European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Luigi's Mansion
NEXT: Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!
LATER: Ori and the Blind Forest
STREAM 2: Snow Bros Nick & Tom
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
>>385308804
Thanks for the thread, m'lord.
Second for thirsty ass betas ruin these threads
>all these bans on stream 2
>>385308897
what's going on
Mia is mai waifu
>>385308896
This gay ass nigga
>>385308897
whats happening
uhh why do these second grade speedrunners even bother going to marathon and waste our time by sucking?
>main stream
>old guy playing
>second stream
>old guy playing
>i'm now a woman
WOOOOOOOW
i-is this a bully free zone yet?
>>385308981
You'll be old too one day but you'll still feel exactly the same, it happens to all of us
>so I'm now a woman!
Not ESA too!
Just returned home. Any interesting things or runs happening today yet?
>>385309021
HOTARUUUN! D-DAISUKI!
>>385309239
nani
MSR IRREVERSIBLY REKT
Nice legs
What mode was it when Luigi rides the vacuum in the big boo fight?
>>385309465
stop shilling your shitty videos and giving him more attention. you're the real problem desu
>>385309465
Yeah, because you must be a very sane individual to begin with if you want to dedicate a large portion of your life to playing random video games as fast as possible.
>>385309580
s(he) won't suck your dick for defending her on the interwebs desu... you know that, don't you.
>ESA gives /v/ a fetish for Eurogirls
Maral is halal
I want to race mix with the Persian Princess
>>385309660
im saying don't give the disgusting freak any more attention it's exactly what he wants you retard
>>385309683
Maral is a slut
>>385309465
jesus christ what the actual fuck is he even doing
GAME GEAR RUN ON STREAM TWO
Best run on stream 2.
>>385309791
Delet
>Greenalink on stream 2
Wasn't he in trouble for mentioning Cosmo at some point? Guess ESA doesn't care.
Which stream are /we/ watching?
>>385310051
nobody cares about your shitty drama fiending here duke
Holy fuck I forgot about ESA.
How long has this been going on and have I missed most of it already?
Shit.
>>385309465
Become a tranny/trap is the male version of having daddy issues, instead of trying to look as trashy and boyish as possible(See daddy issue girls like Soe, awful tattoos, short hair, male clothing) they try and become as feminine as possible.
Not sure which one is worse though
>>385310114
Has been on for 3 weeks by now
>>385310129
There's literally nothing wrong with short hair faggot
>>385310114
You missed a smaller scale event with less people, more videogames, zero drama, actual girls (that are cute) and moments of bromance.
>>385310114
Started Saturday, so yeah you have.
>>385310192
>>385310207
>saturday
Fuck me
>>385310129
I have daddy issues too but I have no intention of becoming a traponly doing then
>>385310129
>anime complaining about harmless things like short hair and tattoos on girls
>>385310192
>moments of bromance.
>That one guy desperate to kiss the other guy
>>385310083
Stream 1 waiting for Spyro
>>385308804
who fucking cares
speed running is fucking stupid
>>385310327
So stream 2 then, got it
>comb own odience
Who's the Billy Mitchell of speedrunning?
>>385310284
Bromosexual, not gay.
>>385310282
See the thing is, this attitude is a reaction to the standards of women which are verbatim. That guy isn't even that unattractive without the glasses.
>9 hours until dark souls
JAVI!
>>385310504
sure thing buddy
>>385310471
Please, don't remind me of that thing.
>>385310585
Smart animeposter.
>>385310635
These women are one in the same. I'm saying many women have a very large opinion of themselves despite not being as attractive as they think they are.
>>385310635
How many girls were impressed by being put on a pedestal?
These beta enablers are the worst. Have fun raising another man's son, because oy vey shaming women is soooo 1950s
I'm a faun, you dork!
>>385310929
Cute boy
spro with based saboom coming up next
Glad to see so much Game Gear at this marathon.
>girl is braiding her hair live on stream
n-no
That's a tranny on the right, right?
I bet she gives some mean hand jobs haha just kidding
>>385310635
Using this image is pretty pathetic and lame of you truth be told
>migrating to France after Britain gets nuked by sandniggers
hmm
>refugee ad
>chat: "I LOST MY HOME TO RNG DUDE"
Oh look it's THIS ad again.
