TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

is there anything more satisfying than backstabbing a 4 head demoknight?

>>385353089
Backstabbing a 5 head demoknight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JQvtJbpDEQ&t=0s

I AM DA SCOUT HERE!

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Even if tonight isn't the night, at least we got a blog post today
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31121

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LauBlYmURxE

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385 DAYS
GIVE IT UP FOR 385 DAYS SINCE A MAJOR UPDATE

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>>385353453
>that gentle slap at the end

WHY IS IT NOT FUCKING UP YET

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>>385353089
Yesterday I Backburner'd a Heavy and his three fucking pocket Medics.

Twice

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>>385354121
>>385354320
>tfw someone reposts your memes

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>>385353089
>>385356368
>mfw yesterday I deflected 2 Direct Missiles into the same soldier, killing him directly
I rarely play Pyro, so this felt satisfying as fuck

>>385357410
>pyro players
>reflecting direct hit
Fake news

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I'll bump your thread friendus

WHERE IS IT

>join casual because you're pretty bored
>join a team with less players than the other team, around 1-3
>on the other team is a sniper with some expensive unusual getting pocketed by one or two medics shooting every single shitter on your team
>along with that is a twitch streamer (maining soldier of course), blasting away juan.rodriguez 2002 with his Face Melting Specialized Killstreak Strange Australium Rocket Launcher with a Quick Fix up his ass as he rocket jumps across the map
>chat is filled with lenny binds, "random crits are fair and balanced" after each time they die to a random crit, and outdated memes
>their names are made out of hearts and special characters, and one of their medics has "x's GF" somewhere in their name
>both of these guys have 200+ points, while your team is still in the single digits
>your team consists of gibus shitters with no game sense, scouts who do nothing in spawn but taunt, and several dozen snipers/spies
>you pick medic because of course there's not one on your team
>within minutes you're top scoring because you're the only one who gives a shit
>die each and every time to an unforeseen headshot or rocket rain from above, and in the chat you are greeted by yet another lenny bind
>if you get lucky enough to kill them with your pocket gibus heavy, they will fill the chat with spam
>easily they win
>gg they say, all while spamming their binds

Every single server I go on has something like this in casual, it's suffering

>>385359617
thats pretty nice

whats that site that lets you mess around with cosmetic loadouts?

>>385359617
This really needs the team color yellow/orange not the ugly yellow

>>385360423
This, only Team and Cream baby.

>>385359617
>tfw you realize that the cute suit gives you gloves on both of your hands when equipped on engineer

>>385359994
>juan.rodriguez 2002
How bad are these in American servers?
I'm a Yurofag and all these fucking kids can't speak anything but their own native languages and I'm getting real sick of Pierre_le_Baguette2006 squeeking some incoherent shit in French over the mic

>>385360863
>I'm getting real sick of Pierre_le_Baguette2006 squeeking some incoherent shit in French over the mic
that sounds hiliarious

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>>385353089
>medic pops kritz on enemy soldier trying to get into Intel room
>reflect one rocket
>kill the medic and 3 other people hiding behind the door waiting for him to get the sentry
>soldier runs away
>hear death scream
>the gibus engineer walks in reloading his shotgun

>playing with 4 friends on a EU Valve server, on pl_upward, using voice chat
>game is going nowhere with the other team all spamming pills, stickies and rockets
>see really confused gibus soldier called David.lastname on our team
>I have the brilliant idea to pocket him with the vaccinator
>other friend starts pocketing him as well with the kritzkrieg
>another friend starts pocketing him with the stock medigun
>we look at the scoreboard to find his gibus nemesis, a shitty sniper with 8 points in 2 rounds that's on our team as well
>we start encouraging him over the mic, celebrating every kill, "it'll be better next time" on every death, cursing at his nemesis whenever he manages to get a point
>David is visibly confused
>Eventually we lose the game to the spam onslaught
>David fell into the pit and off the cliffs 4 times during the time we pocketed him
>The only thing he ever typed was a question mark

Was it autism?

