Splatoon 2: Late night Woomy Salmon Run is open for eggs

best map?
best weapon?

>>385296560
Both still in Splatoon 1

If you make a thread right after, or even before the previous one dies, it makes it a general thread. Don't you have one going on /vg/ already? Why multiply these here?

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I figured it out.

Rate my fashion sense

>>385296679
Why do you give a fuck? Every time a new game comes out you fags shit post about vg.

Do these threads get in the way of your hourly

>look how much X sold
>why don't you own Y

It's nothing but shilling and console wars. Let us have a thread about an actual video game

>>385296794
team red default armor/10

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Salmonlings when

imagine fog rolls in and suddenly some fish girls drop in and splat all the squids

>>385296858
Ketchup boys

The hat doesn't match with orange ink though :(

>>385296679
>STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON /v/ REEEEEEE

good games to Treize, Ben & Steven

So what determines when the fog rolls in and when it gets dark?

I just got wiped by those griller shits

It's random. There are lots of different types of waves.

>>385297009
They're random events that can take place on any wave in a match. They can even combo into each other from wave to wave

just had my first glowfish (or whatever they're called) attack happen and jesus fucking christ.

Salmon Runs pretty great. Shit gets chaotic

>>385296895
There's already porn of the Steelhead, I could see it happening.

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>First thing I do is go on singleplayer
>Ink in singleplayer has a pretty shimmering flecks present throughout it
>it's ONLY in singleplayer

boo

>>385297246
What kind? I may need to filter it.

>>385296560
My favs are moray towers and dualies but II'm new as shit

>>385297295
It's gay, but otherwise vanilla (for porn of a giant fish dude, anyways)

>>385297398
Alright, so it's already filtered, good.

So who's stealing from who? Standards in-universe forced all specials to be changed entirely, which so happen to be just like what some boss Salmonid use.

Fly Fish: Ink Jet + Tenta missles
Stinger: Sting Ray
Drizzler: Ink Storm
Steelhead: Rain Maker 2.0

Just wait until they make new boss salmonid that use the Bubble Blower or the Baller

>>385297565
Spawning Grounds is dealable but Marooner's Bay can go fuck itself. I only won like 3 out of 20 matches in Marooner's Bay.

>>385297717
Salmonid see, Salmonid do. Or they're getting their tech from the octolings.

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>love RM
>hit A last night
>wanna hit S tonight
>end up losing every single round so far
I don't understand, I feel like it's really easy to blame your team so I try to reflect on how I'm playing but I really don't think it's on me. I use the Dapple Daulies so I go around the map placing Beacons so we can keep up offensive pressure but I'm the only one who uses them, I do my best to protect the RM holder, but I seem to be the only who wants to push it. When my team is attempting to go down a route that's heavily gaurded by the enemy team, I ink an alternate route to the goal as far as I can and spam "this way!" and no one takes it. I do my job as a Daulie class and hunt down the RM, but if I don't do it, no one does. It's easy to say your team is bad, but when I'm dead and check the map and see my teammates in 1v1s, they almost always lose. The worst is when I'm with the RM but get no help.
>Overtime on Shipyard
>get the RM
>push with team but an Inkjet starts chasing me
>run all the way under the bridge where I hide behind the yellow thing and spam "this way" begging for help
>survive that but a Splattershot flanks and kills me and we lose
I don't know what I'm doing wrong, should I just pick up the Octobrush and get free kills so I can land in S rank?

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>Round 1
>HIGH TIDE
>Steel Eels
>Round 2
>STILL HIGH TIDE
>Grillers
>Round 3
>FOG
>GLOWFLIES
>STILL HIGH TIDE LMAO
Oh FUCK off.

>>385298327
>you have the splat charger
>Glowflies are on you

>>385298179
Why rush into S rank?
From what I've heard people are deranking themselves on purpose to get matches faster since there isn't a whole lot of people up there yet.

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>started over halfway into profreshional
>now almost knocked out of overachiever
It's been a rough not, boys.

>>385298327
Ink the walls anon it gives you a lot of break options they have to walk up instead

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>Lose a whole paygrade with back to back losses

Would it kill people to watch each other's backs?

Well tomorrow we get to find out how many hours we've wasted being squids

I'm at probably 50. Or will be by the time the awful activity log tells me

>three steel eels on high tide (and two stingers)

why is this not illegal

Quick who is the worst fucking Salmon Run boss and why is it
Stinger

>>385298408
>Ink the walls
Oh you mean the one wall not submerged?

The amount of autism in this thread. You all sound retarded.

>>385298793
The flyfish lights my whole life on fire

>>385298793
Worst as in the one that's the most pain in the ass? Flyfish easily

>>385298793
stinger is easy to kill if you prioritize it.

