It's up.

nintenkiddies got their garbage game btfo lol

Splatoon is over guys. First league, now splatoon, what do mankiddies would play now???!!!

All because a Youtube says something it doesn't mean that they are 100% right

Dunkey laying the redpills, Splatoon aint shit baby

woah what happened to his voice

K N A C K

I I

B A B Y

>>385343596

Who cares about some shit e-celebs opinion?

Nobody fucking needs you to post this everytime some e celeb posts a video any one who wants to see it is already subscribed and knows about it

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>Dunkey superjumps right into a firefight and complains that he dies

however

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>>385344382
This.

However

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>>385344104
>>385344356
>>385344382
>>385344472
>Nintendo game gets slammed
>suddenly trademark /v/ e-celeb dicksucking comes to a full stop and e-celebs are suddenly bad

Dont try to reply to this with your history revision I've seen enough of these threads to know the narrative you fucking kikes

thx dude

>>385344507
>you only hate e-celebs because this one thing happened
wrong

>>385344507
however

>>385343596

>still watching dunkey
I just don't see the humor, i feel like he tries to be too serious for serious sake and then right when you think he might be getting something across HAHA AYYY IM SHITTY ITALIAN ACCENT MAN RAP JOKE LOL SO RANDUM NACK 2 BAYBEEE XD

It's just tiring and predictable. Also can't take anyone who played assfaggots that much seriously in terms of vidya opinions

Why is he so based bros?

Oh fuck he wrote 'dunkey' at the end.

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>>385344507
>suddenly

>>385344356
>>385344382

You seem to care

>>385344507

Jokes on you I never liked Dunkey.

>>385344787
Because he's black. Praise kek.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA NINTODDLERS BTFOOOOOO

>playing with a motion controls which makes the game easier to aim off
>complains about aiming

???

>>385343596
>Dumb fucking motion controls

Sorry Dunkey, you're a fucking retard.

>>385343596
Why do people still watch this unfunny spic

He gave a fair opinion. He had his criticisms, and talked about the positives he saw too. He didn't say anything that wasn't , but he said his opinion, and at the end of the day, you can agree or disagree with it.

>>385343596

>super jumps into enemy territory
>rages when he dies

absolute shitter

>>385344948
he's white

>>385344104
Why do you even make a post like that? 3 posts in and nobody even implied anything to the contrary. Are you really in damage control mode before there's even any damage?

>>385343596
I don't watch videos by black people

>>385345042

He's a shitskin puerto rican actually

dunkey reviews are the worst, he never sees the full picture on the game, his comedy random videos are the only content that matters

Fuck Dunkey, I will not watch his videos because he is black

>>385345010

the only legit criticisms are the voice chat shenanigans. bitching that you got 2-shotted by a .50 Gal or launched into opposing ink and IMMEDIATELY got splatted is just scrub talk.

>it's a /v/ getting mad that people have opinions episode
>it's been airing every day for weeks now

I always knew that Knack II is the only answer.

Wasn't dunkey exposed as a racist bigot fascist by neoGAF a few weeks ago?

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>>385343596
>it didn't say "more dunkirk" at the end
WASTED OPPORTUNITY

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>tfw Aspie and can't tell whether Dunkey is joking or not half the time

>>385343596
>put out reviews a week or more after release
>rehash arguments already made by other reviewers and don't expand on them or contribute to the discussion
why does this faggot keep making these awful reviews? and when its not that hes just playing shitty casual trash with his unfunny friends and girlfriend.

>overuses knack 2 joke
Haha. So funny.

>>385345296
but he is a Somalian prince

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>>385345296
>buzzword buzzword buzzword

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KNACK 2 BABY

>>385345010
The only positive he mentioned was the aesthetic simply for not being a brown and gray military shooter. Not exactly a fair review if you ask me.

>>385345308

because he's being serious

he only plays around with the final message if he made a joke video

He complains the aiming is inaccurate while disabling motion control which everyone knows makes the aiming more accurate. Completely retarded. It's like playing counter strike without a mouse and complaining that you cant hit anyone.

>>385345296
that was crowbcat

>>385345513
But he didn't give it a score. Fake review.

>>385345296
He said "Faggots" boo fucking hoo.

>He hates Splatoon
How will Nintendo ever recover

>>385343596
almost bought a switch for that shit game

>>385345405
normies started discovering dunkey in early 2016 and now in 2017 his videos are posted to reddit everytime. he doesnt need effort anymore since the normies give him views anyway

>>385343596
>Overbabby is so accustomed to the handholdy aim assist he can't aim for shit without it
Pathetic.

>>385343596
>Thinks snipers and rollers are bad
Oof, Dunkey needs to jump into ranked and learn a thing or two.

>>385345296
>neogaf
>neofag
>newfag

>>385345296
(((You)))

>>385345548
I don't get this meme, motion controls are shit, couldn't get into this game without tiring them off.

>>385345691
He doesn't even know how to play the damn game. He literally said he can't aim for shit, so of course he's gonna suck donkey balls with a weapon that needs precision in a game without aim assist.

