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Original is actually funny

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>>385330173
i worked mildly hard on it and i thought it was funny...

>>385330278
i've already saved it to post at the most opportune time in the future where I will receive numerous (You)s/upvotes

dumb OC poster

>>385330278
I got a chuckle out of it. Not bad.

>>385330058
Top zozzle

>>385330278
> tumblr_nrjmswcMrK1rj4gm2o1_500.jpg

kill yourself

>>385330173
someone please edit this with Genji and Robo-Doomfist

>>385330614
sorry for not caring enough to change the filename on a google image search for "sad seal"

>>385330614

jesus christ, listen up faggot. Sometimes, people just need an image so they go look in google images and download the first one that fits what they need. tumblr is a popular image hosting website, so most of these images are taken from there.

stop being fucking retarded

>>385330278
It made me laugh

>>385330058
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

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>>385330173
This is the original retard

>>385330779
>>385330714

>becoming this mad because a anon told you to kill yourselves

back to tumblr with you faggots, you basically proved his point.

>>385330928
Not those guys but you're retarded they aren't complaining about the kill yourself comment but the fact you got upset over a filename

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>>385330278
I thought it was pretty gud. But I also think these virgin/chad jokes are pure shit.

>>385331085

which is a valid complaint on 4chan, newfaggot

>>385331014
>PARTY BARKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>385331014

>>385331189
Nice

>>385331328
No its not

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>>385331189

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woah

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>>385331858
u wot m8

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>>385332031
just chillin, you, m8?

>>385332031
>ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

>>385331189
game?

>>385331625

yes it is.

>hurr I am too much of a newfaggot to have a fitting reaction image so I have to google it and grab an image from tumblr
>totally acceptable

>>385330278
i liked yours better

>>385332312
space station 13, colonial marines server in specific

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>>385331858
Really gets the old noggin joggin

>>385330058
I like it. Saved for later use.

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>>385330173

I am unironically morphing into the Chad meme.

>>385332031
Copy that
Does /v/ even remember that or have we been so absolutely flooded with newfags?

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>>385332471

>>385331858
I genuinely don't get it

>>385332471
are you actually suggesting that shit meme is in any way a signature of status

>>385332471
Fucking newshit even copy that is a newfag meme. I came here half a year before GG and still consider myself a newfag..

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>>385331189
>colonial marines

Remember the alamo

>>385332471
What was that infinite warfare?
the games not that old

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>>385332612
Are you older than 25?

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>>385330058

>>385330703
>constantly has to ask for healing and wait at medpacks
vs
>has at least three healers and a torbjorn servicing him at all times

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>>385331189

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>>385332375
I saved this image from tumblr yet changed the filename, how does this make you feel?

>>385332987
>replying to a literal subhuman

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>>385332987
>that image

>>385332819
I'm 20
can I stay :c

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>>385333116
No.

>>385330278
Don't make a thread to post your OC. You have to inject them subtly in a relevant thread, silly anon.
>but then they won't know I created it
That's not how things work here. Stop masturbating your ego and try to free yourself from attention whore shit. The only satisfaction you need is knowing someone enjoyed your image and reposted it somewhere else.

>>385330864
CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO BE INFINITE

>>385331858
M-MY ALMONDS
THE....THEY'RE.....ACTIVATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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>>385333107
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>385333329
>Sorry, sir, I'm new here...

>>385333321
I'm 19 and I'll stay even if you force me.

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DANHALD

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>>385333503

>>385333107
>It's another "women harping on other women" episode

Was /pol/ right?

>>385333584
Anyone have the demon vocaroo? I need a laugh.

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>>385333584

T̥̭͇͕͢H͉̕Ẹ̷͕̥̬̥̳̘ ͓͡S̷̩͉̦͓̟̬ͅC͍̞̙̯͉͞ͅO̬Ò̖̱̳̠̼O̷̩̥̖̥̞O̶͉̯̘̪̼O͡Ǫ̫̥̩͇̻̖̣O͕̯͙̺͔O̹̺̯̖͟ÓO͕̞̖͘O̵͎O͓̯͍̮̗̹͙P͕̙̖̫͖S̜̱̣͡

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Somebody should do one of these comparing the virgin Link to Groose.

But not the talentless OP.