Fly Fish are a pain because you have to throw bombs and steel eels are fucking steel eels

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>>385298793
>who is the worst fucking Salmon Run boss
I hope your team is physics and you don't all waste 98% of your paint trying to bust the same half of me. By the way, I'll be instant bombarding everyone at once and what won't kill you will stop you long enough for the smallfry.

>>385298864
autism is coming into a thread that doesn't interest you solely to be offended by it

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@385298864
[you]

Salmon Run didn't seem that fun to me desu.
I guess I just prefer PVP.

>>385298940
Goddamn it, I meant psychics.
Fuck physics. Especially grenade ones.

>>385298829
pretty much, remember to ink all the slight ledges too. Its still going to kill you, make no mistake.

>>385298793
Steel Eel and Flyfish are the biggest pain in my ass

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>>385298793

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>>385298793
Flyfish followed by fifty billion eels while the fucking place is flooded.
Grillers when they go after you and you're the fucking Charger.

>>385298881
At least everyone always has bombs even if they're too shit to use them. Not everyone can get Steelhead before he lobs one off.

Should you even waste your time trying to deflect the Drizzler's missile or just focus them once they shoot it?

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>>385299210
>everyone throws bombs at flyfish's missile pods
>they all go in one pod and not the other

>>385298942
Who said I'm offended? I'm just stating a fact. You're all talking about a children's game but you're all grown men. You bunch of perverts.

>>385299210
Everyone has ink too, not sure what you're getting at.

>>385299326
and you're in a thread on /v/ complaining about videogame discussion instead of enjoying them like a normal person

Loving the game, hating this fucking netcode.

>>385299439
Nice blanket meme. I too think the hz are a bit too low, not enough k tbqh.

>>385299348
I mean some weapon types can't do it in time.

For those of you having issues with griller, they're only going to go after the person that the laser is targeted. If you aren't targeted, get behind the fucking thing and shoot it. If you are, then run to high ground. They can't climb up walls. The weird staircase thing in front of the basket is a good example of where to go.

Same with glowflies. If you have the fireflies, then retreat somewhere high up. Everyone else needs to focus down the incoming mobs. Going across the grate to that small area of inkable ground can also work to funnel them.

>>385299586
Touche, on the same page now.

>>385299375
Not complain about the videogame. I'm saying if you're going to be posting pedo shit like talking about videogames for underage kids then you should be on /b/, not /v/.

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>>385299487

>>385299586
Yeah, Charger is probably the best weapon for taking out the steelhead while shit like a splatling or a fucking slosher will take forever to kill it.

>>385299751
>i want to be in charge of /v/
holy shit kys

>>385299614
>just shoot it until it dies :)
>just ignore all the other shit around while the griller is drenching everything :)

People to learn that when there's a Goldie Round, don't spread out. Clump up near the egg collector and watch each others backs. You'll just be surrounded if you lone wolf that shit.

Add SW-5124-2754-8612 if you wanna do some group salmon run.

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How do we fix this piece of shit?

>give it a fucking targeting reticle so you can tell what the fuck you're aiming at
>lower the sensitivity while firing so when you actually try to adjust your shot mid-beam you can actually tell where you're going with it
>actually let you move the beam around more quickly than currently

>>385300104
I'm Overachiever by the way, I don't fully understand the little disclaimer it said about not leveling up if you're on different ranks, so Profreshionals might not be interested.

>>385299971
The only thing that spawns with grillers are fry. You really only need two people shooting the tail of it, one can handle the fry, same with the people running away. Get good, retard.

>>385300164
a reticle would be nice. MAYBE a slight damage buff. i hated it this shit but put up with it since it was on the only heavy splatling in the game, it's pretty good for zoning or splatting weak enemies. pretty nutty for the rainmaker bubble especially if you use object destroyer shoes.

I main the roller

How does this make you feel

>>385300164
A reticle is all it needs.

>Griller round
>grillers aren't targeting you but you have the fucking Splattershot Jr.

>>385300387
That's cool. Do you suck with it or are you good?

I'd be madder if you were an Aerospraggot

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QUEUE UP, SQUIDS

>>385300460
>implying Splattershot Jr isn't a godsend
Jr and Squencher was what saved me and my teammates asses so many times.

>>385300326
don't worry we will get a not shit version of the heavy eventually

>>385300489
Decent but not great yet

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Where are all the sea mammals?

Did they evolve beyond the need for physical forms?

>>385300560
I can barely hit the griller's tail with that tiny ass range.

>>385300683
Who do you think has been supplying the Octarians and Salmonoids with tech that should be beyond them?

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>>385298864

>>385300794
The Octarians steal/copy their tech off inklings. Salmonids apparently get their shit from Octarians

>Enemy hits me once with a splatshot
>die
>everytime he hits me once, I die
Great netcode.

>>385301259
>he doesn't ink armor
kek

>>385301193
>I didn't read the sunken scrolls

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Why is there no good art of updo female inkling?
Its a pretty cute hairstyle imo

Is it normal for the salmon run rewards to be all shirts after getting two superbonuses? I don't think I've gotten two before. Wondering if that's all the dosh to be had until next time.