>>385343935
>>385344043
>>385344202
Don't know fellow Sonybros...Dunkey gave it a middling review. Even said it was fun.He didn't dunk all over it.

Is he no longer /ourguy/?

>>385345863
idiot

>>385345784
I'm not talking about comfort or fun or whatever, motion controls are objectively more accurate. Turn them off if you want, but you have to admit you're gimping your own aim.

>>385345784
MKB>Gyro>>>>>>>>>>>>Sticks
Sorry anon,but there's a reason that console shooters do all the aiming for you.

>>385345691

>Chargers are bad

STOP PLAYING SCRUB WARS YOU DISINGENUOUS MARK

>>385345154
That's white in America.

Is this guy biased towards any platform? He always seems pretty quick to shit on a game from any system

Now please, let's not pretend that if it wasn't for the Knack jokes he wouldn't have made this video.

Those jokes have been going for days, and all out of a sudden Dunkey plays Splatoon, c'maaan.

>>385345989
No

>>385345989
Shitting on a game gives you views. He's just a memester without any proper criteria.

>>385343596

>the Overwatch baby can't understand why his aim suddenly sucks

also why the fuck did he think that sniper rifles would excels in the mode where the goal is to shoot at the floor?

Is it shit like his last few videos, most importantly is it shit like that awful portal 2 video he did like 2 months ago?

Goddamn that was awful.

He is running outta steam. Dunk needs to take a break from making videos, seriously.

>>385345989

he hates rpgs because he is an autistic fuck with zero patience BY HIS OWN ADMISSION

>>385346145
It's not about being shit or not, he just says some really dumb shit in what appears to be a mostly serious review. It's clear he put like 20 minutes into the game, just to make a video and yet he's trying to review it.

>>385344104
Go back to watching Game Explain, fag.

>>385346063
Chargers are great to ink hallways, and crowd controlling is a perfectly good tactic in turf war too. The problem is that this game requires actual skill cause it's not a babby's first shooter with auto aim.

Nintenbros are pretty thin-skinned, this isn't even a review (doesn't have the "dunkview" tag) it's just a video about Splatoon 2

>>385346253

I don't cockride any youtuber on the Nintendo Montenization program except Jirard don't judge fuck off.

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>>385343596
>tfw I played Splat 1 on KBM

>>385346268
I'm not offended or anything, I just felt that what he said was completely dumb because he is going out of his way to disable a feature that helps him aim and then complains about the aiming. It's like setting a game to hard mode and then whining that it's hard.

So he doesnt think its good game but has fun playing it?

>>385346232

Oh it's a serious review. So yes, it's shit. That's all you had to say really.

>>385346074
>announcing sage
>announcing report
>announcing sage AND report

>>385346371
>his gimmick is that he completes games
>never shows the end of the games anymore
Get out.

nah, I don't watch trash

>>385343596
Sonybro here and I'm hella jealous of Splatoon.

I want some colorful, fun shit with cute characters and good music on PS consoles.

>>385346074
>>385346158
kek. get fucked

>>385343596
Daddy

I respect his opinion, but I disagree.

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>>385343596
>Turns off motion controls in a game that has no aim assist
>Complains he can't aim
>Thinks chargers are bad
I liked Dunkey wew lad he's a fucking scrub. Gold ranked in Overwatch and thinks he should be allowed to put down teammates who are still trying in League while he's tilting like crazy.

>>385346754
Just buy a Switch, dude.

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>>385346775

>>385346971

just buy Deformers oh wait......

>>385346951
Whoops, that should be
>I like Dunkey but

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>>385346951
>I'm better at the game so my opinion means more

>>385347056
? You can buy that on PC.

you guys like this autistic man child?

v is fucking horrible. jesus

>>385347085
>commenting on a competitive game when you suck ass

So this is the power of e-celeb threads... not bad...

>>385346145
Nah, the PUBG video was gold. Dunk's still got some in him. Haven't laughed that much in a while. Although he could still use a bit of improvement.

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>>385343596
>turns off motion controls, making aiming harder
>complains how aiming is too hard
>superjumps into a group of enemies
>complains that superjumping is useless
i thought this guy was good at video games???

>>385343596

A lot of misinformation so I disliked the vid, game just isn't for him.
Still like him.

>Angry that the game doesn't have aim assist
wew lad

>>385347320
He's good at video games with crutches, like Overwatch.

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>>385345405
So taking time to review a game is suddenly a bad thing?
If multiple reviewers are making the same point, doesn't it make that point concrete coming from several different sources with different opinions on gaming?

>>385347235
Moba/fps casters are shit at the game itself. There's nothing wrong in commenting as long as you have a deep understanding of the mechanics even if your technical skills aren't up to snuf.

>>385347085

Competent players usually have a better grasp of a game's mechanics. While there might still be some bias present I'd trust their opinion more than a scrub. Everything with a grain of salt though.

I mean lets be honest here the gyro in this game sucks

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>People in this thread are actually talking as if Splatoon requires any sort of skill
You're playing a game for literal 10 year olds holy shit

>>385347638
I mean lets be honest here, you haven't even played the game.