>2 MINUTE VIDEO THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY FUCK HAVING LAWS AND BORDERS AND SHIT
>>385311430
>she
>>385311430
>It thinks it's cute
>It's not cute
>>385311449
It just makes me lust for British lolis
>>385311449
>>385311568
>>385311524
Don't talk about my germanfu like that
>>385311828
(she) could beat me up!!
>choking intensifies
I liked that jump.
>>385311828
>>385311430
MUH FUCKIGN DICK
why does she make me so horny?
First time player it seems
>>385311828
Stop posting her. I'm already close to killing myself as it is
>Four guys wearing sombreros
Would be banned at GDQ for racism
>>385312121
Because you're a thirsty ass nigga who would fuck a tree if it gave you any attention
>>385309034
Looks like farquad
>>385312207
t., faggot ass
>>385312151
GDQ would ban anything if someone complained about it.
>>385312151
being extreme SJW is unwelcomed in europe, somehow.
>>385311828
who dat? name?
>>385312270
Lel, what is this from?>>385312332
>good commentary
>good game
>fun donations
>engaged audience
Is this speedrunning as it was - as it was meant to be?
ESA is so comfy right now, what ya playing /v/?
fucking noob runner using cheats and hacks...
speedrunners should be good at the game not use cheats just to finish the game faster
>>385312371
Mort the Chicken run from yesterday.
>>385312523
Some custom rpg map of warcraft 3 on background. This run is very worth watching
>>385311828
This is why women need to work out too
>>385312602
how? She could fucking clock you with those guns
>>385312121
>she
its a guy you retard
Just started watchning how long have they been playing Spyro?
>>385312667
its not GDQ. fuck off.
>>385312691
>not watching the timer
20 min
>Autoscroller
>It doesn't scroll automatically
>It's just an escort mission
Fucking retards
I missed the start of the run, did they explain why spyro is yellowish?
>>385312714
>It needs to be GDQ to have trannies in it
I forgot GDQ is containment area for all trannies in the world and they're not allowed to leave
idiot
>>385312691
No one knows
>>385312798
There are cheat codes to change Spyro's color, it was a donation incentive.
Sweet, Gateway to Glimmer is my favourite
>>385312798
Spyro changes color when you use cheats. Like this noob runner did
>>385312964
what cheat did he use?
>>385312964
It's okay to use cheats if the community agrees to it speedrunning is a joke
>>385312798
He romhacked his fursona into the game
>>385313109
He used noclip hack the entire game, and at the end he used cheat to unlock every ability
>both streams are 2D indieshit
Stop replying to the fucking baitposter you retards.
>The tranny is on the couch still
>Owi and the bwind fowest
>That overbite
m8 no
>>385313182
>and at the end he used cheat to unlock every ability
fucking bullshit
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?
>>385313293
He used infinite fireball ability you get after beating ripto, WHEN HE WAS FIGHTING HIM
Actually I can't remmeber if it was defeat ripto or collect all gems, but still
>>385313240
But after Ori it's all great
>>385313335
>Sonic
>Zelda
>great
fuck you, I tune in to ESA just so I wouldn't have to watch standard runs that every GDQ has out the ass, where are the good games being run?
>>385313382
Tell me what you think are good games and then I can tell you.
THAT FUCKING OVERBITE
WTF
WHY WOULD HE GO ON CAMERA WHEN HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE THAT
>>385313471
I like his hat.
>>385313467
Postal 2
Dark Messiah
>>385313471
Pic? Can't watch the stream on 3g
>>385313471
Ugly people are also people, anon.
Mock people for what they do, not what they are. Unless they're niggers.
>>385313573
People shouldn't be announcers when they can't even pronounce words correctly because their jaw and teeth are FUCKED UP
>>385313536
You missed Dark Messiah and Postal 2 is on Friday.
so T H I C C HOLY SHIT MY FUCKIGN DICK
>$100 from dragondrake
WHY DO FURRIES HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY
>>385313626
>You missed Dark Messiah
The run was done offline because internet got fucked up
>that fucking overbite
>>385313573
No, ugly people should fix their ugliness, it's the 21th century
I had two teeth taken out, wore metal braces for months and had done surgery on my gums to fix my overbite
Get fucking good, you lazy assholes
>>385313673
Are they uploading a VOD for it?
>>385313724
They said they might reschedule it and run it again
>>385313614
He's understandable.
Maybe I just empathise with him. I had a friend with a massively deformed face when I was in school. He was the nicest person, really soft-spoken and thoughtful, and genuinely funny. He didn't deserve the shit he got.
