Nintendo switch

Octobrush is fun

>>385322816
i hate you

>>385322816
It's too easy

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Rate my delinkquent squid

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>play fine the first few days
>can't play for more than a minute today before getting disconnected and the switch's whole internet connection just dies
>can't reconnect it without rebooting the console
>wahoo, $40 ethernet adapter sold separately, mamma mia! :^)

kill me

>>385324020

That's why it is so fun

Why does the other brush even exist?

>>385324110
You don't have to buy the official adapter

>>385324110

I live in rural Canada, 150kbps dl speed

200 matches, never a single disconnect

The fucking problem is on your end you faggot

>>385324092
would raise hell with/10

How do I deal with Octobrushes
I main N-ZAP

>>385324223
>my switch isn't defective so none of them are
Don't be that guy.

So whats with all these guys with G&K in their name? Google tells me its a clan but so many shitters have this tag too

Who is the most annoying boss in Salmon run and why is it MAW?

how do i get good at this game
i suck so much with motion controls should I just keep practicing it

>>385324537

Do you want me to be the "overstate hardware defects" because there is an extremely small yet vocal minority of people with issues person?

>>385324769
>overstate hardware defects
Where did that happen?

>>385324537
most of them aren't defective.
sucks to be you but shit happens.

>>385324618
Maws is easy though
Drizzler, while not the hardest, is definitely the most annoying.

>>385324974
Maws are annoying when you're the one with the roller

>>385322708
When do people stop being shit at Salmon Run

I can barely carry these fucking idiots at Overachiever - when I get to Profreshonal is everyone going to suddenly become competent or am I just going to get fucked sideways?

>>385325191
Just bomb OHKO ez scrub

Servers still having issues right now?
>>385325296
Hello again

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>>385325296
why don't you come over here and make me?

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>>385324223
I have decent internet but I've still gotten a couple of disconnects even though the switch is in the same room as my router.
The switch's wifi is provably shit, man.

>>385322708
Did the latest patch remove the ticket exploit?

>>385324223
>Works on my machine so this clearly isn't an issue. Thread locked

So I have to pay 20k to scrub out an ability on a piece of clothing? And I need to do this 10 times to get a guarnateed ability on the item I want?

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>>385324139
It's fast as fuck, I like using it to get behind the other team and backstabbing the fuckers. Also good for making a paths for your team in heavy inked areas fast. No reason to use it over octobrush in tower control though.

>>385324092
What level do you get the leather jacket?

>>385325507
you can get chunks from salmon run as well

>>385322708
Damn, higher level Salmon runs are fun as fuck. Dat cannon play. Dem Golden egg gains, dat team skill. Just perfect.

>>385324509
Stay away from their range. Shoot.

finally got to go-getter
also got all the rewards this time
game-mode tier list:
tower control > salmon run > rainmaker > turf war > story mode > taiko drum master squid edition >>> splat zones

>>385322708
how to farm

>>385324618
1 maw is easy, multiple ones when the map is small is actual hell.

>>385325647
I think you need to be level 15 before they start giving you 3-star gear

>>385325647
i just got it from splatnet a couple days ago
>>385325494
yup
stocked up 50 each right as i heard it
shoulda gone 99 but i was lazy

>>385325712
i feel like the octobrush has more range than me somehow

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So cute

>>385325758
step 1. be on ver 1.1.1
there's respawning ticket boxes
if on latest version, sorry, just do salmon run a lot

>>385325647
Just order from others on the plaza or order from the app when available.

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Stupid squid.

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>>385325976
Better than any of the idol girls

Why do Inklings live near water when it instantly ends their fucking lives?

>>385325819
How did you do that? I don't see anything for it.

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>>385326068
When is he gonna draw his own version?

>>385326229
it was a few days ago
you can't get it anymore sadly
it's on a rotation

>>385326204
inklings don't die
they respawn in the last cooking pot they've touched
but yeah why does mahi mahi even exist

>>385324223
The switch's wifi is shit.

Got a load of different devices around my TV but the switch takes the horrible wifi winner.

The PS4 has trouble when there's just a little bit of interference between the router but my other consoles including the Wii U just connect great.

It's just no t able to keep a constant stable connection when i'm too far away, even though i've got 40mb/s download.

>>385326453
Well shit. Hopefully I can steal it from someone when they're walking around the plaza. Thanks anon.