>>385345296
by all means post it, I want to laugh at neofag

>>385347692
Nintentoddlers will do anything to defend their shit

>>385347692
And you haven't played it. Go ahead, try it and see how much of a scrub you really are without aim assisting.

>>385347692
just because there aren't any swears doesn't mean the game doesn't take skill

>>385347401
You illiterate faggot, do I have to spell this shit out for you?
>wait days/weeks for all reviews to come out
>literally take their bulletpoints with silly voice
>there video's done
He's a fucking hack. Hell the complaint about the sp elements not being in mp is practically taken, word for word, from IGN. I still have no idea what those elements are because he doesn't expound.

There's nothing wrong with coming to the same conclusion as others. The problem is whn you make shitty. low effort videos that straight rips from others.

>>385347696
>y-you just haven't played it !!!!!

every time

>>385347846
You haven't, so stop shitposting.

>>385346775
>Dumb multiposter
I still agree but what a fag.

>>385347692
>Shooter without Aim Assist

Other than PC shooters, I'd argue that this one takes the most skill.

>>385347551
Dunkey doesn't understand the mechanics because he's ignorant of the lack of aim assist and the uses of Chargers and Rollers. A healer can have low mechanical skill but still understand the uses of tanks and DPS. Dunkey is also a well-know tilter and you can hear it at the start of the video.

I'm not surprised he doesn't like it, though. Splatoon is for people who don't really like the shooting aspect of shooters.

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>>385346775
All me btw

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>>385343596
what am I supposed to care about?

>>385347846

If you haven't played a game you have no right to call it unskilled or overly easy. Oftentimes when looking at videos or footage you gain the wrong impression than when you actually play it for yourself.

>>385347965
So it's a bad shooter, but it excels in ____?

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>>385347751
Have played it actually, Aim Assist doesnt mean shit when a weapon will hit the majority of the screen. Game was literally made for children and you believe it requires any sort of skill.
>>385347770
The game being designed for kids under 12 means that it requires no skill, to find it entertaining you've got to be mentally slow.
>>385347910
Again, when the projectiles take up the majority of the screen, you have to be intentionally aiming the other way to not be able to hit a target. If you believe Splatoon takes skill you're actually brain damaged.

>>385344507
Nonetheless

>complains he can't aim for shit
That's all on him being bad at aiming considering Splatoon has no auto aim

Still like Dunko though and keeping my subscription because it's just an opinion

>>385348184
>weapon will hit the majority of the screen.
What the fuck are you even blathering about? Stop shitposting already I said.

>>385348225
He complains about how the crosshair doesn't really reflect the aim of the weapon which is true.

>>385347846

YEAH BECAUSE EVERYONE OWNS A SWITCH OR A WII U

>>385348153

fun

>>385348184
>when a weapon will hit the majority of the screen
Well done just outing yourself as lying about playing it.

>>385347965
>Nintendo is for people who don't really like the using any sort of brain power aspect of video games.
ftfy

>>385348259
>wut r u evn blatherin about STOP SHITPOSTING :( :(
Nice response you autistic faggot.

>/v/ likes dunkey now
I want reddit to leave

>>385348225
>>385348321
He did say he doesn't even use the gyro controls so that's probably why he can't aim

>>385347936
What's a tilter

>>385348339
Except thats actually how the weapons work? Sorry you're actually retarded.

>>385348321
Like shotguns or plenty if other weapons in other games? He's a retard if he can't get a sense if the bullet spread

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>>385343596
Everyone in this thread needs the gas chamber.
Literal redditors, children and niggers all of you.

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>>385343596
He's 100% right.
Splatoon 1 was mediocre as fuck and this is literally a rehash of that.

Before I get called a Sonybro though, I'll have you know I have xenoblade 2 and Mario odyssey on preorder already. Just letting my Switch collect dust right now tho

>>385348387
How about you stop shitposting and start making sense? Either that or just fuck off. What's even your point?

>>385345989
Yea he is a pc guy. I got put into a csgo game with him

>>385348184
>A weapon will hit the majority of the screen
Half the weapons have shit range, I have no idea what you're talking about
>Projectiles
There's not enough games without hitscan weapons

Splatoon is my favourite shooter since Tribes Ascend, it oddly is pretty deep in its mechanics.

>>385348438
The poor bastard is so used to auto aiming that he thinks it's the game's fault that he can't aim for shit.

>>385348525
How about you stop shitposting and start making sense? Either that or just fuck off. What's even your point?

>>385343596
Splatoon 2 is more like an expansion than sequel. The aiming is fucking ridiculous no matter how much I tweak the sensitivity.

The music is worse too.

>>385347936
He complained about the lack of aiming skill required in the game and you saying that aim assist is the fix for that? Are you this fucking dumb? He's not complaining about specific mechanics, he's complaining that the game has little to none aiming requirements at it's core.

>>385348474
Except they don't.
Go ahead and claim that you wielding a Splatter Pro will hit someone with Dual Splatties that dodges to the left of your ink and still splat them.