What I've learned from this event is that females in the European speedrunning events don't have dicks, very much unlike the American ones
>>385313662
Autism bucks
>no Mike Hunt donations read this year
ESA is changing...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THICCERRRR
EVERYTHING AMERICUNTS DO EU DOES IT BETTER
>>385313787
>Tfw live in eastern europe
>Tfw no females with feminine penises
suffering
>>385313721
>spent a shit ton of money when there was nothing even wrong with you
>>385313573
Being ugly is 100% your own fault
>>385313824
you don't go through that when you there is nothing wrong with you retard
>>385313824
Enjoy your subhumanity
>>385313881
-you
>>385313813
>>385313813
I want her to suffocate me with her thighs
>>385313989
she's fat as shit, look at those arms
>>385313989
>this is a 10/10 in europe
>>385314068
beats being a tranny desu
>>385313989
She is having so much fun, I love her
>>385313989
Please keep obesity contained in america, thank you.
t. european
Why aren't there real girls in GDQ? What is it America and trannies? We had one at ESA too but mods didn't censor the chat when he was on, nor did they make a big deal about the dude's run before just because he's a tranny.
>>385314182
Leftism
>>385314238
I've listened to that album for years and I'm not a tranny
>>385314267
You like dicks though, don't you?(At least feminine ones)
Is there a vod for Resi 2 and REmake yet?
Post your face when you watch GDQ to laugh at the maladjusted freaks, but when you watch ESA you realise that YOU are the maladjusted freak.
>>385314810
I've adapted well for one so maladjusted.
Do not mock me, anon.
>another lonely no-friend guy up there by himself
damn i didn't want to feel this early in the morning
>>385315037
>tfw have the misanthropy of a robot but can fake it well enough to appear well-adjusted like a normie
>tfw cyborg
>>385314376
On twitch.
>>385310585
don't be sad, there's plenty of stuff to be excited for until then
like uhh
uhm
>>385312564
Eggscellent.
which stream should I be watching?
>>385315652
Both my man http://kadgar.net/live/esamarathon/geekygoonsquad
>>385315493
I'd go with eggsceptional, but I still appreciate you.
WHENS SONIC
I fucking love Ori
>>385316130
comfy: the game
>>385315694
wrong batman villain retard
Were there any good runs today?
>>385316130
>>385316196
Sequel some time
Hallowed are the Ori.
>>385311021
>Spyro go buy the swimming upgrade from moneybags, and I'll let you swim in something wetter than this pool.
which stream do I watch /v/ros ?
>>385316293
2018
>>385316348
Ori
What's the best Ori soundtrack tune and why is itlight of nibel?
>>385316016
19 days
Can this reader not speak English?
>>385316376
Ori is a Metroidvania correct?
It looks kinda pic related
>>385316858
It's good, play it. Story is nice too.
Was the Warcraft 3 run worth watching?
Maral confirmed hosting tonight bois
Audio getting powered up
>>385316984
It was decent
>no new donations
Why does Ori have so many runners?
>>385316984
Not really
>>385317187
It's a memegame, corporate marketing convinced a ton of people to think it wasn't shit
>>385311430
>those arms
>>385308804
>tfw I missed Spyro 2
was it good?
STICKY KEYS
>cucked by sticky keys
That fucking sticky keys bleep haunts my nightmares
>>385317695
>>385317724
>>385317738
If there was ever a sign of how master race you are it's how much the words "sticky keys" trigger you
>>385317412
Nice garbage opinion there
>>385317794
Upvoted
RATE RATE
>>385317939
I love Ori/10
>>385317642
Very, shall I say... Masculine arms..
>awkwardly watches the endgame
>>385317939
pretentious noskill movement indieshit/10
Damn Ori's music is so fucking good.
The roastie is back
This is what your body will look like, kids, if you eat bc pills during puberty
>>385316984
Guy got rekt on the defence mission and ended up just skipping it
>>385317642
>you will never beheld gently by themeven though she could crush you if she so chose
>>385317187
Because of its controls. It plays quickly. Looks nice too.
Bout it.
This roastie sure is enjoying the attention
>>385318104
>>385317412
You sound like someone who released a rival game at the same time that got completely ignored.
>helping sandnigger children infiltrate europe so that they can breed and destroy our culture and nations
>"a really good cause"
>>385318157
>your money will go to support dumbass American teens who have too many children
>think it's an ad about mexican favelas or something
>it's fucking AMERICA
DEFEND THIS
>>385318374
its white people's moral duty to pay for other races' children
>>385318386
It's an ad for a charity. Did you ever see those ASPCA commercials? Abused animals set to sad music.