>>385326769
they also sell it randomly in shops, but it has a different ability than the splatnet version. wish you luck.

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>>385326113

>>385326718
Works perfectly for me, must be your Switch. Try not to shake it so much when using your gyro aim champ lmaoo

>>385324618
The eel and the missile fucker are the most annoying for me.

>>385326718
>>385327105
It's not him, the Switch's wi-fi is pretty poor, especially when docked.

It literally can't even see my 2.4 band (which gives 5 bars to all other devices in the house), it only works with the 5 GHz.

Question,

When the salmon run is over, do you keep your stats and level of bonuses? Or does it reset once it closes?

>>385324110
What time were you playing today? I couldn't get any of the Switch's online to work for about 10 minutes around 10 am ET this morning. May have been a hiccup on Nintendo's end.

>>385327105
It's always docked, always.

I like the Switch as a console really but for a portable console it was a pretty poor decision to make the wifi suck so much.

A buddy of mine doesn't even have a connection in his attic.

>>385327470
Euh, didn't really pay attention to bonuses but you do keep the level obviously. So the pay grade you've racked up is kept. Got 200% pay grade right now, shit's cash.

One hour ago i've had 3x 4k from a capsule and 32k in the super bonus capsule. I'm lovin' it.

>my switch's wifi is fucking up again

It simply won't connect and powering it on and off doesn't work this time.
That's probably the device with the shittiest connectivity I've ever had in my possession.

>>385322708
Salmon Run is a fucking blast m8

I'm probably going to end up only playing during Salmon Run and Splatfests

>>385325296
>Having fun is for toddlers
Your life must be really sad, my man

>>385327660
>>385327432
Every fucking thread, the wifi is fine for the majority of people - it's probably your setup that sucks retard. But if it will shut you up go look at the Switch specs and confirm the component quality for yourself, it really is just your shitty setup. inb4 "switch wifi software s-sucks"

Honestly all this reeks of is people disconnecting because they're salty and then trying to blame the hardware.

96k today, not bad for about an hour and a half casual playtime of Salmon Run.

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>>385327954
Yes, it's my setup that's at fault despite having an excellent dual-band router that provides 5 bars to literally every other device in the house at any range and the fact that the 5GHz band works perfectly with the Switch.

It's the fault of my setup that the switch while docked can't fucking see the 2.4 band, because that makes more sense than an underpowered receiver in the switch or interference from the dock.

Lincoln once said "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove any doubt"

You should listen to Lincoln.

>>385327954
If every console around me is performing more than well with no disconects and a stable wifi signal then i can sure as hell guaranteed you the Switch's wifi sucks. It's been confirmed by many people. At the beginning it sucked so hard that my switch had trouble loading the e-shop.

>>385324618
Flyfish hands down, Seriously fuck those motherfuckers, when there's a lot of shit going on and this fucker spams missiles that you have to dodge and then go out of your way to lob bombs at them and hope it actually lands in it. Not to mention when your team does nothing about them

>>385328432
Can't you also hit the inside of the rocket launchers? I believe i saw someone just shoot it and it got fucked, i'm not sure though. It was pretty chaotic.

>>385327954
>Works for me, clearly not an issue.
>Thread locked

>>385328620
The stingray can hit them, but you need someone else to cover you while using it otherwise you'll get killed.

>>385327954
>have to reboot my switch/rooter every 3 days
>despite never having that kind of issue on anything else ever
>but muh it works for me, it's on your end!!

Please remember your post when your switch wifi starts shitting itself.

>>385328838
>stingray can shoot down fliers
>stingray can shoot through drizzlers
>stingray can take out snipers
Underrated as fuck in salmon run.

>>385329094
but can it see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

>>385329094
Basic charge rifles are very underrated too i think.

> Can 1 shot a lot of bosses
> Can cover terrain very consistent
> Can pierce through enemies
> Can make a sweet road towards the basket

Underrated AF.

>>385325903
It does not. Just retreat while shooting.

Thanks for the (You)s lads. git gud

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FUCK

Test your internet connection from switch options.

If your NAT Type isn't A you're going to disconnect when playing.

If the switch itself can't maintain connection buy a better router?

>>385324110
Buy a cheap $15 ethernet adapter online. Literally most of the adapters on Amazon will say: "works with switch".

>if you can't carry a team of shitters than you can't rank up
fuck this stupid design, should have made the ranking independent of how your shitty team performs.