>>385330278
it's so funny it has gotten me in tears

>>385333916
>>385330278
Samefag

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>>385334104
really made me think...

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so....... this is a power .......
of /v/ .................

>>385334104
>being gay
>you
pick one

>>385334309
>>385334218
Thanks for the (you)s m8s

>>385334309
Don't you mean pick two? If he only picks one then he doesn't need to pick "being gay"

>>385332832
MY FUNNY BONE

>>385334480
>me
>retarded
pick two.
got you senpai

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>>385332934

>>385334840
i request more , i'm losing my shit so hard

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>>385335019

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>>385335019

>>385330278
I appreciate your work

>>385330614
>reddit spacing
kill yourself :^)

>>385332612
People are not allowed to have fun with technology, so all the libtard fedorists make 2deep4u pretentious pictures like that to prove how they're not "sheep" and gloat about how superior and intellectual they are.

>>385335136

Unironically me.

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Make this /v/ related.

>>385330582
max par

>>385333107
Man, women are bitter as fuck

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>>385330058

>>385332674
That's because you are, bitch boy.
Anyone post 2009 is a fucking newfag and will always be.

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>>385335836

>>385335614
>>385335136
>>385335108
my sides have left this galaxy

>>385332031
>social media teached you so many things about the world that you now have a new perspective
>afterpol.png

>>385330714
You sure researched for sad seal pics you dumbass queer.

>>385330173
Remove Chad. Only virgin and wizard are good.

>>385335935
And what is exactly wrong with being new?

>>385335572
I thought so

I'm glad when summer is over

>>385336328
Wizard is the extreme version of the virgin. Chad is the extreme opposite. It's obvious who wins

>>385330928
>DO I FIT IN YET?

>>385330173
Shit, I'm like the guy on the left

>>385336468
wizard casts the chad into becoming walking shit and wins

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>>385336468
Virgin is clearly better.

>>385336328
Wizard is pure shit

>>385336328
"Chad" is the linchpin that makes these funny. He satirizes the bizarre criticisms detailed in "The Virgin Walk" by showing how ridiculous someone who behaved in the opposite fashion would appear.

>>385333107

fucking women

she is literally 10/10 ultracute

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>>385330173
>Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic
>Looks below parallel
>Hair seems to overreact to wind
>Sometimes uses headphones to escape potential conversation


Hey guys, look! I got a Bingo!

>>385336370
kys my man

>>385335836
Fucking hell

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>>385336073
Get them back

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>>385335631
If you insist.

>>385337115
How about you defend your point of view instead of throwing out a one liner?

so all chads are white? time to become a lefty then

Someone post the virgin car vs the chad car one

>>385337254
spoken like a true newfag see this post for reference >>385337115

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>>385330058

>>385336328
T. Wizard, Chad is the only funny one

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>>385337365
This one?

>>385337440
It's my favorite, thanks anon

>>385337490
no prob

Anyone have the ascended chad?

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>>385337440

>CHAD PLOW
Oh god I'm already dead.

>>385337138
>Eats between sound waves to let everybody know
Fucking hell

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>>385337669

>>385332934
game?

>>385337254

kill yourself newfaggot

>>385337369
Still waiting for that proper response to why its bad to be a new user on 4chan.

>>385337826

This would be pretty good if you exaggerated the "observations" a bit more, made them sound even more ridiculous.

>>385331858
still don't understand the hate for pokemon go, most people spend all their day checking facebook or instagram and no one gives a shit.

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>>385337989
I'm fucking dead

>>385338060

But those teens running around and catching virtual shit are surely a sign of our degeneration as a society as a whole. It's a canary in the coalmine event, if you will.

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>>385337989
Really, Blizzard, REALLY?

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>>385337989
fucking kek

>>385336328
Wizard is legitimately always unfunny shit
Virgin is almost always great
Chad is hit and miss but can be better than virgin if done right

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>>385337989

>>385335614
>go into bathroom
>guy standing on top of the toilet shooting a semi-liquid stream of shit precisely into it while screaming like a madman
>notices you and stops screaming
>winks at you
>waterfall of shit and screaming commences

>>385330278
Your "OC" sucks and I hope you fuck off back to 9gag

>>385337929
lifeweb

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>>385338212

>>385330058
worst new meme in a while desu

>>385338334
>>385338439
reminder that wizard versions are shit and pushed by a single autist

>>385331189
colonial marines is the last thing i expected to see in this thread

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>>385337440
>>385337138
>>385335836
>>385335614
>>385335136
>>385335108
>>385334840
>>385332934

I don't fucking know why but this fucking chad images are making me lose my shit, please keep them coming

>>385330895
The Chad is a vital component to cleverly critique the retarded "Virgin Walk" which was made unironically.

