ITT: Your favorite video game quotes

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>They played us like a FUCKING MANDOLIN

>>385297816
-Biller

>>385297672
>I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
-Postal Duder

>It's time to chew ass.

-Dick Kickem

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I didn't it asked for it
-Robot guy

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"Sorry for the delay"
-Cobra

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"it's time to chew ass"

>>385298115
>"Ketchup weighing huh?"
-Serpent

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"ill have food"
big coke

"WOW!
-Dash Dingo

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"it wasnt my idea"
- Deus Jenton

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>>385297672
"be aware of arm missiles"
-duplicate soldier

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"I have no opinion"
-Squash Longhard

>>385298887
>They sent in the big guys
-Replicated Man

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>"Equality showers from up high!"
-Pharaoh

What a second none of these are real quote.

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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

does anybody actually find these threads funny?

>>385299652
Hold on a third all of these are incorrect references

-Mystery man

>>385299684
"Do people seriously consider these posts humorous?"
-Unknown

>>385299684
Anyone who isn't jaded.

>>385299684
Is anypony actually entertained by these threads?
-Nameless

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>WHERE'S CHARLES LEE?!

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>>385299742
>-Mystery man

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>"I was deceitful. The beverage you're holding is actually of a relatively high temperature."

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"How unfortunate." - BJ Weston

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>"Cummy Hummy Doo!"
-Virginia

>>385300186
>My sights are adjusted
-JayZ

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"Aww snap!" - Guys of battle

>>385298115
attempt to recall the principles of immediate area fighting
-Chief

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>>385297672
>"I was wondering if it was scarlet, ruby, emerald, or burgundy, jade, crimson?"

>LOOK AT THOSE ARM EXPLOSIVES

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>>385297672
>I can see you with my eyes
supertrooper 89

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En taro Adun motherfucker
-Ultramarine

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>"Please remove yourself from this area, Scavengers, Trespassers, Adventurers, Loners, Killers, Explorers, Robbers"

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"Ending this battle" - Halo

"Undead, these feral canines seem to travel and procure food whilst staying within a group of similar creatures"

~Checkers

Im gonna make him an offer he don't refuse

-Lincoln Clay, GTA III

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>I wanna swim in your ass like a trout

Total World Hydration
-Whisker

Fighting hardly alters
-Container child

>>385297672
"I can't let you do that, Starfox!"

>"The only thing that was required was that you chased the darn locomotive"

Huge Smog

>>385299684
"Anyone out there pertaining to this forum like the humour subjected in this thread?"

-incognito

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WOWSERS
-Brash Bolivian

"Kweh!''

-Chicken, Rise of the Triad

"War, war sometimes changes."
-Fallout

Do you take relish in harming others?
-Hoodie

>>385300947
It was a 50 grand sprint of ill fate
-Benito of recent nevada

ITT: nu/v/ aka reddit aka literal 12 year olds.

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>COLD FLASH, COLD FLASH, WINTER BLUDGEON!
-Arctic Fellow

Could this be an allusion to Hirohiko Araki's magnum opus manga?
-Faggot

>>385301135
Within this wire: progressive videogames commonly referred as read that also described as minors
-Unknown Saltmine

>>385301135
-It would appear I'm surrounded by children from a website I dislike

-Secret Man

>>385301135
"I'm gay"
~U

>>385301135
yeah yeah, jill sandwich, now stfu.

>>385301124
"Dying is not really that frightening"
-Chickenhead

"I hafta regain control of my senses! Aaargh"
-Godfather

>>385301135
In this instance of a videogame imageboard there seems to be people from a website that's not the one I visit and possibly from an age that's not very old.
-Non authenticated user

This will perform as a shield
- Wilbur the electric monkey

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>>385299172
"in consideration of you"
-FBI

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"It could have been less difficult"
~Snakey Alien

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>That particular action is what canines gravitate towards.
-Ballistic

>>385301135
Within this page: recent members of 4chan with the nickname redditors also assumed to be preteens
-Unidentified

"Bark!"
- Wheelgun Wildcat

Why so Sirius?
-CMDR Jokah

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Here's your prescription
-Practicioner

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You may halt your cautious fear of small explosive bombs
-Weber

I'm freaking indestructible!

-Moonraiser

>>385301586
"You display adequate amounts of skill"
- Mateba Maine Coone

>>385301874
Permit it tear
-Jeff the tearer

>>385301874
Did you knowI participated in sports at a university?
-Congressman buffbiceps

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>"Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door, the payload is two blocks down"
-Boss of this reap

>>385299684
Is there a person that'dst be amused by such messages?
- Unidentified

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You were next to me the whole time

-Beethoven the cursed club

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"BRENDAN!"
-Dad

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>>385302195
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Lifefinder

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"Possessor, search for search for or else"
~Green Gal

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Loft rubbish!

-Kogoro

>>385299951
SOURCE?