>>385327954
The Switch WiFi adapter is shit, in the same room my switch gets 1 bar my PS4 and Xbox One are at 80-95% signal strength.

>>385328260

> the 5GHz band works perfectly with the Switch.

So... So it works fine?

>>385330149
I get full bars two closed rooms away from my router, time to upgrade hombre.

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>>385330074

>>385330130
I can't think of one team-based game where people haven't bitched about competive ranking, people will never be happy until they feel like they're in the rank they belong at.

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>>385324092
>wearing shit gear because of the looks
Lad

>>385329330
They're practically impossible to use at higher pay grades, there's simply too much going on.

>>385330540
sub ink saver and last ditch effort are fine

>>385330168
Not seeing the 2.4 band is not perfectly fine, especially when most people seem to ONLY use that band.

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There's always, ALWAYS that one fucking guy on your team that just stands at the spawn zone all game.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? JERKING OFF? PLAY THE GAME

>For some reason after every match I have to take a piss.
This has never happened to me before, I can only play for so long before I become dehydrated. Am I dying?

It amazes me how awful every crew I'm on is at Salmon run

Every crew acts like it's the first time they've ever played

>>385331059
I can sympathize and I'm at overachiever

How bad is shit going to get in profreshonal

>>385331059
You just have that effect on people

>that one guy who keeps killing regular mobs despite having a golden egg with not a lot of time left

>>385331038
You're a squirt now!
You're a kid now!

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>>385330607

>>385331178
>How bad is shit going to get in profreshonal
It doesn't, cause people in profreshional know how to play.

>>385331038

You're pre-diabetic, get some excercise and avoid sugar for 2 days

>>385331178
I dropped out of profreshional after an unlucky losing streak today, overachiever is a cakewalk. On the other hand the teams you get are generally OK or they wouldn't have made it that far.

>it's a shoreline boss gang bang episode

y

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>>385331248
I never thought I'd find a slug so attractive.

>>385331518
Jesus fuck I kekked

>>385330904
Just feels like you're complaining about a problem you don't have.

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>>385322708

>here how fun salmon run is the first week of release
>had to miss it cause spent weekend with my girlfriemd for her birthday
>play it today
>ITS FUCKING AWSOME

I love this shit!

And some autist have the nerve to say that this isn't a true sequel

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Also, can someone TELLL ME WHAT THE FUCK MR. GRIZZ IS ?!

Is he a statue?!

>>385332238
Seabear
Like from Spongebob

>>385332238
He's talking trough a bear shaped radio. Notice the antenna.

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Christ, I've never even played this "mystical Salmon Run" mode and have no idea how to even fucking access it, but it's all you guys EVER seem to talk about in this game.

Is Bomb Defense the most underrated ability in ranked? I swear I've had a perfect win streak on Tower Control ever since I rolled 2 slots of it on the power boots.

>>385332439
Left of the tower

>>385332439
Are you fuckiing daft
It's on the goddamn news
And on the menu
And right fucking there in the plaza
Have you even been playing?

>>385332439
People talk about because it's really good and the rewards are great. You can play it whenever it's open by going to the area to the left of the tower.

>>385332551
>>385332543
It has never gotten mentioned in the news briefing when you start the game.
Whenever I go left of the tower it's closed.

>>385332657
If it wasn't open today that's because you weren't online.

>>385332657
It's a timed event
You've somehow been playing only when it's not availabe

Do you even need 99 exp tickets or can I settle with less?

>>385332657
It shows you when it's going to be open on the stages list.

>>385332802
I took 50
99 is for when they raise the level cap I guess

How do I git gud with chargers? I'm trying out turf war and I can only get maybe 1 kill a round. I fucking suck with it, but I'm getting bored with the N Zap

>>385332826
>>385332758
Why would a game mode only be available at certain times of the day? And why wouldn't those times be listed anywhere in the game? That's so weird.

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>a squid cosplaying as a bear gets a bunch of part timing teenagers to casually genocide salmon to collect their eggs, probably to eat them

What is Japan's beef with the sea

>>385333076
Turn your motion control sensitivity and R stick to max. Trust me.

>>385332238

>that awkward moment when you accidentally call Mr. Grizz dad in front of your coworkers.

Fuck.

