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Did you stick with the Dawnguard or did you go for the vampire

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Did you stick with the Dawnguard or did you go for the vampire questline?
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>>385344995
Stuck with the dawnguard. Not only do they have the best looking armor in the game, they get neat doggo companions. I really wanted to fucking kill that cunt Serana too but the game wouldn't let me
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I stopped playing your shit game (which I pirated) way before the expansions came out Todd.
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On my main file, I sided with the vampires than killed harkon. after that I've been all dawnguard cause vampirism sucks.
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I based my character on Freed from yugioh so becoming a vampire lord was a pretty natural progression

The questline still sucks ass either way though
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i went vampire, i was playing a conjurer anyways and vampires seemed more magic orientated than werewolves
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>>385344995
I did Dawnguard on my first playthrough, then after I modded things I made a vampire slut and did the vampire side.
It was pretty much the same shit in the end.
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Stick with Dawnguard, become Vampire Lord in tandem with Werewolf through mods and of course use console commands to acquire all the items and buffs
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I just use Another Life to start as a vampire sluttress and seduce the women of skyrim into the Rape Dungeon in the castle basment where I have the gargoyle dogs fuck them endlessly.
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>>385345465
Anon the werewolves were the companions, Dawnguard were vampire hunters.
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>>385345609
His post is a mess but thats not what he was saying.
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>>385345694
Oh okay.
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>>385344995
I played through both on different accounts like any rational person would do. why would i spend money just to do one half of the dlc?
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>>385345317
>I based my character on Freed from yugioh
Good taste lad
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>>385345201
Why would you arbitrarily end your sentence with "Todd"? Is that supposed to mimic some cutesy anime shit where some characters end their sentences with stupid shit?
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shitty super hero complex dlc garbage
I just wanted to hunt vampire
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>>385344995
Dawnguard all the way nigga
Vampires are basically bitches to some space edgelord
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>>385345598
Best way to play the game tbqh
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>"Essential" NPC's

Re
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>>385345201
LISTEN HERE YOU COCK-EYED MOTHERFUCKER YOU BUY 10 COPIES OF MY GAME RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT OR I WILL END THE LIFE OF EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER CARED ABOUT AND DISPLAY THEIR BROKEN CORPSES TO YOU AND BIND YOU SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO VIEW THEM UNTIL THE END OF YOUR WORTHLESS EXISTENCE
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>>385344995
Almost always stick with Dawnguard. Only ever did the vampire questline one time. Even if I were playing a vampire character I think I would stick with the dawnguard anyway. I still get the transformation plus I get access to dawnguard weapons, armor, crossbows, etc. The handful of vampire rewards weren't all that great from what I remember.
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>>385344995
>can still use restoration spells as a vampire
wew lad
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>>385344995
Vampire on my main and only playthrough. If I ever feel like playing Skyrim again I might give the Dawnguard a go but I'll probably just load it up with porn mods and get the bandits to run trains run on my tight argonian cloaca instead.
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>>385348616
Get the necromage perk and make them even stronger on you.
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>>385348616
um excuse me but don't restoration spells hurt undead
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>>385344995
>Best armor in the game
>Simple goal, kill all vampires
>One of the most interesting factions in Skyrim
Uhh, yeah.
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>>385349191
>>One of the most interesting factions in Skyrim
You say that like it's any kind of accomplishment.
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>>385347628
CALLING THE TODDEREN MOON

CALLING THE TODDEREN MOON

FELLOW TODDS MUST MAKE 5 POSTS CALLING THE TODDEREN MOON

THIS FUCKING THREAD DIES IN 10 POSTS, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS JUST BUY MY GAME ANON

JUST SPEND 10 GODDAMNED DOLLARS ANON, WHY COULDN'T YOU OF DONE THAT? WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN ANON OH GOD WHY
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>>385349242
Trust me, I almost put in a follow up saying "That's not saying a lot."
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>>385344995
Never played it because it was fucking boring.
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>>385349242
Anon

It's Skyrim

An interesting ANYTHING that isn't a mod is worth applauding
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>>385349331
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Always Dawnguard, for no deep reason.
Except once I went with the vampires because I was roleplaying as Alucard.

Did you know that going into vampire lord mode makes you go a little taller, just enough that you can't fit through most doors and hallways? So the only time you use it is when you're outside or in a big open room. It's fucking stupid. It takes like 15 seconds to transform too.
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>>385349580
Your threats don't work on me Todd, I can't die if I already feel dead inside.
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>>385349851
I always used a mod to make the vampire lord transformation just add wings to your character.
That way my waifu doesn't become ugly.
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>>385344995
Dawnguard every time.
I fucking hate edgelord factions.
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I tried the Vampire line but got sick of the blearing vision every time I went outside during the day. So I reverted to the save from before and killed them all instead.
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>>385344995
Vampires every time, because why wouldn't you want the option to turn into a monster that turns fighting enemies into shooting clay pidgeons?
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>>385349851
I got a mod that makes vampire lords normal height and allows you to activate/pick up items, because that's bullshit
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>>385344995
I'm waiting for a steam sale to buy this dlc because i'm too braindead for pirating it.
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>>385350316
Just pirate the legendary edition, then no need to try to square the purchased core app with the pirated dlc
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>>385350758
I didn't find it in any public torrent sites.
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>>385350869

http://igg-games.com/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-legendary-free-download.html
http://gamestorrent.co/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-legendary-edition-walmart.html
http://gamestorrent.co/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-special-edition-update-v1-4-codex.html
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>>385344995
Dawnguard, because wolfing out.
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>>385350998
Don't let Todd see these links
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>>385344995
Dawnguard, became a vampire on my second playthrough though.

Sucks how you never had a choice when it came to Harkon or joining the Dawnguard at the start of the quest. Skyrim could have used more actual choices like that.
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Dawnguard. Crossbows are cool. Shame we had to be buddy-buddy with Serana.
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>>385344995
Dawnguard. Remove Fang.
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Sided with vampires for access to that quest with the amazing caster ring reward, then unfucked my shit up and went dawnguard
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>>385346068
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>Find Serana
>She has an Elder Scroll
>Given no option to kill the subhuman scum and take the most powerful object in the known universe away from her
>Instead you literally hold her fucking hand back to her vampire infested home and give these animals said Elder Scroll
>This blunder is what causes everything to spiral out of control and the beginning of the entire questline you could have easily avoided by gutting the retarded Mary Sue

Explain to me how Dawnguard wasn't utter shit.
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>>385344995
I'm playing a pure mage so I went vampire. They get good mage equips, and vampire buff gives huge boost to Illusion, which is the most OP fuckin thing in this game. I don't wear armor or use weapons so didn't really care about Dawnguard rewards.
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>>385344995
The vampires in Dawnguard were retarded. The game won't stop calling them retarded. Even people on their own fucking side won't stop calling them retarded. Why even bother?
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Vampires are more interesting. The Dawnguarde were pretty fucking lame, their hideout was big, empty, and fucking boring, and their main quest was about as interesting as a soggy fart.

Meanwhile as a vampire, you get some cool ass abilities, a vampire form, some cool shit to fuck around with, the blood arrows, and there's some real cool NPCs to talk to.
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>>385344995
Dawnguard is shit unless you have the mod that lets you kill serena when the quests are done

fuck that stupid cunt
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>>385344995
Who cares? They both end up in the same conclusion.
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>>385345216

One thing that annoyed me was that going out during the day had no negative side effects. I didn't mind not instantly incinerating into ash like in MW and OB, but they could have at least made it so you were weak as fuck unless you wore protective covering.
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>>385344995
Vampires because I thought I could bang Serana, then I regretted it immensely
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>>385348880
For a second I thought this pic was Halo 3 Forge art on FUCKING Snowbound
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My dawnguard bugged out, so I guess they're both shit
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>>385346136

>expect some cool fucking Vampire wars
>just end up chasing snow elves through caves, finding a shit bow my character couldn't effectively use, and escorting around some chick vampire with a fucking elder scroll on her back with no cause for care in the world

Only interesting part of the DLC was the Daedric plane you get to explore a bit of.
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>>385352295
Even if you could take the Elder Scroll it wouldn't do anything for you and would certainly be no more powerful than a minor stamina potion. Also, your pc can't possibly know the outcome of returning the Elder Scroll in that quest anyway, so you're points are all retarded.
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>>385352295
>no option to rip serena and her inbred vampire buddies apart like fucking doomguy as a werewolf from the start

bethesda is fucking garbage
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>>385352295
>cant kill both factions by yourself
explain me why skyrim is so popular
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Hey ESlorefags, was any of the lore in Dawnguard like the Soul Cairn, Snow Elves, etc. significant to any real degree? Did it add a bunch of holes to the setting?
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>>385352567
You don't regenerate health/stamina/magic while in the sun. Not as bad as MW or OB side effect, but it's still shitty if you have to be outdoors for a long period of time and it's mostly daylight. Can't run anywhere.
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>>385352810
>Even if you could take the Elder Scroll it wouldn't do anything for you
Who said I want to use it? It shouldn't be in the hands of Molag Bal's sloppy seconds.