>>385318386
>Mexican favelas in America
really activates my almonds
US is a 3rd world country now lmao
>Stream 2 is speedrunning chicken mcnuggets
Wut
dude cubes lmao
>>385318660
>>385318778
>>385318787
Damn I'm hungry
>>385318337
What's the penis situation with this one then?
Daily reminder that there is zero (0) evidence that sponsorship actually ads value to a brand or increases sales more than a comparable amount spent on direct advertising.
I'm completely serious.
Companies sponsor because everyone else sponsors.
>>385318778
>>385318787
Bet the smell is driving the others mental
>>385318778
>>385318787
dang now I crave McNuggies
>>385318778
>>385318787
They have McDonalds in Europe?
>>385318846
I assumed it was for the tax incentives.
>>385318787
I just started my diet you fiend.
>>385318949
Sometimes it's because someone in charge likes a thing
>>385318846
Sponsorship works but you have to sponsor A TON of shit, so people see your name everywhere
>>385318927
macky Ds is universal
>HE OPENS UP ANOTHER BOX OF MCNUGGIES
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE HAS MORE
>>385318835
My penis situation on SoeZee is really hard.
>>385319004
Again, there's zero evidence that sponsorship is more effective than direct advertising. In fact it's probably worse.
The reason companies sponsor is for prestige and side benefits. CEOs and so on like being able to go to the stadium of the sports team they sponsor and getting box seats and so on.
>>385318927
did this fucking Brit just call a gameboy color a console?
>Vita
>underrated
You mean overrated
>>385318980
Why? Dieting only makes you life muscle. Exercise.
>>385319139
It's a handheld console, yes.
>>385319062
What is your opinion on feminine benis?
>>385319139
I's a console you hold in your hands.
Too many nuggets
>>385319054
>>385319061
Turns out he's doing an eating challenge in the background
the fuck is this garbage
>>385319061
>>385318787
>>385318778
/ourguy/?
>>385319061
MORE
>>385319169
You can't lose fat without losing muscle famalam.
>mfw nuggets
>>385319224
>just nibbling at this point
W E A K
>teasing the chat
>>385319175
Im not a fan of any benis
Someone donate asking what sauce he got for his nuggets. Barbeque dip best dip by the way.
Where's our chubby persian princess at???????
>>385319157
Fuck off 3ds nigger, go play your censored pay2win garbage
>fighting game "speedruns"
>>385319376
>Not downloading all your wins for free
>>385319376
>pay2win garbage
>>385319354
starting to have the mc gurgles
>>385319354
He looks so fucking broken
>>385319378
Hey those Tekken ESA runs last year were pretty fun.
>>385311430
holy fuck that's a serious manface
is she really a girl?
>>385319371
Not even your own bersonal benis?
>uncollectable stamps
This is what happens when you patch the game and then don't run test it enough.
>>385319456
If he blows chunks on the runners, I might have to donate.
>>385319378
he ran tekken 3 at last year and it was sick as fuck
>>385318846
depends on the company I guess, someone like Intel definitely isn't going to benefit significantly from sponsoring shit, I heard it does make companies like G2A look more legit
You think this chick is gonna cuck her boyfriend tonight?
>>385319510
he said it was working previously but yeah it's fucked
Too many nuggies
>Dunno if I want to watch Sanic race or a man eating nuggets
Stream 2 is turbocomfy
>Sonic
Time for fast.
>3 small screens race
>>385319710
I'm praying to Satan for him to hurl. Stay tuned.
>>385319507
Not really, no. But women seem to like it, idk why
>race
Is this going to be a repeat of that terrible GDQ Metroid "race"?
>>385319753
Nah, I'll keep eating my tendies
I DOON'T CARE WHAT LIES A HEEEAD
I'm so hungry and those nuggets look so tasty
>he just went through his hair with his nugget hand
>>385319927
Americans are awake this early?
heart attack soon
>>385319954
>2017
>not using nugger grease to style your hair
>beats Knuckles stage in 22 seconds
Goddamn.
>>385319981
It's almost 10AM in Texas, pardner. Howdy.
>>385320009
actually make it a diabetic coma
my favorite quote of the event
>being male makes you sexist
Why is ESA so based?
I forget how fucking good SA2's soundtrack is.