>>385347638
I mean lets be honest here you are terrible at the game and need aim assist crutches

Every video dunkey gets a little bit less relevant

>>385348472
The guy who gets pissed off easily, talks shit to his entire team, never holds himself accountable, and starts throwing the game. They quickly turn toxic and infect everyone else. Teammates tilt back towards him until everything crumbles. This attitude is what got Dunkey banned from League and him quitting the game because they wouldn't let him be an asshole to teammates just because things weren't going swimmingly.

>>385348727
Reading comprehension.

>tfw /v/ will now hate Splatoon thanks to dunkey

I fucking hate this place.

>>385348438
Why does the option to turn off motion controls exist if you're supposed to use them?

>>385348691
You aiming with sticks or gyros?

The lack of aim assist is hilarious for people who play console shooters, my cousin who try to be "semi-pro" at COD couldn't hit shit.

>>385345296
dafuk, I love dunkey now

>>385348503
It would be completely wrong to add this much "bullet" drop to every weapon, from basic handguns to long distance snipers.
In this case it's ink but the aim is still belied by that crosshair, practice you can get in one hour kind of fixes your aim but the weapons are still underwhelming and the crosshair keeps being wrong.

>>385348738
>>385347696
>>385347885
>>385348120
>>385348332

oh look its the nintendo defence farce. How much are they paying you?

>>385348596
>Implying range has anything to do with it
You literally walk up to a target and press fire and you will hit anything infront of you, if you dont you're clearly trying not to hit whats infront of you. The game is that fucking easy.

>>385348734
>Go ahead and claim that you wielding a Splatter Pro will hit someone with Dual Splatties that dodges to the left of your ink and still splat them.
I couldnt give a fuck about any of the nonsense you're blabbering on about when the Splattershot is literally a god weapon in the hands of someone that isnt mentally challenged or old enough to find no enjoyment in that garbage game considering how easy it is.

>>385348896
Because to play good with Gyros you need to stand up straight. When i'm tired and want to lie down with splatoon I switch em off and play with a paint roller.

>>385349109
>You walk up to a target and fire at point blank you will hit anything infront of you

Isn't that the case with every shooter though?

>>385349109
yeah and your target's just as close to you as you are. You're pretty stupid, you know?

>>385348864
>/v/ will hate anything Nintendo related
Anybody on the board who hasnt got the mind of a 10 year old already hated Splatoon and anything else Nintendo because they're garbage, nothing will really change.

>>385349160
>Because to play good with Gyros you need to stand up straight
i have literally never needed to do this. have you tried playing with split joycons?

>>385349160
>Because to play good with Gyros you need to stand up straight

ayo hol up

>>385348508

>you have Xenoblade 2 preordered

why are you supporting rushed shovelware jrpg trope filled garbage that you KNOW won't live up to the original? You were won over by titsword weren't you?

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>>385343596
>another video about dunkey dont understanding how to play a game
wow so original

>>385349251
Nope, only the ones made by Nintendo for the mentally challenged or prepubescent. If you werent playing shit for literal children you'd probably understand that.

1v1 me in splatoon 2 dunkey I will show you the power of my gyro aim

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>>385349291
I have a university degree in STEM from a reputable college and I like splatoon

>>385348691

>the music is worse

STOP SHITTING ON WET FLOOR REEEEEEEEEE. Also I like the idea of Marie becoming an 1950s Enka singer.

>>385349365
>meme meme meme
heres your you

>>385349451
No, you dont.

>>385349438
OK what shooter will not have me kill someone if I shoot at them at point blank range?

>>385344356
3.7 millions

>>385349303
I hurt my hand trying to do this because my hand defaulted to a claw grip, wasn't that comfortable and my arms are too shaky. Personally just putting them in the grip is better to me. Just gotta sit in my computer chair while playing.

>>385349438
What shooter games should I play than?

>>385349546
counter strike lol

>>385343596
I hope you die of cancer with your fucking eceleb shit you faggot

>>385348863

to be fair the idea of banning someone because of simple trashtalk or venting is cancerous and shouldn't be supported. I shouldn't be banned from a game for telling a player who HAPPENS to be a female(boy) that they suck and then they hide behind their gender/sexual orientation to get pity.

>>385349530
I do actually

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>a game marketed towards 10 year olds takes some deeper level of skill to play
No it doesn't

>>385349469

>i don't have an argument so I'll just plug my ears and say MEME MEME MEME

not an argument

This fucking thread lol

>>385349726

then explain why Dunkey a Gold Overshit player can't even git gud at fucking Splat Zones?

>>385349546
Literally any shooter because having a weapon where your effective FOV is as big as your screens FOV would be fucking stupid.

>>385349637
Literally any other game, Call of Duty requires more brain function than Splatoon.

>>385349679
No, you dont. Nobody with any form of intelligence would waste their time playing with games made to entertain children who want to be entertained by pressing one button.

Didn't Dunk release a video recently saying that reviews are based on the reviewers taste and shouldn't be taken as the gospel truth?

Of course Dunkey wouldn't like Splatoon, he likes standard shooters. Splatoon is the anti-shooter.

