512
don't be memed into using mods, you don't need them
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>>385356093
Why would you get a game after being recommended by this board, buy what you are interested in
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>>385358231
Can you make it worse to read?
Go back to school, learn how to write properly.
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>>385360512
Everyone will say Shadow of Chernobyl since it's the first and best game. If you got the money, feel free to get the other two games. They're both pretty damn good.
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>>385361060
10 years ago, when SoC first came out, this board was a good resource for finding top tier vidya because it was full of hardcore gamers and casuals were literally banned. then moot became a normalfag and let the casuals stay here, permanently ruining the quality of the board. even the /v/ recommended games wiki has been turned into absolute trash.
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>>385359681
not an argument, you fucking fanboy.
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>>385360947
what's the improvement in 3?
not op but i find the first one to be kind of lacking.
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>>385359953
download a new computer ya knucklehead
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>>385356093
>broken stealth
this is actually true, everything else is wrong
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>>385360512
SOC and COP. Clear Sky was pretty shitty. I dropped it about 5 hours in.
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>>385360512
shadow of chernobyl and call of pripyat

dont be memed into playing the complete mod, its junk that makes the game way too easy
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>>385356093
>>385357025
>>385358231
>>385359953
works on my machine:^)
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>>385356093
Shhhhhhuttttuuupppp /v loves stalker it's the official game of /v
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>>385360512
Get shadow of chernobyl, and don't be memed into not using mods there is absolutely no reason not to install ZRP, absolute textures, weather overhaul, and the FOV changer
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>>385362279
>telling people to install mods on their first playthrough
This should be a permabannable offense. I would shoot you with pdx home defense .410 through tcp/ip if i fucking could, you fucking piece of trash.
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>>385360512
None of them, retard. They're all shitty meme games
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>>385362378
I wish I had played with mods the first time, do they make the game good? I couldn't bring myself to start a new game with mods after I played through this garbage the first time
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>>385356093
Persona 5.
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>>385361753
3 is the best technically. But the pacing is horrible for new players. You'll be confused and probably just wander around getting BTFO by everything you encounter. At least that was my experience so I dropped the series for a few months. SOC has a hard beginning but overall better flow, introducing you to new enemies slowly and an awesome ending sequence. It got me hooked and going back to COP it was much more enjoyable.
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>>385362378
name 1 reason not to use the mods i listed faggot

do you like having more bugs, shitty low FOV and and worse textures or something?
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>>385362616
you NEVER do a first playthrough modded unless it's something very very minor like a community bugfix patch. ZRP has massive gameplay changes, you thick-skulled negroid.
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>>385361296
Oh man, I must've missed the class on how to properly format 4chan posts.

Convenient way to ignore all the points I made.
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>>385362705
>ZRP has massive gameplay changes
Name 3
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>>385362756
well, time to get in class, anon. it's called "lurk moar 101" and you do not post for a minimum of one year, to give you time to learn how to properly integrate yourself, and identify reddit and non-reddit behavior.
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>>385358231
>no actual responses to this post
I knew it was /v/ and not me, stalker fucking blows
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>>385356093
>I only play games on very easy mode
bait decrypted
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I've been very close to being tricked into getting Mount and Blade, but I don't understand what is so great about it.
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>>385362937
You wouldn't debate a hobo preaching about alien jew conspiracies on a street corner. Same here.
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>>385358231
>installing some texture packs is 'modding the shit out of it
>name one fucking mechanic that's actually good in Stalker
gunplay
>to the point where it's impossible to play the game at certain points
have you considered getting good
>Name me even one.
get out of here stalker
>absolute shit gunplay
u wut nigger
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>>385363043
it's actually unique unlike game in OP.

you grow armies and lead them in mealtime and work your way up from a nobody to the lord of a fucking nation
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>>385362879
>can start anywhere in the zone you want
>modified enemy spawn rates
>tied with above, this lowers the amount of stalkers and nonhostile npc's in order to spawn more bandits and mutants
>tells you all task rewards before accepting tasks which is casual
>allows you to FUCKING FAST TRAVEL

you were saying?
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>>385362756

yeah

everyone writes

like this

like an idiot

i don't fucking care if you hate or love the game, LEARN TO WRITE!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph
https://www.google.com.br/search?num=20&q=How+to+write+text+for+idiots
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>>385363080
Nigga I would be that hobo, a fine water filter salesman told me so
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>>385358231
>Name me even one.