>Also, your pc can't possibly know the outcome of returning the Elder Scroll in that quest anyway
Again, why the FUCK would I leave an Elder Scroll in the hands of a fucking vampire? Any sane individual would have demanded she hand it over and then put a bolt inbetween her fucking eyes. What the shitting hell did you expect to happen when she asked for you to guide her home to a fuckhuge castle filled with vampires? That they'd throw you a party and do nothing with it? Oh wait, Horkan goes power hungry and wants to blot out the sun which is also retarded because that's where all magical energy resonates.
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>>385352839
But werewolf form is so shitty, plus you're going to get fucked by Hircine after you die
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Vampires in Elder Scrolls have always sucked. I never feel cool, overpowered or afraid.

I feel like I got an extremely gimped curse that causes me to wait for 16 hours in corridors to gain benefit of spells I could have gotten with level 25 alteration or charm
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>>385352594
The only man for Serana is Molag Bal. I wonder what getting fucked to death by the Prince of Rape feels like. At least she got better.
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>>385352295
Fucking this.
>playing as vampire hunter
>vampire bitch shows up
>tries to kill her
>"lol essential"
That's when i stopped the DLC.
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>>385352937
Skyrim shit all over the established lore so that it would be easier to make a LOTR knockoff MMO

>ALDUIN IS AN AEDRA
>BUT HE IS IMMORTAL LIKE A DAEDRA LMAO
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>>385353236
>`
>npc.essential=0
>kill
>go home to wife and kids
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>>385353291
>Alduin
Don't even go there.
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>>385344995
Vampires. The dawnguard guy was annoying and the girl was hot.
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>>385344995
I was already playing a vanilla vampire at the time, and I figured it would only be a matter of time until the Dawnguard got wise to my totally-legit-vampire-hunter act. So yeah, I took Harkon's deal.
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>>385353174
>>385353236
Why do you edgelords have to kill everything?
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>>385353358
>Alduin
>Dragon
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>>385352269
The second one is quite sad desu the way he slips make it feel like a real animal
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>>385353701
>why do vampire hunters have to kill vampires?
Gee, i dunno, anon.
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>>385353180
>running faster than a horse
>stunlocking dragons
>strongest melee attack in the game
>shitty
The only thing deadlier than werewolf form is stealth archery.
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>>385353703
>dunmer
>drow
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>>385353701
>People who joined a guild of vampire hunters want to kill a woman who is obviously a vampire and even openly admits it
Gee, why do you think that is?
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>>385352567
>>385353056
I remember when I got stuck during the day inside some isolated house in OB but couldn't wait inside for some reason, so I had to wait for the night to come naturally.
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>>385353701
>be motherfucking van Helsing
>not allowed to kill vampire scum on sight
The only excuse would be to follow her to her home and then kill her once it is nearby.
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>>385353701
>Defending a piece of shit vampire Mary Sue just because it has a vagina
Serana is the worst character in Skyrim by a landslide, and her being essential was a giant middle finger to anybody with two brain cells.
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>>385352295
>>385352839
>>385353236
>>385353174
>wasting a good vampire girl and not using mods to turn her into your sex slave
/v/ I'm dissapoint
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>>385354141
What is more aesthetic: Dawnguard heavy armor, or pic related?
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>>385354141
>Why... won't... you... DIE!
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Dawnguard
Werewolf is superior in skyrim as it has literally no cons
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>>385353995
>not having a file where you instantly die from sun damage the moment it loads on the only save
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>>385354405
Was just about to post this.
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>>385354272
Heavy Dragon + Jagged Crown
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>>385354010
This is how I choose to believe the Dragonborn acted.

>"this dumb Vampire bitch thinks I'm going to help her? Hmmm... Maybe I can use this to get inside their home and burn it down..."
>"why kill one Vampire scum now when I can kill HUNDREDS (and her) later."
>"and I guess if she gets raped to death by some bandits on the way there, that's good to."
"SURE YOU CAN COME WITH ME, but we'll be taking the long way, and only during daylight."
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>>385345598
A man of taste.
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>>385354248
I'm not gay, I don't fall for generic western waifu bait.
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>>385354484
Heavy dragon looks like ass, it's all PAULDRONS and weird proportions. Light dragon is the way to do.
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>>385354332
BUT YOU DON'T GET THE BENEFITS OF 'SLEEPING'
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>>385354610
Fuck you. Pauldrons rule. Dragonscale is for twinks.
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Vampirelord forms looked pretty ugly to be honest.
Going nuts as Werewolf was a lot more fun.
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>>385355191
Can I still get into Sovngarde as a werewolf?
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>>385355491
No. Off to the Hunting Grounds of Hircine you go.
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>>385355706
>implying that wouldn't be fun as fuck
Companions are pussies.
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>>385355706
Do I get to be the Hunter or the Hunted?
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>>385355491
I believe not if you are a regular Nord.
Eternal Hunt and all that with Hircine.
As Dragonborn in the game you are giving everyone the finger though, in terms of afterlife rule stuff.
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>>385355818
Hircine uses Werewolves as his hunting dogs.
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>>385355771
>>385355818
It doesn't sound different from Sovngarde, thinking about it.
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>>385355907
>Hunting grounds: Aela
>Sovngarde: that one rando girl who helps you fight Alduin, I guess
I know which afterlife has the cuter girls
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>>385355491
>>385355706
Akatosh gets the rights to a dragonborn soul
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>>385356053
Well I don't know if you'd ever revert back in Hircine's hunting ground, since it always has the Bloodmoon, which keeps lycanthropes transformed. If you're into Doggy style/bestiality though go for it.
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>>385352851
Marketing, established franchise, mod support and teenagers that care more about how much time they'll spend in a video game even if it's repetitive, boring garbage rather than the quality of the time spent.
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Why do people even REEEE so hard at werewolves in Skyrim, anyway? The only ones you ever meet in-game have full control over their mental faculties when they're transformed.
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Best armor coming through
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>>385344995
>tfw I bought Skyrim at release date and I still haven't even gotten halfway through the main quest
Is anyone else like this with any games?
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Which is the most evil daedric prince?
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>>385356639
No, just Skyrim. I never create a character that fits into the main quest and lose interest every time.
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>>385353342
this never works for me, and using a mod that makes all NPCs killable doesn't help since somehow an importantNPC ends updying somehow
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>>385356376
People hate furries and who could blame them. Thus anything with fur must be killed be default unless it proves its worth. Honestly, lycanthropy was just another garbage mechanic in a game full of them.
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>>385356960
dagon and molag obviously
malacath and maridia arent even daedra
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>>385356960
Tie between Molag Bal the God of Rape and Domination, and Boethiah the God of Plots and Deception
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Vampire because it seemed to fit my character more (dick ass argonian assassin).
I cured the vampirism as soon as I was done though.
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>>385356960
I'd say Molag Bal. Even Dagon can be attributed with positive traits like Ambition and Revolution.
Molag just straight up fucks you and everyone who comes across him in the ass.
You'd have to be a madmen to associate yourself with him in any way (see Vivec as a good example)
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>>385356960
Dagon is a more active threat to Tamriel, but Balog is definitely the most malicious out of any of the daedra princes.
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>>385357945
>balog
im sorry i butchered your name molag don't rape me
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>>385358047
For your apology, Molag will allow you to choose the hole to be violated
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>The dawnguard have fucking badass armor and train trolls to fight vampires. Leader is a battle-hardened warrior who hates vampires for personal reasons
>Vampires have armor with giant boob windows and have gay dogs. Half of them don't even wear armor. Also the leader got fucked in the pooper
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>be a mutant slug
>break into someone's house and head for the kitches
>look at the table
BY THE NINE DIVINES! A SALT, A SALT!
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>>385357694
So if you're an adherent to Molag Bal (why?) when you die do you become his rape slave forever?
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>>385358652
you made me smile and blow air from my nose a little harder than normal
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>>385352295
>There is no option to not give the vampires the elder scroll
I get that the dragonborn isn't a genius, but I don't see how that didn't set off any red flags at all.
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I never did them because I stopped playing after I 100% the base game on console. Every time I've tried to start again on PC I get bored and uninstall 2 hours in (after 30+ hours of modding).
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>>385356139
>sell your soul to every daedric lord around
>die
>all are gathered to take ownership of your soul
>flip them all off while getting a free ticket thanks to daddy akatosh
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>dawnguard dlc
>all of the shit is caves
>you don't even get to fully march with your dawnguard bros in the last quest to storm the castle because they all conveniently disappear through loading screens.
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>>385345598
Degeneracy
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>>385359193
Maximum trolling.
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>>385359193
>implying that the Dragonborn doesn't canonically become Herma-Mora's replacement for Miraak
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>>385359257
>all the daedric lords furiously trying to get your soul
>save for Sheogorath who never asked for your soul to begin with and is laughing his arse off
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>>385344995