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>>385301371
>lets ignore valid complaints with shitposting

>>385301761
Once you start getting the shirts, just stop. Unless you want the chunks from them for gear.

>>385301776
>valid complaints
>because your first shots are ineffective as I shoot you back thanks to my special

>>385301864
Thats not what I'm complaining about you fucking retard. This has nothing to do with armor, his 2 shot weapon is killing me in one bullet.

WOOMY

Splat Zones has to be the worst game mode in the entire game

>Hey you were winning so enjoy your long ass penalty

>>385301752

its shit squid off kid

SOFTWARE UPDATE
Nani!?

>>385301761
It's shirts for the entire month

>>385302489
I mean the little orb bonuses went away, and all I was ever going to get as a bonus was a new shirt. Sounds like that means they won't give me anymore money.

>>385302374
The cushion timers are there to make it fair and not one sided as fuck.

Imagine for a second:
>Team 1 takes an early lead
>Team 2 retakes the point with 20 seconds left
>Team 1 proceeds to retake the point for 2 seconds at a time 10 more times
>Team 2 retakes really quickly every time
>Team 1 wins even though they didn't control the splat zone very consistently or effectively for the entire match.

It's late right now post the brown girl pls

>>385302479
RIP ticket exploit

>>385302556
Controlling the zone is good enough
Games with similar gamemodes don't pull this shit cause it's hardly fair
>One team controls the zone the entire match
>Gets down to about 5 seconds left
>Lose it a single time
>Now has a 50+ second penalty

It's dumb

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Are you a kid or a squid /v/?

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>High Tide
>Fly Fish and Steel Eel Spawn first
>3 Steel Eels after that
>Plus a Maw if you weren't already panicking
FUCK THIS MAP AND FUCK HIGH TIDE

>>385302695
>It's dumb
No, you're the dumb one. I just explained it to your perfectly. The penalty doesn't matter if you're currently in the lead. Just keep controlling the point.

Seriously. You're a whiny little baby noob and should shut the fuck up and grow a pair or some brains. Preferably both.

>>385302802
No other KotH mode in other games needs a penalty timer, its a dumb addition.

>>385302695
The opposing team is going to have the same penalty if they start doing well. If you lose it's your own damn fault.

>>385302752

Let me sniff your dirty inkhole you stupid squid cunny

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It's the first time I had grillers in 200%. The fucking things were fast as fuck like they were listening eurobeat, and just with two of them were enough to kill us all, didn't help the million anklebitters inking our paths.

How the FUCK do you stop glowfies

>>385302898
Because this is more than JUST King of the Hill.

You're a whiny little baby bitch who's ignoring simple logic. I explained to you why it's better this way.

Don't like? Don't play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS-6zsYst9U

>>385302553
You can sell the duplicate shirts for 4000 a piece or get their gear chunk if they have any.

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It's getting late, /v/.

>>385303079
FUCK YOU
I have eggs to collect

>>385302964

Read this >>385300067

>>385303116
Goldie =/= glowflies. But the same logic applies

>>385303170
Sorry, got confused by yeah I guess.

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tfw no switch, no splat, and no purpose

>>385297009
Did my 1st salmon run tonight and ran into the grillers too, at 1st I thought they were UFOs.

>won 3v4 in turf war
How in the fuck did we manage that.

Why do some people suck so much at the Mothership event? Just kill the guys carrying the boxes, collect the eggs, and stop the Mothership. Simple, and easy.

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I did it, I can finally update!

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>>385302782
>whip out your Sting Ray to take out a boss salmonid really far away
>Maws spawns underneath you

Anyone looking for a 4th Overachiever?

I've got lots of experience with Mann vs Machine.

>the kid DC'd on the last wave

fuck nintendo

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>play turf war.
>splat the entire team with 1 minute to go.
>have like 10 splats already and firing tenta missles in big ass volleys like 5 times
>hell yeah mother fucker.jpeg
>get over 1000 pts on map.
>we lose by a fucking landslide.

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>HURR DURR LET'S ALL RUN IN FROM THE FRONT TO TAKE THE ZONE HERE WE GOOOOOO

>>385303739
post team mates scores

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Callie and Marie are objectively a better duo than Pearl and Marina

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>tfw want to salmon run for the bonuses so I can buy a shirt I ordered
>always fucking disconnect in the third wave
This shit is getting annoying, all I did was take the fucker out of the dock and now it doesn't know how to connect for shit.

>>385304362
>all I did was take the fucker out of the dock
why would you do that during a wave

>>385303739
It's because you use hate speech memes. You lose 500p on that

>>385304390
I probably should've worded that better, I took it out of the dock after the update earlier, now it's all fucked.