>>385320041
>>385319610
>that one handed nuggie clap
He's dying guys
>>385320093
when
>>385320093
he's not wrong
chumping down on nuggers while homeless african children are starving
>>385320198
Is he gonna pass out or vomit first?
McStruggling
>>385320093
It's just Frew, I would dare say he actually means it.
>>385320205
GTA VC all missions
>>385320326
thenks
What game are you playing on your other screen?
every time i think hes almost done he has like 5 more nuggs
>>385320276
Maybe it's a tasty protest against foreign aid
thanks for sharing this great event with me, guys, it's been a blast. lots of good runs and great banter. GDQ can be considered thoroughly blown the fuck out.
>>385320320
>>385320418
y-you too!
>>385320418
Now go watch the entire 2013 event.
>>385320418
McClapping
I'll be disappointed if he doesn't pull out another box
>>385320418
Shut the fuck up naegleria
>>385320534
this fucking guy
>>385320534
His nerves are malfunctioning already due to diabetes. Someone should really rush him to a hospital.
>>385320534
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN GOT MORE OUT
ANOTHER BOX OH FUCK
>>385320548
>he does
Nice.
>>385320523
EVEN
MORE
NUGGETS
There is no fucking way.
>>385320548
He actually did
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
GDQ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ESA BEST MARATHON
is there a challenge going on or is it just some random guy eating? my audio was on stream 1
>another box
somebody stop him
THE MADMAN
McSweating
>>385320649
he must be doing a challenge or a dare or something
>He keep on pulling out more boxes
>>385320639
theres some guy in the audience thats eaten 3 packs on 20 chicken nuggs and hes onto the 4th
Why did competing in games with highscores and stuff that's actually in the game die down, but some arbitrary made up rule became really popular?
how many boxes did he eat until now?
>>385320173
>>>/reddit/
how many nuggets can one man take? this is surreal
THERES NO STOPPING THE NUGGETS AT THIS POINT
EVACUATE
I'm actually at the event
A girl dared him to eat 50 nuggets, and said if he did it she'll let him buy her dinner
>>385320742
>Reminder not to miss @Floubz 50 chicken nugget challenge during @Semmlbroesel Unbox run #ESA17
He's going to McSplode
>>385320781
>she'll let him buy her dinner
>had to buy 50 nuggets and actually eat them just for the privilege to spend more money
I am not sure that is worth the effort.
He looks like he is right about to throw up.
Mcchoke
>>385320781
>McGuy is a beta faggot
plz no
>>385320818
Should have made it a race
oh god he's gagging
>>385320818
Think he's on the final box then.
He's going to start McChucking
>>385320897
Getting the girl makes him a winner, if anything.
Nuggetboi would've been banned so fast from GDQ
He better have a bucket.
>>385320898
that sounds disgusting, I don't wanna see guys making a mess of food at an event meant to be for starving kids.
dying the McNuggy death on screen, Ronnie would be proud of him
>>385321054
He would have been banned because the Level 5 vegan with pocket compost would have started screaming at the hosts for allowing him to eat animal products.
>>385320781
6she'll let him buy her dinner
Why are women like that?
>>385320781
why doesnt he just fuck a guy instead then he only needs to eat 1 piece of meat
>>385321136
A glorious sacrifice
>>385321139
kek, true that
anyone have the My summer car GDQ webm btw? You know the one..
>>385321054
he wouldnt even be allowed in because theres a no food allowed rule
>>385321167
>Why are women like that?
they have something you want and they know it
is he counting the nuggies
>>385321167
gold diggers and sluts are like that
normal girls are all taken
>>385321219
>>385321239
this
Bonesaw was banned the moment he took out that oversized cookie
I think he's McBeaten
>>385320781
The girl (male)
44 nuggets
Nice
Eating nuggets to not donate to charity. A true hero.
>only 44/50
KILL THE RUN
That run was pretty comfy
Nuggetlad is...choking.
nuggetfag?
>>385321268
I see r9k is leaking
See, that was a great fun run even though I don't know the game. More runs should try to make things genuinely fun.
>>385321285
Thank you brother
>Well at least you tried, son.
>Buying so many crazy expensive nuggets from McDonalds
Nuggets are expensive as fuck in McDonalds here in Sweden.
He is probably going to go and throw up now with how much he looked like he was dying. He will at least be suffering for the next hour.
I'm gonna eat more than 50 nuggets on stream tomorrow, watch this space
>>385321535
r9k would say all girls are sluts and gold diggers
>>385321607
He's in a McComa
Is there a playlist with the intermission songs from ESA?