>>385345631
I did, and another week of possible depression turned into the best week of my life this year.

But that's just my opinion.

>>385349726
Deeper than Overwatch, that's for sure

>>385349726
This game doesn't have auto aim so you actual 10 years old can play it, so yes, it does.

>>385349726

it says more about Dunkey that he can't even learn how to play a game aimed at ten year olds

>>385349865
Because Gold is actually for the mentally challenged? Whats your point? Has nothing to do with getting good anyway, the game is just garbage.

>>385349869
>Nobody with any form of intelligence would waste their time playing with games made to entertain children who want to be entertained by pressing one button.

well apparently not

>>385343596
NOT EBEN CLOSE BABBYYYY

hehe, good ol dunkle

>>385349869
>Ask which game
>Gives me a game that shit to play on the PC and has auto aim on consoles

Comeon man, at least give me a good game then.

>>385348896
because a lot of people are like Dunkey that whenever they hear the words "motion controls" they'll think it's automatically shit

>>385349869
what shooter has meta longer than a sentence

>>385349949
he was complaining about it being too easy though and he felt bad beating up on kids

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>>385349979

based mods allowing youtube personality threads to stay up

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>>385343596
>can't aim

is it just me, or is he actually bad at the game?

>>385349726
>e celeb can't aim for shit in a game supposedly marketed towards 10 year olds
Really fires up your synapses.

>>385348727
Alright, well just make sure you know you're a fucking moron I'll elaborate.
>Lack
>of
>aim
>assist
You don't know shit and can't read. He is ignorant of why he can't seem to hit people, so when he actually does he chalks it up to the game being a fluke. He's saying that the painting mechanic was their way of compensating for difficulty in aiming, when that difficulty doesn't exist and is self-imposed by him for not wanting to use the normal controls. All of his kills were completely legitimate and saying they weren't is his way of coping with the numerous times his mechanical skill failed him. Additionally, aiming in the general direction without scoring hits can still slow opponents, which is why it makes them easier to hit.

>>385345989
He hates RPGs and Anime
Splatoon is pretty much an anime shooter.
Of course he will not like it.

nintenbros are acting like the dude shit talked the game. the whole video was how the game is dumb but fun. and how you don't need to properly use the crosshair to hit or kill someone.
and he is right.
i agree with him. but I would not deny that I have a lot of fun playing that game.
he si also right about the lack of single player only mechanics on multiplayer. that is really a fucking shitty decision

>>385343596
>opinion of a nigger
>ever mattering
fucking faggots

>>385349906
Lol, it's all about CONSOLE WARRIN

>>385349451
sure you do

>>385343596
>plays without gyro
>complains about aiming
This is weird, he said gyro was better than sticks when talking about OOT3D, what happened?

>>385349962

>can't get good at a game
>I DON'T SUCK THIS GAME IS JUST TRASH

scrub talk anon

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>>385345863
>sonybros
Don't try to push it on a specific group when your 60$ dlc is shit, anon.

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>b-but Overwatch
No need to get angry at the more popular game squidfuckers

>>385350063

>felt bad beating up kids

he didn't even bother going to ranked

>>385343596
Splatoon was always shit why is this a surprise

>>385343596
We really do need an eceleb board

>>385345784
He himself said gyro aiming is better than sticks when talking about OOT3D, and gyro aiming is what Splatoon has.

>>385349906
the video still felt a bit incomplete. there was no mention of other game modes like salmon run and all those cutaways to the e3 tournament felt like filler which shouldn't be necessary for a 3 minute video

>>385349365
Because I like those games and want more to play

>>385350329
>what happened?
Like everyone who never played with gyro he starts to panic as soon as an enemy shows up which kills his aim.

>>385349926
Objectively wrong
>>385349930
It doesnt require Auto-Aim when its impossible to miss shots due to how big the effective FOV is
>>385349993
>hurr shit to play
>hurr auto aim
Call of Duty with Auto Aim requires more skill than Splatoon. Do you not know how Auto-Aim works? When a gun can be fired at any point on the screen and hit a target, there is no need for Auto-Aim, you're basically playing with Aimbot. Thats what Splatoon is, the fact that you think for a second that playing with Aimbot is better than playing with Aim Assistance because they acknowledge the fact that the second option is needed to make a game flow for people who arent good but is completely irrelevant given skill shows how retarded you are.

>>385350053
>Meta
>Hurr tell me how to play
Try not being stupid, reading up on "what guns r op" and grinding to unlock them isnt a meta.

>>385350340
The game is literally pretty colored aimbot for children that requires no skill, thats what makes it garbage you dumb shit.

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>>385349726
>Have to cover area
>have to shoot people who cover area in different colour
>diffrent area colour people spread and start closing in
>need to shoot them before shoot me
>actually being hunted
>team mates down, and respawning on the chase
>painting whole area, the shot 3 people point black as all tried to get me
>teammates back with paint haven and win with a landslide
>I collectively won the match

I've never experienced such drive to win, in any multiplayer shooter before. Sorry Sony, its actually good.