>>385303079
Sleep tight woomy

>>385302695
The penalty doesn't matter in the final score though. The enemy team is only going to win if they can get the base-timer lower than yours, which means they outplayed you. If they do so in one go, your penalty didn't matter and they just flat out held it better than you did. If they don't do so in one go, they suffer penalties as well. If they still managed to do it despite losing it a few times, they were able to get their timer lower than yours while fighting through penalties just like you were, there's nothing unfair about that.

You need to be able to hold the point for a long duration to actually get results. That's what the mode is asking of you. Not your ability to TAKE the zone, your ability to KEEP it.

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WELCOME TO HELL BOYS!

Is there a bonus for 3 items of clothing in the same brand

>>385304509
No. You could argue there's a negative because each brand has a higher chance of rolling a particular ability (tentatek items have a higher chance of rolling ink recovery), so you could end up with a bunch of repeated sub abilities and huge diminishing returns. It's unlikely that you'd get so many that it would be bad for you though.

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>tfw you're smart enough to wait a fraction of a second for your ally to throw their bomb at the flyfish so you know which missile launcher you should throw yours into

is the polo worth it?

>>385304869
If you have an affinity for green striped shirts or straight up don't care what you wear looks-wise, it's an easy way to farm three slot shirts until you get an ability you like rather than waiting for the shops to get you one.

>>385304957
Thanks, I keep getting my ass kicked by the grillers, any tips?

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How's your pay grade coming?

>>385305114
See that fucker getting lasers? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM.

LF>Profreshional group

SW-7252-9309-8314

Are all polos cold blooded, or can I re-roll for the first boost?

>>385296304
>Splat2n copy arrived today
>Blood still boils when getting killed by Chargers & Rollers.
>Still surrounded by the Japanese

Ahh, it's good to be back.

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>>385305139
210%

I was told that 200% was the limit but clearly I have so much more to learn.

Its weird how, when you max profreshional it just sorta stays at 100

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>final wave, low tide
>shit gets fucking crazy near the end
>like three Steelheads and a Steel Eel all hugging the Egg Container
>11/14 eggs gotten, and there are 3 Golden Eggs just sitting there
>me and a couple of other guys are in life rafts, grabbing the eggs
>the last guy in on an Inkjet
>he manages to revive us
>we put the eggs in and run the fuck away
>team manages to fill the Golden Egg quota with literally a couple seconds left to spare
I don't know who the fuck you guys were, but you're all alright in my book. Booyahs all around.

I hate brushes so much
>haha look I was hideing here in the ink, und now I spam attack
>thought you could evade?
>think again, I don't need to aim, because my ink goes everywhere
>wow I'm such a skillfull player :)

HIGH TIDE AND GLOW FLIES CAN SUCK A DICK

>>385305727
It's got a range of almost nothing though. Still better than Rollers nonchalantly steamrolling you with no effort required.

>>385305756
It's a 4 shooter rotation, that's like the best possible round

>stupid bitch goes all the way to the opposite side for one boss while we fight four
>falls in the water
>HELP HELP HELP HELP
>we all fucking die
Ban girls.

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>sub C rank tower control
Why is everyone afraid of touching the tower like it's gonna give them the fucking aids virus, just keep pushing. Clawing my way up out of child and shitter hell is gonna be painful.

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>>385305727
>Brush is hiding in ink
>Didn't even know he was there
>Casually cover the ink by shooting it
>Kill him

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>>385304774
>wait for teammates to throw their bombs at one side
>throw my bomb at the untargeted side
>miss

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Since I missed out on it, what was the ticket exploit anyways?

>>385305897
It is far too fucking easy for a bomb to just hop out of the missile container.

>>385305804
Not when you only have 3 to a squad and no one can aim

>>385298793
The steel eel. You could fix the issue by just not letting them go back through themselves. As it stands they can double back on themselves and become completely invulnerable while still hunting you down.

>>385305975
>get ticket in octo valley
>leave
>get ticket in same place
>leave
Repeat

>>385305897

Hold down R and it will give you a trajectory of where the bomb will land.

>>385305975
There's a ticket lying in hub area 2 or something that you could farm by jumping back and forth between hubs.

>>385305975
>missed out on it
Wait, did they patch it?

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>>385306168
In theory

>>385306168
It's patched. It won't add to your ticket counter anymore when you grab it.

>>385306098
>Put in a system to prevent or discourage save-scumming on gear
>Let you do essentially the same in Singleplayer with tickets

>>385304498
>accidently press in right stick
>rip.jpg

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>>385306394
Well shit, kinda wish I grinded to 99 of them but 25 will do. Thanks.

>>385306417
I mean they did patch it. It was clear the tickets weren't meant to add to the total (they changed from gold to silver upon collection).

>>385305975
Right in front of level 6 was an experience ticket, and in front of level 27 was a money ticket. Tickets found in the overworld area rather than in the levels would grey out showing that you collected them already, but you could keep getting them for new tickets.