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>team is using specials on wave 1

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>>385333580
>accidentally use special before wave 1 even starts
>teammate: "Booyah"

>>385333601
Do not shake the baby!

>>385333497
Are you trolling?

>>385332238

Some kinda huge bear who probably farms salmon for the sole purpose of eating them

Maybe there will be some kind of event that unmask him. A raid style instance with a boss

>>385333771
No. The best way to play is max sensitivity so all you have to do is slightly move to aim.

Just try it, and you'll understand.

>>385333076
Time, patience, moving constantly, learning when to retreat, and predicting enemy movement.

I'm doing it right now, and as much as I hate letting my team down at the start, there's an immense satisfaction with finally gittin gud.

Hang in there man, there's nothing quite like lining up the perfect shot.

>>385333117
it is though
have you once looked through yout menu

>missing another Salmon Run

It's not fair, it's easily my favorite mode in this game and it's on a set schedule.

>>385333156

They're threatened by it, probably because it claims so many of them via tsunamis and typhoons

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>>385333790
>uncover the truth behind Mr Grizz
>no one cares because he pays so well and Salmonids are an enemy to the Inkling state

>wipe on wave 1 because your party members can't into fly fish and you can only throw so many grenades at once

>Pro Tip from a profreshional

If you're ranked lower than pro don't worry about eggs. Any shit tier player can collect eggs. Most matches are lost by death not lack of eggs. Keep your team alive. Stay on defense the entire time. Stay aware of the green circle around you no matter what.

Defense wins games kids

>>385333156
the sea is a hoe

>>385333156
>What is Japan's beef with the sea
It surrounds them on all sides and under proper conditions could wipe them out in one fell swoop.

>>385333156
They're a tiny island nation, you figure it out.

>>385334449
No, Ron

is it me or is salmon run considerably uglier than everything else?

>>385324110
I noticed that a lot of people were getting DC'd yesterday after the update. Hell, I even got disconnected for the first time in awhile.

>Just did 3 man professional with fog/low tide as 3rd wave.

Tears right now.

>>385334864
I mean, that's kind of the point?

High tide is the hardest modifier

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How do I git gud with gyro?

>>385335046
I mean graphically.

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>no salmon run for the rest of the day
AHHHHHHHH

About to start in ranked, what is a good general weapon for it?

It's over, squids. No more Salmon Run for the day.

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>HIGH TIDE
>STEEL EELS

>>385335193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=930H_ZRExbg

>>385335193
don't

>>385335263
>>385335296
Makes me said, but at least I have a good reason to sleep now.

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>>385335296
>>385335263
>Next Salmon run is for 24 hours
>but it's Marooner's bay with a brush, roller, blaster and splatling

fucking kill me tomorrow

>>385334864
Well it does have significantly more moving parts. 10 bosses + 4 inklings + 25 salmonids + ink probably does a number on the dynamic resolution.

>>385335473
The fuck is the point of these ridiculous 12 hour windows anyway? I haven't been able to play any of them, it's retarded.

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>>385335318
>High tide grillers
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYY?

Really wish you could set the lobby so you only match people who have good connections. I've lost enough games due to guys teleporting around and whatnot. You can get an ethernet adapter for about 7 euro on Amazon, there's no excuse.
I can carry a bad team half the time, but there's no overcoming laggy kids who disappear when you shoot them and kill you from behind or splat you from across the map in some bizarre, impossible way. Just as bad as it was on the Wii U.

>>385335273
Can't go wrong with a splattershot.

>>385335473
I love Marooner's Bay, but that weapon set is a demotion waiting to happen.

>four steel eels
>stacked on top of each other
>player stuck in center
DOSTEDT

>salmon run ends
>6 points away from the huge bonus

>>385335473
>brush
>roller
>blaster
>splatling

fucking demote me now, grizz

>get about 75% of the way through C+
>multiplayer maps and modes have been updated!
>go back in
>C-
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

I really wouldn't worry about deranking. After a few days of playing profreshional, overachiever feels like everything moves in slow motion.

>>385335473
>>385335704
>>385335819
It's not even the good (octo) brush either. It's the fucking inkbrush.

>>385335915
You have a different rank for each of the 3 ranked modes.

>>385335915
You have a rank per game mode but you only need B- in one for league play.

>>385335473
We should form a union or something.

>>385334013
Eh, the next one runs for a whole 24 hours, as well as the one after that. Can't be too bad.