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Can't post the virgin/chad sex cause the last time I got my 3 days of vacation

>>385332449
>living in a state that bans traps

At least put some effort into these. This reeks of reddit.

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The Virgin pc vs THE CHAD PC please!

Isn't the whole idea of the "virgin walk" a trap? You make a vague post about it, then insecure betas out themselves by worryingly asking what it is.

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>>385339068
ooooooh my goodness HAHAHAHAHA

>>385339132
its an r9k meme, the virgin walk, the virgen smell, the virgin room etc

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>>385333107
>>385333398
>>385333708
>>385335773
>>385336986

Except /v/ does this same thing with men who are superior to them. Professional gamers are despised on /v/ for no other reason except that they make /v/'s casual as fuck genetically inferior userbase feel inadequate.

Women see a beautiful woman > 'She is not that beautiful!' 'Her breasts are probably fake.'

/v/ sees a gifted gamer > 'He is not that good!' 'He probabbly uses cheats.'

>>385339304
>meme

Pretty sure those are real things with /r9k/

>>385339007
THE VIRGIN PC
>Beige case
>Only buys a PSU that meets his needs
>No more than one fan so people don't hear his computer running
>Only opens programs through CMD prompt because the image of one appearing on his screen would draw unneeded attention to himself

THE CHAD SERVER
>Alienware case, every LED visible by the naked eye flashes with the beat of his heatbeat
>Only connects his PC to a nuclear reactor just in case he needs the power
>Installs 38 fans, turning the rig on measures a 7 on the Richter scale
>Opens every program at once because he knows his PC can handle it

If anyone can think of more I'd appreciate it.

>>385339417
the virgin strawman

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>>385339417
What if I dislike professional gamers because I've been dumpstering them in pubs for my entire life and I'm sick of the
>if you're not salaried you're not good
meme?

>>385339417
more like
>/v/ sees a gifted gamer --> 'lol what an autist'

Also, why do you care so much?

>>385339417
ENUMBRE GET THE FUCK OUT

>>385339652
this one isnt even funny, its just true

>>385339417
/v/ doesn't really talk about the competitive scene, just e-celebs like Jon Tron, Arin, and DSP who are legitimately shit, like the only fgc pros that ever really got posted was Saint saying to follow your dreams with low tier chars, and the Tekken girl who can't handshake

>>385337938
>>385337115

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OC please r8

>>385332612
PEOPLE ARE YOUNGER THAN ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385331363
kek

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>>385331545
All we hear is radio caca
radio poo poo
radio caca

>>385339993
That's fucking great.

>>385337938
Its bad on other boards but on /v/ it doesnt matter if you're new or not

>>385333503
When will Ted infiltrate the white house and get in a booger flinging fight with Trump?

>>385339837
>>385337938

>>385339661
do you actually have fun?

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>>385330058

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>>385337703
>Waits until the night before the deadline, stays up all night doing it, still misses deadlines
This is a huge problem for me. I get sidetracked so easily when it comes to assignments. If I don't miss the deadline, I get it turned in within the last 10 minutes.

The virgin - Chad shit is killing me. I can't take it. The Chad OC is GOAT, whoever is doing them is a lad.

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Time to take a good break

>>385332832
My sides

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>>385340365
*food, dammit

>>385340198
>the state of neo /v/

unsurprising and depressing

>>385340275
Yeah, why do you think I played that long?

>>385338776
Holy shit you must have autism if you think the chad walk is some how good criticism. You're just upset the virgin walk applies to you and want to pretend the only other possible way to walk is the chad walk

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the virgin Skyrim vs the CHAD SKYRIM PLEASE!