how fucking new are you? anything that is even remotely suggestive of Stalker immediately gets met with A NU CHEEKI BREEKI and GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

it's pretty clear you're trying really hard to be negative by plugging your ears.
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>>385361495
Clear Sky is one of the worst games I have ever played.
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>>385361753
mechanically and visually its much better

the main difference is that its set around 3 huge open areas, as opposed to all the areas in SoC that are just a road with a few offshoots

that anon is right in that the game just plops you down and youre free to encounter pretty strong enemies right off the bat, instead of working up to them, but if you just wanna roam around the zone, taking in the atmosphere and, like, pretend to be a stalker its by far the best
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>>385363192
Nigga you got zrp and some other mod mixed up.

To answer his question

Flash light distance, sleeping bag and gun stats.

Although I believe you can select what you want and just get bug fixes if you want the intended experience.
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>>385363148
>installing some texture packs is 'modding the shit out of it

who said anything about texture packs? That doesn't fix the broken gun play the dull world and the countless amount of content that was striped from the original release

>he names gunplay as the one good mechanic

LITERALLY the worst part of the entire game. Guns are laughably inaccurate unless you mod, even then it feels weightless and all guns lack any real kick. Even S.T.A.L.K.E.R fans know how shit the gunplay is, what a joke response

>have you considered getting good

have you considered the ai is legitimately flawed?

>"LE GET OUT OF HERE STALKER LOL"

so you admit it has no memorable dialogue?
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>>385363192
doesnt it increase accuracy and dmg by 20%?
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>>385363215
Except the only reason I'm writing like that is because of green texts. Again, way to ignore my actual points.
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>>385363538
no i didn't because i got all of those things from the ZRP FAQ, because i wanted to give up to date information and check if they removed all that stuff, and they didn't.

source: http://www.metacognix.com/stlkrsoc/ZRP_FAQ.html
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>>385363386
"WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THERE'S TONS OF MEMORABLE DIALOGUE, LIKE 'GET OUT OF HERE STALKER', AND....UH...."
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>>385356093
>>385359027
Well shit bb if you really disliked the game then maybe it's not for you. No point to make a thread shitting all over it. Everyone has their own opinions, not like that matters on /v/
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>>385363629
>greentext
your shitty opinion

>another greentext
another shitty opinion

And again: https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+write
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>want to play CoP but display driver keeps crashing after a while when playing
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>>385363854
>formats post the same way as mine
>links a google link on how to write

Thanks for the laughs anon
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>>385356093
edgy "heh, you don't like the official /v/ approved game? opinion discarded" faggots aside, i agree
this game is really clunky and boring and i gave up playing after the part where you have to sneak into the big ass bandit base

all of the metro games are infinitely better
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>>385363712
Good hunting Stalker.
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>>385363969
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+read
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>>385364074
just stop trying so hard anon, you're on an anonymous image board ffs
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>>385359027
Why do people like this kid? I don't get it, he reviews fast food and wears a suit. Haha so funny?
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>>385363702
How could I be so horribly wrong...... I need to lay down.
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>>385362378
zrp doesn't change gameplay at all
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>>385359953
heh, I finally get the play VBTM cause of the 26th unofficial patch update.
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>>385364171
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+not+be+a+loser+on+4chan
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>>385364214
yes it does, go to the link in this post lol >>385363702
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>>385364074
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+note+be+retarded+on+an+image+board
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>>385364203
Have you been eating well anon? you need to be in top condition these shitpost aint gonna post themselves.
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>>385356093
Undertale. I'm going to finish it... but It's just mediocre.

To be fair it was a /vg/ that convinced me. /v/ is only partially at fault.
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>>385364302
>Rule 1 - Don't try to correct everyone's grammar, that makes you look like a giant faggot
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>>385364331
>note
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>>385364185
I personally enjoy that he is an authentic oddball and doesn't try to put on a show of it. It's kind of interesting to watch an eccentric person just be himself I guess.
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>>385364306
lol maybe read it :)
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>>385363080
this has been my experience with writing steam reviews