>>385330398
In other games you can yell and shitters and tell them what to do and what you're going to do to their body when they fuck up.

>last Salmon Run shift had tons of worthless brushes and rollers as weapons

>this shift is 4 normal splatshooters

I could fucking cry.

Although the lack of area attacks make Griller events and their massive swarms of mini salmonids a bitch to deal with.

>teammates with an Aerospray with less than 600p in Turf War

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SCORE SO LOW?

So does gyro aiming have input lag? I've seen vids comparing the WiiU gyro aiming to the Switch gyro aiming, shit doesn't look good but I don't have a switch so I can't test this myself, anyone notice anything?

What is the absolute worst possible Salmon Run weapon selection that could happen? Taking Splatoon 1 weapons into account too for later

>Inkbrush
>Blaster
>H-3 Nozzlenose
>Hydra Splatling

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>>385336084
>union
Fuck outta here with that nonsense. I'm not paying dues so some fuckwit can donate my money to worst girl's campaign in the next splatfest.

>>385336084
>union
I want communist russia to leave

>>385324618
Flyfish,or steelhead if your charger can't aim.

>>385336861
>Not editing it to say profreshional motherfucker

>>385336861
>>385337000
What about a Worker's Rights Comittee? Or maybe elect a representative to send to the boardroom?

>>385324618
Obviously Flyfish, but aside from that Steel Eel.
God help your team if two of them manage to get on top of eachother.

>>385337456
>Hide Tide
>Steel Eel manages to sneak up on you
>Have 0 movement options

Frustrating as fuck.

Can I protest the shit weapons tomorrow? It's like our boss wants to demote us.

>>385337456
>>385337565
You can literally juke a steel eel in close range - their AI has a lot of margin for error to make this possible, git gud.

>>385337456
it's easy as fuck to abuse steel eel's pathfinding and make them run in circles

>>385337594
Why doesn't Grizz let us bring our own weapons
It'd help us get his food

>>385322708
Why is there no way to skip the morning announcements? They gave you the feature to skip Shelldon, why not this as well?

Feels like they're a little too proud of their writing for these characters.

>>385338006
He's not insured for that.

>>385338006
You think those weapons grow on trees? Grizz gets whatever he can buy in bulk at that time.

>Two teammates under 500p in Turf War with 3 kills or less

How is it possible to be that fucking bad?

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>>385322708
>wait forever to find someone in my plaza with the rebreather (pic related)
>finally find it
>order it
>"I even got Spike to help but we couldn't find what you asked for, this is pretty close though"
>skull bandana
FUCK YOU

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>>385338309
They're children, Anon.

How many tickets can you carry at once? 99?
Because i just started farming both cash and exp tickets and damn that shit takes long.

I bet the exp tickets arent even worth it because you wont get to use all 99 if you hit level 50 long before that.

>>385338205
But I bought my own weapons

>>385338449

That's no excuse. I've seen less 400p. That's bordering on mental retardation.

>>385338550
The time you spend grinding tickets, you could have used to level up faster.

>>385338656
Then i will just stick to money tickets, getting a fashionable armor with the effects you want will cost millions.

>>385324618

griller when he targets you

MAW's usually pretty easy to deal with

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>Barely get out of C- in Splat Zones
>C
>Manage to get all the way out of C without a single crack
>C+
>A friend of mine gets through C- with one crack
>B-
How the fuck does this ranking system work holy shit I just want to unlock League Battles so I never have to gamble again

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>>385337269
>Worker's Rights
Mr. Grizz sticks his neck out for you, giving you a way to feed your woomy and squibs and this is how you repay him? Squids like you deserve no less than summary splatting.

>>385329991

>managed to get the last egg in during the final round with 2 seconds on the clock and the rest of my teammates down
>booyahs all around

>got put on a team with the same guy who got <300p for 3 games in a row

georgio if you're reading this please kill yourself

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Reminder that you should pick mayo because all the retarded 5-year-old players will pick ketchup because it goes good with their chicken tendies or something.

Mayo will have the smarter players.

>>385333580
>Accidentally use special on wave one because somebody decided it was a good idea to map it to the R stick.

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Post em

>>385339418
Why does it count number of specials used when they're often shit, especially the inkjet

I am new to splatoon and something confuses me:

What exactly is so good about those Hero Weapons and how to i unlock them for online play?
Do i just have to upgrade them in the story mode or how does that work?