To this day I never went the Dawnguard route. I just like vampires.
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>>385359695
I never thought of that. Sheogorath obviously doesn't give a single fuck about owning souls.
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>>385345163
Serana is best girl you fucking pleb
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>>385344995
Kill all vamps
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>>385359894
>there are actually people who think this
literally why
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>>385359894
If she's so good then why don't you go ahead and marry her?
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>>385359894
My man.
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>>385360091
Thanks to mods, I already did.
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>>385348880
Making Talos a divine takes away from his feats as a man. Feats that should be inspirational for every man. Instead "nah he's a god lmao".
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I modded the vampire lord into a cute and went around slaughtering everyone on the roads every night.
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Braith is my little fuckdoll.
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Dragonbord DLC was the only good part of Skyrim y/n
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>>385360457
Talos wasn't a God when he accomplished those feats. He rose to the status of Divine because of them.
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>>385359894
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>>385345936
>I played through both on different accounts like any rational person would do. why would i spend money just to do one half of the dlc?

If you just play through one side, you've played about about 80% of the DLC. That's how much they overlap.
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>>385360583
Certainly better than Dragonborn DLC.
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>>385359894
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>>385352810
>Also, your pc can't possibly know the outcome of returning the Elder Scroll in that quest anyway

I don't know the outcome of slathering my balls in honey and dipping them in a river but I'm not going to do it. Are bitey fish attracted to honey? I don't know. But something tells me I shouldn't do it. Will vampires try to blot out the sun with an Elder Scroll? Fuck if I know, but something tells me I shouldn't leave them with it.
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>>385359894
>Serana is best girl you fucking pleb
>wanting molag bals sloppy seconds
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>>385353701
>Why do you edgelords have to kill everything?

Nobody wants to kill everything. Just disgusting, worthless, evil, filthy things like vampires. Why would I join the Dawnguard otherwise?
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>>385360856
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>>385361150
What if you grind their fangs down and feed them a protein rich diet of semen?
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>>385359894
>you fuck her mother in front of her
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>>385360986
Wanting the poop children of the poop god.
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>>385361274
>What if you grind their fangs down and feed them a protein rich diet of semen?

That could work.
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>>385361672
>Wanting the poop children of the poop god.
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>>385361943
Yep, the ass is where baby orcs come from.
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>>385344995
Dawnguard has all of the best shit

>armored trolls
>doggos
>cool armor
>cool maces and axes
>crossbows
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>>385344995
always went with the vampires and then with a mod went to the Dawnguard HQ to turn all the NPCs into vampires so I didn't miss on the unique stuff they had
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>>385356402
I love this armor, but the normal mapping and weird coloring generally makes it look like flat plastic.
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Why did Mercer try to kill you again?
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>>385363818
I guess because you saw Karliah
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>>385363818
Better question would be why Karliah shot you instead of Mercer
Her reasoning was that he would kill you in a fight, but there would be no fight if she shot him in the first place
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>>385345163
This.
Take heed, brother. There are heathens and degenerates about that would want nothing more but to stray from the path of Jehovah just to fuck that witch, Serana.
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i've always wandered,what happens to the dragon born soul once he dies (assuming you played the game to completion) ? who claim him ? the many deadric princes/sses,akatosh since you got dragonblood,sovngard or sithis ?? i've always went with the idea of sithis since he is the most powerfull deity you interact with.
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>>385366193
Elder Scrolls PCs get bad ends, so he's likely a slave to the daedric prince from Dragonborn
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>>385366305
i dont think Hermaeus Mora is powerfull enough to challenge sithis or akatosh for the soul of the dragonborn,hell i think all the deadric princess get cucked out since they arent as powerfull as said 2 to lay a claim.

and since you say pc get bad end i guess its sithis since your soul will be locked in the eternal pitch black void
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>>385366305
>Elder Scrolls PCs get bad ends
most elder scrolls PCs just fade into obscurity and we never know what happens to them, the only one we ever see again is the Oblivion PC
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>>385344995
The vampires are fucking retarded
and being one sucks
Dawnguard

Also the DLC is shit, only good thing it adds is crossbows
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>>385366193
nah,my homie dragonborn get to stay with noctural and pound her crow pussy
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>>385366193
no one gets to clain him because :
>bethesda writing.
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>>385366193
Your soul gets split and placed into horcruxes and everyone you pledged your soul to gets a piece.
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>>385366193
he belongs to akatosh no matter what
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>>385366305
Unless the dragonborn specifically promises their soul to a prince it goes by default to Akatosh who would probably sent it to Sovenguard.

You never promise it to He'mora, you just work with him on a temporary basis in order to get rid of Miraak.
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>>385366193
you turn into Azuras anal bead
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>>385346068
you dip
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>>385367090
>akatosh the faggot being able to claim something away from the dread father.
keep dreaming you imperial cuck
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>>385352295
>Given no option to kill the subhuman scum and take the most powerful object in the known universe away from her

Her vagina?
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>>385367258
Who was in the wrong here?
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Why would the Dragonborn's soul go to Akatosh just for being a Dragonborn? I get that it makes sense that way, but didn't that specifically not happen to Miraak? Isn't that turd proof that Daedra can take Dragonborn souls like any other? It's been a while since I played, please forgive me if I'm misremembering
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Why didn't Jyggalag feature in Skyrim?
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>>385366579
>the only one we ever see again is the Oblivion PC
What.. where?
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>>385367642
the dread father claim the DB soul since he is the most powerfull deity,but not after the souls is passed trough all deadras.

what await the dragon born soul after his death is spooky.
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>>385352295
this, i joined to kill vampires, not babysit some sub human
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>>385367725
>Why didn't Jyggalag feature in Skyrim?
I thought Jyg and Sheo switched places after a certain amount of time passed
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>>385367725
he was you fuckin shit for brain,you fucking aborption,you even got cheese memes and a fucking staff fuck you and die
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>>385354272
True aesthetic is ebony + Konahrik
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>>385366193
This has been argued about for ages, but from what I've seen the general consensus is usually;
>Get's reclaimed by Akatosh and absorbed into him.
>Goes to Sovngarde.
>Ends up in the Hunting Grounds if you're a werewolf.
>Dragonborn ends up ascending to godhood like Talos.