What are some good modded gamemodes? Parkour Fortress has been "dead" for years but it's still fun to romp through.

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>>385363860
Unironically Slender Fortress

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>>385363860
Vs Saxton Hale/ Freak Fortress

On a semirelated note, about the comics
>Bimonthly means two months a year, right?
How the fuck can they be so retarded
Just give me the last comic so I can finally ignore this game completely

I love how every class has a good backstory. Soldier's is the best.

>A man who was too crazy to be accepted in the army decided to go to war by himself. By the time he did get to Germany, the war has been over for nearly a decade and he is branded as a war criminal. Eventually shared then got kicked out of the house of a magical evil wizard. Is also technically a lawyer.

>>385365505
So what's the best server for that gamemode? I know there's a few around with custom bosses.

>>385363860
FortWars is pretty fun

>>385366539
Just google Slender Fortress. I go to Disc-ff.

>>385363860
TF2ware

>join game
>get put on a team with 4 other players vs a team of 1
>switch over to the other team
>of course no one else does
>2v4
>enemy team incoming
>hide behind a corner as pyro and puff them all with the flame thrower, reflect a rocket and shotgun down the stragglers, killing them all
>enemy team all accuses me of hacking and/or smurfing

Feels good going completely stock without hats and making people mad.

>>385367920
>Only have halloween cosmetics
>Someone gets angry that a stock and no hats person kills them
>Halloween shit turns on
>Sees my demon pyro set

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>>385368080
>best set in the game is halloween restricted
why is this allowed

>>385360327
loadout.tf

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another one

so what's the tf2 trading scene like now? i heard keys are like 40 ref now? how the hell did it get that bad?

>>385370657
Basically the epitome of why TF2 turned to shit.

>>385370946
Refined continues to enter the market, but nobody's going to waste it trying to craft random dirty hats.

Meanwhile less and less and less players are buying keys than ever, so the price gap between keys and refined will continue to widen ad infinitum.

>>385352327
Why do you make these threads?
Is there a tf2 update coming?

>>385359994
>juan.rodriguez 2002
I swear to god every single player that uses their real name is an autistic child who can't even turn 180 degrees without lifting their mouse at least 4 times.

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>>385371021
>TF2 turned to shit
Tell me more about your opinion, my guy

>>385372298
>wearing canteen
Pleb detected

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Fuck loadouts

post funny

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>>385372803

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>>385372803
spies in deathcam is the funniest shit in the game i swear

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>>385373291

>>385372803
>>385373589
>playing in instarespawn skial shit servers
Now that's funny. No, wait, that's just depressing.

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>>385372803

>>385373679
I knew somebody would say that.

So recommend better ones that doesn't have f2p

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>>385372803

>>385373752
What country do you live in

>>385372754
it goes with certain loadouts
not that one though

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>>385353687
>ultiduo

>>385373924
hawaii

>>385359617
wait
cute suit is multi-class?

>>385372754
canteen literally fits the soldier

while other stuff like the battery canteen looks good on engineer or medic

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>>385359994
You forgot the part where some guy on the enemy team has a name that's nothing but random letters and numbers like wf23423efr90oq23r35 and they do nothing but show up out of nowhere to curbstomb a herd of gibus engineers before disappearing for another three minutes. I don't know what the fuck is up with those people.

>>385374234
They do that so it's harder to remember them or to kick them

>>385374150
Everything is multi-class now.

>>385374162
>I NEED to have one extra cosmetic, even if it's ugly, inappropriate, lacking in personality, and worthless!

>>385374297
Does TF2 not have a streamlined way of reporting people?

>>385374462
....well yes it does

theres a thing in the options that allow you to rightclick people's names in the scoreboard

When I play Spy or Sniper I ethier do god like or utter shit, anyone else know this feel?

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>guy taunts after he kills you

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>post yfw this starts playing on blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdXzlV-t8dw

>>385374150
Just Pyro and Engie