And what are the golden weapons? Just the final upgrades?

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>>385336084
>that one line during the Mothership rounds where Grizzman says something along the lines of "You need to band together, but don't even THINK about forming a union"
Got a laugh out of me

>>385339418
29-21
6.6 splats
1.7 assists
0.5 specials
I use N-ZAP

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>>385339418
Trying to fight out of C Shitter Ranked is hell but I want to unlock League Battles so I can never touch Ranked again except for fun

Botong, if you're here, please kill yourself. Sub 300p is fucking pathetic in Turf War.

>>385339603
Nothing, they're just reskins. You unlock them by completing all stages and bosses in single player with the weapon you want to unlock. Brella excluded.

>>385339823
Okay, then the upgrades are just to make them more powerful in singleplayer and doesnt change the stats of the weapons for online play?

>>385339274
It's tough for him to play in the car he sleeps in

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>>385339418
This is the power of the Aerospray

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>tower control
>2 of your teammates bring aerosprays
when does it get better?

>>385327470
you keep your rank but the level of bonuses resets once it closes, its fine though since its a repeat every 600 points anyway.

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Does anyone else feel like one of the updates this time around might be a story expansion? Story mode in general feels kinda incomplete:
>No Marina or Pearl besides 2 sunken scrolls and one line from Marie
>Callie is no where to be found in the post game
>Final boss is just a rehash of DJ Octavio
>No Octoling spats or Armoured hero sets despite being in the game

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>>385339973
Correct.

>>385339998
when you find a team for league

>>385335193
set it to MAX, and then play some matches, and keep lowering it until you can kill fuckers on site

>>385340129
Armored Hero set is from one of the amiibos

>>385340129
iirc they datamined something that might be a salmon related story mode

>>385340276
That's the old one from Splatoon 1, the new one with the bowling ball looking helmet for the new set is no where to be found.

>>385340129
>Callie is no where to be found in the post game
well thats because she keeps getting brainwashed

I wish I could dress my woomy up like Marie

>>385340378
What? Source? And did they datamine anything related to Callie and Marie outside story mode?

>25 tickets
>74 to go

Jesus christ this takes forever

How to get Umbrella for online?

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>always pick melee weapons in shooters when it's an option
>use octobrush since the beginning in splatoon 1 because it's fun
>now everyone thinks I'm some meta tryhard

>>385340812
You wait until it's released.

>>385340812
You put your thumbs together, point em straight up, and sit on them

>>385340812
Wait for the umbrella update

>>385340873
>>385340887
>>385340892
Can't you get it by doing all of single player with it ?

>>385340129
Story mode all together felt disappointingly lazy.
>Reused music
>Mostly the same enemies and mechanics
>Even reused backgrounds
>Same story
The inbetween bosses were better, but for the most part it was a disappointing rehash. Their only new idea was having you use other weapons.

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>>385340430
>brainwashed
Long, thick, veiny octopus tentacles. Callie has submitted to superior octo tentacles. How can squidbois even compete?

>>385341029
Sheldon tells you to wait until the official release.

>>385340839
Same thing here, I used Inkbrush and Octobrush because I liked them, I was one of the few who used them, and now with all these shitters, I just don't want to use Octobrush again.

I fear that same thing will happen to my other weapons, like the Squiffer and the Bamboozler

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>>385322708
Post yfw you managed to farm 1200 pts after work and got lods of emone.

>>385341029
You'll be ready for when umbrellas do launch to have the herobrella, but other than that no. It won't get you it right now.

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>Those regular splatshots for Salmon Run

Literally at 110 Profreshional, the only thing that wiped me today was teammate incompetence and fucking high tide grillers.

Also, what are some good main stat gear abilities I should go for?

Where do you guys find the salmon run hours?

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>>385341129

>>385341508
In the plaza, press X.
Press R until you get to Stages.
Then choose Salmon Run.

>>385341419
Personally, I like to have Special Saver since my go-to strat is to hang back, ink turf and slowly move out, jump back to spawn and use special. I also like to have some quick respawn subs and maybe some special up. Ink Res is good if you're really agressive getting into enemy territory. Run speed and swim speed are never not beneficial.

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>>385341419
>>385341129

Wow, I miss the second salmon run in a row thanks to these baby-times. Come home late from work all hype and nope.