>>385337826
>The Virgin Death
>Dies alone, unloved and unremembered, the faintest spark in the eternity of the cosmos
>Secretly praying that there is no afterlife because he knows he would go to Hell
>Cause of Death: Dull, unimaginative, just like his life
>The Chad Ascension
>Dies surrounded by friends, family, complete strangers, Reality itself will write his obituary
>Is already kicking God in the dick to assert his dominance
>Died like he lived: With a complete disregard for the safety of others

>>385330173
According to this, I have traits of both sides.

>>385340581
fuck off Todd

>>385340029
It's shit

>>385340572
Your reading comprehension sucks. He's saying the "chad stride" mocks those who take the virgin walk seriously by doing the exact opposite of everything listed.

>>385340484
Mexican street corn is actually pretty tasty, too bad they fucking massacred it at the 45 second mark.

>>385337703
What if you finish all your projects months prior the deadline, but you still have daily thoughts of things you missed/could improve that wake you up at 6 am?

>>385340581
That's basically:
>Role-played as a Stealth-Archer Mage who has completed every single fucking Quest, found every single fucking area, and neatly stacks all his memorabilia inside the home at Whiterun, waifu character
Versus
>Solely plays as a big hammer wielding Orc with default visuals, plays solely in first-person
>Killed just about everyone except his bros in the Fighter's Guild
>Only completed like 4 quests total by pure chance
>Bought every house in Hearthfire expansion and filled them all with Sweetrolls

>>385334419
>merelypretending.jpg

>>385340779
That guy is most definitely a master of masturbation

just look at that wrist drive

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Здpaвcтвyйтe, [s4s]

>>385335614
chad's always got our backs bros. we virgins really oughta learn a thing or two from them

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>>385332934
>tfw perma'd from server
Who want's a 2015 spriterip from lifeweb?

>>385341027
>American "cuisine"

>>385341058
I never got /r9k/'s seething hatred of chad as normies. In my experience, people like "Chad" are popular because they're genuinely friendly and outgoing. Robots should look up to them, instead of using them as a scapegoat so they can keep wallowing in self pity.

>>385339007
BADA BING

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>>385341263
This is American cuisine.

>>385341206
I do

>>385341263
9 times out 10 this is mexican shit.

>>385340581
The Virgin Skyrim
>installs nude mods, sex/rape mods, and beastiality mods
>his companion is a titty monster that he named after the female streamer he's subbed to
>his PC is the most expensive thing he's ever invested in
>runs the game on ultra so that his mods can feel as real as possible
>disables the HUD to feel fully immersed

>>385339593
The CHAD HOMINEM

>>385341630
Nah, this is american shit, I live in mexico so i can tell. We don't do this shit with burgers

>>385341538
>no sound so we can hear if he's hitting the glass while he stirs

it looked like he was smacking the shit out of it like a fuckin scrub

>>385341350
Look, if you're in /r9k/, you've no hope for recovering. Shit's the very bottom, the lowest you can go.
Of course they're bad people.

>>385341630
>>385341835
It's fucking californian mestizos. LA cholo faggots.

>>385341835
Your ability to speak for every single person in your country is amazing.

>>385340029
>implying virgins believe in god

Virgin blaspheme
>puts "atheist" in his social media description
>keeps r/atheism open in a second tab
>calls all deities "sky daddies"
>chokes up whenever somebody says "god bless you"
>blames religion on his lack of a gf

Chad Tithe
>joins a new sect every week
>in a permanent Tebow stance
>fasts 365 days a year
>funnel-feeds bibles to the homeless
>thanks The Man Upstairs daily for sending him a plague of ass-eating Stacies

>>385332612
>REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE THINGS THAT DIDN'T EXIST IN MY TIME
Pretty much, and rinse and repeat through humanity's history until the Sun explodes.

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>>385342063
I know who you are

>>385340029
Fucking trash, dude.

>>385342023
It's called a generalization and is done by using "we" or "us"

>>385330173
>>385334840
>>385335108
>>385335614
>>385338334
>>385339268
>>385339754
all of these virgin ones apply to me

help

>>385341596
K, uploading right ow, be patient

>>385342023
No, I've never seen anything done with a burger like that, besides, McDonalds is rare here and I think I've rarely seen one

>>385341983
Nah not even they do this shit, my guess is a fatass southerner who eats mayo outta the jar

>>385340731
That's not at all what he was saying. What do you think he meant by
>"Virgin Walk" which was made unironically.