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>>385345296
wrong guy.

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Fucking based Dunkster shitting on Nintenkiddies.

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>it's a sequel (in the way that madden 2017 is a sequel)

LOL

It's like some idiots didn't watch or understand his previous video.

>>385350549

>HURR AUTO AIM REQURES MORE SKILL THAN MANUAL AIM

how retarded are you?

Man he must suck worse than the people I get paired up with for Rainmaker

>>385350549
>It doesnt require Auto-Aim when its impossible to miss shots due to how big the effective FOV is
But that's wrong you fucking retard. How about you go play the fucking game instead of talking out your ass?

>>385350590
>Cant even spell
>Playing Nintendo games
Nice

>>385350620
You won't be posting that when he's busy sucking Mario Odysseys cock come October.

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>>385350549
>Auto Aim requires more skill than
>Auto Aim
>requires skill
>Auto

>N-No he just sucks because he didn't play the game exactly like me!

>>385350549
this is like endangered species level of retarded hot damn.

>>385350549
>Auto Aim requires more skill than Manual aim
Jesus christ, you're kidding right?

>>385344439
Did you completely miss what he said?

He said that it's only real purpose is launching you straight into a death and then showed that happening

>>385350549
>When a gun can be fired at any point on the screen and hit a target, there is no need for Auto-Aim

https://youtu.be/vprjSFyDpV0?t=159

OK now seriously fuck off

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>>385350638
>Manual Aim where the weapons effective FOV is 90 requires more skill than a game where the Auto-Aim FOV is 5
How retarded are you?
>>385350689
How about you actually play a game that isnt for 10 year olds and get your shit kicked in
>>385350776
>I havent got a clue how aim assistance works
Consider suicide
>>385350880
this is like endangered species level of retarded hot damn.

>>385350732
But that's clearly a better game than Splatoon.

>>385350846
No, he sucks because he plays the game like a total scrub. If you weren't a rabid fanboy you'd clearly see how it really is.

did he just say the black character is evil because of a smile. No wonder /vpol/ likes this guy

ITT: nintendies prove to be the most cancerous fanbase that can't accept any criticism once again

>>385343596
Dunkey Ian funny but I'd honestly hate to be in any online game with him. His overwatch videos make him seem like the asshole who throws the game just to get footage for YouTube.

>>385350939
>Trailer footage where the person is reacting a second late and intentionally missing
wow you sure showed me, you're actually fucking stupid.

>>385350941
>I havent got a clue how aim assistance works
Let me guess. It assist you on your aiming. Meaning you only have to point at their general direction and the computer does the rest. Meaning, of course, that it's easier to aim with aim assist that without it. Meaning you're not only a fucking scrub that can't aim for shit, but you're a fucking retard.

>>385351073
I thought you couldn't miss if the FOV was so large?

>>385350935
That's because he's a fucking idiot. You're supposed watch the map for a safe place to jump to. You can even signal to someone that you want to jump to them so they can retreat to a safer spot.

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>>385343596
>when a puerto rican donkey man on the internet brings up valid criticism of the game that was supposed to save the switch this week

>>385350941
>aim-assist = auto-aim
What did he mean by this?

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>/v/ now hates splatoon 2 because of a youtuber

what the fuck went wrong

>>385351035
It's not like you would get mad over video games.... right?

>>385350935
Except if your team has control of the tower and the surrounding area super jumping provides a much faster way to get to the objective. I understand he is doing it for comedy but that doesn't mean he's correct.

>>385351035
from what I experienced in cs:go it was more like everyone was distracted joking around with him and didn't mind losing. he was top scoring though or 2nd

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>>385351162
Dunkey is and always will be /ourguy/.

>>385350732
fuck off

>>385350184
he is only right about that last thing. Gyro is perfect for aiming.

hey I have a question
why doesn't Splatoon 2 have a cops and robbers mode if Mario Kart has one?

>>385351146
>can't aim for shit because the game doesn't come with auto aim
>valid criticism
Why are you even defending a guy that sucks at video games so hard? Fuck off to /a/, will you?

>>385350609
we wuz kangz n sheit

>>385351306
Maybe because you don't have cars in Splatoon 2?

>>385350846

>chargers in Splat Zones
>think buckets are shit
>super jumps into enemy territory and wonders why he gets killed
>ignores Salmon Run
>shits on best Off The Hook girl

no he is just shit

>>385345989
yes, sure... whatever you say jason.

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>>385351279
No ;)

Here's how it's gonna go.

>Dunkey makes video on Mario Odyssey
>oh it's a mastapeece xd
>s-so what Dunkey is shit!

>>385351339

>the comedy youtuber with the donkey avatar isn't playing the game right
>moooooom! tell him!

Nintenbros really are the lowest form of scum on this board

>>385351252
Dunko is /ourguy/ but that doesn't mean you have to love everything he does and hate everything he hates.

Case in point: Dunky loves Undershit but HATES Turn-based RPG's like final fantasy.

>>385350941
>I havn't got a clue how aim assistance works

What's to figure out, most games you pop ADS and it fixes your aim if your crosshair is close enough. The biggest bullshit in console shooters was Quickscoping because it was so forgiving.

