What the fuck

>ywn be left at home with games, pizza, and Murasaki

>>385292319
Smelly dumb NEET getting told to crawl back into her troll cave

I love murasaki

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FAT
DUMB
SMELLY
NEET

>>385293720
me too

Murastinky makes me vomit

>>385292319
I want to steal that bear.

>>385293936
>>385292649
>NEET
>is a student
Cut that shit out, retards.

>>385293936
I don't understand why people are attracted to these sort of women. They never have any aspirations, will suck you dry and are generally emotional train wrecks.

>>385295028
Misery loves company.

>>385295028
Because they think they can change them: Women do the same shit, its built into our nature as people. Also >>385295061

>>385295028
>I don't understand why people are attracted to these sort of women.
I'm attracted to large breasts, not aspirations.

>>385295028

Loyalty, woman who think too big often will replace for something better. A loser like me can find happyness with her, no need to evolve or change, I found happyness and I will stay with it.

>>385295028
Some of them have an entire two gallons strapped to their chests.

>>385295028

They'd let you dunk their head in a huge bucket of your cum until they passed out if it meant they could get more of your attention.

At least, that's how my NEET ex was.

>>385293936
To those who are wondering whats actually going on.

>Neet girl gets into some sort of cooking contest that ends with a wish being fufilled
>Wins contest
>Wishes for limitless pizza
>Granted a mini fridge that gives limitless pizza
>But no microwave so she have to eat cold pizza for now

>>385292319
I'm surprised how much they tried to pull at my heart during Happy Boob game
why am I so easy to empathize?

>>385295421
Cold pizza > Warm pizza.

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>>385295516
Holy fuck no

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>>385294976
she barely goes to her school

>>385295620
You insane? Pizza that has been left to cool is a thousand times better.

>>385295647
Nigger, what the fuck do you think NEET means?

>>385295421
>cold pizza
>inexplicably melted cheese

>>385295753
Nice Extremely Enormous Titties

>>385295421
>microwaving pizza

blergh, buy a regular oven

>>385295421
>Microwave

Bitch, you don't microwave it.
Throw it in the oven. You don't even need to take it out of the box.
Or put a single slice in a pan on the stove and cover it.

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>>385295708
I'll only accept fresh out of the oven.

Especially if it's greasy

>>385295028
Is it really that common?

I've had a hard time getting to the realization of why i should have ended this kind of relationship long ago

>>385295028
>will suck you dry
Like, in the penis area?

She's good for fucking as well.

>>385296098

>stove cooking

Is that a thing?

>>385297410
If it's just a slice or two, yes.
Gives it a really satisfying crisp, too.

>>385297739

But its better than oven cooking?

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>>385296098
>You don't even need to take it out of the box.
>leave pizza in box while baking it
>pizza is covered with plastic
>house burns down
WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

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STINKY

>>385296098
>Throw it in the oven. You don't even need to take it out of the box.
This is how retard anon burns down his house.

>>385295028


>will suck you dry

sounds good

>>385295826
I honestly have no idea how thats even happening in the art because cold pizza is what's happening in the story dialogue. That's why she looks disappointed at the fridge full of pizza.

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>>385292319
i think its great how she actually got some character development
like she went from actual crazy to silly neet

>>385293936
>Three slices in one go

Hardcore

>>385297969
>covered with plastic

What kind of retard pizza are you eating

>>385295028
>not wanting to be sucked dry
Giant homo detected.

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>>385295028
Because it's animay.

Animay girls tend to behave wildly different to real woman.

>>385298169
You'd have to be pretty retarded to reheat pizza so long that this even becomes a possibility.

>>385298309
Every Hebijo girl got significantly better in EV
Except maybe Ryoubi. She get's development like all the others but she acts like a total cunt for 80% of the story before she gets it.

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I'm going to marry Yumi!

>>385295028
What do you need aspirations for? Are you a gold digger looking for a woman with a great career instead of one who shares your hobbies and interests?

>>385295620
domino's doesn't make pizza

>>385299260
WE

>>385298169
Cardboard won't light on fire until it hits 400 deg C

>>385299514
That's 750 in freedom units

>>385299264

I don't think reverse gold diggers are a thing

This fucking thread is making me want to order a pizza. Fuck you guys.

I told myself only once a month and I already mine for the month.

>>385299260
Yumi really is the sexiest Senran Kagura.

>>385292319
What does she smell like?

>>385296098
>You don't even need to take it out of the box.
Oh my God. What are you doing to yourself.

>>385300485
Really good, her nose is very sensitive so she cant afford to have bad smell.

>>385299264
I'd like for someone who isn't solely dependant on me for affirmation and self confidence.

>>385300485
like a neet

>>385295028
Because I don't have any aspirations either.

>>385296492
Ayyy