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>remove your attire.
-Plebious

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>>385302483
"Hark, yonder hero of lore! Cast thine gaze upon mine wares, great tools of thine trade, indeed! Truly, each blade within mine shoppe are of the highest quality, to be sure. Say, pick any weapon I posses, and your choice will always be valid!"

~Kekistan

wolves chase in flocks chosen one
-chess piece

>>385302745
"Beware yonder imp!"
~Goddamn 12 year old girls and giant blue men all wearing dresses

>>385300780
I need guns
- Jack 177

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"Wassup brah, you gud?"

-Double Feet Fairy

who send infants to conflict?
- having weapons guy

"It appears that i have a reptilian in the footwear that i wear."
-Woodman

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>>385302517
Those fucking old-shitters, man!
-Ryuuji Takasu, Xenogears

"The knife that you can't see is the best at killing"
- Naruto

purchase apocolypse 4

traveling to a number greater than any assignable quantity or countable number and higher than previously mentioned number!

-spaceman

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>>385303149
-Happy customer

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-San Antonio

>>385301793
I'm grateful, MD.

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You look like a root vegetable. It's supper time.
- Chun Lee

>>385299684
Has any visitors successfully seek humour in this online discussion?

- (Second Person)

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LOL

- Waveus

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>>385303061
Stop that
-Momo the cat

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"I left here to be sad at you."

>>385303485
why is this the one and only running joke in the entire game

>>385304036
Because Monolithsoft was trying to figure out HD development so they locked their writing staff in a closet (writing Xenoblade Chronicles 2) while their gameplay and art people figured things out. Then they were like "oh shit we still need a story" so the planet is magic and meh-meh-meh?! How about a potato joke!

>>385299684
"Alguien sabe como llegar a estados unidos?"
-Beaner.

"MY BODY IS COMPLETELY RESISTANT TO DEADLY PIECES OF METAL LAUNCHED BY THE OPPONENT!"
-Massive Armaments Man

"There exists but a single cause for your defeat, a single basic cause: a lot of anger was created in me because of you."
-John Kevin

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Propoganda is useless!
-Somber

>>385299684
"Y a t il quelqu' un dans l assistance qui puisse trouver hilarant ces échanges?"
-Lambda-

"Cleave and cut"
-Apocalyps dude

>>385305847
This is a really friggin weird crossover.

>>385305504
kekked at name

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woliwoliwoli woliwoliwoli

-priest from Empire Times

>>385299684
Whose quote is this?

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I'm pretty strong

-Murderousflightlimb

>>385299562
>Equality
That's not Justice. Unless you're a communist.

>>385300592
and this person is the responsible about our explosive ordenance?
-repairman

>>385299675
This one is very good anon, very witty

>>385301135
Pertaining this topic: There appears to be large influx of underage posters no doubt hailing from the website known as reddit
-Unknown poster

>>385299675
THIS

>>385307425
Another enemy combatant was eliminated
- dedicated marksman

require a device than can supply friendly units with an improvement to their health and expand their ammo supply to be placed here

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Reservist troop, comanding officer can fully affirm in our fighting capability, truly.

>>385308760
Deploy autonomous defenvise device at designated area.

"I'm in need of medical assistance"
-Ninjabot

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RUBIO

TRANSFER TO ME THE CONGRESSMEN

- Jeb Bush

>>385309375
This isn't video entertainment
- moot

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>"I aware of the methods used to deal with one or more of the undead."

- Charlie Emeralde

do you have any reason to support your argument?
-John Charles Denton

Inarticulate grunt
- Ill-fated trooper

"May we have a good time, young one"

-Cereza

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"Excuse me, would you please give me your autograph?"
- Postman Guy

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You just died

-Palm of the South Moon

>The land of the Pashtuns would be a rather large area.

- Automatic Pistol Caracal

>>385309739
Please forgive me, but I refuse
- Pedestrian

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Decease, decease, decease!

- Death

>This situation is similar to the taiwanese comics that I read.
-Man with obsessive interest in taiwanese comics

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>Jews did 9/11
-Downs Syndrome

>Female canines and prostitutes
-Goro Akechi

>>385299684
Well it depends. You want a decently fun thread like this? or a few more political shitpost threads?

>>385299684
"Ezt valaki tényleg viccesnek tartja?"
-Kurva

>>385297672
>heh... its just business
chillmetal

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>Constructing a static defense weapons platform in the vicinity of this room.
-Civic Engineering man

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>can you nicely

>>385311256
Sounds like an unreal tournament quote

I am the core of my blade. Aluminum is my body and my blood burns.

- UNLIMITED SWORD DUDE

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>You are the lake's black ripples
-Shura

>>385302616
https://exhentai.org/g/910157/c99ad8c07b/
Enjoy.

>>385297672
>Mio Fratello!
-Giuseppe Siblings