They're always chill as all heck.
>>385321643
*white
>>385321621
which run anon?
>>385321660
you mean McComaâ„¢
>>385319506
>those arms
>these forearms
>the jaw
you think?
>>385321675
This is the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMdrgzFR-A
>>385321675
It's just Monstercat music. They've got a 24/7 on Mixer.
>>385321675
Damn you have shit taste in music.
Mustache guy seems nice
I could eat 50 nuggets any day
>>385311430
Is that Sooziee? What the fuck happened? Did she eat a bottle of steroids overnight?
>>385321762
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzycPN9-P14
>>385321675
I CAN'T RUB YOU
Suzy is legit cute and very fuckable. Would make her belly swell up with my baby/10.
>>385321870
Euros generally eat healthier. UK is America tier though, but lel brexit
>>385321870
Today?
>>385321931
fucking same dude. shame she is already taken
>>385321931
You realize she's just playing thristy betas like you? She just said she already has a bf (who she's also playing btw)
>>385319116
why is there so many ran ran rus on japan?
>>385322026
Ya, I'm just saying, I would if given the opportunity.
>tfw this made me want to eat at Mcdonalds but it's too far away to walk there.
Time for ceek.
Rouge getting fucked on stream 1.
Damn
This is some shovelware
>>385319116
>sweden has as many mcd's as fucking russia
how is that possible
wtf
>>385321996
Sure, why not
>>385321870
Same, 44/50 is shameful
>>385322103
>mcdonalds is roughly 8 minutes away from me on Foot
When will moustaches be cool again?
>>385322010
any girl into vidya is already taken
>>385319116
BRITAIN
YES
>>385322248
nah I know a lot who are not
>>385322157
finnish Hesburger franchise is spreading
I swear the glasses guy and that chubby girl are always together
>ywn play vidya fast alongside your buddies cheering each other on
>>385319116
>not per capita or per sq. km or something similar
Shitty map. Might as well be a population map.
>>385322240
When dorks stop ruining their appeal.
>>385322368
>The absolute state of Germany
>>385322081
high population density
youd think that by now the krauts would be used to getting bombed by the english
>>385322343
The ones that's not taken are nearly always super slutty tho.
>>385322463
that guy getting cucked at gdq must have taught him to keep an eye on her 24/7
>>385322576
i mean, ones who present themselves publicly yeah, just look at mia.
>>385321730
Vice city or silent hill
oh shit it's GORDON RAMSAY on stream 2
>>385322463
Is the vid sped up or do Americans normally clap that fucking fast?
>>385322157
Hamburger is a traditional Swedish dish that at a later point became popular in the United States. Burgers is American in the same sense Kebab is German.
However, we don't eat it like niggers and actually use cutlery so they had to dumb it down once it reached the US (I read you barely eat any food with cutlery when you eat at home but just use bowels you eat from?).
>>385322676
YOU
C'MERE
>>385322641
My future wife is not a slut
>>385322740
you mean MY future wife.
>ESA
>theMEXCANrunner
>>385322817
He lives in poland though. I think that's because we deported him.
>>385322740
>>385322787
Guys, guys we can all share as long as wethey all get a vasectomy
>Mario 64 relay is today
Sounds interesting.
>>385322697
>eating hamburgers with cutlery
Do you also eat pizza with a fork you fucking savage
>>385322697
>Literally named after the german town of Hamburg
>lol it's a swedish thing
>>385322817
He's actually thd biggest eceleb there
>>385323038
How do you eat a pizza? You fold it and stuff it into your mouth?
>>385323038
>>385323042
Easiest (You)s of my life lmao
@385323134
No more then
>>385322873
And because he is half polish.
>>385322935
im not sharing her...
>>385322697
Swede here. Fuck off.
Whos the goddess on the couch for this LttP run
who's the qt?
>Yet another legit girl on the couch
>She's even cute
How will GDQ ever recover?
The madmen just can't stop putting qts on stream
>>385323275
>>385323347
She's a 5/10
>>385323275
qt(male)
actually passable, just no tits
how can American trannies ever recover?!?
>>385323410
She's more attractive than anyone I've ever had sex with.
>>385323410
landwhale tranny detected
I honestly prefered the thread when GDQ was running than this event, the moment a girl appear on the screen everyone here starts shitting up the thread like beta thirstlords.
anyone got a name on my future gf?