But ultimately you can imagine your own fate for the dragonborn since there's no ultimate conclusion in the game, and none of the other protagonist's fates are hard canon.
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>>385344995
Dawnguard dlc was terrible

>changed how vampires look making them stand out like sore thumbs
>added vampire attacks to towns, which make no sense since kidnaping npc can't be done with the game engine, so all they do is get slaughter by guards and possibly killing merchants, just like with dragon attacks it just makes you want to speedrun the questline just to make them stop, except unlike dragons this shit auto starts up as soon as you hit lvl 8
>useless waifu bait character is introduced, waifubaits entire story is trouble with her parents, said character bends everyones agency around her to the point of making hardcore no-bullshit vampire hunter guy "tolerate" her presence, then when her quest is over thanks to your help she then lives with the vampire hunters. note* if you ever become a vampire during the quest you are barred entry to their headquarters and they refuse to talk to you. at no point are you allowed to be a villain/asshole or rude towards her in like most other quests, every dialog option is to be a caring hero with a shoulder begging to be cryed on.
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>>385367793
There's an arguement to be made that the champion became Sheo during the Shivering Isles questline.
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>>385367889
Sheo and Jygg are one in the same.
Betrayed by the other princes who turned him mad in fear of his power. Only the second time in known history they all agreed to work together.
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>install oblivion XP
>game suddenly becomes playable, no need to minmax skill paths, can actually see armor tiers above elven
Base oblivion was complete shit now that I think about it
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>>385362060
Your posts must be baby orcs then.
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>>385360856
Alright, you got me
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Who is stronger?
A paladin who slays a great monster or one who purifies a great monster?
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I can't remember.

All I remember was the shitty new crossbows that apparently are good for vampire hunting.
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>>385366193
He's literally a piece of Akatosh so what do you think
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>>385367642
Akatosh has dibs on all dragons souls as in scene dragons are small fragments of Akatosh.

Also, Miraak was eaten by the last dragonborn.
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I actually tried to play through Skyrim with a lot of mods recently, at some point I felt like doing this DLC for some reason and dropped the game so fucking hard, the writing is actually that fucking bad, its not like the writing in the main game or any other recent Bethesda game is good, but this was just incredibly bad even for them, probably worse than fan fiction in some spots.
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>>385359894
I think you mean Ysolda.
>tfw no druglord gf
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>>385349851
You can squeeze through if you land.
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>there will never be a good vampire slaying game.
>All games will have you play the vampire because apparently all game devs are 12 year old girls.

Dawnguard would have been awesome if it wasn't for Skyrim's combat.
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>>385368489
>tfw no druglord gf
Ysolda sucks spiked khat dick
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>>385344995
I CAN'T STICK WITH ANYBODY BECAUSE I INSTALLED A FUCKTON OF MODS AND I CAN'T GET THIS THEM TO WORK

WTF MAN I HAD OVER 200 MODS + REQUIEM BEFORE AND IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM BACK THEN THIS TIME O'VE BEEN AT IT FOR 2 DAYS NOW AND I STILL HAVEN'T MANAGED TL GET IT TO WORK AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I just want my brutally difficult Requiem god damn it
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>>385367463
molag bal already owns all of her holes
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My favourite part by far was the whole stretch all all the way up through the snowy mountains. I did it in one run, having cleared my inventory except for a few provisions (food only, no health potions) and after switching my armour for something that looked like it would actually keep the cold out. Pretty comfy, it felt like a journey to Shangri-La or something.
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>>385367889
Sheogorath ceased to exist and became Jygalagg at the end of Shivering Isles.
The protag of Oblivion became the new Sheogorath.
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>>385368840
>The protag of Oblivion became the new Sheogorath.
damn I need to play Oblivion
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>>385368035
redpill me on the ideal masters,how powerfull are they ? are they deities or aedra/daedra ?
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>>385352295
Are there still no mods that fix this? Expect for maybe alternate start I still haven't found anything that makes the starting quest less retarded.
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>>385368840
>became the new sheo
no, he mantled sheogorath. practically the same thing though.
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>>385366542
>i dont think Hermaeus Mora is powerfull enough to challenge sithis or akatosh for the soul of the dragonborn
Wouldn't he be powerful enough to keep the dragonborn alive as a slave for eternity though?
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>>385368586
Nah, she just sells poison to those furries so we could get rich while slowly killing them off.
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>>385344995
I got to the point where I had to choose, told the vampires to fuck off, got kicked out of the castle, and the followup quest never activated.

UESP says this is a common enough bug that it lists the console commands to force activate the next quest, and even that didn't work. That's when I gave up on Skyrim. Fuck you Todd.
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>>385369045
>redpill me on the ideal masters,how powerfull are they ?

Not very TBQH. They're knowledgeable but otherwise harmless. No influence beyond their little pocket of oblivion and the occasional dealing with those interested in conjuration.

>are they deities or aedra/daedra ?

All of the above are one in the same, the only difference being whether or not they took part in the initial creation of Mundus or not.
That said they're technically low/mid-level daedra. They couldn't even fend off their relm from an invasion of basic Daedric servants during the second era.
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>>385369045
It's never explained exactly what the Ideal Masters are but they seem to be less powerful than the Daedra since no one seems to know about them and they only have power within their own realm. Also they mostly seem to rely on exploiting people's stupidity, ignorance, or short-sightedness in order to gain an upperhand on them since they had to trick Durnehviir into being their slave.
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>>385369392
He was tricked into doing it.
mantling a daedra seems to me like a very bad idea, I don't think anyone would do it on purpose anyway
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>>385359868
Once you have his "blessing", you're his no matter where you end up, and that suits him fine.
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Did anyone find The Reaper in the Soul Cairn?
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>>385368558
>tfw
same, still waiting to get a good fucking vampire hunting game, i don't want some waifushit, i want to fucking kill vampires
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>>385369637
>>385369597
thanks for the info,but what is their end goal ?
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>finish Shivering Isles
>find Sheogorath's shrine in Cyrodil
Hilarious
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>>385369826
Yeah. You collect all of those reaper gem fragments and take them to that small tower near the first guardian to summon him.
The fight is shitty, he's nothing more then a large skele with an iron axe.
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>>385369826
I found two of the fragments but couldn't figure out where the third was and didn't feel like lingering in that purple shithole any longer since I'd found everything else
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>>385370086
>what is their end goal ?

They have an insatiable hunger to feed on soul essence. Outside of that they don't have any real motivations or plans that we know of.
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>>385369826
People didn't?
Put clothes on you slut.
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>>385369826
yeah but he wasnt much of a fight,hell the dragon armor guards were more of a challenge,but damn that sapping light was annoying..
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>>385368315
Why is her sclera yellow?
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>>385368586
fake news, she does not
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>>385353358
I know I'm replying to ancient bait, but
1. valid
2. he's prideful, doesn't consider you a threat, etc. adds character
3. he's busy raising the dead dragons
4. see 3
5. yes, that is a plot point. what's the issue?
6. not like he had much choice. should he have conveniently had a secret hideout that granted him super plot armor?
7. This is clear, he was supposed to be the world eater but gave up on that and settled for enslavement instead.
8. valid
9. valid
10. basically fluff by repeating the same last 2 points, but still valid
11. valid
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>>385370117
>The fight is shitty, he's nothing more then a large skele with an iron axe.
goddamn it bethesda
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>>385370113
>the player has gone so insane that he's speaking to himself at his own shrine
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>>385368716
>actually playing Requiem
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>>385370189
>Put clothes on you slut.
make me
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How would you feel if the next game involved the reintroduction of dwemer?
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>>385368035
Why do the Nords get their own super special hangout in Aetherius when none of the other races do?
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>>385370330
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>>385370086
same as yours. exist and enjoy that existence while it lasts
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>>385370229
What's the point of your point when pretty much all you say is that pic's points are valid?
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>Civil War Overhaul creator blocked his mod from the Nexus because of Donald Trump
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>>385369045
So are the Ideal Masters the floating crystal things that you see around the Soul Cairn?
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>>385370426
Do you not like slutty elves Whitestrake?
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>>385370534
explain?
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>>385368358
He is also literally a piece of Shor and Talos incarnate.
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>>385370510
because half of them aren't valid and 1-2 are basically repeats. and muh autism
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>>385344995

>Replaying Dawnguard
>Went with Vampires the first time, decided to stick with Dawnguard this time
>Expect that I'd take Serana back to Fort Dawnguard as a captive
>Have to take her home
>Forced to give an Elder Scroll, which she admits as being an Elder Scroll when you meet her, to a bunch of vampires
>If you ask Isran, he just goes "Sure, just take her home."