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>>385341129

>>385338369
that can happen? lol
I have the rebreather in the store right now.

>>385341881
I think they did it that way because there won't be anyone playing normal multiplayer or they want you to carry your switch around like an autist.

>>385341908
Sauce, if it's worth it?

>>385342205
>wanting source on fucking ugly gmod porn
Good god, man
have some standards

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>>385341129
Managed to get to 1200 at the last moment, queued at :58 minutes and needed 39 eggs.

Should I even bother playing the next salmon run
Holy shit these weapons are worthless
This set was pretty much perfect, I only was able to play for an hour sadly, I wish I took more advantage of it.

>>385341129
Took me around 1 hour or so to get 1200 pts. You get them pretty fast if you're in Profreshional.

Why do you think they didn't release the brella from the start?

>>385342421

I'm so hesitant about the next one and I love SR. I don't want to derank from Overachiever.

>>385342397
Listen, man. I asked if it was worth it.

>>385342421
Well, aim for at least the first super bonus.

>>385342713
I dunno but it made me feel pretty dumb because I played through every level in single player with it in hopes that I could unlock the Hero Brella for Turf War. Nope.

>>385342713
Balancing maybe?

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>>385342713
Maybe they wanted to gauge how the meta was shaping up in ranked then tweak it? I could see that, but it's also nintendo, so I have no fucking idea

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>>385339418

>>385342713
It's too good. It needs to get shit on with awful sub and special. Ink mine and stingray sounds right.

>>385342713
Get people to keep coming back with regular updates. Not everyone is going to keep playing naturally.

>>385326587
Because jellyfish basically run their society it seems like.

>>385340839
You were always a faggot for using that cancerous weapon.

>>385330130
>not being able to carry a team of shitters
Do you really think you deserve a rank increase if you suck that badly?

>>385335473
JUST

>Want to keep using my zapper cause of ink armor in todays ranked.
>Everyone and their mother is using a brush.
Is Ink armor credit to team?

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>>385343365
Yes.

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Why doesn't anyone use the L3?

>>385343997
I'm waiting for the H3.

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>next salmon run's weapons
why

32 tickets to go, i can see the light

Yo Indy EGN

You're fucking awful, dude. Stop playing. Try breaking 500p sometime in TW.

>>385343997
Wait, the Nozzlenose is still in? I loved it back in the day.

>>385343684
Really getting used to seeing that

>>385343997
>>385344183
I'm guessing it's unlocked at a high level? I bet most people still are in their early 10s.

>>385344363
It unlocks at level 18.

>>385344154
A-at least it's 24 hours....fuck....

>>385344510
So pretty much what I said then. I'll use it when I reach that level. I'm still at 13.

>almost win splat zone in the first capture
>lose control
>basically have to hold it for another 100
This is retarded.

>>385344154
>Splatling
I'll manage.

>>385344574
Calm down, no one specifically addressed you.

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>3 team mates STILL can't cap the fucking point even after you kill all but one enemy team member, breaking your rank one match from being safe and knocking you back down a rank
I'm sick of Aerospray shitters who don't realize they contribute absolutely nothing, as well as people who can't fucking kill for shit

>>385344708
Don't lose control then.

>>385344745
What? I'm just saying I'll be using the thing when I get it.

>>385344154
>marooner's bay

Should be more manageable

>>385344154
So Steelheads are going to be impossible to kill without a special?

>>385344770
That doesn't make it any less retarded, but okay.

>>385344574
I've seen plenty of people over level 18, but only a single one had the Nozzlenose.
Almost everyone else uses the same four or five meme weapons.

>>385343997
I have it.
I mained it in Splatoon 1
I don't like using it in Splatoon 2 because it has curling bombs as its sub, which is a horrible combination.

>>385341105
I'm in a different boat now, I soley used the Splattershot JR in the first game soley due to bubbler, now that it's gone i'm trying to find my weapon.

Carbon roller seems pretty good I guess.

>>385344760
I've been playing Aerospray and having a pretty good run on splatzones. Just because it's a scrub weapon that isn't as good as people think doesn't mean it's useless the worst "don't pick or I leave" bullshit. It's situational but the best at making sure the splatzone never leaves your control.

>>385343997
Im going to pick it up when I get to 18 but those curling bombs sound like total trash. Hopefully the D version keeps the burst bombs.