"come on faggot, stop deleting comments and debate me!"
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I liked Call of Pripyat better than Shadow of Chernobyl, except swapping their act 3's would be nice. Although, Shadow of Chernobyl did have that part where you go west (I think) and there is a group of bandits and you hear them say "I see someone coming" and they try to ambush you or whatever. It's the place that leads to those science guys. That was really good.
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>>385364185
Food autist
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>>385364527
>second game
>stopped right at Pripyat during the first so I could savor the 3rd act
>get on a chopper
>game ends

this was the worst part of the game, I thought my guy was gonna be like "you go, i must stay and put and end to the zone".
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>>385364514
anon, saying obviously false, stupid things doesn't make you a troll, it just makes you an idiot. especially when concrete proof from the mod devs has already been posted.
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>>385364862
read the faq and be amazed
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>>385356093
Witcher 3
Nier:Automata

always do the opposite of what /v/ tells you
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>>385356093
I mean it looks awesome and the ideas aren't bad at all. Somehow they screwed it up though.

The story is just not at all deep or interesting. Why didn't they explore alienation instead of "You're Strelok! Kill everything. Cheeki breeki".
I mean, weren't they said to be inspired by Roadside Picnic?


Gunplay is absolute shit and unsatisfying (The G36 and F2000 are a lot better though).

It is a bugged mess.

Prove me wrong.
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>>385365269

don't kill yourself
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Risk of rain
Looks like shit
Plays like shit
Not even meming. On the other side echoes was enjoyable
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>>385356093
Absolutely plebeian.
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>>385364339
How dare you call my golden posts shit. My posts are a god damn favor to the community. Every time I post the anyomonous masses nod their head in agreeance. People wait on their knees for me to post, so they can see meaning in life again.
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>>385360512
COP is objectively the best
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>>385365550
You're anonymous too anon.
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>>385365374
don't forget the people in those threads play with casual as fuck options enabled to make it extremely easy
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>>385356093
TRIGGERED
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It's definitely not a game that's for everyone.
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>>385366274
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None. The closest would be Chrono Trigger, but i knew that before browsing /v/, what a shit excuse of a "game". Now i want to try God Hand, i got the feeling that it's good, but overrated in here. I would play it right now, but PCSX2 doesn't work well in my toaster and i'm lazy to set it up.
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i'm playing Call of Chernobyl right now after finishing main games in the past. i thought i would get bored and drop it fast but holy shit this game is immersive and atmospheric...
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>>385366467
>not having a PS2 and a CRT

Step it up anon-chan.
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>>385366274
but everyone should try it. wildest ride 4chin hivemind ever had
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>>385361795
i laughed
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>>385366842
oh, you meant stalker.

well, i guess stalker is great too. not like "4chan hivemind" thing though
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I cant get into clear sky because the fucking faction wars keep bugging right the fuck out and i wait indefinetly for help to arrive.

I beat SoC and I want to do clear sky but i cant fucking do it.
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>>385366842
If no human could move it then how did they move it in front of the door in the first place? CHECKMATE CHRISTARDS
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>>385358231
>reddit spacing
every time.
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>>385356093
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>>385367278
Rock wasn't in place when body was moved inside. It was moved later by means different than human strength.
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>>385367307
Not an argument, Redditor
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>>385357025
>need mods to make it good

t. Never played vanilla

I had no issues playing SoC vanilla. If you get thru it without adding easy mode mods it makes CoP a little too easy though
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>>385358231
>unless you mod the shit out of it, no
This is correct actually. Stalker has not aged well at all.
>name one fucking mechanic that's actually good in STALKER
Are we talking vanilla? The gunplay and gunfights are still pretty good. The game doesn't seem like it to new players because the Makarov is such unbelievable garbage it's a chore to use and it's your only option at the start. CoP fixed this. Navigating anomolies is also well done and fun.
>impossible
Not even. Use angles and learn to aim and resposition. You die in two hits but all the enemies do too and headshots are instant kills. Again SoC lies at the start because the Makarov is hugely inaccurate and once you get a rifle this stops being an issue.
>sub-par Russians
I've played every STALKER game modded and not once have I come across broken Russians modding it. All the mods I've used worked great.
>Name me even one.
Get out of here STALKER
Ah nu cheeki breeki iv damke
Blowout soon fellow stalker
>YOU ARE THE STRELOK
I mean that's one twist but what about the brain scorcher, Monolith, and all that stuff? I won't say STALKER has an amazing story but it has a lot of creative aspects.
>only through mods
Arguably true. Mods like Call of Chernobyl add a lot of replayability through randomizing starts.
>Every game is flawed.
Literally every game ever made is flawed.
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