This already feels dumb
Is it going to be any different from the vampire version?
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>>385370586
Literally the only good elf is a dead elf
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>>385370658
>Is it going to be any different from the vampire version?
Not really.
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>>385370589
I don't know the full story, but i remember that, some days after Trump was elected, i wanted to download the mod and the page only had one message like: "Blocked until Trump is out of office, nice job America" or some shit like that.
You can find the mod somewhere else and the message is not there anymore.
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>>385370586
Cease posting.
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>>385370595
But aren't Shor, Talos, and Akatosh the same individual?
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>>385370718
I don't think the mod author was even Murican.
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>>385370754
>Cease posting.
Whitestrake pls
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>>385370364
I just want Dwemer ghosts to return. Ruins in Skyrim felt so empty without them.
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>>385370783
>>385370534
>>385370589
>>385370718
This was the message:

"This file has currently been set to hidden by the author of the file. You cannot look at this file page or download any files relating to this file until the author makes the file visible to the public again.
The reason given by the author is: All of my mods are hidden until November 9.
In a time where hatred screams loud from the dark recesses of the internet and my country, I will use my soapbox for something. For more information on what you can do to help, I suggest you visit Amnesty International.
BlackLivesMatter
LGBTRights
TransIsBeautiful
RefugeesWelcome
OccupyWallStreet
YesAllWomen
and...
ImWithHer"

Found it on reddit
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>>385370840
DESIST
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>>385370840
>Not making loli version of superior Breton race.

What are you even living for anon?
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>>385370880
Wonder how he'll feel is Trump ends up getting reelected.
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>>385352567
Theres a mod I think better vampires or something. You literraly burn alive in the sun
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>>385352295
>"Is that an elder scroll?"
>Uhh mind your own business shitlord and take me back to my evil vampire lair
>try to kill her, she's essential
>tell her to leave me alone
>NO I'M COMING WITH YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
>fine carry some of my shit then
>UHH DO IT YOURSELF?!
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>>385370880
>>385370718
Holy shit what a massive faggot, glad i never used his mod anyway
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>>385370918
>DESIST
Mer and Men are friends
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>>385357623
Boethia is a Good Deadra
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>>385370282
>Requiem is bad
What else do you propose then?
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>>385370880
I wouldn't download this faggot's mod if it was available, hope he kills himself.
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>>385370990
>daedric armor
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>>385370771
No, Akatosh is separate. Shor is a nordic aspect of Lorkhan and Talos was Shezzarine as well so technically he is the same being.
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>>385370364

How far did the Dwarven empire even stretch? I'm assuming they didn't have a presence in Black Marsh, and every other province seems a bit far from their home.

I'd rather they come up with some original race with unique architecture, but that's trusting modern Bethesda with a lot.
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>>385352295
Developers care more about forcing you to experience a story rather than giving players the ability to role play.

It does say alot about the quality of the story where doing the logical thing ends the story in the first 5 minutes of it starting. I wish modders cared more about trying to fix Bethesda cancerous shit over making boring worldspace mods featuring fully voiced quest lines and slutty fully(and terribly) voiced female followers.

I mean fuck why is every Jarl and their replacements still voiced by Ralof of Riverwood and Battleborn patron guy? They don't even have that many lines, has none stepped up to volunteer to end the samevoice that plagues this half decade old game?
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>>385353056
you could get certain arrows to shoot at the sun and make it like night time and not suffer those effects
>>
>tfw want to play skyrim again
>reinstall it and a bunch of mods
>start playing
>remember how shit the melee combat is
>uninstall
I swear every 6 months.
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>>385371351
>plunge world into eternal night
>no retaliation whatsoever from NPCs
t-thanks Todd
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>>385371245
>How far did the Dwarven empire even stretch?

Well Cyrodiil didn't have any as far as i know. But there's some books that mention them in Elsweyr but their presence was apparently sparse at best.
My best guess is that they were spread out over the top 1/3 of Tamriel and were in the process of establishing satellite colonies further south right before the whole heart of Lorkhan thing.
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>>385370364
>Reintroduction

The next elder scrolls takes place in the past. Dunno why nobody realized it. As of Skyrim the world is starting to become mundane and non magical
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>>385371449
>Eternal night
>Doesn't last forever
okay
>>
Just got the PS4 version for lazy mindless playing.

What are some decent mods, I know it doesn't have custom assests but I was just thinking of nerfing stealth archery and going from there.
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>>385370392
Because Nords are so fucking dumb they dont notice Sharr is Lorkhan.
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>>385371117
He got nothing, because there's nothing like Requiem. He's parroting. You can install 100 mods and tinker with them all day and you won't get anywhere near Requiem.
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>Elder Scrolls Online has the Elder Scroll of fucking CHIM in it
Why is something so disgustingly powerful just THERE
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Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e0s91RmkAA

Also, which skill rebalance mod is the best?
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>>385371449
>plunge world into eternal night

>Sun turns normal after 24 hours
>Serana walks around in daylight the entire time completely unaffected proving vampires aren't even effected by it
>Constant vampire attacks on roads by vampires in the daylight
>Scripted vampire raids in major cities in day light.

System 32 has encountered a plot hole that cannot be consolidated. Please delete system 32 and re-install to continue.
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>>385371818
>>Serana walks around in daylight the entire time completely unaffected proving vampires aren't even effected by it
B-but she has a hoodie, anon!
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>>385371725
>Why is something so disgustingly powerful just THERE
bethesda boredom
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>>385348880
>tfw physical vagina mods are a cunt and a half to run on argonians and hdt tails always freak out
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>>385371818
>Vampires somehow become less powerful from feeding on blood
>Vampires show their true strength when starving themselves
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>>385354141
I can't tell if that man is really fat or really short. Maybe both.
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>>385344995
Playing as a vampire sucks in Skyrim because the npc population is too low, so there aren't enough people to feed on.
>>
i've always thought the only reason you can't marry Serana it's because she's a vampire and doesnt believe in Mara or something, and that she tells you that "we dont need to marry, i like what we are now"

There should be mods that, once she becomes a human, you can marry her, would have been a cute love story.
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>>385353358
Theres a theory that he actually lets you win because he was bored on a mondas and only wanted to fuck around
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>>385348880
Would piling up a bunch of Thalmor bodies to form the letters TALOS RULES in front of an AD base be something the Nords would actually do?
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>>385371818
>three low level vampires barge through the front gates and get annihilated by the entire city guard garrison every few days
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>people actually like serana
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>>385372291
>Implying Nords can read.
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>>385372473
Stop bullying the Nords
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>>385372238
Perhaps she's just the only sensible character in the game for not wanting to hop on your dick with all haste just for running their errands, or maybe whoever wrote her just wanted to make sure no one could ever truly have her but himself
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>>385372471
i wish imperial armor in skyrim looked like what it did in oblivion
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So is TES 6 going to finally be in Orsinium?
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>>385372654
I wish ANY armor in Skyrim looked like it fucking belonged in Skyrim
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>>385372554
They are the africans of Tamriel.
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>>385344995
>Become Stealth Archer
>Become Vampire
>Get Necromage Perk
>Keep Serana as you companion
>Let Serana and her zombies deal with everyone up close while you stay hidden and perform one hit kills with your enchanted bow.
Get Gud.
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>>385372756
>this entire post
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>>385372654
The heavy armor version looks great on females. Too bad all you see are the light armor enemy varieties everywhere
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>>385372394
>be in Whiterun in middle of day
>Vampires attack
>Hear Nazeem shittalking behind me
>Do you get....
>Vampire impales him
>Vampires pause waiting for everyone to panic or fight back
>30 seconds pass and nobody does shit
>Awkward pause as people walk by and go "what happened" at Nazeem corpse, then walk away as if they couldn't care less while vampires just stand there not knowing what to do.