>>385302752
Both :^)

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>>385304498
>Enemies who you have to wait for them to attack to damage them
I hate this concept in a horde mode. This almost kills the whole mode for me.

>High Tide
>Fog
>Two Steel Eels
>I don't have Inkjet
>Other players too dumb to use theirs

I don't know how people got to Profreshional, I'm only Go-Getter and this is my second Wave 3 Wipe.

>>385306743
If you're in Go Getter you're too dumb to be complaining about others. Steel eels will follow one guy. Everyone else needs to get behind it. You don't need a special to kill it and using it for one boss is downright retarded 90% of the time, even when you're at profreshonal.

>>385299751
Can you take your "lel only pedos play Splatoon" meme and shove it so far up your ass that you can taste it on your breath?

it has never sounded like woomy

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New stage image found in game files

>>385306889
Anon it's just a quick way to give us breathing room. You know, what the special is actually useful for? And by Wave 3 there's plenty to take out with the single special.
I just had 2 afks and a wave 1 wipe on Grillers, you can't say this is solely my rank and not other players' idiocy anon.

>>385299751
kill yourself

>>385305842
Then there's the inverse of that where everyone wants to fucking stand on the tower and be sitting ducks instead of one person being there and everyone else protecting him.

>>385306889
>If you're in Go Getter you're too dumb to be complaining about others
This. If your file doesn't automatically start on Profreshional, you are fucking RETARDED

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>>385307109

>stuck going from 70 to 99 and back down
Kill me.

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>when you're playing Salmon Run trying to use those fan platforms but 2 Steel Eels DP you from behind
(Angry Dolphin Noises)

>>385297287
>jump pads only in single player
>those floating orbs you can jump too only in single player
>grinding only in single player

The new maps better incorporate some moving or unusual shit. A lot of the maps, though good otherwise, feel a bit static

>>385305780
Bullshit, a jumping Octobrush has the exact same range as the Daulies, and much wider area is affected.
>>385307109
Neat, we'll probably have it in under a week if the Inkbrush is anything to go off of.

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>>385307136
You don't know fucking shit, dude. You know what difficulty is at at that rank? 15-20%. That's nothing. Learn to carry or stop complaining.

>>385307109
>>385307205
Aren't these the 2 we knew about from the direct?

>>385307262
>no Inkfurlers to unroll and splat unsuspecting squids as they run by
>no flying in with jump pads and smacking them with a roller
>no hook points to snipe and get the drop on people with
>no rollonium generators to snipe people with
>no grind rails to shoot people from and do cool tricks off of

>all we have are some poorly placed sponges and rarely used ink railings

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>>385307478
>You can't have an opinion if you're not in the upper echelon

No wonder /v/ doesn't talk about video games.

>>385307505
I dont understand it at all. Did they think it wouldn't fit into multiplayer well?

>>385307534
Complaining about anything at that rank is like complaining you can't beat 1-1 on super mario bros because the goomba is too strong.

>>385307109
cool its not even textured yet nice

>>385307478
>you can't complain unless you're on my level
Quit being retarded. Every rank has shitters.

>>385307505
>rarely used ink railings
*keks in flanking language*

>>385307391
>You well never play Splatoon on PC complete with mods, no resolution scaling, normal voice chat, and stable online

>>385307478
What an actual retard. For splatoon of all things.

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>>385307391
I'm not sure I understand

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>245% Paygrade

>>385307478
>team all jump into the ocean
>everything goes toward you as they take time to reappear on the map in floaties
>WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED LEARN TO CARRY

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>>385307602
>His rank isn't full of D/Cers, pants on head retarded players and people who don't know how to wall-climb

I'm sorry you have competent players anon.

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>>385307686
You can use the Max and Chloe inklings on SFM.

>>385298793
Flyfish by far, Steel Eel if there are more than one.

>>385307775
>people who play any multiplayer team game and complain that they lose because their teams are bad
grow up dude

>all these babies that can't carry in the easiest gamemode in the world
I'd say go to /vg/ to ask for help but flooding the thread with morons who ask dumb shit is probably a bad idea.

>Start Salmon Run with friend
>At the start we spam Booyah and squid party
>Watch the hope leave eyes of the other two players
>Serious mode immediately after the first boss appear
>two-man hard carry
>almost get 80 eggs

>>385307818
Why is this a thing? Who thought "You know what I'd want in SFM? Inklings modelled after Life is Strange characters."

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>>385307903
Anon, I'm willing to admit I'm shit. It's why I use Sloshers to make up for shoddy aim, but there's a point where it's more than just that.

Is there a list for what abilities are on what clothes? Looking for some shoes with Run Speed Up that aren't hideous.

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I wish squids were real.

>if you complain you're a baby
>>385307907
Baby detected.

>>385308037
Good news anonymous

>>385308031
>complaining about teams when you're more likely than not versing children

>>385308137
>Versing
>Salmon Run
What did he mean by this?