>>385351432
wrong

stop being such a blind nintendfriend for 12 fucking seconds. the game will be trash and I can't wait for based donkey to shit all over it

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>>385351467
Oh, so you agree he doesn't have any valid criticisms. I see.

Do you guys really take the opinions of fat people seriously?

Fat people are meant to be funny and laughed at, not provide critical analysis.

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>>385351468
Stop making perfectly reasonable arguments.

>>385351467
it was a shit video and wasn't funny even by dunkey standards. keep defending your fav e-celeb

>>385350063
Turf war is literally just a practise / play ground where anything goes, nothing matters, and where even losses are rewarded and where match making is unfiltered.
And from the looks of the video it looks like he just hit level 10 and and then pretty much dropped the game. Level 10 being required for ranked.

So I am guessing he had an easy time playing turf war. Unlocked rank. Got his shit kicked in. And then blamed the game.

I still like Dunkey. But the video makes it pretty clear that he is shit at the game.

>>385351468
He also hates weeb games but loves Persona, simply because the game is enjoyable. That's what games are about, after all. Enjoyment.

>>385351354
Neogaf are retarded but we wuz kings is too much spammed, it was funny against black supremacist but now....

It was spammed against the hero of AC origins, even though the same protagonist is from the Medjay.

It will still be a shit game though.

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>eceleb

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>>385351598

I'm not agreeing with a single thing you've ever said, you obese smelly manbaby.

>>385351647
>So I am guessing he had an easy time playing turf war. Unlocked rank. Got his shit kicked in. And then blamed the game.

This is probably exactly what happened considering he thinks the super jump is a suicide button.

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>>385343596
>faggot says zelda is the game of the forever
>based faggot!
>faggot says splatoon is hot steamy gargabe
>fuck you faggot!

>>385351715
>board culture
ftfy

>i suck so it's bad

Christ.

>>385351640

Funny thing, this was the first video I saw of his. pretty funny. His bloodborne one is great. Keep weeping. Reggie will dry your tears, i'm sure.

>>385351723
Holy shit, your tears are delicious.

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>>385351118
>Comparing putting the crosshair in a 10-15 pixel radius of the enemy to getting aim assistance (Literally any game on console with aim assistance) to putting the crosshair in a 500 pixel radius of the enemy to hit them "manually" (Splatoon)
It shouldnt be hard to understand, but you're really that stupid.
>>385351131
>HURR U SAID U CANT MISS
I said if you wanted to miss you'd have to do it intentionally, which the footage showed you dumb shit.
>>385351161
Splatoon idiots use both terms to reference the same thing because of course they're mentally challenged.
>>385351509
>What's to figure out, most games you pop ADS and it fixes your aim if your crosshair is close enough.
The people dumb enough to play Splatoon havent figured it out, they believe that having the projectile be impossible to miss even though you're aiming "manually" is better than having to manually put a small crosshair to a small target while getting a relatively small amount of assistance. Its like W+M1 shitters in TF2 but a million times worse.

>>385351781
This.

I love his videos but dunkey is a shitty player.

>>385351676

>He also hates weeb games but loves Persona

bullshit

he is just a band-wagoner that got into 5. guarantee he would have liked 4 or 3 the same way if he gave those a chance at launch.

ITT: Nintendie autists mistake a comedy video for some kind of superserious critique

>>385351468
Undertale is good though

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Whatever, he said he enjoyed it, I imagine he didn't play for long seeing as he only touched on turf war and single player. I enjoy it and at least the Knack II part got a chuckle out of me. He's still /ourguy/.

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>>385351692
we wuz kongz n sheit?

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>>385343596
>slosher is a bad weapon

What did he mean by this?

No really, this video makes him sound like a complete noob

>>385351876
>dunkey is a shitty player.

Have you forgotten the time when dunkey beat sky on smesh?

>>385351840
>Holy shit, your tears are delicious.

fuck off, sonybro.

>>385351743
I mean. It'd be easier to even consider his opinion on Splatoon if he was actually able to use gyro aiming and if he was actually able to win games in ranked.

He liked BotW, yes. But he was also able to play BotW.
He doesn't appear to have liked Splatoon 2, yes. But from the looks of it, he was barely able to play it to begin with. But to be completely honest, that still says more about Dunkey than the game itself. That's some DSP tier shit.

>>385351876
It's weird because he actually has some valid criticisms, but then goes to say that the game is unbalanced and that rollers are OP (Pretty much guaranteeing that he didn't play 1) and to say that launching yourself is basically suicide when he clearly could see in the map that that zone was dominated by the enemy team. Like damn nigga git gud then make a review.

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>>385343596
He was a bit too harsh on a game he's clearly isn't good at
However Dunkey is pretty much that for everything and if your shit ain't related to Mario in one way or another he dislikes it
How ever Splat 2 is legit a great game that I think Dunkey would have a good time if he experimented more with it
HOWEVER
AYO KNACK 2 BABY FUCK SPLATOON

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>>385351953
You must be more subtile with meme buddy.