>Vampires get uppity and attack guard.
>Shitstorm.jpg
>They get killed within seconds

>TF when nobody cared Nazeem died.
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>>385372756
>Get Gud
>while playing as the easiest and most broken "class" in the game
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>>385372756
>Get Gud.
>playing on easy mode
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>>385371064
No she isn't. She just helped the Dunmer one time so she could fuck over a bunch of Aedra worshiping High Elves and shit on Trinimac.
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>>385372471
Nah, I prefer the superior vampire girl.
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>>385372145
Tbf, it was actually sort of like that in Dracula, where most modern vampire tropes come from. The vampires in that book used blood to renew their appearance of being alive, and the longer they went without a meal the more they started to look like undead freaks. I don't think it affected their power level either way, though.
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>>385353701
>"heard the vampire hunters are reforming"
>WOOOOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU EXPECTED TO KILL VAMPIRES NOT ALLY WITH THEM?
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I wonder how many people didn't realize that Vampire Lord is the most OP thing in the game when Serana isn't your follower? For some reason the absorb health attack is weak as hell when she's your follower is devastating when she isn't. You can literally kill almost anything in the game in seconds.
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>>385372756
>le sneaky archer
>"Get Gud."
Lmao is this satire?
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>>385373413
>"I heard they're reforming the Dawnguard! I've thought about joining up myself!"
>Kill vampire in town
>YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR KILLING THIS VAMPIRE MENACE! OFF TO JAIL WITH YOU
wtf town guard, I thought we were bros
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>>385372971
The reason why I quit Skyrim SE

Figure I'd start doing some quests in Whitereach; looked around for some guy involved in the murder mystery sidequest
Search for 15 minutes, turns out he got killed by vampires who spawned while I was running around the castle or somesuch

Turns out there was no proper fix for this shit because SSE64 wasn't out, and I think still isn't out
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>>385373207
Even if you are a pedophile, I don't know how anyone could like any of the kids in Skyrim.

The girl they got to voice all of them sounds terrible, and Babette is one of the worse examples where most of her lines are incredibly stilted and obvious reads.
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>>385373207
>people actually like any character from skyrim
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>>385373934
epic peanus weenus mai friend hahah! :D

ITT: Did you stick with the Vanguard, the answer is, of course, my peenus weanus hahah :D
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>>385373728
>Turns out there was no proper fix for this shit because SSE64 wasn't out, and I think still isn't out

And it won't be out at all most likely. The entire SKSE team is now one single guy who's solely focused on FO4 right now. The other 3 SKSE devs all moved on to IRL shit and the 12 or so support volunteers are all MIA.

The one remaining guy is good at what he does but he's only one dude.
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>>385353236
you think it is unreasonable to assume a vampire hunting society would give free access to their fortress to a vampire because the new scrub is a contact of hers?

yeah me too
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I was extremely disappointed when I found out the missions are the same and they just swap the enemies
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>>385374278
I'm surprised you expected anything different by the time you were far enough into the game to do those missions.
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>>385374182
>FO4
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>>385373735
The fact that Bathesda couldn't do 1000 year old vampire loli when there is so much reference material on how to do it well is further proof of their incompetence
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>>385374595
FO4 mods are good
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>>385349919
FOOLISH MORTAL
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL WITH ME
YOU WILL BE FLAYED ALIVE EVERYDAY
SINCE YOU SHALL NOT DIE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EXPERIENCE THE PAIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN

THE ONLY WAY TO AVOID THIS IS TO BUY 30 COPIES OF SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION AND I WANT YOU TO POST THE RECEIPT TO CONFIRM THIS

YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE MORTAL, COMPLY OR SUFFER FOR ETERNITY
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It's annoying enough that the DLC sends a hit squad after you every 12 seconds regardless of your choice; I'm not going to join the vampires and turn Skyrim in Syria with gargoyles.
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I stuck with the dawnguard, convinced serana to cure her vampirism and then used mods to marry her
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>>385344995
last time I played I was role playing a werewolf so I said FUCK YOU before I lost my save during a pc upgrade, never finished the quest line
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>>385370213
Hep C
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>>385373728
And this is why every other NPC is essential.
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>>385351109
>getfags
GET better taste

also it really fucking sucks that skyrim is the best werewolf rpg we have
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>>385368315
the one who slays the monster and then uses the extra non-wasted time slaying more fucking monsters
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i ended up just modding vampirism the form is stupid
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>>385374883
All the assassins would be fine if they only spawned in the wild, or were maybe an event that interrupted fast travel

But them spawning in cities and killing NPCs is the kind of fucking stupid shit that only Bethesda can do; any version where you can't mod them out is garbage. Shit, if you were playing on fucking consoles you couldn't even fix that shit with console commands
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>>385375202
you'd think bethesda would just make a way to toggle essential npc's on and off. oh wait, that would take a tiny bit of extra work.
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>>385376230
i'd rather then actually make shit work properly instead of relying on the player to apply bandage fixes
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>>385344995
The story for this fucking sucked. I stuck with the Dawnguard though since my character was a holy paladin.

>think choosing dawnguard will result in a long brutal crusade against the vampire menace
>instead you just work with your waifu serana (who should have been killed or at least imprisoned immediately) who has daddy issues the whole god damn time
>can't even cure serana at the end because I explored all of her dialogue options earlier in the story and pissed her off too much I guess (no other quests in the game were like this so this really pisses me off)
>the story made no fucking sense at all like jesus christ it was bad

Whole thing was a giant disappointment. I was really looking forward to it since it fit my character too.
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>>385375584
werewolves are absolute garbage in skyrim
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>>385376392
I think they should stop biting off more than they can chew and just release fewer features, especially flashy features nobody asked for but which require a lot of time and money to make work.
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>>385376650
which is why I said it sucks that it's the best rpg where you get to be a werewolf
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>>385376650
The completely dropped wereboars and you're only allowed to see werebears in the Dragonborn DLC but not allowed to become one.
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>>385376217
it would actually be cool if the scale of the game was much bigger so a few civilians getting blasted wasnt literally genocide in skyrim
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"We can't let the big bad get Auriel's Bow or he will plunge the world into eternal night and vampires will take over. Luckily he does not know where it is yet."

"OK, let's go through a whole quest series to get Auriel's Bow and then bring it directly to his room for him to take"

What the fuck? You didn't even need the bow to kill him. You could have just walked in there and killed him from day one. God damn Dawnguard was a trainwreck.
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>DLC about fighting vampires
>spend the whole time fighting skeletons and falmer

Fucking trash DLC
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>>385359695
Madness is in the L DragonBorn already.
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>>385353701
Because no one is allowed to have "fun" on this board.

If you actually enjoy the storyline of a game or any other feature, there is something wrong with you, at least according to this board.
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>>385374595

Skyrim is six years old now. People would rather work on a newer game.
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>>385377590
no you need the bow to kill them desu
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>>385344995
Dawnguard had more cool shit than vampire questline.
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>Spent a ton of time hyping up the Ideal Masters while in the Soul Cairn
>"oh man I can't wait to meet these guys they sound bad ass"
>never mentioned again for the rest of the dlc

What a fucking let down.
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>>385378317
No you don't. You can choose to give Harkon the bow like an asshole. After that you can still just kill him normally. The shield he does is just a stupid in game mechanic that gives you an excuse for bringing the bow.
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>>385378337
>soul cairn

Literally the DLC is more fun if you just quickly no clip the entire thing.
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>>385378478
If you're high enough leveled you can one shot him before the fight even starts.

I sneak attacked him with my crossbow to get him to stop talking and start fighting and it one-shot him.
He teleported around a couple of times then died infront of the altar.
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>>385344995
B-b-b-both
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Would you a goblin?
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>>385359193

We call this the Constantine gamble
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>>385379051
Yes, but not that one.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/1f233be6e9388d3f3a908066f2f9911f/tumblr_oryajblY181sgcq9so1_500.gif
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>>385377792
there are plenty of valid points in this thread as to why dawnguard's story is shit

but you'll just plug your ears and go

>BUT IT'S FUN TO ME YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE IT
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What about lizard ladies?
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>>385379743
(lifts her tail intensifies)
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>>385379421
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>>385379051
goblins in elder scrolls are disgusting green diseased monkies
get that anime shit out of here
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>>385379743
What about 'em?
>>
I've reinstalled the game a couple of times with the aim of completing the main story and dlc but its just so fucking dull
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>want to play with some height mods, graphical mods, beauty mods, and armor mods
>IF YOU PLAY WITH MODS ACHIEVEMENTS ARE DISABLED
I know I shouldn't care, but that's super gay. I get that someone could just make a get every achievement mod or create overpowered god mods that make getting achievements easier, but what about us who just want to play the game with some quality of life shit?
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>>385380108
Isn't that only for the special edition?
And I'm pretty sure there are mods that disable it anyway.
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>>385359212
MUH DUH JEN ERASSY!!!!!
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>>385344995
Vampires don't have enhanced crossbows.