>>385342309
Southern food is goddamn delicious, that crap is not southern. I blame the the wetbacks, as usual.

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>>385341396
I had no idea Burt owns a Springfield Armory 1911

>>385342230
They in fact apply to nearly every person who's doing something by themselves

>>385342053
>really gay Christian man saying "fuck me sky daddy"

>calling it "chad"
I want Facebook to fuck off.

>>385342230
Unironically
Hit the gym and work out. No excuses or stuff, just get your shit together and slowly become /fit/ to the point where you will respect yourself.
It won't cure your autism or beta status but it's a step forward in a right direction. Once you are not nu male betafaggot physically you can start to change something. And will feel much better generally

>>385342660
Virgin blasphemer detected.

>>385342797
But I'm Catholic, I just thought the idea was funny.

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>>385342425
>secshitters assmad they can't do anything within their power to ruin fun for once

>>385341831
The Chad Skyrim
>Vanilla console version because computers are for nerds
>The biggest burliest Nord he could make
>Doesn't know how to use magic and doesn't care to learn
>Doesn't even know there's dragons and just runs around killing anything with a health bar

>>385342230
>>385334840
I like to use the stall. Biggest pro is the toilet paper for that one drop

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>>385342947

The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.

Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good.

>>385342063
Who are you

>>385342728

>hit the gym

If you're faggot and want to waste your time.
You can just work out with dumbells in your home. And it's much cheaper. More money for food to bulk up.

>>385341596
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ze6fdne4x40jag8/AAAwefaxdMROCddc5N1NvtDba?dl=0
Here you go

>>385343071
i's too real, too basic

>>385343074
>not using the urinal and letting the piss get inside your pants for all the world to see and know you've taken a piss
>or even better, simply letting your gf drink your piss and clean off your dick
virgnlet detected

And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources.

They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy shit), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future. And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and freewill for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.

>>385343245
This desu, all you really need is a bench and some dumbells and you can do everything important
>m-muh community
Yeah if you're a faggot

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>>385335108
>OUCH!
>WOW!
>DANG!

There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the paedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed.

The paedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan. Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future. I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.

>>385343245
>I'm too beta to work out in a gym "everyone stares!" or too poorfag
Gym almost always is a better choice

>>385341952
Dude it's just a prank they're unheated and unpressurized

>these threads are /v/ but lol ones are not
mods are cruel, nice thread tho 10/10

>>385339417
>putting gaming on the same level of looks
Nigger what

>>385341831
The Chad Elder Scrolls
>uses his friend's laptop to play at 20fps
>plays vanilla, has never tried a mod in his life
>starts the game directly, has never seen an options menu
>picks default nord, uses heaviest armor and highest damage weapon he can find
>mashes mouse1 through dialogue, just cares about his quest marker getting updated
>doesn't know what a sidequest is
>makes a new default character after finishing the main story

>>385343245
How the fuck are you going to do deadlifts? It's the king of all exercises for a reason, you pussies.

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>>385330278
I liked it anon

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>>385342902

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>I love destroying my joints and reducing my late-life mobility and sacrificing a huge chunk of my youthful free time so that I can make the fibers under my skin get larger, because women like how it looks

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>>385339652
>LoL

I thought DotA2 is the Chad choice?

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I wanna marry Marie.

>>385340581
>>385340907
>>385341831
>>385343071
>>385343638
im on it

>>385343882
Good fucking lord you must be 400 pounds.

>>385343882
>Doing it for the bitches
That is just a side effect anon, you do it to have a strong body.

>>385344031
Make sure Chad's using a Mac.

>>385337115
>>385339837
>>385337369
Bulletproof logic.

>>385335935
I disagree. Anyone who came in 2008/2009 during Chanology is a newfag, and will forever be a newfag. Saying that people who came after that will always be newfags is just a way for the original newfags to shift the blame to someone else. That being said, anyone who's used 4chan for less than 4 years is by definition, a newfag. However, due to the massive amounts of autism and normalfags, I think people who came during GG and the 2016 election should have the Chanology rule applied to them. GG actively asked for Reddit to come over and help, which immediately qualifies them (Not to mention the large number of SJWs who started posting to try to push their bullshit in response to GG), and the 2016 election brought in inbred stormfags, ironic Trump memers, and even more fucking SJWs.