>>385308137
>Salmon Run
>vs

>>385308248
>>385308274
oh sorry my mistake
>complaining about teams when you're not even versing real people

>>385304162
What dictionary do you fucking have that has pictures

>>385308346
Have you never heard of this insult before?

>>385308346
>he doesn't play pictionary

>>385308346
That's the joke.

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>>385308345
>Damage control because you can't read

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>>385308346
The much larger, encyclopedia-esque ones.

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>>385308346
>>385308393
>>385308406
>

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>>385308413
>damage control because you're losing in a children's game

>technology is garbage cobbled together in a way that somehow works
>lower ranks are filled up with lemmings who willingly throw themselves at vastly superior opponents
>by the time you've killed 50 of them, 200 more have already spawned somewhere

Salmonids are basically Orks

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>>385308557
>Damage control because you were called out on a mongolian puppetry imageboard

>>385308557
post yer rank fagit

>>385308618
Would be nice to get the DEEPEST LORE on Salmonids. All I know is they're being supplied by octoscum.

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>>385308638
damage control because you can't control the damage you're taking
>>385308658
i got the game yesterday and I'm level 6 lmao

>>385308681
Maybe in Splatoon 3 when it's a mode that isn't artificially scheduled?

>>385308808
>i got the game yesterday and I'm level 6
>yesterday
Why are you losing so much?

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>can't get past 210% because randoms are uncoordinated

>>385308839
i bought splatoon and 2 other games anon
and pyre took up 8 hours of yesterday

>>385308857
Brittney is a dumb bitch.

When are they going to add content to the game?

>>385308808
>>385308889
Yo dudes, get Splatnet2 on your phones while you're at it if you haven't. One of its features is actually a in-game clothing shop that runs at it's own independent pace from the "every 24 hours" format of the ingame stores. They're also unrelated to level so you could get some good shit if you keep an eye on it and grind money.

>>385309098
>dudes
well those posts are both me
but thanks - i guess i have a reason to get the dumb app now

>>385303365
It's annoying but you're free to go into squid form while firing the stingray at least.

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>>385298940
Oh, and let's just spawn 3 at once, at 3 different points in map, I mean there's no point in spawning them together, they can attack from anywhere anyway. That should be fun, right? R-right?

>>385309263
Thankfully, once you order the clothes from Splatnet, you can go straight to Murch and pick them up. You don't have to wait a day like ordering clothes from people in the Square. So if there are multiple pieces of clothes on the app that you want, you can order one, buy it, then order the other.

>any inkling girl is either a pedo or an actual retarded girl
>any light skinned inkling boy is a fag
So we can agree that shaved-hair darkest-skin squiggers are statsitically the best players of the game, right?

>update removed Splatnet gear having unique qualities
Hope you guys bought as much as you could off there, because this shit is now exclusive merch. My respawn punisher varsity jacket is fresh as fuck.

>>385309704
>pedophiles are bad at vidya
Source?

>>385309704
I'd at least jokingly respond, but you used the pedo meme again, so here's the (you) you wanted. Bye.

>>385309819
I have that jacket too. Is respawn punisher that good?

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>>385309939
It's only as good as you are at not dying. If you wanna mitigate you can always stack respawn speed gear though.

>>385309939
It makes you and your killer take an entire respawn animation longer to come back, which in several situations all the time you need to buy for your team to win.

>>385309939
If you're suicidal, you punish whoever kills you.

>>385310012
I mean it only affects you and people who kill you, I'm not seeing tbe positive side but its unique so I might just retarded.

>>385310106
It's two-way: your respawn times take longer and you lose more special bar, but so does everyone you splat. It's great for rainmaker in that respect.

Fucking plebs playing salmon run I swear to god.

>>385310106
You BOTH get a longer respawn timer.

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>splatnet shop
>limited time items and selling out
>these squid kids wearing all this streetwear shit
goddammit i stopped going to /fa/ for a reason - i wanted to escape this streetwear shit

>>385310236
I can't hear you over the 60k money I made easy by playing Salmon Run for a half hour.

>wake up
>every shop owner offering 3 slot gear
Is that because I hit level 16 yesterday?

>>385310454
Yes squiddo

>>385303243
>tfw have Switch with Splatoon
>get disconnected every match
I know your pain

>>385310860
>tfw have Switch with Splatoon
>get disconnected frequently
>the game sometimes blames you for "ragequitting" and threatens to ban you if it keeps happening

>>385311032
Yeah I got that message once already. Pretty retarded that they ban you now even tho lots of people have connectivity issues and I doubt that all of them have shitty internet.

What's the fastest way to make money? Want to buy out all the weapons now but I spent all my money on scrubbing and adding stats to my clothes.

>>385311212
Salmon run, easily.

>>385311212
Salmon Run. Super Bonus is like 30k+ G

literally the only downside to Salmon Run is that it doesn't give XP

GIVE ME NINJA ABILITIES SPLATNET. I DON'T WANT THE PARACHUTER.