>>385323410
>a 5/10 completely blows america out of the water
How can America compete?
>>385323481
That's because there weren't any girls at gdq.
>Zaphod Beeblebrox on the left side of the screen
>>385323420
That is no fucking male, you mong.
>>385323490
Right Hand ?
>>385323481
>GDQ has no girls
>GDQ threads are free of people talking about the girls
really made me think
>>385323521
>>385323579
and that's what made the threads better, nothing wrong with girls appearing it's just that /v/ goes crazy over just any girls and can't stop talking about it for hours.
>>385323496
By having the best universities, having the most money and most powerful military?
You europoor women BEG to suck our american cocks.
>>385323554
he's gained weight
>>385322697
>I read you barely eat any food with cutlery when you eat at home but just use bowels you eat from?
True for the most part. My son's mother is American and will eat with her hands if given the choice. At restaurants she'll get a little bit more classy and use both a fork and her hand.
if you dont find trannies attractive, you are a fucking bigot
>European Speedrunner Assembly
>Burgers and canadians allowed
>>385323642
Just tell your parents you're gay already
>>385323643
>By having the best universities, having the most money and most powerful military?
You talking about your chinese overlords again?
>>385323481
This is the exact thing happening in gdq too but now we have actual qts.
Rupee for a poopie.
>>385323642
Except you are omitting the part where three quarters of all GDQ threads were filled with trans posts.
>>385323642
The SGDQ thread was filled with people mocking all the trannies instead of talking about the runs, what's your point?
>>385323642
As opposed to talking about trannies for the entire event? I prefer this desu
>>385323643
Wrong, wrong, and well done you spend 10 X what Russia spends on their military and still get BTFO in the geopolitical realm.
Well done son.
>>385323571
>this is americlap banter
Is this guy really canadian? He hasn't apologized once yet.
>>385323643
Not if you go by averages kek. An average Euro university is equal to the top 10% of US universities. But please keep pretending you attented the most prestigeous university. Not to mention people in Europe aren't 30k in debt by the time they reach 18
>Burping live on stream
>>385323860
he just did
>>385323905
Hot.
>>385323905
>"haha I'm so disgusting, right guys?"
>that laugh
>that voice
DROPPED
>>385323860
He just did after burping.
Damn /v/ has low standards
She has zero tits
>>385323947
low test
>sorry
>sorry
>sorry
>Burping
>Girls laugh instead of being disgusted
Why do Chads have it so easy? They can't sabotage themselves no matter how hard they try
>>385323967
>hes a tit man
>>385323967
/v/ usually likes girls(boys), like Soe.
>>385323947
>He doesn't like girls with throaty laughs
They're the bestand completely unhinged in bed.
>>385324014
that, my anonymous friend, is the opposite of a tit man
a tit man likes any size of tits
>comfy stream about fun game
>just got world record
>/v/ is on the other stream obsessiong about "women"
>>385324025
what the fuck did you just say about my future wife
>>385323967
>not liking DFC
I question your sexual orientation
>>385324094
based Austrian runner with Chef Ramsay blessing his run in the background
>>385324094
>>385324001
The purpose of girls is to fuck Chads. Girls do not have standards. Whatever is Chad is what girls find attractive because girls are attracted to Chad as a concept, not Chad as a person. It's simple genetics.
If covering yourself in shit and rolling on the floor was perceived as a Chad thing to do girls would schlick to it because their entire life revolves around finding a way to get Chad cock inside them regardless of how objectively degrading the process is.
>>385324001
She waited until the reaction of others to see if she can laugh or not
the way she said other
>qt with an accent
Ive fallen in love 3 separate times this marathon. Why God
>there are actual attractive girls who are genuinely interested and knowledgeable in video games
This legitimately just changed my world view.
>>385324365
My god are you desperate.
>>385324365
European girls are loose and sexy.
>>385324365
Your kind are the reason we live in aa matriarchy
>>385324365
so whats her fucking name?
Do you incels seriously think the runner is chad?
>>385324441
No they don't, it's all anlong act.
Women are the jews of gender, they are shapeshifters and have no soul
>>385324549
He's more brendan fraser than chad
>>385324365
I fucking love the thicc french girl, even though everyone else thinks she's ugly, I honestly think she's cute af.
>>385324441
The RE7 run will feature mia
cool girl too
She actually read a guy in chat asking if she was wearing a bellyfree shirt.
She answered with undressing her jacket and showing it.