Unless you pacify every DG member with Illusion spells but that's not the point
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I did neither because the questline required to start that DLC bugged out on the two characters I attempted it with and I lost interest after that.

I'd have stuck with the Dawnguard, though.
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>>385345163
same
fuck that mary sue cunt
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>>385379743
>>385379798
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>>385359429
Akatosh>some deadra loser
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>>385379051
what mods?
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Can we discuss how shit Serana is? She's basically a life is strange tier sensitive teenage gurl pretending to be a vampire
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>>385381160
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/85644/?
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>>385381178
Serana is absolutely shit. I doubt you'll find anyone disagreeing with you barring the thirstiest nigga on the planet.
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>>385381289
thanks senpai
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>>385372756
>skyrim
>get gud
>get, not git
oh man, this post
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>>385370274
You talk to Haskill instead
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>>385352295
>Join dawnguard
>Forced to do vampire bullshit instead of kill them
>Join vampires
>Have to betray the vampire king
Bethesda's worst DLC, felt happier paying for horse armor.
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>>385373108
this picture reminds me of how much I wish the elder scrolls had fat people in them.
>inb4 the dwarf from morrowind
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>>385373108
>slutty dunmer on the stairs
>red lantern behind them
Nice touch. That picture really shows how squandered the Elder Scrolls is as a series.
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>>385374873
>mfw when i read this with the voice of the Dremora Lords from Skyrim
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recommend me some good character mods my good anons, vanilla character creation is shit
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>>385381428
get gud scrub
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>>385381910
racemenu
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>>385381910
use your imagination anon
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>>385371818
I think you are just corrupting the arrows and not the bow itself or some lazy shit.
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>>385381910
Only one I've used is Character Creation Overhaul.
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>tfw you go full Pelinal on Dren and his band of shitters and shove a daedric claymore up their elven asses before freeing all the slaves and taking 60 hits of moon sugar to celebrate
if only I could be a member of the blades in real life
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>>385345317
>this nigger is still getting newer yugioh cards
>still no anime/manga about the fucking lore
kinda hurts desu
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>>385344995
Originally I went Vampire because fuck it.

But from a narrative perspective, it makes sense to go Dawnguard.
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>>385382814
pffffffffsshhhyeah
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>>385382814
>But from a narrative perspective, it makes sense to go Dawnguard.
how so?
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>>385353358
>tfw skyrim main quest could have had you rallying and leading the thalmor, nords and imperials against alduin's army of dragons
>instead you beat up every little bitch nigger wyvern he summons immediately and chase him to not-valhalla and whoop him like a red-headed stepchild and the thalmor are completely irrelevant
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>>385344995
I stuck with dawnguard to get those awesome custom crafted, ancient technology having crossbows for my thralls. Turns out most followers can't use crossbows... they just aim and never fire a bolt. Thanks for ruining my dream of a crossbow squad, Todd.
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>>385382970
Well you have to kill the vampire Lord anyway.
Plus I found it random that the Dawnguard sends you to get the elder scroll, only for you to ignore them until the very end where you have to kill them all.
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>>385344995
Vampires are fags, so Dawnguard.
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so hey kids how about that SKSE eh
when's that getting released?
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>>385344995
I asked myself what kind of Twilight bullshit Todd was on and dropped the game. Realized I wasn't his demographic anymore.
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>tfw no open world game about hunting vampires, werewolves, wendigos, hopkinsville goblins, jersey devils, etc.
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>>385383552
>tfw no F.E.A.R. game where you hunt paranormal creatures like that in houses etc
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>>385356639
I sunk a significant amount of time into Skyrim on the 360 but never went far into the main quest because it was boring. When I got it for the PC recently I ran through the main quest in a few hours after crafting 100% Destruction and Restoration cost reduction armor and confirmed it's a really shitty quest line. I thought Oblivion was kind of meh and had a weird ending (after defeating Camaron and not completing the quest line I assumed I would fight an actual final boss and was disappointed that I ended up just running Martin into a room to end the game) but Skyrim's quest line was really shitty.
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>>385383120
It makes sense, but it's stupid. The Dragonborn is the chosen one of Akatosh. He's supposed to be able to kick Alduin's ass for no fucking reason. Akatosh could pick a sick child as the Dragonborn and the universe would find a way to make him kick Alduin's ass. However, destiny and all that shit is incredibly lame to play through. The civil war and Thalmor should have had much more impact on the story.
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>>385385163
The problem with Bethesda main quests outside of Morrowind is that they give you a big scope, but they never realize it. Morrowind is exempt because it's much more personal in nature despite being pretty dire.

In Oblivion the Oblivion gates are supposed to be these intimidating holes into hell, but you can shut them down just by running in and grabbing a stone real quick and the daedra never venture too far from their portals. We're told how destructive they are and we see the aftermath, but we never get to see them being destructive outside of the very final battle and Martin fixes that up in like 2 seconds. Everything we do is either incredibly easy or very personal so the whole Oblivion crisis seems like a non issue.

Skyrim is similar. These dragons are supposed to be these giant flying monsters that can incinerate a city and outside of Alduin messing up Helgen at the beginning they don't really do much. Each individual dragon is a little bit stronger than a normal ass bear and is easily torn apart by a couple guards and some rambunctious shop owners. This is even worse at the end where you have to fight Alduin and he's a little punk that can't even take out a couple of retarded NPCs before you tear his backside up with your bare fists.

Unfortunately Bethesda seems to be the only ones making these kind of make your own hero open world adventure games so we're kind of stuck with them.
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>>385385931
Morrowinds was the exact same.
Big bad Dagoth Ur making a stone god to kill everyone decides to wait in a cave until you grow strong enough to kill him then acts surprised when you wrek his shit in.
Single easiest boss battle IMO, you run past him, drop down to the bridge bellow, Hit the heart with Sunder once, spam Keening, and five seconds later you and Aura are laughing over his corpse.
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>>385386438
Did you not notice the blight spreading, and the dreamers awaking?
Did you never find that house in ald'ruhn?
that shit was pretty spooky, to be honest
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>>385385931
>the daedra never venture too far from their portals
I'll never understand why leveled daedra spawns in the wild and attacks on cities didnt start happening after you visit Kvatch, killing random animals and bandits got old.
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>>385369471
This is fixed in the Special Edition. You should buy it. It's quite good and has a number of improvements.
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>>385386539
>Did you not notice the blight spreading

Getting attacked by diseased cliffracers instead of normal cliffracers

>dreamers awaking

A carbon copy NPC who shit-talks you until they eventually attack bare-fisted.

And corpus is impossible to catch with the sole exception of the fight with the sixth house necessary for the plot where you get it no matter what.

Don't misread me, i fucking love Morrowind but the final boss fight was easy to the point of it being a slap in the face, you don't even have to fight him, you can just run past him. Getting Keening and Sunder and fighting off those mini-bosses protecting them was more of a fight, atleast you HAD to kill them.
>>
>tfw no cute futa[spoiler/] argonian maid.
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>>385387171
>impossible to catch
you forgot that woman in the arena
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>>385387171
Or you could kill Dagoth Ur and not destroy the Heart. I always liked that option better, because fuck Azura.
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>>385387431
>Tanusea

That's a bug.
But yes, i guess if you're mean enough to attack her and loot her corpse you can catch it that way, it also breaks the main plot.
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>>385344995
Vampiric grab is one of the most fun spells in Skyrim.
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>>385381049
And yet Hermy took Miraak's soul, who died cursing that you would share the same fate eventually and you will
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>>385388253
miraak sold his soul to mora for power

he was an idiot
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>>385388253
the god of time>some wiseass tentacle beast
aedra>daedra every time
He wasn't an akatosh-appointed dragonborn, he only learned shouts because of mora
he was a fake, and that's why you beat the shit out of him
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>>385371416
These two really helped with melee combat. I just wish TK Dodge were more responsive, or I'd include that too.

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/70079/?

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/75214/?