>>385311275
>>385311329
Thanks. Should I be prioritizing getting the orange orbs or more of the gold ones to get money faster?

>>385311405
Gold Eggs >>>>> Power Eggs

Just kill shit and don't suck

>wake up to a new patch for the game

Did they patch the ticket farming?

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>Aerospray shitters in FUCKING RAIN MAKER
I know a lot of people didn't have the wii U but everyone is falling for every single noob trap all over again and it's pissing me off

>>385311576
Yes. Some changes to items and super charge but also the ticket thing.

Never really cared for it in 1 but I love using the splatling in 2 for some reason. Maybe it's the maps

>>385296560
Sturgeon Shipyard
Octobrush

>>385310208
Is there some secret to it I'm not aware of? The description says YOU, and people who SPLAT YOU take longer to respawn, not people you splat. For you to get any benefit out of it as per what the description says, someone has to kill you and then later be killed, and both of you will take a penalty for it. But because you have to die first, you take the short end of the stick immediately, and the enemy could very well go on to get lots of shit done before they suffer the (miniscule) consequences. Sounds like absolute garbage, would do literally nothing for players who are doing well.

Also >>385310012 quick respawn only boosts your respawn time if you die multiple times without getting any kills. It says so in the description.

>>385311779
You may just be better at reading descriptions than me, if it's really a purely reactive ability that's pretty lame.

>>385298793
Drizzler,because I'm the only one who knows how to one-shot them. People always seem to let them be and kill our mobility too

Every time someone says woomy I picture some pathetic neckbearded autist with a diaper fetish, sitting in his underwear with his assortment of amiibos

Will playing charger boost my skills and accuracy with motion controls more than playing normally? I feel like being a good charger player is a huge asset but it looks like a lot of skill is required.

>>385312315
thanks for sharing

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>tfw shitter
>tfw stuck at 170% paygrade

>>385311606

http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028

No mention of ticket fixing
HOWEVER

>SPLAT DUALIES TAKE 10 LESS POINTS TO CHARGE SPECIAL
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NINTENDO, TENTA SPAM IS ALREADY META

what's the best way to pend tickets?

>>385312397
Charger is easy, use low stick and high motion sensitivity.

>>385312587
10 points is virtually nothing, and tenta missiles aren't that good. Ink Shield IS good, and weapons that have it had their special charge requirements boosted more significantly.

>>385310012

>fake contacts don't give you Marina's pupils

shit game

>>385312724

>Tenta missiles aren't that good
erm no sweeite
>Jump to spawn
>Lock onto at least 3 inklings
>Fire
>Teammate with good teamwork sees 『Tenta Missiles』
>Fires missiles too
>6 missiles per inkling targeted by both, meaning they can't do anything but evade for a solid 10 seconds, gets certain death stumbling into another targeted teammate, and all their ink is covered seriously fucking up their mobility

It's okay with one, but it stacks and now it's easier to get multiples at once.

>>385312724
>tenta missiles aren't that good

t. C-

So any actual numbers on how bonus stats have an impact on combat. For instance, I have a piece of gear that says I can move faster while swimming as a squid and my sub weapon fills faster. That's fine and all, but it'd be nice to know by exactly how much so I can weigh the benefits of stuff. Or, are they so minuscule that it doesn't even fucking matter?

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>>385313073

Big = 100%
Small = 33%
Stacking decreases, assume about -33% multiplicative per spare.
Big ones give a big impact, two smalls have a noticeable impact, could suspect some players of having bullshit mobility until you see their stats. Ink resistance and walk speed are probably the most powerful.

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>Get a perfect 24 eggs on wave 1
>Glowflies fuck us on wave 2

>>385307262
>>385307505
This is a lie. I use that grind rail on that one map for funky fresh frags from above.
Hilarious seeing people try to aim up at me from below.

>>385313073
it's around 6-7% swimspeed increase for main abilities and 2ish% for for sub abilities with diminishing returns and stacking nothing but swimspeed caps you at 25% bonus.

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>>385313073
If it's anything like the first Splatoon this chart should be useful

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>>385313161
>>385313269
>>385313315
Thanks anons. I'll keep that info in mind going forward.

>>385311275
>>385311329
>>385311450
>try salmon run
>people not putting eggs into basket when we're 1 short

why

>all the cool clothes have lame perks
>can't reroll main perks

Fuck this shit. I'm keeping my shades and my nip varisty jacket, I don't care they offer shit bonus abilities

>>385313137
Wait do the Amiibos in that box in the main hub actually move?

>>385313752
Annies shop has randomized main stats so you might eventually be able to look fresh while also min maxing

>>385313868

They did in Splatoon 1 too.

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Post yer Salmon Runs

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>>385313752
>Implying

Also I can't wait till we can add slots to our gear. Gonna slot run speeds out the ass.