>>385324613
but her accent is completely swedish
>>385324365
Literally everyone has an accent you dumb ameritard
>>385324472
>>385324441
>"Gamer gurl" liking zelda
Oh I've NEVER seen this before, she's probably a rare kind and none is like her at all.
>>385324441
They're all taken though. I have never EVER seen a single gaming girl that takes care of her looks. They always always have a slightly more alpha than average nerd dude bf.
>>385324706
Well I've never seen one before that wasn't fat and disgusting.
>>385324649
Mia is my goddess
>>385324706
Name ten girls who have autistic speedrunning knowledge of a Zelda game
>>385324613
>fat fuck
>""""thicc"""
Shut the fuck up
>>385323802
Just look at this thread, the tranny hate usually didn't even last this long. But people in these threads thirst for generic girls shitting up all the thread.
I for one do not prefer this desu
>>385324706
I think there's a difference betwenn "omg zelda is my favorite game im such a nerd" and actually knowing the ins and outs and technicalities of a speedrun.
>>385324708
>I have never EVER seen a single gaming girl that takes care of her looks
I have never seen a single gaming girl.
>>385324708
Is she the runner's girlfriend?
>>385324708
Why do you want a partner who is a mirror of you anyway? I'm a pasty nerd and my partner is a rugby-playing gym rat. Complementary > duplication.
>>385324805
1. Protomagicalgirl - Breath of the Wild
>>385324597
I can see it
>chokes 3 times on the same part
>>385324846
No, her bf is black
>>385324806
No, stop being low test and start loving full bodied women.
>>385324868
U shut the fuck up.
>>385324913
and you stop lying.
>>385324805
2. Narcissawright
>>385324846
most of the runners couches have speedrunners on couches rather than actual, actual friends
and these two have different accents
pretty obvious, anon
>canada
he has to load a save AGAIN just like last year
ATTP CHOKE
Is the canadian choking? What is going on?
>>385324805
3. orcastraw
>>385308804
>literally cheating on stream
defend this
>choking
>>385324865
Having some things in common is pretty much mandatory.
You don't want a gf that loves going to parties if you're the kind of guy that'd rather stay at home watching movies or playing games.
the timer means nothing now
he loaded a different save
Why is this allowed
>>385324953
>he justifies his hideously low standards using a meme he doesn't even understand
fucking lmao
What's he looking at?
Great fucking run. Just loads up a save and a cheat system and it runs on the same timer.
hes fucking up again
Remember to practise your speedgames!
"""""Speed""""""""""Run"""""
Oh god the chokes...
Is he using a cheat program?
>>385325095
I can't. Ask Stiv and co they're good at it.
>>385325109
this marathon is shit and deserves the kind of mercy killing that this run got.
>deubg menu
kill me now.
>>385325095
He could try it for days to get it but the time is tight
Just end it already.
WHAT THE FUCK
Remember when he said he was consistently pulling the trick? Hahannananana
>Cheating
>>385325221
>option to give himself max hp
no
>NA speedrunning
is this what GDQ is like?
Wipe this run from the face of the earth
>STILL FUCKING CHEATING
>>385308804
new to ESA
they actually run two games at once there? thats fucking brilliant
>Page 9
Where the fuck is naegleria to shit on this guy when you need him
>>385325249
>He's a leaf
color me surprised.
>>385325109
I don't think they're pretending that it does.
>all that choking
her pussy just completely dried up didn't it
Has there been anyone on this whole event that actually takes the run seriously?
Everyone just chokes, does not even practice the run beforehand and even cheats. It's honestly a bit funny how nobody actually gives a shit about the speedrunning anymore and that this is just a social gathering.
>WE DID IT
>>385325407
>pussy
and yes, yes it did.
>all the girls /v/ is foaming over are bongs
what did they mean by this
>a fucking leaf
>European """""speedrunning""""
All the choke shit aside. It's a funny run because of that.
>>385325407
Have to tell you guys she is a vaper
>>385325454
RPG runners are as serious as it gets when it comes to speedrunning
>>385325454
Europe
YES
>>385325454
The dude ran Bird song and whatever it was called, started to just verbally beat the shit out of himself after he kept fucking up over and over again, so yeah he took pretty fucking seriously.
>>385325454
Varies from run to run. PoP WW got WR.
>>385325549
hes canadian? stupid retarded noob
btw
>NA speedruning
>>385325618
She can vape muh fat cock while I dual wield fidget spinners.