>>385352057
>if he was actually able to use gyro aiming
>you should have to fling your console around like a fucking idiot to play this game that requires so much skill
And this is why nobody takes you shits seriously.

>>385352008
>Smash
>a game aimed at retards and played by tryhard retards
woah, no way, the dunkster is pro for sure now

>>385352083
>getting gud to play a dumb game

I mean, it makes sense.

>>385351781
>i suck so it's bad
So he's using the /v/irgin metric system too?

>>385352008
Still waiting for the rematch.

>>385352083
This

>>385352250
You can use the Joycons and play it docked or tabletop, or use a Pro Controller.

>>385343596
I agree with him on some points like how safe of a sequel it is, but other than that the video just highlighted how bad he is.

Still love you dunk

>>385352263
>if I call the game dumb then I get a free pass on being a shitter

He even put CS:GO at the peak of Shooter skill, that alone should tell everything you need to know.

>>385352251
>a game aimed at retards and played by tryhard retards
He said Smash not Splatoon
They're both for the either mentally challenged or actually underage

>>385352251
Not Smash, smesh. Relax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmG_d3HKBA

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>>385344382
This.

>>385352413
They're both games aimed at the lowest common denominator in skill and intelligence

Nintendo fans.

>>385351692
DAS RIIITE

>>385352250
It's like playing Counter Strike or something, exclusively with the keyboard and without the mouse.
Like fucking why?

>have to fling your console around like a fucking idiot
Lel. This kind of hyperbole shows that you just want to shitpost.

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>>385350117
>faggot gaming channels
>jerma
come on dude

why does /v/ suddenly hate dunkey?

>>385351723
Why does that women on the right have a penis in the picture? Is this confirmation that Sonybros are Tranny-loving degenerates?!?

>>385352535
He didnt give it a 4/5 i unsub :DD

>>385343596
Literally who the fuck is this?

>>385350117
You forgot to put that weird anime thing in the bottom with the rest of the garbage

also, put ross, brote, dunkey, and ParkourDude91 above everything else, where they belong.

>>385352406
If you think it's dumb from the beginning then you're probably not gonna put the effort to git gud later on.

>>385352538
>Why does that women on the right have a penis in the picture?

comments like this are why you're a special boy

>>385350117
>hating Vinny
>hating Jerma

Do you just sit at home all day and breathe through your mouth because you can't stand the smell of air?

>>385352481
It make me chuckle actually.

This one is well placed at least.

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Is he right? Is Overwatch the only good shooter?

>>385351840

Has "something something tears" become a catchphrase for the sony ponies on /v/?

try harder

>can't play a game for children
SOME DUDE KILLED ME WITH A BUCKET ITS DUMB LEL

>>385344507
he said the game was pretty fun, thats your idea of it getting slammed?

>>385352696
No. Dumb fun is the best part of the spectrum.
Overwatch might as well be fuck off due to esports shit.

>>385352696
Overwatch is ruined by the community and shit balance.

The game itself is good but his developer and community make it bad.

>hur dur Nintenbabies can't accept criticism
more like hur durr its a nintendo game so fans aren't allowed to create counter arguments. He only played for a few hours and missed the mark on everything about this game except the fact those single player gimmicks aren't in the mp maps. Its fine if the game is not for him, he didn't need to make a video when so many people just go with his bias.

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> Ross
>Jerma
>Vinesauce
Gr8 B8

>CS as fuck off
laughed

>>385352696
No, anything Splatoon has a higher skill ceiling than stack q to win simulator.
Also
>putting the game that casualized the FPS genre at the far right

>>385351371
why would you need cars to play cops and robbers? when I was a kid, we used to play it with nerf guns.

>>385350117

>not liking DSP

He's an unlikeable, crotchety sore loser who jerks off on cam and can't keep a woman. He'd be /ourguy/, but he actually plays videogames

>>385352848
at >>385350117

-Doesn't talk about Ranked
-Doesn't talk about Salmon Run
-Doesn't use motion controls
-Sucks shit at game
-Calls game dumb

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>listening to the same guy who quit league because he didn't get special treatment for making videos

I'M DONE WITH LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, GUYS.

>>385352875
What's the point?

You will do the same shit, shooting your opponent?

It was present in MK8D because it was a change, a new way of using the game system.

>>385352867
>CS
>Casualizing the FPS genre
are you fucking retarded? CS:GO maybe because it made dumber FPSs go for the epic loot box and esports meme but CS didn't casualize shit

>>385352845
what counter arguments? he sucks at vidya is the only one I've heard

>>385352898
Not sure if you can call what DSP does as "playing video games"

>Yelling
>Him trying to make a joke
>Joke is awful
>Yells more

fuck this fat /v/ermin incarnate

Splatoon is the most complex shooter on the market. Don't cry or get angry at me because I'm right, Overbabbies. You'll only embarass yourself.

>>385345863
Dunkey is obsessed with paper Mario, though.

>>385352395
kind of hard to be good at a shit game

>>385352898
He's already /ourguy/ but we can't admit it.