>>385303785
Winning more games then ever before with this strategy.
>1 left 1 right 2 mid
>ink your path to center of the map
>try to cover it making it hard for the other team to penetrate past your ink
>if someone happens to die they will ALWAYS do some clean up duty at base so they can get -another- quick special gauge fill

A) control middle
B) save base so you get easy special fill instead of going 500p over and already filled gauge.
2 valid points against you, what's your excuse?

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>>385296304
How do I play online with randoms without feeling the need to chuck my controller at the screen in pure unbridled rage?

>>385314015

What the fuck are power eggs even for I mean you can't even use them in singleplayer what the fuck
Having only Lvl 1 weapons is why I can't be arsed grinding for hero skins after finding out you need to do ALL 35 LEVELS with each

>>385312893
Almost every special is good when you use it in coordination with your team. Missiles are good for forcing the enemy to move, but targeting a good number of them without wasting a ton of time jumping to spawn is situational, as is whether or not the enemy is even in a position where the missiles are much of a problem. They aren't hard to dodge, and you can wait until the last second to do so easily. The tower even outpaces their tracking when it isn't at a checkpoint.

>>385314106
they add up to an egg
I forgot how many

>>385313885
The shades have shown up 3 times and have had the same bonus, which is that your ink efficiency improves last 30 seconds

>>385314106
It shouldn't be that hard to get all the power eggs you need to upgrade everything just by playing normally. I didn't even really grind, except when I redid one or two missions because their scroll/sardinium was hard to find, and I was sitting on something like a Lv. 3 Hero Shot, Lv. 3 Ink, Curlers, and two Lv. 2 other weapons by the time I had finished the normal campaign missions. Just by completing all the levels with the Hero Shot I've got everything but 4 weapons maxed. If you just go through with the weapons you have already upgraded, you'll probably have enough to have fully upgraded everything before you're finished going through with even three of the weapons.

>low tide
>fat salmon wave
>three people in the cannons
>within 10 seconds there's like 9 eggs on the far shoreline and nobody wants to leave their stationary WMD to help get them

>>385314405
And the green cap has shown up minimum four times that I've seen with different abilities. One time it came up twice back to back with two different ones.

>>385314023
That's almost my exact set up, minus the shoes. Looks pretty fresh and is gonna be pretty sweet too.
>grinding Rockenberg Gear for that extra walk speed up shards
I'm wondering if I should go for anything else or just full fast as fuck boy

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>>385296834
Get out newfag

Threads need topics beyond "X GAME GO"

Lurk the fuck moar.

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So I'm fresh out of Splat zone hell. What gun am I gonna need for ranked?

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>>385314695
new games are allowed to general with almost impunity on /v/ these days, Overwatch had more than their fair share, same with Souls shit. Mods aren't gonna do anything about it, you're wasting your breath.

>>385314023
>cover art hat

woomy

When does it end, I missed the last one because of work

>>385314792
Make that fresh outta Turf War. Fuck I need coffee.

>>385314695
>Overwatchfag
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/1493384322658.jpg/

>Booyah!
>Booyah!
>Booyah!
>Booyah!
>Booyah!

>>385314862
11 am pst

>Hey guys, salmon run open from 2AM to 2PM!!!
What the fucking shit

Why is it not the opposite

Nintendo are you retarded

What the FUCK is up with the scheduling of this stupid mode.
2am-2pm, great I can fit in maybe 30minutes before work. Thanks Nintendo.

>>385314951
Timezones exist amerilard

I miss the Squid Sisters and I didn't even play Splatoon 1

>>385314951
Every region shares it, it's a better timeslot for Japan.

>>385314886
He's so mad cause he can only play games for faggots with aim assist.

>>385315054
Fuck Japan.

can anyone explain the woomy meme to me?

>>385314792
>>385314882
Can't ever go wrong with the Splattershots. Jack of all trades squirters, to be sure.

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>>385314886
>trying to stalk/dox
>based on an image found in google images pasted to the upload bar
Detective dipshit is on the case!

>>385307502
yup
hope we get em soon

>>385315093
It's just what the female inkling says.

>>385305975
Can patches be uninstalled? Nothing stopping new players from doing it as long as they don't install the patch

>>385296560
The Reef
Dualies

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>>385315093
Sometimes the inkling girls say it. People think it's endearing and latched on to it.

Splatoon 2 is fucking shit if you weren't playing right when the game came out.

>hurr you can't get any new weapons or abilities until level 4 so lets throw you into games where people have good abilities and can push you and your team right back into your base over and over so you lose every match and advance really fucking slow

>>385315314
better git gud lad

>>385315314
New weapons is level 2 actually

>>385309467
fuck yeah, its badass
I've gotten some cool ass shit

Who the fuck are all these G&K clan nerds I keep seeing in my games?

>>385315115
>stalk/dox
get a load of this paranoid fuck