>>385345183
Curling bombs seems okay with it considering the collision damage is enough to make a single burst finish them off or vice versa. I don't really get why it has the Baller though.

>>385343153
Are jellyfish the real dominant species?

>>385344987
If the splatling is ready and waiting he can kill Steelheads first cycle.

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CUTE

>rainmaker on moray towers
Haha, time for Turf War.

>>385346464
But I'm adorable.

>>385346216
>jellyfish run everything
>squids and octos are bred to fight for their amusement

>>385346510
Just climb the vertical wall with the metallic platforms, you fagget.

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It's over, kids

>>385346913
KNACK TWO, BAYBEE

>>385343153
The Jellyfish are immigrants and so they're stuck doing the menial jobs of Inkling society.

>>385322816
It's a crutch

>>385346913
Says the scrub that can't aim for shit without aim support.

How am I supposed to know when Salmon Run opens up?

>>385347339
With the app.

How does someone get away with releasing a shooter where you can't fuckin aim?

>>385340839
Anyone who thinks Octobrush is anything more than decent is a fucking moron

>>385347339

>>385341606

>>385347447
It's not in the app for whatever reason.

>>385347630
Well, that's dumb.

>>385324618
The actual most annoying enemies are the small fries, nothing worse than lining up a bomb for a flyfish or trying to hit a steelhead and you get bumped by one of those faggots

>>385347497
I can aim just fine. git gud

>>385347534
Any way to check it when you aren't playing?

>you can die in the stupid ass animation the game forces you to do when you're putting the rainmaker where it belongs
For what purpose?

What weapons are low tier?

>>385347497
>you can't fuckin aim
Keyword being YOU. Stop playing games with aim assist, you goddamned babby.

>>385347916
Not currently.
I assume it'll come with an update to the mobile app at some point.

>>385348087
Most of them.

>>385346913
>he says the chargers suck
Dunkey doesn't know the balance of the weapons

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>>385347865
>>385348143
>Common complaint across many reviewers
>Game literally made with most of it's weapons not requiring you to aim
>"IT WORKS FOR ME!"

>>385348604
I only play accurate weapons.

>>385348604
>reviewers
You mean scrubs that try to use sticks only in a game without auto aim that requires precision and skill because somehow in their twisted logic they think auto aiming is better than motion controls.

>weapons not requiring you to aim
Says one of the aforementioned scrubs that only plays games that aim for you.

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>>385348604
>reading reviews
Get the fuck out of this thread.

>>385348604
The reason all the weapons hit over an area is because the game is about controlling territory by shooting it. Splatting people is secondary. Imagine trying to paint an entire map using bullet holes like from Counter Strike.

>>385348604
>he can't aim without assist

lol

>>385348878
>The reason all the weapons hit over an area is because the game is about controlling territory
Exactly, they made a game where you don't care about hitting people because they couldn't make a control scheme where you could accurately hit people.

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>>385348604
>reviewers

>>385349010
They did. It's called a gyroscope.

>>385349010
Depends on which weapon you're using, some are balanced for splatting, some inking. Why don't you play for more than 5 minutes?

>>385347339
The game tells you the schedule for it as well as which map it'll be and the loadout. It's where you check the current battle maps and future maps.

>>385349010
wow, you are quite assblasted my friend

May i ask why?

>>385349010
No, you've got it backwards. They made a game where you don't care about hitting people, SO they didn't focus the weaponry around precision.

>>385349010
The gamemode you're talking about is literally 1/6 of the actual game, mister "can't aim for shit without muh aim assist, but I'm too dumb to realize that"

>>385348604
I couldn't aim well at first either but then I slowly got better and better.
That's how good games work

>>385349010
It's called using the motion controls.

>Its a entire enemy team sits around the rainmaker in wait for kills and loses episode.
Don't forget to pick it up.

>>385324110
Do this
>>385330074
I'm not supporting how shit Nintendo can be but it's not optimal to buy a 40$ adapter

>>385346913
Is this video supposed to be satire?
It's like someone complaining about rollers during the splatoon 1 testfires.

>>385346913
>balance in turf war
Sure some weapons suck in Turf but the viability changes in other modes
Like the aerospray, good in Turf while not being that good in Tower Control
Also it's baffling saying the Chargers and Buckets suck in Turf war

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What's your weaponfu?
Mine's the Squelcher.

>>385350382
It's almost like if he was actually really bad at the game. Oh, wait!