Really though, magic is where it's at. Apocalypse Spells + Colorful Magic really makes a high level wizard feel like a high level wizard.
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>>385388253
Miraak spent the better part of 5 era taunting a God, and one that basically made him what he was, his getting skewered was kind of a given.
>>
I want a pure Khajiit wife
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>>385371779
I like PERMA the most, but they're all good, really.
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>>385371779
i like sperg
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>>385388738
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>>385373728
There is a "run for your lives" mod that fixes that i think
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>>385373728
just resurrect the dead NPC
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>>385389298
Stop posting elves already.
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>>385387252
>tfw no cute goblin
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/85644/?
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>>385388616
If Apocrypha is Mora's realm, and Miraak made it pretty clear how much he and Mora fucking hated each other, why was he allowed to conduct all his operations from Apocrypha?
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>>385352269
>>385353826
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Genocide all vampires
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>>385389534
>Stop posting elves already.
:^)
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>>385389628
I'm guessing it's because Miraak played the house nigger right up until the moment he thought he could get away with it. I'm betting Mora had his suspicions though.
Mirrak was obsessed with those elemental stones because that was the only way he could escape Apocrypha, Mora probably kept him alive all that time just to fuck with him.

Then again this is a Bethesda game and coherent plots aren't exactly their strong suit...... Or any real plot at all come to think of it.
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>>385389821
why can't we be friends Whitestrake?
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>>385389960
BRAAAAP
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special edition skyrim or the old one?
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>>385390059
>special edition skyrim or the old one?
What do you want it for?
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>>385389960
Where do I find all these mods?
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>>385390194
On the Nexus, but get the old one if you want a lot mods

http://www.nexusmods.com/games/?
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>>385389960
>All that clipping

BAKA anon.
SMDH.
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>>385372697
God, I hope so. I want a thicc Orc wife
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>>385390664
>I want a thicc Orc wife
life is suffering
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>>385353174
isnt the sun and stars little holes in reality leaking energy from the other realms? es has cool lore sometimes
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>>385390789
indeed it is.
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>>385390136
to play and download shit tons of shitty porn mods for
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>>385389960
What mods are you using here?
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>all these edgelords who want their rpg games to just let them kill everyone right at the start so theirs no fucking story outside of lore
>>385381534
were the origin of the snow elves not cool? thats like the whole actual point of the dlc
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>>385390914
Get the Old Skyrim then
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>>385391129
>wanting to kill literally edge lords for the name of Akatosh
>edgy
Fuck off Todd.
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>>385372168
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>>385391129
>join vampire hunters
>find vampire with weapon of mass destruction
>take vampire by the hand and make sure she gets home safe to vampire lair
I don't like killing people I don't have to, but this is just stupid.
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>>385391176
Thanks
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>>385352937
Some old mobile games plot points, and some shit already established earlier in Morrowind and Oblivion, but can only be found in books
So Todd's just digging up old throwaway shit and reestablishing it.
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>>385391382
if you are using Steam, it make take a few minutes to find it
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>>385391335
He looks like the sperg version of the adoring fan
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>>385391467
http://store.steampowered.com/app/72850

Here. The older version of Skyrim was removed from the main store page for whatever reason
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>>385391248
>when i play dnd i cast fist on the first town i see!
>in fact i cast fist on my whole party because fuck plot
what actual difference does murdering vamp castle vs the vamp cave you have to clear to play the dlc except that harkon is named
the difference is that you can actually talk and do quests for one
>>385391380
its pretty dumb but what plot does it leave when bethesda lacks the creativity to write around using her as your companion for the area.
Dead money is a good comparison, yes you can kill everyone and still parse the story but the story with going through their dialogs is much better and so is the Dean fights(rather than just shooting him at some random point)
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>>385391380
>bring her to the dawnguard hq instead
>Isran tells you to bring her home to her vampire friends
>do so and come back
>Isran gives you shit for bringing her home to her vampire friends
That route split didn't happen early enough.
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>>385391618
Because you should be allow to do it faggot, Todd shouldn't say what you should do, and you can always start another save if you fuck up in some quest line, faggot.
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>>385391752
>expecting this to be accomdated in the entry that adds quest markers
wew lad
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Being a vampire lord sucks ass.

>Janky animations
>can't open doors
>cant loot chests

Seriously how did they fuck it up so badly?
>>
>>385344995
If I'm a Mage it's Vampires.
If I'm a Warrior then it's Dawnguard.
If I'm a Rogue it'll be a toss up.
>>
>>385391934
Vampire Lord is also too big to fit through most tunnels and doors.
>>
>>385348961
All spells and a ton of perks become stronger actually. It's actually a popular glitch when playing Vanillarim.
>>
>>385391673
I actually tried that my first time. i just figured she'd be too fucking stupid to realize she was being lead to the slaughter, she waits at the entrance to Dayspring canyon and Isran orders you to play along and bring her home, then chews your ass for taking her home afterwards.
Instead of rewarding you for thinking ahead and doing what a Dawnguard soldier would have been expected to do and kill the fucking vampire you're forced down a single path with no options to fuck anyone over until Harkon forces you to make a decision.
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>>385368247
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>>385391934
>werewolves or vampire lords cant open doors or loot chests
That is the stupidest bullshit
>>
>>385391586
It doesn't go on sale anymore either
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>>385392121
Is it fixed with the unofficial patch or something? I was looking forward to having 100% spell absorption.
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>>385394119
Yeah, the unofficial patch fixes it. It also fixes the Morrowind style exponential alchemy exploit too, which is complete bullshit.
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>>385345317
>>385346047
>>385382653
can i get a rundown of the lore? seems interesting
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>>385360986
>not being a confident alpha male with a huge dick so you know molag bal aint got shit on you
too many nu cucks on /v/
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>>385360856
You just know
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>>385394257
Well fuck it, I guess I'll just stay a werewolf then.
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So who's doing more to destroy mankind and achieve Elven world domination?

Stormcloaks rebelling to form an Independent Skyrim but worships Talos?

or the Empire that bends to Elven demands to stop worshiping a god that Morrowind has shown actually exists and can influence the world?
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>>385345598
this is why women hate you, grow up.
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>>385395070
>responding to a 10 hour old post
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So did Vyrthur write or edit an Elder Scroll, or what?
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>>385345598
>>385395070
kek
>>
I gave up because the game kept crashing in the Soul Cairn.
I couldn't even help Jiub.
That's the bit that upsets me he most.
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>>385395070
Not true, women actually love getting raped by gargoyle dogs, maybe if you weren't a permavirgin you would know that.
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>>385369687
Surely he could have quit, right?
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>>385366193
He pulled a Constantine by selling his soul to everyone. Now the motherfucker gets to live forever.
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>>385380932
BIG
FAT
LIZZIE
TITTIES
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>>385371416
Been playing with Ultimate Combat 3.0 and TK Dodge. Tons of fun.
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>>385360856
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>>385352736
sums it up pretty well desu
also, it doesn't matter if you're a fucking vmapire or not, you still work with the vampire hunters to kill the big bad vampire boss
man, why the fuck
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>>385371008
and she was a well received character
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>>385372280
>DOVAVKIN WAS INDOCTRINATED THE WHOLE TIME LMAO
hm..
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>>385398568
Thats a fucking lie.
>>
>>385394475
Now that's just plain delusional.
Once you've had a demonic blood-orgy nothing will satisfy ever again.
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>>385360856

Kek
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>>385384160
holy shit do want
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>>385399035
>He thinks demon cock even comes close to BBC
lol white bois
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Vampires. I like being superior and feeding on mortals. Also I didn't like the Isran and the Dawnguard are boring.
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>>385399431
>paying a TV license instead of demon sex
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>>385389928

>coherent plots aren't exactly their strong suit.

Wasn't there a copy pasta somewhere of Miraak lore? It seemed pretty coherent to me at the time. Was a great read.
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Dawnguard
>only way to get good crossbows
>Have normal Doggos
>no edgy transformation
>mostly just dudes who wanna help fight against monsters
Vampires
>no unique weapon type
>doggos look like Coldsteels pet
>have an edgy transformation
>Everyone in them is edgy as hell

the choice is obvious
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>>385399653
>Get fucked by corporation
>Get fucked by demonic embodiment of rape and domination.
That's hardly a choice at all
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bye
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>>385400214
>Corporation gives you quality telly, sexy accents and David Attenborough
>Demon overlord gives you super powers, immortality and the best STD in the world
I can't decide which I'd rather have.
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>>385353194
>man
Did you just assume xirs gender? How much of a shitlord can you be? UGH
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>>385400645
he identifies himself as the prince of rape
so, y'know
check yourself shitlord
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