>>385343882
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>This is what skinny and fat fucks really believe.

>>385343882
>getting /fit/ to get bitches
literal virgin mindset

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>>385343882
t.weakling

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>>385343220

>>385343907
Chad has no loyalty towards any particular game, console or developer, and just picks what to play randomly.

>>385344078
chads playing on a 7th gen console version

why do people hate chads?
the bully was usually the ugly midget.

>>385339304
Is chad counterpart also made by r9k or is it 4chan oc?

>>385344374
Jealousy.

>>385344325
>Chad is more reasonable than most of /v/

Colour me surprised.

>>385344374
I want Chad to be my friend

>>385344374
because in 90s movies chads and bullies kinda blurred together and it has kinda stuck. It is a meme.
also >>385344417

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>>385343882
>t. virgin fat manlet who is scared of living life

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>>385344271
She Slurp me

>>385341834
>>385339593
underrated

>>385338548
it's okay but overrated.

>>385344532
is this satire?

>>385344565
I need some sauce anon. That 90s anime art gets me rock hard.

>>385344117
no one cares about your in depth analysis of what your definition of a newfag is you autist.

How do I stop being a beta virgin?

I can't go to the gym because no money.

>>385342230
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect
the chad sides are funny because they're absurd hyperbole

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>>385336647
Does never masturbating have any additional bearing on this?

>>385344903
wait till you are above 25, then people will judge you based on your personality instead of your looks

>>385336295
You're the patient zero of faggot research

>>385330928
4chan: go back to x
reddit: back to x with you

>>385334840
>>385335108
Reminder that while /v/ is piddling with dumb, forced memes like 'The Virgin Walk', /pol/ is pumping out instant classics like 'cuck' (which is used not only universally on the internet but now everywhere away from the computer) and pizzagate, two scoops, etc.

/pol/ has been driving Internet culture for years now, it is really sad to see. /v/ lost all of its soul in the GamerGate censorship.

>>385344374
bullshit and you know it FUCKING NORMIE LIARS THATS IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>385345018
But all the hot girls are under 25

Fuck they are under 20

>>385344896
I did some hunting because I didn't know myself. but this is what i found https://vndb.org/v10215

>>385345160
wrong post sorry bro >>385344865

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>>385343882
>jogging ruins your knees
>lifting weights ruins your knees
>sports ruins your knees
>so I'll just sit all day and die at age 23 from deep vein thrombosis

>>385345018
>wait till you're 25 then the girls with mental issues and insane baggage will still be single and already slutted their way through literally every guy they know and it'll be your turn

ftfy

god bless all these crazy sluts

>>385345264
Swimming ruins nothing

Jogging also doesn't ruin your knees unless you do it in shit shoes

>>385330864

Love this

>>385343882
literally, LITERALLY, not an argument

>>385330173
>hair seems to overreact to wind
Yeah, what is that shit? I don't even have long hair.

>>385345290
That's what I'm scared of.

I mean I'm 24 and already missed my chance of a good girl, I just want a decent one.

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What's the gayest
Weightlifting, futball, or swimming?

>>385340281
oh god fuck

>>385345552
Football by far.

Lifting and swimming are actually useful skills to have.

>>385344778
Made by a women

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>>385345709
THE CHAD SLAUGHTER

>>385345526
most girls above 25 are nice, the other ones that everyone praised on high school already have like 2 children.

>>385345264
what do you _____ of my collection?

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>>385345709
>>385345778

>>385345494
>not using product in your hair

>>385345552
Swimming is the gayest but also the best

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>>385345802
god dammit

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>>385332832
>never takes eyes off Niger

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>>385345893
Do you have this?

>>385345709
I'M GOING GHOST

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I tried.

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>>385346003
I do now

>>385336647
wew i have only 5 years left to be a wizard, nice.

>>385339652
>nuts of chaos
lmao

>>385346127
You forgot his shameful CP folder and hotglued anime figures.

>>385346198
Those are wizard traits

>>385345264
>lifting weights ruins your knees
Huh?

>>385343882
men get /fit/ to get other men you fucking sperg

>>385338212
>The virgin punch

>THE CHAD STRIKE

>>385346127
Where's the onahole or is that one step ahead?

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>>385331731
>honknigger gets a beaker of lube
>now completely untouchable